The Devil Is a Part-Timer! - S02E24 - English
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00:00The World's Worst Puppet Masters. You're showing your faces now? Your ugly mugs look better
00:13behind the curtain. You won't be getting any mercy this time around. In Japan, we fought
00:18on your turf. In Ante Isla, we've got Celestial Force to spare. You don't stand a chance against
00:22us here, demon scum! Risky game. It's best to save the trash talk until the end. Now
00:28it's going to be even more embarrassing when you lose. Remember, I am the Demon King, after
00:33all. My bullying game is top tier. We'll see who will be bullying who soon enough. Joining
00:39us, Gabey? I mean, if you're going to ask so nicely, guess so. And you? Satan! Satan!
00:46Satan! I should have seen that coming. It's our job to take the demon trash out of Ante
00:52Isla for good. It's become a matter of heaven's safety. I hate to break the news to you, but
00:58Emi beat you to it. She decimated Demonkind minutes ago. It was a full-scale production.
01:04Try harder if you want your puppet show to compete. Here's the Mao I know. Ready, baby?
01:12Yeah! I can't say your betrayal bothers me much, but siding with Satan is a spit in the
01:22face to humanity. You ready to make that statement with so many witnesses around? The more
01:28that you open your big mouth, the more pitiful you prove to be. Take a note from your bro
01:32Sariel's book. He's a hopeless perv, but he's not writing any coattails. I respect him way
01:38more than a cowardly chicken like you. Emi, you keep out of this. Stay right there.
02:58Say, Dyer's the place to be. It's right behind those doors. You're done!
03:25Stop at once! You have entered into this apostasy trial most unlawfully.
03:29In the name of Crestia Bell, I call you to halt your proceedings. At last, my heroes!
03:42No, no! I told you to stay there! Focus on protecting your god!
03:51Uh-uh. My lord, that way. All right.
04:07Now's not a good time, dude. You blundering fool! What did you do?
04:10It's your fault! You guys were taken forever! We ran into some trouble of our own. Despite
04:15all odds, we were able to make it back here with the good Emirata's angelic quill.
04:20Craitel, why is the volunteer army toppled like dominoes in front of the cloud retreat?
04:25Satan! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
04:27Things might have gotten a little messy.
04:32Don't worry about it, though. The scooters took a hit,
04:35but I'll pick up some extra shifts and pay you back.
04:38That total just belonged to Mickey Blouse.
04:41Goodness, you realize the emperor unifier was in there, right?
04:45No, that was Emilia's dad. And we already bailed him out.
04:48What? Where's the Emperor, then?
04:51Pay attention! You're gonna want those eyes on me!
05:01I've arranged for Libby Coco to deliver the Emperor Unifier to you.
05:05He's in your hands.
05:07Hold on. What do you mean?
05:09Where is he? I don't understand!
05:18I don't think I can watch this.
05:23Whoa, smelly.
05:25Learn some boundaries!
05:27Is this a for real shard of Ysode? Just the thing we need!
05:32Aw, this one's not gonna work for me.
05:35It's been exposed to way too much Celestial Force.
05:43Wait a sec. Does that mean Ashiya has one?
05:49Angry. Go time.
05:55Watch yourself! Heavenly Regiment incoming!
05:58Dammit.
06:04Light of Iron!
06:06I don't know what's going on, but I shall assist!
06:09Hmm.
06:17You good?
06:18Peachy, sire.
06:20I don't get the details, but you're basically saying
06:23a shard exposed to magic instead of Celestial Force will work for you?
06:26Uh-huh. I mean, I think it should, anyway.
06:29Wait here.
06:36Stop that! Our dance is over!
06:38Go with it.
06:40That's a...
06:44Hey, Mao!
06:45Okay.
06:46We're good to go.
06:48Hey, the hell you think you're doing?
06:50I just solved my tummy problems. I hope. Pray for no puke.
06:58Careful, sire.
07:00Thanks, Emi.
07:02This shard has been exposed to magic for a long time.
07:06I guess that makes it easier for us. You have to adapt to me.
07:18Well, now, let's kick...
07:20Some ass.
07:28Is that better half?
07:30You're pissing me off.
07:32You've kicked around my friends, my subordinates, my citizens,
07:36and even the humans that I planned to rule for long enough.
07:40Don't think for half a second that I'll show you buffoons a lick of mercy!
07:44Right back at ya! I'm real sick of dealing with your crap!
07:47Satan, today is the day you die!
07:50Fat chance! Have fun in hell, godforsaken angels!
07:56He got his hands on another sacred sword?
07:59I'll see if my little sissy...
08:01Little sis?
08:03Yes, my mama! Sissy is the other half of Y'sod!
08:07Other half? So it's still a sacred sword. How can he use it?
08:12And why is it putting out magic?
08:15It seems to me that not every single shard of Y'sod derives its power from celestial force.
08:21We've been looking at them the wrong way.
08:23Until now, we thought the Sephiroth were something they aren't.
08:26Neither Alysramas and your sword, nor Sire's sword and his new friend,
08:31are by any means what we call sacred.
08:33Yeah, Y'sod! It's more like branches!
08:36And they tie life to life and heart to heart!
08:38So since you and I were apart, we were together the whole time!
08:41So you connect hearts, huh?
08:44Come on! Go, Dada!
08:49How? That sword he's wielding is clearly sacred.
08:52I'm glad to see you in good health, Father Oba.
08:56I thought we'd never meet again after you disappeared from Japan.
08:59Imagine my surprise to find you in Epsahan.
09:02Great. You're here.
09:05Unfortunately, I cannot take any time to rejoice in this reunion,
09:09for it is my sworn duty to judge you for your rather undeniable sins.
09:13Now, good leaders of the Malbranche, in this moment alone,
09:17I issue you an order as Demon General Crestia Bell of the New Devil's Army.
09:22What? A Demon General, she says?
09:25Explain! What is this lunacy?
09:27Hold, Babaritchia.
09:29Tell us, what is this order that you intend to give?
09:34Quietly go along with everything that's about to unfold.
09:37If you do that, King Satan will forgive your unauthorized actions
09:41and allow you to return to the good Kamio.
09:44Wait! Can it be that a mere human knows Kamio?
09:47Very well. We have no alternative but to heed your every order, New General.
09:52Our foolishness is unforgivable. There is no excuse that we can make.
09:57We allowed ourselves to be deceived by Oba and his heavenly allies.
10:01It cost us many of our brethren. These are consequences we must face.
10:05Now, what is the meaning of this Crestia Bell? Explain!
10:09My wishes have not changed since the day we first met, Oba. It's simple.
10:13All I want is to build a world where our people can walk in the light of faith and justice
10:17and where safety need not be earned, but is granted.
10:21Perhaps my time in Japan has changed me.
10:24I finally gained the strength of heart to work toward that world.
10:27Those are genuine angels flying overhead.
10:30Ally yourself with the Devil and Emilia,
10:33and you'll be betraying Heaven and Teizla and the angels above us.
10:37I never thought I'd hear such words from you. You're sorely mistaken, Oba.
10:43For in the world I know, there are no genuine angels.
10:49Though they may call themselves Gabriel, Chamuel, and Raguel, they're ordinary humans!
10:54If powerful people who grow wings get to declare themselves angels, so be it!
10:59I'll take a quick trip to Tokyo, Han, and pick up costume wings.
11:02Then I shall gladly join their ranks!
11:07Eight Scars Knights who volunteered to fight for justice,
11:10I understand your confusion, but everything I have told you today is the truth!
11:14As I speak to you, two gallant heroes fight overhead,
11:17using their sacred swords to punish the demons
11:20who have brought a second age of terror upon your great empire,
11:23who have betrayed Ephsahan!
11:25She's saying that they're demons?
11:27Silence! What are you playing at?
11:30Don't blame Alciel and don't blame the Malebranche for inviting this chaos into your precious home.
11:35There's proof they aren't the culprits,
11:37and we must ask the Emperor Unifier to bring that evidence to light!
11:43Sire!
11:47Hello, Olba. You're looking healthy. It's been too long, old man.
11:51What is this?
11:56Hey, attention here, please. Come now. It's important.
12:02Listen to her. All she says is the truth.
12:06I've seen it. I need you to believe me.
12:10That man, Alciel, is good. He protected me.
12:17Tried to keep my knights from committing senseless violence
12:21in the name of a cause that they never truly understood or believed in.
12:27Now is not the time to mistake the enemy.
12:31Gather under the sacred sword, gentlemen,
12:34and show the heavens just how mighty our proud nation of Ephsahadli.
12:40Yes, sire!
12:43It is an honor, Your Majesty.
12:45I, Crestia Bell, lead investigator of the Grand Hoshin Church's Doctrinal Correction Council,
12:50have heard your words, as has High Priest Olba.
12:54You don't speak for me. Stop that.
12:56Some poor souls just don't know when to quit.
12:59The game's over, father.
13:01You might not have lived like a human, but you'll die like one.
13:06As the Correction Council's highest inquisitor, I deliver this verdict.
13:10Mind those who wield sacred swords, for their enemies are our enemies, too.
13:15Your foes are the apostates calling themselves angels.
13:20I'm gonna have to go harder than usual.
13:22Sorry. My little girl's watching.
13:31You need to find your peace, man. Your antsy pants won't get us anywhere.
13:35Kill Satan! Kill Satan! Kill Satan!
13:46Stay put!
13:47Whoa there. Cool it, bucko.
13:50Duh.
13:57Sheesh. Must be sweet.
13:59Don't forget about all that valuable info I gave you.
14:02Maybe you could pull your punches a teeny bit?
14:05I'm not wringing your neck, am I? Consider that kindness a favor.
14:09I could kill you right here, but I think I'll bring you to Japan,
14:13where you're gonna spill every little thing you know.
14:17What a disaster. You folks made quite a mess.
14:22Wait a second. I thought the church was holding you captive for some kind of trial or something.
14:27They were, until Al and Bel rescued me.
14:30I'd say you're well worth getting behind schedule for.
14:33Naughty rats overtook the church mice.
14:36But don't worry, we kicked them out of our humble nest before they got too comfortable.
14:41Good.
14:42Amelia, please fight for your own sake from now on.
14:46This world will carry on fine without its hero.
14:49What's more, you know, no matter what you get yourself into, Al and I have your back.
14:55Human, I haven't the slightest idea what you will do next.
15:00But don't die.
15:01I pray the next time you and I meet,
15:03we'll have the pleasure of not being positioned on opposite sides of a battlefield.
15:08Whatever you say.
15:10You humans, not a single one of you makes any sense at all.
15:14Neither do you.
15:17The more time I spend with demons, the less I understand them.
15:25Do you have a second?
15:27Sure.
15:28I feel like I owe you a better apology for all that went down.
15:32You mean with the Maulbranch?
15:34Uh-huh.
15:35It's just, I realized I don't have the right to blame you for what happened with-
15:39You shouldn't be worrying about that stuff.
15:41It's in the past.
15:43We've both done our fair share of questionable things.
15:46You were doing your job as hero, I was doing mine as the devil.
15:50Don't try to make it more complicated than that.
15:57Nothing that's happened here has changed our relationship even a bit.
16:01And anyway, there are a couple of other people that you owe way bigger apologies to.
16:06Chi and your girl, Rika.
16:09Oh, and just so you know, I already picked out a birthday gift for Chi.
16:14I doubt you got her anything, huh?
16:17Come on, dude, you know she's gonna already be feeling down.
16:23Hello? You're supposed to be a jerk back to me.
16:26I'm not a fan of this new emo era.
16:30Jeez, I guess you must have had it really hard.
16:33Just give them hugs when we get back to Japan.
16:35They'll want to hear all about your big adventure.
16:38You know they're your friends, right? So they'll understand.
16:43You're right.
17:00Mr. Mao!
17:02Whoa, didn't waste any time, did you?
17:04Chiyo.
17:05Hi, Chimi!
17:07I missed you!
17:09It's okay, we're home.
17:11I'm so glad that you're okay.
17:13Like, so glad. Super duper so glad.
17:17I'm sorry I worried you.
17:19No more sad, no crying, Chimi!
17:22You're a cutie!
17:30Welcome home, you guys!
17:36And here! It's nice and cold for you.
17:39Thanks, Chi.
17:41Thank you!
17:43Much appreciated.
17:44Many thanks.
17:48Might have lost the sick horns, but I'm glad to be back.
17:51I'm starving. Is there anything to eat around here?
17:55Only for people with manners.
17:57Arushihara, did anything happen while we were away?
18:00Uh, no.
18:03It does appear that you finally learned to brew fresh tea once you finished the pitcher.
18:08Come in.
18:10Hello there, boys.
18:12Hey, you two. What a surprise.
18:15Welcome back. Glad to see you're all okay.
18:18Mr. Ashiya, I need a strapping young man like you to do me a favor
18:22and carry this other strapping young man.
18:25Yes, ma'am. Consider it done.
18:27Where's Nord?
18:28Busy resting up in the empty room downstairs.
18:31He's looking better, but is still dead asleep.
18:34Yusa is keeping an eye on him.
18:36That other chick, too.
18:43Hey, there you are.
18:45Rika... I...
18:48Slow your roll. There are a few things that I need to say.
18:52I come bearing some good news and some bad news.
18:54Which do you want to hear first?
18:56I've always wanted a chance to say that.
18:58I don't know. I guess I'll start with the bad news.
19:01Here goes.
19:03About work. You're kind of fired.
19:06The floor leader tried to go to bat for you,
19:08but there was no defending a month of radio silence and unexcused absences.
19:12Gotcha. Guess that makes sense.
19:15Moving on. Over to that girl.
19:18Guess that makes sense.
19:20Moving on. Over to that good news I mentioned.
19:23Uh, right. What's that?
19:26I am giving you the power to choose what I call you.
19:28I figured that would only be fair, Lady Emilia Justina.
19:35Rika, you know...
19:38Hold the waterworks. I'm the one who gets to cry.
19:41A bunch of super freaky stuff has happened to me in the past month.
19:44All because I'm friends with you.
19:46I've cried a ton, actually. I've been scared out of my mind.
19:51But you know, if there's anything I'd like an apology for,
19:55that jump scare crap you got me into is about it.
20:00Did I ever tell you that I swam at the National Athletic Meet back in high school?
20:04Uh, not yet. That's news to me.
20:07Would have been way cooler if I didn't lose in the prelims.
20:10One time, back in middle school,
20:12these nasty bullies came up with the idea to call me Ree Cockroach.
20:15Can't say I appreciated having cock or roach attached to my name.
20:21All that I'm trying to say is,
20:23unless you ask, you never get many chances to hear about a friend's past.
20:27Your backstory happens to be a little more unusual than most,
20:30but so what?
20:32Rika...
20:34The only thing that matters to me is that we can hang out and be ourselves.
20:38And maybe grab tea together after work now and then.
20:41Ooh, that last part may be a little tricky since you got fired,
20:44but hey.
20:47Well, it's all you have to do to be my friend.
20:50So, are you in?
20:52Tea is way more important than pasts.
20:56I'm in.
20:58I'm in!
20:59Hey, don't go crying on me!
21:01That's the one thing I won't allow.
21:03Looks like your dad still hasn't woken up.
21:06You should really be saving your tears for the big reunion.
21:09I'm proud of you for making it this far.
21:12Stay strong. I'm sure he'll wake up soon.
21:19Emilia...
21:21You're all right.
21:24Is this... a dream?
21:27Uh-uh, this is real life.
21:29I'm right here.
21:30I missed you, Dad. I'm so glad you're okay.
21:34It's been way too long since we've had a big family dinner like this, don't you think?
21:38It's getting crowded in here.
21:40If it's space you desire, you could stow some clutter in the closet.
21:43Someone said clutter?
21:45Me?
21:46Yep.
21:47Really?
21:48Hmm?
21:49Arushihara!
21:50You've been shopped at that dreadful jungle.co!
21:53It's like a birthday party with packages and everything!
21:56With tofu and ginger butt instead of cake.
21:58Yeah!
22:00With tofu and ginger butt instead of cake.
22:02Yeah! Ginger butt!
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