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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 12th July 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, it has been seen that every human being strives to fulfill the rights of others.
00:27But whose rights should we fulfill?
00:29We have to set priorities for this as well.
00:31The priorities for this are such that you are a nation.
00:34Every human being is a nation.
00:36Every woman, every man is a nation.
00:38They are somewhere a pillar.
00:40Some for their children.
00:42Some for the entire family.
00:44Some children for their parents.
00:46It has been seen that there are many people who love, sympathize, and help others.
00:54But when it comes to their families, elders, and siblings,
01:00they do not show mercy and do not fulfill their rights.
01:04But outside, they do a lot of good.
01:06Then this good is for the sake of the society.
01:08Whenever you think of fulfilling your rights,
01:12when you think of fulfilling your responsibilities,
01:14then the first priority is for your parents.
01:19Then it is for your wife, your husband, and your children.
01:23It is for your siblings.
01:25It is for your family.
01:26Fulfill their rights first.
01:27Outside, you fulfill everyone's rights.
01:29But if you do not fulfill the rights of your sisters,
01:31if you do not fulfill the rights of your parents,
01:33then you are neither good nor will your life be spared because you were a very good person in society.
01:40You have to become good first for your parents, your children, your wife, and your siblings.
01:45Let's start today's show with this message.
01:48Today, we will take you to a middle-class house and see what their condition is.
01:52Greetings.
01:53Greetings, son.
01:55How are you? Are you fine?
01:56I am fine, son.
01:57No, I can see that.
01:59But what is the condition of the house?
02:01The landlady has killed me, son.
02:03Well, there will be more inflation.
02:05Oh, what is this?
02:07He must have come to the bathroom.
02:10Let's go, son.
02:12What is this? Why did you switch off the lights?
02:14This is a jungle.
02:15There are 190 units now.
02:17So?
02:18There won't be 200, right?
02:20I am dead.
02:21Okay, this means that the meter reader has to come today for reading.
02:24The meter reader will not come today.
02:26The meter reader will come on the 18th.
02:29If there is so much problem, then you can install a solar panel.
02:32You have so much space. You can install good panels.
02:36This woman says that she is older than me.
02:38I have nothing to say.
02:40So, will you stay in the dark for 18 days without a fan?
02:43Then stay in the dark.
02:45I have run it.
02:46I have brought a factory here.
02:47They have run it.
02:48Now I will stay in the dark.
02:49What are you doing? Sit down.
02:50Okay, Mr. Tufail, where are your two dark people?
02:53Who?
02:55They must be roaming around here somewhere.
02:57Believe me.
02:58There are 199 units now.
03:00Oh.
03:01Do you know how much the bill is from 200 units?
03:03Yes, absolutely.
03:04Yes, absolutely.
03:05They have made the slabs very dangerous.
03:07And about 10 billion rupees,
03:09that poor man, this year,
03:11only the poor,
03:12whose units are less,
03:14he has to pay about 10 billion rupees.
03:16Wow.
03:17Now I will stay in the meter reader for 18 days.
03:20Yes.
03:21I will not go there.
03:23The slabs are kept in such a way that
03:25they have made such an environment that people go under the slab.
03:28And the interesting thing is that many people this year
03:30are praying that their salary does not increase.
03:33True.
03:34Because when the salary increases,
03:35it will be less than before.
03:37Yes, tax.
03:38Slabs are made in such a way that
03:4010% additional tax is imposed
03:42if your income goes above one crore in a year.
03:45Okay, uncle, like your children,
03:46you have to run the electricity.
03:48No, no, aunt.
03:49I don't have any problem with their skin.
03:52Uday, take care of me.
03:53My skin is soft.
03:58Brother, what happened?
03:59Has the power gone?
04:00No, son, I closed it from my grid.
04:03What happened?
04:04Won't I take a bath?
04:05Who?
04:06Me.
04:07No, you won't take a bath.
04:08Why?
04:09If you don't take a bath for a year,
04:10wait for two more days.
04:11It's not a year, dad.
04:12It's not a year.
04:13It's only been ten months.
04:15Dad, drive the car.
04:16I take a bath and sleep.
04:17So I get a very good sleep.
04:19You take a bath and sleep?
04:20Yes.
04:25Dad, this way
04:26I will keep getting the smell of sweat all day long.
04:29What did you say?
04:31Doesn't the government water come to your house at any time?
04:34Aunt, this water doesn't come for an hour
04:37and he doesn't know how to hold it.
04:40Uncle Tafail.
04:42Greetings.
04:43Who are you?
04:44I am Mr. Faiyaz's son.
04:46Okay, okay.
04:47I have heard that your son doesn't get water for an hour
04:49and still he doesn't know how to hold it.
04:51You try it.
04:54Where is Mr. Faiyaz today?
04:56He has gone out of town.
04:58Okay, okay.
04:59He has gone for a month.
05:00He said, son, all the responsibilities are on you now.
05:05I have taken my father's legacy with me.
05:07What did he get?
05:10Legacy, legacy.
05:11Heritage.
05:12Okay, I said his legacy.
05:16What is your father's legacy?
05:22Drive the car.
05:23That's enough.
05:24Do whatever you want.
05:25I won't drive the car.
05:26There is a lot of dust here.
05:27Don't you have a hand fan at home?
05:29Who will explain to you
05:31that the condition of your father
05:32is such that he wants to put a fan under his hand.
05:34Really, he puts a meter on his hand.
05:37I won't do this.
05:38Go.
05:39The light won't turn on.
05:40I am telling you.
05:42It is so dark.
05:43It is so dark.
05:46Are you saying this?
05:49It is so dark.
05:50I am saying this.
05:52Where did he go?
05:55Oh.
05:56I am so scared.
05:57What happened?
05:58I thought he must have gone to sleep.
05:59That's why I put the fan on.
06:00There is no fan at home.
06:03It is for you.
06:04Are you saying this?
06:05Yes.
06:07I am telling you.
06:08Stop it.
06:09Oh.
06:11What happened?
06:12When the son-in-law is sleeping,
06:13he turns off the fan.
06:15That's why I got married to you.
06:16I don't even sleep at your house.
06:18This fan doesn't work.
06:20Listen to me.
06:22You go to your house.
06:23Why?
06:24Why are you living in your in-laws' house?
06:26The meter of our house has been cut.
06:28Why?
06:29Because we don't have money to pay the electricity bill.
06:31He has promised the SDO of that locality
06:34that he will get it cut.
06:37Why should we get it cut?
06:38Yes.
06:39The fan keeps coming and going here and there.
06:42You don't have a meter at your house.
06:45Why don't you go to your house?
06:46Dad, what happened?
06:47We have been living here for 11 months.
06:49Are we a burden to you?
06:50Yes.
06:51Why didn't you stay with me for a month?
06:54Come here, sister.
06:55Not today, not tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow.
06:56Are you going to die?
06:59I was going to die.
07:00Are you going to die?
07:01I am going to stay here.
07:02You are going to stay here.
07:03Listen, uncle.
07:04Yes.
07:05What?
07:06Did you hear the story about the son-in-law's house?
07:07I didn't hear it.
07:08I had gone to get some tea.
07:11Why don't you live with your sister?
07:12This is your sister's house.
07:14Don't smart people say
07:15that the son-in-law's house is the brother's house?
07:18Didn't you hear the story about the son-in-law's house?
07:20No.
07:21I had gone to get some tea.
07:22That's what I was doing.
07:24Dad, how can you tolerate
07:26that your daughter-in-law is sleeping in the fan
07:28and your daughter is sleeping without the fan?
07:30I am beating you up.
07:31Even daughters-in-law sleep without the fan.
07:33Daughters-in-law sleep without the fan.
07:35I have kept your daughter-in-law like this.
07:37You have given her a fan in your room
07:39and that too...
07:42That's how it works.
07:45Go to my room and sleep.
07:46How does that fan work?
07:47It doesn't work.
07:50Listen to me, uncle.
07:51My son.
07:52My son.
07:53People buy their sons
07:54by giving them daughters.
07:56I had a daughter.
07:59I kept her in your bag.
08:04I also considered you as my father.
08:06Did you?
08:07No.
08:08My mother and father
08:09had only one son.
08:11They kept him in your bag.
08:14Where is your bag?
08:23Listen to me, uncle.
08:25Yes.
08:26How will you go home?
08:27Tell me.
08:28Look, if I am staying with my in-laws
08:30and your daughter is also staying with her in-laws
08:32when will I say anything?
08:35I am tolerating your tantrums.
08:38Don't tell both of them.
08:39Tell the one who is there.
08:42But uncle, just tell me
08:43when will you go?
08:44Zeeshan.
08:45I haven't driven the car yet.
08:47I have to wash the clothes.
08:48Ask the driver of the car.
08:50I am very tired.
08:51I don't know whether you are
08:52staying with your in-laws or not.
08:53Uncle.
08:54Yes.
08:55Go inside and switch off the fan.
08:56As you wish.
08:57I am telling you to switch off the fan.
08:58Yes.
08:59Dad, how will I wash the clothes
09:00when there is no water?
09:01Young girls are at home.
09:02Yes.
09:03How will you go home
09:04if there is no water?
09:05Why don't you drive the car?
09:06I won't drive the car.
09:07Why won't you drive the car?
09:08Your father rules here.
09:09Yes, my father.
09:10Aren't you my father?
09:11Yes.
09:12Yes.
09:13He is a scoundrel.
09:14You are saying that
09:15you have given daughters
09:16and made them your sons.
09:17Don't you listen to your son?
09:18I will drive the car.
09:19Yes, drive it.
09:20Yes, drive it.
09:25I won't drive the car.
09:26Go and get the machine.
09:27Wash the clothes.
09:28Why are you giving me
09:29such directions?
09:30I will tell him myself.
09:31Uncle, are you angry
09:32now that you gave
09:33your daughters to your father?
09:34He said yes.
09:37Let's go, brother.
09:38Thank God.
09:40You are feeling better now.
09:42Mr. Tufail,
09:43he has driven the car.
09:44Now your bill will be very high.
09:46The expenses have increased a lot.
09:47Let me tell you
09:48what the expenses are.
09:49It is Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
09:51Oh.
09:52Every month,
09:53Haroon sells something
09:54and I pay the expenses.
09:56Oh.
09:57No one earns money
09:58in your house.
09:59How can I earn money?
10:00Someone takes Rs. 20,000
10:01and someone takes Rs. 15,000.
10:02That is not enough.
10:03I am getting Rs. 60,000
10:04and Rs. 60,000 before electricity.
10:06I am telling this to my son-in-law.
10:07I am telling this to my son-in-law.
10:08I don't even spit in this house.
10:09Wash the clothes.
10:10Listen to me.
10:11I will stay in this house.
10:12Listen to me.
10:13Don't spit as much as you want
10:14and wash the clothes.
10:15I will go away
10:16in two to three days.
10:17No, son.
10:18I am telling you
10:19that you should not go.
10:20You have to drive the car.
10:21You have to drive the car.
10:23Don't do such things.
10:24I am not driving the AC,
10:25at least.
10:26Why are you crying?
10:27You have spent
10:28two months
10:29selling the AC.
10:30He sold the AC.
10:31Why didn't he tell me?
10:32I am making a living
10:33by putting him to sleep.
10:38You are very smart.
10:39I am telling you
10:40that he has to sell
10:41the AC.
10:42He has to sell it.
10:43I am telling you
10:44What's wrong with you?
10:46Have you lost your mind?
10:48I'm not going to let you eat here.
10:50Did you drink the beer?
10:52I didn't tell you where I drank it.
10:54I kept it in the cooler.
10:56It'll stay cold.
11:00It'll stay cold.
11:02It'll stay cold.
11:04Let it be.
11:06Didn't you drink it last month?
11:08I lost my eyesight.
11:10How much is it?
11:12What happened?
11:14What happened?
11:18What happened?
11:20Call a doctor immediately.
11:24I said call a doctor.
11:26I lost my eyesight because of you.
11:28How much did you drink?
11:30Rs. 75,300.
11:32It's okay.
11:34I'll pay the bill.
11:36Go inside and drink.
11:38Go inside and drink.
11:40How much is Rs. 70,000?
11:42Rs. 79,300.
11:44I'll pay Rs. 300.
11:46I don't care.
11:48I can only do this much.
11:50He's my artificial son.
11:52I can only do this much.
11:54This is what happens.
11:56This is what happens.
11:58I have Rs. 69,200 left.
12:00I have Rs. 69,200 left.
12:02I have Rs. 69,200 left.
12:04I have Rs. 69,100 left.
12:06I have Rs. 69,100 left.
12:08I'll talk to you later.
12:10I got a call.
12:14He's from Katta.
12:16Greetings.
12:18You're here?
12:20Yes.
12:22Outside?
12:24I'm coming.
12:26Who is it?
12:28My in-laws.
12:30Are you new here?
12:32Yes.
12:34Who else is coming?
12:36I'm alone.
12:38Aren't your friends coming?
12:40My fiance?
12:42He's coming too.
12:44I don't think he'll come.
12:46I don't think he'll come.
12:48I don't think he'll come.
12:52Come in.
12:54Greetings.
12:56Greetings.
12:58Greetings.
13:00Greetings.
13:02How are you?
13:04Greetings.
13:06How are you?
13:08Come here.
13:10He's outside.
13:12He's my son.
13:14Munna!
13:16He's outside.
13:18Hello.
13:20Okay, no problem. I'll call you later.
13:22He's Munna.
13:24Take him with you.
13:28He doesn't work in films.
13:30Hello, aunty.
13:32Come here.
13:36He's Munna.
13:38He's my younger brother.
13:40What do you like to eat?
13:42I like to eat.
13:44I think you'll have to eat.
13:46Dad!
13:48Dad, the fridge is empty because of the low voltage.
13:50There's no cold juice.
13:52That's obvious.
13:54Everything must be hot.
13:56Dad!
13:58Yes?
14:00The engine is dead.
14:02There's no water.
14:04The tea can't be made.
14:06As soon as the engine died,
14:08all the water in the tank must have leaked.
14:10I wanted to meet my brother.
14:12I have to leave the day after tomorrow.
14:14Come here.
14:16Come here.
14:18Come here.
14:20Come here.
14:22Come here.
14:24Come here.
14:26Come here.
14:28Come here.
14:30Come here.
14:32Come here.
14:34Come here.
14:36Come here.
14:38Come here.
14:40Come here.
14:42Come here.
14:44Come here.
14:46Come here.
14:48Come here.
14:50Come here.
14:52Come here.
14:54Come here.
14:56Come here.
14:58Come here.
15:00Come here.
15:02Come here.
15:04Come here.
15:06Come here.
15:08Come here.
15:10Come here.
15:12Come here.
15:14Come here.
15:16Come here.
15:18Come here.
15:20Come here.
15:22Come here.
15:24Take this.
15:26You have a drawer in every house
15:28where you keep empty plastic bags.
15:30Yes.
15:32Uncle, keep all the things inside.
15:34Come here.
15:36Don't do this.
15:38I am already in a bad mood.
15:40What is the matter?
15:42I want to buy that watch
15:44which my brother-in-law has got.
15:46Brother, give him the watch.
15:48What if he refuses?
15:50I like the smell of the boy.
15:52Give it to me.
15:54You are leaving the day after tomorrow.
15:56I am lucky to have such watches.
15:58It is not more expensive than a watch.
16:00Take it.
16:02Why do you worry?
16:04I will get you a beautiful watch.
16:06It is a beautiful watch.
16:08It is beautiful.
16:10It doesn't fit me.
16:12It fits my heart.
16:14I don't think I will get a proposal.
16:16What happened?
16:18Uncle gave me the watch.
16:20I want to buy that watch which my brother-in-law has got.
16:22Get up from here.
16:24I think we should leave.
16:26Goodbye.
16:28When will you come again?
16:30We will come soon.
16:32Give it to me.
16:34Where is the groom?
16:36He doesn't even care about his son-in-law.
16:38He doesn't even care about his son-in-law.
16:40I don't even spit on this house.
16:42What happened?
16:44Why are you upset?
16:46What did father say to him?
16:48I got a gift for you.
16:50I got a gift for you.
16:52I got a gift for you.
16:54You didn't even give me one.
16:56Uncle, keep this inside.
16:58You go to your room.
17:00It is time for me to sleep.
17:02You have an important dream.
17:04How will you fulfill it?
17:06How will you fulfill it?
17:08I have arranged for this month's bill.
17:10I have arranged for this month's bill.
17:12Your father gave me this watch.
17:14I want it.
17:16You want the watch?
17:18Now listen to me carefully.
17:20Father sleeps deeply.
17:22You become a thief.
17:24I will remove this watch from father's hand.
17:26I will remove this watch from father's hand.
17:28As soon as you come, I will hold the watch in your hand.
17:30After that I will make noise.
17:32I will make noise.
17:34You are very smart.
17:36Switch off the light.
17:38I will switch off the light.
17:46Snoring
17:48Snoring
17:50Don't do it.
17:52You are stealing in your own house.
17:54He is a real thief.
17:56Snoring
17:58Snoring
18:00Snoring
18:02Snoring
18:04Snoring
18:06Snoring
18:08Snoring
18:10Snoring
18:12Snoring
18:14Snoring
18:16Snoring
18:18Snoring
18:20Snoring
18:22Snoring
18:24Snoring
18:26Snoring
18:28Snoring
18:30Snoring
18:32Snoring
18:34Snoring
18:36Snoring
18:38Snoring
18:40Snoring
18:42Where is the watch?
18:44Where is the watch?
18:46The watch is here.
18:48Why are you taking our watch?
18:50Who are you?
18:52I am a thief.
18:54I am a thief.
18:56Sister has made me steal the watch.
18:58I have come from inside.
19:00You have made a plan to steal the watch.
19:02I have come from inside.
19:04I will not even spit on your face.
19:06We are not going to marry you.
19:08You have not taken the watch.
19:10I have taken the watch.
19:12Give me the proposal.
19:16Viewers, there is a small break.
19:18Don't go anywhere.
19:20We will meet after the break.
19:26Welcome back, viewers.
19:28We have a wild man with us.
19:30I don't know why he is here.
19:32Let's talk to him.
19:34Greetings.
19:36He is very angry.
19:38I am saluting you.
19:46He is from the forest.
19:52How much for this tree?
19:54Why have you come here?
19:56Brother, our forest...
19:58He is calling me brother.
20:00He is calling me brother.
20:02There is a problem in our forest.
20:04It is not a forest.
20:06What is the problem in your forest?
20:10There is a problem in our forest.
20:18There is a problem in your forest.
20:20You are also from the forest.
20:24So, he has taken the right.
20:26Take this.
20:30Take this.
20:32Let's go from here.
20:34Let's test it.
20:44What is the problem in your forest?
20:46I don't understand.
20:48Angle it.
20:54I have to speak his language.
20:56What is the problem in your forest?
20:58Believe him.
21:00You kicked him.
21:02He is speaking in Punjabi.
21:06What is the problem?
21:08Confirm it.
21:10I am also from the forest.
21:14What is the problem?
21:16Why are you wasting time?
21:18You always make a joke.
21:20Pinnis are like billiard balls.
21:22They are really billiard balls.
21:24I swear.
21:26I think the entire tribe will be like this.
21:28Even our monkeys will be like this.
21:34You have taken the entire forest with you.
21:36You will be like this.
21:40He will die a painful death.
21:44Take care of yourself.
21:50The problem is that he has become a lion.
21:52He is eating people.
21:54You have come here.
21:56How can we help you?
21:58I want a hunter.
22:00You want us to give you a hunter?
22:02Yes.
22:04Who told you that we have a hunter?
22:06I saw your beard.
22:08I thought he will kill a lion.
22:10I have kept it because
22:12I think he will kill a lion.
22:18I will do one thing.
22:20I have an acquaintance.
22:22He met me the day before yesterday.
22:24He told me that he is your fan.
22:26He introduced himself.
22:28He told me that he will come to watch the show.
22:30He has come.
22:32He is also a hunter.
22:34Call him.
22:36There must be a person outside.
22:38He is sitting outside my office.
22:40Call him.
22:42He is a hunter.
22:44If he is coming, bring his chair.
22:46Greetings.
22:48Greetings.
22:50I have come here.
22:54I have come here.
22:58I called you.
23:00Bring his chair.
23:02Is he okay?
23:04No.
23:06He is a fan.
23:08I think he is worthy.
23:10I forgot your name.
23:12Jabir Shikari.
23:14Look at the coincidence.
23:16The good coincidence is that
23:18the day
23:20you came to watch our show
23:22a wild animal
23:24came to our show.
23:26He wants a hunter.
23:28You want a jungle.
23:30It was a good match.
23:32Where is the wild animal?
23:34He is the one.
23:38Is he the one?
23:40Yes.
23:42I don't want him.
23:44Why?
23:46I will kill a lion myself.
23:50You look like an old mansion.
23:54Mr. Arun, you want to kill a lion in the jungle.
23:56Yes.
23:58Talk about my fees.
24:00What is your fee?
24:02I will pay $100,000.
24:04$100,000?
24:06Confirmed.
24:08Confirmed?
24:10I will have to pay
24:12an expensive mobile and sim.
24:14You want to talk about an online lion.
24:18How can a person
24:20who can't buy his shoes
24:22pay so much?
24:24You don't want to know
24:26about their clothes.
24:28They have a lot of gold.
24:30A lot of gold.
24:32Diamonds are made there.
24:34The diamonds there
24:36are called blood diamonds.
24:38They make small diamonds.
24:40The day I kill a lion
24:42I want gold.
24:44I will sleep for two months.
24:50Two months?
24:52You won't be able to sleep for a month.
24:54No.
24:56You said I should sleep for a month.
24:58Gold.
25:00He wants gold.
25:02I will give him a lot of gold.
25:04Are you going to kill a lion or a boy?
25:06I want furniture.
25:08I want a big fridge.
25:10You buy all these things
25:12and you kill a lion.
25:14Jaber Shikari, I have a question for you.
25:16He has accepted
25:18all your conditions.
25:20He has agreed.
25:22What if when you go there
25:24you drown and
25:26you can't hunt.
25:28You don't have any experience.
25:30I buy all these things
25:32for weddings.
25:34It's possible that you
25:36have a picture in your hand.
25:38You have a lot of hunting experience.
25:40I don't have all the conditions.
25:42What is that?
25:44Mr. Arun.
25:46To hunt a lion
25:48a hunter needs something special.
25:50He needs a copy pencil.
25:52Why write a letter to a lion?
25:54You are taking
25:56one lakh dollars from him.
25:58Why can't you buy a copy pencil?
26:00One lakh dollars is enough for me.
26:02Enough.
26:04Mr. Shikari, how much
26:06do you want to write a letter to a lion?
26:08I think he will write a letter to a lion first.
26:10Oh God!
26:12I mean a map.
26:14What will you do with a copy pencil?
26:16I will make a map of a lion.
26:18I will make a map of a lion.
26:20I will see its bio-data.
26:22He said a very good thing.
26:24First of all,
26:26you mark
26:28where it comes from
26:30and where it goes.
26:32Then you find out
26:34where the lion is from.
26:36A lion is a group of lions.
26:38It is called a pride.
26:40A pride has a special area.
26:42It knows that
26:44it is in the area of another lion.
26:46It goes back immediately.
26:48How long will it take to kill a lion?
26:50It can take a year.
26:52I see.
26:54But a brave lion
26:56will never die.
26:58What else do you want?
27:00A drink.
27:02A drink.
27:04I will get a lion ready.
27:0610 kgs of Tokh Malanga.
27:08Oh God!
27:10He agreed.
27:12If a lion comes,
27:14he will eat Tokh Malanga
27:16and hide it in his eyes.
27:18You will get that.
27:205 kgs of Katira Goon.
27:22It is not Katira Goon.
27:24It is Goon Katira.
27:26Is it a lion?
27:28You are asking for things.
27:30Now you are asking for things
27:32to keep the lion fresh.
27:34Killing a lion
27:36is the work of a cool mind.
27:38If I don't cool down
27:40and the lion attacks,
27:42where will I go?
27:44Uncle, make a good drink.
27:46Don't give the lion less than 100 glasses.
27:50Buy it and kill it.
27:52Give him 100 glasses
27:54of the lion you have got.
27:56The things he has asked for,
27:58he has given them to the lion.
28:00He will never do anything to us.
28:06Tell me,
28:08I don't want to be
28:10embarrassed.
28:12Tell me,
28:14is there any incident in your history
28:16where you hunted a lion?
28:18I don't trust you
28:20with such small questions.
28:22If we talk about experience,
28:24I will tell you the story.
28:26Tell me.
28:28It will be fun.
28:30I went to hunt a lion.
28:32In the jungle?
28:34No.
28:36In the bushes.
28:38In the jungle of Bengal.
28:40Listen to the story.
28:42Oh God!
28:44What is your name?
28:46I went to hunt a lion
28:48in the jungle of Bengal.
28:50Last night
28:52Last night
28:54Last night
28:56It was dark.
28:58Last night
29:00It was dark.
29:02It was weird.
29:04It was 4.15 pm.
29:06Haroon Tufan
29:08I am alive today.
29:12I told the lion
29:14I am alive today.
29:16The lion
29:18found out
29:20Oh God!
29:24Oh God!
29:36Oh God!
29:50Oh God!
29:56Oh God!
29:58Oh God!
30:00Oh God!
30:02Oh God!
30:04Oh God!
30:06Oh God!
30:08Oh God!
30:10Oh God!
30:12Oh God!
30:14Oh God!
30:16Oh God!
30:18After that, Haroon got scared.
30:20I looked at him very carefully.
30:24I saw a golden skin.
30:26Wow!
30:28I straightened my gun.
30:30The lion's attention was on my face.
30:32He got scared
30:34by looking at my moustache.
30:36After getting scared,
30:38the lion said to me
30:40Don't shoot the lion.
30:42I am a dog.
30:44No one knows me
30:46I am a dog.
30:48Oh!
30:50Did you kill the lion?
30:52No, he was a dog.
31:00In short,
31:02how many lions did you kill?
31:04Today,
31:06I have killed
31:0818 lions.
31:10The man who killed 18 lions
31:12is the most experienced hunter.
31:14But, I have a doubt.
31:16What?
31:18Lions are not in the jungle.
31:20They are in the savannas.
31:22Anyway,
31:24I believe you.
31:26But, I don't want
31:28this to become a reason for our defamation.
31:30Right.
31:32I don't want them to be able to hunt.
31:34I have found a solution for that.
31:36Let's check it.
31:38I gave a signal to the producer.
31:40I am ordering tea and water for you.
31:42Remember one thing, Arun.
31:44If a hunter goes to your show
31:46and doesn't kill the lion,
31:48he will be killed
31:50by a hunter with a gun.
31:52Oh!
31:54He is very confident.
31:56Mr. Hunter,
32:00look at this.
32:02I am not used to seeing a hunter.
32:04Okay.
32:06I kill the hunter directly.
32:08Mr. Hunter, I have got a gift for you.
32:10This is it.
32:22Viewers,
32:24let's take a short break.
32:32Welcome back, viewers.
32:34Yes, Irza.
32:36Mr. Arun, how was Morocco?
32:38Morocco is not that beautiful.
32:40It is more beautiful than the people.
32:42Morocco is very beautiful.
32:44The reason is
32:46that the skin colour is like ours.
32:48Wow.
32:50They look like their own.
32:52You know Ibn Battuta was from Morocco.
32:54Many Ibn Battuta's were roaming there.
32:56But they are very courteous.
32:58They are very nice people.
33:00They speak Arabic and French.
33:02They talk to us very lovingly.
33:04They love Pakistanis a lot.
33:06I saw you dancing a lot
33:08in the desert.
33:10Yes.
33:12I was dancing.
33:16I had booked my accommodation
33:18from the internet.
33:20I had a tent in the desert.
33:22The driver was taking me there.
33:24He was asking for money.
33:28Mr. Saleem, I feel
33:30that you are going from a city
33:32to another city.
33:34You have the same cars,
33:36hospitals and police stations.
33:38What is there to see?
33:40God has given me a lot of things.
33:42I had gone for vacations.
33:44I left the city and came to the village.
33:46When I get tired, I come to my mother's place.
33:48Wow.
33:52Will you tell us about the Moroccan food?
33:54It is very good.
33:56It is like the lamb we eat there.
33:58It is like that.
34:00I have also seen about the Moroccan food.
34:02They must have eaten jackfruit.
34:04I had Moroccan food.
34:06I thought that the people
34:08who go viral on the internet
34:10will not have good food.
34:12But it was very good.
34:14Hats off to him.
34:16Sir, I can also do the Moroccan cutting.
34:18Don't talk about food.
34:20They will lock you up in a hotel.
34:22I am also thinking
34:24which designer's clothes he wears.
34:26Which designer fits him?
34:28He has asked a very good question.
34:30Please answer the question.
34:32He has a groom's tent in his clothes.
34:36Listen to me.
34:38God has given me a lot of things.
34:44Our audience is waiting.
34:46Come to the audience.
34:48Hello.
34:50Hello.
34:52You are from Dahi Bhalla.
34:54Why have you come inside?
34:56You are from Dahi Bhalla.
34:58Take out your money.
35:00I am worried.
35:02The show is being recorded. Where have you come?
35:04I have come to tell you.
35:06What is the matter?
35:08I have come to eat at Dahi Bhalla.
35:10This is the 6th plate.
35:12Let me eat.
35:14I have 12 plates.
35:16Why are you not giving me money?
35:18Ask everyone what is written.
35:20If you don't like it,
35:22return the money.
35:24He won't come.
35:26If you give me money, he will return it.
35:28This is the matter.
35:30If you don't like it, don't give me money.
35:32I don't want your money.
35:34Look, he is enjoying.
35:36I am enjoying.
35:38For the sake of your child.
35:40No.
35:42Are you enjoying?
35:44Why are you eating the 6th plate?
35:46I am eating the 6th plate for the sympathy of this poor man.
35:48You are eating the 6th plate for sympathy.
35:50Sir, I don't know where I can prepare the 7th plate.
35:52Sir, I don't know where I can prepare the 7th plate.
35:54I am not enjoying at all.
35:56I am enjoying but not enjoying.
35:58He is cursing the customer.
36:00He is cursing the customer.
36:02He is cursing the customer.
36:04He is cursing the customer.
36:06He is cursing the customer.
36:08He is cursing the customer.
36:10He is cursing the customer.
36:12He is cursing the customer.
36:14He is cursing the customer.
36:16He is cursing the customer.
36:18He is cursing the customer.
36:20I am not enjoying.
36:22I have seen many singers.
36:24I am not enjoying.
36:26When did you enjoy the last time?
36:28When did you enjoy the last time?
36:30He is enjoying.
36:32He is enjoying.
36:34He is enjoying.
36:36He is enjoying.
36:38No, I am not enjoying.
36:44Let him enjoy.
36:46Let's go to the audience.
36:48Hello.
36:50I came with my family from the US.
36:52I just wanted to say we really appreciate.
36:54Yeah.
36:56We really enjoy watching Hoshiya Reha The Family.
36:58It's a great family show.
37:00Thank you very much.
37:06It's really humbling.
37:08Thank you very much.
37:10Stay blessed.
37:12Do you watch it with subtitles?
37:14Do you understand Punjabi?
37:16Oh, good.
37:18You attacked me.
37:22You attacked me.
37:28Hello.
37:30I have a question for Amanat.
37:32I have a question for Amanat.
37:34Amanat, you are going to be successful.
37:38I want to learn singing.
37:40I want to learn singing.
37:42Can you give me the number of a good singer?
37:44Can you give me the number of a good singer?
37:52What I thought was
37:54she is asking a question.
37:56I like singing.
37:58Let's find a good teacher for both of us.
38:00Let's find a good teacher for both of us.
38:02Let's find a good teacher for both of us.
38:04I think the person who wrote this question
38:06attacked Amanat.
38:08I think the person who wrote this question
38:10attacked Amanat.
38:12I think Amanat is a killer.
38:14I think Amanat is a killer.
38:20What do you think?
38:22What do you think?
38:24Here.
38:26I think you are being hanged.
38:28I think you are being hanged.
38:32You attacked me.
38:34You attacked me.
38:38You attacked me.
38:40I was just saying..
38:41Whenever he talks, he says, it's 12.45.
38:44I didn't say anything.
38:46He told me, at 12.45, he'll pick a pumpkin from his pocket.
38:49Cut to him.
38:51Mr. Awaaz, show Mr. Salim with one hand today.
38:54No, sir. You said, at 12.45, I'll track Mr. Salim.
39:00I feel like you've been to the bathroom all the time.
39:03Oh, my God!
39:08I'm walking.
39:14If a man's shirt doesn't fit, he'll pull it out.
39:18You have to clean it.
39:20But I'm not enjoying it.
39:21The flowers on the parade, he ate them too.
39:26Okay, next scene.
39:27My name is Riyasat Ali.
39:28Yes, Riyasat.
39:29It's a miracle to keep a rose in a vase.
39:33To light a lamp on the breeze, it's a miracle to keep it lit.
39:40To break all ties with the world, it's a miracle to break them.
39:46To keep a relationship with such debates, it's a miracle.
39:52To give someone advice, so that they forget the pain of separation.
39:59Wow!
40:00To hide your tears in such situations, it's a miracle.
40:07To think of yourself, to like yourself, it's a miracle.
40:11Wow!
40:13I feel like giving you money for this.
40:14Here you go.
40:17To think of yourself, to like yourself, it's a miracle.
40:22To make the one you love your own, it's a miracle.
40:26Wow!
40:29It's still there.
40:30No, it's amazing.
40:31It's still there.
40:32To pick up thorns and stones from someone's path for God's sake.
40:37To keep your eyes on them, it's a miracle.
40:41This is it.
40:42Wow!
40:43Just a minute.
40:45To make the one you love your own, it's a miracle.
40:51To keep your smile on your lips, it's a miracle.
40:55This is it.
40:57This is it.
40:59Even if you have a thousand powers and a hundred reasons,
41:02you still have a lack of tone.
41:04Wow!
41:05To keep a relationship, it's a miracle.
41:07This is it.
41:08Wow!
41:10Sir, it was amazing.
41:13It was amazing.
41:15Sir, I want to say something.
41:17Mr. Riazat, in everyone's house, if there is a situation,
41:19recite a couplet.
41:20Wow!
41:22To go to a party and to pick up someone's thorn
41:26and to keep it hidden, it's a miracle.
41:28Wow!
41:29To come to a show, recite a couplet and not to remember it, it's a miracle.
41:32This is it.
41:34I have seen many poets, but I have never seen such a poet.
41:37What is the use of such a long couplet?
41:40If a person doesn't get a rent, he goes home while reciting it.
41:43To eat a plate of food, not to give money, it's a miracle.
41:47This is it.
41:48Mr. Manipal, this is nonsense.
41:50Isn't Zaiqa coming to eat some curd?
41:56Yes.
41:57Greetings.
41:57Greetings.
41:58My name is Zarmin and I have a question for Mr. Goga.
42:02My question is that his facial expressions are zero.
42:07But when he is happy, how do others know that he is happy?
42:11You are present in the house and in the kids as well.
42:13He is so scared that he doesn't even ask for money.
42:15He is in a bad mood.
42:18His facial expressions are zero.
42:20Even if he has a simple fever, the doctor won't be able to save him.
42:25If he has a fever, the doctor will ask him to take a leave.
42:29Mr. Goga, if a person changes his clothes, it's a miracle.
42:33Yes.
42:33All the neighbors talk to each other and say that he has got a share.
42:39Tell me, how do the kids know that their father is happy today?
42:43He doesn't come that day.
42:45No, sir.
42:46My family's facial expressions are like this.
42:48When the kids are happy, they tell me that the picnic is better.
42:53And how do they know that their father is happy?
42:56Not yet.
42:56Let's say that we want to go on a picnic.
42:58You can keep your mouth shut.
42:59But tell me, how do they know that their father is happy?
43:03Once in a lifetime, when Mr. Asai passes away,
43:05he will slap him.
43:08Goga, if the smallest finger of your hand comes to a door,
43:11what will be your expression?
43:13Hey!
43:15Yes.
43:15Assume that it has come.
43:16It has come.
43:17Yes.
43:18Hey!
43:19No, that's fine.
43:22In his neighborhood, someone told his son that he is a Golgappa.
43:25He said, you are more tacky than me.
43:32Yes, dear.
43:33Greetings.
43:34Greetings.
43:34My name is Anisha Mehmood.
43:36And my question is for you, Mr. Haroon.
43:40Our stress is released by watching this show.
43:46Millions of people watch you.
43:48And you host so well.
43:50So, my question to you is, what is your favorite host?
43:53Your question is very interesting.
43:54Thank you so much, Mr. Haroon.
43:55I know that you are a good host.
43:59I didn't bring him.
44:02Okay, thank you very much.
44:03Your question is also very good.
44:05And the first thing is that I don't know if I host well or not.
44:10But I think that all the hosts of Asre Hazar..
44:13Everyone knows Zia Mohiuddin in the old hosts.
44:16I try my best to become like her.
44:19And Mohin Akhtar..
44:21I want to become like him.
44:23But if you talk about Asre Hazar..
44:26..then personally, Tapish Hashmi is very good.
44:30Wow!
44:31Very good.
44:34The phone is ringing.
44:36Yes.
44:38Brother, I want to hit more because the singers are not enjoying it.
44:42Yes.
44:43Greetings.
44:44Greetings.
44:44My name is Muzalfa.
44:46And I want to ask you a tricky question.
44:48Yes.
44:49What is the question that can never be answered with a yes?
44:53That you are sleeping.
44:54Yes.
44:55Really?
44:56Wow!
44:58Wow!
45:00You are so intelligent.
45:01You deserve to be taught a good lesson.
45:02What happened to you?
45:04Son, there is one more thing.
45:06I can never answer this.
45:07What is that?
45:08Ask him if he is enjoying it.
45:10Yes.
45:16Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
45:17We will meet you in the next show.
45:19Take care of yourselves.
45:20Goodbye.