Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 17th MAY 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:06Friends, you will find two types of people in old age.
00:09One is those people who are successful in the fact that they have collected many reasons
00:16that in life, a person keeps failing in different things.
00:19But if you remember when you failed, what was the reason for that?
00:25If you remember the reasons for every failure, that no one was right, employees were not right,
00:31boss was not good, conditions were not good, weather was not good, national conditions were not good.
00:37If you have all the reasons, then you are successful.
00:42You will have many reasons, but in old age, you will not be successful.
00:47You will be successful only in collecting reasons.
00:52People who are successful, they have a list of crimes.
00:56They have a list of mistakes and all those mistakes are their own.
01:00If you ask them why they failed in a particular thing, they will say,
01:04it was my mistake, I did not see this, I did not do this, or I did not do this,
01:11or I did not say this, or I did not do that, they know their own crimes.
01:17They have a list of those crimes.
01:19Then they get a success in life, which has no example.
01:24And they tell their children and grandchildren about their success.
01:29And they are proud of them.
01:30Those who have a list of crimes, they become successful.
01:35Those who have a list of reasons, whenever you ask them why they did it,
01:39they will say, it was my mistake, I did not do this, I did not do that.
01:41Remember, people never become successful.
01:44So, look at your list, remember your mistakes, remember your crimes,
01:49learn from them, then one day you will be successful.
01:52Come, let us start today's show with this message.
01:55Today, we will take you to the sea and see what is happening there.
01:59Oh!
02:02The boats are moving in the water,
02:09we are not on the shore.
02:12Oh!
02:14What happened?
02:16Oh, boatman, how are you?
02:18Oh, shore!
02:19How far is the shore?
02:22The shore is thousands of miles away.
02:25They say, there is no shore in the sea.
02:28Nonsense.
02:29Is there?
02:29Yes.
02:30Then why can't I find it?
02:32Oh!
02:33So, you are a fisherman, and you came to the deep sea by mistake.
02:37I look like a fisherman.
02:39Haven't you seen my film?
02:40So, what are you?
02:42I am a director, an actor and a writer.
02:44Okay.
02:46What is your name?
02:47Sudhi Bhatt's student, Mudhi Bhatt.
02:49Actually, I have started a film, the name of the film is Kinara.
02:52So, the film is Kinara, okay.
02:54Yes, I am a director and an actor.
02:56Okay.
02:57I am a writer.
02:58What was the story of the film?
02:59The story was like this,
03:01there is a big ship, a foreign ship.
03:03Okay.
03:04All the characters are in it.
03:06Okay.
03:06And it sinks.
03:08Wow!
03:08Then?
03:09The Titanic that sank in the snow.
03:11Yes.
03:11Our boat sank in the fish.
03:13Okay.
03:14Oh!
03:15Nonsense.
03:16It's not a big fish.
03:18Yes.
03:19It's not a shark.
03:20It's a whale.
03:21Yes, whale.
03:21The whale of all the singers.
03:23It's not that.
03:24It's a whale of fishes.
03:25And all the characters get lost.
03:26Oh!
03:27There is a lion in it.
03:29Okay.
03:30A lion is given training.
03:32Okay.
03:33And we really got lost in it.
03:35I don't know where it is.
03:36The ship really sank and I am left alone.
03:38Mr. Arun, I have a question.
03:40Yes.
03:40This whale.
03:41Yes.
03:42Is it bigger than the big ship?
03:45No, no, no.
03:46It's not that big.
03:47It's not that big.
03:47You can say that the biggest whale.
03:50Out of all the whales, the biggest one is the whale.
03:56You can say that the buses of London.
03:59Double decker.
04:00Yes.
04:01You can say that there are two buses.
04:02So, it's not that big that it collided with the ship.
04:05And the ship sank.
04:06No.
04:07I haven't seen the movie.
04:08It's a fish.
04:09You are right.
04:10You are right.
04:11Till date, there are hardly one or two incidents
04:15where the whale collided with the ship.
04:17And the ship sank.
04:18Earlier, it was made of wood.
04:20Yes.
04:20Now, it's made of iron.
04:21Now, there are big ships.
04:23It's not a big ship.
04:24It's a small one.
04:28No one can understand the big ships in front of it.
04:32Yes, you are right.
04:33Who was your production director?
04:34Lala Sajid Shah Noor.
04:36He was unemployed.
04:37He gave me a job.
04:38Okay.
04:39He was working.
04:40He used to iron clothes here.
04:42Mr. Arun, thank you for bringing us here.
04:45Your eyes look so pleasing.
04:47Thank you.
04:48I am a hero.
04:49Thank you.
04:51She is talking about the sea.
04:52I believe in the sea.
04:55I don't have anything to eat or drink.
04:57Look.
04:58My lips are sealed.
05:00I don't have anything to eat.
05:01Oh.
05:02How long have you been lost in the sea?
05:04It's been an hour and a half.
05:07How long can I stay alive in the water?
05:09I don't have anything to eat or drink.
05:10You can stay alive for 11 days without sleeping.
05:13Yes.
05:13You can stay alive for 20-22 days without eating or drinking.
05:17If you keep drinking water, you can live longer.
05:19How can I drink water?
05:21There is no water.
05:21If it rains, you can collect its water.
05:24There were lions in your film.
05:26I had a lion.
05:27Not a lion.
05:28I got a man to play the role of a lion.
05:31Okay.
05:31I got him to play the role of a lion.
05:33Okay.
05:33I kept him in the lion for four years.
05:35Why?
05:36So that he can get into the character.
05:38Oh.
05:39What are the actions of the lion?
05:40Yes.
05:41How does the lion eat?
05:42How does it bark?
05:43Now he must be acting like a lion.
05:45Yes.
05:45He barks too.
05:46Why didn't the lion eat him?
05:48Didn't he smell the meat?
05:50He was wearing a costume.
05:51He was acting like a lion.
05:53Okay.
05:54Now he can't eat his own food.
05:56I think the lion started smoking after four years.
06:00Lions don't eat lions.
06:02Yes.
06:02Lions eat lions.
06:04If they become very weak and die
06:06and the lions don't get anything to eat
06:08then they eat half of it.
06:09He is also lost.
06:11What is this moving?
06:12Huh?
06:12Oh.
06:13Oh.
06:13Oh.
06:14Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:16Oh.
06:19Oh.
06:20I think he is the one
06:21whom he trained.
06:22Yes.
06:23Oh.
06:24Look at his hands.
06:25That's why the lions didn't eat him.
06:27Oh.
06:31He is my character.
06:32He is the same man.
06:33He is the same man.
06:36Where did he go?
06:39Hey.
06:40Oh.
06:40Oh.
06:41Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:45Hey, Pandit.
06:47Hey, you.
06:51Hey.
06:52I made you a lion.
06:57Hey.
06:58I swear on God.
06:59Don't hit my wife.
07:00Hey.
07:02Oh.
07:03Oh.
07:06Sir.
07:08Where am I?
07:09Where is the plane?
07:10The plane is destroyed.
07:12Where did you go?
07:13Sir.
07:14I have lived in lions for four years.
07:17I am used to hearing sounds.
07:19Oh.
07:20He has lived in lions for four years.
07:21He is used to hearing sounds.
07:24I am sure he is used to sleeping under lions.
07:28That's why he didn't eat him.
07:29You should have given me a ride.
07:30Where is my wife?
07:31The plane is destroyed.
07:33The plane is destroyed, sir.
07:34Everything is destroyed.
07:35Oh.
07:36He is my character.
07:37Come on.
07:38Drive him fast.
07:39Let's go home.
07:40Oh.
07:42He is gone.
07:45Sir.
07:46Nizam.
07:47What are you doing?
07:48What should I do?
07:50I am lost.
07:51Sir.
07:52I have reached home.
07:54But I can't reach home with your eight shoes.
07:57What should I become now?
07:59What to become?
08:00You will become four-legged.
08:03You will reach Kanhara.
08:05You will know.
08:06Where do you want to go?
08:07I want to stay here.
08:09What do I do?
08:09Just shut up and do it straight.
08:15These poor guys don't have anything to eat or drink.
08:26Who are you?
08:27I am your death.
08:30Is this our first death?
08:33Where is the death's moustache?
08:35This is our first death.
08:36Amala won't come in front of us, right?
08:40We are not dead yet.
08:43I am yet to get my granddaughters married.
08:46I am not dead yet.
08:47Then?
08:48I am yet to get my granddaughters married.
08:52You are delaying my duty.
08:57Listen to me.
08:59You will die here.
09:02Then I will take you with me.
09:05And then I will kill you.
09:07You want to kill me?
09:09I will kill you.
09:12Won't you forgive me somehow?
09:14What do you think?
09:16I will kill you?
09:18I have started taking medicine after three months.
09:21And you are asking me to die.
09:23You are not just a month old.
09:24You are a year old.
09:27What is this?
09:28There are fishes underneath.
09:33What happened?
09:34Death.
09:35Death?
09:36Death.
09:37Here.
09:38What do you mean?
09:39I came to take you.
09:40Death had come.
09:41No, no.
09:42I had a headache that day.
09:44Both of you had a hallucination?
09:46Yes, yes.
09:47And only one?
09:48What is your dream, brother?
09:50Death has come with a gun.
09:52I also had a gun.
09:55Look, when you are hungry
09:57and you don't have enough oxygen in your brain
09:59and there is malnutrition, then it happens.
10:01How will you both die?
10:03Listen.
10:04He is saying that if you starve to death,
10:06then we will eat.
10:08We are not going to die so soon.
10:10We are not Pakistanis.
10:12The flour has become cheap.
10:14No, no.
10:15It's not that.
10:16You won't get anything here.
10:17Our boatman is sitting in a tandoor.
10:21You people are so lucky.
10:23Away from the world of technology.
10:25You are sitting in such a peaceful environment.
10:27Enjoy.
10:28You won't know if you come and see.
10:29Who enjoys by dying?
10:31No one will know for how long
10:33that both of them have died.
10:34The fish went to eat us.
10:36You have become an expression of a lion.
10:38Which lion?
10:39If we are disgraced by dying,
10:40then why don't we drown in the river?
10:42Then there would be no funeral.
10:44There would be no grave.
10:45We will go to the face of death
10:46and make you climb the lion.
10:49It has been seen if you pick up old books.
10:51Now such incidents are very rare.
10:54But what used to happen before,
10:56humans used to wait
10:58that someone will die in the boat.
11:01I read a book.
11:03It was a real life story.
11:05He was the lone survivor.
11:07He didn't kill anyone.
11:09But a big ship passed by
11:11and rescued him.
11:13He writes that
11:15he saw a boat
11:17which was in a very bad condition.
11:19There was a dhancha lying on it.
11:21Because of the hair on his face
11:23and head,
11:25there were wrinkles.
11:27And in those wrinkles
11:29he took a human bone
11:31and licked it with his tongue.
11:33So he brought him back.
11:35And that guy survived.
11:37But when he survived,
11:39he was from England.
11:41When he survived,
11:43he lived a long life.
11:45But when he left the world,
11:47he searched his house.
11:49His entire attic
11:51was full of food.
11:53Which was spoiled.
11:55Which had become a fungus.
11:57But he was so scared
11:59that he didn't want
12:01to get food in his life.
12:03So he filled his attic.
12:05Oh God!
12:07Leave me!
12:09Don't do it!
12:11Lion!
12:13Hey!
12:19Why did he become a dog from a lion?
12:23Sit here.
12:25If I die, you eat me.
12:27And if you die,
12:29I don't want to eat.
12:31Why?
12:33I had kept another boy.
12:35He was very strong.
12:37His flesh was very soft.
12:39I wanted to eat him.
12:43Let's wait.
12:45Maybe someone will save us in life.
12:47Amen!
12:49Otherwise we will eat each other.
12:51Who is he?
12:55He is the character.
12:57Oh!
12:59The fat one.
13:01Hey!
13:03Let him die.
13:05We will eat him.
13:07I think he will die soon.
13:09He is fat.
13:11Are you hungry?
13:13No.
13:15I am not hungry.
13:17I don't want to eat.
13:19I will store it.
13:21I used to live with lions.
13:23They don't eat anything for two months.
13:25They sleep and eat.
13:27I think he will eat us.
13:29I am not hungry.
13:31I will eat you.
13:35I don't understand.
13:37Why do I see his hallucinations?
13:39I am not hungry.
13:41I have brought perfume.
13:43You are from the same family.
13:45Talk to him.
13:47We are from the same family.
13:49We will eat him.
13:51Which family are you from?
13:53We want to eat you.
13:55I will slap you.
13:57I will slap you.
13:59Listen to me.
14:01We will eat you.
14:03Stop your nonsense.
14:05We have to eat him.
14:07Where will we eat him?
14:09We will eat his face.
14:11Don't you dare.
14:13Who is he?
14:15He is here.
14:19Shera.
14:21Your father has brought food.
14:23You are sitting on his food and saying
14:25that you don't want food.
14:27You don't want to eat each other.
14:29This is the ocean.
14:31This is the ocean of fish.
14:33Release the net.
14:35Catch the fish.
14:37And eat it.
14:39Who are you?
14:41My name is Babu Fish.
14:43Mr. Babu Fish.
14:45Take him.
14:47Show him the shore.
14:49Life is full of love.
14:51People grow old.
14:53You are young.
14:55Thank you.
14:57I have a great plan.
14:59Which Shera found a boot?
15:01Are you an athlete Shera?
15:03Listen to the plan.
15:05You sit here.
15:07He has left.
15:09Mr. Babu Fish.
15:11You are our support now.
15:13He gave the right advice.
15:15He can catch fish and eat it.
15:17How will he catch it?
15:19He has taken our net.
15:21You had the net.
15:23You are our last hope.
15:25You will die if you eat us.
15:27Damn you.
15:29When will you get the world by eating me?
15:31I am a hunter.
15:33I feel sad if I die.
15:37I have earned with you.
15:39I feel sad if I die.
15:41I feel sad.
15:43We will catch fish.
15:45We will catch fish.
15:47We will eat fish.
15:49You will die if you eat us.
15:51We will eat you.
15:55Catch fish.
16:05Are you catching fish?
16:07You are on the net.
16:09Brother.
16:11Yes.
16:13If you catch a fish,
16:15give it to me.
16:17It's been 3 months.
16:19You eat it.
16:21It's your fate.
16:23Come.
16:25Listen to me.
16:27I won't give you a fish.
16:29He is sitting in front.
16:33That yellow fish is mine.
16:35That red fish is mine.
16:37That whale fish is mine.
16:39He is my teacher.
16:43That silver fish is mine.
16:47Mr. Fish.
16:49You don't know how to catch fish.
16:51How did you reach here?
16:53I swam here.
16:55Why aren't you wet?
16:57I am used to it.
17:01How is it possible?
17:03I am waterproof.
17:05How are you waterproof?
17:07I am IP67.
17:11That silver fish is mine.
17:13I haven't seen any other sea.
17:19You know what?
17:21We need to cover the entire sea.
17:23We have to paint it.
17:25We have to put a ship here.
17:27Mr. Bhoothibhat.
17:29Why did you come?
17:31I wanted to eat.
17:33Death was sitting here.
17:35Where did everyone go?
17:37I am telling the truth.
17:41Mr. Bhoothibhat.
17:43You have been sleeping here for an hour.
17:47Was it a dream?
17:49Yes.
17:51Is the film going to start?
17:53Cut the film.
17:55Cut the film.
17:59We will take a short break.
18:01We will meet after the break.
18:05Welcome back.
18:07We have with us
18:09the innocent Malangi.
18:15Thank you very much, Sai.
18:17You did it again.
18:19I didn't do it.
18:21You did it forcefully.
18:23Welcome back.
18:25You wrote it yourself.
18:27You always come empty handed.
18:29I have a register.
18:31I don't come empty handed.
18:33You are so lazy.
18:35You just come empty handed.
18:37I am not lazy.
18:39I respect talented people.
18:41You are talking too much.
18:43Don't say that.
18:45Hurry up.
18:47You came here yourself.
18:49I didn't come empty handed.
18:51Go.
18:53I have a request.
18:55You want me to help your daughter's marriage.
18:57Yes.
18:59That's fine.
19:01It's not easy.
19:03If someone helps, it's easy.
19:05It's not like that.
19:07I didn't come empty handed.
19:09I knew you would come one day.
19:11It's very hot.
19:13The AC is on.
19:15The fan is on.
19:17The washing machine is on.
19:19I got it.
19:21I need money for the bill.
19:23The bill is very high.
19:25You don't know him.
19:27How much is the bill?
19:29One is for you and one is for me.
19:31Your bill is Rs.1400.
19:33This bill is for Rs.1400.
19:35Get out of here.
19:37Rs.1400?
19:39Yes.
19:41Mr. Haroon.
19:43Whose dress are you wearing today?
19:45It's black.
19:47I thought it would look good.
19:49I wanted to wear it.
19:51When I opened the wardrobe, I didn't think of anything.
19:53I wore it.
19:55Everything looks good.
19:57You can wear a dhoti.
19:59I don't want to pay the bill.
20:01Let's do one thing.
20:03If you sing a song for us,
20:05we can consider it.
20:07I will sing Ujrat.
20:09I will sing Ujrat for you.
20:11Ujrat?
20:13Can you sing that song?
20:15I can't sing it.
20:17Can you sing it?
20:19Can I?
20:21You can.
20:23You can't sing it.
20:25I don't want to pay the bill.
20:27I don't want to pay the bill.
20:29He is a bad singer.
20:35You can sing a song.
20:37You can sing a song.
20:39I will download the song.
20:41I will download the song.
20:45I will sing a song.
20:47I will sing whatever you want.
20:49I will sing whatever he wants.
20:51You can sing a song.
20:53I promise.
20:55Zayed didn't do this.
21:01Everyone makes promises.
21:05Everyone makes promises.
21:07But no one comes to you.
21:11Yes!
21:13Everyone knows how to give
21:19Can we get some sound from the speaker?
21:21Yes, we can.
21:22Give him some sound from the speaker.
21:23Mr. Shukla, we can't hear you.
21:24What?
21:25Give him some sound.
21:26Can you hear us?
21:27Yes, we can hear you.
21:28Can you hear us?
21:29Yes.
21:30Thank you, I'll leave now.
21:32Everyone makes promises
21:37But no one comes back after making a promise
21:41Wow, wow, wow!
21:43No one comes back.
21:44Everyone knows how to give
21:50But no one comes back after making a promise
21:54Wow, wow, wow!
21:56Wow, wow, wow!
21:57Everyone learns how to make a promise
22:01Wait a minute, who is learning all this?
22:04We learn a lot.
22:07I'm learning.
22:10Money!
22:11I've spent a lot of money to learn all these steps.
22:15Come, son.
22:16Everyone learns how to make a promise
22:21But no one comes back after making a promise
22:25Wow, wow, wow!
22:26Everyone knows how to give
22:32But no one comes back.
22:35Wow, wow, wow!
22:36Everyone learns how to give
22:41But no one comes back.
22:47Everyone learns how to give
22:50But no one comes back.
22:52Everyone learns how to give
22:57I'm going to cry.
23:00Everyone learns how to give
23:03But no one comes back.
23:05I'm going to cry.
23:08I'm going to cry.
23:10Everyone learns how to give
23:14His tempo breaks.
23:17His tempo breaks.
23:18We want to congratulate you too.
23:20Thank you.
23:21Your husband, Mr. Zeeshan,
23:23Yes.
23:24Has become a hit in the world.
23:26His song has become so viral.
23:28We want to congratulate him.
23:30Meet him on the way.
23:31Meet him on the way.
23:34Sing a fast track so that he can dance well.
23:37I'll sing the entire song.
23:39My song is painful.
23:40His dancer's face is also painful.
23:43Okay, I'll sing.
23:44The way you came here
23:48You came alone.
23:54The way you came here
23:56You came alone.
24:01Without you, I was helpless.
24:05Without you, I was helpless.
24:09The way you came here
24:13You came alone.
24:17Without you, I was helpless.
24:20Come here.
24:23Without you, I was helpless.
24:27Turn around.
24:30Where?
24:31Focus on the drum.
24:41Come here.
24:42Take the prize from me.
24:44Come forward and take the prize.
24:46Give me the prize.
24:47Take this prize.
24:49Mr. Agha said something very nice. Give it to him.
24:53Mr. Agha has a moustache.
24:54He brought a stick in front of him.
24:57Rs. 500 is not enough.
24:58You have three shows. Do you need Rs. 500?
25:02I don't have any money.
25:03Don't do this.
25:04He is not here.
25:05Sell your fat and money.
25:07Don't you have any shame?
25:08Sing a couplet.
25:10Yes.
25:10Listen to the intro.
25:11Yes, sing.
25:12You are singing the intro first.
25:14Let it be the intro.
25:14Hide the Rs. 500 with him again.
25:16Sing.
25:17To give my heart to you.
25:21Because I don't have any money.
25:24Yes.
25:27He is a dancer.
25:28Yes.
25:29To give my heart to you.
25:33Because I don't have any money.
25:36I have sons.
25:40I have daughters.
25:44Turn around.
25:45Turn around.
25:46Turn around.
25:47Yes.
25:47Turn around.
25:49Turn around.
25:50Turn around.
25:51Turn around.
25:52Turn around.
25:53Turn around.
25:54Okay.
25:54Turn around.
25:55Is he a dancer or a dog?
25:59Turn around.
26:00He is not turning around.
26:02He turned around in the heat.
26:03You turn around in the sun.
26:04He is a dancer.
26:05He is a three wheeler.
26:06Yes.
26:07Turn around.
26:08The way it is here.
26:11Yes.
26:12Don't get tired, my friend.
26:15Wow.
26:18Turn around.
26:19Don't get tired, my friend.
26:22Yes.
26:23Don't get tired, my friend.
26:26Wow.
26:27Don't get tired, my friend.
26:31Turn around.
26:35The way it is here.
26:37Wow.
26:41Come.
26:42I won't give you anything. I am your mother.
26:45Come.
26:47Give me a glass of water.
26:48500 rupees.
26:49I don't drink fast. My straps get cold.
26:52Drink it.
26:54Turn around.
26:54Okay. You had made a request.
26:56Sing Pyaar Naal Na Sayi.
26:57Yes. I will sing that.
26:59Don't get tired, my friend.
27:02Look at me.
27:04Okay.
27:06The sick will get cured.
27:09Don't get tired, my friend.
27:10Wow.
27:12Look at me.
27:15The sick will get cured.
27:20Pyaar Naal Na Sayi.
27:23Sing a song of your choice.
27:25What is this?
27:26I will sing. You sing.
27:28Thank God. You sing.
27:30Thank God. You are not dead yet.
27:33Mr. Malangi, sing a song from your heart.
27:36Which one?
27:36Take the crocodile from the tail of life.
27:39Madam, I will sing a folk song.
27:41Okay. Sing a folk song.
27:43There is a drum.
27:44Sing Arju's song in someone else's drum.
27:47Arju, will you sing?
27:49Yes, I will sing.
27:50Sing any song.
27:51Okay.
27:51The boy left his dupatta and went to the city.
28:01He should not be troubled.
28:04The girl is beautiful.
28:09She should not be troubled.
28:12She should not make her lover yearn for her.
28:16She should not make her lover yearn for her.
28:21I will tell the world.
28:23Wow.
28:25Wow.
28:26He is singing.
28:27The boy left his dupatta and went to the city.
28:32He should not be troubled.
28:33If you come back, I will shoot you.
28:35Take this.
28:37Sir, I have taken this from him.
28:39I just want to ask him.
28:40How much is this note worth?
28:42It is not worth a penny if it is with you.
28:46Very good.
28:47Very good.
28:49Very good.
28:51Viewers, there is a small break.
28:52Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
28:54Be alert. Be alert.
28:57Welcome back, viewers.
28:58Yes, Irza.
28:59Without wasting time, let's go to the audience.
29:02Yes.
29:03Greetings.
29:03Greetings.
29:04Brother, what is your name?
29:05Abdul Basit.
29:06Abdul Basit.
29:07Wow. Very good.
29:09So, Abdul, what have you brought today?
29:10I have brought a question for you.
29:11You answer it.
29:12You ask the question.
29:13Will I get a motorcycle on that question or not?
29:17Yes, Karim.
29:17I have a question for you.
29:18Have you ever eaten with your friends in a foreign wedding?
29:22Not with my friends.
29:24But once, I ate alone in a wedding.
29:28You look exactly the same.
29:30Okay, let me tell you the real incident.
29:32The real incident is that it was in 2003.
29:36Mr. Nisar Qadri used to be there.
29:38I was staying in a hotel in Karachi.
29:41It had banquet halls as well.
29:43I was in the lobby.
29:45I don't know why Mr. Nisar Qadri came to me.
29:48He said, how are you?
29:51I said, thank God. How are you?
29:53He said, where are you these days?
29:54I said, there.
29:54I didn't know whom he was talking to.
29:56I said, there?
29:57He said, what are you doing?
29:58I said, the same thing.
29:59Mr. Nisar Qadri held my arm.
30:01He had come to the wedding.
30:02He said, come to the wedding.
30:04I said, let's go.
30:05I was standing there.
30:07He ate with me. I ate with him.
30:09Wow.
30:10I don't know what he did.
30:12I don't know who he thought he was.
30:14After that, Mr. Nisar Qadri saluted me
30:16and looked at you.
30:17You..
30:19I have also eaten at an unmarried wedding.
30:22There was a ground behind our house.
30:23We used to get married there every day.
30:25Okay.
30:26One day, I felt like..
30:28I didn't know anyone.
30:30So, I went there.
30:31He asked, who are you?
30:32She said, I didn't know anyone.
30:34I didn't know anyone.
30:35So, I went there.
30:38I took my friend with me.
30:40Believe me, he got to know
30:42that an unknown woman had come here.
30:45Okay.
30:46The girl's sister-in-law..
30:47Were you unknown at that time?
30:51Oh, God!
30:52Forget about it.
30:54Forget about it.
30:56Outsider.
30:57Now, she has become unpronounced.
31:00So, he pushed you out.
31:02No.
31:02He didn't push me. He hit me.
31:04He asked, who are you?
31:05She said, I am the daughter of a cook.
31:08I said, don't abuse me so much.
31:09You can eat free food.
31:12No.
31:12Look, it's a suspense.
31:14Yes.
31:14She got to know that she has come here.
31:16Yes.
31:17Because I was busy eating.
31:19I wasn't meeting anyone.
31:20That sister-in-law came and asked, who are you?
31:23I said, I am married to Amara.
31:24She said, I am married to Sumaira.
31:27She never eats free food.
31:29Okay.
31:29She only eats meat.
31:33Sir, it's 12.45.
31:35No, not yet.
31:36I am coming.
31:38What did she say today?
31:39Today, she said, I will bring you here after I eat this much.
31:46Tell me, what time is it?
31:4712.45.
31:49I didn't make any promise to you.
31:53Okay, if you say, I will do it.
31:54I don't care if it's 12.45.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57Come on.
31:58He is still sitting.
31:59Give him a round of applause.
32:00Come on.
32:07Wow.
32:11Very good.
32:12Now, you can see the traffic behind you, right?
32:15Yes, next.
32:16Greetings.
32:17Greetings.
32:18My name is Labeeb.
32:19Labeeb.
32:22What does Labeeb mean?
32:24Intelligent.
32:25Yes, intelligent.
32:27I wanted to do poetry.
32:28Yes.
32:28I didn't feel anything when he said it, but..
32:31I didn't feel anything when he said it, but..
32:35I was very scared of him.
32:37Okay.
32:38I fell in love with him so much
32:40that I was adopting all his habits.
32:42Wow.
32:43Wow.
32:44Wow.
32:46Wow.
32:47I am dead.
32:48That's it.
32:49You see, he was adopting him.
32:52Yes.
32:53Okay, if he..
32:54He was adopting him and he complained to my mother
32:56that auntie Labeeb was eating mud.
33:00Yes.
33:01Greetings.
33:02My name is Zara.
33:03Yes.
33:03And I will sing a song.
33:05You sing it, dear.
33:06I am telling you, this girl's voice is very melodious.
33:10Okay.
33:11Have some respect, dear.
33:13We will see it now.
33:15I have given myself to you.
33:26Your loyalty took care of me.
33:32It took out all my sorrows from my heart.
33:38I am destined to be with you.
33:44I am not incomplete after getting you.
33:53Because you are the only one..
33:54Wow.
33:55Because you are the only one..
33:58Life, you are the only one.
34:04My peace..
34:06Wow.
34:07My pain..
34:09My love, you are the only one.
34:15Wow.
34:17Very good.
34:18Very good.
34:19Yes.
34:20Greetings.
34:21Greetings.
34:22My name is Iman.
34:23Yes, dear Iman.
34:24I would like to sing a song.
34:24Yes, go ahead.
34:25In the book of my heart, his name was there.
34:28Okay.
34:28In the sleep of the night, his dream was there.
34:30Wow.
34:30When we asked him how much he loved him
34:33his answer was that he would die without him.
34:36Wow.
34:36That was when he was the first to attack us against the world.
34:40Wow.
34:41Wow.
34:44Okay, when a stone burns, the first attack is also his.
34:46It was his.
34:47Yes.
34:48Yes, next.
34:49Greetings.
34:50Greetings.
34:51My name is Inhal.
34:52Okay.
34:53I would like to sing a song.
34:55Go ahead, dear.
34:55I have seen the world, it is all illusion.
35:00Love is worship, love is kindness.
35:05My place is in your heart.
35:11Wow.
35:13I am the walls, you are the roof.
35:17You are the grace of God.
35:22You are the amulet of blessings for me.
35:30Look at yourself in my eyes.
35:40There is no stain on the moon, nor on you.
35:49I have given my right on myself to you.
35:59I have given my body and soul to you.
36:09Wow.
36:11Wow.
36:13Next, next.
36:14You are?
36:15Greetings.
36:16Greetings.
36:18My name is Rabiya.
36:19Yes, Rabiya.
36:20I would like to ask a question to Mr. Goga.
36:22Wow.
36:24Mr. Goga, my question is, which fruit do you like the most?
36:28I like pineapple the most.
36:31Wow, pineapple.
36:33He is asking about pineapple.
36:36The audience sang very well.
36:38Yes.
36:39Similarly, earlier a gentleman came to our audience.
36:42He sang very well.
36:44We had promised him that we will give him a chance.
36:47And we have given him a chance.
36:50We have provided him with this platform on national TV.
36:53He is with us today to sing.
36:55His name is Parwaz Hussain.
36:58And he has sung a wonderful song for us.
36:59Wow.
37:03Your voice is very strong, very good.
37:07You didn't take any extra space.
37:09You sang with a lot of heart and it was very good.
37:11You should pursue it properly.
37:13Very good, very good.
37:17This was today's show.
37:18We will meet you in the next show.
37:20Take care.
37:21Goodbye.