Оnlу Fооls & Ноrsеs S04 Е03 - Hole in One
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00:23Package shop won't let us have nothing on Tik.
00:26Says it's part of his culture.
00:28I don't think it's got anything to do with the 46 quid we already owe him, do we?
00:32Funny you mention that.
00:37Stuart's got nothing to do with me.
00:39That's right.
00:40But the moment you suggested going down the auction and buying on your own, I knew there'd be trouble.
00:45I won't say nothing on the matter, Rodney.
00:47Good.
00:51Must have seen him coming.
00:58Good morning, Uncle.
00:59Good morning, Joe.
01:00Pappy won't let us have no breakfast.
01:02It's all right. I haven't felt much like eating recently.
01:09What's the weather like out?
01:10Oh, it's party, Del.
01:12Good, good.
01:14Nice thick frost, is there?
01:16Bit slippery underfoot, yeah.
01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:18Terrific. Lots of little flecks of snow in the air, is there?
01:21Yeah, a bit of sleet, Del, yeah.
01:22Oh, Kirstie.
01:24Nice northerly wind howling in from the Urals, is there?
01:28Cuts right through you, Del.
01:29No.
01:30Because today, Uncle Albert, owing to young Rodney's foresight and GCEs,
01:37while all them other plonkers down the market are selling woolly hats and thermal underwear,
01:42we're gonna make a right killing.
01:44Do you know why we're gonna make a killing?
01:47We ain't got woolly underwear.
01:49We've got suntan lotion.
01:54We ain't got just a little drop of suntan lotion.
01:58We've got 500 bloody quid with us.
02:01I've told you before, I bought it as an investment.
02:04An investment? Ménage à trois.
02:08In the middle of the worst winter for two million years,
02:11with the weatherman laying hogs on a new ice age,
02:14this dipstick goes out and buys our Amar Solaire.
02:17And the weathermen are also forecasting a boiling hot summer.
02:21So come May or June, we can sell all of that or swap it for something else.
02:25Like 50 or 60 Arax, maybe.
02:28You won't give me no credit, will you?
02:30Nor will that packy.
02:33Just shut up, Helper.
02:34Nothing to do with me.
02:36That 500 quid that you squandered on this stuff was the last of the company's capital.
02:40Oh, and how was I supposed to know that?
02:42How were you supposed to know that? You're the firm's accountant, you woolly...
02:47Don't call that at me now, are you?
02:49Oh, look at that.
02:52We've got nothing to sell and no money to buy with.
02:56Can't be that bad, Dale. Must be something you could knock out.
02:59Yeah, I know what I would like to knock out.
03:02What's in the van?
03:03Nothing.
03:04What's in the garage?
03:05The van.
03:08The only thing we've knocked out in the last month
03:10was that electric deep fryer to the Governor of the Nags Head,
03:13and I'm waiting for a comeback on that.
03:15Well, it's him, isn't it, eh?
03:16I mean, ever since he come to live here, we've had nothing but bad luck.
03:19What's he on about now?
03:21Oh, I don't know.
03:22All right, what about the time he was in the Navy, eh?
03:24Every single ship he ever sailed on either got torpedoed or dive-bombed.
03:30Two of them in peacetime.
03:33Dale, that man was a jinx.
03:34Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
03:36Gordon Bennett, you'll be burning witches next.
03:45Went down and ordered Grandad's headstone the other day.
03:50Beautiful thing it is.
03:51It's got all angels and things around it.
03:54And it's got this great big eagle with a scroll in its foot.
03:59Of course, I think I'll have to cancel that now.
04:01That'll cheer them up down at Plastics Factory, won't it, eh?
04:05It's like they've gone and bought all the fiberglass and everything.
04:09Something's bound to turn up, Dale.
04:11Are you dares, eh?
04:13Well, if you say so, Rodney, you say so.
04:15I was reading in the Sunday papers.
04:17Back then, fellas, what picked up were these rich old widders.
04:19What'd they call them?
04:21Toy boys.
04:24You want to see the stuff they pick up for presents?
04:27Solid gold watches, sports cars, money.
04:30Might be worth considering.
04:34Well, we both admire your spirit, Uncle,
04:36but don't you think you've left it a bit late for that sort of thing?
04:40I'm not talking about me. I meant you.
04:43Me?
04:45I'm not selling my old body to some old tart, thank you.
04:50Not even for the family?
04:52Especially not for the family.
04:54I'm not going to let myself become some...
04:57hooker.
05:02Listen, Uncle,
05:03you came to stay with us for a couple of nights
05:06about four weeks ago,
05:08so you don't know us very well.
05:10So let me explain something to you, you see.
05:13You can't expect Rodney to go and do something like that.
05:17I mean, even I wouldn't expect Rodney to do something like that.
05:24Yeah, I suppose it was too much to ask.
05:27Sorry, Dale.
05:28It's all right.
05:29I mean, Rodney can't even give it away, let alone flog it.
05:47Look, stick that on the windscreen, will you?
05:57Couldn't we sell this and get something more useful?
06:00Like what?
06:01Like a bus pass.
06:03Not in the mood, Rodney.
06:04Just not in the mood, all right?
06:09Yeah, only if one of them was to accidentally fall in our direction, wouldn't they?
06:12Oi, leave off, Dale.
06:14You've got nowhere to hide it.
06:18Yeah, well, you know, that's what I meant.
06:21I suppose you're right. Come on.
06:27Hello, Mike.
06:28How's that deep fry of Dale's held you?
06:36I want a word with you, trotter.
06:38Yes, yes, of course, Michael.
06:40I'll be in the office.
06:43Come on.
06:46What are you trying to do to me?
06:48I didn't know, Dale boy.
06:50Oi, Dale.
06:51I just had a thought where we could hold one of them barrels.
06:53Yeah, where?
06:54In his mouth.
06:57That's enough, thanks, Mike.
06:59Come on, darling.
07:00I hold a chicken in a basket half hour ago.
07:02What are you waiting for, the egg to act?
07:05It's not my fault.
07:06Our deep fry is on the blink.
07:12Ain't customers stupid, eh?
07:17Put it like that, I suppose they are.
07:19Here you are, come on, get that down your neck.
07:21It's more rum, just to keep the cold out, Dale.
07:24Yeah, make the most of it, could be your last.
07:27I've been thinking.
07:28Oh, leave it out, Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is.
07:32Right, now look.
07:33When I was studying for my GCE in maths, right,
07:36I had to learn how to do cross-cancelling equations, yeah?
07:40Now, the idea is, you list all your problems
07:43and then eradicate them using a process of elimination,
07:46thus discovering the solution.
07:48That's what I've been doing.
07:51Go on then, I'm game, go on.
07:53Right.
07:54One, we are traders who have nothing to sell, right?
07:58Yeah.
08:00Two, we are traders who have no money to buy with, correct?
08:05I'm gonna smack you right in the bloody mouth.
08:07Hang on.
08:09Three.
08:10Oh, no, there ain't a three.
08:13So, the solution to our problem is thus.
08:17We have to find a way of making money out of nothing.
08:25Yeah.
08:27Oh, I don't know how we do it.
08:31And you had to use ink to come to that conclusion.
08:34Stone me, Rod.
08:36Stone me, Rodney.
08:37A Millwall fan could have worked that out.
08:40Don't get up on me, though.
08:41At least I'm trying, ain't I?
08:42Which is more than I'd say for you.
08:43Me? I wasn't the one that spent 500 quid on all that rubbish.
08:46Would you get off my back?
08:47You've got that packet in you, too.
08:49Look at you.
08:50You're at each other's throats.
08:51Bloody money.
08:53Whether you've got too much of it or not enough,
08:55it always causes trouble.
08:56Don't worry.
08:57Something will turn up, you'll see.
09:02I'll see you two later.
09:03Yeah, yeah, all right.
09:05Think we ought to go with him in case he gets mad?
09:08Nah.
09:09He's skint, anyway.
09:12Well, that's it, innit?
09:14I'm going to have to pawn all the jewellery again.
09:16Honestly, these rings,
09:17they know more about ock than a German wine taster.
09:21Something's going to turn up, Del.
09:22With our luck,
09:23if I threw a fiver into the air,
09:24it'd come down as a summons.
09:27No, look, I don't ask much out of life, do I, eh?
09:29Only an eighteny more than I can spend,
09:30and look at me, look.
09:31Look, I'm gutted.
09:32It's all your fault, Rodney.
09:33And I don't start all that again.
09:35Well, it is.
09:36I mean, ever since you were like that,
09:37oh, you've done nothing but hold me back.
09:40I held you back?
09:41Yeah.
09:42I mean, when Mum died,
09:43I should have had you put in care.
09:44I would have been someone by now.
09:46I would have done.
09:47I would have probably had my own penthouse
09:48and I'd have had Aston Martin
09:49with a telephone and all that.
09:51Well, I'll tell you something, Del.
09:52You'd have been doing me a favour
09:53if you'd had me put into care.
09:55Cos at least then I might have got a proper job
09:57when I left school
09:58instead of humping your old suitcase all over London.
10:00But you didn't want to leave school, did you?
10:02If it had been up to you,
10:03you would have been there
10:04drawing your old age pension, wouldn't you?
10:06I only wanted to stay there
10:07while I got my GCE in maths and art.
10:09And a lot of good they've done, the firm.
10:11The only time your GCE has come in handy
10:12was that time I asked you to count them tins of paint.
10:19What are the odds there?
10:20Oi.
10:21Hmm?
10:22Don't think it was that deep fried, have you?
10:24I'm not going to stay to find out.
10:25Come on, let's look lively.
10:26Come on.
10:27Del!
10:28Yeah, we just...
10:29It won't be a minute, love.
10:30It's your Uncle Albert!
10:31What about Uncle Albert?
10:32He's fallen down our cellar.
10:33Quick!
10:34Fallen down the cellar?
10:35I had a frisbee game then.
10:41Well?
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No, Del.
10:45The old neck's gone.
10:46No, no, no.
10:47I mean, what happened?
10:48Oh, I don't know.
10:49I just looked up
10:50and there was Uncle Albert plummeting towards me.
10:53Me?
10:54John, where is he?
10:55Oh, he's over there somewhere.
10:58How the hell did he get over there?
11:01Well, he hit the flank and bounced.
11:04He went through the air like one of them springboard divers.
11:07My neck down half hurt, Del.
11:09Your neck?
11:10Your neck?
11:11Uncle Albert nearly ends up in a jumbo flight path
11:13and all you can think about is your rotten Gregory.
11:15Oh, come on.
11:17You all right?
11:18I'm a bit shaken and dazed, Rodney.
11:21Yeah, it's probably jet lag.
11:24Come on, get him onto his feet, Rodney.
11:25Come on.
11:26Up you come.
11:27Fancy leaving an open cellar door unguarded.
11:29I think we might sue the brewery.
11:30Yeah, put your arm round Rodney.
11:31Sue the brewery?
11:32Put him down.
11:33What the hell do you think you're doing?
11:35Del, you just said pick him up.
11:36I know what I just said,
11:37but you don't know what sort of damage he's done.
11:39He might have broken something.
11:40Yeah, he has.
11:41About four dozen bottles of Guinness.
11:44Come on, Del.
11:45There's nothing wrong with him.
11:46He said so himself.
11:47Yeah, but how does he know that?
11:48How does he know that?
11:49He might have hit his head and got percussion.
11:53Look, the first thing to do in first aid
11:55is never move the victim, right?
11:57You'll have to move me soon, Del.
11:58The last bell's just gone.
12:00You see that?
12:01He's got ringing sounds in his ears.
12:03This is even worse than I thought, Rodney.
12:04Quick, nip upstairs and get on a telephone.
12:06Right.
12:07Yeah, phone for a solicitor.
12:08Yeah.
12:12A solicitor?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Del, you can't sue.
12:16You don't want to put money on it, do you, eh?
12:18Him falling down that hole
12:20could be the biggest bit of luck we've had in years.
12:22But, Del, if he'd hurt himself,
12:23there'd be little signs, wouldn't there?
12:25Like blood and pain.
12:27His hat ain't come off.
12:29How's that, all right?
12:31Don't give us all that quincey-cobblers, Rodney.
12:34You don't know how bad I am.
12:35You see? You don't know how bad he is.
12:37Now, quick, whip upstairs and phone Solly Atwell.
12:39You'll find his number in the yellow pages.
12:41Go on, look lively.
12:42Solly Atwell's our solicitor?
12:44Yeah.
12:45Bloody hell, he's more bent than a villain's.
12:47He's just the sort of man we need in a case like this.
12:49He's a specialist.
12:51Go on, get on the blower.
12:53I might have a phone for an ambulance first, though, yeah?
12:55Ambulance?
12:56Ambulance, good thinking.
12:57That looked great on the report.
12:58Well done, Rodney.
13:00Go on, away you go.
13:02Del Brewery are going to pay through the nose for this.
13:05I told you something would turn up, didn't I, Del?
13:07That's all right, Uncle.
13:08You just conserve your oxygen.
13:10That's right.
13:12Uncle Albert, did I hear you groaning in pain?
13:14No.
13:15Well, why not? Come on.
13:21Well, what do you reckon, Solly?
13:23I'm afraid it's bad news, Derek.
13:25Face yourselves, if I was you.
13:27According to this medical report and the x-rays they took,
13:30there's nothing wrong with him.
13:33There's got to be something wrong with him.
13:35He was none too clever before he fell down here.
13:38Sorry, Del Boy.
13:39Now, the mark, scratch, abrasion or bruise,
13:41he must have landed on something soft.
13:43Yeah, he did. The landlord.
13:45If I were you, Del Boy, I'd accept the brewery's offer.
13:48What offer?
13:49Their solicitors phoned me today
13:51to save any adverse publicity.
13:53They're willing to settle out of court for £2,000.
13:56Two grains.
13:58Take the money, Del.
14:00No, I wanted more than that.
14:02I wanted enough money to set us up proper.
14:05Wait a minute.
14:06If they're willing to settle for £2,000 out of court,
14:10think what they'll settle for in court.
14:13But, Del, there's nothing wrong with him.
14:15Well, it ain't my bloody fault, is it?
14:17Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
14:20Perhaps we should look at this case from another angle.
14:23I mean, we've only been considering the physical damage.
14:26But what about...
14:28this?
14:31You ain't going to get a lot for his bloody hat.
14:34No, I mean his mind, Eric. Psychological injuries.
14:38Will a court swallow that?
14:39If you three say the right things, they will.
14:41Hey, listen.
14:42There was a case in America where this chap fell down a manhole
14:45and, like your uncle, he sustained no physical injuries.
14:49Yet he successfully sued the Los Angeles City Council
14:52for $30 million.
14:55$30 million?
14:58Claimed the accident had ruined his sex life.
15:02At that rate, we'll get £1.75.
15:06We're not claiming anything like that.
15:08I'm just giving you that as an example
15:10of how these unseen injuries can mount up in the old compost stakes.
15:16Now, look at the facts as I see them.
15:19An elderly man who fought bravely for his country,
15:22sailing the seven seas,
15:24ensuring that Britain never, never, never shall be slaves,
15:28has had his retirement,
15:30his few well-earned years of rest ruined
15:33by the negligence of a multinational company.
15:37An active man struck down
15:40by the thoughtless action of this mammoth
15:43rich corporation,
15:46the bouts of amnesia,
15:48the fear of the outside world,
15:50and most distressing of all,
15:52losing the use of his legs.
15:56Sit!
15:59Right, that's it.
16:00Do the bizzo, Solly.
16:02All right?
16:03Listen, I don't want no Mickey Mouse magistrates.
16:05I want a high court.
16:06I want a pucker brief.
16:07You know, black cake, crown topper, all the Xs.
16:09All right?
16:10Right, Solly.
16:11I'll set the wheels in motion.
16:12Oh!
16:13I shall need a list of witnesses.
16:15I see there weren't no witnesses.
16:17Will Chen do?
16:18Lovely.
16:20Now, Mr. Trotter,
16:21you were standing outside the Nags Head public house
16:24when this tragic accident occurred?
16:27Yes.
16:28You saw the incident clearly?
16:30Yes.
16:31Would you tell the court what happened?
16:34My uncle fell down a hole.
16:38Yes.
16:39Yes.
16:40Would you tell the court how he fell down the hole?
16:43Uh...
16:45Well, it was, um...
16:51No, no, Mr. Trotter.
16:53Did he trip?
16:54Did he stumble?
16:56Oh.
16:57No.
16:58Well, he sort of, like, walked
17:01and then fell down the aisle.
17:04Didn't he see the warning notice?
17:07There was no warning notice.
17:09Wasn't he stopped by the guardrail?
17:11There was no guardrail, either.
17:13I see.
17:14No warning notice, no guardrail.
17:16Sounds very dangerous to me.
17:18Yes.
17:19I can remember thinking to myself,
17:21at the time,
17:22that's rather dangerous someone could fall down there.
17:26And how right you were.
17:29So, you ran straight down to the cellar?
17:32Yes.
17:33Were you the first person to find your uncle?
17:35Yes.
17:36What did he look like?
17:38Horrible.
17:42Would you please tell the court,
17:44are you related to the plaintiff?
17:46No, no, I was just drinking his pint.
17:48That little one there is me uncle.
17:50Quite.
17:51Look, I saw it all, Your Worship.
17:53Utter negligence, a complete disregard for public safety.
17:56Yes, yes, quite.
17:57Uh, Mr. Fraser,
17:58I don't think we need concern ourselves any further with the accident itself.
18:02I believe liability has been proved,
18:04quite, quite conclusively.
18:06Much obliged, Your Honour.
18:07Let us move on now to the after-effects of the accident.
18:10Has your uncle changed in any way since this happened?
18:13Oh, do I? Oh, yeah.
18:14Oh, yeah, he's a completely different man now.
18:16I mean, he used to be so active, you know,
18:18he was full of swimming, sponsored walks, marathons, you know.
18:21What, they used to call him the Jimmy Savile of Peckham.
18:25Well, he was always out and about, you'd rarely find him in.
18:27And now?
18:28Well, and now, he's,
18:29he is like the Olympic flame.
18:32He never goes out, Your Worship.
18:34He's locked in his room, he's,
18:36he's frightened he might fall down another hole.
18:38And how has the gradual loss of feeling in his legs affected him?
18:42Well, how would it affect you, Captain?
18:44I mean, one minute, you know, he's,
18:46he's there doing his acrobatics to his dizzy-lizzy LP,
18:49and then the next minute he has to ask us whether or not he's got his shoes on.
18:53But I mean, the worst is,
18:55the worstest thing of all, Your Honour,
18:57is these sudden bouts of amnesia.
19:00You know, they have led to him having some very nasty falls.
19:03I fail to see the connection.
19:05How can amnesia cause one to fall?
19:07He keeps forgetting he can't walk.
19:12I have no further questions, my lad.
19:14Mr Gerrard?
19:15No questions, Your Honour.
19:17You may stand down, Mr Trotto.
19:18Stand down? I've only just started, I've got loads more I could show you.
19:21That will be all, Mr Trotto, thank you.
19:25LAUGHTER
19:32Right, Mike.
19:33Oh!
19:34How are we doing, Sully?
19:35We don't want to try.
19:36This could be a ten grander coming up here.
19:38Yes, sir, do you intend calling any more witnesses?
19:41I have no further witnesses, my lad.
19:43Mr Gerrard?
19:44Just one, Your Honour.
19:45I call the plaintiff, Albert Gladstone Trotto.
19:51I thought you said they wouldn't call him.
19:53I said we wouldn't call him.
19:54Look, don't worry, I've already briefed him.
19:56Any awkward questions, he just claims loss of memory.
19:58Loss of memory?
19:59Knowing him, he'll forget.
20:01LAUGHTER
20:02Look in your right hand and read the card.
20:05There's no need to stand, Mr Trotto.
20:07Please remain seated.
20:08Oh, thank you, Your Worship.
20:13I swear I tell the truth, old truth, nothing but the truth.
20:16You are Albert Gladstone Trotto,
20:19presently residing at 368 Nelson Mandela House,
20:23Dockside Estate, Peckham?
20:25I think so, sir.
20:27Yes.
20:28I'll make this as brief as possible, Mr Trotto.
20:30I realise how distressing this must be for you.
20:33Do you have any recollection of the accident?
20:37Very little, sir.
20:39One minute, I was walking along,
20:41on my way to post my entry form for the Critlin Factor.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:47Next, I was falling through the air.
20:50All my life flashed before me.
20:52Battle of the River Plate, sinking of the Graf Spee,
20:55Raid on Telemar...
20:57Argh!
20:58Silence that man!
21:00Excuse me, Your Honour.
21:01It's all a blank.
21:03Me memory keeps going, see?
21:05Have you ever suffered with amnesia before?
21:07I can't remember.
21:08LAUGHTER
21:10I see.
21:11But you can remember the war.
21:13After all, you have all your ribbons there to remind you.
21:16Where were you based, Mr Trotto?
21:18I was overseas, sir.
21:20Really? How odd.
21:22I looked into your naval records
21:24and it seems that you spent the best part of the war
21:26stationed in a storage depot on the Isle of Wight.
21:29LAUGHTER
21:30Hardly overseas.
21:32You want to try walking in it, pal?
21:34LAUGHTER
21:37I also noticed, Mr Trotto, that in May 1944,
21:41you were one of several naval ratings
21:43seconded to a marine parachute unit
21:45specially formed for missions behind enemy lines.
21:48I believe you were involved in laundry matters.
21:51But whilst with this unit, you underwent basic parachute training.
21:56Would you tell the court what this training consisted of?
22:00Jumping off of things.
22:02Jumping off of things.
22:04In other words, learning to fall without injuring oneself.
22:08My memory ain't what it used to be, Your Worship.
22:11I sympathise, Mr Trotto, and I intend to help you as much as I can.
22:15Tell me, could you possibly be the same Albert Gladstone Trotto
22:19who, in 1946, fell down the cellar of the Victory Inn Portsmouth
22:24and received £100 compensation?
22:26I can't remember that far back, sir.
22:28Well, let's try a more recent case, then.
22:30Could you have been the same Albert Gladstone Trotto
22:33who, in 1951, fell down the cellar of the Cochin Horses Peckham Rye
22:39and received a £225 out-of-court settlement?
22:43Me mind's a blank.
22:45May be you were the same Albert Gladstone Trotto
22:48who, in 1949, fell down the cellar of the cross-keys-off-licence Gravesend.
22:53How about the thatched inn, Canning Town?
22:56Or does the Brunswick Club, New Cross, ring a bell?
22:59I don't believe it.
23:03It's a bloody nightmare, Rodney. It's a bloody nightmare.
23:06He's been down more holes than Tony Jacklin.
23:18I don't believe it.
23:20I do not believe what that garretty old git has done to us.
23:23I mean, the only hole he hasn't fallen down is the black one in Calcutta.
23:30And what was it the insurance companies nicknamed him?
23:32The Ferret.
23:33The?
23:34He's had 15 previous lawsuits for falling down holes.
23:38Those are unknown cases, Rodney.
23:40I mean, how many times has a landlord, you know,
23:42settled out of court with a quiet backhander to save all the aggro?
23:54All right, come on.
23:55How many pubs, off-licences and drinking clubs have you done in your time?
23:59Well, quite a few, Dale.
24:01The first cellar I fell down was genuine.
24:04Honest.
24:05Because I learnt to fall properly, I didn't hurt meself.
24:08But I still got compensation out of it, and I thought,
24:11this is handy.
24:13So whenever me and your grandad was hard up for a few bob,
24:16I'd, er...
24:18go and fall down a hole.
24:21I was only trying to help.
24:23Only trying to help?
24:24I was nearly done for contempt of court.
24:27His name has been sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions.
24:32And Solly and the brief look like they're going to get...
24:34defrocked!
24:36And you were only trying to help?
24:38I said, I'm sorry, Rodney, I didn't want to do it.
24:41I mean, I'm past all that stuntman luck.
24:44But you two have been good to me these past few weeks.
24:48And I wanted to get some money to, well...
24:52repay you.
24:54And I wanted to get your grandad his headstone.
25:06You did it for Grandad's headstone?
25:08He was my older brother, Del.
25:11When I was a kid, he used to look after me.
25:15I never did anything for him.
25:18Never had the chance to.
25:20Till now.
25:24Sorry, boys.
25:31Yeah.
25:34Yeah, all right.
25:37Don't worry about it, Uncle Elpo.
25:43Come on, Rodney, let's get Ironside home.
25:53Doing that nice, isn't it, boys?
25:55Terrific.
25:58Hope we don't knock out some of that suntan lotion, eh?
26:04Here, just a minute.
26:06Why am I pushing you?
26:08You can walk, you lazy old sod.
26:11Yeah, I forgot.
26:12Oh, had another little bout of amnesia, eh, Del?
26:15Don't you start all that blackout nonsense with me, Uncle.