Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 26th March 2024
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02:50 No, his parents live there.
02:52 I see. - Yes.
02:54 I'm handing over to them.
02:56 I think he is a loafer.
02:59 Is this kid a loafer?
03:00 No, he is a loafer.
03:03 A loafer?
03:04 He was here five years ago.
03:06 Yes.
03:07 He was going to the station. - I see.
03:09 He found me here.
03:11 Oh. - In a small basket.
03:14 Oh.
03:16 He looks like a kid.
03:18 Oh.
03:19 Is he sleeping?
03:21 He is a very naughty kid.
03:23 Oh, no. You shouldn't say that.
03:25 Let me see.
03:26 Hmm.
03:31 You were a kid.
03:34 But, ma'am, God didn't give us a child.
03:36 Yes.
03:37 I don't know where he is.
03:38 He will cry all his life.
03:40 Yes.
03:42 I think he is in love.
03:45 Oh.
03:46 Oh.
03:47 Listen, Chaudhary.
03:48 Take him with you.
03:51 You will surely get a job one day.
03:53 You take care of him here.
03:54 He will take care of you.
03:56 Listen to me. - No.
03:58 He is also someone's son.
04:01 You should take care of him.
04:03 Take him with you.
04:04 But, ma'am..
04:05 I am telling you.
04:07 He is right.
04:08 Get lost.
04:13 You will be alone.
04:15 (Laughs)
04:17 I took him to a good house.
04:20 Okay.
04:21 I kept him there for a month or two.
04:24 (Laughs)
04:25 He should have melted by now.
04:27 Ma'am, you will be surprised.
04:29 What?
04:30 He doesn't understand anything.
04:33 (Laughs)
04:35 Believe me.
04:37 He doesn't even know how to write.
04:40 (Laughs)
04:41 You haven't mentioned me in this story.
04:45 He has worked hard on him.
04:47 Yes.
04:47 He has even ironed his clothes.
04:50 (Laughs)
04:51 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
04:53 A mother's heart is big. - Right.
04:55 She speaks straight.
04:56 (Laughs)
04:58 A mother is always hungry. - Right.
05:01 But she doesn't let her child starve.
05:03 Right. And you did the same with him.
05:05 No.
05:06 He is not my son.
05:08 (Laughs)
05:09 If a person has a dog for so long, he loves it.
05:12 Don't you love him?
05:14 No. - I had a dog. I loved it.
05:17 (Laughs)
05:18 I loved him too. - Yes.
05:21 What is the occasion of your meeting?
05:23 I don't understand.
05:25 Actually, after a long time.. - Yes.
05:28 ..I found out about his parents.
05:30 Wow.
05:31 The day I met him.. - Yes.
05:33 ..I decided.. - What?
05:36 ..to kill him.
05:38 (Laughs)
05:42 Finally, the day has come. - Okay.
05:45 Believe me.
05:47 I never thought he was someone's son.
05:49 Wow. - He was raised with pride and arrogance.
05:52 (Laughs)
05:54 Father, don't give him to anyone.
05:56 If he leaves, you will be sad.
05:59 No.
06:00 You answered my question.
06:02 (Laughs)
06:03 You said, take him. He will be of use to you.
06:06 I am so worried.
06:07 (Laughs)
06:09 How would I know that he will leave?
06:12 He would have left if he was a kid.
06:14 (Laughs)
06:15 He is such a cute kid.
06:18 He is not cute.
06:19 He still sleeps with me.
06:23 Really? - Yes.
06:24 He tells me to sleep with him.
06:27 I tell him to sleep with me.
06:30 (Laughs)
06:32 Son, take care of yourself.
06:35 (Laughs)
06:38 He is so stubborn.
06:39 He is not a fatso.
06:42 (Laughs)
06:43 Why is your son's balance bad?
06:45 He is a pain in the neck.
06:47 (Laughs)
06:48 You didn't teach him to walk.
06:51 I loved him so much. - A lot.
06:53 I didn't even bring him to the ground. - No.
06:57 I doubt that he will ruin his car.
06:59 (Laughs)
07:01 I don't understand. I think..
07:03 ..his parents have changed their mind.
07:07 He hasn't come yet. - Not yet.
07:09 I messaged him on WhatsApp.
07:11 I didn't send his photo.
07:13 (Laughs)
07:15 If we send him a photo..
07:18 ..he will block us.
07:19 (Laughs)
07:20 He was excited to hear about his son.
07:23 He is his son.
07:25 I didn't even try to be unfair.
07:28 (Laughs)
07:30 What will be his name?
07:32 Oh.. - What happened?
07:34 Oh.. - You didn't remind me.
07:37 What happened? - I didn't even name him.
07:39 (Laughs)
07:40 How did you raise him?
07:42 I didn't even think about it.
07:44 How did you call him?
07:45 Who calls him? - No.
07:48 He goes where he goes.
07:50 (Laughs)
07:51 Look, Sabbu.
07:52 (Laughs)
07:55 He is 25 years old.
07:57 He is my son.
07:59 He is a button.
08:00 Your face is red.
08:02 (Laughs)
08:02 You didn't even teach him.
08:05 A mother doesn't want her child to study.
08:08 So you taught him.
08:09 No. He is not my son.
08:12 He was my dog.
08:13 (Laughs)
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08:18 Sir, I am going to drop my son.
08:20 I am saying goodbye.
08:22 I am giving you my love.
08:23 I told you a thousand times.
08:24 Don't call him my son.
08:26 Then what?
08:27 Call him the boy you got from the station.
08:31 (Laughs)
08:33 You have always told people this.
08:36 Yes.
08:37 I consider this his mother station.
08:39 (Laughs)
08:41 You have written this on his identification card.
08:43 I will make the identification card.
08:45 He will make it himself.
08:46 It is his responsibility.
08:47 (Laughs)
08:48 All children are like this.
08:50 Then call him.
08:51 (Laughs)
08:53 Listen to the whole story.
08:55 I am saying goodbye.
08:56 (Laughs)
08:57 I think that boy is very cute.
08:59 What? - No.
09:01 (Laughs)
09:05 The train has arrived.
09:06 Tea, chips, bottles.
09:07 You have done a dangerous thing.
09:09 I thought you were a container.
09:11 (Laughs)
09:12 Oh, God!
09:15 It was a long journey.
09:17 Dad.
09:18 Dad has come.
09:20 In the name of God.
09:22 Dad.
09:23 Go upstairs. He is my son.
09:25 He looks like a ghost.
09:26 (Laughs)
09:29 He is not a kid.
09:30 No, he is not my son.
09:32 I have to go to the next station.
09:33 When will the next train arrive?
09:35 It will arrive in five minutes.
09:36 Okay.
09:37 Thank you.
09:38 You make the driver sit in the car.
09:40 Are you sure that no child was left at your station?
09:45 No, there was no child.
09:46 Tea, chips, bottles.
09:48 You have brought me to a good place.
09:50 This is a good place for a holiday.
09:52 Dad has come.
09:55 No, I know you.
09:56 You are not a ghost.
09:59 (Groans)
10:00 It is your fault.
10:02 You thought he was your father.
10:04 My son, no one will believe you if you keep trying.
10:08 Tea, chips, bottles.
10:10 I think your surrender pipe is going down.
10:16 (Laughs)
10:17 What is cooking there?
10:19 No, uncle.
10:21 It is not gas.
10:22 Okay, you are cooling it.
10:24 (Laughs)
10:26 You were searching for something.
10:27 Did you find it?
10:28 What were you searching for?
10:30 I lost an old thing.
10:32 I found it today.
10:33 Where is it?
10:34 I think it is on the floor.
10:36 (Laughs)
10:38 Did your child get lost?
10:39 No, sir.
10:40 There was an old friend.
10:43 He got lost.
10:44 Son, you have to try.
10:46 Don't go straight to the house.
10:48 Brother, let's go.
10:49 I don't want to be a brother.
10:51 (Laughs)
10:52 Son, don't be so sad.
10:55 Yes.
10:56 I will open a shop.
10:57 What?
10:58 Yes.
10:58 (Laughs)
11:00 He will come.
11:01 I had a talk with him.
11:04 Okay.
11:04 On WhatsApp.
11:05 Yes.
11:06 He said that he needs a child.
11:10 When did you meet him?
11:11 How many days have passed?
11:12 Haroon must be in touch with him since five years.
11:17 Five years?
11:19 Why didn't he come?
11:20 He was talking to me.
11:23 He had a child a few years later.
11:26 Okay.
11:26 He came suddenly.
11:29 I said that he is not here.
11:32 (Laughs)
11:33 He stopped talking.
11:35 Oh.
11:36 Okay.
11:37 He is coming today.
11:38 Yes.
11:39 The next train has arrived.
11:41 Tea, chips, bottles.
11:42 I think the train that comes here
11:45 is telling you that I am coming.
11:47 (Laughs)
11:48 Come.
11:49 Greetings.
11:52 Greetings.
11:53 Mr. Nizam, you?
11:56 Yes, Nizam.
11:58 You spoiled Nizam.
12:01 (Laughs)
12:05 I think Nizam will be spoiled by us.
12:08 Nizam was fine when we left him.
12:09 You know that I have shut my nose.
12:12 (Laughs)
12:13 I am thinking that time passes so fast.
12:16 Yes.
12:17 Son has grown up.
12:18 (Laughs)
12:20 Dear.
12:21 Yes.
12:22 You should have taken him.
12:23 Yes.
12:24 I am telling you that I will take him.
12:26 I will not let you take him.
12:28 (Laughs)
12:29 If we keep him for some more time..
12:31 Look at my business.
12:32 I think that is the business of the girls here.
12:34 (Laughs)
12:36 What was your compulsion that you left the child?
12:40 This is when he was a small child.
12:43 And we were very poor.
12:46 Okay.
12:47 We thought of leaving the village and going to the city.
12:49 Okay.
12:50 The village would have found out that we were going to give him.
12:53 (Laughs)
12:55 When we reached the city, we came to this station.
12:57 We forgot him in the court.
13:00 When we remembered that we forgot our child in the court..
13:03 ..we came back to take him.
13:04 Yes. - Okay.
13:05 Dear. - Yes.
13:06 Get up. The train is leaving.
13:08 Come on. Hurry up.
13:09 What kind of parents are they?
13:13 We forgot the child.
13:14 You are too much. You are too much.
13:16 (Gasps)
13:17 (Slurping)
13:18 (Gasps)
13:21 Dear.
13:22 Gold coin.
13:25 Gold coin.
13:26 (Slurping)
13:27 Come on.
13:28 (Slurping)
13:30 (Laughs)
13:31 We took the gold coin and went to the city.
13:35 Okay.
13:36 When we reached there, we remembered that we left the child there.
13:39 (Laughs)
13:40 Your laughter made me laugh.
13:43 (Laughs)
13:45 He was sitting with the gold coin.
13:46 Yes. The gold coin.
13:48 He was smart. He said, "Wherever there is gold, there is a snake."
13:50 (Laughs)
13:52 When we reached the city.. - Yes.
13:54 ..I thought where I will take the gold coin.
13:57 Yes. - Will anyone see?
13:58 Yes. - I thought of selling it.
14:00 Okay. - I sold it.
14:01 But then you remembered. - Yes.
14:03 That we forgot the child there.
14:05 (Laughs)
14:06 (Laughs)
14:08 When I gave so much money, I forgot about the child.
14:12 (Laughs)
14:13 Then I thought where I will go with so much money.
14:16 Yes. - I took a house.
14:18 Yes. - And started a small business.
14:19 Okay. - But then you remembered that you forgot the child there.
14:23 (Laughs)
14:25 Now your memory is back. Will you take it or not?
14:28 (Laughs)
14:30 When I saw your child, I thought that I will not take my child.
14:34 (Laughs)
14:38 Mr. Nizam. - Yes.
14:40 I will test you. - Yes.
14:42 I have a bill. If you take the child, I will not take it.
14:46 Okay. - Rs. 10 crores.
14:49 I have spent on this child.
14:51 Rs. 10 crores? - Yes.
14:53 I have kept it in the police station.
14:55 Why? - After 15 days, they used to take me to your house.
14:58 To get the cheque.
14:59 (Laughs)
15:01 I am thinking where I have kept Rs. 10 crores.
15:03 I must have kept it in the trunk.
15:05 Shut up.
15:06 No one will take it. Come here.
15:07 Hey. Hello.
15:09 If you want to take your child, alive..
15:12 ..then give me Rs. 10 crores.
15:14 Why are you asking for Rs. 10 crores?
15:16 What do you want to ask?
15:18 I am asking why you are asking for Rs. 10 crores.
15:20 (Laughs)
15:21 Five years ago, there was a goldsmith's house.
15:26 I robbed it.
15:30 I took a brick and a bridge.
15:33 He had a loud speaker like face.
15:36 Okay. - He is after me.
15:38 I followed him.
15:41 I searched every nook and corner.
15:43 I couldn't find him.
15:45 I reached the station and I saw him on the court.
15:48 I said no one will search him.
15:51 He is hiding here.
15:52 Because he doesn't have a loud speaker.
15:55 Oh.
16:00 (Baby crying)
16:06 (Baby crying)
16:17 I hid the thorn under the chair.
16:28 I was trapped.
16:30 I came back.
16:31 I didn't have a card or a face.
16:34 I am 25 years old.
16:38 Oh. - I have lost my pride.
16:40 Does Rs. 10 crores mean anything to me?
16:42 You will be a kid for 25 years.
16:45 You will get a brick if someone comes to take it.
16:47 Absolutely.
16:49 Hey. - Yes.
16:50 You are under arrest.
16:52 I am not a kid.
16:55 If you look at my head, I look like a father.
16:58 Introduce yourself.
17:02 Inspector Kamran.
17:04 You were talking nonsense about me.
17:07 I am a loud speaker.
17:09 No. You are a smart young man.
17:12 I am a lawyer.
17:13 Punjab police gives you examples.
17:16 Am I a priest?
17:17 No. I have seen Sita before.
17:21 Mr. Arun, I was looking for you for 25 years.
17:25 (Suspenseful music)
17:30 (Baby crying)
17:35 (Laughter)
17:38 Wow. He didn't have any other cases.
17:40 He was looking for this.
17:42 (Laughter)
17:43 Inspector, look at your fate.
17:46 I was looking for you for 25 years.
17:50 You will keep this gold brick in the treasury.
17:53 What will I get?
17:55 You will get 25 years of imprisonment.
17:57 No.
17:58 We don't need this.
18:01 It's worth 10 crores.
18:03 Take it.
18:04 It's not worth anything.
18:06 (Laughter)
18:10 Viewers, we need a break.
18:13 We will meet after the break.
18:14 You don't know him. He is a dangerous wrestler.
18:17 Really? - He is famous in Pakistan.
18:19 Wrestler.
18:21 (Laughter)
18:23 What is his name? - Wrestler.
18:25 (Laughter)
18:26 He doesn't accept any challenge.
18:28 Why? - He wears a hat.
18:30 Yes.
18:31 (Laughter)
18:33 (Suspenseful music)
18:36 Welcome back, viewers.
18:37 We have a wrestler with us in the break.
18:40 He has two drummers with him.
18:43 Let's talk to them.
18:44 Iqbal, one is sitting there. The other one is here.
18:47 Leave him. You know he is a dangerous man.
18:50 (Laughter)
18:51 He is the owner. He is a benefactor.
18:53 Greetings. - How are you, son?
18:55 How are you, wrestler? - What can I do for you?
18:57 Sit down and talk.
18:58 (Laughter)
18:59 Sit down and talk.
19:00 God knows I am sitting.
19:02 (Laughter)
19:03 Brother, talk with respect.
19:05 He is my father.
19:06 (Laughter)
19:08 This is how his parents are raised.
19:10 (Laughter)
19:11 He is my father.
19:12 (Laughter)
19:13 He is my brother.
19:14 And he is my father.
19:16 (Laughter)
19:17 This is how his parents are raised.
19:20 Wow.
19:21 You have made your son wear colorful clothes.
19:24 And you have worn a black dress. What is the reason?
19:26 He is my brother.
19:29 (Laughter)
19:31 Do you know that in wrestling.. - Yes.
19:33 ..you have to be very careful.
19:35 Yes, very careful.
19:37 We want him to join us.. - Yes.
19:39 ..and do Yabban Kaffar.
19:40 (Laughter)
19:42 He will do it.
19:43 Yabban Kaffar. - He will do Yabban Kaffar.
19:44 His joggings..
19:47 I have experienced this myself.
19:49 Kasera Bazaar is a very famous place for wrestlers.
19:53 Many wrestlers come here.
19:56 A gentleman told me with respect..
20:00 ..I asked him where Kasera Bazaar starts.
20:03 He told me it is Bonerator.
20:05 (Laughter)
20:08 Wow.
20:09 I said, "Bonet his face."
20:11 (Laughter)
20:13 He wants to join wrestling. - Yes.
20:15 He is a little shy. He is saying that he understands English.
20:19 Yes.
20:20 He is new to the area. - Yes.
20:23 He has some celebrities.
20:24 (Laughter)
20:27 He thinks he is Pandey.
20:28 (Laughter)
20:30 I am surprised that he will do Yabban Kaffar.
20:32 (Laughter)
20:33 Haroon, celebrities are very delicate.
20:36 How will they wrestle?
20:37 You are right.
20:39 (Laughter)
20:43 You have got a custard coat today.
20:45 (Laughter)
20:46 I challenge you.
20:48 (Laughter)
20:50 What is the challenge?
20:52 Do the handstand.
20:53 No. - No, I don't like it.
20:55 Do it.
20:56 I don't want to lose.
20:58 Do the handstand.
20:59 The world will know.
21:01 Haroon, he is insulting you.
21:03 Come on. - Come on.
21:04 Women don't wrestle.
21:06 (Laughter)
21:10 Sir.. - I challenged you.
21:12 A woman is saying this.
21:15 (Laughter)
21:16 I think when I am straight, I am strong.
21:20 (Laughter)
21:21 Do it with your son.
21:24 Son, I am a man.
21:27 I will wrestle with him.
21:31 (Laughter)
21:32 What?
21:33 I will wrestle with him.
21:35 (Laughter)
21:36 You are calling me to wrestle.
21:39 Yes.
21:40 What do you want?
21:42 I want that when the match is on
21:44 celebrities will come to wrestle.
21:46 The match will start.
21:48 People will come to watch.
21:50 Yes, celebrities.
21:51 Wrestling will be a sensation.
21:53 (Laughter)
21:55 I like the idea.
21:57 What?
21:58 When celebrities play cricket,
22:01 people come to watch.
22:02 Yes.
22:03 It is fun to watch them play.
22:04 It is beneficial.
22:06 There are benefit shows.
22:07 They want celebrities to wrestle
22:10 so that the wrestling becomes a sensation.
22:12 (Laughter)
22:13 My father is not an ordinary wrestler.
22:16 He is not your father.
22:17 (Laughter)
22:18 He is not an ordinary wrestler.
22:21 He is a great wrestler.
22:23 A great wrestler.
22:24 (Laughter)
22:25 One day, he was challenged.
22:28 He was a great wrestler.
22:31 He challenged a wrestler.
22:35 He accepted the challenge.
22:37 Yes.
22:38 Then?
22:38 He pulled his clothes.
22:40 Yes.
22:41 He pulled his clothes.
22:42 The wrestler?
22:43 No, my father.
22:44 Why?
22:45 He pulled his clothes.
22:46 (Laughter)
22:48 When he pulled his clothes,
22:49 he said, "Uncle, my clothes are torn."
22:52 (Laughter)
22:54 He was not an ordinary wrestler.
22:56 Okay.
22:56 He was a great wrestler.
22:58 Okay.
22:59 He was a great wrestler.
23:01 A great wrestler.
23:02 A great wrestler.
23:03 A great wrestler.
23:05 A great wrestler.
23:06 (Laughter)
23:06 Yes.
23:07 He was a great wrestler.
23:10 By the way, your cause is good.
23:11 Yes.
23:12 Producer, please invite Mr. Waris Beg from my side.
23:16 We will go for wrestling.
23:17 This is a benefit show.
23:19 What is the benefit?
23:20 It is a benefit show for wrestling.
23:21 It is not a simple show.
23:23 No, I am saying that it is for a dying wrestling.
23:26 Give me one more push.
23:27 No.
23:28 I am saying that it is for a dying wrestling.
23:31 To make it a hit.
23:32 To make it a hit.
23:33 Why is this wrestler wearing a camera along with a drum?
23:36 He is not a wrestler.
23:37 You don't know him. He is a dangerous wrestler.
23:40 Okay.
23:41 He is a famous wrestler in the whole of Pakistan.
23:43 (Laughter)
23:45 What is his name?
23:47 Wrestler.
23:48 (Laughter)
23:49 I don't accept any challenge from him.
23:51 Why?
23:52 He wears a camera along with a drum.
23:53 Yes.
23:53 (Laughter)
23:55 Mr. Varun, I have saved wrestling.
23:57 I am doing it in my house.
23:59 Okay.
23:59 But I will fight on the memorial of the wrestler.
24:02 (Laughter)
24:03 He will fight.
24:04 (Laughter)
24:07 (Applause)
24:09 Mr. Dangal, if a wrestler is bigger than you in the arena
24:13 and he is taller than you and he is wider than you
24:17 then how will you defeat him?
24:19 He is not an ordinary wrestler.
24:21 (Laughter)
24:24 He is a real wrestler.
24:25 He challenges him.
24:27 He is a mountain wrestler.
24:29 Oh.
24:30 Mountain wrestler.
24:31 Mountain wrestler.
24:32 He is a young wrestler.
24:33 Okay.
24:34 He has a big chest.
24:36 Yes.
24:36 He has a big waist.
24:38 I thought he had two mouths.
24:40 (Laughter)
24:41 Your father also thinks that he has two wrestlers.
24:45 (Laughter)
24:46 Brother, you come forward.
24:47 (Laughter)
24:48 How did the mountain wrestler challenge you?
24:50 He called me.
24:51 Okay.
24:52 Then he said that he wants to challenge me.
24:54 Then?
24:54 Then father said that I should come.
24:55 Yes.
24:56 He said that he will come.
24:57 Then father said that if you are a father's son then you should come.
25:00 Yes.
25:00 Then?
25:01 He was a father's son.
25:02 (Laughter)
25:03 The next day he said that he has a house in Kundi.
25:06 Yes.
25:06 I opened the door.
25:08 I saw that it was 60 feet long.
25:09 Then you fought with him.
25:11 He said that I should not fight.
25:12 (Laughter)
25:16 Actually, I did not fight with him.
25:18 Why?
25:19 He had a fruit in his hand.
25:20 Oh.
25:21 I said that I have brought it from there.
25:23 Yes.
25:24 I went inside.
25:24 Yes.
25:25 I took my belt.
25:26 Yes.
25:27 I gave it to my grandson.
25:28 I said that uncle is standing outside.
25:29 He said that you won.
25:31 (Laughter)
25:33 He said that he will bring an apple tomorrow.
25:35 Now it is over.
25:38 (Laughter)
25:39 Sir, this is a deception.
25:40 But when father and son talk, do their eyes look like this?
25:44 He is doing this towards you.
25:45 No, he was doing this.
25:47 I swear, I did not talk to you.
25:50 (Laughter)
25:54 Call your friend.
25:56 Call your IG.
25:58 Okay.
25:58 If he comes..
26:00 If IG comes, he will give us respect.
26:02 Producer, the wrestlers in the police..
26:04 ..should also come.
26:05 And invite IG as well.
26:08 Sir, you will look like a wrestler.
26:11 How do you know?
26:13 He is with us.
26:14 He has a bag with him.
26:15 He is a fool.
26:16 (Laughter)
26:17 Mr. Haroon.
26:19 Don't call me a fool.
26:21 Okay.
26:22 Wrestling is not a simple job.
26:24 Okay.
26:25 So?
26:26 I am telling you.
26:28 Wrestling is not a simple job.
26:30 (Laughter)
26:34 Mr. Haroon.
26:35 Father's last fight was in Hyderabad.
26:38 Tell me. Tell me, son.
26:40 Oh, God!
26:41 People were shouting at him.
26:43 They took him away.
26:45 Why did they take him away?
26:47 They shouted at him.
26:48 'Leave him. Leave him.'
26:49 He was badly injured.
26:50 (Laughter)
26:51 They shouted at him in Hatharwal.
26:53 'Save him.'
26:54 (Laughter)
26:55 Mr. Haroon, wrestling is not a simple job.
26:58 Yes.
26:59 Wrestling is a heart.
27:00 Yes.
27:01 You should be brave.
27:03 Yes.
27:03 And listen.
27:05 Yes.
27:06 You are also a big wrestler.
27:07 Yes.
27:08 Come and wrestle with me.
27:10 Sir, I am not that strong.
27:13 But I will try.
27:15 (Groans)
27:17 (Laughter)
27:18 Haroon.
27:19 Yes.
27:20 Don't make your nephew a fool.
27:23 (Laughter)
27:24 I am sorry.
27:25 I won't.
27:26 Sit, son.
27:26 He will leave.
27:28 (Grunts)
27:29 I will not spare him.
27:30 I will keep him in my lap.
27:31 (Laughter)
27:32 The prince has come.
27:35 (Laughter)
27:37 And the second thing.
27:38 Yes.
27:38 Call Vase Chaudhary.
27:40 Okay.
27:40 Producer, call Vase Chaudhary.
27:42 Tell him that celebrities are coming.
27:44 So that they also come.
27:45 Call Mahiyo Chaudhary.
27:46 Okay.
27:46 Mahiyo Chaudhary.
27:47 Mahiyo Chaudhary?
27:48 Mahiyo Saeed.
27:49 Mahiyo Saeed.
27:50 Call him.
27:50 Mahiyo Saeed?
27:51 Yes.
27:52 Call him Shaan Chaudhary.
27:53 Shaan Chaudhary.
27:55 Call Shaan too.
27:56 Muhammad Chaudhary.
27:57 (Laughter)
27:58 Call Chaudhary Muhammad Rana.
28:01 Ladies want to come.
28:02 Okay.
28:03 Call Reema Chaudhary.
28:04 Call Kubra Khan too.
28:05 I did not say that.
28:06 You were supposed to say that.
28:08 What?
28:08 You were supposed to say that.
28:11 (Laughter)
28:12 I am contacting Reema.
28:14 Call Chaudhary Aarif Luar.
28:15 Call Chaudhary Aarif Luar.
28:17 He is a good man.
28:18 Why should I call him?
28:19 (Laughter)
28:21 Make a list.
28:22 Everyone is saying that he is here.
28:24 Chaudhary Saima.
28:24 (Laughter)
28:25 Call Chaudhary Saima.
28:28 Chaudhary Saima Noor.
28:29 I am not getting Noor's number.
28:31 I will give it to you.
28:33 (Laughter)
28:34 Call Noor.
28:35 Everyone is saying that he is here.
28:37 Everyone is ready to play their part in wrestling.
28:40 It is a Pakistani sport.
28:41 Yes.
28:42 Everyone is ready for it.
28:42 You will have to bend your knees and fight.
28:45 With him?
28:46 Yes.
28:46 What if I hit you?
28:47 (Laughter)
28:49 Who will hit me?
28:49 Me.
28:50 You will hit me?
28:51 Yes.
28:51 If he hits you, I will hit you.
28:53 (Laughter)
28:57 Viewers, there is a small break.
28:59 Don't go anywhere.
29:00 We will meet after the break.
29:01 I always listen to you.
29:04 Yes.
29:04 I always come to your place.
29:07 Wow.
29:08 That's great.
29:09 When I don't need you anymore.
29:12 Oh.
29:13 I have many flaws.
29:15 Wow.
29:16 That's great.
29:18 That's great.
29:19 (Music)
29:22 Welcome back, viewers.
29:23 Dr. Tahir Shaheer is with us.
29:25 He has written some mischief.
29:29 I want to know what he has written.
29:31 Before that, can I file a complaint on national television?
29:35 What?
29:35 No.
29:36 (Laughter)
29:37 No, Haroon. It's serious.
29:38 What is it?
29:39 When I and Irza are in the makeup room,
29:42 we talk about private things.
29:43 There are many things that you don't discuss in public.
29:47 It's private. Why should I tell you?
29:49 (Laughter)
29:50 I want to protest.
29:52 I request you to either not say what Mr. Agha has heard in that room
29:59 or not come to that room.
30:01 Or delete it from your memory.
30:03 Yes.
30:03 Mr. Agha, delete it from your memory.
30:05 No. I will slap myself.
30:06 (Laughter)
30:08 I want to say something to Mr. Agha.
30:11 Mr. Agha.
30:12 (Laughter)
30:14 I..
30:14 You are not doing much.
30:17 Yes.
30:17 I want to say something to Mr. Agha.
30:20 Arzu and Irza,
30:21 private things are not discussed in the makeup room.
30:24 (Cheering)
30:25 Mr. Agha didn't delete it.
30:27 All the halal mugs have gone.
30:29 (Laughter)
30:30 That's why there are no halal mugs.
30:33 (Laughter)
30:35 What's wrong with these two?
30:37 They come here for jogging.
30:40 What's the matter with the tracksuit?
30:42 It looks good.
30:43 Whose? The tracksuit?
30:44 (Laughter)
30:46 And he didn't even say a word.
30:47 (Mimics)
30:49 (Laughter)
30:51 (Applause)
30:53 Mr. Haroon, before the doctor says anything,
30:56 I want to tell you my complaint.
30:58 Tell us your complaint.
30:59 Do I have your permission?
31:00 Yes.
31:01 I am very late. You know that.
31:03 (Laughter)
31:04 I was robbed in your love.
31:07 (Cheering)
31:08 I was robbed in your love.
31:10 Wow, Mr. Haroon. You are so dedicated.
31:12 (Laughter)
31:13 I did this to you.
31:15 You don't look here.
31:17 We are done.
31:19 (Cheering)
31:23 You have made people speechless.
31:27 (Cheering)
31:29 You didn't even look at me.
31:31 (Cheering)
31:33 You didn't even smile at me.
31:35 (Cheering)
31:39 You are so smart.
31:41 You are so smart.
31:43 (Cheering)
31:48 A lot of people tried.
31:52 But the team didn't break.
31:53 (Cheering)
31:55 Wow.
31:57 Doctor, tell us.
31:59 There are a few lines from the poem.
32:01 "We have lost our dreams."
32:04 Wow.
32:06 "We have lost our dreams."
32:08 It's like a punch in the face.
32:11 (Laughter)
32:12 "We have lost our dreams."
32:14 "We didn't enjoy it."
32:16 Wow.
32:20 "The colours that politics has created."
32:23 "We didn't enjoy it."
32:25 "There are a few manners of insult."
32:28 Wow.
32:29 "For example, you sang so well."
32:32 "We didn't enjoy it."
32:34 "On Facebook, you were ahead of Hoor Pari."
32:37 Wow.
32:39 "When you showed your talent live."
32:41 "We didn't enjoy it."
32:42 Wow.
32:44 "Thank God, it was a hen."
32:46 "It wrote 'Love you' with blood."
32:48 "The reply was."
32:49 "We didn't enjoy it."
32:52 "It was black, more than Chris Gayle."
32:54 "But Jaspal."
32:55 "He wrote 'but' in front of the name."
32:57 Wow.
32:59 "We were about to eat."
33:00 "He came in a mood."
33:01 Wow.
33:04 "He poured empty juice."
33:06 Wow.
33:08 "We didn't enjoy it."
33:09 "The hall is one and the function is co."
33:12 "There was so much noise."
33:14 "We didn't enjoy it."
33:16 Wow.
33:18 Very good.
33:19 Very good.
33:20 Very good.
33:22 Our audience says they are enjoying it.
33:25 Let's talk to them.
33:26 I see a poet in the audience.
33:30 Sir. - Okay.
33:32 He is a famous poet.
33:33 Give the mic to him.
33:34 Greetings. - Greetings.
33:36 My name is Naeem Abbas Sajid.
33:37 Yes. - I would like to recite a poem.
33:39 Go ahead. - Go ahead.
33:41 "I always listen to you."
33:45 "I always come to you."
33:47 Wow.
33:49 "When I don't need you."
33:52 Wow.
33:53 "I have many flaws."
33:55 Wow.
33:59 "When you call me for food."
34:02 Wow.
34:03 "I come to you."
34:05 Wow.
34:07 "Migration is not easy."
34:11 Wow.
34:12 "Migration is not easy."
34:14 Wow.
34:15 "I get affected by it."
34:17 Wow.
34:19 "Look at the poem."
34:21 "I can't control my feelings."
34:24 Wow.
34:25 "I can't control my feelings."
34:28 "I control everything."
34:30 Wow.
34:33 Very good.
34:37 Sir, very good.
34:37 He has stolen the fair.
34:39 He has stolen the fair. Now leave.
34:41 Sir, we are lucky that you have come to us.
34:47 Very good. - Thank you.
34:49 Very good. - Very nice.
34:50 Sir, thank you. - Thank you.
34:51 Next.
34:52 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
34:53 My name is Tauqeer Abbas Tauqeer.
34:55 I also recite poems.
34:56 Wow.
34:58 "All the beauties of the city are in their places."
35:01 Wow.
35:01 "And those ladies are in their places."
35:03 Wow.
35:05 And the next poem is for everyone except Mr. Agha Majid.
35:08 Yes.
35:09 "We will meet after death."
35:11 Wow.
35:12 "I will get two acres of land in my place."
35:14 You will not get two acres of land.
35:17 You are not in a partnership with anyone.
35:19 In fact, you will not get a place there.
35:21 You will be a bee.
35:22 Sir, what are you saying?
35:24 "We will meet after death."
35:26 Wow.
35:27 "I will get two acres of land in my place."
35:29 Wow.
35:30 "And I will kill Shah and make him my king."
35:32 Wow.
35:33 "I will be on the throne."
35:35 "And Madina is no less than Khuld."
35:37 "Khuld will be in her place."
35:39 Wow.
35:40 "Khuld will be in her place."
35:42 "And she is in her place."
35:44 "I am also in my place."
35:46 Wow.
35:47 Very nice.
35:49 Wow.
35:50 Very nice.
35:51 I know Mr. Kheer.
35:52 Really?
35:53 We met at his station.
35:55 What was that about?
35:56 He gave a black color to the girl and made her a blackbird.
35:59 I also remember.
36:02 Okay.
36:02 He is begging there.
36:05 He said, "You are in your place. I am in my place."
36:08 Next scene. Next.
36:11 Greetings.
36:11 Greetings.
36:12 My name is Ashfaq Hussain.
36:13 Yes.
36:13 Mr. Agha, your turn.
36:14 In the name of God.
36:15 I am from Shakir Shujabadi.
36:16 "There are thousands of beauties in the world."
36:20 Wow.
36:21 "Some are the heirs, some are the sons."
36:23 "Some are the daughters-in-law of the Sultan."
36:25 Wow.
36:26 "The prince of the court."
36:28 Yes.
36:28 "The one who kisses everyone."
36:30 "He is the one who lives with the dreams of the world."
36:34 Wow.
36:35 Wow.
36:36 Wow.
36:37 What was your first line?
36:40 "Oh, God, there are thousands of beauties in the world."
36:43 Sir, do you think he is a beauty?
36:45 He is a good man.
36:46 He is a good man.
36:47 Yes.
36:47 He is a good man.
36:48 He is saying, "Oh, God, there are thousands of beauties in the world."
36:53 I thought he was saying, "Oh, God, there are thousands of beauties in the world."
36:58 Beauties.
36:59 Believe me, when you made me sit here..
37:01 Yes.
37:02 ..I thought you were selling sweets from the village.
37:05 He didn't even touch me.
37:06 He didn't even touch me.
37:07 "Oh, God, there are thousands of beauties in the world."
37:09 "No one eats sweets from the village."
37:11 Yes.
37:13 Greetings. My name is Arshia.
37:15 And I will deliver the dialogue in different emotions.
37:19 Okay. Greetings, Arshia.
37:22 And you want to deliver the dialogue in different emotions.
37:26 Wow.
37:26 So, should I give you a dialogue first?
37:28 Yes.
37:29 Your dialogue is..
37:30 "It's been 50 years since my grandfather died."
37:34 "Today, he ate minced bread."
37:36 Wow.
37:36 So, come to the centre and perform.
37:38 Wow.
37:40 Your first emotion is..
37:43 ..sadness.
37:45 "It's been 30 years since my grandfather died."
37:48 "Today, he ate minced bread."
37:51 Wow.
37:52 Grandpa.
37:53 Grandpa, I think all the minced animals are dead.
37:58 Okay. Now, you..
38:00 ..will say this dialogue in a very surprising way.
38:04 "It's been 50 years since my grandfather died."
38:06 "Today, he ate minced bread."
38:09 Wow.
38:10 Grandpa knew where he gets it from.
38:13 Now, you will say it in a very angry way.
38:16 "It's been 50 years since my grandfather died."
38:19 "Today, he ate minced bread."
38:20 Why are you telling us? We have killed our grandfather.
38:23 Very good.
38:26 Very good.
38:29 Yes, sir.
38:30 Greetings.
38:31 Greetings.
38:32 My name is Imran Malik. I have come from Maridke.
38:34 Okay.
38:35 Your show is very beautiful.
38:38 Thank you, sir.
38:39 Your entire team deserves congratulations.
38:42 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
38:43 I have brought a couplet for Malaika.
38:45 Wow.
38:47 Sir, does he bite?
38:48 "I put out the lamps in the evening."
38:53 "Do it well. I have asked for it."
38:55 Listen to me.
38:59 "I put out the lamps in the evening."
39:03 "My heart is enough to burn in your memory."
39:05 "My heart is enough to burn in your memory."
39:12 I hope you are watching this show, Ali.
39:15 And you are all his students.
39:16 Yes.
39:17 First, put out the lamps.
39:18 He puts out the lamps in the evening.
39:20 Yes.
39:24 Greetings.
39:24 Greetings.
39:25 My name is Ishmael Ahmed.
39:27 Yes.
39:27 I would like to recite a couplet to my friends.
39:30 Wow.
39:31 Doesn't your WhatsApp work?
39:33 Go ahead.
39:36 "Who says friendship ruins?"
39:39 "If someone is going to live, the world remembers."
39:41 Wow.
39:43 Wow.
39:45 Wow.
39:47 This was today's show.
39:48 We will meet you in the next show.
39:50 Take care.
39:51 Goodbye.
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