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00:00Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Meri Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, you must have seen in life that when a person is arguing with a fool,
00:29it does not mean that a person is arguing with a fool.
00:35In fact, two fools are talking to each other.
00:38Whenever you think that you are arguing with a fool, you are a fool too.
00:43These are two fools who are arguing.
00:45What I mean to say is that, especially in Pakistan and overall in the whole world,
00:50whether you go from Pakistan to the East or the West,
00:55the situation is that the world is rapidly becoming bipolar.
01:00People are moving away from political, linguistic and other foundations.
01:06This is also the case in Pakistan.
01:08So, I want all of us to understand one thing.
01:11If we do that, we can stick to our guns.
01:15We can stick to our words and there will be no fight.
01:18How will this happen?
01:19If you are a wise person, you have knowledge and you are not a fool,
01:26then whenever there is a political debate,
01:29just open your point of view and state it and be silent.
01:34And secondly, when you state your point of view,
01:37then also state it and be silent.
01:39If you want to say anything more about it, say it.
01:42Otherwise, do not try to prove anything.
01:45There are only fights in this.
01:47There has never been a positive aspect out of any fight.
01:51Let's start today's show with this.
01:53Today, we will take you to the arena and see the condition of the wrestlers.
02:00What is happening in the arena these days in winters?
02:02Which oil should be used best in winters?
02:05What should be eaten?
02:06The most important thing in winters that can keep you healthy and active.
02:13What are the problems in winters?
02:16You get flu.
02:17You cough.
02:20The season is like this.
02:21The body aches.
02:22The energy runs out.
02:23You don't feel like getting out of the bed.
02:25All these things have a solution in one wisdom.
02:28And that solution is such that there is no better solution than that.
02:32And that is honey.
02:34And let me tell you something interesting.
02:36The nights of winters are so long.
02:38Winters are the season when your body is properly repaired.
02:41When you sleep.
02:43All the things that are damaged throughout the year are repaired in winters.
02:46So if you drink a spoonful of honey before going to sleep,
02:49then you will get a very good night's sleep.
02:52Mr. Roohan, we don't tie our apples with sticks.
02:55Yes, yes.
02:56I swear to God that when you get well,
03:00you will eat me again.
03:02Oh, oh, oh.
03:03Yes, yes.
03:04This is the same stick that I had used earlier.
03:09Mr. Roohan, a man's star has become a stick.
03:11Oh, oh, oh.
03:12He has made a mistake.
03:13Then?
03:14He has become a star for a month.
03:16For whom they say,
03:17Neem, Hakim, Khatra-e-Jaan.
03:19It's not that.
03:20We have a degree in medicine.
03:22And he said,
03:23you don't follow him.
03:29Mr. Khalifa,
03:30Hita, Dengue, Shobha are not coming from today.
03:32Believe me,
03:33they won't come.
03:34Wow.
03:35The old wrestling,
03:36I have fought with them.
03:37I will show you.
03:38Tell me, tell me.
03:39In India, wrestling is like this.
03:41Oh, okay.
03:42Oh, oh, oh.
03:44Is this wrestling?
03:45Oh, oh, oh.
03:46It was a storm.
03:47A storm.
03:48A storm.
03:51At least show us someone's body.
03:54He is a genuine wrestler.
03:55I mean,
03:56he is from China.
03:59Our Khalifa,
04:00he is a real wrestler.
04:01Yes.
04:02Okay.
04:03His hair, sir.
04:04Oh, oh, oh.
04:05Believe me,
04:06when I talk to him,
04:07I get goosebumps.
04:08He has stopped for two hours.
04:10Two hours?
04:11Yes.
04:12This is your Guinness Book of World Records.
04:14Records.
04:15What happened after two hours?
04:16Ma'am, Hita has gone for a run.
04:18Let's go.
04:24And he,
04:25he won't go home today.
04:27Why?
04:28You also don't want to go to Korea?
04:29Why?
04:30Today, I will introduce you to a celebrity.
04:32Who is a celebrity?
04:33Two glasses.
04:34A celebrity is coming.
04:35Who?
04:36Two glasses.
04:37A big star is coming.
04:38A big star is coming.
04:39Meera Jan?
04:40She is coming.
04:42She is making a film.
04:43Okay.
04:44What film is she making, Meera?
04:45Dangal Mein Mangal.
04:46She is making a new film.
04:47Dangal Mein Mangal.
04:50Come, come, come.
04:51You have reached.
04:52Give me the money.
04:54No, no.
04:55He is your wrestler.
04:56Greetings, Mr. Khalifa.
04:58Sit, sit, sit.
04:59Sit.
05:00Be careful.
05:01Be careful.
05:02Okay.
05:03He is the one.
05:04He is the one.
05:05Mr. Khalifa,
05:06your wrestler was very sad.
05:08He was saying,
05:09Ustad,
05:10leave the fool.
05:13He is calling me a fool.
05:16He starts screaming while having breakfast.
05:18Why?
05:19That he is missing the food.
05:20Oh.
05:21He starts screaming inside the bathroom.
05:24That he is missing the food.
05:26He is saying,
05:27that he did this 40 days ago.
05:31Mr. Karun,
05:32do you remember the arrangement of the food?
05:35Oh, oh.
05:36I have lost so many wrestling matches in this food.
05:41Tell me,
05:42how do you exercise in the food?
05:44I will show you.
05:45Do it, do it, do it.
05:47Come on, make me sit.
05:49Sorry.
05:51I don't think she is the one.
05:55She is saying,
05:56I don't think she is the one.
05:58Come on, make me sit.
05:59Okay.
06:00Poor girl,
06:01the whole day is spent like this.
06:02Oh, oh, oh.
06:03No, no.
06:06Mr. Karun.
06:07Yes.
06:08You have to count this.
06:09Yes, yes, I will count.
06:10Start.
06:11Don't be arrogant.
06:12Yes, yes, dear.
06:16How many are there?
06:17One.
06:18What?
06:19One.
06:22How many are there?
06:23Mr. Prabhan,
06:24one hundred.
06:27Brother, I am not able to sleep.
06:28I am sweating.
06:29Where is the tissue?
06:30I am sweating.
06:33You are not able to stand sweating.
06:35Then?
06:36You are not able to stand.
06:43How many days do you sit on the bed
06:45after sneezing or coughing?
06:46Sit.
06:47I have never even got up from the bed.
06:50Sir,
06:51make her do it.
06:52I will not do it.
06:53Take her home and make her conscious.
06:56I remembered, Mr. Khalifa.
06:58These are her medicines.
07:00Mr. Khalifa,
07:01make her drink water
07:02from the lemon leaves
07:03every 15 minutes.
07:04Oh, Lele.
07:06Lele.
07:07But we have so many leaves
07:08on our body
07:09that we have to do this.
07:12And after every half an hour
07:14you have to keep her tongue
07:15under the stick.
07:17Under the tongue.
07:18Why is the stick?
07:19Is her throat bad?
07:20No, no, no.
07:21Why do you have to keep it
07:22under the tongue?
07:23Why do you have to keep it
07:24under the tongue?
07:25He is very smart.
07:26He can do this.
07:32The stick is for the throat.
07:34Yes.
07:35Because the taste of her throat
07:36starts from here.
07:39After every half an hour
07:40you have to put turmeric
07:41in the milk
07:42and put it on her throat.
07:43Oh, Tamkata.
07:45What?
07:46No, we put turmeric
07:47in the milk and drink it.
07:49No, you have to put it
07:50on her throat.
07:51You have to put it on her throat.
07:52You have to put it on her throat.
07:57We have to put turmeric
07:58in the milk.
07:59And after putting it in the oil
08:01we have to burn her nose.
08:03What are you saying?
08:05Her nose gets stuck.
08:09Can we use a cotton bud?
08:10No, no, no.
08:11She has an allergy.
08:12She has an allergy
08:13because she is a vegetarian.
08:16Okay, after every 20 minutes
08:18we have to put a spoon of honey
08:20on her nose.
08:21We tie her up
08:23and put honey on her nose.
08:26You know,
08:27when we put it on her nose
08:29it gets stuck.
08:30It gets stuck on her nose
08:31and it gets stuck on her throat.
08:33She has an allergy.
08:34You have to make her drink it
08:35after every hour.
08:36What?
08:37She is healing her wounds
08:38from the inside.
08:40Brother, now it's your turn.
08:41You have to cure her.
08:42It's done.
08:43It's done.
08:44The things you are saying
08:46I don't know if she is drunk
08:47or not
08:48but I am going to drink it.
08:50Now tell me, sister.
08:51Yes.
08:52Let's go to our house.
08:53What?
08:54Go home quickly
08:55and get some hot water.
08:56Okay.
08:59Poor, poor old sister.
09:01Now tell me.
09:02Leave it.
09:03Leave it.
09:04Leave my tea.
09:05Before she gets drunk
09:06what will you do?
09:08You have given your thoughts
09:09to her, haven't you?
09:10What will you do?
09:11I tried so hard
09:12to tell her
09:13that I will think about her.
09:14Okay, fine.
09:15What happened?
09:16Don't go back yet.
09:17Wait.
09:18What happened?
09:19Bring the chair down.
09:20A little forward.
09:21One minute.
09:23Come here.
09:24Give it to me.
09:25I have been sitting here for three days.
09:30Greetings, brother.
09:31Greetings.
09:32Greetings.
09:33Brother, you have come from so far.
09:34Where did you get this palace from?
09:37I have heard about you.
09:38Tell me, what is this?
09:40Brother, give me the medicine.
09:41Here you go.
09:42You can have it
09:43if you want to.
09:44Okay, brother.
09:45You have become so sensible.
09:47I don't have any worries.
09:48God bless you.
09:49Here you go.
09:50Give me the medicine.
09:51Okay.
09:52Give me the medicine.
09:57Do you go out?
09:58No.
09:59Do you feel dizzy?
10:00No.
10:01Do you have a headache?
10:02No.
10:03Then why should I give you the medicine?
10:06Tell me, what is my problem?
10:08You don't even tell me
10:09what the problem is.
10:10What is the problem?
10:11What is the problem?
10:12Why don't you tell me?
10:13What is the problem?
10:14I will tell you the problem.
10:15Let me talk to you.
10:16Keep quiet.
10:17Tell me.
10:19I want the medicine.
10:24What do you want the medicine for?
10:25You have a headache.
10:26You have a headache in your throat.
10:27You have a headache in your body.
10:28What is the problem?
10:29Are you a doctor?
10:30No.
10:31Are you a physician?
10:32No.
10:33The doctors
10:34who visit me
10:35and ask me what the problem is
10:36with love
10:37I will tell them
10:38that they have cut my throat.
10:39Okay.
10:40I will give them a slap.
10:41No, don't get angry.
10:42He is right.
10:43What should he tell everyone?
10:45What should he tell?
10:46Can't a person tell like this?
10:47I am coming from the city.
10:48Yes.
10:49Okay.
10:50Will you tell anyone?
10:51No.
10:52Will you not take my name?
10:53Never.
10:54Believe me.
10:55Give me the medicine.
10:56Give me the medicine.
11:00Hey, you.
11:01Yes.
11:02Don't tease me like this.
11:03Give me the medicine.
11:04Don't play with me.
11:05Go away.
11:06Don't play with me.
11:07Go away.
11:08Don't touch me.
11:09Give me the medicine.
11:10Give me the medicine.
11:11Hey, uncle.
11:12Why are you hitting me?
11:13Mr. Khalifa.
11:14Yes.
11:15Don't hit me.
11:16It's time for my treatment.
11:25You have gone mad.
11:26You have gone mad.
11:27Why are you spoiling the person?
11:29Tell me.
11:30What is my problem?
11:31I have heard his name.
11:32Leave me.
11:33Does this person come to anyone?
11:34No.
11:35You have come to the right place.
11:36Mr. Khalifa.
11:37Before checking him
11:38I have brought him on the stand.
11:39Look at him.
11:42Look.
11:43You have taken the wrong way.
11:44Yes.
11:45Okay.
11:46Rs. 5000.
11:47Rs. 10,000.
11:48I want Rs. 50,000.
11:49Okay.
11:50I will give you.
11:51Okay.
11:52Give me the medicine.
11:55Keep it here.
11:57I haven't opened the box yet.
12:03Tell me the truth.
12:05What do you want?
12:06My body is aching.
12:08I can hear a lot of noise.
12:10Will you give me the medicine?
12:12Oh.
12:14Tell me.
12:15What do you want?
12:16Uncle.
12:17Yes.
12:18Give him the medicine.
12:20Okay.
12:21Come.
12:22No.
12:23Don't sit on me.
12:27Come.
12:28Come here.
12:29Will you give me the medicine?
12:30Yes.
12:31Give him the medicine.
12:32Give him the medicine.
12:33Give him the medicine.
12:34Give him the medicine.
12:35I will give you the medicine.
12:36Will you give me the medicine?
12:37Give me the medicine.
12:38Come here.
12:39Come here.
12:40Come here.
12:41Fear God.
12:42He will see you in the forest.
12:46I can hear your voice.
12:47What are you doing?
12:48He is giving me the medicine.
12:49He will stay here for three months.
12:50And he will stop giving me the medicine.
12:51Oh.
12:52He is doing the right thing.
12:53Mr. Arun.
12:54Yes.
12:55These people have ruined the house.
12:56The old man is high.
12:57You are absolutely right.
12:58Absolutely right.
12:59Sir.
13:00Sir.
13:01The one you were waiting for has come.
13:03Who has come?
13:04Meera has come.
13:05Really?
13:06Yes.
13:07She has come?
13:08Yes.
13:09Clean everything.
13:10Don't leave any dirt in the house.
13:11Okay.
13:12Then tell them to stop the committee.
13:13They will make it a hit.
13:16I am a big fan of yours.
13:18Believe me.
13:19The one who wears big glasses.
13:20Yes.
13:21Oh.
13:22I will kill you.
13:23Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:25Oh.
13:26Come.
13:27Come.
13:28Meera.
13:29Come.
13:30Come.
13:31Don't leave any dirt in the house.
13:32What are you saying?
13:33She is coming.
13:34Oh my God.
13:35Greetings.
13:36Why do you all look like you have a soul constipation?
13:40What do you mean by soul constipation?
13:42All of them look like they have lost their souls.
13:47Believe me.
13:48I am a big fan of yours.
13:49No.
13:50You look small.
13:51Meera.
13:52I am small.
13:53But I am also fat.
13:54Oh my God.
13:55Jealous woman.
13:59I am taking your side.
14:00Arun.
14:01Arun, you know that in this world there are only 2% women who get jealous of the sun.
14:06And.
14:07The rest 98% get jealous of each other.
14:08Oh.
14:09Okay.
14:10Great.
14:11He is a big fan of yours.
14:12He is a big fan of yours.
14:13He is throwing the column.
14:14Won't you make me sit?
14:15Come here.
14:16Come here.
14:17I am a patient of the forest.
14:18Listen.
14:19Your place is not present here.
14:20Leave it.
14:21Sit here.
14:22No.
14:23Come here.
14:24Come here.
14:25Sit here.
14:26I feel a lot of potential in you.
14:27Sir, a selfie.
14:28Do it.
14:29Yes.
14:30I have come here to make a film.
14:32Which film are you making?
14:34Dangal Mein Mangal.
14:36Meera ji.
14:38I have heard that you are very fond of poetry.
14:40I have just written a poem.
14:42Tell me.
14:44Gham mile zyada.
14:46Gham mile zyada.
14:48Khushiyan mili kam kam.
14:50Gham mile zyada.
14:52Khushiyan mili kam kam.
14:54Chin tapak tam tam.
14:56Chin tapak tam tam.
14:58Wow, wow, wow.
15:00Wow, wow, wow.
15:02By the way, I have never forgotten that poem of hers.
15:04Which she recited in the presence
15:06of a personality like Ahmed Faraz.
15:08Yes, I remember that interview.
15:10Yes, please recite that poem.
15:12So that poem is something like this.
15:14Manzil.
15:16Manzil.
15:18Manzil manzil se poochti hai.
15:20Kahan hai manzil.
15:22Manzil.
15:24Manzil.
15:26Manzil.
15:28Manzil.
15:30Yeh thodi light kam ho sakti hai.
15:32Ji main karvaata hoon.
15:34Light nahi kam ho sakti.
15:36Aap thodi...
15:38Aap dekhe, aap theek hai?
15:40Mujhe koi sheikh mangvaadega.
15:42Dekho yeh kapde ala sheikh baitha hai.
15:48Taro tudi kera sher makamal karo.
15:50Manzil ala jira.
15:52Manzil manzil se poochti hai.
15:54Kahan hai manzil.
15:56Manzil tu hi bata.
15:58Ke meri manzil.
16:00Kahan hai manzil.
16:02Wow.
16:08Kya se?
16:10Flaashala pehaan laga se.
16:18Iska plot kya hai?
16:20Kahan hai plot?
16:22Isko plot dena chahata hai?
16:24Iski bewa hoon?
16:26Aapko nahi pata plot of the film kya?
16:28Hum ek ground mein kar raha hai yeh film.
16:32Madam yeh jo dangal mein...
16:34Madam kya hota hai?
16:36Madam.
16:38Dangal mein mangal hai yaani ki
16:40aap dikhana chahariyein ke
16:42Tuesday hai us din dangal mein.
16:44Wow.
16:46Yeh padhi likhi hai tum sab mein se.
16:48Kaise?
16:50Toh Haroon
16:52mein is film ka poora naam rakhoongi
16:54Tuesday in Wrestling.
16:56English kya hai English?
16:58Tuesday in Wrestling.
17:00Kya?
17:02Juhaiyan patraale gaye hain
17:04English film kaam karte hain.
17:10Madam.
17:12Yeh bheji koi villain da role hai kya?
17:14Othaa bhinnu hai.
17:16Yeh?
17:20Plot kuch istara hai ke
17:22yaha par pehlwan ladenge
17:24Haan ji haan ji.
17:26Pehlwan di ladai hoon nahi hai.
17:30Aur jo aap logon mein se jeet jayega
17:32wo meri film ka hero hoga.
17:36Meera ji main
17:38filman je hero aana chunna
17:40par addi payment meri medical store
17:42aale hainu pehlein tabho.
17:46Aapad.
17:48Ji ji ustad ji.
17:50Dekh haan kera.
17:52Lag rahein tera Khalifa hero.
17:54Ustad ji Aamir khan role lag pega.
17:56Kyon mein ude pyaar te pyaar rakh deta hai.
18:00Dekho Meera ji.
18:02Parcho dekhe hain.
18:06Phir bhi Meera ji.
18:08Aap kitna paisa lagane jaa rahi hain.
18:10Dekho ladki.
18:12Mujhe bata hai ke pehlwan log
18:14kaafi paisa hota hai inke paas.
18:16Toh yeh lagayenge?
18:18Budget yeh yeh afford jitna kar sake
18:20utne mein film bana lenge hum.
18:22Kidar ustad ji?
18:24Yeh log kahan jaa rahein Haroon?
18:26Aapne budget ka kya diya wo toh?
18:28Loh ji main tera Khalifa role ka
18:308-9 par sam bhi phool gaye thi.
18:32Excuse me.
18:34Aap mujhe hero lagte hain.
18:36Aapke paas ghar, gaadi, bangla
18:38toh hoga.
18:40Toh bas phir wo bechi aur hum
18:42Mera toh duai tha time ho yaar.
18:50Tum mujhe hero lagte ho.
18:52Kya sadol jism hai tumhara.
18:54Ek jawaan lag rahe ho.
18:56Bas camera face karne ki dhe rahe hain.
18:58Lekin ji mirkul toh
19:00mobile hi batna wala camera wala
19:02toh hai hi nahi.
19:06Main kab se dekh rahi thi
19:08ke is poori kahani me
19:10Bahut hi khubroo chehra chhopa hua hai.
19:12Aur wo chehra yeh tha.
19:14Baat ji main aina toh
19:16pehle toh aur zarna si
19:18menu baan ke kaha hai aina.
19:24Nazreen bak toh hai chote se break hai.
19:26Kahin bach jayega bhi milti hain break ke baad.
19:34Welcome back Nazreen.
19:36Ke khair hobe bahu tere.
19:38Ke khair hobe.
19:40Dede sakhiya gareeb aadmi nu.
19:42Ghar tum andar kaise aaye ho?
19:44Wahaan barrier niche tha
19:46yaar upar tha?
19:48Oh nahi.
19:52Kaang tumhari fractured hai?
19:54Oh nahi ji.
19:56Yeh bisaki kyu bagal mein rakhi hui hai?
19:58Yeh tha aatyaatan kitne bhi haadsa ho sakta.
20:00Yeh khair hobe.
20:02Asi taade show bekhi diya.
20:04Mirko jakeen kar mobile saara din
20:06Yaar tumhare paas mobile bhi hai sab kuch hai.
20:08Meri baat suno.
20:10Tume hoshairiyan pasand hai?
20:12Haste ho yeh dekh ke?
20:14Aji bada tusi hase hai.
20:16Agar hum tumhe job dede hai yaha pe.
20:18Kaam karoge?
20:20Nahi nahi yaar.
20:22Students ke paas bhi gaye.
20:24Yeh khair hobe bache.
20:26Jeen jakeen kar tusi degree haasal karo.
20:28Baad lekhe padke pakar saanda na.
20:30Ghareeb meri baat sun.
20:32Main aapko yaha pe naukri dera hu.
20:34Yaha pe naukri dera hu?
20:3635,000 rupiah yeh.
20:38Chale 40,000 rupiah aapki tankha.
20:40Yeh wohi di.
20:42Nahi nahi.
20:44Mahina ki?
20:46Yeh tabh ek ishaare to kathe kar lena.
20:48Kis kisam ka ishaara karte ho?
20:50Yeh lagge honde hain jithe gatiyaan rukte hain.
20:52Achha traffic wale ishaare.
20:54Inne paise churidar pyjama frag paam hai na.
20:56Yeh sahab diya khaira.
20:58Yeh graceful aadmi tere show chein.
21:00Arzu hai wo?
21:02Achha achha Agha sahab.
21:04Yeh Agha sahab diya khaira.
21:06Agha sahab di vahaj bhi badi soni hai.
21:0840,000 kamauna saanu de.
21:1240,000 tum ek din mein kamaate ho?
21:14Yeh ek gante mein kya scene hai?
21:16Nahi yeh jade vech kahe dena maaf karo.
21:18Nah karna main Punjabi kamaale.
21:20Hirjya diya khaira.
21:22Hirjya de shan diya khaira.
21:24Jogiyan de khanna vech kach diya mandiraan.
21:26Jogiyan de khanna vech kach diya mandiraan.
21:28Jogiyan de khhanna vech kach diya mandiraan.
21:30Mandiraan de vech tera maudis daave.
21:32Jade badse bekha main tu dis daaru.
21:34Majdere badse bekha main tu dis daaru.
21:36Jade badse bekha main tu dis daaru.
21:38Yeh gahe punjabi kamaale paas nalte main ter dusaan.
21:40Yeh kabhade karo le hai yeh pre plan.
21:42Yeh kabhade karo le hai yeh pre plan.
21:44Ho meri kithe ghi?
21:46Dadena naade prawaa, mere kaur main tlanaat bhi na pawan.
21:48Tu mere lakaach ke karda hai?
21:50Yeh lakaach sahte hai.
21:52I'm telling you, a woman is a wanted man, Chokhar.
21:54Wanted? Wanted?
21:55You're from Samnabad. Who sent you here?
21:58It's not my area, it's my whole world.
22:00The area belongs to dogs.
22:02So he's right, isn't it?
22:04The area belongs to dogs, and I'm telling the truth.
22:10Are you listening to me?
22:12Oh, come on, don't make me slap you.
22:14Mr. Haroon, we're the owner of this area.
22:18Oh, really?
22:18How much do you charge for this area?
22:20Even our contractor knows that.
22:22Oh, really?
22:23What do you get?
22:24You get what you ask for.
22:25No, tell me, how much do we get?
22:28Mr. Haroon, food, drinks, pick and drop,
22:30kids' medical, grandparents, grandmothers,
22:32all of it belongs to us.
22:34I'm sitting here,
22:35I'm not going to hit you with my bare feet.
22:37You're working for Rs. 40,000.
22:40Hey, Haroon, the glass is broken.
22:42Do something.
22:43What glass is broken?
22:44I'm sitting quietly.
22:45The glass of your car is broken.
22:48Hey, your car keys are still here.
22:50If you want to give it to him, you have to give it to me too.
22:51I'm telling you.
22:52Otherwise, I'll hit you with my bare feet.
22:53Here, here, here.
22:54Give it to me.
22:55Hey, give it to us too.
22:56What?
22:57Give it to us too.
22:57Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.
22:59Mr. Haroon, the way he's slapping me,
23:02I think it's a diamond.
23:04Do you wear such expensive jewellery?
23:06Yes.
23:07Oh, you don't have any other money?
23:09Give it to him.
23:10Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.
23:11He's your co-host.
23:15Hey, dad.
23:16What?
23:17You should only give food to your co-host friend.
23:20Let me tell you one thing.
23:21They say that girls are bad.
23:23They forget themselves after making progress.
23:25Yes.
23:25My mother has taken me to so many events.
23:32Look, I've made progress.
23:34You're still sitting on the same seat.
23:36Give it to him.
23:38Hey, Mr. Haroon's factory or whatever.
23:41May God give you a good rating.
23:42Why wouldn't God give you a good rating?
23:45What do you want to do, Kareem Bolal?
23:47What do you want to do, Kareem Bolal?
23:50Oh, I'm dead.
23:52He's a gambler as well.
23:53He's a gambler.
23:54He comes to take money from home
23:55and you have to save him.
23:56Go home.
23:57I don't have any broken ones.
23:58What?
23:59I don't have any broken ones.
24:00I'll give it to you.
24:01Give me Rs. 5000.
24:02Yes, I'll give it to you.
24:03Rs. 5000.
24:03Okay, give me back Rs. 4980.
24:05Give me Rs. 20.
24:06Are you going to take Rs. 5000 or give me Rs. 20?
24:10Hey, Gokha's family.
24:11How much money do you give him?
24:13Rs. 10,000.
24:14Give it to me.
24:15Take it from me.
24:17Hey, Charlie.
24:20Hey, I'm here to show my beauty to you.
24:26Hey, I'm here to show my beauty to you.
24:27I'm here to show my beauty to you.
24:30Hey, who are you asking to dance?
24:36What's the relation between you two?
24:38A dog and a bull.
24:39Now see who the bull is.
24:40I'll tell you.
24:41It's your area, right?
24:42Yes.
24:42Then he's the bull.
24:44By the way, Arzu.
24:45Yes.
24:46You'll make him a bull.
24:46He'll earn a lot of money.
24:49I'll make a sound of a bull.
24:51You have to do that, okay?
24:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:52Yes.
24:53I'll make you a bull by making you a tent.
24:56Mr. Agha, now for the fun,
24:58you'll have to go to the village headman
24:59and make fun of him.
25:02Hey, someone give me a green note.
25:03Hey, I'm your well-wisher.
25:05Hey, you also give me.
25:06Hey, I'm the one who hits the bull.
25:08Hey, I'm your well-wisher.
25:11Hey, I'm the one who earns for you.
25:16Hey, I'm the one who earns for you.
25:17Why don't you break it?
25:21What have you started?
25:22You've grown up well.
25:23God has given you a beautiful face.
25:24And look at Naseebo Lal.
25:25How much progress he has made.
25:26And I earn more than Naseebo Lal.
25:29Will there be a number?
25:31A phone, a phone, a bull, a bull.
25:32No, look at him.
25:33He's playing with the kids' likes.
25:34He's making fun of them.
25:37Now he's a bull, a bull.
25:39Now he's a bull.
25:40No, I'm a bull with you.
25:42Now he's a bull.
25:44I'll give you ration too.
25:45And keep the ration with you.
25:47You need it more.
25:49Hey, he's talking nonsense.
25:51Give it to me.
25:52Hey, I've got a colorful coat.
25:55I'll play with you.
25:56Okay, take the money from him.
25:58Don't give him love.
25:59You have to give him all the money.
26:02She's right.
26:04Take it.
26:06Hey, he's playing with the kids' likes.
26:10Hey, give me the green note.
26:12Give her the color.
26:14That's why I called you.
26:15To talk to you.
26:16Okay, sir.
26:18Come on.
26:19I used to watch you on TV.
26:22You're a shameless man.
26:25Did he clean your floor?
26:28You should ask him what he did.
26:30Write my number.
26:32Why?
26:32Why should I write your number?
26:33You're a fool.
26:34I'll give you a donation.
26:37You're a fool.
26:39He's not a fool.
26:40He's shameless.
26:43You're a career of 2,000.
26:45Get out of here.
26:48Why are you angry?
26:49You don't have any impression in your anger.
26:52I've heard that people turn red in anger.
26:55You've become darker.
26:57Get out of here.
26:57What?
26:58Get lost.
26:58I'll teach you a lesson.
27:00A lesson?
27:02I don't know what she's doing.
27:06I'll put a brick in your car.
27:07You don't know which car is mine.
27:09I don't know which car is yours.
27:13Give me the money.
27:14I don't want to die.
27:16You've given me a lot of money.
27:17You can't take money from me.
27:20This is for my expenses.
27:23Can't you do any work?
27:25He's your Pandit.
27:28You should give him money.
27:29I don't like beggars.
27:32Even beggars hate you.
27:34I've got gold bangles.
27:37It's a deal.
27:41I'll give you my heart.
27:43It's a deal.
27:45Give me something.
27:46I'll sing for you.
27:48Give me the pen.
27:51I've got gold bangles.
27:55It's a deal.
27:57I'll give you my heart.
27:59No, you give it to me.
28:00It's a deal.
28:00I'll sing for you.
28:05Chaudhary, give me this.
28:07You've got a beautiful jacket.
28:08I've worn this jacket to become a pamper for girls.
28:12Get lost.
28:12What happened?
28:13Don't you have any work?
28:14I've given the pen to the committee.
28:18Anyway, it's your wish.
28:20Give me the money.
28:21I don't care what I give you.
28:23It's been three months.
28:25I don't get my salary.
28:27I don't have money.
28:29Give me something.
28:30Give me 500 rupees.
28:31Give me 400 rupees.
28:32Give me 500 rupees.
28:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
28:39I'm Jai and I'll see you after the break.
28:46Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
28:47Today, we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
28:50Let's listen to some romantic poetry.
28:54It's obvious that when Mr. Tahir Shaheer is here,
28:56it'll be romantic poetry.
28:58Wow.
29:01Yes, Doctor.
29:02First, two lines.
29:03The nation has no other work.
29:06The nation has no other work.
29:08Except sitting in the water.
29:11The nation has no other work.
29:13It's a daily routine.
29:15Yes.
29:16Either don't leave TikTok.
29:18Or don't take this road.
29:20Wow.
29:21And the poem for the ladies is
29:22that a girl's body is not a goat even if it's a stranger's.
29:26Wow.
29:28A girl's body is not a goat even if it's a stranger's.
29:32When her son got married, he was left alone at home.
29:37Wow.
29:39He was not Einstein.
29:40It was his fate.
29:42His wife left him.
29:44He got married to me.
29:45Wow.
29:49There's a poem.
29:51The most reasonable reason for a breakup.
29:53It's the title.
29:54Wow.
29:54It was necessary to separate.
29:57It was necessary to separate.
29:59It became a expense.
30:02It was necessary to separate.
30:04Yes.
30:05Love wanted to make me cry.
30:07Wow.
30:09I was craving for meat.
30:12Yes.
30:13She wanted to eat vegetables daily.
30:14Wow.
30:17And there's a poem.
30:18The night gets cold.
30:20And the morning gets hot.
30:22In this season, the doctor visits often.
30:25Wow.
30:26It happens in our country too.
30:28Everything changes in this season.
30:30Yes, that's why it's called depression.
30:32I've been suffering from this for the past 6 months.
30:35Everyone tells me that this is the season.
30:38Yes.
30:39But it's not your fault.
30:43Don't ask me about the rush at the clinic.
30:46Wow.
30:47It feels like the doctor has put a sale.
30:50Wow.
30:51He whines all night.
30:54Wow.
30:54He eats hot fries and drinks cold water daily.
30:57Wow.
30:59He eats hot fries and drinks cold water daily.
31:02Wow.
31:02And his throat feels like he's lying on it.
31:08Yes.
31:08To wash clothes.
31:09Yes, to wash clothes.
31:10You're sitting on a mountain.
31:14Why does he wash clothes?
31:15It's not what you put on the walls.
31:17It's a cloth.
31:20It's a cloth.
31:21It's a cloth.
31:22It's a cloth.
31:23He even washes his hands.
31:30His throat feels like he's lying on it.
31:37He shouts.
31:39He shouts.
31:40Wow.
31:42Yes.
31:44He shouts.
31:45His heart is dark outside.
31:48He's nervous inside.
31:50Sometimes he shivers.
31:52Sometimes he sweats.
31:53Wow.
31:54He's not dizzy.
31:54But his eyes are dark.
31:57In this weather, he has to go to the doctor.
32:00Wow.
32:01And this weather is such that it affects everyone.
32:05This weather is such that it affects everyone.
32:08His nose is like the Ravi river for a week.
32:11Wow.
32:12He uses his nose well.
32:15You're using your nose today.
32:18You used your nose.
32:19And I brought the Ravi river.
32:21I also brought water.
32:22I'm taking care.
32:24If you turn it off, it's hot.
32:26If you turn on the fan, it's cold.
32:28If you wear a t-shirt, it's not a t-shirt.
32:31If you wear cotton, it's cold.
32:34You feel suffocated inside.
32:35If you wear a thick suit, you feel cold.
32:39Wow.
32:39If you wear a blanket, your legs are naked.
32:43Wow.
32:45As if you're going to win an award for being a heroine.
32:48Neither did the clouds rise nor did the sun set.
32:51Wow.
32:52Neither did the clouds rise nor did the sun set.
32:55The weather was 50-50.
32:57Neither here nor there.
32:58There.
32:59And the heat and cold have made us stay in one place.
33:02In this weather, we often have to go to the doctor.
33:05Wow.
33:07Very good.
33:11But there was a word in his poem.
33:12I didn't like it.
33:14What?
33:14He's wearing thick clothes.
33:16He's wearing thick clothes, right?
33:18No, he wasn't wearing thick clothes.
33:24I was very worried about your intelligence.
33:27Thick clothes.
33:29Still, why is he saying thick clothes?
33:31Sir, is he wearing thick clothes or is he wearing thick clothes?
33:36I think it's almost 12.45.
33:38So, you said that you'll dress up as a tortoise.
33:41Are you blind?
33:44Are you blind?
33:45Yes, I'm blind.
33:50Okay, we have Sheroz with us today.
33:52And he has brought a parody song today.
33:55He writes very well.
33:56He sings himself.
33:57He performs himself.
33:59And only the music is played by someone else.
34:01The rest is all his.
34:02This is good.
34:03Let's listen to a great song from him.
34:04Wow.
34:06Wow.
34:08Very good.
34:11Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
34:13We'll meet again after the break.
34:31Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
34:33No.
34:35What happened?
34:37No.
34:40Do you have to wear this coat?
34:42What happened?
34:44People will talk.
34:46I thought she was sitting in the place of Malaika.
34:52Okay, tell me something.
34:54Do you have to wear this jacket?
34:56Actually, I have to go to Multan with Mr. Agha after this show.
35:00That's why.
35:02Has anyone told him about this?
35:04What?
35:06Because I give him the last chance to stay in Multan.
35:09The lowest floor is 25-26.
35:11My house is on that floor.
35:15Mr. Agha, in Multan,
35:17in December, they wear leather jackets.
35:19They don't wear leather jackets.
35:21They wear leather jackets.
35:23If he wears a leather jacket,
35:25he won't be able to take off his jacket.
35:27He went to a restaurant to eat.
35:29The owner of the restaurant came to him.
35:31He said, look, the rest of the customers are sitting.
35:33If you don't mind, can I take you out?
35:36Okay, tell me,
35:38why are you wearing a coat?
35:40Your wife is dancing outside.
35:42Who is dancing in your house?
35:44No, he himself is dancing outside.
35:46I am tired of this issue every day.
35:48You think about it.
35:50Once or twice.
35:54Put a board on Irza.
35:56Put a board.
35:58No one else is allowed to be beautiful from here.
36:00How can a single person
36:02look so beautiful every day?
36:05Just like you look bad every day.
36:11Listen to me, please stop this fight here.
36:13The audience is waiting.
36:15Greetings.
36:17My name is Rumaisa Imran.
36:19I am a first year ICS student.
36:21I will sing a couplet.
36:23Will you say a couplet or read it?
36:25If you say a couplet, I will read it.
36:27A street in a city
36:29recognized me at every step.
36:31There was a door of my name.
36:34Wow.
36:36Very good.
36:38The couplet is good.
36:40Do you like poetry?
36:42Tell us something else.
36:44I expect loyalty from him
36:46who does not know what loyalty is.
36:48I expect loyalty from him
36:50who does not know what loyalty is.
36:52I expect loyalty from him
36:54who does not know what bathing is.
36:56You say what you are
36:58on everything.
37:00You say what this way of talking is.
37:03What is it?
37:07It happened that
37:09when Ghalib was sitting in the market
37:11Zog passed by.
37:13Ibrahim Zog was a royal poet.
37:15At that time,
37:17Qahar used to roam in palanquins.
37:19So, he passed by.
37:21Ghalib said
37:23a couplet
37:25that
37:28the king's friend
37:30complained to him.
37:32The king called him.
37:34When he called him,
37:36he kept a couplet
37:38in which Ghalib reached.
37:40The king said
37:42that you said
37:44a couplet to Zog
37:46a few days ago
37:48that
37:50the king's friend
37:52was also Ghalib.
37:54He had an idea
37:57and he would be upset.
37:59So, Ghalib said
38:01that this is my couplet
38:03which I was reciting.
38:05To embarrass him more,
38:07he said
38:09let's recite the whole couplet.
38:11Zog was talking to him
38:13in a way that
38:15he does not know
38:17what loyalty is.
38:19So, Ghalib said
38:21that you say what you are
38:23on everything.
38:25So, the king's friend
38:27kept a couplet.
38:29But what is Ghalib's loyalty in the city?
38:31Wow!
38:33Assalamualaikum.
38:35My name is Noor Mahmood
38:37and I am from first year class ICOM.
38:39I see. Yes, Noor.
38:41I would like to recite a poetry.
38:43Yes, please.
38:45I have tested people.
38:47What did you do?
38:49The couplet has started.
38:51The couplet has started.
38:53I have tested people.
38:55By looting their desires,
38:57by ruining their time,
38:59by fulfilling all their rights,
39:01by destroying my identity
39:03in all these efforts.
39:05And then I have realized
39:07that people are not happy.
39:09Wow!
39:11By the way, whatever you have done
39:13and tested, it already shows
39:15that people are not happy.
39:17I have smelled the cow and I have realized
39:19that the cows are rotting.
39:23After a long time,
39:25he said,
39:27No, sir, my cow is rotting.
39:31He said,
39:33I am going to spend my time
39:35in all this misery.
39:37Life is a gamble.
39:39I am going to lose with a smile.
39:41Wow!
39:43You get money to lose.
39:47He said one more couplet.
39:49He said,
39:51You had got a puncture.
39:53You had got a puncture.
39:57He said,
40:03He said,
40:05The shopkeeper said,
40:07The tube will be changed.
40:11He said,
40:15He said,
40:17You have got a wound.
40:19He said,
40:27He said,
40:33He said,
40:39He said,
40:43He said,
40:49He said,
40:57He said,
41:01He said,
41:05Wow!
41:07Wow!
41:09Greetings!
41:11Greetings!
41:13My name is Zainab and I am a second year ICS student.
41:15I will sing a song for you.
41:17I am a colourful drink.
41:19You are a sweet water.
41:23I am a colourful drink.
41:25You are a sweet water.
41:29If you make me yours,
41:31everything will be fine.
41:35I am a colourful drink.
41:37You are a sweet water.
41:39Wow!
41:43My sister would not have remembered this song.
41:45I am a colourful drink.
41:51Viewers, this was today's show.
41:53We will meet in the next show.
41:55Take care.
41:57Allah Hafiz.