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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 26th April 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafeeq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:06Friends, we often use the word friend circle.
00:09We have some friends who are our core circle.
00:13We call them our friend circle.
00:15Many times, it is not a friend circle.
00:18It is a friend circus.
00:20And many times, it is even more dangerous.
00:24It is a friend's jail.
00:26If you look around you and you are only aware of your friends,
00:30you are happy as long as you are with them.
00:34When you leave them and come home, you don't feel good.
00:38Then it is a friend's circus.
00:40If you forget them, then it is a friend's circus.
00:43And if your friends inspire you,
00:47you come home and think that they are better than me,
00:50they are ahead of me in education and wisdom,
00:54then it is a good friend's circle.
00:57And if you feel that you are the best among them,
01:00you are the wisest among them,
01:03you are the most educated among them,
01:05then it is a friend's jail.
01:07You are imprisoned in it.
01:08You cannot move forward until you make your friendship like this,
01:14until you make your friend's circle like this,
01:17which inspires you, which impresses you.
01:22When you come home, you think that I have to raise my bar,
01:26because I have to go and sit with them again tomorrow.
01:29Then it is your friend's circle.
01:31Otherwise, you are in a friend's jail
01:33and they will never let you succeed in life.
01:37Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40Today, let's take you to Dubai with some of our friends
01:43and see what they are doing.
01:44Oh!
01:46Mom, I am dead.
01:49Oh!
01:51He is sick.
01:52Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Someone give me two, three, four, five, six blankets.
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:03What happened?
02:04Oh!
02:04Oh, God! What is this?
02:06Oh!
02:06Oh, God!
02:07Oh!
02:08What is this?
02:09Nothing. He has fever.
02:11Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:13He is sick.
02:14You sleep here. I am fine.
02:17Give him some medicine.
02:19Give him some medicine.
02:20I have written my name on it.
02:22Give him two painkillers.
02:25Yes.
02:25And get him tested.
02:27Check if he has any infection.
02:28Infection?
02:29Do I have to do all this?
02:30Yes.
02:31I don't even have water in Dubai.
02:34The situation is very bad.
02:36How did you manage in those days?
02:38No, no.
02:38I had a cold.
02:39But I survived.
02:43Mr. Arun, about Dubai,
02:45if someone gives you food for a while,
02:48he is your best friend.
02:50Zeeshan knows this.
02:51He says the same.
02:52What?
02:53If someone gives you food for a while,
02:55God gives him so much reward.
02:57I met a man.
02:59Yes.
02:59He said, Irza told me that
03:01the one who gives food for a while,
03:02he gets a lot of reward.
03:03Yes.
03:04I said, did you give food for a while?
03:05He said, I gave food for a while.
03:07He started asking for food for a second time.
03:09He doesn't eat for a while.
03:10He does Tabligh for a second time.
03:12Zeeshan does it.
03:15Sir, one day she was telling me
03:16that I have made very good friends in Dubai.
03:19You come here to show off to rich people.
03:22You come here to show off to poor people.
03:25I don't know what emotions poor people have.
03:27Don't cry.
03:29I think she has lost her heart.
03:31She is announcing today
03:33that she will do a free show for you.
03:35No, why?
03:36She is from our village.
03:37She won't do it.
03:38We are not mad
03:39that we have to listen to a foreigner like Zeeshan.
03:45Listen to me.
03:46First of all, give him a head massage
03:49so that he doesn't get a fever.
03:51No, no.
03:51He just has a fever.
03:54Listen to me.
03:55Yes, yes.
03:57He is so sick right now
03:59that he needs immediate treatment.
04:01Yes, yes.
04:02Tell me, when did you come to Dubai?
04:04Tara, I swear on your mother,
04:07listen to my entire story.
04:10Brother, tell me the story.
04:12Listen to me.
04:13There was a doctor.
04:14He came to our flat.
04:16He found out that he is a doctor from Pakistan.
04:18Go and call him.
04:20I have already called the doctor.
04:22He has good hair.
04:24Don't sell him because of his hair.
04:27I used to sleep late at night.
04:30If someone is sick,
04:32he would say,
04:33give me time.
04:34When will I get sick?
04:36Are you out of your mind?
04:38Time?
04:39Let's get sick tomorrow morning.
04:41No, no.
04:41I will come to work at 5 o'clock.
04:44What disease does he have?
04:46Let him talk.
04:47Are you out of your mind?
04:50There was a doctor in the 8th floor.
04:54In the 8th floor?
04:54Yes.
04:55And the entire building was on the 7th floor.
04:58Go and call him.
04:59I will call him today.
05:00What?
05:01What do you want to say?
05:06I will call him.
05:07Hey,
05:08did you have any fruit?
05:10Fruit?
05:10I had it on the third day.
05:12What?
05:15Hey,
05:16God bless you.
05:18Did you have any fruit?
05:18God bless you.
05:19Give me some.
05:21You are eating in my name.
05:23I have heard that in Dubai,
05:25everyone takes good care of each other.
05:26Everyone takes good care of each other.
05:27This is a matter of love.
05:29Yes.
05:29Thank God, I didn't send the boy.
05:31Yes, of course.
05:31The doctor has gone to get him.
05:32I am worried about him.
05:34No one has such a thing
05:35that they take good care of each other.
05:38But you don't look worried at all.
05:40Me?
05:41No.
05:42No.
05:43Oh, brother.
05:46Oh, my brother-in-law.
05:48Yes, yes.
05:48Where did you go?
05:49Don't do this, my brother-in-law.
05:51I am telling you.
05:53Hey,
05:54you do this too.
05:57He has troubled you.
05:58You started troubling me.
06:01He is not worried at all.
06:02He is worried.
06:04His head is aching.
06:05That's why.
06:07He is not worried at all.
06:09You don't know that he is worried
06:10just by putting a bandage.
06:12My head is aching.
06:14The doctor is coming.
06:16Yes.
06:17Come, doctor.
06:18The doctor is coming.
06:20He is sick.
06:22Who is sick?
06:24You should diet.
06:25You are overweight.
06:26You are not well.
06:28He is not sick.
06:29He is sick.
06:29No, no.
06:30Start from there.
06:31Check from there.
06:33As soon as you come,
06:35someone in your room has got oxygen.
06:38Tell me who is sick.
06:39I will go and treat him.
06:40I am sick, doctor.
06:41He is sick.
06:42He has fever.
06:43He has fever.
06:44Check his heartbeat.
06:48Does anyone have a watch?
06:49Yes, sir.
06:51He is sick.
06:52How will he treat me?
06:54Listen to me.
06:55You have to eat our lunch tomorrow afternoon.
06:58Yes.
06:58That's why you have to check.
07:01It is my duty.
07:03Doctor, he is sick.
07:06You check him.
07:07You tell him.
07:08He is sick.
07:09What is your name?
07:10Doctor.
07:11What is your name?
07:12My name is Jaggu.
07:13Jaggu.
07:14Jaggu, you can get up.
07:15You are absolutely fine.
07:16Jaggu.
07:16Jaggu.
07:17Do you want to live like a sick person
07:19or do you want to enjoy your life?
07:21He has got an actor's visa.
07:24Jaggu, this disease is nothing.
07:26A person has so much will power
07:28that he can defeat any disease.
07:30Medicines are just an economy.
07:33Only rich people have made a means to earn money.
07:36Jaggu, get up.
07:37I think you don't have a watch or a stethoscope.
07:41You only have a talker.
07:44Doctor, thank you.
07:46He is our dear brother.
07:47He has been with us for a long time.
07:49Actually, here
07:51you are each other's brother,
07:52each other's sister,
07:53each other's parents.
07:55You are the children.
07:56That's right.
07:56We love each other more than our own siblings.
08:00Doctor, thank you.
08:01Just pick him up once.
08:03Let's go to his house.
08:04Yes.
08:04I will do it now.
08:08Jaggu.
08:09Jaggu, get up.
08:12Jaggu, there is a sick mother at home.
08:14I think she is a good mother.
08:17There is a sick father at home.
08:18He is running after me.
08:21Jaggu, she is young and she is ready to get married.
08:24I will send you money.
08:26If you come, I will break your bones.
08:29Jaggu, the entire village is looking at you.
08:33The way uncle sold his jewelry
08:36he sold it to you.
08:37No one sold it.
08:38I sold my blood.
08:41Jaggu, you will have to get up.
08:44You will have to avenge your grandfather's murder.
08:47My grandfather didn't kill me.
08:49It was because of cancer.
08:51Smoking is not allowed.
08:54Jaggu, how will your uncle come out of jail
08:58if you don't give him the money?
08:59Uncle is not in jail.
09:02Get up, Jaggu.
09:03You will have to get up.
09:05He will have to sing a song.
09:08Are you not sick?
09:11No.
09:12Are you not a sick father?
09:13No.
09:15Are you not ready to get married?
09:16I am ready to get married.
09:18Then get married. You are done.
09:22The doctor has given the answer.
09:26Doctor, tell me before you die
09:29if you want to give me milk or water.
09:32I am a little overweight.
09:34Say a few more lines.
09:36I have a final treatment
09:38that I have been doing since school.
09:40I will do that.
09:41Do it.
09:42Drink juice in a box.
09:44The one who doesn't get up is unlucky.
09:45Yes.
09:48Everyone is standing there.
09:55Open it as much as you want.
09:56Everyone has understood.
09:58But he is unlucky.
10:01Doctor, thank you very much.
10:03No problem.
10:04This is what I do.
10:05Doctor, your fees.
10:07100 dirhams.
10:09Doctor, 100 dirhams?
10:12Your mother is sick at home.
10:14Your father is unemployed.
10:16You are young and you want to get married.
10:18And 100 dirhams from the doctor?
10:20Uncle is in jail.
10:22If you are a doctor, why did you pay me?
10:24Why did you pay me?
10:30What happened?
10:31I don't want to stay in Dubai.
10:33Why?
10:34No.
10:35I know what luck is.
10:36How will you go to Pakistan from Bhutan?
10:39Are you running to Pakistan?
10:41No, I will take all my stuff
10:43from Saad-O-Samaan.
10:45You are very lucky.
10:48Why are you going?
10:49Yes.
10:53I haven't gone to Pakistan even once.
10:57My wife was there.
10:59My clothes.
11:01My clothes.
11:01Why are you going?
11:03I don't want to stay here.
11:04I will work here for the rest of my life.
11:09I will do it for money.
11:11Money.
11:11Call your family here.
11:13What?
11:13Call your family here.
11:14Your wife?
11:15Yes, mine.
11:16You will die here.
11:18I don't want to die here.
11:19You can go.
11:21Get up.
11:21My clothes are here.
11:22Are they here?
11:24Yes.
11:25Anna.
11:26Is this a place to keep your clothes?
11:28He is pressing his clothes.
11:30Yes.
11:32How long have you been living in Dubai?
11:34It's been 30 years.
11:3730 years.
11:38You have spent 30 years in 3-4 pairs.
11:42You are not married.
11:44I earned so much money.
11:45I couldn't even buy a cupboard.
11:47I have a sister.
11:49I have a nice house in the village.
11:51Okay.
11:51I support my relatives.
11:54You didn't get married?
11:56What could I do?
11:57I told them I will get married later.
11:58But they didn't let me.
11:59Oh.
12:01Those who loved me got married.
12:03But they called me uncle first.
12:07Who was she?
12:08Film star Reema.
12:09Reema.
12:10She waited for you.
12:14Mr. Noor, when did you come here?
12:17Look at his stupidity.
12:19He spent all his money on his wedding.
12:26Congratulations.
12:28Congratulations, my brother.
12:30What happened?
12:31You said you wanted a part-time job.
12:33Yes.
12:34Look at this.
12:35You have got a job in the company.
12:36Look at the letter.
12:37Me?
12:38I was cursed with this letter.
12:40I don't want this letter.
12:43I don't want this job.
12:44That's it.
12:45I found a job for you in such a difficult situation.
12:47You are talking about part-time.
12:49I don't want to go to my full-time job.
12:51At least resign.
12:53Leave it.
12:54I won't.
12:55I don't want to leave the company.
12:58Really?
12:59Yes.
13:00I will go home.
13:01Why are you worried?
13:02Tell me what happened.
13:03I am sick here.
13:04I thought I will die here.
13:06I am worried.
13:08I thought I will die here.
13:10Life and death are the same everywhere.
13:12You will die.
13:13I will die.
13:14But don't stop me.
13:15I will go to Pakistan.
13:16I will go to my children.
13:18You are not married yet.
13:19I will get married.
13:20I will download it from YouTube.
13:25I will get married.
13:26Here is my shoe.
13:27It's mine.
13:28Is it yours?
13:29Yes.
13:30Where is mine?
13:31Give me this shoe.
13:33I haven't seen it for a long time.
13:36Here is my old one.
13:38You seem to be a smart guy.
13:40Tell me.
13:41What should I show this company?
13:44He has a lot of courage.
13:46You have to show him.
13:50You are the boss.
13:51You explain to him.
13:52I have promised a very talented person.
13:55Look at his dressing.
13:59Who wears trousers with this shirt?
14:03He is a very smart person.
14:05He has a lot of money in his bag.
14:08He has got a job letter.
14:10Are you mad?
14:11I have never had money in my bag.
14:14You tell me.
14:15He is wearing a black suit.
14:18He is very smart.
14:21He has to get a letter.
14:33He has got a letter.
14:41Yes, mother.
14:42I wanted to give you a good news.
14:44Jaggu.
14:45Yes, mother.
14:46We have fixed your son's marriage.
14:50Don't say anything.
14:51I want to give him a surprise.
14:53Okay, mother.
14:54That's a good news.
14:55We are getting ready for the wedding.
14:58Tell me about your son.
15:01Yes.
15:03We are getting ready for the wedding.
15:05Thank you, brother.
15:07Brother.
15:08He will be three months old.
15:10Then he will become handsome.
15:12It will be six months.
15:13He will be three months old.
15:17Brother, listen to me.
15:18Yes.
15:19I have to take Shreeka to the jeep.
15:23You talk to brother.
15:26Yes, Dilawar.
15:28How are you, brother?
15:30I am fine.
15:31You don't look good at all.
15:34Brother, I have got a designer from Karachi.
15:38You don't look good at all.
15:42I have got it from Hasalpur.
15:45Do you eat in the city?
15:47Brother.
15:48Yes.
15:49We have to cook a lot of food.
15:51Then you have to give the food to the eater.
15:54Let me talk to him.
15:56Brother, listen to me.
15:57I have thought of giving my daughter and my daughter-in-law a new phone.
16:04You can give it.
16:05Why not?
16:06Mr. Arun.
16:07Look, they are enjoying with my money.
16:10It's okay.
16:11You are sending it.
16:12Brother, don't talk like this.
16:13Brother, listen to me.
16:14I have booked 10,00,000 rupees worth of notes.
16:18Your father has taken 10,00,000 rupees worth of notes.
16:21Yes, tell me.
16:23Brother, you look younger than me.
16:26I have got fresh clothes for you.
16:29You know, it's my son's wedding.
16:31So, I have to get ready.
16:33My son.
16:34Yes, brother.
16:35You know, I have got married in Shreeka.
16:37I have joined hands with these people.
16:40So, I shouldn't get into trouble.
16:42Brother, have you ever got into trouble before?
16:45You have to send the money openly.
16:47So that when I tell people that my grandson is 12 years old.
16:52They will laugh at me.
16:54And the money that I had sent earlier.
16:56I have kept it with me.
16:58You know, I have bought a house too.
17:00You keep it with you.
17:01But you keep it at a distance.
17:05Brother, listen.
17:06You have a habit of arguing at home.
17:07You had a habit of arguing in Pakistan too.
17:09Now I need Rs. 20,00,000.
17:13What is this?
17:14Are you playing gambling?
17:16Listen to me.
17:17Don't irritate me.
17:18Brother, we don't have a job worth Rs. 2 crores.
17:21We don't have a job.
17:23Mother, you don't have a nose.
17:25Then you don't have a son either.
17:27No, son.
17:28By the way, if you were here, we would be very happy.
17:32What?
17:33You have forgotten us after going abroad.
17:35Mother, I am coming.
17:36No, son.
17:37No, it's okay.
17:38All your relatives are here.
17:40It's okay.
17:41You take good care of my grandson.
17:44We will show you the whole wedding on the video.
17:47Oh, God.
17:50Okay, mother.
17:51Assalamualaikum.
17:52Take care of yourself, grandson.
17:54Allah Hafiz.
17:56Oh, God.
17:58Mr. Arun, the same thing has come.
18:00What?
18:01A person dies after earning all his life here.
18:04And he doesn't participate in the last marriage.
18:07They say that you will show the whole wedding on the video.
18:10Oh, God.
18:11I am feeling pity.
18:12Look at that.
18:13Brother.
18:14Brother, I can't fix it in any way.
18:16Oh, God.
18:17I will fix the overtime too.
18:19If you get this letter from my friend,
18:22your brother's wish will be fulfilled with this letter.
18:25Oh, God.
18:26Okay, I will fix it in some way.
18:29But I won't fix my blood.
18:31Oh, God.
18:33Rachu.
18:34Yes.
18:35I found this job very difficult for you.
18:37Now you won't get a job with this stupid job letter.
18:40Oh.
18:41It's okay.
18:42I am doing regular work.
18:44I will do it there.
18:46Hmm.
18:47Jaggu, don't worry.
18:49Go to Pakistan.
18:50I will spit in front of your father.
18:53I have told him to spit on Jaggu.
18:59Wait a minute.
19:00He will be here.
19:01I am coming to you.
19:06Viewers, take a short break.
19:08We will meet after the break.
19:13Welcome back, viewers.
19:14Now our segment was Time Machine.
19:17Yes.
19:18Why?
19:19What do you mean, sir?
19:20Because something has gone wrong with the time machine.
19:22Oh.
19:23We have called a mechanic.
19:24He is fixing it.
19:25How long will it take?
19:26We are on air.
19:27Brother, when was the last time you changed the air filter?
19:30Air filter?
19:31What is the air filter of a time machine?
19:33If the air filter dies, we will drive the machine on the motorway.
19:36Fix your machine.
19:38Jaggu, don't talk to us.
19:39The mehendi mechanic's uniform is dirty.
19:42Your uniform is clean.
19:43It is a proof that you are not doing any work inside.
19:45Madam, I am doing it daily.
19:47You are not doing it.
19:48I have been doing it for years.
19:49Is it?
19:50You are the mechanic of this machine.
19:52What fuel is being used in it?
19:53I am sure it is being used in titanium.
19:54Yes.
19:55This formula will be used for five years.
19:57What do you mean by five years?
20:00Are you mad?
20:02It means that from 5 degrees to 30 degrees centigrade.
20:05Okay.
20:06The fuel used will be in it.
20:07Is this what you mean?
20:08Yes.
20:09Brother, fix the machine.
20:10It is a difficult task.
20:11Why should I fix a time machine?
20:16Your helmet is clean.
20:17It is a proof that you are a bad mechanic.
20:20I think the mechanic with whom you take the car is a bad person.
20:25Mr. Haroon, there is no grease on his hands.
20:27His hands are clean.
20:28She is a dirty girl.
20:30When I do work, you have to pay attention to me.
20:34I think he is a mechanic.
20:36That's why he has grease on his hands.
20:38You can see that there is no dirt on his face.
20:40He has beautiful moustache.
20:41What is the matter?
20:42Where will he get grease on his clothes?
20:44Mr. Haroon, I am an electrician.
20:46He is an electrician.
20:47That's why he is clean.
20:49Where will he get grease on his car?
20:51He will get a car warranty.
20:53How long will it take?
20:54We have to complete the segment.
20:55Brother, you have a show for half an hour.
20:57Yes.
20:58Wait for half an hour.
20:59No.
21:00Our segment is of 10-12 minutes.
21:01Okay.
21:02Give me five minutes.
21:03Five minutes is too much.
21:04Who is the mechanic who asks for five minutes?
21:07Oh!
21:08Oh!
21:10What happened to you?
21:12A wire broke.
21:13My engine...
21:14I thought it was on current.
21:17He is an electrician.
21:18He doesn't even know about current.
21:20Believe me.
21:22When I came close, I found out that he is a mechanic.
21:26You should tell this to Arjun.
21:27He is really dirty.
21:29Haroon sir.
21:30There is one thing.
21:31This mechanic is honest.
21:33How?
21:34He said that he doesn't take bath for years.
21:37I am telling you honestly.
21:39He is honest.
21:40This is true.
21:41Brother, you can go.
21:43I am telling you honestly.
21:45I am not joking.
21:46Brother, you can go.
21:49Our machine is broken.
21:51When there was a power cut in Tom and Jerry,
21:53Tom's face turned black.
21:54But his face was white.
21:56Do you think that whatever happens in cartoons...
21:58It should happen with dignity.
22:00If you get hit by a hammer on your head...
22:02Yes, like this.
22:03The birds will fly around.
22:04Let me tell you something.
22:05If there is a power cut in Tom and Jerry,
22:06he should be buried in the ground.
22:08In the ground?
22:10Have you ever got a power cut?
22:11No, I haven't.
22:12I have seen it.
22:13Have you ever got a power cut?
22:14Yes, I have.
22:15He should be buried in the ground.
22:16No, sir.
22:17This is true.
22:18His grandmother got a power cut.
22:19He buried her in the ground.
22:20It's been 30 years.
22:23Why is it sparking?
22:25It's not working.
22:26Send someone.
22:27It's sparking.
22:31What happened?
22:33Wow!
22:34Wow!
22:35Desa da Raja mere...
22:36Wow!
22:37Desa da Raja mere...
22:38Desa da Raja mere...
22:39Dinita ka hara di...
22:40Dinita ka hara di...
22:41Vir be rah kori chade aay...
22:42Vir be rah kori chade aay...
22:43Kori chade aay...
22:44Bro, there was a wedding on the last street.
22:48Wait a minute.
22:49Ask him who is there.
22:50All the musicians are there.
22:51All the musicians are there.
22:52All the musicians are there.
22:53The musicians are there.
22:54You don't know...
22:55I am Prince Charming.
22:57I am searching my beloved princess.
22:59Oh!
23:00Oh!
23:02I am personal guard from Prince Charming.
23:04Personal guard from Prince Charming.
23:07I understood who it was.
23:09Who is it?
23:10The Prince Charming in Cinderella
23:12who sees shoes in his function
23:15and after seeing the shoes
23:16he thought that the shoes are so beautiful
23:18so the one who wears it...
23:19Look at his imagination.
23:20Yes.
23:21How beautiful it will be.
23:22How beautiful it will be.
23:23So he was making women wear shoes all over the city
23:26and the orphan girl, Cinderella
23:28who had that shoe
23:30used to stay with her step mother.
23:31Yes.
23:32So she used to torture her.
23:34So she felt bad
23:35because it was her shoe.
23:36Yes.
23:37So she went with him.
23:38So the prince has come
23:39and he has a shoe in his hand.
23:41Show me the shoe.
23:42Okay, listen to me.
23:44This looks like Cinderella's father's shoe.
23:48No, this was Cinderella's shoe.
23:51Cinderella.
23:52Cinderella.
23:53Okay.
23:54So you didn't get it.
23:56No, I didn't get it.
23:57Come on.
23:58Come to the function.
23:59What do you mean?
24:00You are Prince Charming.
24:02I am a TV anchor.
24:03You are Prince Charming.
24:04What do you mean?
24:05But Cinderella had come to the function.
24:08And you had kept a ball at home.
24:11Dancing.
24:12Yes.
24:14That had the woman
24:16whose shoe was left.
24:17Why do you think
24:18the one who wears it
24:19will look beautiful?
24:20Do you recognize her face
24:21or who was the princess?
24:23I don't recognize her face.
24:25But I think
24:27the one who wears this shoe
24:29will look beautiful
24:31and will be lucky.
24:33Okay, look.
24:34The prince said everything
24:35but didn't see the shoe.
24:39So you saw the princess running?
24:42No, only the shoe was left.
24:45And I didn't see the whole princess.
24:47How can you say that?
24:48The whole princess.
24:49Yes.
24:50In the stories, you have written
24:51that you danced with the girl
24:53and talked to her.
24:54And now you didn't even see her face.
24:56I didn't do it.
24:57I didn't know it was a secret.
25:00Didn't you take her cell phone number
25:01when she was running?
25:02At that time, the cell phone
25:06was you.
25:07Prince, her feet are number 10.
25:09Brother.
25:10He is a small family
25:11with a beard.
25:13Did you call me here
25:14to sit here?
25:17Okay, no.
25:18Your feet are number 10.
25:19Everyone knows it.
25:20Let's see.
25:21He won't know.
25:22Everyone knows it.
25:23You keep wearing his feet.
25:27His feet are number 10.
25:28Brother, he is leather.
25:29He can open one or two legs.
25:31Whether he believes it or not,
25:32he sells shoes at Hassan Square.
25:35He is not a prince.
25:36This prince is from Babulpur.
25:38He made a hole and brought it.
25:40I am not a prince
25:42but I still want to come
25:43and check this.
25:44Because this shoe
25:45looks very nice to me.
25:46Because you found out
25:47that he is a prince.
25:48Yes.
25:49If you understand
25:50this shoe,
25:51you will be lucky.
25:53Tell me one thing.
25:54Wait.
25:55If you were here,
25:56you would have died.
25:58Mr. Agha.
25:59Mr. Salim.
26:00Mr. Danish.
26:01All of you.
26:02I have a question.
26:03Yes.
26:04Why does a girl
26:05always get a prince
26:06in all these stories?
26:09Why didn't it ever happen
26:10that a car mechanic
26:11came behind Cinderella?
26:13Sir, the reason is
26:14that first of all
26:15there is only love.
26:17And then
26:18money comes from somewhere.
26:20Wow.
26:21Wow.
26:22Wow.
26:23That's why
26:24we have built huts.
26:26Come on, Charmin.
26:27Try the shoe.
26:29Your feet are very beautiful.
26:31Don't give it to him.
26:32He will become a prostitute.
26:35Shut up.
26:37Welcome.
26:40Welcome.
26:43This is
26:44open.
26:45This is complete.
26:46No, no.
26:47It's open.
26:48It's open.
26:49You can keep it.
26:50No problem.
26:52Okay.
26:53You didn't find it.
26:54You can keep any top.
26:56Okay.
26:57It's literally that scene
26:58that he is angry
26:59and princess will come.
27:03Isn't Charmin number one?
27:04Son.
27:05Salad Man
27:06is number one.
27:07Listen.
27:08This is the last piece.
27:11Okay.
27:12Listen.
27:13The shoe is good.
27:14What is your problem?
27:15The problem is
27:16that I am happily married.
27:17Insolent.
27:18If you were married
27:19then you would have
27:20ruined my shoe.
27:22Prince.
27:23You are not a man.
27:24You don't know princesses.
27:27Find it.
27:28Oh.
27:29Your shoe will be complete.
27:31Me? Are you mad?
27:32No, no.
27:33Your hands.
27:34He is talking about you.
27:35You will be my princess.
27:36I will be right back.
27:38This is the next shoe.
27:39This is the first rehearsal.
27:41Put your shoes together.
27:44If you find the shoe
27:45you should give it to her
27:46as a gift.
27:49Listen to me.
27:50Is it on discount?
27:51No, no.
27:52I have bought it.
27:53It is on discount.
27:55Can I find
27:56another color?
27:57No, no.
27:58This is the final piece.
28:03Leave it.
28:04I will...
28:06Here.
28:07Okay.
28:08It is very open.
28:09It is open.
28:10It is not open at home.
28:11It is complete.
28:12It is open.
28:13All the shoes.
28:14All of them.
28:15If the girl grows up
28:16it will be complete.
28:18Mr. Haroon.
28:19Let me go to the palace.
28:21If she is a princess
28:22then the palace
28:23will be filled with her.
28:28Go back to your seat.
28:29Sir, in the story
28:30she doesn't have a magician.
28:32Absolutely.
28:33She comes and says
28:34I will make you
28:35wear beautiful clothes
28:36like a princess.
28:37I will make you a princess.
28:38But come back
28:39before 12 o'clock.
28:40If she comes back
28:41before 12 o'clock
28:42she doesn't give her cycle.
28:44She will be here
28:45for 15-20 minutes.
28:48Oh.
28:49She is my princess.
28:50How is that possible?
28:52All the magicians
28:53have done this to her.
28:54She was a good magician.
28:56She is not a magician.
28:58No.
28:59You are laughing
29:00and talking to me.
29:01You are laughing at me.
29:02No. She is not the princess.
29:03No. She is the princess.
29:04Which princess
29:05is so bald?
29:08Sir, take off her shoes.
29:09Sir, this beauty
29:10that the magician
29:11has done to her
29:12is the real princess.
29:13No. No.
29:14Sir, she is the princess.
29:15No.
29:16Prince.
29:17Let me see her.
29:18Leave it.
29:19Sir, she is the princess.
29:20He is the magician.
29:21No.
29:22What happened?
29:25Wear my shoes.
29:26No.
29:27I am not mad.
29:28Don't you dare.
29:29Listen to the prince.
29:30Otherwise, I will shoot you.
29:32Tell the prince
29:33to shave his head
29:34like a girl.
29:36Wear it.
29:38What?
29:39What happened?
29:40Her shoes are coming, sir.
29:41Sir, she is a girl.
29:43No.
29:45Look at her.
29:46Like this.
29:47She is a girl.
29:48Her shoes are coming.
29:49Go with me like this.
29:51Her shoes are coming
29:52but her machine
29:53will not be complete.
29:56She is my princess.
29:58I have found my princess.
29:59She is the princess.
30:00What are you doing?
30:01She is my princess.
30:03Are you mad?
30:04She is my princess.
30:05She is my princess.
30:06Don't call her by her name.
30:08She is my princess.
30:09She is my princess.
30:11Why doesn't he leave her?
30:12Leave him.
30:14Princess.
30:15You are my princess.
30:16Come with me.
30:18There will be palaces.
30:19There will be gold.
30:20There will be gardens.
30:21Leave him.
30:22Leave him.
30:23Arun.
30:25Don't touch me.
30:28He has changed
30:29after watching season.
30:31Come.
30:34Hello.
30:36Ladies and gentlemen,
30:37we will take a short break.
30:38We will meet after the break.
30:45Be careful.
30:46Be careful.
30:47Be careful.
30:48Be careful.
30:51Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
30:53Yes, Irza.
30:54Before going to Irza,
30:55I want to say something.
30:56Go ahead.
30:57Today, Irza
30:58is looking very beautiful.
31:00I wish you
31:01the same.
31:04Don't make fun of me.
31:05Look at me.
31:06I am God.
31:07I don't need any sister.
31:08One thing is there.
31:09Everyone is beautiful.
31:10Everyone is lovely.
31:11Because there are some things
31:12that are the destiny of a person.
31:14Yes.
31:15What will be your face?
31:16What will be your colour?
31:17In which family will you be born?
31:18Your race, culture, creed.
31:20What will all this be?
31:22This is your destiny.
31:23So, for some reason or the other,
31:25God has made everything beautiful.
31:28A person's heart should be beautiful.
31:30Everything else is fine.
31:33He took all the love from me.
31:36If you all allow,
31:37we will see
31:38what talent our audience has.
31:40Yes, come.
31:41Show your talent to the audience.
31:42Greetings.
31:43Greetings.
31:44My name is Advocate Sania.
31:45Oh, wow.
31:46I watch your program with a lot of interest.
31:49Thank you.
31:50That's why I sing songs.
31:51Oh, wow.
31:52She is a fan of our program.
31:54That's why she is singing a song for us.
31:55Please sing a song.
31:56I wanted to make you understand
32:01that I have a heart of gold.
32:06You are my love.
32:11I am waiting for you.
32:16Oh, my heart, you are my life.
32:21Oh, wow.
32:22Wow.
32:25What is the combination of singing and advocacy?
32:28I am a bit of a...
32:32Advocate?
32:33No, no.
32:34I am a bit of a singer.
32:35I am a bit of a singer.
32:36Okay.
32:37You can sing as much as you want.
32:38No one will say that you sang badly.
32:39Why?
32:40Even if you do, there won't be a case.
32:42Okay.
32:43Do you practice in Lahore?
32:44Yes, in Lahore.
32:45Okay.
32:46Is there anything
32:47that you have learnt
32:48by going to the courts
32:49and seeing people's cases
32:50and giving them a lesson in life?
32:53People go to the courts
32:54because they get justice.
32:55I would like to say one thing.
32:56People don't pursue the case themselves.
32:59They don't become vigilant.
33:00Yes, yes.
33:01They leave everything to the lawyer
33:02to do it.
33:04So, today's message is
33:05that if you give your case to the lawyer,
33:07make him understand your case
33:09and support him
33:10so that the case can be solved soon.
33:13Otherwise, history will repeat itself.
33:15Yes, next, next, next.
33:17Greetings, sir.
33:18Greetings.
33:19Sir, my name is Shabeena.
33:20Yes.
33:21And I am a maths teacher.
33:22Okay.
33:23And I have a challenge for you.
33:24I have a challenge.
33:25Wow, wow.
33:26Wow, someone has come to challenge you.
33:28What is the challenge?
33:29Sir, a girl is sitting with me.
33:30Okay.
33:31You have to tell her age.
33:32You have to tell her age.
33:33And you have to tell her
33:35which class she is in.
33:36Okay.
33:38Can I talk to her?
33:39Okay.
33:40Dear, greetings.
33:41Greetings.
33:42What is your name, dear?
33:43Maryam.
33:44Okay.
33:45Maryam, you…
33:46Which class does she study in?
33:49You are in Matric.
33:51That's the first thing.
33:52And the second thing is your age.
33:54I will tell you your age.
33:55Your age is 15 or 16.
33:59One thing is wrong and one thing is right.
34:01Okay.
34:02You are in Matric and you are 14.
34:05What is your age?
34:0611.
34:07He is 12 and I am in class 10th.
34:08Wow.
34:09Wow.
34:13Okay, dear.
34:14How did you reach Matric so soon?
34:16My entire family goes to my father.
34:18And do you watch TV?
34:19Yes.
34:20Do you watch Agha Majid?
34:23The one who is sitting with you.
34:24No, sir.
34:25His TV is very small.
34:27And she doesn't even recognize him
34:29that he is sitting on a black and white color TV.
34:35Yes.
34:36Greetings.
34:37My name is Binish Usman and I want to recite a poetry.
34:39Recite it.
34:40Recite it.
34:41He left us on his own.
34:42It's okay.
34:43He left us on his own.
34:44It's okay.
34:45He took care of us.
34:46He took care of us.
34:47Wow.
34:48He took care of us.
34:49He took care of us.
34:50He took care of us.
34:51He took care of us.
34:52He took care of us.
34:53He took care of us.
34:54Wow.
34:55Wow.
34:56Wow.
34:57Wow.
34:58Wow.
34:59Wow.
35:00Wow.
35:01It's a good thing.
35:02You should be so proud.
35:04Okay, it was a message to someone.
35:08You are talking about Arzu's absence.
35:11In all this nonsense, why are we forgetting
35:13that Irza looks so beautiful.
35:15Thank you.
35:16And the green color is looking very good on her today.
35:19I saw that when you were standing outside,
35:21Irza, I swear to you,
35:23I swear on your mother,
35:24if you say it there,
35:26Irza has praised you so much.
35:27You should have praised me too.
35:28This doesn't make you a good person.
35:30I swear to God.
35:33Mr. Agha, look,
35:34you told me that I should
35:35comb your hair every day.
35:36I said okay.
35:38If you had said 10.30,
35:39I would have done it.
35:40Why?
35:41Every day I have a lot of responsibility on my head.
35:44Mr. Agha,
35:45why are you wearing moongiya color today?
35:46Moongiya.
35:47I went out to buy bread.
35:48I am going to eat.
35:50Yes, next.
35:51Greetings.
35:52Greetings.
35:53Sir, my name is Savita Sehrish.
35:55Yes.
35:56Sir, I have a query for you.
35:58I want to have a conversation with Sir Goga.
36:01You can have a conversation.
36:02Thank you so much.
36:03If you have so much courage,
36:05you can do it.
36:07Sir, I am attending your show for the first time.
36:10Okay.
36:11And I am really enjoying it a lot.
36:12Thank you.
36:13Since I have been attending A to Z,
36:15I want to give importance to Sir Goga
36:17that everyone is saying Goga, Goga, Goga, Goga.
36:21That's right.
36:22And Sir Goga, you are a very important person for us.
36:25If everyone is saying Goga, Goga, Goga,
36:27then why don't people go to the toilet?
36:30Look, when the social issue is going on,
36:33people are talking more about it.
36:35Goga is a social issue.
36:37That's great.
36:39No, no, that's right.
36:40Yes.
36:41A person should be important.
36:43Yes, Goga is very important.
36:45Even sir, when I have to go home and sleep,
36:47I feel Goga, Goga.
36:53That's great.
36:54Thank you very much for...
36:56Match.
36:59After hitting the match,
37:00he is going to hit the four people behind him.
37:03Thank you very much for appreciating me.
37:09That's great.
37:10Thank you.
37:11Goga is love.
37:13Viewers, this was today's show.
37:15We will meet you in the next show.
37:17Take good care of yourself.
37:18Allah Hafiz.

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