Veep Season 5 Episode 4 Mother
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00:00Where?
00:01I do not know.
00:02How many?
00:03I do not know.
00:04Are you sure?
00:05Absolutely.
00:06People are really loving you and Charlie Baird.
00:08The president is tweeting.
00:10I just direct messaged Charlie.
00:12Can I really blame another country for something they didn't do?
00:16It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy since the Spanish-American War.
00:20We really ought to get someone in court who can stall until we find the ballots.
00:23I've got it covered.
00:25I have just been informed that uncounted ballots have been discovered.
00:29The deadline will be extended.
00:31The Chinese government has abandoned all foreign adoptions by American citizens.
00:36I have to call my wife.
00:45And to the American people who supported me with a majority of the popular vote,
00:50I promise you this amazing clean energy joint venture with South Korea...
00:56You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates.
00:58She's so excited about Mice Byrne being in Another Woman. It's weird.
01:03For the whims of economic change.
01:06They are blown.
01:09Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:12Thank you very much.
01:14Why is my hair all spinning around and these things like you are doing nothing?
01:19Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high.
01:22Is it too late to turn them into oil, Derek?
01:25Hey, ma'am, I just got some really sad news. Your mother's in the hospital.
01:28What?
01:29It looks like a stroke.
01:31Again?
01:33Weekend 86 to the meet and greet with the engineers. That's no problem.
01:37Why?
01:38Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside.
01:42All right. Okay. I'm...
01:49I hope my mom's okay.
02:02She's been at death's door like five times.
02:04She always bounces back to life.
02:06That's true.
02:07She's like that guy, uh, that guy, uh...
02:09Lazarus.
02:10Rasputin.
02:11She seemed sweet when she visited the White House.
02:13Really? Let me tell you something.
02:15After I lost my first election for state senate, mother says to me,
02:20Well, it's not your fault. It's just your toothy smile.
02:24Oh, my God. I love your smile.
02:28That's not the point.
02:29It looks weirder if you don't show your teeth.
02:31Oh, I just cannot believe that this has happened in the middle of all of this.
02:36I know. I know. I tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer, it was...
02:40Oh, call Kent.
02:42And that is why we have to stop this reckless meddling in the electoral process.
02:48Stick to the legal deadline and certify the count as it stands.
02:54Thank you, your honors.
02:56May it please the court.
02:58There are many things that we could all stand here and debate for hours on end.
03:04Is the sky blue? Is water wet?
03:08But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline
03:13rather than counting every valid vote?
03:17Ho, ho! This endless recount's got to go!
03:20Jesus. Electoral protest?
03:22Ho, ho! This endless recount's got to go!
03:24Wait a second. That's the O'Brien numerol from the recount table.
03:27Fake protest. That is classic O'Brien.
03:30Such a scumbag move.
03:32This endless recount's got to go! Hey, hey!
03:35Ho, ho! This endless recount's got to go!
03:37I'll raid Penny Cash.
03:40Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet.
03:42Another day wasting taxpayer dollars.
03:44Meijer plus windmills cost money, do nothing.
03:47Well, that's on you, isn't it?
03:49See if you can spin something right today, okay?
03:51God!
03:52Ma'am, Amy's calling.
03:55Amy, hi. What's going on?
03:57Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.
04:00What? What happened?
04:01What?
04:02Your mother. I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital.
04:05Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount.
04:08Don't ever, ever scare me like that again.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13Just do whatever it takes to get those ballots counted, okay?
04:16My mother's going to be fine. I've got to go.
04:18God, could we just...
04:19Okay.
04:21Wow. Everyone's here.
04:24This is your temporary mobile oval.
04:27I'm sorry, is there a kettle or a clothing steamer in here?
04:30No.
04:31Okay, this is going to be quite the day.
04:33So, where's my mother?
04:34She's down the hall to the right.
04:36Okay.
04:37And Andrew's here.
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:40At Catherine's request.
04:41Glad I made sure he had nowhere to sit.
04:43You were good people, Sue.
04:45Andrew.
04:47Wow. Hi. You got here quick.
04:50Catherine called me. You were away?
04:52Yeah, serving the country.
04:54I'm sorry about your mother.
04:56Oh, this is Monica.
04:57Pleasure to meet you, Madam President.
05:00My thoughts are so with you right now.
05:01Thank you so much.
05:03You brought a date.
05:04I don't know her.
05:05Monica and I are seeing one another.
05:07She's part of my life.
05:08Oh.
05:09She writes books on homemaking, blogs about entertaining.
05:12I don't know her.
05:13She does some of the local morning shows.
05:15WBAL has her on during the holidays.
05:18Okay, sweetie, the President does not want to hear my resume right now.
05:21No, she's a smart one.
05:23Maybe pick up something from her.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27I just want to say my wife is obsessed with your spiced eggnog.
05:30We drink it year round.
05:32It makes a really yummy ice cream.
05:33Shut up.
05:34Yeah?
05:39Hi, sweetie.
05:40Hi, Mom.
05:42Oh, Catherine, this is Mommy Cat.
05:45Thank you so much for coming.
05:47You two know each other?
05:49We've all been hanging out a bunch.
05:51Yeah, and Mommy gave me this sweater.
05:53No, I definitely didn't give you that sweater.
05:55Not that color.
05:56No, I didn't think so.
05:57Oh, I'm sorry. I think she's talking about me.
05:59She calls me Mommy.
06:00Sounds like Mommy.
06:02Well, okay.
06:07I can't take this music.
06:09Yeah, please.
06:10I mean, the campaign's over.
06:12I don't have to pretend to like country music anymore.
06:14This is Tim McGraw's, Nemo's favorite song.
06:17What?
06:18No, Nemo's favorite song is whatever is playing in the background at Neiman Marcus.
06:22Please turn it off, okay?
06:24Mom, you should say hi to her.
06:27I mean, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person, I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.
06:36What happened to her nails?
06:38Looks like she's been digging for potatoes or something.
06:42Why are you even worried about her hands right now? That is so not important.
06:46Catherine, Mother loves her hands.
06:50Yeah.
06:51She always wore dishwashing gloves when she gave me my bath,
06:54and I don't do dishes. I just now realized that.
06:59Hello, Madam President. I'm Dr. Mirpori.
07:02Dr. Mirpori.
07:05Okay, how is she doing?
07:08I'm afraid it's quite dire. All brain function has ceased.
07:15So she's not going to bounce back?
07:18I'm afraid she'll need to stay on life support until she expires.
07:25Did you still want to do her nails?
07:27Oh, yes, I do.
07:28Okay.
07:29No, we're not hiring that woman.
07:31It was just a cold sore, honey.
07:33I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby.
07:36Oh, hey, Debra Lee.
07:37Yes.
07:38Hey.
07:39Hi.
07:40Mike, yes. Nice to meet you.
07:41Debra Lee. Hi, honey. So nice to meet you.
07:43Do you want anything?
07:44I'm good. Thank you, though. I just had a kombucha on my way over.
07:47Okay, so I'll just dive on in and give you guys a little background on me.
07:51You already know I've carried three babies to term.
07:53I keep everything organic. I exercise every day.
07:57I don't drink or smoke, and I never have.
08:00That's amazing.
08:01I mean, this is exactly what we're looking for.
08:05Praise Jesus.
08:07Mm-hmm.
08:08Are you all Christians?
08:09Yes. Mm-hmm. Yes.
08:12I mean, a lot of people think that I'm Jewish, but no.
08:16Oh.
08:17What church do you all go to?
08:19Our Lady of the Holy Womb.
08:21Of the Holy Womb.
08:23Womb of Jesus. It's a small congregation, but it's fierce.
08:27It's holy.
08:29Okay, Emily's working on her nails now.
08:32Good. Dark.
08:33Excuse me, Madam President.
08:35Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR.
08:37Okay.
08:38So it will come down to you.
08:40Praying for a miracle.
08:41Please don't.
08:42Okay.
08:43Um, okay.
08:45Well, Dr. McCurry.
08:48I'm Mary Porry.
08:50Yes.
08:51That's what I said.
08:52So what does that entail?
08:54You know, the pulling of the plug?
08:56There's not really a plug.
08:58Okay.
08:59What we're talking about requires removing the ventilator tube.
09:03Oh.
09:04And then as her organs begin to fail...
09:06Okay, I'm going to have to sit down for just a minute, if that's all right.
09:11We would be tracking her vitals, and that...
09:14Okay, it's okay.
09:15Catherine, it's okay.
09:17It's okay.
09:18Oh, wow, that is loud, honey.
09:21That's loud.
09:22Well, Stephen Hawking here is indisposed, so I just...
09:26Marjorie, can you help me with this?
09:29Yes, ma'am.
09:30I just want to assure you, Madam President, we would do everything in our power to ensure...
09:34Yeah, but something's pressing.
09:36You can't...
09:37I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.
09:39No, no, no.
09:40I chose a parabolic path deliberately out of your...
09:41It's fine.
09:42Here.
09:44What's up?
09:46I just needed to get a break from the Hindu grim reaper out there.
10:01I don't know if this provides any solace, but ever since your mother's health setback was announced,
10:08there has been an outpouring of support that has driven up your favorables.
10:17I'm talking about pulling the plug on my mother here.
10:21How's a half a percentage point in the polls supposed to sweeten that shitbiscuit?
10:25More like double digits.
10:27Really?
10:28Mm-hmm.
10:30But just out of curiosity, if I were to, you know...
10:36Um, would that end?
10:39There is a possibility of a shorter-lived but numerically greater outpouring.
10:47If you will, a death bumper.
10:50Really?
10:51Really.
10:56Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff.
11:00Indeed.
11:01Yeah, I got some real soul-searching to do.
11:21Now, I have been in Washington a long time, and I thought I had seen everything,
11:26but the insensitivity shown by Senator O'Brien clearly demonstrates
11:30that this man does not possess the judgment and dignity necessary to hold this country's highest office.
11:35True statesman right there.
11:36Okay, so now what I need is a quiet place to think that doesn't have Mike's stupid face in it.
11:42I can turn around, ma'am.
11:44There's a chapel on the fourth floor. We can make sure it's cleared out for you.
11:47Okay, yeah.
11:49Ma'am?
11:50What?
11:51Those we have loved cannot be lost because they are always a part of us.
11:57Thank you, Ben, and whoever wrote those words.
12:00Look what I found.
12:01Too late.
12:02Of course.
12:03I recognize those words.
12:04They were in the card your wife sent me when my cat Fibonacci passed.
12:08I found them soothing.
12:09Hey, hey! Ho, ho! This endless recap's got show!
12:14God, that's a great chance. Just catch it.
12:16Jesus, lose the fucking badge, man.
12:19Jesus Christ. All right, show me the art.
12:21Okay, Cliff, go away. We got count totes the votes.
12:23What is that? What's totes?
12:25It's like an abbreviation.
12:26So it's like count all of the votes.
12:28You guys have one job to do.
12:30That is to rally the crowd with your pro-proto signs and get your camera unfriendly faces on TV.
12:34Yes.
12:35You can't put a Jonah Ryan on TV like that.
12:3818 to 34-year-old women are going to be distracted by that.
12:41The only thing that women 18 to 34 are going to do when they see you on camera is file a restraining order.
12:48So make some fucking noise, dummies.
12:50What the fuck are you smiling at?
12:51I'm just happy to be here.
12:53Unbelievable.
12:54What do we want? To get the votes counted.
12:57When do we want it?
12:59Hopefully before the deadline.
13:03Do you pray?
13:04A lot.
13:06What do you pray for?
13:08You, you know.
13:10You know.
13:15Do you maybe want to try it?
13:18Sure.
13:19You know, what the hell, we're here, right?
13:21Okay, all right.
13:24Okay.
13:26God, I, um.
13:32I, um.
13:33I, I just, I'm, I'm.
13:35It's me, Selena.
13:37Oh, Lord, God, it's me.
13:39It's me, Selena.
13:41Grant me wisdom and strength.
13:43Give us your comforting presence.
13:45I've got it now, I've got it.
13:48Lord God, please ease my mother's pain and suffering.
13:53Yes, Lord.
13:54Yes, Lord.
13:55Ease her passing.
13:57Ease it all.
13:59Ease it down the, the.
14:04Lord, let her daughter, thy humble servant,
14:09be the first woman elected president of the United States.
14:15Please, this is so much to bear.
14:18It is, Lord, it is.
14:20Hear my prayer.
14:22Hear her prayer.
14:24Lift me up.
14:26No, I mean, actually lift me up, because my heel is stuck in this thing.
14:31Yeah, I got it.
14:34Um, okay, just so you know, after the ventilator is removed, there might be some coughing.
14:40Oh.
14:41It's reflexive. It's not a sign that she's aware or suffering in any way.
14:44Okay.
14:45Okay, why don't I give you a moment to say goodbye.
14:49Oh, you mean now? What?
15:04Okay.
15:11Well, that's much better.
15:25Well, Mother,
15:29I just want you to
15:33know
15:41those you love cannot be lost because they are always a part of you.
15:49So.
15:55Okay.
15:59Ma'am.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Sorry, we can wait till later.
16:03No, no, come, come in.
16:04You sure?
16:05Yeah, come in.
16:07Doctor, can, yeah.
16:10Okay.
16:11Nicole, you can go ahead and begin.
16:14Ma'am, I don't really think we should be here for this.
16:16No, no, you've got to stay. You've got to stay.
16:18Okay, she's just going to remove the ventilator from the table.
16:21Okay.
16:32What?
16:34So, in, in your experience, um, how long does this sort of thing, um, carry on for?
16:41Usually minutes.
16:42Okay.
16:44Uh, I have seen hours.
16:45Huh?
16:47Days are very rare.
16:48Oh, well, that's not going to work because for me, with my schedule and life and my...
16:57Jesus Christ.
16:58Jesus Christ.
16:59Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:00Turn that off.
17:06Okay, no.
17:10Um, she's gone, Madam President.
17:14Okay.
17:15My condolences.
17:17Can I just have a moment?
17:18Yes, of course.
17:19Absolutely.
17:29Okay.
17:36Well, why don't you check your phones?
17:38Sounds like your shop lifted a bunch of vibrators.
17:41The Nevada State Supreme Court issued a temporary stay of certification.
17:47The count will continue.
17:51My prayer worked!
17:53Maybe, maybe.
17:55You wanted help from above, here it is.
17:57I really...
17:58It's fantastic!
18:00What's going on?
18:01What's everyone cheering about?
18:03Is Meemaw better?
18:04Catherine!
18:06I thought you were here.
18:07No, I went to get coffee.
18:08I asked you if you wanted anything.
18:10No, I, I didn't hear you say that.
18:14Wait, she's gone?
18:16You, you pulled the plug without me?
18:19It wasn't a plug.
18:20It was a ventilator tube that they just...
18:23Oh, darling.
18:24Oh, honey.
18:25No, no, no, no.
18:27Meemaw didn't know you weren't here, honey.
18:30She's brain dead.
18:32Baby doll, she was brain dead.
18:36We got good news.
18:38About Nevada?
18:41Wait, what?
18:43We got good news.
18:45From Nevada!
18:53Mom?
18:59I'm going to step outside.
19:01Okay.
19:06Mother would never let me use a good piano.
19:10I always had to take my lessons on the shitty upright in the den.
19:16Oh, you know what?
19:17That would be a good story for the Yule Log.
19:20Mom, why would you want to paint Meemaw in such a negative light?
19:23Catherine, Thomas fucking Kincaid couldn't paint Meemaw in a positive light.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:30You never knew Daddy?
19:33He was so sweet.
19:34Meemaw blamed me for his death.
19:36What?
19:38I, I think that's probably your interpretation of it.
19:41Oh, Catherine.
19:42You have no idea what it was like to be the only daughter of a man who was born in Nevada.
19:49The only daughter of a pathological narcissist.
19:52I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me.
19:57I'm going to go to bed.
19:59Okay.
20:00Good night.
20:01The pillows are not for sleeping.
20:04Ma'am, your mother's attorney, George Hudson, is here.
20:07Okay.
20:08Uncle George.
20:09Selena.
20:10Oh.
20:11Or should I say Madam President.
20:13Oh, my goodness.
20:15I'm so happy to see you.
20:17You know what?
20:18You're always my favorite of all of Mother's lawyers.
20:21You're too kind.
20:22No, it's true.
20:23So, we need to get you the keys to Mother's summer house for the appraisers.
20:28Right over here.
20:30She was the most darling woman.
20:32Yes, she certainly was in a sense.
20:35Here's the keys, sir.
20:36There we go.
20:37Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning.
20:39Yes.
20:40So many people outside.
20:41I figured I might have to start driving over them to get in here.
20:44Really?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Protesters?
20:47This country's just lost its sense of decency.
20:49Well, they're animals.
20:50Oh, heavens no.
20:51They're well-wishers.
20:53Really?
20:54Yeah.
20:56People are wishing me well?
20:59Well, of course they are.
21:00You're in mourning.
21:03Oh, Robbie.
21:04Yeah.
21:08Thank you so much.
21:09You're too kind.
21:10I appreciate it.
21:12Oh, my goodness.
21:13I feel like a bride.
21:14A sad bride.
21:15Because, of course, this is a day of grief.
21:17Her brain was quite damaged for quite a long time.
21:22I love you.
21:24There are so many friendly and diverse faces here.
21:28And I wish that Mother were alive to see this on her property.
21:35Well, Brian.
21:36Miss Brookhammer.
21:37How goes the count?
21:39Oh, it's great.
21:40If you want a bloated booze bag to be our next president.
21:43Really?
21:44Brian.
21:45So, well, Brian's a lush.
21:47Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy?
21:49Oh, Jesus.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53I'm sorry.
21:54It's the way we talk in the White House.
21:55I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore.
21:57I mean, you seem.
21:59So, and then, oof.
22:01It may not even be true.
22:02Did she eat pussy or did she just finger bang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue?
22:06Fuck my mouth.
22:07I'm doing it again.
22:08Jiminy.
22:09Cricket.
22:10Wow.
22:11Damn it.
22:12Apparently, our born-again surrogate is super against DNR.
22:16So, when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS, she started having second thoughts.
22:20Did you explain to her that there is no scientific evidence of a higher power?
22:26How long has this yogurt been in here?
22:28Make yourself at home, Mike.
22:30Don't eat the bananas.
22:31They're wax.
22:32Copy that.
22:33Shit news from Nevada.
22:34What?
22:35The new votes are tilting heavily toward O'Brien.
22:38Apparently, most of them are military absentees.
22:42Of course.
22:43For Dutton.
22:45It all makes sense.
22:47No, no, no.
22:48They just make any sense.
22:49Nevada is my state.
22:51I'm going to be president.
22:52I'm going to be the first elected lady president.
22:55I'm going to have a lovely inauguration.
22:57Billy Joel is going to sing.
22:58So, you guys have to stop the recount.
23:02I'm sorry, what?
23:03Stop the count.
23:04Shut up, Gary.
23:05Ma'am, we can't.
23:06I don't care.
23:07The train has very publicly left the station
23:09and derailed at high speed.
23:11No, you've got to stop the count.
23:12Ma'am, this would look like a size 14 flip-flop.
23:14We really can't.
23:15I don't give a fuck.
23:17You're going to cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bought Mitzvah.
23:20Yeah, I'm on it.
23:21But I think the D.J. already spent the deposit.
23:24I'm on it, Ray.
23:26Yeah, Amy.
23:28I'm tired of losing things.
23:31We would like to file a motion
23:33to exclude all pending ballots from the recount.
23:38Ms. Collins, you do realize that what you're saying
23:41is in diametric opposition to the case you presented yesterday.
23:45If the deadline has passed,
23:47why is the recount allowed to continue?
23:50Objection, Your Honor.
23:52The count must continue.
23:54Did he tell Huey, Dewey, and Rapey
23:57that it stopped the count now
23:59and not count every vote?
24:01Shit.
24:03Count every vote!
24:05Count every vote!
24:07Count every vote!
24:09Count every vote!
24:11Doesn't he work for O'Brien?
24:13Count every vote!
24:15No, Jesus, come on, Rachel, no.
24:17Count every vote!
24:19Come on, let him hear you!
24:21Let him hear you!
24:23Stop protesting, you idiots!
24:25Count every vote!
24:27Count every vote!
24:29Count every vote!
24:31Well, maybe I'm going to assassinate it.
24:36Selina, Selina, Selina.
24:39What?
24:41Life takes so many turns.
24:43Yeah.
24:45I just want you to know where I'm coming from.
24:47All right.
24:49Monica, she's sweet, she's lovely,
24:52she's short-term.
24:54She's something to get me through the long nights, for now.
24:57Andrew, you know that we're at a funeral, right?
25:00We're not a club minute.
25:02And here, it's always been you.
25:06Wow. Wow.
25:10In a church.
25:12Madam President.
25:13Oh, Tom.
25:14I'm so sorry for your loss.
25:16Thank you very much. Thanks for being here, Tom. I appreciate it.
25:19See, Charlie Baird is here.
25:21Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning.
25:24Who's fisting the American economy while he's here?
25:28Really, Tom?
25:30My apologies, Madam President.
25:32God.
25:33Charlie, Tommy.
25:35Yeah.
25:36Oh, hang on two seconds.
25:38Hi.
25:39Hi.
25:40Hi, Gary.
25:41Hey.
25:42Oh, wow, your ex.
25:44Not afraid to mix business with mourning.
25:46Oh, yeah.
25:47How soon after meeting you did he ask you to invest in his latest venture?
25:5117 seconds.
25:52Really?
25:53I timed it.
25:54Some can't-lose scheme about the third-largest hotel chain in Brazil.
25:58Can't lose.
25:59Let's see if I still have my wallet.
26:02Ma'am, sorry to interrupt.
26:03Yeah.
26:04The eulogy is all set.
26:05Okay.
26:06And I added the good piano anecdote.
26:08Perfect.
26:09Ma'am, I don't know if that was the best.
26:10No, it works.
26:12Andrew, can anybody get in on this Brazil thing?
26:16I got a baby to pay for.
26:18Please let me play the Tim McGraw song, okay?
26:21I have it all cued up.
26:22Seriously, Catherine, this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race.
26:26I don't have the time for this right now.
26:28When do you have the time then, Mom?
26:29What?
26:30When, okay?
26:31Shh.
26:32Because you don't like Tim McGraw, then nobody's supposed to like Tim McGraw.
26:36Catherine, you are forbidden from saying the words Tim McGraw ever again.
26:42Unbelievable.
26:43My mom was so right about you.
26:44What is that supposed to mean?
26:46Pardon me, ma'am.
26:47Pardon me.
26:48Could I borrow you for a minute?
26:49What?
26:50I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador,
26:53Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa al-Jafar.
26:56Please don't have him sign the guest book.
26:58Yeah, he comes to bring a message from China.
27:00Why would China go through Qatar?
27:02Qataris love to insert themselves.
27:04They're wet-fingered.
27:05They're into house play.
27:07No.
27:08They have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds.
27:11I bet they're into house play, too.
27:14Those people that you bring in, as they bring in,
27:17you get a piece of that.
27:19I get a piece of that.
27:20In perpetuity.
27:24Madam President.
27:25Mr. Ambassador.
27:27So I understand you have a message for me.
27:30What I say to you is in the strictest of confidence.
27:33The sanctions you have threatened against our friends in China
27:36may undermine their very fragile economy at a most inopportune moment.
27:41But in exchange for easing the economic pressure,
27:46they would be open to indirect talks.
27:52What is on the table?
27:55Oh, everything.
27:57From climate change to human rights.
28:00We shall be in touch.
28:02Thank you, Ambassador.
28:06Okay.
28:10Well, that was mysterious, right?
28:12Ma'am.
28:13Yeah?
28:14They're ready for you.
28:15Let's get this show on the road.
28:17We are gathered together today to remember the life of Catherine Calvert Eaton.
28:23This China thing is like legacy material, right?
28:27Bell, bell.
28:28Peace prize material.
28:38What?
28:41I'll tell you after.
28:43Tell me now.
28:45We couldn't stop the count.
28:48We officially lost Nevada, so we're going to have to fight it out in Congress.
28:52And?
28:54And what?
28:55What else?
28:57With all the new votes going to O'Brien, we can't.
29:05We lost the popular vote.
29:07Oh.
29:13Oh, wow.
29:15I'm so sorry, ma'am.
29:18Sorry for your loss.
29:19Yeah.
29:22Okay.
29:27I grieve with thee.
29:30Oh, thank you, Kent.
29:32As we begin our service, we will now hear from her daughter, President Selena Meyer.
29:50My mother had a good piano.
29:59I'm sorry.
30:01It's just all sort of hitting me right now.
30:07I have lost so much.
30:19I'm sorry.
30:20I can't.
30:21I can't.
30:24Catherine, play the Tim McGraw thing.
30:30I'm sorry.
30:39I'm sorry.
30:57This is not fair.
30:58This is just not fair.
31:19I'm sorry.
31:29A very moving eulogy.
31:31Oh, thank you, George.
31:32If you feel up to it, you and Catherine and I should sit down and discuss the estate and how you fit into all of it.
31:39How I fit into the estate?
31:41It's not uncommon for an inheritance to skip a generation and your mother decided to leave the bulk of her estate to Catherine.
31:49The bulk?
31:51It'll all be fine.
31:52Yes.
31:55Great speech.
31:57Love that song.
31:58Okay.
31:59Sorry about what I said earlier.
32:01That was the grief talking.
32:04All right.
32:05Catherine?
32:06Honey?
32:07I need a tissue.
32:08I don't have a tissue.
32:10Well, that's useless.
32:11Ma'am?
32:12Yes?
32:13I hated my father.
32:17Thank you, Tom.
32:19To Congress we go?
32:21To Congress we go.
32:23Yeah.