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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan House.
00:23We have brought Hoshiyariyan House for you in the series that we are starting today.
00:28In this house, all the talents of Hoshiyariyan are present and they are all contestants.
00:33And we would like you to participate in this.
00:36And through your comments, which we give the number of the cell phone below,
00:41through that, give us your opinion in this.
00:44So, all the contestants, you know them all.
00:47So, let's start. Assalam-o-Alaikum.
00:49Waalaikum Assalam.
00:51I would like that the work to be done today should be done.
00:55First of all, you all will choose your own captain.
00:59Captain.
01:00For that, there will be voting.
01:01Okay.
01:02And after that, we will choose who will be in the kitchen after today.
01:05Hmm.
01:06And who will be responsible for cleaning the house.
01:08Good.
01:09Next time, when we will do this segment,
01:12the one who will be responsible for cleaning the set will do it.
01:15First of all, you all will vote who should be the captain.
01:19I will take the names one by one.
01:20The one who will become the captain will be safe this week.
01:22Look, the one who will become the captain,
01:24he will not be presented for the nomination.
01:28That's what I wanted to ask.
01:29Okay.
01:29Yes.
01:30And the public will vote.
01:32Yes.
01:33Who will be the smart one to remove from the house.
01:35The last winner will win.
01:38I will start first.
01:40What will be the prizes?
01:41Yes, prizes.
01:42We have kept a big surprise for you all.
01:45The first name I will present to you is
01:49Goga Pasuri.
01:51One, two, three and four.
01:54Goga Pasuri has got four votes.
01:57After that, Arzoo Fatima.
02:00Yes.
02:01That's right.
02:03Arzoo Fatima has got two votes.
02:05Goga is in the race right now.
02:06Arzoo Fatima, you are out of the race.
02:09Azeem Vicky.
02:12One, two, three.
02:14You have got three votes.
02:16Goga is also in the race.
02:17You are out of the race.
02:18Please vote for Malaika.
02:21This is unfair.
02:24One vote.
02:24Such a good game.
02:25Two votes.
02:27Okay.
02:28Malaika, you are out of the race.
02:29Amanat.
02:33You have got two votes.
02:34Amanat, you are also out of the race.
02:36Amanat had two votes.
02:37How much recounting will you do?
02:40You also vote for Charlie.
02:43I don't understand.
02:45Okay, you give this task to someone.
02:46You won't take a bath in the swimming pool all day.
02:48You can't come out.
02:49Give this task to someone.
02:50You won't take a bath in the swimming pool all day.
02:53You can't come out.
02:55Okay, sir.
02:55You can't take a bath in the swimming pool all day.
02:59You can't come out.
03:05Okay, you are also out of the race.
03:06So far, Goga Pasuri has got four votes in the race.
03:10Now, I will present your name.
03:13Abid.
03:14Please vote for Abid.
03:16One, two, three, four.
03:19Wow, one, two, three, four.
03:20Abid, you are tied with four votes.
03:24You are in the race and Goga is tied with four votes.
03:27Next name is Agha Majid.
03:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
03:35Goga Pasuri and Abid Ali are out of the race.
03:38Agha Majid is in the mood to become the captain
03:40with seven votes.
03:43Indeed.
03:44Please vote for Salim Al-Baila.
03:47One, two, three, four, five, six.
03:50Six.
03:52Six votes.
03:53Okay, Salim, you are also out of the race.
03:56Please vote for the deceased.
03:58The one who has gone to the grave
04:00remains safe till the evening.
04:02This life is yours.
04:05Nothing can stop this life.
04:06I think the decision has been made.
04:08Yes.
04:08At this time, Agha Majid will be the captain.
04:14Well done.
04:14Congratulations, Mr. Agha.
04:17Mr. Agha, what is my duty?
04:20I like you more in the kitchen.
04:22Okay.
04:23I will assign the cleaning duty to Goga.
04:28Okay.
04:29Goga is a clean man.
04:30Okay.
04:31So, he will keep the environment clean.
04:34Mr. Agha, as a captain, I respect you.
04:37I am ready to do whatever duty you assign me.
04:41My work is not small or big.
04:43I don't have any friend in the world.
04:44I don't want to do this duty.
04:47I will eat the DCO's seat.
04:50In the next round, you will have to choose
04:54three smart people
04:55who have to be eliminated from the next segment.
04:58All three of them will be eliminated?
05:00Yes.
05:01What about the remaining two?
05:05I think Vicky is sitting here.
05:07He is sitting here because the cylinder has burst.
05:10I think Vicky is sitting here because the cylinder has burst.
05:14Mr. Agha, are these slices okay or should I make them smaller?
05:17Good.
05:18Wow.
05:19Mr. Agha, you are playing unfair.
05:21Why am I playing unfair?
05:22Why are you buttering them? Good.
05:24When you will bring your work in front of me like this..
05:27You didn't tell me.
05:28..I will appreciate everyone.
05:29Tell me that you are not a maid.
05:32You washed the utensils in the kitchen.
05:35My nails will get spoilt.
05:37My nails will get spoilt.
05:38Let her cut her nails.
05:39What am I doing here?
05:40What are we doing here?
05:41You didn't say anything about the nails.
05:42Then you are saying that you are buttering them.
05:44Mr. Agha, no matter what you do, Malaika won't wash the utensils.
05:47Will you wash the utensils?
05:48I will wash them once.
05:49Just once.
05:50Okay.
05:50You can wash the utensils only once.
05:52Okay, sir.
05:52Sorry.
05:53He opens the fridge like this and takes out something.
05:56I can't wash it.
05:57The person who will do anything other than eating..
05:59He will wash the utensils.
06:00He will wash the utensils.
06:00Okay.
06:01Okay, done.
06:01Okay, done.
06:02The food is done.
06:03Clothes.
06:04You will wash the clothes.
06:06Will I get tea?
06:07You will serve the food.
06:08Yes, you will get tea.
06:09Okay, now the time has come.
06:11Yes.
06:12I am giving you four minutes.
06:16And in these four minutes..
06:18Yes.
06:18You can discuss amongst yourselves in a loud voice.
06:22After that, I will have the voting done.
06:25I want three people who are smart viewers.
06:28They will comment through the comment box.
06:30Okay.
06:31And they will vote on the phone through our WhatsApp number.
06:36To eliminate anyone.
06:37So, three people will be nominated today.
06:39Your time starts now.
06:42Start.
07:04Yes, sir.
07:05One minute remains.
07:06One minute remains.
07:06Done.
07:07We are done.
07:08The captain will not be removed, he will be nominated by voting, but the captain has one power that the people who will be nominated will be four, and the captain can save one.
07:18He can save one.
07:19Yes.
07:20Okay.
07:21Yes, sir.
07:22So your time is up in four seconds, three, two, one.
07:27Time is up.
07:28Time is up.
07:29Now I would like to take the names one by one and you will tell whether he should be presented to the public for nomination or not.
07:36First of all, the deceased.
07:38Yes.
07:39Please vote for elimination.
07:42Two votes.
07:43Three votes.
07:44Four, five votes.
07:45Yes.
07:46Six votes.
07:47Six votes have been cast.
07:48Six votes have been cast to nominate the deceased.
07:52Please raise your hand for Abid Charlie.
07:56No, I mean, everyone has raised their hand.
07:59Yes, it's fine.
08:00Yes.
08:01Yes, for Amanat.
08:03One, two, three, four, five.
08:07Five votes have been cast.
08:09Six for you, nine for you, five for you.
08:13Goga Pasroori.
08:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
08:19Eight votes.
08:20Nine, eight and six.
08:23Yes.
08:24Malaika.
08:27One, two, three, four, four.
08:30Four.
08:31Malaika is not in the race.
08:32Azeem Vicky.
08:35There is no one against you.
08:37Okay, now we will vote against Arzu Fatima.
08:42One, two.
08:45I had a doubt earlier that Malaika had a lot of feelings for Arzu.
08:49She raised her hand for me as well.
08:50Didn't she?
08:51No, she didn't.
08:52She did.
08:53Yes, she did.
08:54Look, Malaika, your merit has increased.
08:57Don't argue.
08:58Don't argue.
08:59Arzu is not in the race.
09:00Arzu is not in the race.
09:01You are not in the race.
09:02No, that's why.
09:03No, no.
09:04Now four names have been finalised.
09:05One of them will not be in the next segment.
09:08No.
09:09First of all, the deceased.
09:11Abid Charlie.
09:13Amanat Ali.
09:14Goga.
09:15And Goga Pasroori.
09:16So, if the captain wants, he can save one this week.
09:20Sir, I think I should save the deceased.
09:24Wow.
09:27Congratulations.
09:31Thank you, captain.
09:32Save means save.
09:33Mr. Sameer, how?
09:34Mr. Sameer, how?
09:35If I had saved, you would have thought I had died.
09:38Now, the three names that we are presenting to the public
09:42are of Abid Charlie, Amanat Ali and Goga Pasroori.
09:45You will vote.
09:46The one who has more votes will be saved.
09:50And the one who gets the least votes will not be in the next segment.
09:55The one who gets the least votes will not be in the next segment.
09:58If two people have equal votes, both will be eliminated.
10:03Oh.
10:04So, I will play a game.
10:06And in that game, the one who loses will work for the whole week.
10:15Okay.
10:16The one who says less will work less.
10:19Okay?
10:20Okay.
10:45Okay.
10:50What will we play?
10:51The game that I will make you play.
10:53Arzu, well done.
10:54Arzu, Arzu.
10:55Very good.
10:56Come, Arzu.
10:57Go.
10:58And the one who wins will work for the whole week.
11:03Oh, yes.
11:04Wow.
11:05So, he won't do anything.
11:06He won't do anything.
11:07And the one who loses will work for the whole week.
11:11He won't argue with anyone.
11:13He won't answer anyone.
11:15So, he will be muted.
11:16Mute.
11:17Mute.
11:18And the one who answers someone's question will be punished.
11:22Okay.
11:23Come.
11:24He is punishing me so harshly.
11:25I will vote for him.
11:26Let him do it.
11:27He made me do all the work.
11:28But I can't shut his mouth.
11:30Sir, I can guarantee that he won't answer.
11:33Come, sit.
11:34Come.
11:35Sit.
11:36What is this?
11:37Sit.
11:38Sit.
11:39What is this?
11:40Why are you so upset?
11:41I don't want to play with you.
11:42When will I play with you?
11:43I am very happy.
11:44By the way.
11:45Do you know what the game is?
11:46Yes.
11:47One.
11:48Two.
11:49Three.
11:50Go.
11:51The bird flew.
11:52The crow flew.
11:53The parrot flew.
11:54The peacock flew.
11:55The cow flew.
11:56It didn't fly.
11:57Now, it's your turn.
11:58The bird flew.
11:59The crow flew.
12:00The parrot flew.
12:01Which captain didn't take me for a bath?
12:03The shoe flew.
12:05Why?
12:06Why?
12:07Why?
12:08Why?
12:09Why?
12:10Why?
12:11Why?
12:12Why?
12:13Why?
12:14Why?
12:15Why?
12:16Why?
12:17Why?
12:18Why?
12:22Why?
12:23Why?
12:24Why?
12:25Why?
12:26Why did it stop?
12:27I don't know.
12:28Then, you can't say anything.
12:29Why?
12:30Why did it stop?
12:31The bird flew.
12:32The crow flew.
12:33The parrot flew.
12:34Why did the parrot flew?
12:35The pairing of birds has failed.
12:36Why?
12:37Why did the crow fly?
12:38Why did the parrot fly?
12:39It flew.
12:40It flew.
12:41It flew.
12:42Come over here.
12:43Come over here.
12:44Tell her.
12:45Look, use one hand.
12:46Okay, let's do one.
12:48No, no, it's not one.
12:49What do you mean?
12:51It's two, remember.
12:52It's not one.
12:53It's not one.
12:54This time, I gave you a chance.
12:57Come, my child.
12:58What are you doing?
12:59What are you doing?
13:00What are you doing?
13:01Go away.
13:02I swear.
13:03Where is your child?
13:04Oh, I got it.
13:05I got it.
13:06I got two points.
13:07So, I shouldn't get any prize for this?
13:09What prize will you get?
13:10Your prize is this.
13:11You can't speak now.
13:13You are mute.
13:14See, I told you.
13:17Mute, mute.
13:18Your prize is that you are mute now.
13:23And you don't have to go to the kitchen now.
13:25You don't have to do anything.
13:26Yeah.
13:29Now, the next activity we are going to do is arm wrestling.
13:32First of all, Salim Alwaila and Goga Pasuri.
13:36Wow.
13:39Dad, you look like a thief.
13:41Come on.
13:42Come on.
13:43Come here.
13:44Okay.
13:45This one.
13:46Come back.
13:47Okay, the rules are that if you want to hold something with the other hand, you can hold it.
13:53You can hold it.
13:54Put your hand in your hand.
13:56You have to press it when I say cue.
13:58Okay.
13:59One, two, three, cue.
14:00Wow.
14:01Well done, Salim.
14:02Well done.
14:04Okay.
14:06Goga, you stay there.
14:07Wow, wow.
14:08Check the reporters.
14:09They are competing with me.
14:11You come here.
14:12I think Marhum is coming now.
14:13And Marhum will win.
14:14Marhum.
14:16I think Marhum will win.
14:17Marhum will win.
14:18I have never won in my life.
14:19No, sir. Goga will win.
14:20Goga will win.
14:21Vicky.
14:22Vicky.
14:23Vicky.
14:26One, two, three, cue.
14:27Marhum.
14:28Goga will win.
14:29Marhum.
14:30Marhum.
14:31Marhum.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:33Oh, my God.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35Marhum.
14:36Marhum.
14:37Marhum.
14:38Marhum.
14:39Marhum.
14:40You did it, Marhum.
14:41Marhum.
14:42Marhum.
14:43You did it.
14:44Welcome.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Marhum.
14:48Marhum.
14:49Marhum.
14:50Marhum.
14:51Hey.
14:52Hey.
14:53Why are you making noise?
14:54Marhum.
14:55Marhum.
14:56You did it.
14:57You did it.
14:58Marhum.
14:59Marhum, you can do it.
15:00Come on.
15:01Marhum.
15:02Pull towards you.
15:03Sir, what are you doing?
15:04Pull towards you.
15:05Move it in that direction.
15:06Sir, what are you doing?
15:07Move it in that direction.
15:08Pull it towards you.
15:09Yes, sir.
15:10Now, bring it down.
15:11Yes, sir.
15:12Now, bring your shoulder down.
15:13Bring your shoulder down.
15:14Shoulder?
15:15Yes, bring it down like this.
15:16Yes!
15:17Come on!
15:19Come on!
15:20Come on!
15:21Come on!
15:22Bring your shoulder down.
15:23Yes!
15:24No, no, no.
15:25No, no, no.
15:25No, no, no.
15:27Okay, okay.
15:28Okay, okay.
15:29I don't know what you did.
15:31He is crazy.
15:32No, no, no.
15:32You had to bring it down.
15:34That was the power.
15:35Yes.
15:36Now, you are crazy.
15:36Yes!
15:39Now, between Mr. Agha Majid and Mr. Maroom,
15:42a grand final round.
15:44Yes!
15:46Where is my father?
15:49Mr. Agha, let's hear it.
15:51Agha! Agha! Agha!
15:53One, two, three, go!
15:56Mr. Shabba Maroom!
15:58Mr. Agha, come on!
15:59Mr. Agha, come on!
16:00Mr. Agha, come on!
16:01You are making me so red.
16:04I don't want to eat.
16:05Mr. Agha, come on!
16:06Mr. Maroom, you are doing a drama.
16:08No, no.
16:09Come on, Mr. Shabba Agha!
16:10Why are you so relaxed?
16:11Look, my hand has gone down a lot.
16:12Come on!
16:14Try getting your hand together with this hand.
16:17Try getting this hand with this hand.
16:18Mr. Agha!
16:20Mr. Agha!
16:21Mr. Agha!
16:22Mr. Agha!
16:23Mr. Agha!
16:24Mr. Agha!
16:25Mr. Agha!
16:26Mr. Agha!
16:27Mr. Agha!
16:28Mr. Agha!
16:30Wow!
16:31Wow!
16:32Brownie omelet.
16:33Omelet brownie.
16:34Oh, wow.
16:35There is no omelet.
16:36Sir, give me one omelette as well. I swear.
16:39No, no. Son, that's an omelette.
16:41Look, how quietly our two girls are eating our important content.
16:45Aren't they doing arm wrestling?
16:46Hey!
16:48Come on. Come on.
16:50Come on. Come on, Mr. Manav.
16:52Come here, Salim.
16:53There's a big difference between making an omelette and eating it.
16:55Absolutely.
16:55She broke his arm.
16:57She broke his arm.
16:59Okay.
17:00Come on, cut the conversation between you both.
17:03Come on, get ready.
17:04Come on.
17:05One, two, three, cue.
17:06Come on, sir.
17:08Come on, sir.
17:09Come on, sir.
17:10Come on, sir.
17:11Oh!
17:13What a joke.
17:14He has cheated with Malaika.
17:16Cheating.
17:17Loser is always a loser.
17:20He will never make a joke again.
17:21Okay, what will Malaika say?
17:23He has put more pressure than Arjun.
17:25Okay, I didn't expect
17:27that all of you will play so well.
17:30You played very well.
17:31A round of applause for you.
17:32Oh!
17:35Do you want to challenge someone?
17:37Who should I challenge to play with you?
17:39Yes.
17:40You tell me.
17:41The one who loses will be punished.
17:43He will lose if he loses.
17:44Yes.
17:45Where is the bat?
17:46He will sit and take it out.
17:47There are 25 bats.
17:48Sir, it's been a year since I lost.
17:49Where will I sit and play?
17:51Come on.
17:52Both of you ladies, come here.
17:54Come.
17:55Come.
17:56Is the challenge over, sir?
17:57Yes, it's a challenge.
17:58Challenge fight.
17:59Come on, come on.
18:00Give some space to the lady.
18:03Come on.
18:05I think Charlie will say something
18:07when he is half awake.
18:09Leave my bat.
18:12Okay, listen to me, Charlie.
18:13Yes, boss.
18:14When I say, cue.
18:15Then.
18:15One, two, three, cue.
18:17Hey, Shabba.
18:18Shabba.
18:19Shabba.
18:19Oh, good boy.
18:20Shoulder, shoulder.
18:21Shoulder.
18:22Shoulder, shoulder.
18:23Shoulder, shoulder.
18:24Shoulder, shoulder.
18:25Charlie, pick it up.
18:26Shoulder.
18:27Oh, Shabba.
18:30Shabba.
18:31I will tie at ten.
18:32One.
18:33Two.
18:34Good.
18:34Three.
18:35Four.
18:36Five.
18:37Six.
18:39Seven.
18:40Eight.
18:41Nine.
18:42Ten.
18:42Wow.
18:47Is it done?
18:48Yes.
18:48Both of you sit together.
18:51One, two, three, cue.
18:52Everyone will count.
18:53Cue.
18:54One.
18:55Two.
18:56Three.
18:58Four.
18:59Five.
19:00Six.
19:02Seven.
19:03Eight.
19:04Nine.
19:06Ten.
19:06Hey, buddy.
19:08I will tell you.
19:10Actually, this is not a batting code.
19:12Mr. Salim, come here.
19:13Come here.
19:14Gugga, you also come.
19:16The problem has come.
19:17Just a second.
19:18Come, buddy.
19:19You also come.
19:19Come.
19:19You also come, Manat.
19:20Big boss is asking you to come.
19:22He has come.
19:22We have come to know.
19:24You also come.
19:24Ardhu, you also come.
19:25Now, on National TV, we want to teach people
19:28how to bat.
19:30Show us.
19:31Because when we get old,
19:35our knees start to become weak.
19:38You must have seen many people
19:39who get new knees installed.
19:41Yes.
19:41Okay?
19:42All the people who will bat,
19:43you have to see your knees.
19:45Don't go ahead of your feet.
19:46Go back and then straight.
19:49Okay?
19:49Okay.
19:50When I say cue, you will start.
19:53Okay?
19:53Okay, sir.
19:54And when you will bat, I will tell you how many you have to bat.
19:56One, two, three, cue.
20:00This one.
20:01Nazeem.
20:02Nazeem.
20:03Salim's knees are ahead.
20:05No.
20:06Because I have long knees.
20:07Keep batting.
20:08I said, I will tell you how many you have to bat.
20:10No.
20:11Very good. Keep batting.
20:12You have to bat 1000.
20:13Hey!
20:17Bakht, don't go anywhere for a short break.
20:19We will meet after the break.
20:20Absolutely.
20:20That's why I think that you should give your husband
20:23so much leverage.
20:25It might be right or wrong.
20:28The day you stop testing him,
20:31he will get the best result.
20:33Wow! Absolutely right.
20:34But that's not possible.
20:36No, aunty.
20:37I was testing you.
20:39What?
20:50Welcome back, viewers.
20:51We have a couple with us during the break.
20:53They are a bit shy and upset with each other.
20:56They want our advice.
20:58They have come to me.
20:59They want me to resolve their issues.
21:02Actually, husband and wife should resolve their issues.
21:06They shouldn't open the window.
21:08But they have come despite that.
21:10Sir, you know what?
21:11I don't know what the problem is.
21:12I have never refused anything from my wife and mother.
21:15That's very good.
21:17You have kept a good balance.
21:18Didn't I tell you to get me cold coffee the day before yesterday?
21:21I got it at that time.
21:23Yes! Yes!
21:25What's wrong in that?
21:26You asked me to get you cold coffee and I got it.
21:28He didn't realise that I don't like cold coffee
21:31in the last 10 years.
21:33Then why did you refuse?
21:34I was testing him.
21:36Sir, I didn't know that you were testing me.
21:38I just left quietly.
21:40Mom asked me to get curd.
21:42I told her to get curd.
21:43I got cold coffee.
21:44Did you have a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
21:46We had a love marriage.
21:48He knew everything before marriage.
21:49How did you have a love marriage?
21:51His parents came to my house with a proposal.
21:54I see.
21:55When they came, I saw him secretly from the terrace.
21:58We met and we fell in love.
22:00This is an arranged marriage.
22:02I was testing him.
22:04She is also testing.
22:06Sir, you should have told me that you were testing me.
22:08I was just playing with you.
22:09I asked him to get me a chicken curry suit last month.
22:13He got it within two hours.
22:16He didn't know that I don't like chicken curry.
22:19I don't like it.
22:21Where did you get mutton curry from?
22:23He doesn't know that I was testing him.
22:26Oh, God!
22:27Sister, please get me some mutton curry.
22:28You have been fighting with Tanveer for so long.
22:29I have understood everything.
22:30Get a divorce.
22:33What is the use of getting a divorce
22:34when you are testing me?
22:35You have thrown sweets at me.
22:38Tell me.
22:39Are there fights in good marriages?
22:42Yes, there are.
22:43Oh, God! I am ruined.
22:45I am ruined.
22:46Why?
22:47He didn't fight with me even today.
22:48Should I operate on his stomach for us?
22:51It is a good thing that your husband doesn't fight with you.
22:55Wives, those relations are not strong
22:57and they don't fight.
22:59Look, they fought.
23:00They are such strong relations.
23:02Yes.
23:03But we don't have such strong relations in India.
23:06Last week, I told him that I am going to stay with my mother.
23:08My mother is not well.
23:10Oh, okay.
23:10I told him that aunty is not well.
23:12I will also come with you.
23:13I took him to aunty's house immediately.
23:15She was absolutely fine.
23:17Why did you say that?
23:18I was testing him.
23:20Sister-in-law, give him to us for four days.
23:23We will test him.
23:25You have been testing him for the last ten years.
23:27No.
23:29Sister-in-law, she has given him a guarantee.
23:33Sister-in-law, there is no reason to be upset.
23:35We were just testing him.
23:36He is not dead yet.
23:37Keep testing him.
23:38Listen to me.
23:39Yes.
23:40I still have to fight with you.
23:42Then fight.
23:43Oh, God! I am ruined.
23:45What happened?
23:45He fought. He fought.
23:46Look, he fought.
23:47Yes, don't fight.
23:48You don't fight.
23:49Look, he didn't fight.
23:50He didn't fight.
23:51I was just testing him.
23:52By the way, sister-in-law,
23:54you are very ungrateful.
23:56Why are you testing him?
23:58Because testing increases love.
24:01No, it doesn't.
24:02It does, Mr. Arun.
24:03Don't test him.
24:05No one is yours to test.
24:06Yes.
24:07Whom should I not test?
24:08Your husband.
24:09If I don't test him, how will I test him?
24:11What will you do by testing him?
24:13When will you get the result?
24:14We have made a laboratory out of so many chemicals.
24:18Sister-in-law, get a spinner.
24:19Then you can test him.
24:22Brother, do as she says.
24:24Sir, I will do as she says.
24:28He is ready to listen to everything.
24:30He doesn't fight with me.
24:31Oh, no.
24:32Fight a little.
24:33Don't you feel ashamed?
24:34You keep testing me.
24:36Will you fight with me or not?
24:39She is crying.
24:39Don't do it.
24:40Okay, ma'am.
24:41Don't do it on national TV.
24:42Sorry. Sorry.
24:43I beg your pardon.
24:45Please forgive me.
24:45I will never fight with you again.
24:47He is apologising.
24:48I was testing him.
24:50Oh, no.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:52If you had not shot him, he would have survived.
24:54He is standing here. I was testing him.
24:58What kind of an item are you?
25:00I told him to leave his job
25:02and take me out for a week.
25:04I took him immediately.
25:06But I was testing him.
25:08He has lost his job.
25:11Okay, listen to me.
25:12I request you.
25:14Show him to a psychiatrist.
25:16Who?
25:16You.
25:18I don't have any problem.
25:19No, him.
25:20Okay, she will take me to a psychiatrist.
25:23You get him tested.
25:24But he is absolutely fine.
25:26Still, you..
25:27He is testing me again.
25:33Doctor, there have been divorces for such reasons.
25:36You were telling me something today.
25:38What was that incident?
25:40In 2019, in Sharjah,
25:42the wife asked for a divorce
25:44on the pretext that her husband doesn't fight with her.
25:47Yes, that has happened.
25:48It has happened, right?
25:49Yes, she said that he never fights with her.
25:51My life is boring.
25:52I remembered an incident in China.
25:54A man brought a parrot in his house.
25:58A talking parrot.
26:00He didn't go to work.
26:02His wife was working.
26:04When his wife came home,
26:06the parrot used to say what it heard.
26:08The parrot started saying, I love you.
26:10Or divorce.
26:11Divorce.
26:12I love you or divorce.
26:14The parrot started saying this every day.
26:17The wife thought that
26:19we don't say I love you at home.
26:22It's not a matter of divorce.
26:25He is definitely cheating on me.
26:27A woman comes to me
26:29and says that she will divorce me.
26:31And I love you.
26:33She got him married.
26:35She found out that he was really cheating on her.
26:37She got divorced because of the parrot.
26:38Oh, the parrot is eating your food.
26:40And the parrot is making noise.
26:43He loves to eat ghee.
26:45I put oil in the pan instead of ghee.
26:48What happened? What did he do?
26:50Oh, God!
26:51He ate it.
26:53He ate it happily.
26:54Oh, my God!
26:56He didn't even know the difference.
26:58He didn't know that I was testing him.
27:00Oh, God!
27:01Who is this woman?
27:02How many times did you test him?
27:06One night before going to sleep, he said
27:09that he is having a problem with digestion.
27:10And he asked me to add spaghetti to the water.
27:13I added sugar instead of water.
27:15And he drank it happily.
27:17Why?
27:18So, he scolded me.
27:19Why did he scold you?
27:20Sir, I thought that she was testing me.
27:22I wasn't testing you.
27:26Okay, in this regard,
27:27our dear friend, Mr. Khalid Masood
27:29has a very beautiful couplet.
27:30What is it?
27:31That a wife is a business
27:34that cannot be run.
27:35Wow!
27:37A wife is a business
27:39that cannot be run.
27:41She can fight for what she was happy with yesterday.
27:45Wow!
27:47One more thing.
27:48When a woman says to you
27:50that with all due respect,
27:52you should understand that she doesn't have any respect for you.
27:57And when she says that you can do as you wish,
28:00it means that you don't want to do it.
28:01You don't want to do it.
28:02You don't want to do it.
28:02Our wedding anniversary is on 1st April.
28:05Okay.
28:06He gave me a gift on 1st April.
28:07I told him that it's not today, it's tomorrow.
28:09Yes.
28:10He agreed.
28:11Sir, I told him that it's on 1st April.
28:12But he didn't remember.
28:13Why should I show him my heart?
28:14You shouldn't have said that.
28:16You didn't remember.
28:17Sir, I remembered.
28:18I brought the gift.
28:19He didn't know that I was testing him.
28:22Wow!
28:23Okay, I'll do one thing.
28:24Both of you should stay away from each other for some time.
28:28Do you accept this?
28:29I suggest that you go to your mother's house.
28:31Yes.
28:32You go to your own house.
28:33Yes.
28:33And don't talk to each other for some time.
28:35And stay away from each other.
28:37So, as you say, I'm ready.
28:39I accept it if you accept it.
28:41Okay.
28:41And I was testing both of you.
28:43What?
28:48What do you think?
28:48What should I do?
28:50I think that you should make a limit in your house.
28:54That you won't let anyone take your leverage.
28:58Okay.
28:59And learn a lesson from your life.
29:01What?
29:01Don't test anyone.
29:03The reason behind it is that every person makes mistakes.
29:06There are good and bad.
29:08And many daughters are sitting at home
29:12because their parents are so mean.
29:16Tell me about a family
29:18whose report is very detailed.
29:22And nothing goes wrong.
29:23Everybody has a certain kind of skeleton in their closet.
29:27So, there are good and bad.
29:29People are filled with mistakes.
29:30Absolutely.
29:31There is no angel.
29:32Absolutely.
29:32So, I think that you should give your husband so much leverage
29:37that he might be right or wrong.
29:40The day you stop testing him,
29:43he will get the best result.
29:45Wow! Absolutely.
29:46But that's not possible.
29:48No, aunty.
29:49I was testing you.
29:50What?
29:55Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
29:57I'll see you after the break.
29:58I didn't even hit you.
30:02This is it.
30:04Wow!
30:05Wow!
30:07You have to hit it so hard.
30:08I'll hit it so hard
30:11that you won't even be able to hit the car.
30:12Wow!
30:13Come here.
30:14Come here.
30:16Salim, well done.
30:23Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
30:25Now we'll play a great buzzer game.
30:27Wow!
30:30Wow!
30:30Wow!
30:33So, today,
30:35the three people who will play with us
30:41are right in front of you.
30:43First of all, I would like to request Mr. Agha Majid
30:47to see who he will play with.
30:50Please put your hands up.
30:54Come on.
30:58We have a fan.
31:00Wow!
31:01Wow!
31:02Greetings.
31:02Greetings.
31:03How are you?
31:04I'm fine.
31:05What's your name?
31:05Abdul Rahim.
31:06That's a lovely name.
31:07What do you do?
31:08I work.
31:10What do you do?
31:11I work with cars.
31:12Mr. Salim Al-Bela, please.
31:14Yes.
31:14Put your hands up.
31:16Who will play with Salim Al-Bela?
31:17The one who's sitting there.
31:19He's very strong.
31:19Wow!
31:21He's here.
31:22He's here.
31:25I'm sure he'll be strong.
31:27Greetings.
31:28Greetings.
31:29Greetings.
31:30What's your name?
31:31Mohammad Sabir.
31:32Sabir, where are you from?
31:33From Lahore.
31:34Go and drown yourself.
31:37That's not possible.
31:38Tubes don't drown.
31:42Okay, good luck to you.
31:44Next.
31:48Let's see who will play with Goga Majboori.
31:51Please put your hands up.
31:54Come on.
31:54You come.
31:56Wow!
31:57Very good.
31:58Finally.
32:03Greetings.
32:04Greetings.
32:05What's your name?
32:05Umar Farooq.
32:06Umar Farooq.
32:07Umar Farooq, what do you do?
32:09I study.
32:10Let's start with an easy question so that everyone can relax.
32:13Yes.
32:14Okay.
32:14Put your hands on the buzzers.
32:16The first question is coming to you.
32:17The question is,
32:19which of these two will be heavier?
32:22One kilo of iron or 1000 grams of cotton?
32:27Mr. Saleem.
32:28Yes, sir.
32:29Yes.
32:30Iron.
32:34Wrong answer.
32:35Wrong answer.
32:36On the second number.
32:37Yes, Mr. Agha.
32:38Cotton.
32:39You knew it.
32:40You said iron.
32:41So it must be cotton.
32:41It's confirmed.
32:42But tell us how.
32:43We will know how he answered.
32:46How will cotton be heavier than iron?
32:48Because the weight of iron is less.
32:51And cotton is heavier.
32:52That's why cotton will be heavier.
32:54Why? Should I give a point?
32:55Because it's wrong.
32:56No, sir.
32:56You are making a mistake.
32:57Let's give him an option.
33:00Do you have an answer?
33:01No, sir.
33:03It's just cotton.
33:06No, sir.
33:07No.
33:07One second.
33:08Do you have a reason?
33:10They are equal.
33:11How?
33:12Cotton will be heavier than iron.
33:15But the weight is equal to a kilo.
33:17So cotton is wrong.
33:18Iron is also wrong.
33:20The answer is...
33:21They are equal.
33:22Yes.
33:23So he said cotton.
33:24I made a mistake.
33:25I will give him a point.
33:27Kota! Kota!
33:29Kota! Kota!
33:31Kota!
33:32Kota!
33:33He will get a point.
33:34It's a point.
33:35No, that's not true.
33:35He said they are equal.
33:37We don't play this.
33:38I didn't say cotton.
33:38We did not say cotton.
33:40It's possible.
33:40He is a government fool.
33:42Look at him.
33:43The question is very easy.
33:45Naveed is Akram's son.
33:48So what does Akram Naveed's father have?
33:5010, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
34:03Mr. Aadhaar, please repeat.
34:07This is my right.
34:09Mr. Aadhaar, I have grown up with him since childhood.
34:12Okay, Naveed is Akram's son.
34:15I grew up with him since childhood.
34:16When he was born, he was like, I didn't grow up like this.
34:20When he was born, he was like, I grew up like this.
34:28Naveed is Akram's son.
34:30What is Akram Naveed's father?
34:32Grandson.
34:33Wrong answer.
34:35I am not looking at you.
34:38Come on, tell me.
34:40It must be a son.
34:41Oh, man.
34:42Oh, God.
34:43This is such an easy question.
34:45This is such an easy question.
34:47This much.
34:48I will give you two points.
34:50First, Naveed.
34:51And if any of you can answer, two points.
34:53Sir, ask us too.
34:55No, no.
34:56Three points.
34:57Akram is Naveed's son.
34:59Naveed is Akram's son.
35:02Okay, buzzer buzzer.
35:05It must be his father.
35:06Oh, man.
35:07Wrong answer.
35:08Naveed.
35:09Okay, I will give you a hint.
35:10Keep your hand on the buzzer.
35:11It's a question of three points, Mr. Aadhaar.
35:14You have to buzzer on the hint as well.
35:18This is not a penalty.
35:19Penalty.
35:20Penalty.
35:21It will be fair.
35:22It will be fair.
35:23It will be fair, sir.
35:24It will be fair.
35:25You will sit like Umrao Jaan Nanda.
35:29Yes.
35:30And after sitting, you will shake your hair and say,
35:33I didn't even fart in front of Tabbar De Tabbar Vad.
35:37Yes.
35:39Yes.
35:40Wow.
35:41Wow.
35:42Wow.
35:43I didn't even fart in front of Tabbar De Tabbar Khajwa.
35:48Come on.
35:49Come on.
35:50Salim, you are great.
35:52The answer to this is something that you get after you are born.
36:01Mr. Salim.
36:03What did you get after you are born?
36:05Congratulations, you have a son.
36:07Did you have a son after you were born?
36:10Yes, Mr. Aadhaar.
36:11When you were born, what was the first thing you were given?
36:14Taunts.
36:18What was the first thing you were given?
36:19Taunts?
36:20No.
36:21Before that or after that?
36:23You gave the wrong answer.
36:25Yes, I gave the wrong answer.
36:26Child.
36:27Oh no, he has gone mad.
36:28Goga, you were given a child as soon as you were born?
36:30Yes.
36:36I will give you one more hint.
36:37Naveed is Akram's son.
36:40So what is Akram, Naveed's father?
36:44His name.
36:45His name.
36:46His name.
36:49What is the English word for this?
36:56Come on.
36:57This won't happen.
36:58This won't happen.
36:59If I win, I won't do it.
37:02You will dare.
37:03Come on.
37:04You have to file an FIR for your fight.
37:07And you can only say three words.
37:10Wow.
37:11Khushi, Meri, Kadon.
37:13You can't say the fourth word.
37:15You also come forward.
37:17You are a police officer.
37:18Mr. Salim, you also come forward.
37:20You have a fight.
37:21File an FIR.
37:22Khushi.
37:25Meri.
37:28Kadon.
37:31What did you understand?
37:32No, sir.
37:33He is more of a dancer.
37:40Get him to dance.
37:42Okay.
37:43The question is coming again.
37:44Put your hands on your shoulders.
37:45What is the English word that starts with O but ends with B?
37:52Yes, Mr. Salim.
37:54Five.
37:56Four.
37:57Three.
37:58Two.
37:59One.
38:00Okay.
38:03Isn't this how you teach in school?
38:09Okay. Five.
38:10Four.
38:11Three.
38:12Two.
38:13One.
38:14Mr. Agha.
38:15What is it?
38:18One.
38:19One.
38:20Correct.
38:23Very good.
38:24What is it that exists in humans as well as in shoes?
38:29Mr. Agha.
38:31It exists in humans as well as in shoes.
38:34You should wear it.
38:38You are not helping me at all.
38:41I feel like I have come to play and you have come to pinch me.
38:49Mr. Salim.
38:50It is a shoe.
38:51It exists in humans as well as in shoes.
38:53Very good.
38:56Very good.
39:00Now I am going to ask a riddle.
39:02Daughter, go to the market.
39:04Father is the watchman of the house.
39:06Mr. Agha.
39:11You are advising me in such a way that my elder uncle...
39:16Son, do you know what this is?
39:18He is asking for your blessings.
39:23What will it be?
39:25Lock and key.
39:26Lock and key.
39:31Mr. Agha, we don't have time.
39:33You ask questions today.
39:34We will take bath on Tuesday.
39:37Next question.
39:44Yes, Mr. Salim.
39:45Voice.
39:46Voice.
39:50It is equal.
39:51It is equal.
40:00Mr. Salim.
40:01Yes, Mr. Salim.
40:04So, Mr. Prakash.
40:05His one-time food...
40:07Yes.
40:08There are many things in a plate.
40:09Rice, lentils, bread.
40:11Yes, Mr. Agha.
40:12Yes, Mr. Agha.
40:16Mr. Agha.
40:17People of India...
40:22...eat more than us.
40:24They don't eat more than you.
40:25They eat less.
40:27Do they even feel ashamed?
40:32Goga, I will take your question now.
40:33We eat more than you.
40:35We eat more than you.
40:40You eat more than me.
40:41You eat more than me.
40:42You eat more than me.
40:43You eat more than me.
40:44Goga.
40:45Goga.
40:46Goga.
40:47Goga.
40:48Goga.
40:49Okay, I have bought gifts for Mr. Umer.
40:51Congratulations, you have lost.
40:55Goga, for a small cup...
40:58...he has defeated his coach and...
40:59The way you defeated him and lost your career.
41:04Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
41:06You can get Jai's voice anywhere after the break.
41:07There is a small question.
41:10Wow.
41:11There is a small question.
41:12Wow.
41:13There is a small question.
41:15How did this happen?
41:16Wow.
41:17How did this country's condition become like this?
41:21Wow. Wow. Wow.
41:23Very good.
41:24Very good.
41:29Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
41:33Yes, Irza type Malaika.
41:36I am Malaika, not Irza.
41:38Yes, Malaika.
41:39A very lovely audience is waiting for us.
41:42So, let's go and talk to them.
41:44Yes, come.
41:45I will recite a poem on Malaika's eyes.
41:47Wow.
41:50I am madly in love with her eyes.
41:52I don't know how she looks in the mirror.
41:55Oh, yes.
41:56Wow.
41:57Oh, come on, Kavya.
41:59Wow.
42:00Next. Next. Next.
42:01I would like to dedicate a song for Ma'am Arzu.
42:04Yes.
42:57Wow.
42:58Wow.
42:59Very good.
43:00Very good.
43:04Sir, I am missing Arzu a lot.
43:06Don't worry.
43:08They both will not give money to each other.
43:10Okay, Arzu, what an apt song for you.
43:13Very good.
43:14Very good.
43:15Thank you very much.
43:15Yes, dear.
43:16I would like to recite a poem for Goghe.
43:18Oh.
43:19Oh.
43:20I would like to recite a poem for Goghe.
43:23Oh.
43:24I would like to recite a poem for Goghe.
43:26Oh.
43:27Oh.
43:28Oh.
43:29Wow, Goghe.
43:31Give him some cash.
43:33He was reciting a poem.
43:34I have a heart but I don't get luck.
43:36I want to build a Taj Mahal but I don't get Mumtaz.
43:39Oh.
43:40I have a heart but I don't get luck.
43:42I got Mumtaz but she doesn't get married.
43:45Wow.
43:46Dear, what do you want to do with his demand?
43:47Dear, he told you to recite a poem.
43:49Poem?
43:50It's a mistake.
43:51It's his fault.
43:52It's not my fault.
43:53He is saying that he wants to get married.
43:55Mumtaz is not agreeing.
43:56He has brought the matter to you.
43:57Tell him what he has to do.
43:58What do I have to do with this matter?
44:01I would like to recite a poem for Malaika.
44:04Go ahead.
44:04Why? What is your problem?
44:06I am in his glory.
44:08I am feeling good today.
44:09Wait and watch how I feel.
44:11I am a snake that eats tamarind.
44:15The poem goes like this.
44:16Yes.
44:16I have a heart but I don't get luck.
44:20I have a heart but I don't get luck.
44:24Your children shouldn't call me uncle next time.
44:26Wow.
44:29Doctor, what will you recite today?
44:31I will recite a poem.
44:33There is a small question.
44:36Wow.
44:37There is a small question.
44:38Wow.
44:39There is a small question.
44:41How did this happen?
44:42Wow.
44:43The condition of this country.
44:45How did this happen?
44:47Wow.
44:49Very good.
44:51How did this happen?
44:54And that friend of yours
44:57calls me too.
44:59Wow.
45:02Wow.
45:04And you went to advise the sand.
45:07Yes.
45:08You went to advise the sand.
45:12It is a bad move.
45:13Wow.
45:16Very good.
45:19Very good.
45:21Very good.
45:23Very good.
45:24You went to advise the sand.
45:26You went to advise the sand.
45:28Very good.
45:29You went to advise the sand.
45:33It is a bad move.
45:35How did this happen?
45:37And the angel listens.
45:39Yes.
45:40It is your birthday.
45:42The 21st.
45:43To me.
45:44Yes.
45:44It is your birthday.
45:47The 21st.
45:48To me.
45:48It is the 21st year.
45:50Wow.
45:52Wow.
45:55You had such thick hair before marriage.
45:58Suddenly the hair fall.
46:00Wow.
46:01How did this happen?
46:03Tell us.
46:04Tell us.
46:05You love the sand.
46:06Very good.
46:08You loved it.
46:09Then what did you get?
46:11Why is your cheek red?
46:13Wow.
46:14How did this happen?
46:15Wow.
46:18Arishti or the girls' colleges.
46:21The boys' cheeks are red.
46:23How did this happen?
46:25Wow.
46:27And the angel is sitting there.
46:28Let's see one more poem.
46:30Yes.
46:31The face is different.
46:32The feet are different.
46:34Why?
46:34What is the magic of the cream?
46:36How did this happen?
46:38Wow.
46:38I was not with my wife.
46:41Then.
46:42Then.
46:42The hair of all sizes.
46:44Wow.
46:46Wow.
46:48Very good.
46:49Very good.
46:50Very good.
46:53Viewers, this was today's show.
46:54We will meet you in the next show.
46:56Take care.
46:57Goodbye.