Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 29th December 2023
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00:00 "O' smart ones, O' smart ones."
00:02 Assalamu Alaikum, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'O' Smart Ones'.
00:06 Friends, you must have seen that when successful people tell their hard-earned stories,
00:11 many people get disappointed.
00:13 They say, "It is so hard to listen to that we won't be able to do it.
00:18 It will never happen. Remember, all these stories
00:22 seem very difficult to listen to.
00:25 But the hard work they have done is of one or two hours.
00:29 Hard work in a day, a month, a year.
00:32 It's not like they do it all in a jiffy.
00:36 If you decide today that you want to work harder than that,
00:41 you will know that this hard work is for 4, 5, 10 years.
00:45 It doesn't happen in a jiffy.
00:46 I remember Dale Carnegie. He has written in his book
00:50 that if he had told his wife in advance that he would have to wash so many dishes
00:55 and clothes every day,
00:57 he would have written in his book that he would have never married her
01:01 because all the dishes he washed in his life,
01:04 if they were shown together, it would have been a mountain.
01:07 She would have run away and not married him.
01:09 He says, "She supports me with so much love and affection
01:13 that she doesn't realise how much hard work we have to do together.
01:16 So remember, all this hard work you hear is not very difficult.
01:20 You have to do it slowly, one hour at a time, one month at a time,
01:23 one day at a time. So, be strong. Don't be disappointed.
01:26 Let's start the show with this message.
01:29 Let's take you to the airport and see what's happening there.
01:33 Yes, brother.
01:34 Brother, you have to pay me now.
01:37 - You have reached the airport. - Yes, I did say the same thing.
01:40 - Greetings. - Greetings.
01:42 - How are you? - I am fine. How are you?
01:44 - I am fine. - Are you well?
01:45 Yes, I am fine. Thank God.
01:47 - How are you? - I am fine. I am enjoying.
01:49 - Is everything fine at home? - Yes.
01:51 Who are you?
01:53 You have already said everything wrong.
01:56 It's a good thing that you asked.
01:58 - Where are you going? - I am going to London.
02:01 Wow! Which airline are you going to?
02:03 I don't know. Who gives me the tickets?
02:05 You will go to the airline where the tickets are.
02:12 - Where are you going? - I am not going. I am going to the airline.
02:15 - Are you his friend? - Sir, I am not his friend. I am an agent.
02:18 - Which agent? - He has given me a visa.
02:20 - Yes. - If you are a travel agent,
02:22 - why do you come with him? - Yes.
02:24 Sir, I have some payments left.
02:26 - Really? - I will take them.
02:27 Yes, sir. I kept them for myself.
02:29 I am a simple man. I am going abroad for the first time.
02:32 - Yes. - I don't know.
02:33 I told him to stay with me.
02:35 If I go, I will put a ladder and hold your legs.
02:38 He is so simple that he knows that he will go with you if he keeps the payment.
02:42 - Take the boarding pass so that he doesn't go. - Okay.
02:45 Boarding pass. What is that?
02:47 - Here. Give your ticket and take the boarding pass. - Okay.
02:50 Sit here. Sit here and give me my money.
02:52 - Okay. - You can take the boarding pass. I don't have time.
02:55 Take the money. Let him get his boarding pass.
02:57 I don't have to take the money.
02:59 - Did you give the money for the ticket? - Yes, sir.
03:02 - What else do you have? - I have the remaining money.
03:04 - I have it. - What money?
03:06 - Sir, I had told you that I have 2 lakhs. - Yes.
03:08 - Are you going to the first class? - No, sir.
03:10 - Okay. Business class. - Yes.
03:13 Which ticket did you make for him?
03:15 Sir, I have prepared the case. I have prepared everything.
03:18 Will you give me my money?
03:19 You should have 10-15 thousand to prepare the case.
03:21 - That's it. - Yes.
03:22 Anwar, tell me how much land have you sold?
03:25 Sir, I have sold the land to someone.
03:27 I have bought 6 lakhs from the landlord.
03:29 - Oh. Whose land was it? - It was also the landlord's.
03:32 He is such a nice landlord.
03:34 He is giving 6 lakhs and land as well.
03:36 No, sir.
03:38 The one who bought 6 lakhs is a different landlord.
03:40 The one who sold the land is a different landlord.
03:42 Okay. And you have bought the ticket yourself.
03:44 No. The landlord gave me the money in between.
03:46 - Didn't you reach there in a hurry? - Yes.
03:52 The one who bought the land is a different landlord.
03:54 Okay. That means you are going out of the village.
03:57 How many sisters do you have in total?
03:59 I have seven sisters.
04:01 Then you can go anywhere in the world.
04:04 So, seven sisters are helping you.
04:08 No. Four of them have done it.
04:11 - Three of them live here. - Okay.
04:13 - Four sisters are going to the UK. - Yes.
04:15 If the rest of them take care of you, you can do a world tour.
04:17 Whose suitcase is this?
04:20 - What? - Yes.
04:22 We gave it to him.
04:24 - And he brought it back. - He brought it back.
04:26 Guess who is the one who is a simple man.
04:30 What work did you do here?
04:32 Sir, I am thankful to God.
04:35 - I don't have to search for a tent at weddings. - Yes.
04:37 I do all the catering work at weddings.
04:40 Did your father do this work? Did you learn it from him?
04:43 No. I have seven sisters.
04:45 I know everything.
04:47 How much money do you have left?
04:50 I have 4.5 lakhs.
04:51 Listen to me. He has given you 15 lakhs.
04:55 In fact, it's almost 17 lakhs.
04:56 Sir, I have 4.5 lakhs left.
04:58 Why did you take 22 lakhs?
05:00 Sir, I don't have a bank statement.
05:02 - Okay. - I have to make it. You tell me.
05:04 Yes. No. You have to make the property documents.
05:08 No. I have a big account. I have to pay for it.
05:11 You look like a sister.
05:13 No.
05:14 He is making his sister's bank statement.
05:17 Sir, I don't have a single document of the property.
05:20 You must have made it.
05:21 No. I have a younger sister.
05:23 Sir, she doesn't know Farsi.
05:25 - Okay. - I have a friend who is a Farsi speaker.
05:28 - He will help me. - Do you know anyone there?
05:30 No. He has a big account. I have put it there.
05:32 - In Nadra? - Yes.
05:36 You can sell the entire village if you have a big account.
05:39 Who are you?
05:43 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
05:45 This is your captain, Naveed.
05:47 Our flight from Lahore to London..
05:51 ..five hours..
05:54 Thank you.
05:59 - Captain, tell me. - Yes.
06:03 Do you do this on purpose?
06:05 Sir, what?
06:06 What you did just now. I don't understand what you said after good evening.
06:09 No, sir. You don't know English. That's why I was telling you.
06:12 What are you doing here? Go on a plane.
06:15 Sir, there is one seat left.
06:17 I will go when the flights are completed.
06:19 Why do you want to complete the flights?
06:21 Sir, as you know, corona hit every business.
06:23 Yes, exactly. And especially flights and all those operations.
06:26 Oh, brother. Corona has ruined everything.
06:29 Trust the business. You will get everything.
06:31 - Captain. - Brother, trust me.
06:33 What is brother, captain?
06:35 As in brother.
06:38 Brother, you change. Take one seat.
06:44 - We have time. - Okay.
06:46 Sell one ticket somehow.
06:48 So that I can take the plane.
06:50 Do whatever you have to.
06:51 - Sell the ticket. I will eat at the canteen. - Okay, sir.
06:53 Okay.
06:54 I will count the race.
06:56 I have to read the clutch first.
06:57 - Uncle. - Yes.
07:02 Give me the money. I don't have time.
07:04 - Okay. - Very good.
07:06 - I am in a bad mood. - Why are you taking tea there?
07:08 Sir, I will go there and work hard.
07:10 You can work hard for 22 lakhs here.
07:13 - Yes. - Which 22 lakhs?
07:15 22 lakhs.
07:17 55 lakhs.
07:19 87 and 3.
07:22 I have come close to crores.
07:25 I told my mother that when I earn 70-80 lakhs
07:29 I will come to Pakistan.
07:31 And what will you do next?
07:33 - My plan is very clear. - What?
07:35 I will sell the land of the airport.
07:37 - Yes. - I will give the fort of land.
07:39 - Done. - The one who took 6.5 lakhs
07:41 - will return 6.5 lakhs. - Yes.
07:43 And I will return everything that I have brought.
07:45 What will you do after that?
07:46 I will do the work of my tents.
07:48 It is a clean plane.
07:52 You will get a good meal.
07:53 I don't want to go. I am getting late.
07:55 Who is he?
07:56 Sir, I am getting late.
07:58 I will make juice.
07:59 I have got this uncle to send you out.
08:02 - Don't. - I don't want to go out.
08:04 - You don't have to go. Make a ticket. - Passport.
08:06 He is our man.
08:08 What is our man?
08:11 - He is our man. - Go and see your cart.
08:14 He was a potential customer.
08:17 The name of the airline is Bhatta Aircraft.
08:22 - Uncle. - Yes.
08:25 Give me money.
08:27 - I will give you money. - You have travelled a lot.
08:30 - Give me. - We don't give money for the first time.
08:33 - Very good. - I can take you to London with this money.
08:37 Where?
08:38 I don't want to go home with this money.
08:39 I will take you to London.
08:41 Make your boarding pass.
08:42 - Where will I make it? - He will make it from here.
08:44 Mr. Haroon, two or four people will be together.
08:47 I will get to know how they are making it.
08:50 I will also make it. I will get to know.
08:51 - He is very innocent. - Yes.
08:53 Look, I have reached the airport.
08:56 Yes. The money that is coming in my account..
08:59 ..I will save it.
09:00 Yes. I will come back after the meeting.
09:04 The money that is coming in the account..
09:06 ..are you making someone save it?
09:09 It's okay for the people who are open.
09:11 Excuse me, sir. Your boarding pass.
09:14 - You have made the boarding pass? - Yes.
09:16 Yes. Yes. Yes.
09:17 I am just going to the meeting.
09:18 I am going. I am going back tomorrow.
09:21 What?
09:22 He is going to London and coming back tomorrow.
09:24 - You will reach tomorrow. - I will reach tomorrow.
09:26 I will reach tomorrow.
09:28 The meeting in Manchester is going on.
09:32 It got cancelled.
09:34 You are crazy.
09:36 Return the ticket. I don't want to go.
09:38 Here, sir.
09:39 It's okay.
09:40 It's Birmingham. It's in Manchester.
09:45 - Yes. - Yes.
09:46 Increase the boarding.
09:48 Yes. Yes.
09:51 Mr. Jamshed's..
09:52 - Your boarding pass is ready. - Boarding pass.
09:54 Boarding pass is ready.
09:56 Okay.
09:57 I am getting a call from France.
09:59 They are saying that you have reached London.
10:01 France?
10:03 The call will come here. He will tell you that he has come to you from London.
10:07 I have a PA. I have a steno.
10:10 I have a manager.
10:12 Yes. I am going to the meeting.
10:14 Oh!
10:15 Then?
10:17 You are making me feel dizzy.
10:20 The meeting got cancelled. Return the ticket.
10:22 What nonsense is this?
10:24 Return the ticket. I am coming back from London.
10:27 I have to go back.
10:28 They are saying that the meeting in Birmingham got cancelled.
10:31 I have to go to Manchester.
10:33 Oh!
10:34 Increase the boarding.
10:35 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:37 Listen to me.
10:40 The work that you do..
10:43 I have bought a laptop for you.
10:45 You watch movies on it. Pushpa and all.
10:48 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:50 I have a fair. Check it.
10:53 - Excellent. - I am giving you a salary.
10:56 I am going to the meeting. Receive me.
10:59 He cannot receive me.
11:00 You are coming to Pakistan.
11:02 The meeting got cancelled.
11:04 What will I do there?
11:06 Return the ticket.
11:07 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:08 Can I have a meeting without you?
11:10 Is this a party?
11:12 Can I have a meeting without you?
11:15 Okay.
11:16 Increase the boarding.
11:17 I am coming.
11:19 You can go to Pakistan.
11:22 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:25 I think their flight got cancelled.
11:27 Why don't you feel ashamed?
11:29 You are educated. What are you doing?
11:30 You have spread filth.
11:32 You think that..
11:34 ..it is not there.
11:36 It is not there.
11:37 You are asking why I am spreading filth.
11:40 Oh!
11:41 It gets cleaned.
11:42 Excellent. That's the matter.
11:44 You are very smart.
11:45 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:47 Why should I pick it up?
11:48 You are smart.
11:49 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:51 Stay on the line. I will clean the line.
11:53 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:54 I don't know who is the cancelled one and who is the meeting one.
11:58 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:00 Where are you?
12:01 - Behind. - Behind.
12:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:05 This is the one.
12:07 Give me that. I will go with you.
12:09 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:10 I am coming.
12:12 You..
12:14 ..confirm it first.
12:16 - Give me the boarding pass. - Here.
12:20 You idiot. You should have given me the ticket.
12:23 Okay. I have reached the airport.
12:27 You are going to Karachi.
12:30 There are thousands of flights from London to Karachi.
12:32 You should have taken the ticket.
12:33 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:35 Don't worry. I have reached.
12:37 I have reached the airport.
12:38 Uncle, what are you doing?
12:40 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:42 This is the first time I am wearing a pillow.
12:46 What is this, Mr. Chaudhary?
12:47 This is theft. We get tensed because of theft.
12:49 He is tensed because he thinks he is asking for money.
12:52 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:54 - Mr. Chaudhary. - He is tensed.
12:55 Give him the bag.
12:57 A little ahead.
12:58 [DOOR BELL RINGING]
12:59 Uncle, give me two tickets.
13:02 You are stealing the money.
13:04 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:05 Mr. Chaudhary, I have one ticket.
13:06 We are husband and wife.
13:08 We don't need one ticket. We need two tickets.
13:10 How can you give two tickets?
13:12 Which airport is this? It is so short.
13:15 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:16 Get down.
13:17 Chaudhary wants to get out of the trolley.
13:19 He is not getting out.
13:20 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:21 Mr. Chaudhary, why are you sitting in the trolley?
13:22 - This is not a boy. - Yes.
13:24 - He is my servant. - Yes.
13:26 He is selling the bag.
13:28 - Okay. - I am a big man.
13:29 - Yes. - I am a bag seller.
13:32 I am a big man.
13:33 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:35 Which girl is not interested in the bag?
13:37 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:39 She is not talking to the bag.
13:42 Reverse the car. I will make her talk to the face.
13:44 [ALL LAUGHING]
13:46 Mr. Chaudhary, how will you get out of this?
13:49 I will get out.
13:50 This is the first time I am sitting in a trolley.
13:52 Get down and show me.
13:54 - Let's go and see. - Yes.
13:55 Hold this.
13:56 This is a trolley.
13:58 Someone help me.
14:00 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:01 Mr. Chaudhary, get up.
14:02 Get up. I will show you.
14:04 You will make me sit in the trolley.
14:06 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:08 I will tell you. You sit in the back.
14:09 Put both your legs inside.
14:10 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:11 - Good. - Chaudhary, do you like it or not?
14:15 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:16 Mr. Arun, look at yourself.
14:17 - Yes. - This is not a trolley.
14:19 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:21 It looks like a leg of a deer.
14:23 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:24 Sir, help him.
14:26 - Chaudhary... - I am a rich man.
14:28 Chaudhary, don't touch it. It will hurt.
14:31 It will hurt.
14:32 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:33 Chaudhary, hold this.
14:36 Put it here.
14:37 Stand still.
14:38 - Chaudhary, it will move. - Oh!
14:40 [ALL LAUGHING]
14:43 - I am out. - Oh!
14:44 Good.
14:45 This is the way I was taught.
14:47 He has a fracture in his back.
14:50 It is not a fracture. It is the attitude of a Chaudhary.
14:52 What kind of attitude is this?
14:54 Chaudhary is a master of the back.
14:57 Chaudhary, go and sit here.
14:58 I will sit here. You sit there.
15:00 [ALL LAUGHING]
15:02 Sir, give me the ticket.
15:03 Take the trolley.
15:05 Sir, where is the chair?
15:07 Go back.
15:08 I will be back in a minute.
15:10 Please make him sit.
15:12 He is so helpful. He is helping everyone.
15:14 - Come here. - Sir, tell me something.
15:16 Is this your attitude
15:18 because of your ancestors or the land?
15:21 It should be.
15:22 It is the attitude of a Chaudhary.
15:24 He is saying that he kicked me.
15:25 [ALL LAUGHING]
15:27 - Straighten the tyre. - Sit there.
15:29 - Yes. - Chaudhary, don't you have a folding car?
15:31 [ALL LAUGHING]
15:34 Basiya, get the bag.
15:36 Coming, Chaudhary.
15:37 Chaudhary, tell me something.
15:39 Is this your airport and not your mansion?
15:41 - Go now. - Okay, Chaudhary.
15:43 Uncle, give me two tickets.
15:46 I will take as much money as I want.
15:48 Chaudhary, this is a plane.
15:49 It is not a toy.
15:51 - This is one ticket. - Hello.
15:53 - Get something. - Yes.
15:56 Mr. Jamshed.
15:58 The meeting is cancelled.
16:01 [ALL LAUGHING]
16:04 This is a plane.
16:05 Confirm it.
16:08 Is it cancelled?
16:11 [ALL LAUGHING]
16:13 - Keep the ticket. - Confirm it when I say.
16:16 [ALL LAUGHING]
16:17 - Send the money in my account. - Okay.
16:21 Why am I sitting here?
16:23 - Have you got two seats? - Yes.
16:25 - Get the tickets. - Give me the passport.
16:27 Give him the passport.
16:29 Oh, I forgot the passport at home.
16:32 Give the phone to Basiya and ask her to give the passport.
16:35 Oh, my God!
16:38 I told you to send one ticket. You have taken another one.
16:42 [ALL LAUGHING]
16:43 You are not a human being.
16:45 You have a folding car.
16:46 What were you doing when you returned the ticket?
16:47 Basiya, bring the passport and come here.
16:50 Sir, we have to buy two tickets.
16:52 Welcome on board, ladies and gentlemen.
16:56 This is your captain...
16:57 [MUMBLING]
16:58 [ALL LAUGHING]
17:01 [MUMBLING]
17:02 Thank you.
17:04 [ALL LAUGHING]
17:05 Oh, my God!
17:07 - This is not a plane. - No, sir.
17:09 I am a regular customer.
17:12 The meeting is confirmed.
17:14 Give me the ticket on the boarding card.
17:16 - You want to buy the ticket? - Yes.
17:17 But the charges are more.
17:19 - How much? - It has been cancelled.
17:21 You have to pay Rs. 1.5 lakh more.
17:23 - Rs. 1.5 lakh? - I will give you Rs. 2.5 lakh.
17:25 - The tickets are here. - Why will you give me Rs. 2.5 lakh?
17:28 It's not our problem. I will give you.
17:30 Sir, I have the tickets.
17:32 There will be more problems.
17:33 I have a female companion. I won't give you.
17:36 This is how it is. I have a female companion too.
17:39 [ALL LAUGHING]
17:41 [ALL APPLAUDING]
17:43 Mr. Echauri, is he a female companion?
17:46 [ALL LAUGHING]
17:48 I will buy the tickets here.
17:50 I will be killed here.
17:52 I will be hanged here.
17:54 Don't be hanged. He is a dog.
17:56 Sir, I will lose crores of rupees.
17:58 It's my meeting. Confirm the tickets.
18:00 I will pay you.
18:02 - I am giving you Rs. 2.5 lakh. - I am not giving you.
18:04 You will eat it.
18:06 What nonsense is this?
18:09 - Who will give me the last? - I will give you.
18:11 Mr. Echauri, who are you giving?
18:12 I am not giving anyone. Get up. Let's go.
18:15 - Transfer Rs. 5 lakh. - Listen to me.
18:17 - He is transferring Rs. 5 lakh. - I am giving Rs. 3 lakh.
18:20 Will you go half way?
18:21 [ALL LAUGHING]
18:23 - Here is the ticket. - Sir, it's confirmed.
18:26 - This money is in your account. - Here is my boarding pass.
18:29 - Boarding pass. - Okay.
18:31 Oh, he is giving money in his account.
18:35 - Do you have one ticket? - Yes.
18:36 - Come with me. - Hello.
18:40 They will keep fighting. Get up and get the boarding pass.
18:43 - Okay. - You complete the rides. I will check the oil and water.
18:46 - Yes, I will do it. - Don't hit the terrain.
18:49 - Boarding pass. - Sir, where are you going?
18:51 - I am going to London. - You can't go to London.
18:53 - Why? - This is not a ticket to London.
18:56 - Yes. - I won't go to London. This is a ticket to the city.
18:58 [ALL LAUGHING]
19:00 - He has cheated you. - Rs. 2.5 lakh.
19:04 - Yes. - Get up quickly. The song must have started.
19:07 [ALL LAUGHING]
19:11 Viewers, there is a small break. We will meet after the break.
19:14 - Sir, the kids are sleeping. Bring more. - Dear.
19:16 Mr. Vicky is sitting with a gun near the gutter.
19:19 I said, what is this? He said, Daddu has cut his cheek.
19:21 [ALL LAUGHING]
19:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:28 Welcome back, viewers. Yes, Irza.
19:36 Our audience has come from far.
19:38 They have some questions and they want to showcase their talent.
19:41 - I think we should go to the audience. - Yes, please.
19:44 - Greetings. - Greetings.
19:45 - My name is Yusra Arooj. - Yes.
19:47 - I want to recite a poem. - Go ahead.
19:49 "Some evening comes remembering you."
19:52 "Some evening goes remembering you."
19:55 "We are waiting for that evening which comes with you."
19:58 - Wow! - Wow!
20:00 - Amazing. - Very good.
20:02 I don't know what kind of a bath they have kept in the evening.
20:05 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:06 "Some evening goes remembering you."
20:08 "You are a ride of the digging lady."
20:09 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:11 "If educated kids don't play with computers."
20:14 "Your kids will climb on the roof."
20:16 "First, you will be pushed down or me?"
20:17 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:19 - Next. - Greetings. My name is Hadiya.
20:22 - Yes. - Mr. Goga is so famous.
20:24 So famous. All the soap companies are after him.
20:27 - Do you know why? - Why?
20:28 So that our soap doesn't get a bath.
20:30 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:32 Dear, you are wrong. He is tied up in two companies.
20:35 - Why? - His soap didn't get a bath.
20:37 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:38 If he ever bathes in a soap, he will bathe in a big towel.
20:42 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:43 The company people are making him sit outside the house.
20:45 When he comes out of the toilet, he smiles.
20:47 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:49 But Goga, has any company ever offered you
20:51 to become our brand ambassador?
20:53 - What? - Yes.
20:55 Geyser people.
20:56 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:58 Goga, Pakistan was formed in 1947.
21:01 You still don't know the song from that time.
21:03 [ALL LAUGHING]
21:06 - Mr. Ram, the kids are waiting. Bring more. - Dear.
21:08 Mr. Vicky is sitting with a gun in his hand.
21:11 I said, 'What is this? He said, 'Daddu has a broken cheek.'
21:13 [ALL LAUGHING]
21:17 - Have you got the news? - Which one?
21:20 That Mr. Salim is going to work in a Hollywood film.
21:23 - Yes. - Wow!
21:25 [ALL CHEERING]
21:27 Wow! Mr. Salim.
21:30 And this is a small news that he is going to work in a Hollywood film.
21:34 The bigger news is that he is a hero.
21:36 Wow!
21:37 Wow!
21:39 He is playing the role of Pustol.
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21:43 Mr. Salim, tell us something. Are you going to America to make a film?
21:46 Yes, I am going to a city in America.
21:48 - Which capital? - Virginia.
21:50 - Virginia. - Virginia.
21:51 - I am going to that state. - That street.
21:53 - No, that is a state. - State.
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22:01 - It is a big thing for us. - It is a big thing for us.
22:03 - It is a matter of honor. - It is true.
22:05 That you will not be in many of our shows.
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22:09 But you will not miss me, right?
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22:12 No, Mr. Salim. May God bless you.
22:15 - Amen. - And may God make your film a super hit.
22:19 - Is this the name of the film, 'Dollar'? - The name of the film is 'Dollar'.
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22:27 They don't care about the dollar.
22:29 They count 100 rupees as 3 times.
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22:32 Next.
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22:36 - I want to say a couplet. - Go ahead.
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22:49 Wow.
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23:31 Very good. Next.
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23:39 Wow.
23:41 Very good.
23:44 Sir, please recite it.
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34:07 Thank you very much, viewers. This was today's show.
34:10 We'll see you in the next show. Take care.
34:13 Goodbye.
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