Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 17th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, it is the month of Ramadan in which Allah has revealed His book.
00:27If you read Surah Anfal in the same book, you will find a sentence,
00:31a verse that will leave you stunned.
00:34In which it is said to you that when you are talking about goodness,
00:40listen to it carefully.
00:42Don't be like those people who don't listen to anything but say,
00:46yes, we have listened.
00:47In this month, in many places, lectures are being held,
00:50good talks are being held,
00:52but usually people spend their time sleeping.
00:55They don't listen to what is being said and if they do,
00:58they make it unheard.
01:00This is also a sin.
01:02And it has been said that people like animals,
01:05those deaf and dumb people who don't listen to anything.
01:08So utilize this month as much as possible.
01:10Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:13Today we will take you to the middle class house and see what is happening there.
01:19Oh, poor girl, she is sewing to feed her family.
01:23Aunty, she is not herself and I will tell you.
01:25Why?
01:26First of all, she is not making clothes for people.
01:28Then?
01:29She is sewing with her own hands.
01:31Okay, okay.
01:32You are sewing your own Eid dress.
01:34No, I am sewing my daughter's.
01:35So he is saying that you are sewing your own.
01:37He is crazy.
01:40By the way, Tufail, you have given him a trick.
01:42You have put him in front of the utensils and put him in front of the machine.
01:45By the way, Tufail, you have given him a trick.
01:47You have put him in front of the utensils and put him in front of the machine.
01:52Are you seeing this lace?
01:53Does this lace suit me in this age?
01:55Does this lace suit this age?
01:59By the way, the girl's dress was not torn.
02:04There are very few days left in Eid.
02:06So at this time...
02:07Oh, in Eid.
02:08Yes.
02:11I don't understand that this is the time of the city.
02:13Yes.
02:14My daughter is crying.
02:15Don't do this.
02:16Let her cry.
02:17Let Roja leave.
02:19You people liked one thing today.
02:21She has left crying.
02:22This is the first time that daughter and son-in-law have left the house.
02:25Where did she go?
02:26Which son-in-law has gone?
02:27Then?
02:28He is inside.
02:29He is dead.
02:31By the way, you sew these clothes very well.
02:33I don't sew such clothes at my father's house.
02:36I don't get time to shave Roja's head.
02:39When she came here, she was so young.
02:44By the way, all the women in earlier times...
02:48...knew all the basics of sewing.
02:51Now it is the age of ready-made clothes.
02:54It is the age of tailor's clothes.
02:56Now they don't know how to do it.
02:57I think it is to save time, Mr. Haroon.
02:59Okay, time and money.
03:01At that time, people didn't have that much money.
03:03But what is the matter?
03:04We had many things.
03:05Microwave came.
03:06It saves time.
03:07Many other things came.
03:08Washing machine came.
03:09It saves time.
03:10But even today, no one has time.
03:12Okay, time can be saved.
03:14But we don't save it.
03:16The time we saved for cooking or heating things...
03:21...is lost in other things like cell phone.
03:25By the way, even I feel that there is a race in life.
03:29I am looking for that time...
03:31...when you are sitting, you don't have to go anywhere...
03:33...and no one has to come.
03:34And you are just looking at the wall in your nothing box.
03:37Now this is the time, Mr. Haroon.
03:39Fasting time.
03:40Yes, yes.
03:41When we were young...
03:42Yes, yes.
03:43...we used to sit in the streets all night.
03:47Here comes your son-in-law.
03:48Give him a towel.
03:50He is always with his face covered.
03:52We don't have to fast.
03:54I don't do it in this house.
03:55Son-in-law, there is a new towel inside.
03:57I don't use anyone's towel.
03:59If you don't use it, then whose house is this?
04:02You don't use anyone's towel here.
04:03I am here.
04:04I have brought a new towel for you every time.
04:06Rascal.
04:10Uncle, it's raining inside the house.
04:14Mr. Maharashtra, your daughter has got an electric shock.
04:18She is not in a good mood.
04:20I don't know where she got the sour curd yesterday.
04:22That's why we don't fast in this house.
04:24If you want to fast for 15-20 days, then do it in Delhi.
04:26Come on, let's go to the market.
04:28It's a bad thing.
04:29If I fast for 15-20 days...
04:30...then my heart will break for 15-20 days.
04:33I am not your father.
04:34I am your sister.
04:35I have given you a massage.
04:36Come on.
04:38Let's go.
04:39I won't leave you.
04:40It's time to go.
04:41I have brought a machine.
04:42Is there any work to be done?
04:43One minute.
04:44One minute.
04:55You take care of my expenses.
04:57You do the rest.
05:00She is not well.
05:01She is not well.
05:02She is not well.
05:03She is acting very smart.
05:05Why did you get medicine?
05:06You didn't get it.
05:07She is my wife.
05:08Why will I get it?
05:09This is her matter.
05:10Tell him.
05:12Hey, look.
05:13Your wife is not responsible for you.
05:15She is at my father's house.
05:16I will get medicine for her.
05:18Tell me this.
05:19After you got married.
05:20Yes.
05:21After how many days went you went home?
05:24When you go to Delhi,
05:25do you think your father doesn't love you?
05:27I am your father.
05:28Don't ask me.
05:29You are dead.
05:30Hey, I don't feel like you are my life partner.
05:33You are my life partner and you just left.
05:36I won't leave until I see Munnar-e-Pakistan.
05:40You are sick. Don't keep it.
05:42I will keep it for you.
05:43What kind of disease is this?
05:45Let me keep it.
05:46If you want to keep someone, keep a poor girl.
05:49What lace are you wearing on my suit?
05:52Why are you staring at me?
05:54It wasn't this lace, dad.
05:56You are in deep trouble.
05:58You are staring at me.
06:00Give me the machine.
06:01One thing is not right.
06:02I am not feeling well.
06:03My suit..
06:04Wait, son. Wait.
06:05Wait, my daughter.
06:06I am going. My city is inside.
06:07I will make it. I will make it.
06:08I will make it.
06:09Look, you ruined my wife's suit.
06:11That's why I am not at home.
06:12I will make it.
06:13You know, I have been doing this all my life.
06:15Keep the machine here.
06:16It matches so well.
06:17Tell me, which one matches better?
06:19You are useless.
06:20You are useless.
06:21Give it to me, son.
06:22Give it to me.
06:23Do you know this work?
06:24Yes, I have been doing it all my life.
06:26I am a top artist.
06:28This is the only scene.
06:30Okay. Okay.
06:31This is the only scene.
06:32Okay. Okay.
06:33This is the only scene.
06:36Get lost.
06:38Give it to me.
06:38I won't give it to you.
06:39Give me the lace.
06:40It matches here.
06:42Give me the lace.
06:44You are not good at this.
06:45Do it properly.
06:46Give it to me.
06:49Where are you all?
06:50Yes.
06:52Get up. Don't cry.
06:53He is dead.
06:54If someone asks you where you are,
06:55tell them where you are.
06:56Don't you have to do this every day?
06:57I have to do it every day.
06:58Dad, I am up.
07:00I have been working since dawn.
07:01How much time is left?
07:02Aunt, when you get up,
07:04I feel you don't sleep.
07:05The trend has changed.
07:07People used to sleep before dawn.
07:09Now people sleep after dawn.
07:10Yes.
07:11It depends on your job.
07:13Right.
07:14If your job is adjustable,
07:16then it is better that you sleep after dawn.
07:18I remember my job, Mr. Arun.
07:20The entire Ramadan,
07:22the factory kept my shift.
07:24The entire Ramadan,
07:25did you sleep in the office?
07:26I slept outside.
07:27Oh.
07:27I sleep at home every day.
07:29Today is the first day I sleep at home.
07:30Is this your night shift?
07:31Yes.
07:32I don't know.
07:33I think I am a vampire.
07:34I sleep a lot at night.
07:36Is this the first time you are sleeping at home?
07:38Yes, sir.
07:39Mr. Arun, believe me.
07:40I am used to sleeping in the car.
07:42That's true.
07:43This is the first time I am sleeping in the car.
07:44Yes.
07:44Okay.
07:45I am used to sleeping at night.
07:46What?
07:48He is giving me time to accept.
07:49I can pray to my mother.
07:52Okay, my brother-in-law, tell me.
07:54What does my brother-in-law want to eat?
07:55I will get it for him.
07:57Rotis, Parathas.
07:58Whatever he wants to eat.
07:59Ask your brother-in-law.
08:00Don't ask him.
08:01Ask him what he wants to eat.
08:02I will ask him.
08:03I will ask him.
08:04How are you going to go?
08:06Dad, no.
08:07Don't do this.
08:08No, you are my brother-in-law.
08:09Order me.
08:10I will give you ten meals a day.
08:12Order me.
08:12Is there so much service today?
08:14Oh, it's Ramadan.
08:16I don't want to talk to the people.
08:17Why should I talk to bad people?
08:18Okay, it's the month of Ramadan.
08:20So you are treating it with good manners.
08:21Yes, everyone says that I should treat it with good manners.
08:24And after the victory?
08:25I don't even wear shoes.
08:26Yes, I saw.
08:28I will go to Chandrani.
08:30Okay, tell me quickly.
08:32How many Parathas will you eat?
08:34I will eat curd.
08:35Yes, give him curd.
08:36He has a bad heart.
08:38I will eat curd only.
08:39I will add cream to it.
08:40Okay.
08:41I will add sugar to it.
08:42Okay.
08:43I will also give him naan.
08:44Okay.
08:45I will eat it.
08:46Why will you eat it?
08:47Then order me.
08:47You told me that I will eat only curd.
08:50So what?
08:50Do you want me to eat curd all day?
08:52You should have told me that I will eat only curd.
08:54Two Parathas.
08:55Two Parathas?
08:56Yes.
08:56Okay, now.
08:57Okay, if you say so.
09:04Sister, your food is not for you to eat.
09:06Your mouth is full of sugar.
09:09Brother, two potatoes and Parathas.
09:10I will go to Sadqa.
09:11I will make two potatoes and Parathas.
09:12I will make four.
09:13No, no, no.
09:13Don't be formal.
09:14The one with mince should make simple Parathas.
09:16Chicken mince or goat mince?
09:18I will make chicken mince.
09:20What kind of a party have you brought?
09:24They don't know anything.
09:25Ask them.
09:26They are useless.
09:27They don't have any other work.
09:28They don't have any other work.
09:29They have to do their work.
09:31Why don't they do their work at home?
09:32They have to do their work.
09:33Do you know how much work they have to do?
09:34How much work?
09:35Can anyone tell me what they have to do during Ramzan?
09:38What do they have to do?
09:39Oh, God.
09:40Stay poor all your life.
09:41Don't give anything to anyone.
09:43Mr. Haroon, send groceries to their house.
09:44Send a kilo of potatoes.
09:45What?
09:46A kilo of potatoes?
09:47Yes.
09:47What?
09:48Send a kilo of potatoes to their house.
09:52Do you give groceries to anyone daily?
09:54They say that you should give it in such a way
09:56that the other person doesn't know.
09:57Shameless.
09:57Uncle, whatever you give us,
10:00both of your hands won't know about it.
10:04Mr. Haroon, there were five to six people.
10:08Make a package of those people.
10:10He is a very demanding person.
10:12Don't you feel ashamed?
10:14You are a man of rights.
10:16You are a man of rights.
10:17Give it to me.
10:19You are a man of rights.
10:20You broke your bones.
10:21You kicked me.
10:22How did your hand break?
10:24It didn't break.
10:25He made it for the package.
10:27No, no.
10:28It must have broken.
10:29How did it break?
10:30Sir, he hit me with the package of morals.
10:32You hit him with the package of morals
10:34and broke his bones.
10:34Why did you hit him?
10:35He was cursing me.
10:37He was cursing you.
10:38You didn't curse me.
10:39I asked for a glass of water.
10:40I said I won't give it to you.
10:42You hit me twice.
10:43You are cursing me every day.
10:47What is this?
10:49He talks a lot.
10:51He only talks in our house.
10:52He talks in Punjabi.
10:53I talk every day.
10:54I feel hungry.
10:56I talk a lot when I am hungry.
10:57She says you talk nonsense.
11:00Mr. Haroon, my throat gets so dry.
11:02I say no.
11:04I feel very thirsty.
11:05Isn't his fitting wrong?
11:07He talks so much
11:09that my head hurts so much.
11:10I have a migraine.
11:12I had to tell you that he talks a lot.
11:15You should have told me.
11:15Dad, I had to tell you.
11:17Tell me, mom.
11:18He talks a lot.
11:25Sister-in-law, two parathas, please.
11:26Hurry up.
11:27Two parathas.
11:28With tea?
11:29With tea, sister-in-law.
11:29I will make tea for my son.
11:30With tea, sister-in-law.
11:31Okay.
11:32Amla tea.
11:33Amla tea.
11:33I will make it for my son.
11:34I feel sad when I look at your face.
11:36Eat something else.
11:37Aunt, ask him.
11:38Tell me.
11:39In which locality do you have a good city?
11:41Dad, I don't have a good city.
11:43Son, ask me too.
11:44What will I eat?
11:45Dad, tell me.
11:46How much will you eat?
11:47Order me.
11:48Son, I don't have a good city.
11:49How much will I eat?
11:50Four parathas and two dry ones.
11:53Dry ones are for the night.
11:54But these are for the day.
11:57Four parathas and two dry ones.
11:58Dad, you have a lot of food.
12:02Tell me, what will you eat?
12:03I have brought jam, butter and toast for you.
12:06Are you from the 18th grade to eat?
12:11Come on.
12:12I will bring it.
12:12If you do something wrong
12:14then I will take you to the police station.
12:18Who is this brother-in-law
12:19who treats his brother-in-law like this?
12:21He considers me as his father.
12:23Who does he consider as his father?
12:24He considers me as his father.
12:27Have you seen the summer days?
12:29No.
12:30I have seen the days of June and July.
12:31I have seen the winters too.
12:33Have you seen the days of December and January?
12:34What else do you want to see?
12:35I don't care.
12:38Okay, I have brought..
12:39She is here.
12:40The time is running out.
12:42The time is running out.
12:42Come on, Bobby.
12:44Come here.
12:44I am here.
12:45Come here.
12:46It will take some time for the girl's suit to be complete.
12:49Okay.
12:50Bobby.
12:52I will have some issue sitting on the floor.
12:54Make a stool here.
12:55Okay.
12:56You can come here.
12:57There is no problem.
12:58It is an open house.
12:59Hold this.
13:00Take it.
13:00Make it a little bigger.
13:01Take it.
13:02I think you have brought a lot of stuff today.
13:05No, Tufail.
13:06The office should be spacious.
13:08Yes.
13:08It should be spacious.
13:10Yes.
13:10You are right.
13:11Hold it.
13:12It is a little wide.
13:13I think it should be a little wide.
13:16Son, go for a walk.
13:17Okay, sister-in-law.
13:18Go.
13:18It is your first walk.
13:20I am going.
13:21I am going for my first walk.
13:23Get some water.
13:24You are already wet.
13:25Sister-in-law, water.
13:26I will get it.
13:27Sister-in-law, water.
13:28Tufail.
13:30Yes.
13:31I am alone in the house.
13:33I am fasting.
13:33Let me arrange for a walk.
13:35Come.
13:36In the name of God.
13:37Listen.
13:38The priest has asked you to sit on the pillar.
13:40Wow, this is a very good thing.
13:41Come, son.
13:42I will come.
13:42No one should disturb me.
13:44I will come.
13:44Come.
13:45He says, no one should disturb him.
13:48No one should disturb him.
13:49Now guess where he has come from.
13:52I will get water for my brother.
13:54I will go and sit.
13:55Come.
13:56How are you, brother?
13:57Are you fine?
13:57Yes.
13:58Give him the holy water.
14:00Here.
14:01The holy water is God's mercy.
14:02No doubt.
14:03Wait a minute.
14:04Where did your wife go?
14:06Doesn't she take you for a walk?
14:07She has left.
14:09Why?
14:10She has killed herself.
14:12Oh.
14:13She killed herself on 23rd March, 6th August.
14:19I think she will remain like this for a month.
14:22Why?
14:22She was a labourer.
14:26You don't know about her life and death.
14:28I think that you will take her to the place where she died.
14:33Have you ever tried to go and see after her?
14:36The door to which she is getting married is closed.
14:38Why?
14:38My son-in-law doesn't go there.
14:39So, you haven't even seen your in-laws' house?
14:42No, I haven't.
14:42When we were in Bihar, they had sent him to a location.
14:45Come there with the pump.
14:49So, where did you like him if you never went to his house?
14:52My father used to smoke a cigarette in the tent and call me.
14:55He used to say, there's a girl sitting there.
14:56After listening to this boy, I remember something.
14:59What?
14:59My father used to smoke a cigarette like this
15:02and used to hide in the canal.
15:04My father used to smoke a cigarette like this.
15:06Then?
15:06He used to sit right next to the canal.
15:12So, you still have a cigarette mark on your back?
15:15Yes, I do.
15:16There's a cigarette mark behind my neck.
15:18Yes, I've written the same mark on my identity card.
15:22What?
15:22There's a cigarette mark on my neck.
15:26Mani, I've to go home. I'll call you later.
15:28Come, let's go for a walk.
15:29What?
15:30Let's go for a walk.
15:31You go ahead.
15:32Give it to me.
15:33Go home. Go and do your work.
15:34Okay.
15:36Try to call your wife.
15:39Uncle, when will your wife come?
15:41I think she'll come in the evening.
15:44She'll stay with you for a long time.
15:47Go and do your work.
15:49Thank you so much.
15:50Sister-in-law, get me another one.
15:52I'll get it.
15:53Not just another one, I want to do it too.
15:54Okay.
15:55Sister-in-law, get me some parathas.
15:56Okay.
15:57Hurry up, sister-in-law.
15:58I'm coming.
15:59Get it.
16:04Get it.
16:06What?
16:08Oh no!
16:09What kind of a supervisor is he?
16:10He's a supervisor. Stop him.
16:28Why doesn't the supervisor understand?
16:30Your body...
16:30One problem. One problem.
16:32He's a supervisor. I came in front of him.
16:37What kind of a problem is this?
16:38Mr. Agha, he's a supervisor.
16:40He checks during the recording too.
16:42We never knew there was a drama going on here.
16:44Brother, he's giving us money.
16:45Look at what he's doing.
16:48I think he's just collecting data.
16:51He's collecting data. Are you from India?
16:55He's a slave.
16:57He's kept so many people to collect money.
16:59We don't know.
17:00The man who sells maroons is his man.
17:02Do you know what it means that he just thrashed him?
17:04What?
17:05Do you know what it means?
17:05What?
17:06Start thrashing him.
17:07Yes. Yes.
17:08He's our man.
17:08Get something. We're fasting too.
17:11You're not listening to me.
17:12This paratha is so beautiful.
17:14Get rid of the parathas that you've touched.
17:16Get out of here.
17:17Get out of here.
17:17Get out.
17:18He's your son-in-law.
17:19Come, brother.
17:20Come, brother.
17:20He's your son-in-law.
17:21Come, you do it.
17:22Your sister is not well.
17:23Brother, give me some time.
17:24Do it.
17:25He's not well.
17:26He's a boy. It's okay.
17:26It's okay.
17:27Your sister is not well.
17:28Wait.
17:29You're worried about her.
17:31Here.
17:32She's fasting.
17:32Sister-in-law, have some buttermilk with me.
17:35It's your sister's fasting.
17:36You do it.
17:37It's your sister's fasting.
17:38Come here.
17:38Come, brother.
17:39Sister-in-law, have some buttermilk.
17:40Have some buttermilk.
17:41Buttermilk?
17:42What?
17:43There was no curd.
17:44Here.
17:45Sister-in-law, there was no curd.
17:46I'll keep the curd.
17:48Okay.
17:48What do I do now?
17:48It's okay.
17:49You do it.
17:50I'll get it.
17:50You do it.
17:52Sister-in-law, I have time.
17:53It's okay.
17:54Sit.
17:54I'll get the curd.
17:55You should come too.
17:56It'll take you an hour and a half.
17:56I think you'll come later.
17:58I'll get two burkis.
18:00There's no curd here for fasting.
18:03I don't eat without curd.
18:05What?
18:05Here you go.
18:08We've been working so hard.
18:10Listen to me.
18:11I'll make some dry rotis.
18:13You tell me what to do.
18:14I don't eat it.
18:15Oh, no.
18:16Here.
18:16The curd is here.
18:17Sister-in-law.
18:18Yes.
18:18Give it to me.
18:19Put it in the pot.
18:20The curd is here.
18:21Hurry up.
18:22No one will get it.
18:23Get some sugar.
18:24Get some sugar.
18:25We ran out of sugar.
18:26I remembered.
18:27You do it.
18:29I'll get it.
18:30I'll get some sugar.
18:33Sir, we're running out of time.
18:35My daughter-in-law has made some delicious parathas.
18:40Oh, no.
18:40I'll make tea for you.
18:42Here you go.
18:42Get some sugar.
18:43Do you have a box?
18:44I'll do it.
18:45I'll make tea.
18:46I'll make tea.
18:48I'll make tea.
18:49Make tea.
18:49I'll bathe you first.
18:50What will you bathe me with?
18:52I'll bathe you.
18:52How will you bathe me?
18:53I've run out of leaves.
18:54Oh, no.
18:55You don't have leaves?
18:56Yes.
18:56You do it.
18:56I'll get it.
18:57I'll get it.
18:58I'll bathe you.
18:58Oh, no.
18:59We're running out of time.
19:00Don't you eat together at night?
19:03You're getting married.
19:06Make arrangements at night.
19:08You don't have sugar or leaves at this time.
19:10First, let me bathe you.
19:12Then I'll bathe you.
19:14Here you go.
19:15The shopkeeper has made all the arrangements.
19:17I don't know what he wants.
19:19Here you go.
19:19Very good.
19:20Sister-in-law, make tea quickly.
19:21We're running out of time.
19:22Do you know what time it is?
19:23Give me some money.
19:23Okay.
19:24Give it to me.
19:28Oh, no.
19:29It's gone viral.
19:30We're running out of time.
19:32Kallu.
19:33Yes, brother.
19:33Go and sleep.
19:34I've slept, brother.
19:35What?
19:36I don't want to hear your taunts anymore.
19:43Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
19:44We'll meet again after the break.
19:52Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:53We have two friends with us during the break.
19:56They're here to complain.
19:57Let's listen to them.
19:58Greetings.
19:59Greetings.
20:00How are you, sir?
20:01How are you, sir?
20:02Thank God, I'm fine.
20:04We're friends.
20:05He's my friend, Saja.
20:06Okay.
20:06My name is Maja.
20:07Maja.
20:07Okay, Saja Maja has come to our show.
20:12You talk very sweetly, brother.
20:13Trust me.
20:14Okay, thank you very much.
20:15We're watching your show.
20:16Brother, don't call me brother if you're watching my show.
20:18Uncle, we're watching your show.
20:21Uncle.
20:22What do you want to say?
20:22Uncle.
20:23Call me sir.
20:24We've never been on national TV.
20:25What do you want to say?
20:26According to your age, call me son, son, father, father.
20:30I don't want to call you brother.
20:33Okay, what do you want to say?
20:35I want to say that there's a fast going on these days.
20:38Fast?
20:39Wait a second.
20:40I can hear the snoring.
20:42Hello, I'm on TV.
20:44Yes, give me three kilos.
20:48Okay, he's your friend.
20:49Why are you wearing these jackets and shawls?
20:52Brother, you know what?
20:53The weather has changed a lot.
20:55Yes.
20:55But I don't know how cold it is.
20:59Brother, you've added the word cold.
21:00Brother, it's cold.
21:02It's cold.
21:02You're stuck here.
21:03Have patience.
21:04England, get down.
21:05Yes.
21:05It's cold.
21:06Oh.
21:07Come here.
21:08Look, it's hot here.
21:09Yes.
21:09Australia, it's cold.
21:11He's sleeping.
21:13Wake him up.
21:13What kind of snoring is this?
21:15We're here for the show.
21:17Let's go.
21:20Brother, what kind of man is he?
21:22We're here.
21:23We're here, brother.
21:24We're here.
21:25Bring the luggage inside.
21:28Okay, why are you here?
21:30Brother, it's the month of Ramzan.
21:32Yes.
21:32May God bless everyone.
21:34Amen.
21:34In our country as well.
21:35Amen.
21:36May God solve our problems.
21:38If you talk and waste time here
21:40the dead body will rot.
21:42Brother, listen to me.
21:44He's a friend of mine.
21:45He's 45 years old.
21:47Oh.
21:47In fact, he considers himself to be 45 years old.
21:50Come on, wake him up.
21:52Tell him that his aunt is here.
21:55Brother, I'd like to say that
21:58the people who are in the mood during Ramzan
22:00Yes.
22:00When iftaar is opened
22:01Yes.
22:02Believe me, there's so much noise and misbehavior.
22:04In traffic, yes.
22:06That's what you are saying..
22:06In traffic, iftaar is also there.
22:07They say that the fast has been opened.
22:09Yes.
22:09They put the dates on it.
22:11Believe me, like they put a thief in the car.
22:14Look.
22:14Tell him, brother.
22:16Oh, there's a lot of noise.
22:19What noise?
22:22Brother, the iftaar that we are going to do
22:25I agree. I agree.
22:27Yes, it's too much.
22:28The aftari that we did.
22:30Yes.
22:31Which dates were grown there?
22:32Oh, my God.
22:34What did he say?
22:37You talk, let him sleep.
22:39The more he sleeps, the more he thinks that we are also dreaming.
22:42But one thing is said that in Ramadan,
22:44earlier there used to be people who used to come for Pee Pee.
22:46Yes.
22:47People who used to come for Tola, Tola.
22:48Yes.
22:49It's over.
22:50Because people used to watch TV,
22:51wake up, open their mobile phones.
22:52And the tradition is also over.
22:53And now I am seeing that...
22:54Boys play cricket in the streets all night.
22:56Absolutely.
22:56And it has been happening for a long time
22:58that instead of Iftar, people are inviting more people for Sehri.
23:01Yes.
23:01It's like that.
23:02There is more rush on Sehri now.
23:03Earlier there used to be only Iftars,
23:04but now Sehri has also started.
23:05In fact, it happens more.
23:06They don't invite on Iftar.
23:07Where does it happen more?
23:10In our street, boys are playing cricket with a ladder.
23:13It's fun to play night cricket on the road in Ramadan.
23:16How many times have I told you, Mr. Arun, you don't listen.
23:18You don't make a plan.
23:20Make a plan.
23:20Mr. Dubey, the options are open from my side.
23:24We will book whatever ground you say.
23:26You make teams.
23:27Yes, we will go to the ground.
23:28We will definitely play the match.
23:30But you have to be alert.
23:32We will be there.
23:35No, we will play only among ourselves.
23:37We won't let the people of Sri Lanka play.
23:39Why will we play?
23:41We won't let you play.
23:42Your hand is not in good condition.
23:43You can hang it there.
23:45You can hang it on the rope and cut it.
23:48Brother.
23:49Yes, Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
23:52I was telling you.
23:53He is having a very rich dream.
23:55Very rich.
23:56Boys are playing night cricket on the road.
23:58Yes.
23:58They hit the shot.
23:59Then?
24:00Our window glass is stuck in it.
24:02Yes.
24:02It's cracked.
24:04Oh, God.
24:06Ask him. Tell him, brother.
24:07Yes, you get a very beautiful cow.
24:11Oh, God.
24:12What are you saying?
24:15We didn't hit the shot on our window glass.
24:18Then?
24:19Boys are playing cricket on the road.
24:21I was sleeping.
24:24Oh, God.
24:25You get a very beautiful cow.
24:26They don't wake up to get 5 kgs of pack.
24:29How many hours does he sleep in 24 hours?
24:32Believe me, when he got married..
24:34My friend is 35-40 years old.
24:36Oh, God.
24:36When we went there..
24:37He said yes for the first time.
24:39He fell asleep.
24:40I said it for two-three times.
24:41Oh, God.
24:43But when he got married, I danced.
24:44Believe me.
24:46It was a song of happiness.
24:47The anklets on my feet.
24:49Tell me, friend.
24:51Yes, I'm dead.
24:52Oh, God.
24:54I'm talking about dancing.
24:56When we got married..
24:58Yes.
24:59I danced there.
25:00Yes.
25:01We lived together.
25:03Believe me, we didn't fight.
25:05If you don't fight..
25:06Yes.
25:06You get blood tests done.
25:08Yes.
25:08You get blood tests done if you have a disease.
25:10Yes.
25:10You get two-three tests done.
25:12First of all, you get a sleep study done.
25:13I got it done one day.
25:15I got it done in 2020.
25:17You get a sleep study done.
25:19Yes.
25:19You get a sleep study done.
25:21You can't do anything.
25:22You get a smart watch done.
25:23Sir, you get a sleep study done
25:25when you have a disease.
25:28I didn't get so much money.
25:30What was it?
25:30Smart watch.
25:31It was very expensive.
25:32I bought it in Suwa.
25:33But I don't know how to use it.
25:35I don't know how to use it.
25:36You tried to put tape on his eyes.
25:39I'll tell you.
25:40I'll tell you.
25:41Always get the tank full.
25:45Mr. Roop, he is very useful.
25:47What?
25:48You can't fight all your life.
25:49Why?
25:49He doesn't understand what he is saying.
25:52Once, we went to the hot river.
25:54You know, the Mughal river.
25:55Yes.
25:56We went there.
25:56The police put us there.
25:58Okay.
25:58They said that we shouldn't go there.
26:01Okay.
26:01But we played smartly.
26:03What?
26:03First, we went to the river.
26:04Yes.
26:05But I was a fool.
26:06Okay.
26:07Believe me.
26:07I'll tell you.
26:08Yes, spinach, meat and rice.
26:12Once, we went to a relative's house.
26:14Okay.
26:14He had some work for us.
26:16Okay.
26:17Our car got punctured.
26:18Okay.
26:19But he is a prince.
26:20Yes.
26:21Believe me.
26:22We didn't have any problem.
26:24Then?
26:24Believe me.
26:25We got a bumper.
26:26Okay.
26:27We pulled the car to the river bank.
26:28I'll tell you.
26:29I got angry with his suit.
26:33He wakes up at some point.
26:35Yes, he wakes up.
26:36At what time?
26:37When the food is ready.
26:38Really?
26:39The food is ready.
26:45Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
26:46Don't go anywhere.
26:47We'll meet after the break.
26:48Attention! Attention!
26:53Attention! Attention!
26:58Attention! Attention!
27:02Attention! Attention!
27:04Attention! Attention!
27:07Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
27:08We'll play our buzzer game like we do daily.
27:16Greetings.
27:17Greetings.
27:18What's your name?
27:18Awais Nasir.
27:19What do you do, Awais Nasir?
27:21I'm a student and a teacher.
27:23That's great.
27:25Because you have to teach them the best way to learn.
27:28Very good.
27:32Greetings.
27:33Greetings.
27:35What's your name?
27:35Sir, my name is Tahir Shehzad.
27:37Tahir Shehzad.
27:38What do you do?
27:39We have the same class.
27:41We are students of M.P.U.
27:42He is studying hard.
27:45Good luck to you.
27:47Greetings.
27:47Greetings.
27:48What's your name?
27:49Natasha Rujanjua.
27:51What do you do?
27:52I'm a lecturer.
27:53What do you teach?
27:55I teach AI, Artificial Intelligence, Data Science and Computer Science.
28:00Very good. Impressive.
28:03Well done.
28:05Greetings.
28:06Greetings.
28:07What's your name?
28:08Hina Nawaz.
28:09Hina Nawaz. That's a lovely name.
28:10What do you do?
28:11I'm a lecturer.
28:11She's the same.
28:13She's the same.
28:15What do you teach?
28:16Artificial Intelligence.
28:18You teach the same.
28:19We teach a lot of artificial intelligence.
28:21Are children born naturally or not?
28:23Yes, they are.
28:24Are children born naturally or not?
28:25Are children born naturally or not?
28:27Yes, sir.
28:27You are a child yourself.
28:29And you are teaching.
28:30In our time, the lecturers who used to teach us
28:34used to be very old.
28:36I didn't feel like teaching.
28:39Greetings.
28:40Greetings.
28:41What's your name?
28:42Ali Waleed.
28:43Ali Waleed.
28:44That's a lovely name.
28:45What do you do?
28:46I'm a student of Artificial Intelligence.
28:48So, you are the one who is being taught by all of them.
28:51Yes, sir.
28:52Okay.
28:53And you, sir. Greetings.
28:55Greetings.
28:57Oh, God.
28:58That's nice.
28:59Why is the water here?
29:01Sir, what's your name?
29:03Shahid Nadeem.
29:04What do you do, Shahid?
29:05I do a private job.
29:06Which field do you work in?
29:09I work in an American company.
29:10Is it an American company that exports things from here?
29:13Yes, we export things.
29:14So, I think all three of you are ready to play a game.
29:16Haji Tehroza, where are you going to keep him?
29:18Go and ask for some curd.
29:21Go and ask him.
29:21Sir, we have a lot of time in the city.
29:23No, I don't want to take him to the city.
29:25I want to take him to the park.
29:28Okay.
29:29The first question is coming to you.
29:30Put your hand on the buzzer.
29:31The question is, what is the job
29:34that an unmarried man can't do but a married man can?
29:38You rang the buzzer first.
29:42Five, four, three.
29:46You started talking to each other.
29:47I can hear you.
29:49Time over.
29:50Do you want to attempt to answer?
29:53What is the job that an unmarried man can't do
29:57but a married man can?
30:00You are not getting it. I will give you a hint.
30:01Put your hand on the buzzer.
30:02Put your hand on the buzzer.
30:03All three of you put your hand on the buzzer.
30:04I will give you a hint.
30:07This job is often done at home and it leads to a fight.
30:11A person's life becomes miserable.
30:14Yes.
30:16Picking up the wife's tantrums.
30:17Very funny.
30:20By the way, an unmarried man can't pick up the wife's tantrums.
30:23He can't.
30:24But he can pick up the wife's tantrums.
30:25So, this answer is also correct.
30:28I didn't get it.
30:29What was in your mind?
30:30One more marriage.
30:31Yes, Zeeshan.
30:32This was the answer.
30:34I hope we don't get married.
30:36So, you got one point.
30:37Okay. Next question.
30:39Put your hand on the buzzer.
30:41What is the water that can't quench thirst?
30:45Yes.
30:47He is saying that he thinks he can drink water.
30:49Yes.
30:49In real life..
30:50I was trying to say it.
30:51But I have to put my hand on the buzzer first.
30:54Abhay Hayat.
30:56Abhay Hayat.
30:57It's a common name.
30:58There is a myth.
30:59It doesn't exist.
31:01It doesn't exist.
31:01You should grow up.
31:03Just like there are no fairies.
31:05Abhay Hayat is also not there.
31:06There are no fairies.
31:07Yes, there are no fairies.
31:08Then why did you put your hand on the buzzer?
31:11Okay.
31:11Do you have an answer in your mind?
31:14Yes or no?
31:15Do you have an answer in your mind?
31:16Yes, sir.
31:18The water written on the paper.
31:20Even the water written on the paper can't quench thirst.
31:22Yes, sir.
31:24That's right.
31:25How would I know where the iftari is going to be held today?
31:27Why are you asking me?
31:30Yesterday, he took me to the same place.
31:31He told me to keep two dates and 100 rupees.
31:34He told me to break the fast.
31:36This is a question of two points.
31:38What is the fire that doesn't touch wood?
31:42Yes.
31:43The fire of love.
31:44The fire of love.
31:45Very good.
31:47Wow.
31:48This is great.
31:49Actually, you should ask him about his temperament.
31:54Arzu, ask him yourself. Why are you messaging me?
31:56What is she saying?
31:57She is asking when will the food be served.
31:59Don't answer the question, my dear.
32:02Get a grip.
32:04No one should see him.
32:06But he should make everyone yearn for him.
32:08Yes.
32:10Saya.
32:11Why is he making everyone yearn for him?
32:13Why is he making everyone yearn for him?
32:14Why can't I see him?
32:16Do you know the answer?
32:17Say yes or no.
32:19Do you know the answer?
32:20Say yes or no.
32:21Yad.
32:23No one should see him.
32:25But he should make everyone yearn for him.
32:26Yes.
32:27Wow.
32:29Wow.
32:31What is the relationship that you make people yearn for him in anger?
32:34No.
32:36Do you know the answer?
32:38Do you know the answer?
32:38Do you know the answer?
32:40Do you know the answer?
32:41Okay, both of you will play a game.
32:42If I say yes, you have to ring the buzzer.
32:43If I say no, you have to say no.
32:44Put your hand on the buzzer.
32:46No.
32:47Yes, sir.
32:48You answer, sir.
32:49Yes.
32:50The relationship of love.
32:51Wow.
32:53Wow.
32:54What happened? Did you ever fight?
32:56Which relationship do you make people yearn for him in anger?
32:58Marriage.
33:00What?
33:00Friendship.
33:02First of all..
33:03Wife.
33:03You said out of turn.
33:05Husband.
33:05Sir, come here.
33:06Come here.
33:08Come here.
33:09Come here.
33:10Come here.
33:11Come here.
33:12My dear.
33:13Yes.
33:13Come here.
33:14My dear.
33:16Have you seen a hula hoop that people use to play hula hoop?
33:19You are playing hula hoop.
33:21You are talking on the phone.
33:23And you are telling your friend that his aunt has passed away.
33:27Go ahead.
33:28Your aunt has passed away.
33:31I am feeling very sad.
33:32But what can I do?
33:33It's God's will.
33:38Very good.
33:39Put your hands on the buzzer.
33:40You will play Yes or No.
33:42Yes.
33:43Yes.
33:43Yes.
33:44You have played it.
33:45Answer it.
33:47Grandmother.
33:47Grandmother.
33:48Very good.
33:49Very good.
33:51Put your hands on the buzzer.
33:52Put your hands on the buzzer.
33:53Very nice.
33:54What is the situation in which even if your neck is cut, nothing happens?
33:59Yes.
34:01What is the situation?
34:02The question will not be complete.
34:03You had played it earlier.
34:05Like this.
34:07It's the same answer that you gave earlier.
34:09What?
34:10Love.
34:11It's such a situation that even if your neck is cut, nothing happens.
34:14Wrong answer.
34:15Sir, even if your neck is cut in love,
34:16your lover will be in jail the next day.
34:18Is there a situation in which even if your neck is cut,
34:22nothing happens to a person?
34:23In your mind.
34:25Dress cutting.
34:27Dress cutting.
34:28Correct.
34:29Very good.
34:30Very good.
34:31Very good.
34:32Very good.
34:33Very good.
34:35You have won.
34:36You have won.
34:37Wow.
34:38Give him a round of applause.
34:40Very good.
34:41Very good.
34:42Wow.
34:43Very good.
34:45It was a good comeback.
34:46It was a very good comeback.
34:48And it was very good.
34:50Very good.
34:53Viewers, it's time for a short break.
34:55Don't go anywhere after the break.
35:03Welcome back, viewers.
35:04Yes, Irza Khan.
35:05Mr. Arun, let's go to the audience
35:06because I am tired of talking to them.
35:09Yes.
35:10You said..
35:11Look, don't say that.
35:13Don't say that. Have I ever said that?
35:14No.
35:16Look, he is the MP of Ethiopia.
35:19No, don't say that.
35:20He is injured.
35:22He is fine. He is fine.
35:24Where?
35:24From our point of view.
35:26Who will talk to the audience first?
35:28I want to sing a song.
35:29You must have a name.
35:32Ahmed Ismail.
35:33Ahmed Ismail.
35:34What a lovely name.
35:35I want to sing a Sufi song for you.
35:36Okay, sing.
35:37Give it to me.
35:38God is the greatest.
35:44God is the greatest.
35:49God is the greatest.
35:55God is the greatest.
36:00God is the greatest.
36:04God is the greatest.
36:09There is no God but Allah.
36:14There is no God but Allah.
36:21We are in search of our Creator.
36:34We are in search of our Creator.
36:46There is no God but Allah.
36:52Amazing.
36:52There is no God but Allah.
36:56There is no God but Allah.
37:01There is no God but Allah.
37:09Amazing.
37:09Beautiful.
37:10Very beautiful.
37:11Very nice.
37:12Perfect.
37:13Amazing.
37:13Your voice is also very nice.
37:15Thank you so much.
37:15You have also sung very well.
37:17And your choice is also very good.
37:19Thank you so much.
37:19Mr. Arun, today in our audience
37:21a kid has brought an experiment of science.
37:23When he was bringing it, I thought
37:25it was a gift for me.
37:26But it was a science experiment.
37:27There were a lot of stars and stars in it.
37:28Yes.
37:29Okay.
37:30Let's talk to him.
37:31Where is that kid?
37:32I saw him.
37:33I thought he is lost.
37:36I told him to bring a ventilator for him.
37:39A small ventilator.
37:41He was afraid that he will get a cylinder.
37:43So he didn't bring it for him.
37:45Arun, let me give you some advice.
37:46Yes.
37:47Get him here.
37:47He will feel better.
37:49I have gone a lot.
37:50He will feel better.
37:51Get him here.
37:56Yes, son.
37:57Did you bring it?
37:58Yes.
37:58Introduce yourself.
38:00Greetings.
38:00Greetings.
38:01My name is Mohammad Salman.
38:02Okay.
38:03This is my department.
38:05Wow.
38:05Our supervisor is Mr. Mehmood Hussain.
38:07Okay.
38:07We have made a project under him.
38:09What is this project?
38:11Can someone hold it and show it to us?
38:13No.
38:14Show it to us.
38:17It is a project.
38:18It is a small thing.
38:19Yes.
38:20Look at him.
38:20He is feeling shy.
38:21This kid has told me everything.
38:24There is nothing in it.
38:24Add water to it.
38:25Add fish to it.
38:27This is made of EI.
38:28So this is a different thing.
38:30Tell us about it.
38:31This is a smart plant monitoring system.
38:34Smart plant monitoring system.
38:37Yes.
38:37We have put different things inside it.
38:40For example?
38:41What is its basic function?
38:42What does it do?
38:43It does everything.
38:44It will give water.
38:46If it is inside.
38:47It will give water to the plants.
38:48Yes.
38:49It will give water to the plants.
38:49There is more.
38:50Yes.
38:51We will tell you the rest.
38:52Greetings.
38:53Tell us something about it.
38:55Sir, my name is Muaz Hassan.
38:57This was an IoT project.
39:00Internet of Things.
39:01We have communicated through two microcontrollers.
39:06Okay.
39:07Now it is more understandable.
39:08Okay.
39:09We have integrated chatbot in it.
39:12We communicate with the project through it.
39:15We communicate with chat GPT.
39:18We give it a prompt and it answers it.
39:20We have a small chat GPT for our project.
39:23Wherever you are in the world.
39:25You will tell it through your cell phone or any device.
39:28Yes.
39:28Take care of my plant.
39:29Yes, exactly.
39:30It will give water to it.
39:31Wow.
39:32It will give light to it.
39:33Very good.
39:35Very good.
39:36Very good.
39:37Mr. Agha, very good.
39:39Our children are like this.
39:41Believe me.
39:42A little bit of hope.
39:46It comes after seeing such children.
39:48Make more such things.
39:50We have missed one more thing.
39:52AI.
39:53We should have made AI.
39:56Exactly.
39:56We are making things using it as a tool.
39:59We have been tech coolies.
40:01We are still tech coolies.
40:03When will we have such a software?
40:08Such an application?
40:10Such a trend?
40:11Which we will make ourselves.
40:13Let's go to Internet of Things.
40:15The thing you have made.
40:17We present you with a gift.
40:20Mr. Agha, in the coming days it will happen.
40:23That if you leave your tap open.
40:25Sir, I am the only illiterate person in your team.
40:30Mr. Arun, you only talk to me.
40:33Okay.
40:34It is going to happen.
40:36Because I will also say something.
40:37This is what the intellectuals say.
40:38Yes.
40:40In the metaverse, the Internet of Things is going to be integrated.
40:45With that, quantum physics and chip making will meet.
40:50So you will have a metaverse where you can control everything.
40:53Based on algorithms given the data.
40:55You talk to Mr. Agha.
41:00The algorithm you are talking about.
41:03If the rhythm is good.
41:05He is talking about knowledge.
41:07Knowledge.
41:09Mr. Arun, it should be that in the coming 10-20 years
41:12Pakistan should be counted among the tech giants.
41:14And we are just one new idea.
41:17We are just one original idea.
41:20Only one original idea.
41:22And all the kids sitting here are mostly from IT.
41:26I will make a request to you.
41:29Keep one thing in mind.
41:30I am saying this to all the kids of the nation.
41:34In whichever field they are.
41:36I am saying this again and again.
41:37And it is worth doing it 10,000 times.
41:41So that it gets stuck in the mind.
41:43The thing is that we need to take a leap.
41:49A quantum leap.
41:52Otherwise, we are already behind.
41:55What are you doing now?
41:56You were born in a special family.
41:58You went to a special school.
42:00You went to a special college.
42:02You have some friends.
42:04The exposure of your life is a limited exposure.
42:08A boy from India like you is spending his life in a different setting.
42:14That is a different life experience.
42:17So you are living one life.
42:19All you have to do is that if you are from IT,
42:22then read the autobiographies of the IT giants,
42:24the scientists, the data scientists.
42:27Read their autobiographies.
42:35You will live more than one life.
42:37If you read Steve Jobs, you will live his entire life.
42:42If you see that, when a person comes with 10 different life experiences,
42:47then you would come up with a new original idea.
42:52Instead of using things as a tool,
42:54you will be the one who will be making a tool.
42:56For example, the application that we are using in our phones today,
43:00there is a coding behind it.
43:02That coding is happening in another application.
43:05In Java, C++, whatever it is.
43:07There is a coding behind that application too.
43:11That coding is happening on another level.
43:13There is another coding behind that.
43:15That means we are still very far from the real butter.
43:21I would request you to read the autobiographies of people from your field
43:27so that you can come up with an original idea.
43:30We are just one original idea away
43:32that Pakistan will not be caught.
43:36Very nice.
43:40I can understand what you are saying.
43:42We are just one original idea away.
43:46Mr. Haroon, I wanted to ask you
43:48that he has brought this new development.
43:52He has made a project.
43:53Is this his assignment or was it in his mind that we should do this?
43:58What was the motivation behind this?
44:00Basically, this was a project of our course.
44:02Okay.
44:03It was a project of the semester course.
44:05Okay.
44:05I wanted to ask you something.
44:07When you were coming, someone said that
44:10the sensor senses if there is a need for water or not.
44:14Is it something like this?
44:15Basically, our monitoring system detects the moisture in the plant.
44:22Wow.
44:22We have used different sensors.
44:24There is a temperature sensor, soil moisture sensor,
44:28water level sensor, rain sensor and different gas sensors.
44:33We perform the action according to the detection.
44:38Very nice.
44:39Very nice.
44:41I want to make a project like this.
44:44What?
44:44So that the person who senses the smell of Gokhae
44:47Yes.
44:48will be able to smell the perfume.
44:52You will be able to smell a bottle of perfume every day.
44:57This was today's show.
44:58We will meet you in the next show.
44:59Take care.
45:01Goodbye.