Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 19th Jan 2025
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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:21Friends, if you are ever sitting alone,
00:24then divide all the people around you, your relatives, your friends, your acquaintances,
00:30into three categories.
00:33There are three water bodies.
00:34Spring, river and ocean.
00:37There are some people who are like springs,
00:40with whom you always receive blessings
00:44and they don't ask or take anything from you.
00:48They just give you blessings, love, sympathy, compassion, love and support.
00:55There are some people who are like rivers.
00:56They are more generous than them
00:58because they have received blessings from many springs.
01:01They are like streams.
01:03Not only do they give you blessings,
01:05but they also give blessings to the lifeless and lifeless creatures of the world.
01:10They give blessings to animals, plants, everything.
01:13There are some people who are like the ocean.
01:15It has a lot of wealth, but it is not rich.
01:17It doesn't give anything. What is the use of its wealth?
01:19It has a lot of knowledge, but it doesn't give anything.
01:21It doesn't like to talk to anyone. What is the use of its knowledge?
01:24It has a lot of water, but you can't even drink a drop of it.
01:27You are in a boat and if you don't have a river or a clean water well,
01:33then you will die thirsty in the ocean.
01:35It is of no use to anyone.
01:36This happens many times in life with big people.
01:41We make acquaintances because it has a lot of water.
01:45This water will come in handy.
01:47It is of no use to anyone.
01:48The springs are small, but they give you blessings all your life.
01:53Keep one more thing in mind.
01:55Some people are like a swimming pool.
01:57You have to fill it up again and again.
01:59You have to fill it up again and again.
02:01And every time, the water becomes dirty.
02:04Avoid such people. Divide them.
02:06And don't let people like the river and the springs go anywhere in your life.
02:10I would like to dedicate today's monologue to the late Mr. Umar Sharif.
02:19Let's start today's show with this message.
02:21Let's take you to a workshop and see how the system works there.
02:27Greetings.
02:28Greetings.
02:30Is this your car?
02:31Yes.
02:32What are you doing?
02:33I came to change the air filter.
02:37Hello, brother.
02:39Hey, mister.
02:39Brother.
02:40Artist.
02:41What are you doing?
02:43There was some work in his car.
02:45I had to get down in the deep to see it.
02:48He has come to change the air filter.
02:50It is kept up.
02:51Really?
02:52The air filter is kept up?
02:53Yes.
02:53You should have told me.
02:54I would have gone underwater.
02:56Hey, I have to show the car to Pappu the mechanic.
02:59Don't touch it.
03:00My boss's name is Pappu.
03:02I am naturally Pappu.
03:03Get it done from me.
03:07You are Pappu.
03:07I don't care if you are Pappu or Dabbu.
03:09Sir, your car is absolutely fine.
03:11There is a problem with the air filter.
03:13I am telling you.
03:14It will cost you Rs. 5500.
03:16I can fix it for Rs. 6000.
03:18I don't even know the rate of the air filter you are talking about.
03:20I will fix your air filter.
03:23It has a special thing under the engine.
03:25What is it?
03:26What is it?
03:26A special thing.
03:27I have never heard of such things.
03:29A special thing.
03:30Air filter.
03:31I can't even argue with him that it used to cost this much.
03:33Greetings, sir.
03:34Greetings, sir.
03:35This is the air filter.
03:37Sir, there is a tape in his car.
03:38It is not working.
03:40All these three things are not working.
03:41How are you related to him?
03:43He is the one who takes care of the car.
03:45He is a junior.
03:46We are his teachers.
03:48I made a mistake.
03:50How many times have I told you that you made a mistake?
03:51We were waiting for you to become a teacher.
03:54He is a teacher.
03:55You can check his experience.
03:56He has been doing this for a long time.
03:58Yes, sir. What is the problem?
04:00I wanted to change the air filter.
04:01That's it.
04:02You wanted to change the air filter.
04:08What kind of a method is this?
04:09Where do you guys get into?
04:10I think the boss is still not here.
04:11Boss, I am here.
04:12Don't worry. Go inside.
04:14What?
04:14Hey, come straight.
04:16Hey, Shagird.
04:18Straighten this.
04:19Sir.
04:19Sir, open the nut once.
04:21That's it.
04:22Which nut are you opening?
04:23It's there. It's done.
04:24The work is done.
04:25Did you bring the air filter?
04:27Yes.
04:29The other one too.
04:30Okay.
04:31Take it.
04:31Okay.
04:33This is your car.
04:34All the things are here.
04:35The car has checked everything.
04:37Okay.
04:38It's air filter needs to be changed.
04:40I am not telling you to do this.
04:42Don't touch me.
04:43Move back.
04:44Don't touch me.
04:44Move back.
04:45What is this?
04:45Your face tells me that you are a stupid man.
04:48And an ill-mannered man.
04:49Ill-mannered.
04:52Ill-mannered man.
04:55Sir, look at this.
04:56Yes.
04:57I will make you also ill-mannered.
05:01Ill-mannered man.
05:02Hold this.
05:03Hold this.
05:03Hold this.
05:04Okay, I will remove this.
05:05No.
05:06Move back.
05:07Do you have any sense?
05:08What happened, sir?
05:09Why are you both disturbing me?
05:15Don't touch me.
05:16Hold both the ears.
05:18Hold both the ears.
05:20This is what happens.
05:21Sir, I made a mistake.
05:23Go.
05:23I forgive you.
05:26Thank you, sir.
05:26I was told that you are ill-mannered.
05:30Hold this.
05:30Every man is ill-mannered.
05:32Sir.
05:33Sir, I forgive you.
05:34Leave him.
05:36I forgive you.
05:37Leave him.
05:38Yes, brother.
05:39Mr. Kuddu.
05:40Yes, it's me.
05:41Sir, I want to change the air filter.
05:44Hey.
05:44Didn't you change the filter?
05:46Sir, the tap is not working.
05:48What?
05:53Sir, I am sorry.
05:55The tap was not working.
05:56The hook was also not working.
06:00The hook was not working.
06:07What's going on?
06:08What's going on?
06:10Kuddu.
06:11What's going on?
06:12Sir, I...
06:13Where are you going?
06:17The owner of the car is here.
06:18We want to slap you.
06:20Kuddu.
06:21Do your work.
06:22Sir, I...
06:24I will slap you.
06:27Get lost.
06:28Sir, this is my car.
06:30You don't know.
06:32Is this your car?
06:32Yes, sir.
06:33Wow, sir.
06:34What a car.
06:36This is too much.
06:37Kuddu.
06:38Yes, sir.
06:38Do your work.
06:39Okay.
06:40Do your work.
06:42Where are you going?
06:44I want to do my work.
06:46Do your work here.
06:47Do this.
06:47First do this.
06:48Then do this.
06:50Do one thing.
06:51There is a car in front of you.
06:52Yes.
06:53Hit him.
06:54Hit him.
06:55I will do it.
06:55Sir.
06:56Do your work.
06:59Sir, this is...
07:00Change the air filter.
07:02Air filter?
07:02Air filter.
07:04Sir, I don't understand.
07:05Ask me.
07:06Yes.
07:06Kuddu, he is asking you.
07:08He is my teacher.
07:12His name is Pappu.
07:13You come to change the air filter every other day.
07:16Why do you sit in the car?
07:20Sir, it will cost Rs. 8000.
07:22Rs. 8000?
07:23Yes.
07:24Isn't it too expensive?
07:26It has become too expensive.
07:27It will cost Rs. 6000.
07:29Oh, hello.
07:32Mr. Arun, when you change the air filter along with oil, you get a discount.
07:37Yes, it is written.
07:39But I don't think you get a discount anywhere else in the world.
07:42But still, it is too expensive.
07:44It is expensive because of the energy deficiency in Pakistan.
07:49Yes.
07:50Or the very expensive energy.
07:52Because of that, the cost of making parts has gone up.
07:56The dollar has come down a little.
07:58Yes.
07:58But things are not going down.
08:00Do you know that staying a little above the dollar is good for the country?
08:03How?
08:04The reason is that the people who approach you from outside for products,
08:09they calculate in dollars.
08:11Yes.
08:11So they find things cheaper.
08:13This is one reason that Japan has kept its currency very low till date.
08:17Yes.
08:18The Japanese yen was very low.
08:20It was much lower than the Pak Rupee.
08:22It has come up now.
08:22Although the country was prosperous.
08:24Yes.
08:24So that the products were cheaper.
08:27Even today, where are your cars coming from?
08:29From Japan.
08:30The reason is that it is cheaper for you.
08:33So you will be cheaper for the world if your currency is a little low.
08:37We are very cheap, but nothing is made here.
08:39Nothing is made. That's the problem.
08:41Bahul, whatever it is, change it.
08:43It will cost Rs. 8000. I will do it.
08:44It will take a minute.
08:45Do something.
08:45What will you do?
08:46Give me the air filter.
08:48Bahul, you are giving an expensive price.
08:49Sir.
08:50Yes.
08:50I will put the yen in Rs. 3000.
08:52What?
08:53Yen?
08:54Yes.
08:54In Rs. 3000?
08:55How will you do it?
08:56It is a sure thing.
08:57Yes.
08:58I will do it.
08:59Sir, Pak Rupee has a name.
09:01Sir, it is your name. I won't spoil it.
09:03Don't worry.
09:03You take out Rs. 3000.
09:04I will put the filter now.
09:05If it is a cheap job, then change the oil filter.
09:09Change the oil filter.
09:10This is for Rs. 2000.
09:11Rs. 2000?
09:12No, this is expensive.
09:13Rs. 2000 is also expensive.
09:14Is there an oil filter for this?
09:15No.
09:16There is no oil filter for Rs. 2000.
09:17We will sell the oil filter for Rs. 1200.
09:19Hey!
09:22Isn't it?
09:23There is no saving in this.
09:24The oil filter is for him.
09:26We only save the oil.
09:29The oil that comes out?
09:30Yes.
09:30What do you do with it?
09:31Sir, we refresh it and sell it.
09:34Absolutely.
09:35We clean the old oil.
09:37We put it in the same fake packing.
09:41Oh.
09:42We sell it as a counterfeit product.
09:44Sir, he will buy it again.
09:46Hey!
09:47Hey!
09:49Hey!
09:50Sir, it is for Rs. 2000.
09:51It is for Rs. 2000.
09:52It is expensive.
09:53Why are you telling me that it is for Rs. 2000?
09:54Sir, let me do it.
09:56Let me do it for Rs. 700.
09:57How much money do you want?
09:59We will save it.
10:00We will save it.
10:00In Rs. 700?
10:01It will be genuine.
10:02Genuine?
10:02Yes.
10:03Do it.
10:03Okay.
10:04Change the fan belt.
10:06It is a counterfeit product.
10:07Eat it.
10:09I have to eat five stars at this rate?
10:13Go back.
10:14Why are you troubling me?
10:16Are you crazy?
10:17Will you put so much in it?
10:18Put it in Rs. 700.
10:19It will be done.
10:21Give me two minutes.
10:21Do me a favor.
10:22Sir, the thing is..
10:24When rich people come to my shop..
10:25Yes?
10:26I tell them to change the fan belt.
10:29They are rich.
10:30Let them change it.
10:31I will make it a genuine product.
10:35Let's do this.
10:36We'll take out their genuine stuff
10:38and sell it to the poor customers at a genuine price.
10:41Where will you get this from?
10:43There's a car of a rich man parked behind me.
10:46I'll get it from there.
10:47Come on, sir.
10:47Come on, brother. Do as he says.
10:49Go and put it in.
10:50He's saying that he'll put it in the grave of a traitor.
10:52Come on, man. Hurry up.
10:55Give me the keys.
10:56Okay, sir.
10:57Oh, man. Just a minute.
10:59Hello.
11:00Hello.
11:01Yes, this is Life.
11:02What are you doing in the workshop?
11:06I'm in the workshop.
11:07Who told you?
11:08Who's in the pink shirt with you?
11:10Pink shirt?
11:12I'm the mechanic of the car.
11:14Why do I smell petrol?
11:17It's between you and your wife.
11:18How can you smell it?
11:19Forget that. Get the work done and come home.
11:22I'm coming home.
11:23Let me get the work done first.
11:24Okay, fine.
11:25Hey! Hey!
11:26What happened?
11:26Hey!
11:27I don't know if you're hurt or they're hurt.
11:31Tell me something.
11:32What should we do if the car gets too hot
11:34and the water comes out of the radiator?
11:38Women always ask such questions.
11:41It's their job.
11:42Why? Why don't women have a job?
11:44Do you know that women made tanks in World War II?
11:47Sir, listen to me.
11:48All the cars are computerized.
11:50Do you know that women drove the most expensive machines
11:53in the world in World War II?
11:54You're right, but women...
11:55Do you know that women made the most parts in World War II?
11:59Do you know that women tuned their cars in Nalali?
12:03What are you saying?
12:08He's right. He's a deputy.
12:13Hello.
12:14Why did the girl in pink touch you?
12:17Why do you want to know?
12:20Stay away from her.
12:21Okay.
12:23What's the matter, sir?
12:25I don't have time today. Please stay away from me.
12:28I don't have time.
12:29My wife will find out wherever I go.
12:31There's a tracker in the car.
12:32Yes, tracker.
12:33She's right. It could be a tracker.
12:35Do you understand what's going on?
12:36What's going on?
12:37What does she do to you?
12:38She traces you wherever she goes.
12:40What did she do to you?
12:42She knows about clothes.
12:43Does she know about everything?
12:44She knows about Saad Pappu.
12:45Really?
12:46Yes.
12:47Check the car.
12:49Let me check.
12:50Look at the mirror.
12:51Is there a camera here?
12:52No, sir.
12:58Where is it?
13:00Did you keep it or did your wife keep it?
13:03My wife kept it.
13:05She put the camera in Chawla's bag.
13:07Oh!
13:10I don't remember where it is.
13:13Check the other side.
13:15Hold on.
13:17Hello.
13:18What are you looking for in the garbage?
13:23Hello, ma'am. I'm not near the garbage.
13:25Why is this dog coming so close to you?
13:27Ma'am, I don't know anything about it.
13:29Actually, there was a duck in the car.
13:31I picked it up and threw it out.
13:33Okay. Okay.
13:34Okay.
13:35Oh!
13:36That's what it was.
13:37That's it.
13:38There's a camera in this too.
13:39There's a camera in the pencil too.
13:41If you do this, it will be there.
13:43If you do this, it will be off.
13:44This is off.
13:46Did the light go off in the workshop?
13:47I'll switch it on.
13:51Ma'am, there was a useless pen in the car.
13:52I picked it up and threw it out.
13:54Okay. Okay.
13:56Okay.
13:58I found the stuff.
13:59Okay.
13:59Come on.
14:00Fit it.
14:01Fit it.
14:02Hurry up. Please.
14:04Why did you bring a bag?
14:05I think you're cutting everything.
14:07Why does he lie down in the car?
14:09I don't understand.
14:10He doesn't have a job.
14:12That's why he does this.
14:14Hurry up.
14:15Please.
14:16It's done.
14:17It's done?
14:17Come.
14:18It's done.
14:19Okay, sir. Check your work.
14:21Mr. Haroon, I don't understand one thing.
14:23Whenever I take my car to check the air in the tyre
14:27they say there's a puncture in the tyre.
14:29Why isn't there a puncture in the tyre?
14:31Look, when you go out four times a day to fill up the air
14:33it means there's a puncture in the tyre.
14:35Sir, you can get the air punctured for as much money as you want.
14:40Greetings.
14:42Yes.
14:43How are you?
14:43Greetings.
14:44Mr. Budh.
14:46How are you?
14:47Come here.
14:48Yes.
14:49Someone is talking. What's going on?
14:52Both of them will get changed in Rs. 800.
14:58Do you want to wear new shoes or old ones?
14:59No, no.
15:00I was told to do two things.
15:04You told me about the car.
15:06The car is parked right here.
15:07Really?
15:08Yes.
15:09Is this the car?
15:09Yes, this is the car.
15:10Mr. Haroon, he's very clever.
15:12How?
15:12He brings anything he finds at home.
15:16Look, I'll be back in two minutes.
15:19The car is parked right here.
15:20Yes.
15:21Come.
15:21Did you want to buy a car?
15:22Yes, yes.
15:24Come, brother.
15:25Come.
15:28This car can go for 16,000 kilometers.
15:30It's a bumper to bumper car.
15:32Wow.
15:32If there's anything, we'll do it.
15:34Look at this.
15:35Wow.
15:35Should I give you something?
15:36Look at this.
15:37Yes.
15:37It's a genuine laptop.
15:38Hello.
15:39Who is it?
15:40It's a genuine laptop.
15:41What car are you selling?
15:42Listen to me.
15:43Yes.
15:43I'll do a lot of work with this car.
15:45I'll buy a lot of cars.
15:48I don't want to sell my car.
15:49What are you saying?
15:50I don't want to sell my car.
15:51You'll sell it tomorrow.
15:52I won't sell it day after tomorrow.
15:53It's a good car.
15:54It's been parked for a year.
15:55Wow.
15:55I'll put it under the car.
15:57I'll put it under the car.
15:59Okay.
15:59I'll do a lot of work with this car.
16:01Okay.
16:02I'll do a lot of work with this car.
16:05I'll give you a lot of money.
16:08But, Mr. Haroon, how will he drive the car?
16:11Is the accelerator like this or like that?
16:14You'll press the brake and accelerator together.
16:17No, sir.
16:18I'm buying an auto car for this reason.
16:20Okay.
16:20There is no brake in it.
16:22No, sir. There is a brake.
16:24But, the accelerator is like this.
16:27How?
16:28Like this.
16:29Now press the brake.
16:30Wait. I'll have to sit in the car.
16:33Like this.
16:34Give me the money.
16:35Tell me the rate.
16:36I have the money.
16:38For you, I'll give you 16 lakhs.
16:41Hello.
16:42He's giving a very cheap rate.
16:43How much is 16 lakhs?
16:44I'm telling you the truth.
16:47It's worth at least 4 to 5 lakhs.
16:51You just asked me a question.
16:53It's been so long.
16:56I won't sell the car.
16:57Hello.
16:58What nonsense is this?
16:59What are you saying?
17:00I'll do a lot of work with this car.
17:02You don't have any sense.
17:03I'll do a lot of work with this car.
17:04I'll get it fixed from Mr. Naldi.
17:09It's worth 16 lakhs.
17:12Don't be scared.
17:13Okay.
17:14Give it to me.
17:14It's worth 16 lakhs.
17:15Sir, I'm telling you.
17:17I don't understand this model.
17:19I've opened the filter.
17:22The comb has given me an answer.
17:23Oh, man.
17:23This car goes to a city, right?
17:25Yes, it goes to a city.
17:26It goes to the city of Modi, right?
17:28Yes, it goes to a city.
17:28So, it has to go there.
17:30Believe me.
17:32The comb looks like a gentleman.
17:34Sir, the current is pulling you.
17:38There's some problem.
17:39The battery?
17:40Yes.
17:41It's in full current.
17:43Yes.
17:43It's like a soldier.
17:47My brother, Naldi.
17:48The radiator is out of order.
17:51It's not a modern car.
17:52It will take a year or two.
17:54Radiator?
17:55Yes.
17:56I saw the radiator.
17:58Yes.
17:58I was shocked to see the radiator.
18:00He was shocked to see the radiator.
18:03Sir, why are you damaging the engine?
18:05Look at this.
18:06It's a ring piston.
18:07What kind of ring is this?
18:09Wait a minute.
18:10It's for the plastic support under the ring.
18:12It's made of rubber.
18:14It's under the ring.
18:15There's a body under it.
18:16It's under the ring.
18:17There's a support under it.
18:19It's under the ring.
18:20How far is it going to go?
18:22Listen to me.
18:23Yes.
18:24The ring piston.
18:25Yes.
18:25I want to kiss the ring piston.
18:30Okay, it's done.
18:32It's done.
18:33Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
18:34You get the car ready.
18:36I'll get sweets for my brother.
18:38Don't come here.
18:41I'll get sweets for my brother.
18:42I'll get sweets for my brother.
18:43Yes, sir.
18:47It's a deal.
18:48The owner has the right on this money.
18:50He has to do all the work.
18:52He has to pay me.
18:52When will the sweets come?
18:54I'll get sweets.
18:55Okay.
18:56I'll get sweets from Delhi pool.
19:02I went out without any reason.
19:05Why did you go out?
19:07It was an important work.
19:09I don't know where my friend is.
19:10I don't know where my friend is.
19:12Why have you put your head on my shoulder?
19:14Sir.
19:14It's a joke.
19:15Sir.
19:16I can hear a woman's voice from the engine.
19:19Let me check the car.
19:20I'll switch it on.
19:28You sold my father's car?
19:31Yes.
19:31When did you come?
19:34Is she your wife?
19:36Yes.
19:37Okay.
19:39You sold my father's car.
19:41But please don't leave me.
19:44Why do you take care of him?
19:45I'm very possessive about him.
19:47I'm very insecure that he might leave me and go to someone else.
19:51Yes.
19:52Forget it.
19:53Believe me.
19:54ADD is a good company.
19:58Now I know why you were standing here for so long.
20:02Why?
20:03You were standing here because of them.
20:04Not them.
20:05I beg of you.
20:07Please stay away from him.
20:09Don't ruin my family.
20:10I swear on my father.
20:12I'll kill both of them.
20:18Don't ruin my family.
20:20I pray that you get a better family and a better son.
20:24We got one.
20:27We're already married.
20:29She's already married.
20:32Mr. Haroon, she's right.
20:33She has a dog at home.
20:36I'll give you Rs. 3,000.
20:39I don't have change.
20:45We'll take a short break.
20:47We'll meet again.
20:48People watch Netflix these days.
20:52They watch all kinds of movies.
20:54Netflix has a series called
20:56Alama Pide.
20:57I've seen a series called Excuse Me.
21:00Okay.
21:01Episode number six of that series
21:03is called Pazul Pazul Pazul.
21:06What?
21:06What nonsense is this?
21:07We're in Punjab to buy stairs.
21:18Welcome back, viewers.
21:19We have a guest from Afghanistan.
21:23He's a fan of our show.
21:25Let's talk to him.
21:26Greetings.
21:27Greetings.
21:29Thank you for inviting us here.
21:32I watch the poetry in Kandahar.
21:35You should watch it in Kandahar.
21:36It's a long show.
21:37You'll get tired if you stand here.
21:38I want to visit Kandahar.
21:42Will you take us to Kandahar?
21:43I'll take everyone to Kandahar.
21:46But I'll take this red and black thing
21:50to Mazar-e-Sharif.
21:53You'll take it to Afghanistan, right?
21:55No, Mr. Haroon.
21:56I'll take it to Mazar-e-Sharif in Lahore.
22:02I'm going dumb.
22:04Mr. Agha, don't sell it.
22:06Don't sell it.
22:07Get a grip on yourself.
22:14Tell us.
22:17Mr. Khan.
22:18I like this fat guy, Patlu.
22:21Why?
22:22He gets angry when I talk to him.
22:24I laugh a lot when he slaps me.
22:26I know.
22:27He slapped you 10-15 times.
22:29I'll slap you once.
22:31Just once.
22:32I'll slap you 11-12 times.
22:36It's not like that, Mr. Khan.
22:38Come here. I'll serve you.
22:40I'll take you to Singhpura.
22:44Why will you take us to Singhpura?
22:46A guy sells pistachios there.
22:49Really?
22:50I had 17-18 brothers.
22:52Really? What do you do, Mr. Khan?
22:55I have two wives and 13 kids.
22:58Yes.
22:58I do import-export.
23:00How many kids do you have?
23:0113.
23:01You have a family now.
23:03Yes.
23:05You were supposed to have two kids.
23:07I'll have two and a half kids.
23:13Mr. Haroon, do you know why Mr. Agha is sitting like this?
23:16Why is he sitting like this?
23:16He is in a lot of pain.
23:19How did you come here?
23:21Do you have any work here?
23:22I came here to talk to you.
23:24I have a big complaint with the young generation.
23:29Oh!
23:29I want to tell you something.
23:31Yes, tell me.
23:31If you find a solution, I'll be grateful to you.
23:34Yes, tell me.
23:35Today's kids, Mr. Haroon, Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim
23:38spend all their time on their mobile phones.
23:42Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Snapchat, Tik Tok, X.
23:46All these things.
23:48Post a status, post a post, post a story.
23:50A story of one and a half minutes is made on Instagram.
23:53A reel of a minute is made on Facebook.
23:54A YouTube shot is made on Instagram.
23:55I don't know what all things are there.
23:57Is the research complete?
23:59How do you know so many things?
24:01Look, today's generation says, don't do this, it's bad.
24:05They say, you don't know anything.
24:07I said, at least find out what's in it.
24:09Did you see it?
24:10I saw it with the eyes of hatred.
24:13Mr. Haroon, open the gate.
24:18It's a long journey.
24:20You can spend the night, but you have to leave in the morning.
24:22There's a cat under the gate.
24:26I don't understand one thing.
24:28The watchman always used to say
24:30that no one has come to this mansion for 40 years.
24:32So, who is paying you?
24:34Yes, that's what I am thinking.
24:36He got a job, right?
24:37Yes.
24:38He got a one cheque payment.
24:41Mr. Agha, I often think
24:43that at what age did you get a clean sweep?
24:45I mean, my hair fell off.
24:47Yes, you got a clean sweep.
24:48Yes, my hair.
24:49Sir, when did you become bald?
24:51Sir, when did you become bald?
24:54When did you become bald?
24:56I wouldn't have become bald if you had forgiven me.
24:59Yes.
25:01Mr. Agha's hair fell off.
25:04You are talking about your husband's hair.
25:06Gokhale, you shouldn't have worn a turtleneck on this neck.
25:10No, I think a turtleneck is made for this neck.
25:13Mr. Haroon, then why didn't you hide your face?
25:15He has become a mask, he doesn't have any sense.
25:18Mr. Haroon, today his wife praised his turtleneck.
25:21She said, you look very good from here to there.
25:25Gokhale's wife had put a pin here.
25:28Her friend said, what happened?
25:29She said, he got a tattoo from Egypt.
25:32We are talking about our own things.
25:33I am telling you something important.
25:35Yes, tell me.
25:36This generation watches Netflix.
25:39They watch some crime.
25:42There is a series on Netflix called Allama Pide.
25:46I have seen a series on it called Excuse Me.
25:48Okay.
25:49Its episode number six is useless.
25:53What?
25:54What?
25:54What is useless?
25:55I have come to Punjab to buy stairs.
25:59If you haven't seen it, how do you know
26:02that its episode number six..
26:04Is six and it is useless.
26:06I have seen it.
26:07But from the point of view of hatred.
26:10He has said it from the point of view of hatred.
26:14All the movies and series on Netflix are useless.
26:21No, you can't say across the board that everything is useless.
26:24It is like that.
26:25This is useless.
26:26How can you say that?
26:28I have seen it with my own eyes.
26:29All of them?
26:29All of them are useless.
26:31You have seen all of them?
26:32I have seen everything from the point of view of hatred.
26:36Okay, so everything is from the point of view of hatred.
26:38You are the only one left.
26:38The old woman is from the point of view of love.
26:41Mr. Arun, you know that for Netflix
26:43and Amazon Prime Video, you have to pay.
26:45Of course.
26:46If you pay, you will get a Netflix account too.
26:50How can you get a Netflix account?
26:52It happens. People share screens.
26:54If you share a screen, you get a Netflix for Rs. 350 a month.
26:58Go.
26:59Yes.
26:59But we have made two credit cards for this work.
27:02But from the point of view of hatred.
27:06Brother, you asked me what I have to say.
27:08What happened?
27:09Sir, he is asking me what I have to do
27:10so that my father doesn't see me with hatred.
27:14How many of you know..
27:15Who?
27:16..that the part of the Terminator film is Matrix?
27:21No, I don't know.
27:22I have read this somewhere.
27:24Yes.
27:25That it is somehow related..
27:26Yes, it is the same writer.
27:28Actually, a lot of people didn't understand Matrix.
27:31Yes.
27:31You couldn't comprehend it completely.
27:33If you watch the entire Terminator series
27:35and you know that it is his part,
27:37then you will understand.
27:38The part where he doubts that he will be able to understand.
27:41That's where he starts speaking in English.
27:44Your question is over.
27:46Then go back.
27:47I said, go back.
27:48Oh, my!
27:50Where is he?
27:50This is not a question.
27:51Then?
27:51This is Urdu. Salim understood.
27:53Okay.
27:56Then tell me, did Sumra promise you?
27:58She is saying that a girl has promised you.
28:01She promises.
28:03Then?
28:04She will see later, but she will hate it.
28:09Now, it's time for a small break.
28:12Don't go anywhere, we will meet again after a break.
28:14Goga is going on the streets..
28:16Okay.
28:16A garbage truck came on the road and he fell.
28:18Then?
28:18A man was standing next to him, holding a stick.
28:20He said, leave me and give me soap.
28:23Goga is telling the dogs to go back.
28:25He said, give this to me, I won't go fight the dogs.
28:38He's back!
28:41He's back!
28:43He's back!
28:48Welcome back, viewers. Yes, Irza Khan?
28:50Mr. Haroon, when I was coming here today, I saw Goga in the canal.
28:54Oh, you got the canal cleaned?
28:55I didn't get it cleaned, I went and spoke to him.
28:58I see.
28:59I said, Goga, why do you get high?
29:01He said, I didn't get high to get high here.
29:04Then?
29:05My family forced me to take a bath.
29:08He said, Goga was sitting in the gutter the day before yesterday.
29:11I said, are you mad?
29:13He said, no, it's too cold.
29:14I said, here?
29:15He said, don't open the gutter.
29:16I said, I'll learn from the sin I've committed.
29:18The sin you've committed?
29:20It's a curse.
29:21No, it's a curse.
29:22No, no.
29:23You can't challenge Mr. Agha with this knowledge.
29:26Yes.
29:27But how many children do I have?
29:31Mr. Salim threw his father in the water.
29:33Why?
29:34He said, let me see how many are in the water.
29:37He pushed his father from the gutter.
29:39Why?
29:40He said, if you don't drink juice, what's the point of living?
29:42Mr. Salim's friends pranked him.
29:44They said, your father has passed away.
29:46Then?
29:47He called.
29:48His father was shocked.
29:49He said, son, what's wrong with Salim?
29:51He said, brother, he took the phone with him.
29:56Goga's friends met him.
29:57They said, Goga has passed away.
29:58May God have mercy on him.
29:59He fell from the roof, from the bridge.
30:00They said, no, he fell from our eyes.
30:03Goga was definitely high.
30:05But his face was covered.
30:08Goga was walking on the road.
30:10He fell in the gutter on the way.
30:12Then?
30:13A man standing next to him said, hold my hand.
30:14He said, leave me, hold the soap.
30:18Goga said to the dog, I just want to tell you
30:20that I don't want to fight with my teeth.
30:30After that, did you agree that you have teeth?
30:34Goga made a mess at his wedding.
30:35He took him out.
30:36Goga said, no entry.
30:40Sir, Mr. Vicky was an employee of the Warden Police.
30:42He cut his teeth.
30:43He took him out of the traffic police?
30:44Yes.
30:45Why?
30:46He was driving an ambulance.
30:48This dacoit stopped the ambulance.
30:49Then?
30:50He ran and cut his teeth.
30:51He cut his teeth.
30:56He took his son to the doctor.
30:57He said, doctor, I eat a lot of sweets.
30:59He said, don't pay attention to me.
31:01He ate a lot of sweets.
31:04Goga is very mischievous.
31:05Yes.
31:06He thinks the helpline is a fishing line.
31:09Goga's friends pushed Goga off the roof.
31:11Why?
31:12Because they wanted to see
31:13how they would paint him blue.
31:22Very good.
31:23Mr. Sleep is very weak.
31:24Such a person will get electricity
31:25from the current of a curry.
31:26Goga went to the doctor.
31:27He said, I can't hold water in my head.
31:29He made a wall of poison.
31:33Sleep is very weak.
31:34If the doctor gives him medicine,
31:35after half a dose, he says,
31:36doctor, my stomach is full.
31:42He is so hungry.
31:43He has to drink a cup of polio medicine.
31:45He took a cup and left.
31:47Sleep is very healthy now.
31:49He was very weak.
31:50Really?
31:51Yes.
31:52He was very weak.
31:53He was very weak.
31:54He was very weak.
31:55He was very weak.
31:56Really?
31:57When the doctor gave him medicine,
31:58he said, doctor, I have sprains on my feet.
32:00He saw that the syringe was broken.
32:05Mr. Sleep is very weak.
32:06He had a drop of rain on his head.
32:08He announced in the entire locality,
32:09the flood has come.
32:10The flood has come.
32:12He had a drop of rain on his head.
32:14He left.
32:17Mr. Sleep is so weak,
32:18that he got paralyzed.
32:23He is so weak,
32:24that he had a cake on 1st of May.
32:25After 3 days he was paralyzed.
32:28And Mr. Agha is so weak,
32:29that he has never lost his health.
32:33His dressing was very good.
32:34He had a nice dressing.
32:39Agha was sitting with the syringe.
32:40He was amazed.
32:41He was like, brother, he is back.
32:42He was like, he is back.
32:45He got on the stage and his syringe got stuck.
32:47Salim is so weak,
32:48that he started eating the lice.
32:51Salim got on the stage,
32:52got down the stage
32:53He started sneezing.
32:55Yes, it was Charlie's fight.
32:57Yes.
32:57He said, come here, I'll take my Guru with me.
33:00Mr. Malik is so weak that after eating Chulgoza
33:03he kept saying the whole day that he is tired.
33:07Girls do cooking shows.
33:08Come, viewers, I'll tell you how to make pizza.
33:11A little onion, a little garlic.
33:13Oh, my God, what have you made?
33:16First, he used to beg like a beggar.
33:18Okay.
33:19He would knock on a door and say,
33:20sister, in the name of God, give me food.
33:22I heard a voice from inside, your sister has gone to her parents' house.
33:24Even the neighbours are hungry.
33:28Mr. Salim had a fight.
33:29He sat in the cooker and started scolding the enemies.
33:33They wanted him to make noise in the cooker.
33:37Mr. Salim, you were not well today. What happened?
33:39Sir, the weather is bad. It's going to rain.
33:41I pray that it rains.
33:42Amen.
33:43My nose is dry.
33:44Your nose is dry?
33:45Don't break it. It will be very beautiful.
33:48What kind of disease is this?
33:50I have a friend who has broken his nose.
33:53You can imagine, God has given cars and cars.
33:56It's a disease of the poor.
33:58Have you ever seen a rich man?
33:59Shahrukh Khan does shooting and he says, cut.
34:02Why don't you do shooting?
34:03He says, no, my nose is dry.
34:06Okay, now tell me, if Shahrukh's nose is dry, what will he say?
34:09The nose of rich people is dry and it's a disease of the poor.
34:13The nose of rich people is dry, but it's a disease of the poor.
34:16It's a disease of the poor, but it's a disease of the poor.
34:18Mr. Agha, my nose is never dry.
34:21You are a rich man.
34:21Your nose is so dry, why should it be dry?
34:25My nose is so straight.
34:26If you make it more straight, it will be very beautiful.
34:30How much ever you sing,
34:33the music director says, cut.
34:36He says, what? My nose is dry.
34:40A millionaire's nose is a sign of poverty.
34:44It's a sign of poverty.
34:47It's a sign of poverty.
34:50I have heard Mr. Agha's most famous disease.
34:53What is it?
34:54I have oil in my eyes.
34:56Oh, yes.
34:58Why didn't you say, my nose is dry?
35:01My nose is never dry, so what can I say?
35:04Mr. Agha.
35:05My nose is never dry, so what can I say?
35:07Mr. Agha, you are very dry, so why should your nose be dry?
35:11My nose is never dry.
35:12My nose is never dry.
35:14Mr. Agha, you are never dry, so why should your nose be dry?
35:17By dry nose, you mean you have pimples in your nose.
35:20Pimples.
35:21It's a pimple.
35:22But it's not like that these days.
35:24It's winter, so how can your nose be dry?
35:26You poor man.
35:27My nose is dry, so what can I say?
35:30Karli cut off half of her father's tongue.
35:33Why?
35:34What did you do?
35:34You said, he will say less with half of his tongue.
35:36I will do it carefully.
35:39Irtaar's daughter is always with her husband.
35:42Why?
35:42She says, she has a car in her hand.
35:46Irtaar wears new clothes.
35:48He always wears them in the car.
35:49Why?
35:50Have you seen?
35:51He says, I wear them every year.
35:53He is a poor man.
35:55He is the manager of the state bank.
35:58This is a poor area, Goga.
36:00Yes.
36:01There are no bus stops.
36:02Then?
36:02You have to get down by pushing.
36:05Salim, this is a remote area.
36:07Yes.
36:07If you want to get a good treatment, you have to come here.
36:13He says, Salim is weak.
36:14His leg fell asleep.
36:16He has to wake him up.
36:17He has put an alarm on him.
36:22Amanat lives in such a big house.
36:24Even today, his best drink is Skanjvi.
36:27Amanat says, this is such a small house.
36:29He has got up from his bed and is sitting on his chest.
36:33Goga lives in such an old house.
36:35His 1000 rupee note didn't work in the last month.
36:38Sir, this is a poor man's disease.
36:40This is a poor man's disease.
36:42When did the MLA say that he will open an assembly?
36:44Speaker, we have a tight budget.
36:46All the people are our nose.
36:50My nose is tight.
36:51Your entire stomach is tight.
36:54Here.
36:55Don't do it now. My animal is gone.
36:58Look at him.
36:59No, brother.
36:59He says, I will file a case.
37:01But his face doesn't work.
37:05He says, I have come to the court after praying in Manar-e-Pakistan.
37:09You should go to Kanthakhar.
37:18Viewers, there is a fight here.
37:19I will make them reconcile. You go.
37:21We have seen a few commercials. We will be back.
37:23Because of your love, we have also started crying in foreign countries.
37:29Wow.
37:32After eating the wealth of people, look how we have become rich.
37:38I have a request.
37:41Leave the lion and look at the devil.
37:44Be careful. Be careful.
37:48Be careful. Be careful.
37:51Welcome back, viewers.
37:52Yes, Irza.
37:53Today, no one should talk to Arzu and me.
37:55Because we have eaten San Sebastian tree's cake.
37:59Wow.
38:01And no one should talk to him.
38:03Talk to the one who has fed us.
38:06No, no. Arzu has fed us today.
38:09Arzu has fed us today.
38:12So, Arzu has fed us.
38:13I am sure she has taken money from Hesam.
38:17She is his wife. She can take money from his wallet.
38:20She is a thief. She can ask for money.
38:22I don't need to say this to Hesam.
38:24He gives me money as it is.
38:26This is great.
38:27She has made him understand.
38:30Obviously, he is her husband.
38:31He has given all the money to the old woman.
38:34Why?
38:34Look at his new clothes.
38:36Wife, do you have 60 rupees with you?
38:40I will go out and ask my driver to give me money.
38:45What will Charlie say?
38:48If Charlie says this, I will give him 50,000.
38:52Oh.
38:53Sir, I want to say something.
38:55No.
38:55Okay, one second.
38:57Okay, I will say it.
38:58San Sebastian cheese cake.
38:59San Sebastian cheese cake.
39:02Cheese.
39:04No.
39:05He said San Sebastian.
39:07No.
39:08He said cheese.
39:10If the audience claps, it means Charlie has won.
39:13But if the audience doesn't clap,
39:15then Irza has won.
39:18That's right.
39:19Three, two, one.
39:20I swear on my hair.
39:21Wow.
39:23Wow.
39:25I told him to clap but he didn't.
39:29I was saying that we should go to the audience.
39:30No, give him 50,000 rupees and go to the audience.
39:33I will go and get 50,000 rupees.
39:36Irza has won.
39:37I won the bet for the first time.
39:40Look, you guys come tomorrow.
39:42I have a shepherd at home.
39:45Okay.
39:45Greetings, sir.
39:46Greetings.
39:47Sir, I would like to recite a poem.
39:48What is your name?
39:49Amna Javed.
39:50And Amna, what do you do?
39:52I am a student of ICS.
39:54Recite the poem.
39:55The person who makes me taunt.
39:58Wow.
39:58If I am about to die, where do I go to die?
40:00Where do you go to die?
40:02I have to do it only on your conditions.
40:04Accept you.
40:05This facility is given to me by the whole world.
40:07Is given to you here.
40:08Wow.
40:10Very good.
40:13Okay, this is one of my favourite poems.
40:15This is very good.
40:16Very good.
40:17Your choice is very good.
40:18Next.
40:19Greetings.
40:20Greetings.
40:21Mr. Arun, first of all, I am thankful to all of you.
40:25And such beautiful faces are sitting in front of me, sir.
40:27So, with regards to all these beautiful faces.
40:30A few lines of the poem.
40:31First, tell us your name, sir.
40:33My name is Sher Ahmed Awais.
40:35Sher Ahmed Awais.
40:37Wow.
40:38And on our behalf, you saluted us and said that we are beautiful too.
40:42Yes, sir.
40:43Tell us, sir.
40:44The clock seems to be old.
40:47The clock seems to be old.
40:48The clock seems to be old.
40:51The wrist seems to be beautiful.
40:53Wow.
40:55The people of the earth will die of love.
40:59This disaster seems to be heavenly.
41:01Wow.
41:02Someone has fallen in love.
41:06This seems to be a story to me.
41:08Wow.
41:12They seem to be in love.
41:15They seem to be in love.
41:18We seem to be young.
41:20Wow.
41:22Very good.
41:24Very good, sir.
41:26Very good.
41:27Very good.
41:28I have got it after a long time.
41:30This corpse seems to be very old.
41:34And the one who is lying on the floor in the lane.
41:38Yes.
41:38She seems to be your grandmother.
41:41Vicky, have you ever been in love?
41:44Yes, I have been in love once or twice, but it didn't make a difference.
41:48Next.
41:49Hello, sir.
41:50Hello.
41:50How are you, sir?
41:51I am fine, sir. Are you fine?
41:53Yes, sir.
41:54Sir.
41:54I have a poem.
41:55I was very fond of swimming in the river of love.
41:58He was very fond of swimming in the river of love.
42:01I was very fond of swimming in the river of love.
42:04A man swam so much that he never reached the shore.
42:07Wow.
42:09Very good.
42:10He is a great swimmer.
42:14Yes, sir.
42:14Hello.
42:15Hello.
42:16I am sorry.
42:18May God give you a long life.
42:19May you be healthy.
42:20Is there any problem with the hair?
42:22What happened?
42:23You should be straight.
42:25Yes, brother.
42:26Hello.
42:27Hello.
42:28Sir, my name is Riaz Ali.
42:30Okay.
42:31I am a pharmaceutical research and development chemist by profession.
42:34Very good.
42:35I am not a shaky person.
42:38I have recently done research projects abroad.
42:42Wow, sir. Very good.
42:44Very good, sir.
42:47I have a request from you and Mr. Danish.
42:49Yes, sir.
42:49I am interested in your writing, script writing and story writing department.
42:54Okay.
42:55If I want to take a chance to give a demo, what should I do?
42:59Sir, there is no problem.
43:01We always try to give a chance to the new talent.
43:05In fact, we were talking about this yesterday.
43:07In our country, it is done that without listening to anyone..
43:11..it is rejected.
43:12Sir, we have heard you.
43:14So, we have rejected you.
43:17Thank you, sir.
43:18What is this?
43:19It is not like that, sir.
43:20You are educated and you speak well.
43:24So, give me your number before you leave.
43:26Block him with his number.
43:30No, sir. Give me your number before you leave.
43:32Write to me.
43:33Write to me and send it to me.
43:34And I am telling you on air..
43:36..that if the work is good..
43:38..we will definitely use it, God willing.
43:44Next. Next.
43:45Hello, sir.
43:46Hello.
43:47How are you?
43:47Thank God. Your voice is very sweet.
43:50Sir, my name is Hasan Sultan.
43:52It is a very sweet name.
43:52I want to tell you a poem.
43:53How can I leave you, my love?
43:56Wow.
43:57Wow.
43:59Like this.
44:00How can I..
44:01He says like this.
44:02The poet is saying a poem with a medicine in front of him.
44:06How can I leave you, my love?
44:09You are the habit of my life.
44:11Yes.
44:12The story is about to end.
44:14You are my last love.
44:16Wow.
44:19Look at your age. You are a small kid.
44:22Your life is like a mountain.
44:25You are in this trouble now.
44:26You are my last love.
44:28This is such a big lie.
44:30It is true.
44:30Leave the poetry and focus on your emotions.
44:37Yes, brother. You can talk.
44:38Hello, sir.
44:39My name is Usman Vraj.
44:41Yes, brother.
44:41I am a student of B.Sc.
44:43Very good.
44:44I will recite a poem for the foreigners.
44:45Wow.
44:47Go.
44:48Look at me. I am crying.
44:51Look at me. I am crying.
44:54But there are a lot of people here.
44:57Yes, brother. You were crying.
44:59Look at me. I am crying.
45:02I have forgotten this world.
45:05Because of your love.
45:08Look at me. I am crying in foreign countries.
45:10Wow.
45:14I have forgotten this world because of your love.
45:20I will recite a poem for the foreigners.
45:23Leave the poetry and focus on your emotions.
45:26Yes, dear.
45:27Hello.
45:28Hello.
45:28Sir, my name is Maham.
45:30I am a visual artist.
45:31I see.
45:31I have a question for you.
45:33Yes.
45:34As an artist, we get inspired by artists.
45:38Who inspires you as a host?
45:40Do you have an ideal host?
45:42There are so many names.
45:43All the hosts before me.
45:45You have seen them.
45:47They were all my seniors.
45:48And I have learnt something from them.
45:50If you combine all of them,
45:53it will become my performance.
45:55The reason is that I have learnt from them.
45:58All my seniors.
45:59Whether they are from America, Pakistan, India or anywhere.
46:04And if you want to hear some names.
46:06Zia Mohiuddin.
46:08Wow.
46:09Mohin Akhtar.
46:10Wow.
46:10Umar Sharif.
46:12Dildar Parvez Bhatti.
46:13Wow.
46:14A big name.
46:15So, Tariq Aziz.
46:17Wow.
46:17If I keep taking names, I won't be able to finish.
46:20So, there are so many people.
46:21All of them are our inspiration.
46:22Listen to all of them.
46:24Watch all of them.
46:25Observe all of them.
46:26And God willing, the product that will be launched
46:29will be you.
46:30Because I always say one thing.
46:32The best thing about is you.
46:34So, watch all of them.
46:36And they are all with me.
46:37Wow.
46:38Wow.
46:39Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
46:41We will meet again in the next show.
46:42Take care of yourselves.
46:44Goodbye.