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00:00C'est un jeu de l'esprit qui prend du poids.
00:02Jusque-là, il faut tomber en premier.
00:04C'est pas facile.
00:06Je suis pas là pour te faire confiance.
00:08J'ai la bonne idée.
00:10La bonne idée ?
00:12Ok, je te la donne.
00:14Je te la donne.
00:16Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:18Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:20Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:22Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:24Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:26Ok, ok, je te la donne.
00:28J'ai l'impression que le captain va devoir accompagner son bateau pour sa dernière voyage.
00:58James Bond Jr.
01:02No one can stop him, the scum always tries
01:05Young Bond cuts through each web of spies
01:09He learned the game from his uncle James
01:12Now he's heir to the name
01:15James Bond
01:18James Bond Jr.
01:22Look out, he's coming through, he's got a job to do
01:26While he rescues the girl, James Bond Jr. chases scum
01:33Around the world
01:56James Bond Jr.
02:27You're the only one who believes that, Nosworthy
02:28I can tell you one thing
02:29This game is one of the most complicated video games
02:32That have ever been released
02:35Really?
02:36How about a little match this afternoon
02:39To see which of us is the better player
02:42Agreed
02:43And now please excuse me
02:44I'd like to practice a little more
02:47Great, now we'll never make Gordo
02:50Put this video game away
02:52What's wrong with you, Mr. Mitchell?
02:54You look really worried
02:56There's bad news, folks
02:58Another ship has disappeared
02:59It was allegedly attacked by a sea monster
03:02And what does that have to do with us?
03:04Tracy, I'm afraid the captain of the ship was your uncle
03:09And he seems to have died
03:11Oh no
03:15I can assure you that we do everything we can
03:17To find the missing ships
03:20Unfortunately, we haven't been able to find out
03:22Why the ships are disappearing
03:23We're completely lost
03:25It seems that the authorities don't really believe
03:27In sea monsters that are capable of
03:29Making huge ships disappear
03:31Whatever the reason for the ship's disappearance
03:33It's much worse than any sea monster
03:35Maybe my uncle William
03:37Is being held captive by someone
03:39If that's the case, I promise you
03:40We'll free him
03:44We talked to every sailor in the harbor
03:46And no one could tell us anything
03:50Captain William is my favorite uncle
03:52I'm really worried about him
03:54Nothing will happen to your uncle
03:56I have a suggestion
03:57Let's go diving
03:59Maybe that will ease your worries
04:02Are you coming, Phoebe?
04:03No, thank you
04:04I'm so exhausted
04:05That I can't even swim anymore
04:08I'll go with James
04:09This way, I'll have the opportunity
04:11To try out my newest invention
04:14This miniature diving device
04:16Is attached to the belt of my diving suit
04:18And transmits a signal to the receiver
04:23With this ring, you can fire a laser beam
04:25That even cuts through steel like soft butter
04:28Show me
04:30And last but not least
04:32I converted the battery of this watch
04:34So that it produces
04:35An incredibly strong electromagnetic field
04:38A tiny push of a button is enough, James
04:40Let's try it out, Einstein
04:44Un peu plus tard
04:47It's very convenient to have a key
04:50Hey guys, I'm coming to dive
04:52But only if I can take something useful with me
04:55My video game
04:57Trevor, it doesn't suit you to stay here
04:59Don't you want to come with us and annoy us?
05:02No, I'd rather stay here and practice
05:05I mean to rest
05:08Well, hopefully you'll recover well
05:09From your cold, Trevor
05:11Because you know, this afternoon
05:12There's a big competition
05:14And you should be in good shape
05:18This stupid game is more difficult than I thought
05:28I've rented us a boat
05:29So we can find a nice place to dive
05:32Everyone, on deck!
05:33Hurry!
05:38Look!
05:39It's Kuzmund!
05:44I bet he's got something to do with the missing ships
05:49Follow him, guys
05:52What? He wants to dive?
05:54Hopefully his teeth won't rust
05:59Let's see what he's doing down there
06:03Guys, I equipped our diving goggles with mini radios
06:06So we can communicate underwater
06:09Let's go!
06:14There he is!
06:15Come on, let's dive closer!
06:25There's the sea monster!
06:27There's no sea monster
06:29This is a gigantic hydraulic device
06:35But what's it for?
06:37We'll find out in a minute
06:40And there you see the answer, Tracy
06:43It's a gigantic shipping device
06:52Let's see where this is going
07:10What's going on?
07:11It looks like this huge arm brought the oil tanker to this fortress on the seabed
07:16Let's swim back and inform the coast guard
07:23Oh no! We've got company, guys!
07:25What?
07:26It's a big white shark and it's coming right at us!
07:30Come on, let's get out of here!
07:37It doesn't make sense, the shark is much faster than we are
07:40Oh no, we're fish food!
07:46Gordo! Einstein!
07:49Where have you been?
07:51I've been looking for you
07:53I've been looking for you
07:55I've been looking for you
07:57Where have you been?
07:59You were right behind us
08:01Here comes Gordo!
08:03Faster, Gordo! Faster!
08:11I can't swim faster! Help!
08:16Look, the shark is turning around
08:18And it's coming to get us!
08:28Where are we?
08:30The water is flowing away
08:32We're in some kind of airlock
08:34Then this isn't a shark, it's more like a submarine
08:39That's right, Bond
08:42And now you're going to stretch your little hands up high like brave little prisoners
08:48I'd like to know where they are
08:51They should be back by now
08:53I'm really worried
08:55Yes, me too
08:57Gordo is too late for our game
08:59And I was really looking forward to teaching him a lesson
09:04I thought you weren't going to come
09:06No, I'm not going to
09:08I'm not going to
09:10I'm not going to
09:12I'm not going to
09:14I'm not going to
09:16I thought you weren't going to feel well, Trevor
09:19It's over, I'm going blind again
09:21Because I'm finally controlling this stupid game
09:25Gordo will probably despair
09:28When he sees that he doesn't stand a chance against me
09:34We have to find James and the others
09:37Don't you know where they went, Phoebe?
09:39I only know that they wanted to dive
09:41But we'll definitely find them with this device
09:45I heard how Einstein explained the device to James
09:48What are we waiting for? Come with me
10:15Oh, look!
10:17The missing ships!
10:22But who stole them and what for?
10:25Stop talking and get moving!
10:45Armed guards? Lighthouses?
10:48Massive steel doors?
10:50I'm afraid our situation is not the best
10:53You could say that, James
10:55I'm not getting out of this murderous game
10:58Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Gordo
11:01Something tells me that your match against Trevor
11:03will be postponed indefinitely
11:05I know what you mean
11:06It would suit this nose-versey
11:08if he tried to get ahead of the game
11:11James, I've got an idea
11:13You've got an idea?
11:18Hey, what's that supposed to be?
11:20Quick, let's get out of here!
11:34Captain, the prisoners have escaped
11:39Tracy!
11:40There's my uncle!
11:43Captain Milbank, are you all right?
11:45I'm fine, like a fish in water
11:47But I feel like a goldfish in a glass
11:50Don't worry, Captain, we'll free you
11:52We just have to find a way out of here
11:54Hey, don't do it again!
11:56If you don't want me to lose my patience
12:01Phoebe, why are you in such a hurry?
12:03Where are you going?
12:04We want to find James and the others
12:07Then tell Gordo that I'm always available
12:10and that he's lost if he doesn't attack me
12:13That would be your only chance to win
12:15Of course! Tell him to hurry up
12:18I can't wait to see him lose
12:22I hope this arrow works
12:24I don't see any other way to find them
12:27As you ordered, I brought the prisoners to their command center
12:34Fabulous! Fabulous!
12:36I should have known that you were behind all this
12:41Walter Plank!
12:43Then let's test our strength again, James Bond Jr
12:48But not for long, not for long
13:03Let us go, Plank!
13:04The Coast Guard will be looking for us
13:06if we don't get back in an hour
13:11That's a cheap bluff
13:13Neither you nor the Coast Guard will be able to stop me
13:17from committing the perfect crime
13:19And what would that be?
13:21I knew you'd be interested, Bond
13:24Take care of that, my friend
13:34Do you know what this is?
13:36The most powerful pirate fleet in history
13:41These men equip each of the stolen ships with ultra-high-tech weapons
13:46And with remote-controlled devices
13:49so that I can control each of these ships
13:52without having to leave my underwater hideout
13:55And if they're all unarmored,
13:57Captain Plank will send them up and conquer the world
14:02And then I'll be the most feared captain in the world
14:06who has ever hit a dead head on a mast
14:13Could it be that you've seen too many pirate movies, Plank?
14:17Always a little joke on the lips, right?
14:20But when I've achieved my goal,
14:23Kuzmond will take care of you, my friend
14:33This will be a great pleasure for me, Bond
14:37I'm not afraid of you, my friend
14:41This will be the end for you, Bond
14:44The fleet is ready to set sail, Captain Plank
14:49Finally, one of my greatest dreams is coming true
14:53Activate remote control
14:55Aye, aye, Captain Plank
15:02Qu'est-ce que c'est?
15:06C'est un moniteur de contrôle vidéo
15:08avec lequel il peut surveiller tout
15:11C'est le moment de envoyer ma flotte de pirates
15:15Et puis...
15:16Ah! Blinker on the drop! Blinker on the drop!
15:20Nous devons empêcher que Plank
15:22mette cette flotte en mouvement, et c'est rapidement
15:25Mais comment?
15:26Ah!
15:30Oh, fantastique!
15:32J'ai réussi à gérer la dernière étape du bateau
15:35comme un vrai capitaine!
15:40Hey, c'est ça!
15:42James, je crois que j'ai réussi!
15:43Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, Einstein?
15:45Je sais comment nous pouvons
15:47attaquer Plank avec ses propres armes
15:50Ha, ha, ha!
15:54Tout ce dont j'ai besoin, c'est Gordo's Ship Ahoy Game
15:59et le transmetteur de mon bateau
16:06Ce doit être le bateau que James et les autres ont acheté
16:09Alors ils sont sûrement dans la proximité
16:12Oui, mais n'est-ce pas la même place
16:14où les bateaux disparaissent toujours, Phoebe?
16:16Oh, le bateau est disparu
16:19Alors, j'ai installé le transmetteur dans le jeu vidéo
16:24Si je ne me trompe pas, je peux
16:26interférer avec le système de télécommande de Plank
16:29Gordo, ton type est demandé
16:31Ta chance est arrivée
16:33Maintenant, tu peux monter dans l'Olympe des jeux vidéo
16:36Je vais le faire
16:38Dans quelques secondes, ces bateaux
16:40vont atteindre la fenêtre de l'air
16:42et retourner à la surface d'eau
16:44Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
16:46J'ai perdu le contrôle de mon bateau
16:49Monterrey! Monterrey!
16:51Ça marche!
16:53Oui, et maintenant, regarde bien
17:15Oh, putain!
17:16Ma flotte fait tout ce qu'elle veut
17:18Les gars, c'est encore plus amusant
17:20que l'Olympe des jeux vidéo
17:23Oh, non, oh, non
17:25C'est fini avec notre joli bateau
17:29Aidez-moi!
17:33Tous les hommes sur le bateau! Tous les hommes sur le bateau!
17:36S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît
17:38S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît
17:42S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît
17:45Qu'est-ce qu'on va faire de nous, Plank?
17:47Vous serez un héritier de la mort d'un merman
17:50et vous aurez votre propre joli bateau
17:55Oh, mon Dieu, Sven, nous allons nous boire
17:57Nous ne le ferons pas, Tracy
17:59et pas à cause de l'argent d'Einstein
18:07Bien fait, Sven!
18:08Maintenant, nous devons tout de suite sauver ton oncle
18:10Viens avec moi
18:17Oncle William, tout va bien?
18:19Bien sûr, mon petit
18:21Allons, laissons-nous partir d'ici
18:27Regardez, Plank et ses hommes
18:29veulent s'éteindre de la poussière
18:32Allez, ouvrez la fenêtre
18:34Je vous conseille de ne rien faire
18:41Et maintenant, nous devons aussi
18:43nous éteindre de la poussière
18:45Ce n'est pas si simple, Plank
18:47Cousmonde!
18:48Oui, nous devons probablement
18:50nous éteindre de la poussière
18:52C'est un bâton d'éteindre
18:54Dépêchez-vous!
18:55Je vais s'occuper de ce piranha
19:02Allez, mouille de mouille
19:04Je suis un morceau de sucre sur les jambes
19:09Comme tu veux, Bond
19:11Je vais t'éteindre
19:22Et maintenant, tu es vendu, Bond
19:32Tu as quelque chose à manger ici, Naga
19:42Oh non, c'est une gorge
19:44Un instant
19:46Cette chaîne d'encre me donne une idée
19:48Tu es bien assis dans le bâton
19:51Et toi encore plus, Cousmonde
19:54Parce que c'est un magnète
20:01Bon voyage, monsieur
20:08James, est-ce que rien ne s'est passé?
20:10Non, non
20:11Et avant Cousmonde, nous avons eu un moment de paix
20:13Je lui ai donné quelque chose à manger
20:15Pour des enjeux sans sens, nous aurons plus de temps
20:17Nous nous éteindrons avant de boire trop d'eau
20:20Nous devons y aller
20:28Waouh !
20:29D'où vient-il cet étang d'eau ?
20:32Et ce n'est pas la seule chose qui est étonnante
20:34Regardez-le
20:38C'est un grand, blanc oiseau
20:44Un instant, Phoebe, ce n'est pas un oiseau
20:46C'est plutôt un bateau
20:51Oh, James !
20:53Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé là-bas, James ?
20:56Je dirais qu'on a presque échoué
21:01Oubliez-le, Trevor, je n'ai plus envie
21:05Après le jeu vidéo que j'ai fait, Chiffahoy est la plus ridicule
21:10Ça ne me ferait pas du tout plaisir de te battre
21:12Alors ne me mèles plus
21:14Tu as un nouveau jeu vidéo, Gordon ?
21:16Comment ça s'appelle, Gordon ?
21:17Comment ça se passe ?
21:18Allez, montre-moi, Gordon, s'il te plaît
21:21Le pauvre Trevor, il n'apprendra jamais
21:24Qu'est-ce qui sert à un jeu parfait
21:27si on ne trouve pas quelqu'un qui veut jouer ?