Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 9th November 2024
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, it is said that it is better to survive in jungle than to just exist in a zoo.
00:29However, there are three types of people in the world.
00:33Some live in zoo, some in circus and some in jungle.
00:38When does a lion seem the most dangerous?
00:41When does one get scared of a lion?
00:43When a lion is in the jungle, it shows off its might and pride.
00:49Even children play with a lion in zoo.
00:54They take pictures of it.
00:56When people see a circus lion, they clap their hands.
00:59With a stick, they can put their master anywhere they want.
01:07But when does a human being live in a zoo?
01:09If you are stuck in a job where you know that you are safe but there is no chance of progress.
01:20If you are safe but there is no chance of progress.
01:23If you are stuck in a job where you know that you are safe but there is no chance of progress.
01:26If you are getting financial support from your father or your circumstances.
01:32People are appreciating your car and your clothes.
01:38But you do not have any achievement.
01:41These are given by people or your father.
01:44That means you are a circus lion.
01:46And if you have done a small work on your strength.
01:51In which there is a lot of possibility of progress.
01:55Then it means that you are a jungle lion.
01:57And you are a real lion.
01:59And this is living life.
02:01So it's better to survive in jungle than to exist in a zoo.
02:05Let's start today's show with this message.
02:08Today we will take you to the locality.
02:10And see what is the situation there.
02:12Assalamualaikum.
02:13Assalamualaikum Sir.
02:14Where is the shopkeeper?
02:15I am the shopkeeper.
02:16Who else?
02:17When did you get diarrhea?
02:20You are misunderstanding.
02:22My father is the shopkeeper.
02:24Is he your father?
02:26Yes.
02:27Confirmed.
02:29Father is confirmed.
02:30What are you saying?
02:31I am telling you.
02:32I am not asking you.
02:33You are confused.
02:34I am telling you.
02:35Confirmed.
02:36Ask him the reason.
02:37Yes.
02:38Your dress.
02:39Your style.
02:40Your sitting.
02:41And sitting and talking.
02:44Your father is sick.
02:46How? What happened to him?
02:47He drinks water when he has diarrhea.
02:49Okay.
02:50He has pain in his teeth.
02:52He has pain in his teeth because of drinking water.
02:54Okay.
02:55After that.
02:56The water will be very cold.
02:57I think he has broken the water bottle with diarrhea.
03:04Okay.
03:05He has drunk water with diarrhea.
03:07First he had pain in his teeth.
03:08Okay.
03:09Then he had pain in his ears.
03:10Is the water coming up?
03:11Yes.
03:12Yes.
03:13Consider it like this.
03:14After that he had pain in his stomach.
03:17Yes.
03:18This should have happened earlier.
03:19That happens.
03:20If the kids have pain in their stomach, their stomach gets upset.
03:23No.
03:24The water in our locality is like a waste.
03:26Okay.
03:27Slowly the whole village is going to get affected.
03:29Okay.
03:30You have never seen him in the shop.
03:32Brother, mind my work.
03:34And be ashamed.
03:35Don't tell this on TV.
03:38My sister does her own research after listening to me.
03:41Okay.
03:42Tell me.
03:43Mr. Dhan is not in the IT office.
03:45Okay.
03:46I am there.
03:47Okay.
03:48The father's beating and scolding worked.
03:50Yes.
03:51Did you see his work?
03:52Yes.
03:53What do you do there?
03:54I supply milk there.
03:57Brother, I have never found water in a golden pot.
04:00Why?
04:01Because in a golden pot, the water of the pot is the same.
04:04Yes.
04:05The inside of the pot is also black.
04:08Mr. Haroon.
04:09What are you two talking about?
04:11The water is dirty in this pot.
04:13I think you want to talk about the children.
04:15No.
04:16I am talking about the water.
04:17Okay.
04:18The drinking water.
04:19The drinking water.
04:20That is clean.
04:22Don't you get the filtered water from the government?
04:25Mr. Haroon, I am an old man.
04:27This boy doesn't listen to me.
04:29I don't drink water.
04:31Okay.
04:32You said at the end that you don't talk about water.
04:35Father.
04:36Yes, son.
04:37You are the one who is dirty.
04:39Shameless man.
04:40Is this how you talk to your father?
04:42He is sleeping.
04:43Everything is dirty.
04:45No.
04:46He is right.
04:47He has washed his face in the tub.
04:49There is soap and water inside.
04:50Everything is dirty.
04:51The water is dirty.
04:53How long has it been?
04:55Really?
04:56Where were you since so many days?
04:58I had gone out of the city for some work.
05:00If the water is dirty, can't all the neighbors make it dirty?
05:05This is not our work.
05:06We are tenants.
05:07We should think about the landlord.
05:09Mr. Faraz, come out.
05:11Okay.
05:16What happened?
05:17You are always sleeping.
05:19You are always sleeping.
05:20You have so many tenants.
05:21Why don't you sleep?
05:23If you were sleeping,
05:24why aren't there silhouettes on your clothes?
05:26I sleep straight.
05:29Listen.
05:30Yes.
05:31I called you because of the dirty water.
05:34What?
05:35Do you want dirty water?
05:36No.
05:37I am getting dirty water.
05:38Even we are getting dirty water.
05:39Is there a problem?
05:40All the water tanks are empty.
05:42There is government water.
05:44I don't know where it has come from.
05:46Where are you going?
05:48Didn't you apply the filter?
05:49If I apply it, am I the minister?
05:51No.
05:52I mean, do you have a filter at home?
05:54No.
05:55We didn't apply the filter.
05:56Then?
05:57Mr. Faraz.
05:58He is smart.
05:59He is asking me to apply the water.
06:00The germs die.
06:01Drink it in the morning.
06:02The soap gets hot.
06:03Soap has big germs.
06:04Big things die.
06:05Soap doesn't die.
06:06The solid things that are dissolved in it,
06:08they don't die.
06:10Okay.
06:11I am going.
06:12Brother.
06:13Yes.
06:14Are you out of your mind?
06:15Take the rent.
06:16You will be back in minutes.
06:17Are we mad?
06:18Where are you going?
06:19You only told me.
06:20I didn't pay attention.
06:22Brother, I am with you.
06:23You are my brother.
06:24You are my brother.
06:25I request you.
06:26No such thing will happen.
06:28Not today.
06:29Not tomorrow.
06:30Not the day after tomorrow.
06:31It will be fine.
06:32We will get it charged.
06:33Brother, the solution is this.
06:34Yes.
06:35You invest money from your own pocket.
06:36Yes.
06:37Call a plumber.
06:38Yes.
06:39Tell him to check
06:40where the problem is in the pipe.
06:41Brother,
06:42if you don't believe me,
06:43it's a matter of food.
06:44Yes.
06:45If you don't get the money,
06:46you have to pay the rent.
06:47Yes.
06:48You have to pay the rent.
06:49Yes.
06:50Uncle, give me the stuff.
06:51No, sir.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:54It will be done.
06:55Uncle, give me the stuff.
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:58Give me the stuff.
06:59Sir, give me the stuff.
07:00Uncle, give me the stuff.
07:01Give me the stuff.
07:02Give me the stuff.
07:03Give me the stuff.
07:04Give me the stuff.
07:05Brother,
07:06I don't want to work
07:07with people
07:08who are so dirty.
07:09I have to do my work.
07:10I am not going to live here.
07:11It's enough.
07:12I have thrown
07:13water on the walls
07:14of your house
07:15and you are
07:16throwing the water.
07:17He has thrown water.
07:18She has thrown water.
07:19Listen.
07:20What else?
07:21Hey.
07:22Hey.
07:23What are you doing?
07:24Listen to me.
07:25Because of this dirty water problem,
07:26we left our city
07:27and came to Lahore
07:28so that the water problem
07:29gets solved.
07:30I think the water mafia made our lives miserable.
07:33I think the water mafia is going to come here too.
07:35Because of the water mafia, we had to come here.
07:39Why?
07:40They threw me out.
07:41The police said that the water mafia won't work here.
07:45Listen to me.
07:46I have been washing clothes since so long.
07:48I have been washing and washing.
07:49I have gone mad.
07:50The white clothes are turning black.
07:52Clothes don't wash. Clothes wash.
07:55The utensils wash. Clothes wash.
07:59Stop the dirty water.
08:01Stop the dirty water.
08:03Stop the dirty water.
08:05We are telling you.
08:08I am with you all.
08:10Your pain is my pain.
08:12Your pain is my pain.
08:13Madam, pick up the luggage.
08:14Oh, my dear.
08:15We had put you through a lot of trouble.
08:17Oh, man.
08:18In such an amazing place,
08:19we were getting a clean house with dirty water.
08:21Oh, my God.
08:23What is this noise?
08:25You must be washing your face with clean water.
08:27You must be washing clothes.
08:28You must be washing utensils.
08:30When we rented this house from you,
08:32the water used to come clean here.
08:34Oh, my dear.
08:35What do I tell you?
08:36Even our house is getting dirty water.
08:38It's been three days.
08:39The water is still dirty.
08:40I feel that you are jealous of my beauty
08:42and my hair style
08:44and you put dirty water in our pipe.
08:46Yes, my shoe is jealous.
08:48I feel that someone is jealous of me
08:50and has left dirty water in our pipe.
08:52I don't have anyone jealous in front of you.
08:55The water is clean today.
08:57The water is clean.
08:58What will you get in return?
09:00We will do a strike here.
09:01A strike.
09:02Dirty water.
09:03Stop it.
09:04Dirty water.
09:05Stop it.
09:06Stop it.
09:07Stop it.
09:08Stop it.
09:09Leave it, Sarfaraz.
09:10Let him go.
09:11What to do?
09:12How long will the tenants stay together?
09:14They will stay together.
09:15The tenants will stay together
09:16if we give them advance for three months.
09:18Then they will understand.
09:19Stop him.
09:20Don't trouble him.
09:21Don't trouble him.
09:22My shoe.
09:23My shoe.
09:24Stop troubling him.
09:26The water is dirty here.
09:28Just a minute.
09:29Control yourself.
09:30I will call the plumber in front of you.
09:33He will come here.
09:34He will do it.
09:35What?
09:36The plumber will handle this water problem.
09:38Okay?
09:39Okay.
09:40You keep his tenants
09:41who will pay him three months worth of rent.
09:43Hello.
09:44Hello, Mr. Mirza.
09:45How are you?
09:46Mirza Gulzar Koray, do you recognize me?
09:47It has been two three days
09:48that you are getting dirty water in your pipe.
09:50Come here.
09:51You are getting dirty water?
09:52What's the problem?
09:54It's dirty water.
09:56Okay. What do you want now?
09:58We want the dirty water to stop.
10:00What should we replace it with?
10:02You should replace it with clean water.
10:06You hang up the phone and I'll come to you.
10:08Here you go.
10:09At least tell me how dirty the water is.
10:11Dad, I've kept it ready for you.
10:13Look at it.
10:15This is your bottle.
10:17This is our bottle of milk.
10:19No, no. It's just dirty water.
10:21No, no. It's just dirty water.
10:23No, no. It's just dirty water.
10:25It's easy, but it's dirty.
10:27It's visibly dirty.
10:29It's not easy.
10:31It's not easy.
10:33It'll be fine.
10:35Yes, Mr. Sarfaraz.
10:37Tell me. What's the problem?
10:39Where is the dirty water coming from?
10:41All my tenants are in trouble.
10:43Hurry up.
10:45Let's go to our house first.
10:47Mr. Plumber.
10:49Let's go to our house first.
10:51Come on.
10:53Come on, sir.
10:55Come here.
10:57What's the matter?
10:59I'm the one who should clean this mess.
11:01Clean it properly.
11:03Clean it properly.
11:05I think the water is not clean.
11:07Mr. Mirza, let him drink tea.
11:09Here's the water.
11:11Mr. Mirza, look.
11:13You've to look at it.
11:15Okay, okay, okay.
11:17What's the matter?
11:18This is Baba's love,
11:20not yours.
11:21Then you are drinking
11:22from Baba's love.
11:25No, no.
11:26Look down.
11:27Mr. Mirza, look properly.
11:29Mr. Mirza, what are you doing?
11:31I am running a showroom of watches.
11:34Brother, do the plumber's work.
11:38Mr. Mirza is a very nice man.
11:40He is doing it from here.
11:41Now let me blow into it.
11:45Mr. Mirza,
11:47Mr. Mirza, we are drinking.
11:48Believe us.
11:49No cleaning,
11:50no filtration.
11:51Then pull it inside.
11:55Mr. Mirza, why are you hitting the outside?
11:57Do the cleaning,
11:58but don't do it with this face.
12:00I don't understand
12:01the involvement of this milkman.
12:03Sister, I am craving
12:04to put water in the milk.
12:06He is sitting there.
12:07When he comes,
12:08we will get you
12:09a direct pipe.
12:10Go.
12:11He is craving so much
12:12that he will find water
12:13in two months.
12:14Did you find water?
12:15Yes.
12:16Is there any?
12:17There is some in the garbage.
12:18Not little,
12:19there is a lot.
12:20No, no.
12:21Look at the water.
12:22Mirza,
12:23don't you want to eat?
12:24I have done my work.
12:25I will eat and go.
12:26No, no.
12:27I will feed you.
12:28I will send you.
12:29Mirza.
12:30Yes.
12:31Why are you blowing
12:32into the stove?
12:33Let me tell you.
12:34Are you boiling water?
12:36Blocking is good.
12:37It is a way
12:38to do our work.
12:40Don't talk to me.
12:41You see
12:42what I am doing.
12:43I have to blow twice
12:44to set it.
12:45Is there any empty bottle?
12:46Yes,
12:47we don't have
12:48any empty bottle.
12:49Give it to me.
12:50Give it to me.
12:51Take the bottle.
12:53Mirza is a very capable man.
12:55Really?
12:56Yes.
12:57Have you ever
12:58made him work before?
12:59No.
13:02How was the water coming?
13:04I had kept it here.
13:05I had kept the water here.
13:06I had kept the water here.
13:07Dad,
13:08give it to me.
13:09I had kept the water here.
13:10Give it to me.
13:11Dad,
13:12don't cry.
13:13Everything is fine.
13:14Everything is fine.
13:15Mr. Mirza,
13:16this is the color
13:17of the water.
13:18Yes.
13:19Mr. Mirza.
13:20It will be clear
13:21if you see it.
13:23Here you go.
13:24Yes.
13:25The experience
13:26has come in handy.
13:27Yes.
13:28If you had called
13:29someone else
13:30instead of me,
13:31you would have been trapped.
13:32You called me.
13:33You did the right thing.
13:34You are trapped.
13:37Look at this.
13:38It is getting better.
13:41Yes.
13:42It is getting better.
13:43It is even more dirty.
13:44Do you think
13:45our experience is dirty?
13:47If you blow on it
13:48once out of two times,
13:49can you cut it a little?
13:52The way you are all
13:53talking,
13:54the work will be ruined.
13:55The water will be clean.
13:56Shut up.
13:57Shut up.
13:58He is right.
13:59The water is getting cleaner.
14:01The water is getting cleaner.
14:03You should be thankful.
14:04You called me
14:05so that you don't get
14:06caught by a dishonest person.
14:07Okay.
14:08The water is getting cleaner.
14:09It is getting cleaner.
14:10It is getting cleaner.
14:11Look at this.
14:12Now,
14:14it is quiet.
14:16Look at this.
14:17Yes.
14:19It is even dirtier.
14:21Mr. Mirza,
14:22don't worry about the rain.
14:23You can wash it in other colors.
14:28Mr. Mirza,
14:29this water is dirty.
14:31You are not satisfied
14:32with this water?
14:33No.
14:34I am very satisfied.
14:35You should have gone to Pachi.
14:37You should have taken me
14:38to another place.
14:39If you both
14:40get along,
14:41you can save money.
14:42It will cost more.
14:43What will you do?
14:44I will go to the main
14:45and get it fixed.
14:46Okay.
14:47I will give you Rs. 500.
14:48Yes.
14:49I will also give you
14:50Rs. 500.
14:51I will also give you
14:52Rs. 500.
14:53You should save money.
14:54Okay.
14:55I will go to the main
14:56and get it fixed.
14:57Okay, Mr. Mirza.
14:59No matter how much money you spend,
15:00water is life.
15:01You can't live
15:02without water.
15:03Okay.
15:04I will tell you
15:05that water is life.
15:06Yes.
15:07If there was water
15:08somewhere,
15:09it would have become
15:10a world.
15:11Absolutely.
15:12You have seen
15:13that you get
15:14big civilizations
15:15at different places.
15:16Yes.
15:17You get ruins.
15:18Where did those people go?
15:19There was so much world
15:20and so many houses.
15:21The whole city.
15:22Where did they go?
15:23The water was over.
15:24The water was over.
15:25This is what is happening
15:26with us
15:27and we don't realize it.
15:28The water has dried up.
15:29Where will we go?
15:30There is no water anywhere.
15:31You should take care
15:32of the water.
15:33Lahore's water bed
15:34is going down
15:35on a daily basis.
15:36There is no source
15:37of water
15:38other than that.
15:39If you consider Ravi
15:40as a source,
15:41it has become a drain
15:42and there is no filtration
15:43on it.
15:44Another thing
15:45that should be addressed
15:46is that
15:47these days
15:48they are fixing
15:49the place
15:50with tough tiles
15:51and cement
15:52everywhere.
15:53We should not do that
15:54because if rain water
15:55goes into the drain,
15:56it is a loss
15:57and if the same water
15:58seeps into the ground,
15:59it is beneficial for you.
16:00When you fix it,
16:01the water
16:02will not go
16:03into the ground.
16:04I think
16:05if you want
16:06to continue
16:07the Sadqa,
16:08it should be
16:09a Sadqa
16:10for the coming
16:11generations.
16:12Where you
16:13fix one bore,
16:14you should
16:15fix two.
16:16You should
16:17keep the other
16:18bore open.
16:19You should
16:20put the rain water
16:21and waste water
16:22in it
16:23and return
16:24the water
16:25to the ground.
16:26It is very beneficial.
16:27I have
16:28a lawn
16:29where I have
16:30done this.
16:31The rain water
16:32that is collected
16:33should go
16:34into the ground
16:35and it is so
16:36peaceful
16:37that it will
16:38benefit
16:39people
16:40and not go
16:41to waste.
16:42Congratulations.
16:43What happened?
16:44Sir,
16:45the main part
16:46got torn.
16:47Really?
16:48Yes,
16:49the main part
16:50got torn.
16:51Be happy with
16:52him.
16:53May God
16:54bless you.
18:33I love you, sir.
19:00It's too much for the people.
19:02Let me tell you the truth.
19:04I want to say something, but I'm going to be a little distant.
19:08I'm here for Irza.
19:09Because she's been on a tour of America.
19:11Yes, I've been there.
19:12She's been on a tour of America.
19:15Yes, I've been there.
19:16I'm going to Europe.
19:17If Mr. Zeeshan can come with me,
19:19then I'll be there.
19:24Listen to me.
19:26You're here because I'm from America.
19:28Then dedicate a song in English to me.
19:31I don't have money to dedicate a song to you.
19:35Okay, now that you're here,
19:37it's not possible that you don't want to present something.
19:39Sir, present something.
19:40My life depends on your presentation.
19:42It's your art, right?
19:44Yes.
19:44So, always present your art.
19:46Present it.
19:46You have so much vocabulary,
19:48you can't even change a word.
19:49Yes, you're right.
19:51Sir, present something.
19:52No, whatever is fun in presenting, I'll present it.
19:55Yes, sir. Tell us something.
19:57Do I have your permission, sir?
19:58Yes, you have my permission.
19:59I've brought a dollar wallet from America.
20:01It's a big one.
20:02It's a big one, so don't make a big deal out of it.
20:05Okay.
20:05Mr. Arjun Khan.
20:06Mr. Irza Khan.
20:07Mr. Arjun Khan.
20:08I'll only give you dollars.
20:09Okay.
20:10Mr. Arjun, just a minute.
20:12You present something that you have
20:14and Mr. Agha doesn't have.
20:15Of course, why not?
20:18Yes, cut the door. It's a register.
20:20Some red bird..
20:21Oh, God! I was about to say that.
20:25Some red bird..
20:27Yes, yes, yes.
20:28Wow!
20:30Some red bird..
20:32Wow! Again.
20:33Some red bird..
20:35Wow! Again.
20:37Really, again. That's great.
20:38I'm the servant of this show.
20:41Again, again.
20:42He doesn't like the song.
20:43He's got two birds in him.
20:46Some red bird..
20:49You're a fool.
20:50He can't even change a word.
20:53He's a fool.
20:55Listen to me. Don't say anything.
20:57This one.
20:58This is fine.
20:59He thinks he's the only one who can do it.
21:00Yes.
21:01He's the only one who can do it.
21:03When I say, some red bird..
21:05Yes, yes.
21:05Sing the next one in my ear.
21:07Okay.
21:08Some red bird..
21:10Next one.
21:11Next one.
21:15Next one.
21:15I'll sing the next one.
21:16Okay.
21:17Some red bird..
21:19Wow!
21:19Of my beloved.
21:20Of my beloved..
21:22Of my beloved.
21:23Of my beloved.
21:25Wow!
21:26Wow!
21:28Of my beloved.
21:29Some red bird..
21:30What happened?
21:31Some red bird..
21:33Wow!
21:34Some red bird..
21:38He won't do it again.
21:41I forgot the lyrics.
21:44This one?
21:44Yes.
21:46What are you doing?
21:47When will you let me say it?
21:50Some red bird..
21:52Some red bird..
21:55She made me work for lakhs of rupees
21:57and now she has forgotten me.
21:59Wow!
22:01Wow!
22:03Wow!
22:05He has promised
22:06that no matter how much he earns
22:08he won't work for lakhs of rupees.
22:09No, not lakhs of rupees.
22:10No, he made a mistake.
22:12There's a programme for Rs. 3,500.
22:15He made me work for lakhs of rupees.
22:16I've lost weight.
22:18I've gained weight like a lion.
22:20Yes, slowly.
22:21The tandoori is ready.
22:23At least, open your mouth.
22:25On one side, you have a magical brain.
22:28Wow!
22:30Wow!
22:31Wow!
22:33Wow!
22:35I think someone else should find the answer.
22:37If you want to find the answer, why did you keep it?
22:40Wow!
22:40Do you think I'm a man?
22:42Yes.
22:43You're the star of my programme.
22:45You're the star.
22:46You're always talking about me.
22:47I can't stand your smell.
22:51Let's liven up the atmosphere.
22:52Bantu, what?
22:53Yes.
22:54Bantu, you're a great violinist.
22:57Yes.
22:57Go and hug the mosque with a smile.
23:00Go and hug the mosque with a smile.
23:04Because the Lord is with you.
23:06Wow!
23:07Wow!
23:09Wow!
23:10Wow!
23:11Wow!
23:12Wow!
23:13Wow!
23:15Go and hug the mosque with a smile.
23:18Wow!
23:20Wow!
23:21Wow!
23:21Come forward.
23:23Wow!
23:26Wow!
23:28Come forward.
23:29Come again.
23:31Wow!
23:38Go around the mosque.
23:46Go around the mosque.
23:47Go around.
23:49Wow!
23:51Wow! Wow!
23:53Wow! Wow!
23:55Wow!
23:57Wow!
23:59Wow!
24:01Very good!
24:03Wow!
24:05Wow!
24:07Wow!
24:09Leave him alone!
24:11Wow!
24:13Wow!
24:15Wow!
24:17Wow!
24:19Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
24:49okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
25:19okay
25:49Hello
26:19Shut my
26:49Oh
26:51Oh
27:21Sorry
27:48Welcome back
27:52Oh
28:16Oh
28:18Hello.
28:18Hello.
28:19What's your name?
28:20My name is Rimsha.
28:21What do you do?
28:23I'm a student of software engineering.
28:25Okay. Which year are you in?
28:26I'm in my second last year.
28:28Do you think artificial intelligence is better or human intelligence?
28:32Human.
28:33So, this game is for you.
28:35Wow.
28:38So, who will play with you?
28:40Who will play with me?
28:42I think this kid will become something when he grows up.
28:46Okay. Then don't call him today.
28:48He has to become something.
28:49Come on, brother.
28:50Come on. Wow.
28:54He has chosen an innocent contestant.
28:57Hello.
28:58Hello.
28:59What's your name?
29:00Mohammad Mubeen.
29:01Brother Mubeen, what do you do?
29:02I'm a first year student.
29:04And what are you studying?
29:05FSC pre-medical.
29:06Pre-medical.
29:07Wow.
29:08First of all, you'll see which medicine you need.
29:11Wow. Very good.
29:13Very good.
29:15Arzu Fatima, you choose who will join your team.
29:19Raise your hands.
29:20Who will play with Arzu Fatima?
29:22Arzu, I will select the black jacket.
29:24Wow.
29:26Yay.
29:27Okay, two of our contestants are wearing the same clothes.
29:30I think you should come together.
29:31No. No. His clothes are different, sir. What can I do?
29:35Hello.
29:35Hello.
29:36What's your name?
29:37Laiba Sajjad.
29:38Laiba Sajjad.
29:40Rimsha and Laiba, are you sisters?
29:43Friends.
29:43Friends?
29:44You look like sisters.
29:47Very good.
29:48You look like sisters.
29:49So, today war is between best friends.
29:52Yes.
29:53And my brother is in the middle.
29:56Okay.
29:56So, let's start with an easy question.
29:59I have four dogs.
30:00Okay.
30:00Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
30:02What's the fourth's name? Tell me the fourth's name.
30:05Yes.
30:05Okay.
30:06I have four dogs.
30:07Yes.
30:08Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
30:10What's the fourth's name? Tell me the fourth's name.
30:12I have four dogs.
30:14Five.
30:16Four.
30:17Three.
30:19Two.
30:21Arzu.
30:23I.
30:26I.
30:28No.
30:28No.
30:29Wrong answer.
30:29I have four dogs.
30:30I have four dogs.
30:32Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
30:35What's the fourth's name? Tell me the fourth's name.
30:38No. It's over.
30:39It's over.
30:40We are on you.
30:41Yes.
30:41But home.
30:42Absolutely. It's a beautiful thing.
30:43Basically, you have four dogs.
30:44Yes.
30:45Monday.
30:46Tuesday.
30:47Wednesday.
30:48Yes.
30:48And you have to tell the fourth's name.
30:50What's the fourth's name? Tell me the fourth's name.
30:52The fourth is a dog.
30:52Yes.
30:53Yes.
30:54So..
30:54Five.
30:55Four.
30:56Three.
30:57Two.
30:58Nine.
30:58One.
30:59Ten.
30:59Ten.
31:00Nine.
31:00What's the fourth's name?
31:02Oh, yes.
31:03Oh.
31:03Very good.
31:05Very good.
31:06Okay.
31:07Keep your hand on your mother.
31:08Okay. So, are you studying well?
31:11Okay.
31:12What's the thing that dies as soon as it drinks water?
31:18Yes.
31:19Maroom.
31:21Yes.
31:22Onion.
31:23Onion.
31:24Wow.
31:26Wow.
31:26Wow.
31:30Wow, boy.
31:31You are great.
31:31You lack vitamins.
31:32But you don't lack brains.
31:35What's the place
31:37where you can't take a selfie
31:40with a selfie stick?
31:43Erza.
31:44What's the place?
31:46Tell me two, three, four, one.
31:48Andhera.
31:49Andhera.
31:50Wow.
31:52Wow.
31:54Next question.
31:55Why is it a crime to bury a person in Karachi
31:57when he is living in Lahore?
32:01Yes.
32:02Maroom.
32:03Because he is alive.
32:04Wow.
32:08Now, you have two points.
32:10One point and one point.
32:12Let's ask one more question.
32:13If you give the answer, the game will end.
32:15Are you out of your mind?
32:17It's a difficult question.
32:18It should be difficult.
32:19Sir, it's a very difficult question.
32:21At last.
32:21Yes, it's a difficult question.
32:22Wow.
32:23Maroom, slow down.
32:24Mr. Salim, please tell me.
32:28How many sides does a circle have?
32:33Maroom.
32:34How many sides does a circle have?
32:36What do you mean by sides?
32:37Are they corners, axes or what?
32:39A circle.
32:40There is a circle in front of me.
32:41How many sides can I say?
32:44Two sides.
32:44Inner and outer side.
32:45Yes.
32:48Maroom, you are great.
32:50Wow.
32:51Maroom, you are great.
32:53Wow.
32:54I told you to play the buzzer late.
32:55You have tried to play it before me every time.
32:58So, don't..
32:59Do you agree that I am your good friend?
33:01He is playing the buzzer late.
33:02Sir, please ask a question about number four.
33:04He has won the game.
33:05But he has lost the game.
33:07No.
33:08Sir, please ask a question about number four.
33:09You have won the game.
33:11Sir, please ask a question about number four.
33:12Sir, I request you to ask a question about number four.
33:15He is on the road.
33:16Sir, please ask a question about number four.
33:17Okay, I will ask a question about number four.
33:18God is great.
33:19Ask him.
33:20Ask him.
33:21I will break your hands if you play the buzzer late.
33:23I was confused.
33:25I don't know why Charlie confused me.
33:29Which animal is there that sits even when it is standing?
33:34It didn't come today.
33:35It didn't come today.
33:40Ullu.
33:41Ullu doesn't sit even when it is standing.
33:43Ullu..
33:44It stands.
33:46Ullu can't sit.
33:47I have an answer.
33:49No..
33:49You answer.
33:50No, I will answer.
33:51Let me try.
33:55Snake.
33:56Snake doesn't sit even when it is standing.
34:01Very good.
34:02Very good.
34:04God! God! God!
34:08God!
34:10God!
34:11It didn't come today.
34:12Actually, Mubeen has won.
34:15But I have seen your real faces today.
34:18In front of Irza.
34:21Mubeen has won.
34:27Very good.
34:29Mubeen, you played very well.
34:31And I hope you will keep this gift safe.
34:34Just wait and watch.
34:35Mubeen, my friend.
34:36This is very expensive, Mr. Maroon.
34:38I am giving you a lifetime's worth of earnings, my friend.
34:48Viewers, it is time for a short break.
34:49We will meet again after a short break.
34:58Welcome back, viewers.
34:59Yes, Irza.
35:00Mr. Maroon, since I don't want to talk to my friends
35:03I will directly talk to the audience.
35:05Today, I saw what they did to you.
35:08You came to the audience.
35:09I am not a poor soul, sir.
35:10At least try to be our friend, sir.
35:12No, I won't let you do that.
35:14Yes, sir.
35:14My name is Ali Abdullah.
35:15And I am a musician.
35:17What are you going to sing for us today?
35:19I want to sing a song.
35:20It is the signature of people with broken hearts.
35:23Why does a heart break, Ali?
35:25Basically, there is a phase.
35:27And everyone has to go through it.
35:29Those who haven't gone through it
35:30will go through it at some point.
35:31Sir, why does a heart break again and again?
35:34It means that you are a Turkish man.
35:42Yes.
35:43I am not afraid of you, my love.
35:46You have defeated me.
35:49I have died.
35:51Why did you come again?
35:55You have made the world cry.
35:57I made you laugh.
36:00But nothing came to me.
36:07I will live with your memories.
36:13I will drink the poison of separation.
36:18You gave me a sorrow.
36:21You took care of all my sorrows.
36:27I am in your hands.
36:32Now the nights are filled with memories.
36:37I will paint your name.
36:43I am tired of enduring all the sorrows.
36:48You said that you will come back.
36:55Very good.
37:00Yes, dear.
37:01Greetings.
37:02Greetings.
37:03My name is Arisha Gilani.
37:04Yes, Arisha.
37:05I would like to dedicate this song to Ma'am Arzu.
37:08Wow! Very good.
37:10And I think..
37:12If children continue to respect the elders like this
37:15then the country will progress.
37:17It goes beyond the prayers of the elders.
37:18Yes, it does.
37:19We used to put our hands on their feet
37:21and pray to God for their well-being.
37:23And I think that Arisha is going to ruin her song.
37:27Inshallah.
37:27Even I think so.
37:28Arisha, please respect me.
37:29Okay.
37:31Yes, I accept your decision.
37:42Yes, I accept your decision.
37:52I thank God for everything in my life.
38:07You have made me a part of your life.
38:13My heart is beating fast.
38:16I have found my destination.
38:21Your eyes have made me understand.
38:26Wow!
38:29Very good.
38:31Very good.
38:33Very good.
38:34I told you that she will ruin her song.
38:35Very good.
38:36Obviously, she will follow me and sing.
38:38You please keep quiet.
38:39Oh!
38:40Okay, I know this song.
38:41Yes, please sing.
38:43No, no, no.
38:44No, no, no.
38:44He will sing.
38:46Come on, sing.
38:47You will sing.
38:48Okay, I will sing.
38:49Okay, sing the song.
38:52Don't ask me how the temple of dreams broke.
39:03Don't ask me how the temple of dreams broke.
39:15This is not a matter of people.
39:21This is a matter of our loved ones.
39:26If an enemy creates a rift,
39:32then the beloved will be at peace.
39:37If the beloved creates a rift,
39:43then no one can erase it.
39:45Wow!
39:48Very good.
39:49Very good.
39:50Very good.
39:52You have worked hard in acting.
39:54Very good.
39:55Mr. Salim, which hospital do you want to give your photos to?
39:59You know, I became a messiah the day before yesterday.
40:01How?
40:01I went to get a check-up.
40:02They said that I have to count five.
40:03Yes.
40:03So, I started counting.
40:04Yes.
40:06Salim is so weak.
40:07I swore to God that I will break his bones.
40:10And he got one drop of the virus on his head.
40:12So, he went for a walk.
40:15Yes.
40:18The day before yesterday, I felt shy.
40:19And the day after that, I felt shy.
40:21I called home.
40:22Sister-in-law called me up.
40:23I said, Mr. Salim,
40:24there has been a major accident.
40:25I said, what is it?
40:26She said, there is a fly in front of the motorbike.
40:29Mr. Salim is so weak.
40:31Once he got up, he sprained his back.
40:35A person who is so weak doesn't have a red bag at home.
40:37Yes.
40:37He doesn't think that he will hit someone with a whip.
40:44We have our own fight.
40:46Yes, dear.
40:47Greetings.
40:48Greetings.
40:49I want to sing a poetry for you.
40:51Sir, I am already fond of listening to poetry.
40:53Poetry?
40:54If you leave me, you will die.
40:58If you leave me, you will die.
41:00I have gone through many accidents.
41:02I will go through them.
41:03Wow.
41:04So, don't judge me.
41:06What?
41:07So, don't judge me.
41:11If you leave me, you will die.
41:13I have gone through many accidents.
41:15I will go through them.
41:16I swear on God, you will find God.
41:19I remembered that
41:20the moon and the earth are incomplete on my paper.
41:26The moon and the earth..
41:27Didn't you hear what he said?
41:30If you leave me, you will die.
41:34If you leave me, you will die.
41:38Do one thing. Make me crazy before you leave.
41:41The moon and the earth are incomplete on my paper.
41:45Come to the terrace. My poetry will be complete.
41:47Wow.
41:51Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
41:53We will meet again in the next show.
41:54Take care of yourselves.
41:56Goodbye.