Veep Season 6 Episode 5 Chicklet
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00:00You had a small heart attack.
00:02A heart attack?
00:03Yes, ma'am.
00:07Next year, you get to buy my book.
00:10Can you just give me a copy?
00:12It may be impossible for you to conceive.
00:14I am going to save a fortune in morning-after bills.
00:17I can still taste you in my mouth from last night.
00:20I am really sorry that Dad did this to you.
00:24The only one who should be sucking your dick is Daylight Savings Time,
00:27and I don't give a fuck if that means that some farmer in Kansas has to milk his cow using flashlights.
00:33We all know about you and Jane.
00:34I haven't slept with a woman over 30 since I was 14.
00:36I can't do the whole five mil by myself anymore.
00:39Seriously?
00:40I am all in on Jonah Ryan, and I owe you one.
00:50Ma'am, American University is a fine institution.
00:53American University sounds like a made-up college in Egypt, okay?
00:58I don't want my library there.
01:00Well, technically, it wouldn't even be a library.
01:02What?
01:03It won't be a library, ma'am.
01:04No, I heard her.
01:05Do you understand that, Amy, that even Richard has trouble understanding you?
01:09You would be donating all of your papers, gifts, and ephemera to them, to their library.
01:14Well, of course, the dresses, I think that...
01:16No, they don't want the dresses.
01:17You know that every president since F.D.R. has had a goddamn library, okay?
01:23Even that sanctimonious fraud Carter had a library.
01:27American University is like American universe shit.
01:37Thank you, thank you.
01:39I just want to say that I am so proud to be here as a part of...
01:43National Volunteer Week.
01:44National Volunteer Week.
01:47It's really important.
01:53Super.
01:55Great.
01:57How about that?
01:58How about that?
02:00I also do wallpaper.
02:03Thank you guys so much.
02:05It's been so much fun.
02:07I love this teacher, too.
02:09It's just so happy and wonderful.
02:15Get this t-shirt off of me. I look like I'm trying out for the Price is Right.
02:19God almighty, I wish I'd been assassinated in an office.
02:22Oh, don't say that.
02:23Although with my luck, I'd be then crippled for life sitting in a wheelchair in my
02:29reading room with my name on the thing.
02:31They haven't agreed to putting your name on anything, ma'am.
02:33What?
02:33You say they haven't agreed to putting your name on anything, ma'am?
02:39That food was just disgusting. Why did we even go there?
02:43Do you want me to get you anything else? You didn't eat anything.
02:46Oh, God. I hate every food ever. From everywhere.
02:51Have you tried ice cream?
02:52Yeah.
02:53You know what? I was gonna wait until afternoon tea, but I have got a fun surprise for ya.
02:59They have unveiled your wax figure at Madame Tussauds.
03:04Oh, is that the fun part?
03:06Check that out.
03:07What? They have me next to Gerald Ford? Is this the Hall of Half-Term Wonders?
03:13I thought that was Craig T. Nelson.
03:15Can nothing go right for me ever?
03:18Go, go, go. What can I do? What can I do? I will fix it.
03:20Why do they even have a wax figure of Ford?
03:23I don't know.
03:24The real one was made of wood. Get them to move me next to Lincoln or to Mao or some other game-changing icon.
03:33That's what I am. Don't make that noise.
03:36Just do it before I melt down that whole collection and use it to wax Madame Tussauds' big, fat, nasty snatch.
03:47Oh, I don't know. My pantyhose go up so high.
03:51Pam, it's normal to experience a temporary depression after a heart attack.
03:58I went through it with my father. He was unbearable.
04:02Trust me, Amy, it was not the heart attack that depressed your dad.
04:07In any way, I'm not depressed. I just feel like I'm in a thick, dark fog and everyone disappoints me
04:14and nothing works out and what's the point of anything anyway?
04:17And before you ask, it's not because I'm not sleeping, okay?
04:21Because I'm getting 14 hours of sleep a night.
04:24Hey, ma'am, if you ever want to talk to a therapist, I got a great gal.
04:27Wendy and I went to see her when things were rocky.
04:29Both of them went to town on me. It was brutal.
04:31I cried so hard I threw up, but it was the best thing I've ever done.
04:33Okay, look at me, Mike, all right? Not crazy, okay?
04:40Pam, Mom.
04:41What?
04:42Therapists can help with all kinds of problems that aren't necessarily mental illness.
04:45I mean, my woman is amazing.
04:47You're in therapy? Since when?
04:50Since I was 13.
04:53Well, what you really needed was a dermatologist.
04:55Pam, have you done any more thinking about Catherine and me moving into Meemaw's after the baby's born?
05:01Okay, Marjorie, that's like 14 things that I can't, you know, so...
05:05You know, Dr. Diane thinks that it would be really great if you could come in,
05:09that it could really open up and facilitate a good communication between the two of us.
05:13Okay, well, Dr. Diane is an asshole.
05:15Okay.
05:16I'll tell you what else. I'm not going to carry that.
05:18I'm not carrying that either.
05:20Richard, can Catherine and I speak with you for a moment?
05:23Well, you're the boss.
05:24Richard, are there any hereditary issues that run in your family?
05:28Well, my father and I both hate eating butterscotch, but love to say it.
05:32Butterscotch.
05:33Sorry, why do you ask?
05:44Fuck!
05:45He thinks Danny Boytoy doth protest too much.
05:47Himbo Egan Danai's affair with the newest Milton Kade.
05:51All right, you know what?
05:53Fuck that.
05:54Hey! This isn't a library!
05:56No, no, no. It's a graveyard that sells gum.
05:58Prince is dead.
05:59You want to buy some gum?
06:00No, I get all my gum on Amazon.
06:02But if the check is for the Rare Bird Conservancy,
06:05then why does it have to go through the Andrew H. Meyer Trust?
06:08That's a good catch, little cat.
06:10Um, you know what?
06:11Just for tax purposes, why don't you make it out to cash?
06:15That's easy.
06:18I'll just leave it blank.
06:20It's not your drop-by day.
06:22I couldn't wait another moment to see my two favorite daughters.
06:26Where did little Madge disappear to, anyway?
06:29You asked her to wait by your street meter in case it ran out.
06:32Right.
06:33Darn!
06:34Morning, ma'am.
06:35Hey, we really need to...
06:36I will wait in the living room.
06:38You're not giving any money to the music man here, are you, sweetie?
06:42Have you no shame?
06:44And, Mom?
06:45What?
06:46Here is your monthly allowance.
06:48And what chores do you do around the house to deserve that?
06:51I show assholes the door.
06:53Well, regardless, I bid you both adieu.
06:56Flattering skirt.
06:57Shut up.
06:58Hey, Mike, sorry.
06:59I gotta get running, but your investment is doing well.
07:02I've never gotten a statement.
07:03Here's a statement.
07:04Your investment is doing quite well.
07:07Can you believe the nerve of him?
07:10No, I can't.
07:11Ma'am, actually, I gotta talk to you.
07:13I got another call from the publisher.
07:15We need to buckle down...
07:16I know.
07:17...and start writing the book, okay?
07:18What if we started with when Hughes selected you as his thief?
07:23The lies.
07:24The flagrant self-interest.
07:26Do you have any memory of that moment?
07:28Any details?
07:29Any specifics about it?
07:30You know, during my first win for Congress,
07:32he was cheating on me during the entire campaign
07:35and said it was my fault.
07:37I didn't know that.
07:38Yeah, absolutely he did.
07:39Okay.
07:40Andrew said that he was campaigning long hours at the office for me.
07:46But what was he doing?
07:47He was fucking Louise Kellogg for me,
07:50my goddamn press secretary.
07:52Because that's what he does, see?
07:53He makes you...
07:54Who was your opponent in that race?
07:56Some old white guy.
07:57They're all the same.
07:58And it was a really tight race.
08:00Everybody said I was gonna lose,
08:02and people were saying I was cold,
08:04and that I was unrelatable.
08:06Down! Down!
08:08Whatever happened to Louise Kellogg?
08:10Oh, God.
08:11I made Andrew can her slutty can.
08:14And then we just hired the least fuckable press secretary we could find.
08:18That's actually right when I started working with you.
08:22Hey, get up.
08:23What?
08:24Give me that floor.
08:25What? Up, up.
08:26What gives?
08:27Fundraising laws.
08:28No silverware.
08:29Yeah.
08:30If you sit, it's a meal.
08:31Which is a gift.
08:32Which is a bribe.
08:33Which is a line of prison inmates
08:34standing on each other's shoulders
08:36trying to sodomize you.
08:37Well, my feet hurt, and I'm really hungry.
08:40Well, that's why we told you to eat a big meal before you got here.
08:43Well, I wasn't hungry then.
08:45I need to go to the bathroom.
08:46You just went.
08:47Here he is, the macher of the moment, Mr. Tan.
08:51You know, I want you to meet my wife, Leah,
08:53and daughter, Shawnee.
08:54What did I tell you?
08:55He's tall.
08:57Hi, Mrs. Tans.
08:58Miss Tans, you are smoking.
09:01I'm the daughter.
09:02Gross.
09:03We have a six-year-old.
09:04Oh, muscle.
09:05Listen, I have a thought.
09:06I want to make sure that when you talk about daylight savings time,
09:09you don't forget to talk about crime.
09:11It'll get dark earlier all year long,
09:13which means more burglaries and murders and rape through the roof.
09:17Wait, isn't that bad?
09:18Wait, you didn't let me get to the best part.
09:21More crime means more for-profit prisons.
09:24We're going to lock them up and we're going to front.
09:26What are you, a monster?
09:28If you kill them, they can't get arrested again.
09:30That's how we make our money.
09:32Processing fee.
09:33That's right, which you would know if you hadn't been losing a battle of wits with a meatball.
09:38Great candidate, Dad.
09:40Impressive.
09:42I see why you married the other one.
09:43That's my Shawnee.
09:46You better go and fix this, okay?
09:48And go do it fast before Ken invites you to a Sudoku weekend in Vermont.
09:52I don't like that.
09:55Excuse me, Shawnee.
09:58I don't know what your problem is,
10:00but I've been underestimated my entire life.
10:03Failure to thrive at birth?
10:05Fuck that.
10:06Puberty at 19?
10:07When it hit, it hit like a fucking thunderbolt.
10:10Third grade reading level in the 10th grade?
10:12Everything that I have been through in my entire life
10:15has only made me stronger and taller.
10:17Get those fucking meatballs away from me.
10:24Ma'am, can you believe the sun is up?
10:26Oh, look at this.
10:27There's my horse, Chicklet.
10:29I begged Daddy to get her for me, and he did.
10:33I remember he said,
10:34Squirrel, you're an intense little girl,
10:37and now you finally have a friend.
10:42Oh, he called you a squirrel.
10:45He called her up and sold her.
10:46She hated all animals that she couldn't eat or wear.
10:49Anyway, eventually,
10:53Daddy changed that stable into his office.
10:57So, how did he die?
10:59Heart attack.
11:00Like father, like daughter.
11:02Boy, I'll tell you, I remember that night he died,
11:05because his secretary came banging on the door at like 2 a.m.
11:10You don't have to talk about this stuff if you don't want to.
11:14It's okay. I like talking about it even with you see I'm not so bad once you get to know me after 20 years
11:23Ten years we'll be taking vacations together
11:30Well the book
11:44I
11:49Need breakfast, okay. Oh, can you help me up injure?
11:53I'll get you from the back
11:56Right, so what do you want for breakfast Mike? I usually have an eight egg white omelet, and you have sausage patties
12:02What is the young girls just gonna get sausage?
12:06Do you want to see my yearbook? Yeah? Oh, yeah high school years? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
12:10Oh
12:12Are you guys like besties now? I don't know she hasn't yelled at me in like 24 hours. It's weird
12:17It is weird. Hey. Did you get me out of the Jerry Ford ghetto dude?
12:21You're bowing next to President Lou good. I see yeah
12:28Morning hey
12:31Yeah, so listen we're about to get breakfast and Gary's gonna go and get something called sausage patties
12:41We're on our way out in your pajamas, it's a flea to wear a mouth, okay, that's not a word
12:49All right well
12:50I don't even know why I try with those two honestly hey ma'am before we get back to work
12:55Would you mind writing a letter of recommendation to the Harper Day school?
12:59We're just trying to get Ellen in there, and it'd be really good wait who my oldest daughter
13:03Oh that Chinese one sure you write it. I'll sign it really
13:09Thank you so much ma'am. Thank you look at this. Oh my gosh. Did you ever go through an awkward phase?
13:16Wow I can't believe I'm gonna be a father a lot of responsibility. You just signed away all responsibility
13:23I've never done this before you just go in the room and
13:27never
13:29shook the devil's hand
13:31you mean
13:32masturbate Oh self-husband
13:35It's a hurt
13:39Well my family and I was pretty religious grandma's plate always said that self-pleasure was a sin like microwaves for laughter
13:45Do you need a minute or no worse comes to worse a burning hell like grandma split?
13:50He has a really good heart. I'm sorry. I'm still understanding how the cup comes into play oh
13:57You you you just have to aim and and what I don't know how many of these I need to fill up
14:03Yeah, no you just have to do one just one. Okay. I think that'll be easier. How will I know when I'm done?
14:08Now you know I'll figure it out. I'll probably figure it out
14:14Jonah
14:17Hi hi so
14:21That really happened, huh, why don't you take me back to your place? Do you live with your mom?
14:25No, no she wishes I live in my office DC rents are insane Ben and Ken say I can't use campaign money
14:32Can I use campaign money? No you can't use campaign money? Okay second opinion?
14:37I chose your outfit for the day, but I'm donating the rest of your suits to a charity for rescued circus giraffes
14:44I'm pretty sure I can take care of dressing myself. Can you hey um do you have time to know okay?
14:50It's just you look really good in my robe, and I thought if you had some time. Maybe I could finger you or something
14:55I
14:58Have to get going okay, we'll fuck again tonight at 730 with less kissing okay. Yeah, no 730 works
15:05Hey, can I pop turn okay? Can I ask you a question?
15:08Just this is the first time that that's
15:11Happened since the treatment since the cancer, and I oh my god get to it. What did my missing ball freak you out?
15:17Honestly, it was one less thing to worry about okay. Thanks, mrs. Tanns miss Tanns
15:26Hey
15:32Richard five-minute feud truce the most amazing thing just happened to me twice really something amazing just happened to me, too
15:40Amy what do you want? Okay? I had the president's wax figure relocated next to President Lou
15:47And what's wrong? They have her bowing
15:51like
15:52This I know a bowing is people are
15:58What what
16:02You know like taking advantage of her fucking her the ass I have to see this
16:16This girl is like 11 years old where are her parents?
16:20I
16:22Need me to fix this I tried
16:27And then there's this one time that daddy got back from a month in Cuba you
16:33Green tea with a hint of rosemary, okay, we're right in the middle of working Gary. Can I go Sprite?
16:38Yeah, get him a Sprite anyway, so daddy never came home empty-handed
16:43I have the most amazing snow globe collection. No. I haven't even shown you that really yeah
16:48You're gonna die the board is ready for you. Okay, right. Oh, I bet you got a great snow globe from Cuba
16:54Oh, no, actually he brought me back an ashtray from Cuba
17:00Good morning, Selena Meyer present
17:05I'm on the board of biogenzidine. What are you voting on of these vultures want to raise the price of some new cancer drug?
17:12Hi
17:14So your dad was away a lot
17:17Yeah, and he was away with his secretary when he died so I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to him
17:24No, his secretary wasn't with him. She was the one pounding on the door the night. He died member. No, I ma'am
17:30Vote number two is up
17:34What is it animal testing I
17:38Ma'am a lot of this stuff seems kind of weird doesn't it weird what are you getting at nothing?
17:44like some of these details
17:47About your dad are a little irregular like the no Cuba trips. What all the cash?
17:52Hey, what is your game here? Because my daddy was a very good family man
17:59Okay, he was charismatic. He was gregarious. He was somewhat peculiar
18:05Yeah, but all interesting people are okay put that in your stupid book
18:11No, we're not gonna have any sprite. This isn't a movie theater
18:15I
18:17Wonder if it'd be worth checking in on uncle George. We're not gonna talk to uncle George
18:22He's a bald old booze bag with a whiskey stink mustache
18:26Just like you ma'am a third vote nay, but it's for a discounted prescriptions for the elderly. Oh
18:32nay
18:38I'll just sit here. I'm sorry. I ruined the good bye
18:45I've asked you before not to do that impression ma'am
18:51Me do I fuck her entire topics I am anyway
18:53You're my mom's favorite couple would be uncharted territory for me. It's sort of like Indiana Jones
18:58I guess digging my way to the ancient ruins hacking my way past the crazy cobwebs and snakes and shit
19:03Hoping my face doesn't melt when I open her up. I'm sure if I saw it
19:07I would that would all make sense to me me. What are you doing here?
19:12I said, I will call you back. You also said you'd fix it Amy. They put her on a bench talking to FDR
19:17Zero anal access. How's that for a new deal? You know what? She's also doing
19:21They have her gesturing like this and people are resting there with their balls
19:28Not just the beans also
19:31That's disgusting. They will be arrested. Well, there's a lot there. There's a lot there
19:38Pictures to show you I don't see any arrests you see any arrest. Okay, okay
19:44Jesus the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, you know have sex with Jane McCabe don't have sex with Jane McCabe
19:49Just do whatever it takes to keep your job because it is in fact a job or we could trade places
19:55And you could be in charge of a library that doesn't exist for a president who is currently more famous
20:02For being a jizz sock for Times Square tourists than for serving her country. Let's go
20:08Jane McCabe Wow
20:12respect
20:15Did I tell you the story about how your father made Ethel Merman cry
20:20Oh
20:22It's true because he tried to pull her wig off. He didn't like her Broadway show
20:27So I just want to clarify some of the details about the night that daddy actually died
20:34Did mother have to get the body flown back here what no, of course not. Oh
20:40So then how how did his body get back from where he died in the barn? No, he was away on business
20:47Oh, that's just what we told her when she was a little girl, but you know that right?
20:52Her mother and I didn't want her to see the body and poor Barbara Barbara Valesky daddy's secretary
20:59Died right on top of her. What a way to go
21:03She was built. Oh my god
21:06Wait, what? Yeah, she had to go to the loony bin after that your mother paid for it
21:12She always referred to it as the spa what but it wasn't just Barbara
21:16Which is why your mom converted the barn so he wouldn't embarrass her in seedy motels see
21:23That's why mother sold my horse
21:27Right, damn, no, no, no, no your dad sold it to get the IRS off of his back
21:33You knew that right? Yeah, daddy's old chicklet. Your mother wasn't gonna bail him out anymore
21:39You know, she had a great head for business
21:43Damn fine lady. Hmm. That's why you didn't get a snow globe. No business trip
21:48Oh, I haven't thought of those snow globes in a million years. Yeah, we just
21:53I'm packing all of them. Barbara loved buying you those, you know, she had no children of her own
21:58You know because your dad was always taking her to the doctor
22:03What a character I'm gonna get out of here
22:08Anytime madam president uncle George sounded pretty sweet on me. What never met
22:15It's
22:18Fun to drive again, especially drunk, you know that my daddy taught me to drive in this car right here
22:24Really? And once I hit a deer and daddy took the blame for it. Hmm
22:30Careful the ground isn't straight here. Oh
22:36My god, yeah, this is it
22:40This is chicklets whole house Wow
22:43See this desk. Mm-hmm after daddy died. I will crawl right underneath here
22:50You know cuz I was so petite
22:52I'm pretty
22:54Yeah, and look at here. I take this picture of me and daddy
22:59We're just stare at it
23:09You
23:39Pencil holder
24:09Oh
24:34Sure easy
24:37Oh, we did a number on this
24:42My mom was right and I ignored her and I married my fucking father
24:48We should call the fire department. I smell smoke
24:52This is the book. This is the story of the gifted girl who triumphed over her parents
25:00Toxic marriage to become an American icon. Don't you see I had no choice
25:06But to go into politics and be extraordinary in a sex symbol and you're gonna write it
25:21Guys it's fine
25:23My crash my car. He's completely wasted. I made this a camp
25:31Look I made it a camp
25:36Just leave him and
25:39Finally an attempt to break the record for cooking the world's largest hamburger turned into an unhappy meal yesterday
25:46When the 45-foot wide patty caught fire Danny Jane, that's Bri Ramachandran with the world news
25:53Boy some scary moments there. I bet frightening. Mm-hmm. Well, that's all the time we have
26:00We'll see you in the tomorrow
26:05And we are clear Jane perfect as always
26:10Hey, so Danny before I have my morning bagels. I'm gonna make sure you don't want to fuck that to
26:14page six Jane McCabe's boy toy steps out with beefy blonde
26:20Fuck. Yeah, I don't think Jane's gonna like you out with a younger woman
26:24That's Amy Brookheimer
26:26She's way older than Jane. Hey Jane
26:29I want to make sure you're not mad about this because we're not actually fucking and you know that right? Yes, Danny
26:37I know that we're not actually fucking because you're not a billionaire and I don't want to catch anything
26:43Okay
26:43well
26:43then maybe you can call the post and tell them that these rumors about us are complete bullshit because this is like
26:48Dewey blows Truman. Yeah, if I stop being fuckable then I am grandma and if I'm
26:54Grandma, I will be replaced by two tits with a degree from American University over there
27:05It's you you're the one telling people smart and handsome
27:12At the Treasury Secretary is meeting with house leadership about a hard date for the debt ceiling
27:18Why do we always have to raise the ceiling so you don't scrape your head you giant barbecue fork
27:23We need to get rid of your glasses. They make you look smart. Okay voters hate that. Okay next vote HR 2029
27:30It's good old-fashioned pork barrel. Excuse me. Don't say pork Shawnee's Jewish. Okay, just refer to your color-coded chart
27:38I've become close with a woman at Kinko's who makes educational materials for preschoolers
27:43Come on, if the other congressmen see me with a cheat sheet, they're gonna think I'm a fucking idiot
27:47You can't unrang that Bell. Why can't we just write it on my hand?
27:51Like we used to that worked and I felt good about myself. Take your tie off
27:56What like right now? Okay guys, will you just give us eight to ten minutes or so? No, you're switching to bow ties
28:02No, I'm gonna look like that old popcorn homo. You'll look like a schoolteacher or a small-town grocer good solid New England profession
28:10Yeah, we're like a nation of Islam badass small-town grocers do poll exceptionally well for probity
28:16How do small-town child molesters poll? Oh and you're voting against HR 2029 wait wait Jesus lady
28:24We're talking about 300 jobs here at least jobs for wetlands duck fuckers who are never gonna vote for Jonah being against waste
28:32We'll play statewide and even nationally
28:36Okay vote now vote yes, if I vote no, can I turn your dry lands into wetlands?
28:42Fine, okay. Thanks, babe. Stop it. Shut up. Okay, you might just clean this shit up to straighten it off a little bit for me
28:50Thank you. Well
28:52The female form is a formidable adversary
28:57Ironically, I have bigger tits here ma'am. That's the letter of recommendation for the Harper day school. Yes indeed. Okay, ma'am
29:04Do you have a second? Sure, Catherine Richard and I have something important to tell you. Okay, I think you're gonna be really surprised
29:11Mom, what happened to your forehead? Oh, it's nothing Mike and I were at Mima's last night and of the stable got wrecked
29:18By the way, what how did the stable got wrecked?
29:20Anyway, you know how I have been searching forever for the perfect place for my library and all along
29:27It's been staring at me in my face. I'm gonna turn
29:31Mima's house into the Selena Meyer
29:34Presidential birthplace and library just like FDR. Yes, but wasn't Mima living in Palm Beach when you were born Catherine?
29:42I don't know. I was a baby. Okay. Well, you know, you know Marjorie and I were planning on moving down there
29:47I mean we were gonna have our family
29:50Any parade that you cannot rain on ma'am? I just got off with Sherman Tance. Oh and he is all in for the birthplace and library
29:58I am so excited that he's excited. Yes. Well, he is asking one favor though. Oh, of course
30:05He is what is rumpled for skin one? Apparently he is having trouble getting his son into the Harper day school. So
30:12Mr. Tans would love a letter of recommendation from the former president of the United States. Is he joking?
30:19I mean, I can't write multiple letters of
30:23Recommendation to some grammar school might give me the letter
30:30And and what is his son's name Prescott Prescott who does he think he's trying to kid?
30:36Okay. Anyway, use this letter that Mike wrote
30:40It's beautifully written to by the way, Mike. Would you mind fixing this all up? No, just take a moment
30:47It's for the library though, you know
30:48Sure, you want me to take out that I worked for you diligently for 20 years
30:52Diligently, I I'm not sure I concur with that. Look. Are you okay with this? Yeah, she's gonna get into the school. Anyway
30:59She's Asian. Sure
31:02He can't afford private school to begin with
31:05It's like she doesn't hear me or even see me and anytime she does all she cares about is tearing me down
31:12And it's like she's trying to ruin
31:15No, I'm not supposed to interrupt you but do you realize these are the same complaints you've had for 15 years
31:21Yeah, but they're not exactly the same. I think that things have changed. Okay, Catherine sit up you're slouching
31:29And what is that on your sweater? It's just like a woman's face with sunglasses on
31:37Let's stop for today
31:40What's happening with my wax statue Gary and I were able to have you placed on the replica of the Truman balcony
31:48Oh, so it's very very high up and you are encased in glass from the front and the back
31:55All around it's very striking. So people were trying to have sex with my statue
32:01Yeah, domestic terrorism still it's better than standing next to Gerald Ford
32:06The spirit see when people get near this they just want to do it. Oh, yeah. Thank God
32:13You're not trying to do me all the time
32:16right
32:17Yeah, right
32:25It's like six degrees of Al Qaeda in here
32:29What is this ma'am, it's the only sunscreen I could find you look like the world's least fucked geisha
32:36You know what? We really need a
32:39Cool name Libertonians says what we're about. No, it sounds like a gay October
32:43My international reputation is literally the only thing that I have left now. That's not true. You have amazing calves