Hoshyarian | Eid Day 2 | Haroon Rafiq | Azhar Ali | Comedy Show | 18th June 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyan.
00:05Viewers, I wish you a very happy Eid from the entire team of me and ARY.
00:09I thought a lot about who should be invited to this Eid, with whom should we celebrate Eid.
00:15So I thought there should be a guest who himself has a great personality,
00:19everyone talks good about him.
00:21And if he is intelligent, understands humor, is a youngster, is energetic,
00:26then I didn't have to think much.
00:28So I thought of Pakistan's cricket team's ex-captain.
00:33Please welcome Azhar Ali.
00:44Assalam-o-Alaikum, happy Eid to you.
00:47Happy Eid to you too.
00:48Thank you so much for coming to celebrate Eid with us.
00:51Thank you so much for inviting us.
00:53Thank you, we have also arranged for animals.
00:56You were telling me that this time you have gifted me a camel.
00:59You have got it.
01:00But the problem is that you have to sacrifice this camel.
01:03But it will be with ARY.
01:05How was your Eid?
01:07Eid was great, as always.
01:09I am lucky that I had a big Eid with my family.
01:13All the Eids of 4-5 years were spent outside the country.
01:17I was playing country cricket in England.
01:19So sometimes my family used to be there, sometimes not.
01:22With extended family, you don't get a chance to celebrate outside the country.
01:28But thank God, this time I had both big and small Eids at home.
01:32Big Eid is a big celebration.
01:34So who did you sacrifice on this big Eid?
01:37Usually, I sacrifice goats.
01:40I like goats.
01:42So I always try to sacrifice goats.
01:45Sacrifice should be something that you like the most.
01:51I like animals.
01:53So I try to buy them.
01:55And sacrifice them.
01:57Obviously, there are kids at home.
02:00You get attached to animals a lot.
02:02Actually, it feels like you are sacrificing something close to your heart.
02:08HR Malaika has said that if you want to sacrifice something that you love,
02:12then don't sacrifice love first.
02:15Azhar, you like goats.
02:17I like camels.
02:18I have taken it.
02:20But I have always sacrificed goats according to my status.
02:27What difference do you feel between Pakistan's cricket and county cricket?
02:33What is going to be upgraded?
02:34There is a lot of professionalism.
02:36And the players are looked after very well.
02:41Sometimes I feel that the look after of the county team is better
02:45than the cricket players of Pakistan.
02:46I am not saying this financially.
02:48But as a whole system,
02:50if you look at their fitness, their medical panel,
02:55their well-being mentally,
02:59they take better care of it.
03:01Financially, there is more money in international cricket.
03:04But you have to look after the players in every way.
03:07How are you spending your days after cricket?
03:09I am getting used to it.
03:10It's been more than a year since I retired.
03:13Sometimes, I play cricket here and there.
03:17I feel that you still have cricket in you.
03:19Yes, Alhamdulillah.
03:20But there comes a time when you should leave cricket
03:24especially in a country like Pakistan,
03:26where you have a little bit left.
03:27Otherwise, you will lose a lot of weight.
03:30This is true.
03:31And it's a big thing that you left cricket at your peak time.
03:34Although, you were 2-3 matches behind in the Century of Tests.
03:38Yes, 3 matches behind.
03:39But you are consistent and very good.
03:42Especially, I saw that whenever you came,
03:46we used to feel that he is not going to play foolish.
03:50What happens in the mind when you get a wrong shot
03:53or miss the catch?
03:55What do you say to yourself at that time?
03:57You missed a catch.
03:59What was the first sentence in your mind
04:01as soon as you missed the catch?
04:02What were those words?
04:03I think you are asking about the catch in Kohli.
04:07As soon as I missed the catch,
04:10I thought that my car windows are broken.
04:15Because when we were young,
04:17we used to lose matches from India.
04:19For example, we were losing the quarter-finals
04:21of the 1996 World Cup.
04:22At that time, we were entering cricket.
04:25At that time, I heard that this player's house windows are broken
04:28and his house windows are broken.
04:30When I missed the catch,
04:31I thought that if Kohli scores 100 today,
04:33then I am gone.
04:34His house windows are broken.
04:35Thank God, he got out in the next ball.
04:38Because of this, I was saved.
04:40Otherwise, these days,
04:41this is a funny way to ask questions.
04:43Otherwise, this was a disease of my life.
04:45There was one more thing that happened.
04:47You thought that he was shocked.
04:49You were talking very confidently.
04:51He ran out at the back.
04:53I want to know the first sentence in your mind
04:56when he ran out and you were standing.
04:58What was the first sentence you said to yourself?
05:00Sir, he is a Punjabi.
05:01How can he say that sentence on TV?
05:06It was a shock.
05:08We were talking to each other
05:11about how the ball was swinging.
05:13At that time, I thought that
05:16why did he throw such a weird thing?
05:18Otherwise, he would have easily thrown it at the back.
05:20Why did he throw it so hard?
05:22I got a little shocked.
05:23Should I run and go back?
05:24Then I said, no, this will not happen.
05:25It feels bad.
05:28Anyway, he ran out.
05:29When he came back, it was a shock.
05:32Obviously, everyone was very serious at first.
05:35Because our situation was very good at that time.
05:37We had a lot of lead.
05:39Then the boys started joking.
05:41Then I started laughing at him.
05:43There was nothing in the ground.
05:44He was talking to himself.
05:46I don't want to play with him anymore.
06:04Someone teach me how to play cricket.
06:08Wow!
06:10I am not blind, but I sing well.
06:13Excuse me.
06:15This is swag.
06:16I am not blind.
06:17Do you know that this swag is not blind?
06:20If the husband is not good, then you have to do something.
06:24And when the wife is not good, then this happens.
06:26Wow!
06:30When there is no pay parity in the industry, then this has to be done.
06:36Do you know, Azhar?
06:38We don't come here.
06:39We have come here today because..
06:41Because we have come to know that you are our big fan.
06:44You are our fan and you have to give us Eidi.
06:46And from here, we will not go without taking a loan of lakhs.
06:49I know that we had talked about Rs. 5000.
06:51But we have increased it to lakhs.
06:52From where will we give lakhs?
06:53We have taken retirement.
06:54We have taken retirement.
06:55We are not getting pension.
06:57No, Azhar.
06:58I know this.
06:59This is a goat.
07:00This is Eidi.
07:01Then give us goats and sheep.
07:03There is a camel too.
07:04There is a goat in front.
07:05Okay, let's sing a song for them.
07:07Let's sing a couple of songs.
07:08Then maybe it will increase.
07:10One, two.
07:11Inky pinky ponky.
07:13Daddy bought a donkey.
07:16Donkey died.
07:17Daddy cried.
07:18Inky pinky ponky.
07:20Shut up.
07:25My beloved has come.
07:29My Eid has come.
07:33I had given it to stop.
07:36We sing so badly.
07:37Yes.
07:40But Azhar, this is less.
07:42It is such a big sin to take money from a retired person.
07:45I have given Rs. 5000.
07:46What else do you want?
07:47Azhar, you have seen the whole world.
07:49What reputation will you have?
07:51Okay, one second.
07:52One second.
07:53This is our financial department.
07:56They said that they have got Rs. 5000 salary.
07:59What are you saying?
08:00It won't happen like this.
08:01It won't happen like this.
08:02Yes.
08:03How much money do you want?
08:04How much money do you want for the house?
08:05One more song.
08:06In my dreams.
08:07In my dreams.
08:08In my dreams.
08:09In my dreams.
08:10In my dreams.
08:11In my dreams.
08:12In my dreams.
08:13Call me every day.
08:14My scarf is soft.
08:17What should I do with this trouble?
08:21Okay, my question is.
08:23Azhar, tell me.
08:24You are giving Eidi to the singer.
08:26Actually, Malaika.
08:27He only gives Eidi to two beautiful girls.
08:29Listen to me.
08:30Can I take it back?
08:32Azhar, we will sing your favourite song.
08:34No.
08:35I have given it for so long.
08:36Stop it.
08:38Okay.
08:39I will tell you.
08:40He is doing it in his heart.
08:41I will tell you the truth.
08:42He doesn't want to give you more money.
08:44I have seen him.
08:45He will go out and catch me.
08:46No.
08:47What do you mean?
08:48Why do you want to give him more money?
08:49I have seen him.
08:50And if you go home at night.
08:51Both husbands will say.
08:52Give me Rs. 5.
08:54Okay, tell me your favourite song.
08:56You just do one last thing.
08:59Okay.
09:01Azhar, tell him the song.
09:02In which he doesn't have to give money.
09:03He is such a brave singer.
09:05That he wants to sing after so much insult.
09:09He is just saying it in front of you.
09:10He had sent us a request on WhatsApp.
09:12This is the song.
09:13That?
09:14Yes.
09:15He had told us.
09:16Do you think I had messaged on WhatsApp?
09:17He had messaged me.
09:18I had messaged him.
09:19I will delete his number.
09:20Delete it right now.
09:21Shall I tell you one thing?
09:22Yes.
09:23I have never asked for your number.
09:26I have told him.
09:27Yes.
09:28He doesn't want to go there.
09:30We will sing in English.
09:31We will sing in English.
09:32We will sing in English.
09:33We will sing in English.
09:34One, two, three, go.
09:35Shining in the sun and sun like a butterfly.
09:37The ocean come on, feel me.
09:39Come on.
09:40Oh, feel me.
09:42Shining by the sun and sun like a butterfly.
09:44The ocean come on, feel me.
09:46Feel me.
09:47Oh, feel me.
09:48Will you sing?
09:49There are camels behind you.
09:51You know that we are not valued here.
09:53But Azhar values the artist.
09:56That's why he gave us Rs. 5000.
09:58He will give us more.
09:59Has he started valuing you or has he left you?
10:03Mr. Arun, shall I tell you something?
10:05What?
10:06Azhar doesn't want to get his money back.
10:07He is not going to go.
10:08Okay.
10:09Go to hell.
10:10No problem.
10:12Return Rs. 4500 to him.
10:17Azhar, one last wish.
10:20Last wish.
10:21I will make a wish but you will have to agree.
10:23Yes, we will agree.
10:24Yes, absolutely.
10:25The song is up to you.
10:26The journey is up to me.
10:29The desires of the heart are in the air.
10:38The desires of the heart are in the air.
10:44I really had to bring it.
10:45Give me Rs. 5000.
10:46I have to perform a ritual.
10:48There is no one among us.
10:49The desires of the heart are in the air.
10:54Give me Rs. 5000.
11:00Greetings.
11:02He is here again.
11:03The desires of the heart are in the air.
11:07All the way from London.
11:08Brother, aren't you a bit tanned?
11:11He was the one who gave you millions of rupees.
11:15I have fans.
11:16What do you think about these two girls?
11:20I don't like them.
11:22I don't even want to talk to that girl.
11:23You mean the girl's daughter?
11:25Azhar, I have heard that you are giving a good song.
11:29You have a male currency, right?
11:37Wait a minute.
11:38Sing a song for me.
11:39Sure.
11:40Azhar Ali is a very nice person.
11:48He is my son too.
11:53Viewers, there is a small break.
11:55Don't go anywhere.
11:56We will meet after the break.
12:00Welcome back, viewers.
12:01We have a parrot and its owner.
12:05He is a parrot's child.
12:06But his owner is a sparrow.
12:11What are you saying?
12:12You are a parrot's pet.
12:15What are you doing here today?
12:16Azhar Ali is here with us.
12:17He is not Azhar Ali.
12:19I am a cricketer.
12:21You are a cricketer.
12:24I love cricket.
12:25I play cricket a lot.
12:26Really?
12:27Yes.
12:28Tell him.
12:29He is an Indian player.
12:30What is his name?
12:32Virat Kohli.
12:33No.
12:35Goomra.
12:36Goomra.
12:37Yes.
12:38I hit him six times.
12:40What?
12:41He hit him for the last time.
12:44No.
12:45You hit him.
12:46In the match.
12:47Yes.
12:48Goomra bowled.
12:49Yes.
12:50You hit him six times.
12:51You must know Lala.
12:52Yes.
12:53I know him.
12:54He brought me Lala two years ago.
12:56I don't want to play.
12:59I hit Lala six times.
13:01Lala doesn't bowl.
13:02He does.
13:05He is angry with you.
13:07Hit him.
13:08Okay.
13:09He is not in the Guinness Book of World Records.
13:11How?
13:12He is the first person to play with a parrot.
13:16I know him.
13:17He was a monkey.
13:18He was at home.
13:19He came to the show.
13:24Azhar Ali is sitting on his face.
13:26Ask him.
13:27I will hit him twice.
13:28Don't lie.
13:29Don't lie.
13:30You are lying.
13:32You are lying.
13:33You are sitting on your face.
13:34How can you talk?
13:36It's the rule of the world.
13:37Okay.
13:38Lala can't sit on your face.
13:39There is no place for him on your face.
13:40Okay.
13:41Okay.
13:42Leave it.
13:43What are you going to leave?
13:44I will hit him twice.
13:45I will hit him twice.
13:46Azhar Ali.
13:47Yes.
13:48You keep doing leg spins.
13:49Yes.
13:50I have bowled at zero.
13:51I don't think you will be able to cross the line.
13:54Okay.
13:55Shut up.
13:56He is your boss.
13:57Azhar Ali.
13:58You forget it now.
13:59I will hit you.
14:00When?
14:01When I have a video game.
14:02I will hit you.
14:05He is a cricketer.
14:06Okay.
14:07I have sold him.
14:08He is using wheels.
14:10What is wheels?
14:11Wheels.
14:12Wheels.
14:13You should be ashamed.
14:14In front of such a big cricketer
14:15you have brought such a parrot
14:17who doesn't have a problem with polio.
14:18Don't you feel ashamed
14:19to give it to me
14:20when there are 5000 people standing?
14:23Listen to me.
14:24I don't have polio today.
14:25You are a lady.
14:26I respect ladies.
14:27Yes.
14:28Mr. Mishu.
14:29Mr. Mishu.
14:30If teachers would have respected me
14:31then I would have..
14:33Hey.
14:38He is very frank.
14:39Okay.
14:40If it is six months
14:41then it is a parrot
14:42and if it is six months
14:43then it is a parrot.
14:44Mr. Mithu.
14:45Will you eat the rat?
14:46Where will you get
14:47the food from?
14:48Tell me.
14:49Give it to me.
14:50Give me a cup of tea.
14:51Yes.
14:52Mr. Mishu.
14:53Stop your nonsense for two minutes.
14:57Malaika, what did you ask?
14:58Mr. Mithu.
14:59Will you eat the rat?
15:00You are so lucky.
15:03How much did you charge
15:04for this parrot?
15:05If I..
15:06No.
15:07I am talking to him.
15:08How much did you charge for this parrot?
15:11It is not me.
15:12Okay.
15:13I will tell you
15:14how much I charged for it.
15:15Okay.
15:16Will you tell me the truth?
15:17Yes.
15:18How much did you charge for it?
15:19We didn't take it for free.
15:21We bought it
15:22from the tree
15:23which is near Burki Chukna.
15:25Tell me.
15:26Why did you come today?
15:27I will tell you.
15:28Mr. Azal Ali Khan.
15:29Listen to me.
15:30He is not Mr. Khan.
15:31He is not Mr. Khan.
15:32He has sung a lot.
15:36Aren't you Azal Ali
15:37from Singhar?
15:38No.
15:39He is a cricketer.
15:40Cricketer?
15:41Yes.
15:42Wow.
15:43Actually,
15:44he is a cruel teacher.
15:46Okay.
15:47He is my teacher
15:48but..
15:49Spit it out.
15:52He is a cruel teacher.
15:53He makes me do a lot of work.
15:55Okay.
15:57Wow.
16:00Okay.
16:03I am telling you
16:04that he is a landlord.
16:06You are a cruel teacher.
16:10Listen to me.
16:11He will always be like this.
16:17Tote,
16:18when you look at your master
16:20and say,
16:21what do you want to say after that?
16:22I want to say that..
16:27Tote is a cruel teacher.
16:28Once I sat here
16:29and he woke me up.
16:31He is so cruel
16:32that I sat here
16:33and brought him down.
16:35Tote talks nonsense.
16:36He wants to be minced.
16:38Okay.
16:39You stop talking nonsense.
16:40Okay.
16:41The thing is
16:42that my teacher
16:43has a very strange condition.
16:45What?
16:46He says
16:47that he will make me work
16:48three times more than you.
16:54Don't do this.
16:55Don't do this.
16:56Don't cry.
16:57I don't want your happiness.
16:59Brother, you attacked my heart.
17:01Like this.
17:05By the way,
17:06how much did you earn
17:07by making this parrot dance?
17:08By making him dance?
17:10What is a brave brother?
17:11Okay.
17:12You are the brave one.
17:13This parrot is not a dancer.
17:14Okay.
17:15Then who is he?
17:16He is a flyer.
17:17He is a flyer.
17:18This parrot is a flyer.
17:19Okay.
17:20Tell your guest.
17:21This parrot can fly.
17:22Okay.
17:23It can fly a plane
17:24and leave me there.
17:25Give it to me.
17:26And does it go to the in-laws' house?
17:28It is a monkey.
17:30Go and show
17:31your in-laws' house.
17:34Sir,
17:35can you please
17:36make him walk?
17:37Why?
17:38I want to tell my story
17:39to Azhar.
17:40Oh.
17:41Azhar.
17:42In love.
17:43My master
17:44makes me work a lot.
17:46And he says
17:47that I have to pay
17:48three times the tax.
17:50If he doesn't want to pay
17:52then he will
17:53release me
17:54on one condition.
17:55What is that?
17:56If I
17:57defeat him
17:58in cricket.
18:01Oh, man.
18:02Azhar.
18:03Yes.
18:04Will you be my bat?
18:05Yes.
18:06I will be.
18:07Why are you talking
18:08to me like this?
18:09Parrot.
18:10I was talking
18:11to you.
18:12These cricketers
18:13are very
18:14parrot-like.
18:16I will play
18:17for you
18:18as well as
18:19for the person
18:20who spoke first.
18:21Who spoke first?
18:22The person
18:23who bowled first.
18:24I will play for him as well.
18:25Wow.
18:26That's great.
18:27If Azhar
18:28defeats me.
18:29Yes.
18:30Then I will
18:31release him.
18:32Wow.
18:33Are you ready?
18:34It's time
18:35for freedom.
18:36Brother.
18:37Yes.
18:38Don't worry
18:39and play.
18:40Even if you lose.
18:41Hey.
18:42Hey.
18:43He is telling me
18:44that he is
18:45talking to me
18:46and I am
18:47talking to him.
18:48I think
18:49the parrot
18:50has taken a loan.
18:51He has brought
18:52a better ball.
18:53Azhar,
18:54when the ball
18:55is coming towards you,
18:56are you scared
18:57that it can
18:58hit me?
18:59No.
19:00I am scared.
19:01Do you wear
19:02a helmet?
19:03I do wear a helmet
19:04but some bowlers
19:05are so fast
19:06that I am scared.
19:07Which bowler
19:08are you talking to?
19:09It would be wrong
19:10to say that
19:11I am not scared
19:12when a bowler
19:13is fast.
19:14When a bowler
19:15is fast
19:16and his bounces
19:17are strong,
19:18you have to
19:19fight him out.
19:20You have to show
19:21your talent.
19:22Okay.
19:23Have you ever
19:24been scared
19:25of a bowler
19:26when he comes
19:27and says
19:28that he is a great bowler?
19:29No.
19:30One thing is that
19:31you get to know
19:32from the pace
19:33of the bowler
19:34that he is
19:35a scary bowler.
19:36There was a
19:37Shoaib Akhtar
19:38in that.
19:39Okay.
19:40When he used
19:41to run from so far,
19:42he used to
19:43hit you
19:44as soon as
19:45he came.
19:46When he
19:47used to run
19:48from our TV,
19:49he used to
19:50hit you
19:51as soon as
19:52he comes.
19:53Ajay Bhai,
19:54were you scared
19:55of Shoaib Akhtar's
19:56bowling?
19:57Yes,
19:58of Shoaib Akhtar,
19:59not of Shoaib Malik.
20:00There was
20:01an incident
20:02when you
20:03played for
20:04Pakistan
20:05cricket team.
20:06Yes.
20:07Sir,
20:08Pakistan
20:09is...
20:10Do you want
20:11me to play
20:12for you?
20:13Sir,
20:14please.
20:15Sir,
20:16please.
20:17Listen to me.
20:18Give a big round of applause to Azhar Ali.
20:23Today, it's either Tota or me.
20:25It's either you or me.
20:27Brother, you should be careful while counting.
20:29Oh!
20:31Very good.
20:32His sweat..
20:34His sweat swings a little too much.
20:36Oh, no.
20:37Azhar, do you want to play easy?
20:40Yes.
20:41Ustad-e-Mohatram.
20:41Yes.
20:42Don't come without it.
20:43Don't come without it.
20:46I want to be free from all these people.
20:50Okay.
20:51Listen, keep a plan.
20:53Okay.
20:55I'll take some soil from my stomach.
20:58And some grave as well.
21:01Okay, he's also doing it.
21:03Very good.
21:04Azhar! Azhar!
21:06Okay, I have a condition.
21:08What?
21:09You'll play in Ijaz Ahmed's style.
21:11Okay.
21:12Okay.
21:14I'll play in Ijaz Ahmed's style.
21:16You move back a little.
21:24Wow!
21:26Wow!
21:27You have to come here.
21:37And I'll give you an advice.
21:39Good shot!
21:40Let this parrot stay here. You can be free.
21:44This was a try-ball.
21:45This was a try-ball.
21:46Try-ball batsmen are like this, not bowlers.
21:49Believe me, Azhar Ali, you'll get a lot.
21:52You've played in counties all your life.
21:53Okay, I'll tell you.
21:55Now, you'll get a shot over there.
21:57Okay.
21:57I've seen it.
21:58I've seen where you can go.
22:02Okay, you'll play in Inzamam's style.
22:04Listen to me.
22:05You're making me win this match.
22:08You'll play in Inzi's style.
22:10Inzi's style?
22:10Casual.
22:13Casual.
22:16Okay, come on.
22:18Put the helmet straight.
22:21Yeah!
22:23One more.
22:24Yeah!
22:27It's been six days.
22:29Yes.
22:30Let the parrot stay here. Let the wife be free.
22:32Yes.
22:32I told you to be free.
22:34I thought it was a try-ball.
22:36Okay, you've won.
22:38Yeah!
22:39Thank you, thank you.
22:41Wait a minute. Don't cry.
22:44Now, it's my turn.
22:45Mr. Mithu.
22:47What?
22:47I'm going home.
22:48You can go now. Give me Rs. 2,000.
22:51Why Rs. 2,000?
22:52Actually, I was just joking with you.
22:55I was doing a prank.
22:56I was waving my hand towards the camera.
22:58What was the prank?
22:59The coach was asking me to retire from cricket.
23:02I told him that if I play cricket, he'll give me Rs. 2,000.
23:05He said yes.
23:09The parrot has won.
23:10Here's Rs. 1,000.
23:11Here's Rs. 1,000.
23:19Welcome back, viewers.
23:21Mr. Azhar, tell us something.
23:23You've never been in a scandal.
23:25Please teach us how to do it.
23:28People who don't get into a scandal
23:31are very cunning.
23:33I see.
23:34I mean..
23:35It's not possible for a cricketer to be decent.
23:39Thank God.
23:41What?
23:41He didn't come in front of me.
23:42Oh, I see.
23:44Does your wife know about the phone hidden under the car seat?
23:47She knows about two phones.
23:48Oh!
23:49So, you don't know about the third wife.
23:52Mr. Azhar, tell us something.
23:53Have you ever thought of getting married again?
23:54Let me find another wife.
23:56Oh, you don't even know about this?
24:01Do you tell your wife about your phone code?
24:05I do.
24:06Even the kids know about it.
24:08A standing ovation for you.
24:09Wow!
24:12That's a different story.
24:13You've only talked about the other phones.
24:16So, it means
24:17if the kids see Kamran Akmal's messages,
24:19it's not a problem.
24:20Yes.
24:21I see.
24:22Please try to understand.
24:24Are you trying to say
24:25that I've taken Kamran Akmal's name?
24:28No, sir. He's a clever electrician.
24:30A clever electrician.
24:32In your entire cricketing life,
24:34who was the craziest fan?
24:36There are people who love me a lot.
24:38But it's not like that.
24:39But they support me a lot.
24:42They always send me messages.
24:43Whenever I'm going through a tough time,
24:45or whatever it is, they are in contact with me.
24:47So, they are my fans.
24:48They are very close to me.
24:52We interact a lot.
24:54Once they get my contact number,
24:56they message me again and again.
24:58A few days ago, I went to the hill station.
25:00People were coming there who knew me.
25:03One man got very excited and stopped his car near me.
25:06Even I got excited and stopped my car.
25:10He came to me and said,
25:12you are Haroon Rafiq, right?
25:13I said, yes.
25:14He took a selfie with me.
25:16He said, you are Haroon Rafiq, right?
25:17I said, yes.
25:18He said, sir, give me Mansoor Ali Khan's number.
25:20Yes.
25:23I said, that's great.
25:25There are such messages too.
25:27What?
25:28I'm a big fan of yours.
25:29But can I get Babar's number?
25:31Now, we'll play a simple game with you.
25:33Yes or No.
25:34Okay.
25:35I'll ask you a question.
25:36You have to say yes or no.
25:37And people should ask these questions.
25:40People want to know about them.
25:42Okay.
25:43We have nothing to do with them.
25:44Okay.
25:45Okay, this is your final decision.
25:47Shall I get the placards?
25:48Yes, get the placards.
25:52Okay.
25:53The first question is,
25:54have you ever made a mistake and blamed someone else?
25:58Yes.
25:58Who did you blame?
26:00No, such things happen in childhood.
26:02Have you ever made a firecracker out of an empty juice box?
26:06It's fun, isn't it?
26:09And the one that's inside..
26:11If you don't make it right, you'll waste the next juice box.
26:16Have you ever put your hand in a dustbin to find something important?
26:20Yes.
26:21Oh, wow!
26:25Such things happen.
26:26They are very honest.
26:26Yes.
26:27I've found the right juice many times.
26:29I've found the right juice many times.
26:30I've found the right juice many times.
26:32I've found the right juice many times.
26:33I've found the right juice many times.
26:36Have you ever ironed your wife's clothes?
26:39Oh, wow!
26:40So cute!
26:41Nice.
26:43Have you ever punched someone in anger?
26:46Why?
26:47No.
26:48No, that's not true.
26:49He's a very nice man.
26:50What are you saying?
26:51Let him punch at least once.
26:52At least break someone's nose.
26:54No.
26:54Break someone's jaw.
26:55It was quite close when you were performing.
26:59Have you ever made a pose in front of a mirror
27:02and said, I can do modelling as well?
27:04Oh, wow!
27:07Very nice.
27:08Such things happen.
27:10Actually, it's not so wrong.
27:13You're still handsome.
27:14Everyone can have such a wish.
27:16Yes, of course.
27:17I've seen myself in the mirror and said
27:19that I shouldn't be so handsome.
27:22But the mirror said, you're good.
27:24Have you ever gone to a party wearing a lady's perfume?
27:27This is a weird question.
27:28I've worn it by mistake but not on purpose.
27:31But he's saying he's gone to a party.
27:34There are birthday parties as well.
27:35Yes.
27:36So, I went to a party wearing a lady's perfume.
27:38Okay, so..
27:39He went to a party and got to know
27:40where he got a lady's shoe from.
27:42He was also saying birthday party.
27:44But I understood what you said.
27:47The next question is very interesting.
27:49Okay, what is it?
27:49Have you ever been to a hotel
27:51and used the washroom with a broken lock?
27:53Yes.
27:54Have you ever been to a hotel
27:55and used the washroom with a broken lock?
27:56Many times.
27:57Yes.
27:58I suggest that if you have to use a toilet like this
28:01what's the best solution?
28:03You can just step in.
28:04Like in cricket, you should bat according to the pitch.
28:11You have to make a decision according to the condition
28:13and what will be better for you.
28:16Have you ever received a love letter?
28:18Have you ever received a love letter?
28:22I was not born in that era.
28:23Yes, I have received love letters.
28:25Have you received text messages?
28:26No, I have just received a few questions.
28:30Azhar, you played really well.
28:32Very good.
28:33Well played.
28:35And now, it's time to go to the audience
28:37because there are some people in the audience
28:38who want to talk to Azhar.
28:39Wow.
28:40Yes.
28:40Greetings.
28:41Greetings.
28:42Sir, I would like to wish you and the entire team
28:45on Eid Mubarak.
28:48Thank you.
28:49Happy Eid Mubarak to you as well.
28:50Sir, I have a request.
28:53I have a request.
28:54There are so many legends in our community.
28:57Can you do me a favour?
29:00Wow.
29:01Wow.
29:02Wow.
29:03I don't have to do anything.
29:05I feel like he is saying
29:07that you have stepped on a tomato.
29:12Have you ever seen a tomato in your life?
29:16Mr. Agha, you didn't send any meat.
29:18What did I send?
29:18You didn't send any meat.
29:19What do you want to send?
29:20You are alive.
29:21You want to send meat.
29:26Oh, God!
29:27Did I do such a thing?
29:29Mr. Agha didn't do such a thing.
29:31Why?
29:31He got injured a week ago.
29:32What? How?
29:34Don't talk about it.
29:34Go to the well.
29:37Okay, next.
29:39Sir, greetings.
29:40Sir, your show is short.
29:44It's a long story.
29:45But I will try to make it short.
29:47Because I am also a stage artist.
29:49I want to tell you two things.
29:51I have written a poem.
29:53I want to tell you that.
29:54Yes, yes. Please.
29:55If you want to live, stay in the well.
29:57Wow.
29:58If you want to live, stay in the well.
29:59No one is greater than this.
30:02Wow.
30:02Respect and honour.
30:03No one is greater than this.
30:06Wow.
30:07Everyone listens to the body.
30:09But no one listens to the heart.
30:11Wow.
30:11I have seen many hosts in the world.
30:13But they don't respect their friends.
30:15Wow.
30:17Wow.
30:18Wow.
30:19Wow.
30:21Thank you, sir.
30:21Wow.
30:22Thank you.
30:24Mr. Azhar, thank you very much for coming to the show.
30:27It was fun.
30:28You made our show more interesting.
30:29It was fun.
30:30Thank you very much.
30:31Viewers, this was today's show.
30:32We will meet you in the next show.
30:34Take care of yourself.
30:36Don't eat too much meat.
30:37We will meet you in the next show.
30:39Goodbye.
30:39Be careful.
30:41Be careful.