Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 23rd August 2024
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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 23rd August 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 23rd August 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, we can't see or hear hunger, but it is a very loud scream.
00:27It is a very painful and painful situation.
00:31When it happens, we don't understand anything.
00:33It is very important for a human being to develop spiritually,
00:36but also to develop financially.
00:38Because if a human being does not develop financially,
00:41then spiritual development is also left behind.
00:44We all know and we see this happening all around us.
00:52It is said that hunger forgets the etiquettes of civilization.
00:57It shows the status of a human being to another human being.
01:00That is why we should also do the work required for financial development.
01:04And what work is to be done?
01:06For that, the debate will be very long.
01:08But today we are making a very big mistake.
01:10You will come to know about your mistake.
01:12There is an Eisenhower matrix.
01:14Those who are educated, should read that matrix.
01:17It tells you what work you have to do all day,
01:21what heading work you have to do more,
01:23and what work you don't have to do.
01:25Because what we don't have to do, we are doing the most.
01:28And what we have to do, as a nation and individually, we are not able to do.
01:33Read that matrix.
01:35Inshallah, we will talk about it in detail in our show.
01:37Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40If this is happening today, then let's take you to the middle class house
01:44and see what is happening there.
01:46How are you, Arun?
01:48Assalamualaikum.
01:49Walaikumassalam.
01:50Did you start talking about food?
01:52Yes, yes. I have started.
01:54No, now the hunger is gone.
01:56Okay, Mashallah.
01:58Have you cooked a lot of food?
01:59Can't you see?
02:00Have you cooked a lot of food?
02:02I have started cooking food.
02:04Everyone says, Mr. Tufail has a very good taste.
02:07Who cooks this?
02:09I am not telling you.
02:10I will get stuck here.
02:11Who cooks?
02:12Tufail and Company.
02:13Our business has started.
02:14You have done a very good job.
02:15Tell me, have you made it private limited or public limited?
02:19No, no. Private.
02:20In the memorandum of articles that you have made,
02:22to whom have you given more shares?
02:24Yes, I didn't understand that.
02:28You have done the first meeting.
02:29You had to do it within one month.
02:31No, no. I have just started today.
02:33What is the per head cost of biryani?
02:35This is after 10 days.
02:37Okay, you have…
02:39Because you have asked for 2 minutes free.
02:41Okay, you have made CGS etc.
02:43before starting the business.
02:44This cannot run without business.
02:47This is the first thing.
02:48So, what is your CGS?
02:49No, I didn't understand this.
02:53For the return on investment,
02:56you sat down first,
02:57because you don't want to incur a loss.
02:59Yes, yes.
03:00Did you talk to the ROI?
03:01Sir, I am in all the houses.
03:03Yes, yes.
03:04This can run without business.
03:05So, how much ROI are you getting?
03:07No, I didn't understand.
03:10Oh man, he has started today's work.
03:12Listen to my request.
03:14First of all,
03:15you have started a food business.
03:17First of all,
03:18congratulations to you.
03:19In fact, congratulations to the whole nation.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:22We don't need people who ask for jobs.
03:24We need people who give jobs.
03:25Absolutely, absolutely.
03:26So, if everyone thinks like you,
03:29that we should start a startup.
03:31Because our population is so large.
03:33Right.
03:34There are so many people
03:35and we are all crammed
03:36in small cities.
03:37For example,
03:38you do such work
03:39that gives space to new people.
03:41And you know,
03:42the work you are doing,
03:43your house,
03:44your lounge,
03:45your garage,
03:46the biggest companies in the world,
03:48even Apple,
03:49started with a garage like this.
03:51Microsoft also started like this.
03:53So, congratulations to you.
03:54You have done a very good job.
03:55But remember one thing.
03:57Whenever a restaurant business starts,
04:00it starts because
04:02whenever you go somewhere to eat,
04:05in your mind,
04:06the last taste of that restaurant is there.
04:09That's right.
04:10And you go to taste that same taste again.
04:13Absolutely, absolutely.
04:14When you get a different taste,
04:16even if it is better than before,
04:18then you don't like that restaurant.
04:20That's why,
04:21today,
04:22all the spices you put in the bowls,
04:25all the things you put in the grammage,
04:27and people liked it,
04:29this is what you have to maintain now.
04:31Okay, Mr. Tufail,
04:32if you want your business to do well,
04:34then make your chef your business partner.
04:36Oh, you are talking about business partner.
04:38He is my life partner.
04:40Oh, wow.
04:41This means that you didn't give him any money.
04:44You have invested the money well.
04:46By the way,
04:47he didn't bring a single rupee.
04:49So, whose investment is this?
04:50I didn't give him a single rupee for my investment.
04:53Really?
04:54Yes.
04:55This is what I do.
04:56So, this rice…
04:57I borrowed rice.
04:58Yes.
04:59Meat?
05:00I borrowed spices.
05:01I borrowed meat.
05:02You borrowed everything?
05:03I distributed it here
05:04and took some of it to the dairy.
05:06Okay.
05:07Will you give it to him?
05:08How can I give it to him?
05:09Okay, if you have started a new business,
05:11do you want to keep anything new or innovative?
05:13I have kept something new.
05:15What?
05:16I have made a coupon.
05:17Okay.
05:18It is written free.
05:20Okay, it is written free on the coupon.
05:21So?
05:22If you are giving five biryanis,
05:24it is written free in one box.
05:27Okay.
05:28You are putting a token in it.
05:29Yes.
05:30I got four rupees.
05:31One?
05:32I got one free.
05:33And you have kept an account of that profit.
05:35I have kept that account.
05:36Okay.
05:37So, people will buy in this greed.
05:38Yes.
05:39It is a free biryani.
05:40If a token comes out, it will be free.
05:41Wow.
05:42This is very good.
05:43Look, if a person takes five biryanis,
05:44it is confirmed that it will come out of one.
05:47But why will people do this
05:49that I go and eat Tufail's biryani?
05:51I have solved that problem.
05:53I am not a kid.
05:54Do you see this?
05:55I have made these cards.
05:56Tell me.
05:57Yes.
05:58My friend has come from America.
05:59Okay.
06:00My friend is very brave.
06:02He told me that there is a scheme in America.
06:05What is that?
06:06Among those things,
06:08for example,
06:10take a samosa.
06:11Okay.
06:12You break the samosa like this.
06:13Yes.
06:14A card comes out of it
06:15which says the condition of the fortune.
06:16Fortune cookie.
06:17Yes.
06:18It is called fortune cookie.
06:21The boy went to distribute the advertisement.
06:23Wow.
06:24He gave his number on the internet.
06:25Okay.
06:26Why have I kept this phone call?
06:27It is not my aunt's address.
06:29Okay.
06:30I will give you an advice.
06:31Whenever there is an order,
06:33ask the girl to pick up the call.
06:35This will increase the sales.
06:36Okay, sister.
06:37I have got publicity.
06:38Wow.
06:40Sister, these pamphlets are made in the morning.
06:42Really?
06:43I didn't buy them.
06:44Wow.
06:45At one place, he said,
06:46no, I don't want to buy pamphlets.
06:47I left it and came.
06:49What was his trick
06:50that you gave so many pamphlets to people?
06:52I did a trick.
06:53What trick?
06:54I had a boy with me.
06:55Okay.
06:56He used to come to me.
06:57Okay.
06:58I used to tell him to tear the pamphlets.
06:59He used to say, I don't want to tear it.
07:00I used to slap him.
07:01Oh.
07:02I used to slap him.
07:03He used to slap everyone.
07:06Why did you save the pamphlets?
07:08Sir, I thought
07:09that I should distribute it at home.
07:11Dad, should I give you the pamphlet?
07:13Why not?
07:15Dad, this is the matter.
07:16Mr. Arun.
07:17Should I give you the pamphlet?
07:18No.
07:19I don't want to do this.
07:20Uncle, listen.
07:21No.
07:22Take this.
07:23Very good.
07:24Give me the pamphlet too.
07:25You are not taking any responsibility.
07:28Give it to me.
07:29You are sitting idle.
07:30Pack the boxes quickly.
07:31Yes.
07:32I have an order of 250 boxes.
07:33Oh.
07:34Wow.
07:35Wow.
07:36Uncle,
07:37don't take more than one box.
07:39Out of five boxes,
07:40keep one box empty.
07:42Okay.
07:43Tufail,
07:44this is a matter of luck.
07:45It will be in every box.
07:47It will be in every box.
07:48I really got an order of 250 boxes.
07:50I got an order of only five boxes.
07:52But the business is not going well.
07:54I don't know if it will sell till evening.
07:56Oh.
07:57Wow.
07:58According to the business,
08:00it won't sell till evening.
08:04Brother,
08:05pack the boxes.
08:06I think we have to pack the biryani.
08:08Bring it.
08:10Here are the five boxes.
08:11Okay.
08:12Open the box.
08:13Yes.
08:14Okay.
08:15The first order is done.
08:16Pack.
08:17Brother,
08:18sing a song.
08:19Don't wait.
08:20Don't worry.
08:21I will be there in 15 minutes.
08:22I have to give the home delivery in 15 minutes.
08:23Okay.
08:24Serve it hot.
08:25Whoever wants to eat it.
08:26Brother,
08:27bring it on the way.
08:28I am fed up.
08:29Brother,
08:30I am feeling very tired.
08:31Brother,
08:32I am feeling very tired.
08:33Brother,
08:34it's going to be a tough start.
08:35His face is like a dead body.
08:37He is just like a motorcycle.
08:40Tie his tyres also.
08:41Brother,
08:42I am tired.
08:43I can't go inside.
08:44Tie his tyres also.
08:45Oh, God.
08:46Oh, God.
08:47I am getting late.
08:48I think I should take a ride.
08:50Hurry up, brother.
08:51Go out and take a ride.
08:52I am coming, sister-in-law.
08:53Take a spoon.
08:54Thank you, sister-in-law.
08:55Oh, God.
08:56Did you get the order?
08:58Yes.
08:59Do you want to ruin my house?
09:01No.
09:02Do you want to get me divorced?
09:03Oh, God.
09:04No.
09:05Do you want to ruin my marriage?
09:06Why?
09:07Then what is this?
09:15Tufail Buryani House?
09:18Hey, sister-in-law.
09:19What does it have to do with your house?
09:22My husband didn't even spit on this house.
09:24Now you will get angry.
09:25How did you do business without asking us?
09:27Look at him now.
09:28You are saying that you don't understand my parents.
09:31What did they do?
09:32Yes, Tufail Buryani.
09:34That was not my name.
09:36Give me Juhai Buryani.
09:37He is saying that he has many grandsons.
09:39Juhai, Juhai, Juhai.
09:40If he would have understood his grandsons,
09:41he would have sent Buryanis.
09:43Father, this house smells like garbage.
09:45Today it smells like Buryani.
09:46Oh, God.
09:47Garbage, sister-in-law.
09:48Sit down, son.
09:51I beg people to do business.
09:54Tell me.
09:55Sit down.
09:56Your husband doesn't know.
09:57He doesn't know anything.
09:58Where did you come from?
09:59Where did you come from?
10:00I came with my friends.
10:03I borrowed rice and spices.
10:06I borrowed all these things.
10:07Father.
10:08Yes.
10:09This stick is very beautiful.
10:11Keep it.
10:12Son, do you think that you will have an accident tomorrow?
10:16Call Juhai.
10:17Where are we from?
10:19For God's sake, Manohar.
10:20Look, I beg you.
10:21Don't call him.
10:22One minute.
10:25Hello, Uttapayal Buryani.
10:27Yes.
10:2925 boxes.
10:30Single or double?
10:31What?
10:32Okay, double.
10:34Yes.
10:35In 10-15 minutes,
10:36the child will come and give a delivery.
10:38I will be present at your service.
10:4125 boxes are going together.
10:42Juhai doesn't know.
10:45What does Juhai know?
10:47Why does Juhai know?
10:48You didn't say anything.
10:49I told you to call Juhai.
10:51You are sitting here like Zubeda.
10:54That time is not far
10:55when seven salads will go together.
10:57I have told you that
10:58your parents haven't taught you anything.
11:01Juhai Raja, he has done injustice to you.
11:03He has started such a big business
11:04and you didn't even tell him.
11:06Tomorrow, he will become a big restaurant.
11:08Juhai has gone again.
11:09That time is not far
11:11when seven salads and raita will go together.
11:15What are you saying?
11:16He will buy for us.
11:17He will buy something for us.
11:18Don't worry.
11:19The order for 25 boxes has come.
11:21Now the boy will come.
11:22He has gone with the order for 25 boxes.
11:26He has gone with the order for 25 boxes.
11:27Listen to me.
11:28This is just Rs. 20,000.
11:30Give me whatever amount you want.
11:31I don't want to take any deal.
11:32From now on,
11:33I am 80% in this business.
11:35Look at the money,
11:36look at the daughter's face
11:37or look at Juhai's face.
11:39Your daughter will die tomorrow.
11:41She will come to people's house
11:42and people will see her.
11:43I don't want to go anywhere.
11:45Then why don't you go to work yourself?
11:49I don't know where I will go now.
11:51I don't know where I will go.
11:56Now listen to me.
11:58You are my grandson.
12:00I will keep the money.
12:02We will do business together.
12:0410% is yours and 90% is mine.
12:07Okay, God bless you.
12:10What will you do with this money?
12:12You can say anything.
12:13What can I say?
12:14I don't have money.
12:15I don't have a business.
12:16I will do my work.
12:18Listen to me.
12:1910% is yours and 90% is mine.
12:24Greetings, brother.
12:25Greetings.
12:26How are you, brother?
12:27Mother, pack three more boxes.
12:28Give it to him
12:29and send him away.
12:30Don't run the business.
12:31Wait a minute.
12:32I am coming.
12:33We are talking about 70%.
12:34Put on the helmet.
12:35Put on the helmet.
12:36It took me a long time.
12:38I think I will have to eat
12:39and return the boxes.
12:44Greetings.
12:45Greetings.
12:46Is this Tufail Brainy?
12:47Yes.
12:48I hope I haven't come to the wrong place.
12:49No.
12:50You have reached the right place.
12:51It brings a lot of fragrance.
12:52Absolutely.
12:53Do you have a band phone?
12:55Hey, you.
12:56Yes, brother.
12:57Hurry up.
12:58Have a seat here.
12:59Come.
13:00Take this.
13:02He is going to stay here for three days.
13:04He is from the village.
13:05He doesn't know how to deal.
13:06He is an idiot.
13:07He will lose his mind.
13:09Let's go inside.
13:10Okay.
13:11Let's go.
13:12The boys will come now.
13:13They will eat Biryani.
13:14Okay.
13:15It is very late.
13:16Let's go inside.
13:17How are you cleaning the table?
13:19It is a pack of Biryani.
13:20Yes, it is.
13:21Don't give me an order.
13:22Don't give me an order.
13:23I am getting an order.
13:24Give him five.
13:25Not five.
13:26I have sent you the location.
13:28Okay.
13:29Now write it down.
13:30Okay.
13:31One from five boxes.
13:32Okay.
13:33One from three boxes.
13:34Okay.
13:35And now five.
13:36Three.
13:37Five is still there.
13:38One from three boxes.
13:39Okay.
13:40Six and five.
13:41Okay.
13:42Eleven.
13:43Eleven.
13:44And five.
13:45He is a trouble maker.
13:46Uncle Tufail.
13:47Yes.
13:48Are there 36 boxes or 36?
13:50Brother Tufail, his calculation will be right.
13:51Yes, he is right.
13:53It will be right.
13:54He is always counting.
13:56Uncle Tufail.
13:57Yes.
13:58I want to talk to you.
13:59Go ahead.
14:00Stay here for a minute.
14:01Give me the order.
14:02Hello.
14:03Tufail Biryani.
14:05Okay.
14:06Four boxes.
14:08Double.
14:09Single.
14:10Double.
14:11Okay.
14:12Send me the pin.
14:13Send me the location.
14:14I will order now.
14:16Four boxes.
14:17Four?
14:18God bless you.
14:19You are soul saving.
14:20Go and start your work from there.
14:22You don't have to do that.
14:23I will fire you from your job.
14:25Got it?
14:26We had met at home.
14:28So what?
14:30Who are you to complain to me?
14:31Complain?
14:33I invested in you.
14:34I am a businessman.
14:36No.
14:37You are complaining to me.
14:39I have other work.
14:40What work?
14:41I don't know what work.
14:42You are complaining to me.
14:43What are you doing here?
14:45You can't just sit here and do nothing.
14:47You have to do something.
14:49This is a business.
14:51This money is our investment.
14:53It's up to you now.
14:55Now get up from your seat and answer me.
14:57From America?
14:59Yes.
15:01If I need money at night,
15:03then there won't be anything in your bank.
15:05You have already given all of it.
15:09That's what I was telling you.
15:11Don't worry about the money.
15:13The thing is,
15:15my business is a bit weak.
15:17Everyone's attention is here.
15:19What business?
15:21Did you break your wife's stick?
15:23Uncle,
15:25don't you have any brains?
15:27Do something.
15:29Give me another bullet.
15:31Bring it.
15:33This is the third box.
15:35Here you go.
15:37There are clothes on the table.
15:39You are a shareholder.
15:43I had to go to the washroom.
15:45I'll be back soon.
15:47I'll be back soon.
15:49I'll be back in five minutes.
15:51I'll lose my job.
15:57Come here.
15:59I don't want to eat.
16:01Sit down.
16:03Give it to me.
16:07Do you need a rider?
16:09I have some experience.
16:11I have worked as a labourer.
16:13How much education do you have?
16:15I don't have any education.
16:17I don't know how to count from one to ten.
16:19I don't want to work as a rider.
16:21Keep me as a munchie.
16:23Don't talk like that.
16:25You have done so much publicity.
16:27Let uncle cook at home first.
16:29Give me another box.
16:31Didn't you like it?
16:33No.
16:35You have eaten so much biryani.
16:37Stop torturing yourself.
16:41Uncle, don't feel bad.
16:43You are a good worker.
16:45You are a good cook too.
16:49Eighth box.
16:51What is your experience?
16:53I heard you have some job opportunities.
16:55Yes.
16:57How much education do you have?
16:59I couldn't study much.
17:01But I have done MBA.
17:03MBA is your education?
17:05Yes.
17:07The boxes you are using,
17:09are they food grade?
17:11Uncle,
17:13I am not enjoying it.
17:15Not at all.
17:17Give me another box.
17:19I am not a workaholic.
17:21I will do this job too.
17:23How much is it?
17:25Believe me,
17:27I have done this job.
17:33Believe it or not,
17:35you will get a complaint.
17:37You are using polythene bags.
17:39Give me another box.
17:41Give me five more boxes.
17:43I am sending the location on your number.
17:45Give me another box.
17:47I will do this job too.
17:53Do you have a food delivery box?
17:55No.
17:57Believe it or not,
17:59you will get a complaint.
18:01You will starve to death.
18:03I will come tomorrow.
18:07He has come.
18:09Dad,
18:11don't worry.
18:13He is still the same.
18:15He is still the same.
18:17He is tired.
18:19He is still the same.
18:21Son,
18:23give me the money
18:25from the box.
18:27What money?
18:29This is the sale of the box.
18:33He is tired.
18:35Give me the money.
18:37No one has come to ask for money.
18:39Why?
18:41I have got five free boxes.
18:43What?
18:45You have got 25 boxes.
18:47Five boxes in one box?
18:49Yes.
18:51What have you done?
18:53You said that you have got five boxes.
18:55Your food is not good.
18:57You said that you have got five boxes.
18:59You said that you have got five boxes.
19:01You said that you have got five boxes.
19:03I thought that you have got five boxes.
19:05You should not talk to me openly.
19:07You should keep me in your heart.
19:09I am your wife.
19:15Give me the money.
19:21Give me the money.
19:23Pack two more boxes.
19:25What is this?
19:27This is free.
19:29Move aside.
19:31Your food is not good.
19:33Did I tell you?
19:35This is the first day of business.
19:37You have ruined everything.
19:39It is my fault.
19:41You should not talk to me openly.
19:43I have been living with you for 20 years.
19:45You should not talk to me openly.
19:47You should not talk to me openly.
19:49You should not talk to me openly.
19:51You should not talk to me openly.
19:55Let's take a short break.
19:57We will meet after the break.
20:25He is a poet.
20:27He is a poet.
20:33He is a poet.
20:35He is a poet.
20:45Welcome back, viewers.
20:47We have a poet with us.
20:49We have a poet with us.
20:51You?
20:53He is a poet.
20:55I thought something bad happened to him.
20:57I thought something bad happened to him.
21:05Hello.
21:09I belong to the city where
21:11many others are fans of Urdu.
21:13many others are fans of Urdu.
21:15Lahore.
21:17No.
21:19The city where I belong,
21:21Urdu rains from the clouds.
21:23Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
21:25You're still open, Jyoti bhai.
21:29Okay, because he has a connection with Urdu,
21:31and it's my most favorite language,
21:33so pay attention to a little bit of etiquette.
21:35Salutation. Salutation.
21:37Okay, so from Hyderabad?
21:38No, sir, I have a connection with that city.
21:41Okay, now the poet's connection has also come to light.
21:44And that connection...
21:45First, the connection...
21:46No, so he's from Lucknow?
21:48No, respected.
21:49I have a connection with that city
21:51where Urdu has been passed down
21:53for thousands of years.
21:55What?
21:56Look, sir, all of them are illiterate.
22:00They don't know.
22:02In my city, the Urdu word is on the top.
22:06By the way, guess which city it could be.
22:08Sir, it could be Lucknow.
22:10Lucknow, right?
22:11If you go to Lucknow, there's no poetry.
22:13Then you can write poetry.
22:15There's good Urdu in Himachal.
22:17Himachal?
22:17In Himachal.
22:18Sir, you're taking the names of the cities
22:22that have been in Urdu for 60-70 years.
22:26What?
22:27In our city, the Urdu connection
22:31is 400 years old.
22:33400 years?
22:34Tell us the name of the city.
22:36Don't put us in a dilemma.
22:37My city is Gujranwala.
22:39What?
22:40Gujranwala?
22:41Gujranwala?
22:42I've told you before.
22:43I've told them before.
22:46But, sir, Gujranwala wasn't there 400 years ago.
22:50But, Tarzo, why are you calling him sir?
22:54I'm lucky.
22:56You didn't have to take the trouble to confuse me.
23:00Now that you're here,
23:02you've brought us here.
23:04So, sir, please introduce us.
23:06Kewla, don't you take the bus from Gujranwala?
23:10From Adda?
23:11No, from Chikkad.
23:13If a poet is hungry,
23:15he can eat his Diwan and drink water.
23:17Mr. Poet,
23:19Gujranwala is not a city of wrestlers.
23:23Madam, you're right.
23:25He doesn't look like a TV patient to you.
23:29He looks like a wrestler to you.
23:31So, what will you tell us now?
23:33Sir, listen.
23:35Tell us something.
23:37For encouragement.
23:39Wow!
23:41Come on, tell us.
23:43Sir, tell us.
23:45What is this?
23:47We call poets with respect.
23:49Come on, tell us.
23:51We don't say it like that.
23:53We say, give us.
23:55Sir, madam, give us.
23:57This is my first poem.
24:01It's a special poem of my life.
24:03When a man goes to the airport,
24:05he gives him a ride.
24:07Why?
24:09When a man goes for a walk,
24:11he gives him a ride.
24:13Why?
24:15Sir, he's saying nonsense.
24:17It's 30-30.
24:19Poets should drink water
24:21before they become poets.
24:23Sir, please tell us.
24:25Please tell us.
24:27Mr. Salim, this is your poem,
24:29Nazar.
24:31If two poets sit behind a poet,
24:33they stay.
24:35They don't show up.
24:41Can I make a request?
24:43You're a poet.
24:45You're the son of a great writer.
24:47You're sitting with your legs crossed.
24:49I feel like that.
24:53Oh!
24:55Very good.
24:57Wow!
24:59Sir, if you want,
25:01you can put it down.
25:03I can't breathe.
25:05Mr. Poet,
25:07please recite a heart-warming poem.
25:09What do you mean?
25:11Anything.
25:13Anything.
25:15Even this?
25:17Poets should
25:19sit with their legs crossed.
25:23Please recite it.
25:25Sir,
25:27Hangama-e-Dar-Astham.
25:29Hangama-e-Dar-Astham.
25:31If a poet sits with his legs crossed,
25:33he has to sit with his legs crossed.
25:35People will say,
25:37you're a poet.
25:39If a poet sits with his legs crossed,
25:41he has to sit with his legs crossed.
25:43If a poet sits with his legs crossed,
25:45he has to sit with his legs crossed.
25:51Please recite it.
25:53Hangama-e-Dar-Astham.
25:55Astham.
25:57Hangama-e-Dar-Astham
25:59Filfore Zar Salim.
26:01Wow.
26:03Filfore Zar Salim.
26:05Filfore.
26:07Kaam-e-Dar-Astham
26:09Filfore Zar Salim.
26:11Khareedam
26:13Dukaana-e-Barbaad-e-Invastam
26:15Kadhi.
26:17Wow.
26:19From the poem,
26:21it seems that Kibla has been
26:23paid by the farmers.
26:25The next poem is by Agha Majid.
26:27Wow.
26:29Mahsoos Kar Sarbuland Pahadon.
26:31Mahsoos Kar Sarbuland Pahadon.
26:33Pahadon.
26:35Pahadon ki.
26:37Mahsoos Kar Sarbuland Pahadon ki.
26:39Mahsoos Kar Sarbuland Pahadon ki
26:41Fizaon mein
26:43Haath Ghumakar.
26:45Wow.
26:47He's making Agha sir dance.
26:49Are you seeing the height?
26:51Yes, I'm seeing the height.
26:53Mahsoos Kar Sarbuland Pahadon ki
26:55Fizaon mein Haath Ghumakar.
26:57Fizaon mein Haath Ghumakar.
26:59Biyabaan Zameen.
27:01Wow.
27:03Biyabaan Zameen
27:05Ujra Chaman Barbaad-e-Gulistan.
27:07Wow.
27:09Barbaad-e-Gulistan.
27:11Very good.
27:13I understood the meaning of the poem.
27:15It means that
27:17the mountains have been destroyed.
27:19Pahad bhi.
27:21The next poem is by
27:23Goga Bhai and Azeem.
27:25Wow.
27:27Hayate Tishnagi
27:29mein badasht nahi.
27:31Wow.
27:33Hayate Tishnagi
27:35main
27:37badasht nahi
27:39Mushke naa gawaar.
27:41Wow.
27:43Very nice.
27:45Mushke naa gawaar.
27:47Mushke naa gawaar.
27:49Hayate Tishnagi
27:51mein badasht nahi
27:53Wherever the earth is,
27:56wherever the earth is,
27:58take a bath, oh Gogao Vicky Azim.
28:02Oh Gogao Vicky Azim.
28:05Sir, a couplet for Abid Charlie.
28:08It's a gift.
28:09Okay, Abid Charlie has a couplet for you too.
28:11Wow.
28:12Wow, that's great. Give it to him.
28:13It goes like this.
28:15I don't understand what you're saying.
28:18What?
28:19It goes like this for Abid Charlie.
28:21I don't understand what you're saying.
28:23What is this?
28:28Please recite a couplet for Abid Charlie.
28:32What is this?
28:33Recite it.
28:34Yes, go ahead.
28:42I don't understand what you're saying.
28:44Sarim, I'll recite it for you.
28:47I'll recite a couplet for Abid Charlie.
28:53I don't understand your example, in which I am a part of.
29:07I belong to that city, where people are such that...
29:12Sorry, sorry.
29:13Where there are Urdu lovers everywhere.
29:16Okay.
29:18Sir, I belong to that city, where people are such that...
29:32Welcome back, viewers.
29:33Yes, what should we do now?
29:35Mr. Haroon, it's time to go to the audience.
29:37So let's go to the audience.
29:38Yes.
29:39Greetings.
29:41Greetings.
29:42I watch your show with great interest.
29:45A beautiful snake has beautiful eyes.
29:48Get up.
29:49A beautiful snake has beautiful eyes.
29:51Okay, one second, one second.
29:52Did you bring a snake for Saleem?
29:54He will see.
29:55You didn't bring it.
29:56Beautiful eyes.
29:57I am a snake.
29:58Ask me.
30:00Absolutely, Anaconda is right.
30:03Yes, brother.
30:04A beautiful snake has beautiful eyes.
30:06Keep your eyes on poison.
30:08Don't go on a beautiful body.
30:10Wow, wow, wow.
30:11Ten rupees, ten rupees.
30:16By the way, Mr. Agha and Mr. Saleem must be missing me there.
30:20Who?
30:21They are missing you a lot.
30:22A lot.
30:23We have applied.
30:24Both have applied for a visa there.
30:26Who is next in your team?
30:28Greetings.
30:29Greetings.
30:30Sir, my name is Hassan Majok.
30:31And I will sing a song on Raat Fateh Khan.
30:34Wow, wow, wow.
30:36Very good.
30:37Mr. Majok.
30:39Yes, sir.
30:40Please sing.
30:41Raat Fateh Khan
31:11Raat Fateh Khan
31:41Raat Fateh Khan
32:04Wow.
32:11Raat Fateh Khan
32:13Raat Fateh Khan
32:22Wow.
32:23Raat Fateh Khan
32:31Wow.
32:37Next, next.
32:38Hello, sir.
32:42Wow.
32:43Welcome to Lahore and welcome to Oshariya.
32:46I am a fan of Mr. Saleem Alwaila and Mr. Agha Majid.
32:49Wow, wow.
32:50But I want to sing a few lines of Mr. Haroon Rafiq.
32:53Wow, wow.
32:54Wow.
32:55He is doing the same.
32:56Why are you humiliating us?
32:59If he had come on our show, he would have done the same.
33:02Sir, do you speak in Sri Lankan?
33:03Yes, sir.
33:04Please sing.
33:05Yes, sir.
33:06He will speak in a different language.
33:15Yes, yes.
33:20Wow, wow.
33:25Wow.
33:31Wow, wow.
33:33Wow, wow.
33:34Wow, wow.
33:35Wow, wow.
33:36Wow.
33:37Wow.
33:38And the way you have recited it, it is very good.
33:41The thing is that the style is very good.
33:43The style is very good.
33:44Wow, wow.
33:46Wow.
33:47It is very cold.
33:48It is very cold.
33:49I am not able to speak.
33:50Who made this?
33:51Where did you get it?
33:53Mr. Agha, can you please tell us in Urdu about this?
33:55Tila tila, theena paya.
33:58To join someone.
33:59He says that when someone wants to join someone,
34:03then a person should be like a tinke tinke.
34:05Like a needle.
34:07You have to collect these things.
34:10What is the meaning of translation?
34:14Sonam, look at your eyes.
34:17But Mr. Haroon, I don't understand what he is saying.
34:23Because you didn't understand your language.
34:25I told you to speak.
34:27You are talking in a different language.
34:33Gokhae's uncle got hanged.
34:35He says, let me make it slow-mo.
34:44Gokhae used to sleep with his shirt on his chest.
34:47Okay.
34:48His neighbours say, congratulations uncle,
34:50you have got a solar panel.
34:52One person says,
34:53oh no, it didn't work before.
34:57The car's electricity doesn't work.
34:58Why?
34:59Only electric stove.
35:02It's a good moment.
35:03You didn't sit respectfully.
35:09Mr. Agar, you have so many places.
35:11Why don't you install a solar panel here?
35:13Do you know what?
35:14Believe me, no one has told me this before.
35:18I will try after today.
35:20What are you saying?
35:22He is a senior.
35:23Why don't you install a solar panel here?
35:24Hello, brother.
35:25I would have finished the conversation.
35:27Don't interrupt me.
35:29He is a senior.
35:32You tell me.
35:33When we go out in the sun,
35:34we don't feel so hot that we cover our hair.
35:37Mr. Agar must be feeling hot.
35:39Why do you call him senior?
35:41What are you saying?
35:44He hasn't done anything.
35:45He hasn't done anything.
35:47Mr. Agar, he is our colleague.
35:49Yes.
35:50He used to say,
35:51get four plates and bring them to the circus.
35:56I am coming to you.
35:57Come on, get it.
35:58I am going to Pune.
35:59Do you think I am a monkey?
36:03Sir.
36:04Yes, sir.
36:05Greetings, sir.
36:06Greetings.
36:07My name is Shatik Ahmed.
36:08From Sargodha, near by Takht Hazara.
36:10I wanted to play a song.
36:12You want to sing and play it?
36:13Yes, absolutely.
36:14Give it to me, sir.
36:15Ever since I met you,
36:18Ever since I felt you,
36:21Ever since I met you,
36:24Ever since I felt you,
36:27Ever since I felt you,
36:29Wow.
36:31Sir, how do you stop a song without coughing?
36:33Let it be.
36:34Whatever you are listening,
36:35hold it,
36:36make it smaller or bigger,
36:38wherever you want to breathe,
36:39make it full.
36:40Wow, wow, wow.
36:41As you like.
36:42Wow, wow, wow.
36:43You understand singing.
36:45Yes.
36:46Then you sing this song and play it.
36:47You are in my soul,
36:48You are in my heart,
36:50You and I are in my eyes,
36:54There is no one else,
36:57As beautiful as you,
37:00In the spring of flowers,
37:03We have to meet,
37:06In the stars of destiny,
37:09In the colors of the sky,
37:15In the colors of the sky,
37:16In the colors of happiness,
37:17You are different from everyone,
37:20Ever since I met you,
37:23Ever since I felt you,
37:26Ever since I met you,
37:28Ever since I felt you,
37:31My heart has become yours.
37:35Wow, wow, wow.
37:39By the way, Mr. Haroon,
37:40I want to tell you that
37:41you have given me a platform to perform on this show.
37:44Did you see his breath?
37:46He was out of breath.
37:47Next Antara brother.
37:54Ladies and gentlemen,
37:55there is a small break.
37:56We will meet after the break.
37:57I can't be a part of Hoshi Aariya.
37:59Yes.
38:04Listen to me,
38:05I insist on this.
38:07Mr. Agha has told me today
38:09that you will not sit there,
38:10Malaika will sit there.
38:11I insist on this.
38:12You have been lifted from there.
38:14I have been thrown out of there.
38:16Mr. Agha, what have you done?
38:19Hoshi Aariya, Hoshi Aariya.
38:24Hoshi Aariya, Hoshi Aariya.
38:27Welcome back, viewers.
38:28Now we will play a buzzer game with our audience
38:32and will give them a wonderful gift.
38:36Wow.
38:38One minute, one minute.
38:39I can't play this game.
38:40I can't be a part of Hoshi Aariya.
38:42Yes.
38:46Listen to me,
38:47I insist on this.
38:49Mr. Agha has told me today
38:51that you will not sit there,
38:52Malaika will sit there.
38:53I insist on this.
38:55You have been lifted from there.
38:56I have been thrown out of there.
38:58Mr. Agha, what have you done?
39:03Sir, I apologize to her.
39:08Now you don't have to do anything
39:09when I am there.
39:11In fact, you will tell me.
39:12You didn't have to do anything.
39:14You are in trouble now.
39:18Okay, who will play the game
39:20from our talent today?
39:23First of all, I will request
39:25the deceased to come.
39:27Yes.
39:33Azim Vicky, please come.
39:36Wow.
39:38Arzu Fatima.
39:44First of all, I will request
39:46Arzu Fatima
39:47to choose
39:48whom she wants to play with.
39:50Raise your hands.
39:51Who wants to play?
39:52Who wants to play with Arzu?
39:54I want to play with the one
39:55who is wearing yellow clothes.
39:57Wow.
40:04Greetings.
40:05Greetings.
40:06What is your name?
40:07Ayesha.
40:08Ayesha, are you ready
40:09to play this game?
40:10Yes.
40:11Will you answer the tricky questions?
40:12Yes.
40:13Are you intelligent?
40:14Yes.
40:15Have you always been
40:16intelligent in school?
40:17Yes.
40:18Very good.
40:19Then you are very lucky
40:20that you have someone
40:21educated with you.
40:23I would like to ask
40:24Azim Vicky
40:25Yes.
40:26If anyone wants to play
40:27with you, please ask.
40:28It is difficult.
40:31Okay, who wants to be
40:32Azim Vicky's partner?
40:34You will come.
40:35Wow.
40:37Very good.
40:38Very good.
40:40Greetings.
40:41Greetings.
40:42What is your name, sir?
40:43Shehzad Moti.
40:44Shehzad Moti.
40:45Yes, Moti.
40:46By the way, you are shining
40:47like a pearl today.
40:48And why did you name
40:49yourself Moti?
40:50And who named you Moti?
40:51The day we got the
40:52basket, we thought
40:53that we will get
40:54Moti along with us.
40:56Okay, what was the
40:57reason for this journey
40:58to Moti?
40:59My parents named me Moti.
41:00Your parents also
41:01named you Moti.
41:02Then?
41:03Then they filed an FIR.
41:05Okay, you choose.
41:06Who will come
41:07to play with the deceased?
41:09There is no one
41:10ready with me.
41:11Then let's go.
41:12Who else wants to play?
41:13Sir will come.
41:14Sir, please come.
41:15Please come.
41:20Okay, before you
41:21start this show,
41:22start this game,
41:23I would like to tell you
41:24that the contestant
41:25who is standing with me
41:26right now,
41:27whose name is Ayesha,
41:28she knows everything,
41:29Mr. Haroon Rafiq.
41:30And she is the
41:31only woman who
41:32will make me win
41:33this game today.
41:36Greetings.
41:37Greetings, sir.
41:38Sir, what is your name?
41:39Sir, my name is Shazib Jameel.
41:40Okay, what do you do, sir?
41:41Sir, I work in
41:42a pharmaceutical company
41:43as well as a sales manager.
41:44Okay, okay.
41:45And you are a smart man.
41:46Will you be able to answer
41:47the questions?
41:48Inshallah, sir.
41:49Inshallah.
41:50Okay, then let's start the game.
41:51Let's start.
41:52Let's start with an easy question.
41:53What is the thing
41:54that you can only
41:55eat in water?
41:57First the deceased,
41:58then Arzoo,
41:59and then you.
42:00Yes.
42:01Medicine.
42:02Oh God,
42:03have some fear.
42:04Why don't you
42:05take a bath?
42:06Help him.
42:07I will give him
42:08some flour.
42:10In water..
42:11What is the thing
42:12that you can only
42:13eat in water?
42:14Sir, did we
42:15have water as well?
42:16Ghota.
42:17Ghota.
42:20You smart people
42:21have launched
42:22a plan against me
42:23that you make me
42:24lose in every show
42:25and I can
42:26say this with
42:27pride that
42:28Ayesha doesn't know anything.
42:30Okay, if you
42:31complete it,
42:32then you can
42:33starve me.
42:38What is the word
42:41which
42:42despite being
42:43written correctly
42:45is pronounced wrong?
42:47Wrong.
42:52Next question.
42:53What is the thing
42:56that can only
42:57be seen through
42:58that thing?
42:59You played it first.
43:01Yes.
43:02Okay, I played it.
43:03Okay.
43:04It was very good.
43:05Tell me one thing.
43:06The reason I am
43:07talking nonsense
43:08is so that
43:09we can think.
43:11So,
43:12I was saying
43:13that I will
43:14congratulate you.
43:15Are you thinking?
43:16Your time is over.
43:17You start.
43:18Eyes.
43:19Eyes.
43:23Okay,
43:24he is delaying
43:25in telling
43:26and Azeem
43:27is delaying
43:28in playing.
43:29Sir, actually
43:30you will
43:31lose to me
43:32in a year.
43:34Mr. Udaay,
43:35you also answer
43:36the question.
43:39Okay,
43:40this is
43:41a very easy question.
43:42Oh, wow.
43:43What is the thing
43:45that is not wet
43:46even if it is
43:47lying on water?
43:49Pearl.
43:51No.
43:52Yes.
43:53Fish.
43:54No.
43:55Fish is wet.
43:56You have never
43:57touched a fish.
43:59I will tell.
44:00Yes.
44:01Mirror.
44:02Mirror.
44:03Very good.
44:05Okay,
44:06tell me
44:07should I ask
44:08an easy question
44:09or a difficult one?
44:10Extra difficult.
44:11Oh, extra.
44:12Okay.
44:13Oh, genius.
44:14What is the thing
44:16that is less
44:18the more it is?
44:20Did I answer first?
44:22See,
44:23the question is very beautiful.
44:24What is that thing
44:25that is less
44:26the more it is?
44:28Why am I saying this?
44:29You must have understood.
44:30I am saying this.
44:34You have answered
44:35the second question.
44:36Darkness, sir.
44:37Darkness.
44:38Wow.
44:40What is it, sir?
44:41Our pearl is here.
44:43Why is Vicky
44:44giving the answer?
44:45Shadow,
44:46darkness,
44:47death,
44:48everything.
44:50What is that thing
44:51that is with you
44:52all the time
44:54but you leave it
44:55everywhere?
44:56You said it first.
44:58Think.
45:00Yes.
45:01Memory.
45:02Memory.
45:03I will tell.
45:04This is a medicine guy
45:05with me.
45:06DNA.
45:07Exactly.
45:08Wherever you go,
45:09you leave your DNA.
45:10Yes.
45:12The answer is correct.
45:14Wow.
45:17Your DNA
45:18is always with you
45:19but wherever you go,
45:20you leave it.
45:22The answer was not given
45:23by Moti and Shazib.
45:24At least you tried.
45:25Very good.
45:26You gave the answer
45:27and I have always said
45:29that women's IQ level
45:31is more than men.
45:33I forgive you.
45:37No, you played very well.
45:38Very good.
45:39Please keep it.
45:40You can come to me.
45:41Sir.
45:43Please bring the gift.
45:44A gift from Shazib.
45:45Wow.
45:46Sir, this is for you.
45:47Thank you very much, sir.
45:48Very good.
45:51Viewers, this was today's show.
45:52We will meet you
45:53in the next show.
45:54Take good care of yourself.
45:55Allah Hafiz.