Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 19th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, Allah has created everything in pairs.
00:27If there is a positive, then there is a negative.
00:30If there is a male, then there is a female.
00:32In the same way, when you come towards education,
00:36then there is also a pair of it, which is called research.
00:39When knowledge and research meet, the nations move forward.
00:43They don't just move forward with research.
00:45They don't just move forward with education.
00:47If you only do research and there is no education,
00:50then you are inferior to the research that has already been done.
00:54If you only get education and don't do research,
00:58then people will move forward, you will get education,
01:01and the first education you get will become obsolete.
01:05Our problem is, especially in our country,
01:08and there are some other countries as well,
01:10that education has come there somehow,
01:13but the paths of research are closed.
01:16As long as we follow the research done by people,
01:21we will not achieve success.
01:24We will keep this pair together, like a bulb.
01:27If there are positive and negative together, it lights up.
01:30If there is only positive, it goes out.
01:33If there is only negative, it goes out.
01:35So, along with education, do your own research as well.
01:39As Allama Iqbal said,
01:42Suicide is better than the art of imitation.
01:45Find a way, and leave the Khidr deal as well.
01:48Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:51Today, we will take you to Maula Jatt and Noori Nath.
01:55Let's see how they are treating their mother.
02:03Okay, today we have come to that drama
02:05where there is no education and no research.
02:07No, the research is not about
02:09what the mother wanted and what the mother got.
02:12The research is not done by a mother.
02:15Then what is done?
02:16A mother is like the earth.
02:18A mother is like the earth?
02:20The earth is like a mother.
02:21When you have understood, why do you argue?
02:26The earth is our mother.
02:28Yes, yes.
02:29And on this earth, we also have a mother.
02:31Wow, wow, wow.
02:32I think we have not talked about mothers yet.
02:35No, no, no.
02:38People have come to know that we don't care about them.
02:42Yes, mother.
02:44My eyes are looking
02:47that why is my mother sad when I am there?
02:50You can also say that.
02:55Okay, tell me, Moti.
02:59What is your problem in the month of Ramadan?
03:03There is no reason to be sad.
03:06If a mother is so sad,
03:08then she doesn't drink hookah in her ears.
03:11It is possible that the hookah wants to say something in the mother's ears.
03:15Son, don't say anything to this hookah.
03:17It is a symbol of your dead father.
03:20Father, father, father.
03:24Father, I didn't talk to you,
03:27but I have heard a lot about you.
03:34Father, what is hurting our mother?
03:38Mother.
03:39Yes.
03:40Father, was the brain hot?
03:42Father, the hot head of the brain was colder than the feet.
03:48Mother, tell me the truth about your sadness.
03:54Oh, death took everything with it.
03:58Father, were you a thief?
04:00You were a thief of my heart.
04:02You were a thief of my sorrows.
04:04Mother.
04:05You were a thief of my sorrows.
04:06You were a thief of my tears.
04:08We are not thieves, son.
04:14Tell me, mother.
04:16Tell me the truth.
04:18What can we do for your happiness?
04:22You can also say that.
04:24What can I do for your happiness?
04:26Mother, tell me the truth.
04:30Mother, we are doing business for your happiness.
04:33We didn't get a single piece of cake.
04:35Didn't death give you two pieces of happiness?
04:38I don't know where he keeps opening the rolls.
04:40We didn't get a single piece of mint.
04:43It affected him badly,
04:45and he didn't like it.
04:49He took everything with him.
04:51Oh, no.
04:52Now, how can I go and break father's grave?
04:56It's a sin.
05:02Tell me, mother.
05:03Yes.
05:04Now, for your happiness,
05:06what can you do?
05:08If your dying father was alive,
05:10I would have started buying bangles from the first Ramadan.
05:14Okay.
05:15I would have started buying clothes.
05:16Okay, from the first Ramadan.
05:17I would have bought shoes.
05:18By the end of Ramadan,
05:19two dozen clothes would have been collected.
05:22I would have started buying shoes.
05:24I would have started buying jewellery.
05:26Father is really dead.
05:33Mother.
05:34Yes, son.
05:35Your son is alive.
05:37Make a list for me.
05:40I will fulfill your wishes.
05:42Son, buy me Italian shoes.
05:45Mother, you are so lucky.
05:49Son, Eid is approaching.
05:51Buy me a car worth Rs. 5,000.
05:54Mother.
05:55Yes.
05:56What can you do for Eid?
05:59Mother, you will also say
06:01that I will buy a car worth Rs. 5,000.
06:04How will you know that?
06:09Mother, you don't worry.
06:11Okay.
06:12We are enjoying this Eid season.
06:15Have you started a business?
06:16Yes, we have started a business.
06:18What business have you started?
06:20We have got a madam.
06:22Okay.
06:23We are doing business with her.
06:25What work are you doing?
06:26She has given us a big order.
06:28What?
06:29She has said that you will become a millionaire.
06:31How is that?
06:32She will give us the goods and we will do the packing.
06:36Okay.
06:37Mother, she works online.
06:40Okay.
06:41We will do the packing
06:43and we will send her online.
06:46Oh.
06:47We are starting drop shipping.
06:50Wow.
06:51It's a good thing.
06:52You know what drop shipping is, right?
06:54Yes, I know.
06:55Wow, son.
06:56You are a great mentor.
06:57We are starting packing now.
07:00Son, as much as you are healthy
07:02don't get wrapped up in packing.
07:09Here.
07:10Yes, madam is here.
07:11You are very old.
07:13Is she the madam who has come on a cycle?
07:15Yes, Noori.
07:16Yes.
07:17Come forward.
07:18Madam's car is parking.
07:19Greetings.
07:20Greetings.
07:22What are you doing?
07:23Actually, I have started a business.
07:26It's the season of Eid.
07:27Yes.
07:28So, I have to prepare bangles on order.
07:31Okay.
07:34Do it.
07:35No problem.
07:37If you give the order,
07:38will you bring the goods?
07:39Yes.
07:40Yes, yes.
07:41Bring it down.
07:42Madam, will you have something to eat?
07:44No, no.
07:45Thank you very much.
07:46I have a 5 star dinner.
07:47If you give the order,
07:48I will wash your car.
07:50Madam,
07:51bring the goods
07:52and close the boot.
07:55Madam,
07:56what have you done to your skin?
07:58You look very young.
07:59I have done anti-wrinkle procedure
08:02and skin tightening.
08:03Son, I also have skin tightening.
08:07What to do now, mother?
08:09Mother,
08:10everything has gone wrong.
08:13Madam,
08:14your skin is glowing.
08:17I get it hydrated.
08:19What is that?
08:20Hydrating.
08:21It fills water in the skin.
08:22Son,
08:23get some water on my face too.
08:26Mother,
08:27do some work
08:28or else I will make you bathe at home.
08:30By the way,
08:31I have also got lip fillers done.
08:32Tell me,
08:33what have you done?
08:34Son,
08:35tell me too.
08:36I will make you bathe
08:37in the pond.
08:40Madam,
08:41fix the payment for this work with us.
08:43Okay.
08:44I want all these bangles
08:45packed by night.
08:47Okay.
08:48You should prepare
08:49as I told you.
08:50Okay.
08:51And you will get
08:52one rupee
08:53for every dozen bangles.
08:54And yes,
08:55one important thing.
08:56If even one bangle
08:57breaks out of a dozen bangles,
08:59I will deduct eight annas.
09:01So,
09:02you will deduct
09:03eight annas
09:04for a dozen bangles.
09:06It's business.
09:07Pay the owner.
09:08Pay the owner.
09:09Son,
09:10if you don't do this work,
09:11who will do my shopping?
09:12You will get your money.
09:15Okay.
09:16What about the henna?
09:17Pack the henna
09:18properly
09:19and make it
09:20in such a way
09:21that it gives a deep colour.
09:23So, I have a lot of meetings now.
09:24I have to leave now.
09:26Wow.
09:27Hurry up.
09:28Okay.
09:29Get the madam's car
09:30back.
09:32She is riding a cycle.
09:34Let her come.
09:35Hold it, madam.
09:37Do I look like a woman
09:38who holds a stick?
09:40Yes.
09:42Hold it.
09:49Buy bangles.
09:52Buy henna.
09:55Buy bangles.
09:57You can buy
09:58those two mints.
10:06I have heard
10:07that you have started a business.
10:08Yes.
10:09Where is my wife?
10:11What will your wife do?
10:14She has come
10:15with a mark on her nose.
10:17Fool.
10:18She has humiliated me
10:19with a mark on her nose.
10:22Come on, Noori.
10:23Son.
10:24Start the work.
10:25Yes.
10:26Pack the henna.
10:27A mark on the nose.
10:31Why is the mark
10:32on his nose not getting fixed?
10:34It will get fixed.
10:35It will get fixed
10:36and then come back.
10:39Mom.
10:41Do you remember
10:42the Bhagatpur fair?
10:43I remember it
10:44very well, son.
10:45Dad used to wear bangles.
10:48Son, I used to wear bangles.
10:50Mom,
10:51let it be.
10:52We will do
10:53the same.
10:54Look at him.
10:55He is making henna.
10:57And he is making
10:58a mark on the bangles.
11:00We will not do this now.
11:06Maulvi.
11:07Why are you cooking the henna?
11:09I don't know.
11:10It was reddish in colour.
11:11I thought I had to cook it.
11:15Look at the colour.
11:16It's red on one side
11:17and golden on the other.
11:18You are a great artist.
11:20I am an artist, Noori.
11:22You are an artist, Maulvi.
11:23That's true.
11:25Noori.
11:26What is it?
11:27Look, the henna is ready.
11:28Eat your food.
11:31Noori.
11:32The henna is ready.
11:34You talk to your mother.
11:36Okay.
11:37I just remembered
11:38something very important.
11:40That's why I came here.
11:42Don't go to the enemy
11:44if you have something to say.
11:55Greetings, mother.
11:57Greetings to you too.
11:59What are you going to do today?
12:01I heard that
12:02the bangles business has started.
12:04That's right.
12:05It hasn't even been a minute
12:06and it's already famous.
12:09Mother.
12:10Yes.
12:11I am thinking
12:12of buying bangles.
12:14Buy bangles.
12:15Don't buy anything.
12:20Leave me alone.
12:23My destination is the graveyard.
12:25Then the villagers are right.
12:27What do they say?
12:28Noori is sick.
12:32We are not enemies.
12:34We have come to buy bangles.
12:37We have all the colors.
12:39These colors.
12:41These colors.
12:43Tell me, which color do you want?
12:46Noori.
12:47Put your favorite color
12:49on my fair wrists.
12:52We are from a young village.
12:55We have never touched a woman's waist.
12:57Then go to the graveyard and put it on.
13:01I am coming with my mother.
13:03I will put water on my father's grave too.
13:07If you want to buy bangles,
13:10you will have to pay Rs. 20.
13:14Hold this.
13:16Sit here.
13:17Choose a color.
13:19Red.
13:20This is red.
13:21Mother, wait.
13:22Your son is dead.
13:25Noori.
13:26If you buy me bangles today,
13:29I will buy bangles for you.
13:31We are not here to buy bangles.
13:33We are here to buy food.
13:37Give me some water.
13:38Rana.
13:40You shouldn't be here.
13:42Rana.
13:44Rana.
13:46Rana.
13:48Why didn't you die
13:50before seeing this day?
13:52Why didn't you die?
13:53I have seen it.
13:54Now die.
13:56Rana,
13:57I am proud of you.
14:04Noori.
14:05Now Rana will rule the entire village.
14:09You are Rana.
14:12In the entire society,
14:14you are defaming my sister's name.
14:18You are making an announcement.
14:20I am buying bangles.
14:21I was looking at the time
14:24when
14:25I will buy bangles for my sister.
14:33He will be fine.
14:34Don't worry.
14:37Thank God,
14:38my second son wasn't here.
14:40Otherwise,
14:41your dead body would have been here.
14:43Call my second son
14:45who will solve all the problems.
14:47Moliya.
14:53What is the matter, mother?
14:54I think your GPS is not working.
14:57Why?
14:58Maulana is calling you from here.
15:00Who are you?
15:02I am an illiterate brother.
15:04He is talking about you.
15:07What is the matter?
15:08It is a small matter.
15:11Your brother has defamed my sister.
15:14He is defaming me in the entire village.
15:17No, he is defaming you.
15:18Yes, he is defaming me.
15:20No one saw
15:22that we two are sitting here.
15:24He didn't defame us with his bad intentions.
15:26He is here to buy bangles.
15:28I am here to buy bangles.
15:30Mother,
15:31this matter has spread in the entire village.
15:34Hey, old man.
15:35Hey, old man.
15:36Hey, blue.
15:37Hey, daddy.
15:38All of you come here.
15:39What is the matter?
15:40What is the matter?
15:41You must have heard
15:43that Noori has defamed my sister.
15:45No, I heard it from you.
15:47I heard it from you.
15:48I heard it from you.
15:50What happened?
15:51Tell me what happened?
15:54He says that Noori has defamed my sister.
15:57Defamed?
16:00Defamed?
16:03Defamed?
16:07Defamed?
16:11Defamed?
16:15Defamed?
16:16Defamed?
16:19Defamed?
16:20Hey, mother.
16:21The entire village has come to know about it.
16:23Son, you tell us.
16:25You can tell the entire country
16:27about your speed.
16:29We have already told you.
16:30Now, don't go out of the village.
16:32A helpless brother is thinking
16:34that after this defamation
16:36who will marry my sister?
16:38Brother, order me.
16:39No, brother.
16:40I came first.
16:41Order me.
16:42Brother, I am very sad.
16:43Order me.
16:44Brother, I am from the village.
16:45Why should I order you?
16:46Why should I order you?
16:47I came first.
16:48I came before you.
16:49Brother, tell me.
16:50Who heard the voice first?
16:51I heard it.
16:52Hey, Maulana.
16:53Hey, I am here.
16:55All of you close your eyes.
16:58Our eyes are already closed.
17:00When he touched Rano's vein.
17:02When he touched Rano's vein.
17:03Hey, I..
17:04Don't get so angry.
17:05Hey, don't get so angry.
17:07Hey, I..
17:08Don't say anything.
17:09Hey, I..
17:10I didn't do anything.
17:11I had told you not to let him do it.
17:14I didn't sacrifice anything for you.
17:16Hey, I..
17:17What do you do?
17:18What do you do?
17:19Listen to me.
17:20I don't want to listen to you.
17:21Whatever happened between us.
17:23It's over.
17:24It's over.
17:25It's over.
17:26You make me sad by doing this.
17:28Don't do this.
17:29Hey, I..
17:30After today, I won't see you sad.
17:38I want his hand.
17:40I want his hand.
17:42I want his hand.
17:43Listen to me.
17:44Don't get angry.
17:45Please sit down and decide.
17:46This matter shouldn't go out of the village.
17:47Yes.
17:48Please sit down.
17:49I won't listen to anyone.
17:50Please sit down.
17:51Listen to me.
17:52Yes.
17:53The decision of the village
17:54should be made by hand.
17:55What do you mean by this?
17:56Rano's father..
17:58Yes.
17:59Now Rano's father..
18:00Yes.
18:01Hey!
18:02This is a different matter.
18:05This is a big matter.
18:06Look.
18:07He should be punished severely.
18:08You did the right thing.
18:09I am deeply hurt.
18:11Yes.
18:12Tell me.
18:13What should be the decision?
18:14Give him Rs. 12,000.
18:15And give us food.
18:16What?
18:17You have done a wrong thing.
18:19Why?
18:20You should have hit him
18:21with the bangles.
18:22Otherwise, he wouldn't have
18:23put on the bangles.
18:24Yes.
18:25He has done a wrong thing.
18:27Yes.
18:28Punish him severely.
18:29And throw him out of the village.
18:31I agree.
18:32What?
18:33But I will go with him.
18:34So that I don't have to face him again.
18:37I don't agree with the decision.
18:39Why?
18:40He should be punished severely.
18:41And throw him out of the village.
18:43He shouldn't be humiliated in the village.
18:46This is not a big deal.
18:48Why?
18:49What is the big deal?
18:50Mr. Rano goes to the doctor.
18:51Yes.
18:52When he is sick.
18:53And the doctor checks him
18:54without the bangles.
18:55Yes.
18:56This is not a big deal.
18:57Punish him severely.
18:58Wow.
18:59Yes.
19:00Throw him out of the village.
19:01Yes.
19:10The supervisor has come again.
19:12What kind of supervisor is he?
19:23Sir, he is pretending.
19:27Sir, the work is getting done.
19:41Sir, these are props.
19:56I think the camera will be left for the next round.
20:04Ladies and gentlemen.
20:05There is a small break.
20:06Don't go anywhere.
20:07We will meet after the break.
20:08Mr. Karela says,
20:09Mr. Khan, ask me.
20:13Mr. Khan.
20:17I want to take Rs. 10,000.
20:18I don't want the syrup of Rs. 60,000.
20:24Mr. Agarwal.
20:26I don't want the syrup of Rs. 60,000.
20:27Get it for me.
20:38Welcome back, viewers.
20:39In the break, we have Mr. Chaudhary with us.
20:41He is his benefactor.
20:42Let's talk to him.
20:43Assalamualaikum.
20:44Waalaikumassalam.
20:45How are you, Mr. Haroon?
20:46Alhamdulillah.
20:47How is the fasting going?
20:48How is the fasting going?
20:49Look, there is always a little energy in fasting.
20:52It happens.
20:53It is a test.
20:54It is a test of patience.
20:55Yes, it is a test.
20:56It is a lesson.
20:57Actually, it is said that this is a lesson
20:59that those who are hungry,
21:00you should be aware of them.
21:02Actually, the thing is that
21:04hunger should not be felt only.
21:07It should be felt that
21:09in order to save your life
21:11or to save the lives of your children,
21:14you should have something
21:16that is extremely important.
21:18It can be a medicine
21:19and it should not be available.
21:20This is also a lesson.
21:21It is a lesson of patience.
21:22Yes.
21:23Look, I am not patient.
21:26In which year did this happen?
21:28It happened in the month of Kansan.
21:30Actually, you know,
21:31even during Ramzan,
21:33God has given a sale.
21:34Wow.
21:35He has given a sale
21:36for every good deed.
21:37He has given a sale
21:38for 70 good deeds.
21:39Don't ask me.
21:40You are a salesman.
21:42Mr. Chowdhury, tell me,
21:43how many children do you have in total?
21:45I have one child in total.
21:48After this,
21:49Chowdhury's and Chowdhury's wife
21:51have fallen in love.
21:53If you have only one son,
21:54then he must be very affectionate.
21:55We have children.
21:56Our children always look cute.
21:58Absolutely.
21:59Yes.
22:00But I am a singer.
22:01I have children.
22:02I am a singer because
22:03I have brought them up.
22:04Otherwise,
22:05you will die.
22:06I am the heir.
22:07I will be the heir.
22:08My land,
22:09tractor,
22:10mansions,
22:11bank balance,
22:12everything is mine.
22:13Goldie's?
22:14You tell me,
22:15when you were
22:16teaching him,
22:17Yes.
22:18What did you want
22:19to become when you grew up?
22:20I wanted my son
22:21to become an anchor.
22:22An anchor.
22:23Then he used to say
22:24that his face
22:25looked very innocent.
22:27You know about personality.
22:28I used to tell him
22:29that if you are innocent,
22:30then don't go with the land.
22:31Okay.
22:32Then he took care of the land.
22:33He went there.
22:34I said,
22:35don't go there.
22:36Why?
22:37It's about personality.
22:38You know that
22:39this is not possible.
22:40Then?
22:41He kept going
22:42to the land for a long time.
22:43I said,
22:44let's go out.
22:45Let's go.
22:46Then what did you do?
22:47I said,
22:48son,
22:49don't go with the land.
22:50You go with him.
22:51Okay,
22:52Mr. Chaudhary,
22:53what is the occasion
22:54of our show today?
22:55It's the last day
22:56of the month of fasting.
22:57No,
22:58we have already given
22:59what we had to give.
23:00No,
23:01it's not that.
23:02Okay.
23:03Then what is the occasion
23:04of your visit today?
23:05I have brought
23:06mutton for you.
23:07Wow.
23:08Wow.
23:09Mr. Chaudhary.
23:10Wow.
23:11Wow.
23:12Wow.
23:13Everyone cooks food.
23:14Come and see
23:15our food.
23:16Wow.
23:17Wow.
23:18Wow.
23:19Wow.
23:20Wow.
23:21Wow.
23:22Wow.
23:23Wow.
23:24Wow.
23:25Wow.
23:26Wow.
23:27Wow.
23:28Wow.
23:29Wow.
23:30Wow.
23:31Wow.
23:32Wow.
23:33Wow.
23:34Wow.
23:35Wow.
23:36Wow.
23:37Wow.
23:38Wow.
23:39Wow.
23:40Wow.
23:41Wow.
23:42Wow.
23:43Wow.
23:44Wow.
23:45Wow.
23:46Wow.
23:47Wow.
23:48Wow.
23:49Wow.
23:50Wow.
23:51Wow.
23:52Wow.
23:53Wow.
23:54Wow.
23:55Wow.
23:56Wow.
23:57Wow.
23:58Wow.
23:59Wow.
24:00Wow.
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33:31Mr. Khansa, ask me if you want bitter gourd or bitter gourd.
33:36Mr. Khansa.
33:39I want to buy a bottle of liquor and not a bottle of syrup.
33:47Mr. Agar, I don't have a bottle of syrup.
33:49Get me a bottle of kerosene.
33:54Poor girl is going to be hanged herself.
33:57Why?
33:57She's got a piece of bread stuck in her mouth.
34:02Listen.
34:03Illusion.
34:03Mr. Rudi.
34:04Mr. Rudi, if you want to identify it, you can do it to Dada.
34:08Okay.
34:09Which ring is there in the hand
34:12but is not worn on the finger?
34:14You rang it first.
34:16Chi ring.
34:17Chi ring.
34:17Very good.
34:19But you can move it on the finger.
34:22And not everyone is crazy like you.
34:24You can earn a lot of money.
34:26Tie her hair.
34:28What?
34:28Tie her hair.
34:29Tie her hair.
34:30You people are always..
34:31Tie her hair and show her the flowers.
34:36She'll die.
34:37Very good.
34:38Very good.
34:39Which is the question whose answer changes all the time?
34:43You rang it first, sir.
34:45Charan.
34:46I know that I rang it very carefully.
34:52I rang it very carefully.
34:53I was killed because of you.
34:55What?
34:56He says, I was killed because of you.
34:58Very good.
34:59I wasn't killed by such a person.
35:00I was killed by both of us.
35:02Try to guess.
35:04You both..
35:05Okay, you try to answer.
35:06Repeat it.
35:07Which is the question whose answer changes all the time?
35:10Its answer changes all the time.
35:12Oh, yes.
35:13Five, four, three, two, one.
35:19Okay, you'll say yes or no.
35:21Do you have the answer in your mind?
35:23No.
35:23We have the answer.
35:24You have the answer in your mind.
35:25Give us the answer.
35:26Time.
35:26Time.
35:27Time.
35:27Yes.
35:29Yes.
35:29It has changed all the time.
35:31It has changed all the time.
35:33Very good.
35:34Very good.
35:35Which is the thing which doesn't get dirty even if it is in the mud?
35:40You rang it first.
35:42Yes, sir.
35:43Don't think too much.
35:44A flower.
35:45A lotus flower.
35:46A lotus flower.
35:47A flower which is in the mud.
35:49If you pick a lotus flower from the mud
35:51then it will be covered with mud.
35:53It will get dirty.
35:54That thing doesn't get dirty.
35:55Okay, do you have the answer in your mind, Charlie?
35:58No, sir. You'll give me the wrong answer.
35:59I'll forget it.
36:01Okay, do you have the answer in your mind?
36:02Yes.
36:03Okay, you'll give the answer.
36:04Water.
36:05No.
36:06It will get dirty.
36:06If it gets dirty, then..
36:08I have to take it to my house.
36:09Let me wash it first.
36:12Do you have the answer in your mind, son?
36:14No.
36:14What is the thing which doesn't get dirty even if it is in the mud?
36:18It doesn't get dirty.
36:20Tell me. You told me just now.
36:21You were the one who said it.
36:22Tell me now.
36:24You tell me. What did he say?
36:25The bag which is worn around the neck.
36:27Okay, no. This is not possible.
36:29Okay, do you have the answer in your mind?
36:31Yes.
36:32Do you have the answer in your mind? Yes or no?
36:33No.
36:34No. You give me the answer.
36:35Shadow.
36:36Shadow.
36:37Wow.
36:38Wow.
36:40Wow.
36:41I'll ask you a question of two points.
36:43Yes.
36:43She'll do it.
36:44What do you do?
36:45I work in a private institution.
36:47Okay. What is your field?
36:49Electrical.
36:50Electrical.
36:51It's going on very well.
36:53Oh my God.
36:56This is too much.
36:58Mr. Agha should definitely know the answer to this question.
37:01Is it?
37:02No one else should know the answer.
37:03Wow.
37:03It's very easy.
37:04Let me ask the question.
37:05It's very easy.
37:07Okay.
37:09What is the thing which you can do in the morning
37:12but can't do at night?
37:14You rang the bell first.
37:17You can see the sun.
37:18But the sun doesn't rise at night.
37:19If there are clouds in the morning
37:22Yes.
37:22then where will the sun rise?
37:24Okay.
37:24I missed it.
37:25You have to say yes or no.
37:27Do you have the answer in your mind?
37:29Yes.
37:29Mr. Agha, does your team have the answer?
37:32No?
37:33Okay, you answer.
37:34Breakfast.
37:35Breakfast.
37:36Yes.
37:40Good.
37:41What is the experience
37:43which everyone goes through but doesn't tell us?
37:46You rang the bell.
37:48Death.
37:49Death.
37:50Yes.
37:51Yes.
37:53Very good.
37:54Ahmed Fayyaz, you and Team Salim have won.
37:58Very good.
37:59Very good.
38:01But the thing is that
38:03our daughter, Sadia
38:05Yes, sir.
38:06She is like our child.
38:08She gave the answer of two points.
38:10Yes.
38:11And she didn't even help Charlie.
38:13No.
38:14So I think we should give her a gift as well.
38:17Yes.
38:18Come here.
38:21Very good, son.
38:22Very good.
38:23Viewers, it's time for a short break.
38:25Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
38:27I found a small piece of rice.
38:29Mr. Chaudhary, he is a banana.
38:32A small piece of rice.
38:33Mr. Arun, the rice was so small.
38:36Okay.
38:37It broke into pieces.
38:38Here you go, Manu.
38:40He found the same piece of mutton.
38:42Chaudhary, the one who is weak
38:44eats a big piece of rice.
38:52Chaudhary.
38:53Chaudhary.
38:55Chaudhary.
38:56Chaudhary.
38:58Chaudhary.
38:59Chaudhary.
39:01Chaudhary.
39:02Chaudhary.
39:04Chaudhary.
39:06Chaudhary.
39:07Welcome back, viewers.
39:09I think we should now go to the audience.
39:11He is already there.
39:14Yes, sir.
39:15Greetings.
39:16Greetings.
39:17Sir, my name is Shahid Ali and I would like to talk about Salim Al-Bela.
39:21Yes, sir.
39:22Our artists are the best assets of Pakistan.
39:28They make arrangements for us to play and laugh,
39:31but sometimes they are broken from within.
39:33So, a big round of applause for them.
39:35They are working very hard for Pakistan.
39:39Brother, let me tell you something right now.
39:42I had an idea,
39:45because the kind of environment I grew up in,
39:51and the education I got from a good institution in Pakistan,
39:54I had an idea that people who are related to arts,
39:57people who are connected to arts,
40:00or people who are working for aesthetic purposes,
40:05they are very good people.
40:07And I had this idea.
40:08And I knew that the country
40:10where the most people come for art,
40:13that country progresses.
40:14For example, we saw the rise of Europe.
40:16We saw the Renaissance of Europe, the Renaissance.
40:20But when I worked with these people,
40:22and I have never spoken to them like this,
40:25when I worked with these people, I realized one thing.
40:30Sir, they are not good people.
40:31What?
40:32They are great people.
40:33Oh, wow.
40:34They are great people.
40:37Let me tell you that,
40:40Mr. Agha had to fall into a well once.
40:42So, we told him not to fall into the well.
40:45We will show that you have fallen into the well.
40:48He said, no.
40:50Let me fall into the well.
40:52This is my job.
40:54Let me drop myself down.
40:56And he got hurt.
40:58But this man fell.
41:00Wow.
41:01Now, Goga Pasuri is sitting in front of you.
41:05Whatever you have to give, give it to him.
41:08It is necessary.
41:10Goga Pasuri is making you laugh right now.
41:13He is laughing and smiling.
41:16He has not only a fractured hand,
41:18but he has a fractured back.
41:20And he is still sitting here and making you laugh.
41:25Yes, sir.
41:26Greetings.
41:27Greetings, sir.
41:28My name is Musarrat Kazmi.
41:30And I have come from where the whole world eats salt.
41:34I have come from Khiora.
41:35Oh, wow.
41:38I would like to recite a poem.
41:39Yes, sir.
41:40If the owner of wealth is born,
41:43he is respected by everyone.
41:47Wow.
41:47There is no mention of respect,
41:49even if the aspect does not change.
41:50Wow.
41:51Even if God appears in the form of a pauper.
41:54Wow.
41:56Very good.
41:58Very good.
41:59Yes, sir.
42:00I am from the area of Abu Riyan Al-Bairuni.
42:04Wow.
42:04You have come from near Qatas Raj.
42:06Yes.
42:06It is basically a salt range.
42:08Yes, yes.
42:09In that, Sikandar-e-Azam...
42:10Are you from Duryodhan?
42:12No, I am from P.D. Khan.
42:13Pind Dadan Khan.
42:14Pind Dadan Khan.
42:15My area is Rajah Porus and Alexander Great.
42:19Yes.
42:19Sikandar-e-Azam's Madan-e-Jang is also there.
42:22Yes.
42:22Punjab's best camel, which is called the type of deer.
42:26Wow.
42:27That is also related to my area.
42:29Abu Riyan Al-Bairuni.
42:30Yes.
42:31That is also related to my area.
42:32He sat there and became the world's dog.
42:34Yes, he became the world's dog.
42:36On top of that Kala Nandana.
42:37I think after all these stories,
42:39now there is only one Kakaartu Adda.
42:43Okay.
42:44Everyone else is shaking.
42:45Yes.
42:46I will recite few lines of that area's
42:48Punjabi language poet.
42:50Yes, go ahead.
42:51Okay.
42:52Wa-Chhore De Sadme Jalendi Pire Sein.
42:55Wa-Chhore De Sadme Jalendi Pire Sein.
42:59Je Hun Tor Giyose Dudende Pire Sein.
43:01Yes, yes.
43:02Kadhi Yaad Aayose Jaam Vich Beh Khayali.
43:05Aha.
43:06Aba Gaut Uthi Sein Tau Si Bhawali.
43:08Yes.
43:09Wow!
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44:05He lost his monkey skin and brought it back.
44:08He means to say, why are you sitting with a straight face?
44:10Straight face?
44:12I mean, you look like Pooja.
44:13He is laughing.
44:15You don't have a face like that.
44:19When Goga was born, his mother kept on bathing him.
44:22Everyone asked her, why is she bathing him?
44:25She said, it's the process of cooling.
44:29She bathed him.
44:30Okay.
44:33Hey, kid.
44:34Yes.
44:34When you grow up, you will be very brave.
44:37Really?
44:37Yes.
44:38Why?
44:38I don't want to play so much.
44:45Yes, brother.
44:46Greetings. My name is Wajid Altaf.
44:48So, what will you do today?
44:49Sir, I want to sing a song of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
44:52Okay.
44:53There is someone who is running the system of existence.
45:08He is God.
45:14He is the one who is seen and the one who is unseen.
45:24He is God.
45:29He is God.
45:34He is God.
45:39Very nice.
45:40Very nice.
45:42Very nice.
45:43Yes.
45:44My name is Rashid Khan.
45:45Yes, Rashid Khan.
45:46I am from Namakhewda, Kauistan.
45:49Wow.
45:49There is a poem of Khalil-ur-Rehman Qamar.
45:52Yes.
45:53It means that I am not forgotten.
45:55It is not that I remember you.
45:57First, you were the first.
46:00Now, you come after everyone.
46:01Wow.
46:03Very nice.
46:04Wow.
46:05Very nice.
46:06This was today's show.
46:07We will meet you in the next show.
46:08Take care.
46:10Goodbye.