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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:21Viewers, you must have seen that in many companies, if you do a job, you see that
00:27there are many people whose skills are the same, their education level is also the same,
00:32their experience is also the same, but only one person reaches the post of CEO.
00:37Or you can say that only one person reaches the post of CFO, not everyone can reach.
00:42There are many people in the world, in different companies, who are capable of
00:47competing with any chief executive in any field, but they never become the chief executive.
00:55So, in the whole world, the big multinational companies, whose CEOs have excelled a lot
01:01and today they are in the top post, they have a group as well.
01:05They have groups on WhatsApp as well and they have conferences as well.
01:09They are very well connected with each other, no matter what the field is.
01:13Once, I got a chance to meet such an executive.
01:17So, I asked the first question that what is so different that a person becomes a CEO,
01:23whereas there are other people in your company who have the same ability as you?
01:28What is it that is similar in everyone?
01:31So, the answer I got was that only the art of conversation, the style of conversation,
01:39the ability to tell a story, the art of conveying one's point,
01:45this art is so important.
01:47I realized this for the first time in my life and when I sat down and thought about it,
01:51I realized that no matter how much you study in your life,
01:55no matter what skill you acquire,
01:56but if you cannot convey your point,
02:00because you are a speaker,
02:02if you cannot convey it, if you do not have the art of conveying it,
02:05then everything will seem empty.
02:08You will not be able to move forward.
02:09You need the art of conversation.
02:11When I sat down and thought about it, I realized that it is true that
02:15all skills, education, degrees, experience,
02:19but if you cannot convey your point, because you are a speaker,
02:23then you will not be able to touch the extreme heights of life.
02:27Come, let us start today's show with this message.
02:30Let us go to Mr. Chaudhary and have a chat with him.
02:38Mr. Chaudhary, you seem to be very down. I cannot even see the grains.
02:41My friend has cheated me.
02:43Yes, whatever the time has written.
02:45I did not expect this.
02:46What happened?
02:46Nothing.
02:48He woke up at night and went home.
02:52Mr. Chaudhary, didn't you hear?
02:54What?
02:54He goes with the people who leave.
02:56Oh, I am in your mood today.
02:59I have heard something else from a wise man.
03:03He says that you should not go with strangers.
03:06He said that he will come to meet me.
03:09I was talking about him.
03:11Who is he?
03:11He is a boy from the village.
03:14Oh, I see.
03:15He is a very naughty boy.
03:18I was talking about the grains.
03:20Yes, tell me what happened.
03:21Nothing. I just told you.
03:22He sat here at night.
03:24Yes.
03:24He woke up.
03:26He was very angry.
03:29I was watching him till the end.
03:31Oh, he is missing his late father.
03:33No, my friend.
03:35He was staying with the people of the village.
03:36He has gone to meet them.
03:39Go and make tea for him.
03:41Okay.
03:41Go and make tea for him.
03:42Thank you, thank you.
03:46Oh, my God!
03:46Oh, my God!
03:47Oh, my God!
03:48His aunt is here.
03:49Oh, my God!
03:51Oh, my God!
03:52Oh, my God!
03:53Oh, my God!
03:59Oh, my God!
04:00Aunty, please fill some oil in the cup.
04:03Why?
04:04Sir, he will give you sweets.
04:08Oh, my God!
04:09What happened?
04:09Oh, my God!
04:10Amen, aunt.
04:11What happened?
04:13Oh, my God!
04:14May God be near you and listen to you.
04:15What happened?
04:17What happened?
04:18I came to know that you have become a dacoit.
04:19Oh, no, no.
04:20I am saved.
04:21What?
04:22Yes, I am saved.
04:22You have become a dacoit.
04:24Yes.
04:24I came to know that you have looted something.
04:26No, no, no.
04:26Nothing of that sort happened.
04:28What happened last time?
04:29Yes, yes.
04:30You have become a dacoit.
04:31Yes.
04:31I heard that they tied you up with a rope.
04:34Uncle, I had to get some sweets.
04:37I heard that two dacoits started beating you.
04:39And two of them sat in front of you and said bad things to you.
04:42Now, no one has tied me up.
04:44I heard that they beat you up with a baton.
04:48Baton?
04:49How did they hit me?
04:53Uncle, listen to me.
04:54Yes.
04:54We are here.
04:55Nothing of that sort happened.
04:56Nothing of that sort happened.
04:56And you were sitting here.
04:57Didn't the dacoits stop you?
04:58They didn't do anything.
05:00They had kept a guard here.
05:01He stopped them forcefully.
05:02Is it?
05:03Uncle, believe me.
05:05When the guard came here, I remembered you.
05:10Why?
05:10You looked like a guard.
05:12I have a son.
05:14He is a good talker.
05:18No, uncle.
05:20He is a routine worker.
05:22He wears clothes at home.
05:25If your uncle was alive, I would have killed him.
05:29Thank God, he didn't come back soon.
05:30I was going to tell him.
05:32I was going to tell him that maybe the dacoits will shoot him.
05:36Your husband, your uncle.
05:40Was he such a person that he would have stopped the dacoits?
05:42He was very brave.
05:44Is it?
05:45He was brave enough to go to the hell.
05:49Wow.
05:51He was brave enough to go to the police station.
05:53Is it?
05:54He was brave enough to run away from the dacoits.
05:57Wow.
05:58How did he look?
06:00He was a stick of wood.
06:02Why?
06:02He was a stick of wood.
06:04Oh.
06:05Once, he ran away from the dacoits.
06:07Is it?
06:07He ran away from the dacoits near the graveyard.
06:11Then?
06:12He hit him with a stick.
06:13Oh.
06:14He was a stick of wood.
06:16He was very brave.
06:18He used to hug the pole.
06:19He didn't send electricity.
06:21One leg was made of wood.
06:22The other leg was made of wood.
06:23He was a stick of wood.
06:24He used to say,
06:25Uncle, you should do something for the people.
06:28He used to say that he was an athlete.
06:30Is it?
06:31When the dacoits ran away from the dacoits,
06:33he used to run like a stick of wood.
06:35He used to run like a stick of wood.
06:37Is it?
06:38Once, he was a stick of wood.
06:39Yes.
06:40He used to run like a stick of wood.
06:43Oh.
06:43He shouldn't do this.
06:44He used to run away from the dacoits.
06:47Then?
06:47Once, I was sleeping and he kicked me.
06:51I was sleeping for two months.
06:52I couldn't sleep.
06:54Okay, he was a dacoit.
06:54He ran away from the dacoits.
06:57Then?
06:58He kicked him.
07:00He kicked him.
07:02He used to kick the ears.
07:03Oh.
07:04Yes.
07:05He used to kick the ears of the people
07:07who were listening to him.
07:10Once, he ran away from the dacoits.
07:12Okay.
07:13He was a stick of wood.
07:15He ran away from the dacoits.
07:18Oh.
07:18He kicked him in the eyes.
07:20Oh.
07:21Oh.
07:22Wasn't it an instant death?
07:23He was a stick of wood.
07:25He kicked him in the eyes.
07:26Yes.
07:27Okay.
07:28Once, he ran away from the dacoits.
07:30Okay.
07:31He ran away from the dacoits.
07:33He ran away from the dacoits.
07:34Why did he run away from the dacoits?
07:36He was a dacoit's dog.
07:41Uncle, you must have never thought of him.
07:43The dacoits kicked him in the face.
07:46Then?
07:47He was a stick of wood.
07:50Oh.
07:51He used to run away from the dacoits.
07:54After his death, he became a stick's husband.
07:58It's true.
08:00I just remembered.
08:01We had a man in the film, Hairat Kada.
08:03In his life, he made a stick of wood.
08:07He got his hair done.
08:08He got his nails done.
08:10He got his teeth done.
08:11He is going to be aunt's son in the end.
08:14What do you think? I buried him?
08:16I will break his legs and make him sit on three chairs.
08:19Okay.
08:23That man loved his lover.
08:28He said, don't miss me.
08:30He was a Japanese.
08:31He got his hair done.
08:34He got his teeth done.
08:36He got his body done.
08:39When I die, you will see my original body.
08:45He felt so bad that he broke up with her.
08:50I was a brave man.
08:53I can tell you that he didn't die of a heart attack or cancer.
08:58No.
08:59I see.
09:00He got a heart attack.
09:03I can't believe it.
09:05I think you are hiding something from your mother.
09:07Look, aunt.
09:08You are a nuisance to me.
09:10Aunt, you are my mother.
09:11What will I hide from you?
09:13What?
09:13God forbid.
09:14Why will I hide anything from your grandson?
09:15Did you face any loss?
09:17No, I didn't.
09:18If I don't face any loss,
09:19I will take my sister's 9 lakhs.
09:249 lakhs?
09:259 lakhs means 9 lakhs.
09:279 lakhs.
09:279 lakhs.
09:28Your father will get us a lot of rice.
09:29Bhimya.
09:31Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
09:32Yes.
09:33I suspect aunt.
09:34There is a pillow on the cupboard.
09:38There is a box of jewellery under the pillow.
09:41Bring it to me.
09:43Okay.
09:43Come soon.
09:45Aunt, I am suspecting you.
09:47I hope nothing of that sort happens.
09:49My sister's jewellery.
09:51I don't want it.
09:52If the dacoits take it back,
09:55they don't take the jewellery.
09:56They don't take the 9 lakhs.
09:57No.
09:58Bring it.
09:59Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
10:01Bring it.
10:02Yes.
10:02Give it to me.
10:03Give it to me.
10:05This is in front of you.
10:07My sister's jewellery.
10:08This is the 9 lakhs.
10:09My sister's jewellery.
10:11Give me your hand.
10:12Give me your hand.
10:13What?
10:14Give me your hand.
10:14No, this is a pillow.
10:17Now give it to him.
10:19Wow!
10:20Now you are talking.
10:21Show it to him from that side.
10:23Wow!
10:25Wow, Mr. Chaudhary.
10:26It still smells like my mother.
10:28Wow!
10:29It is so strong.
10:32Mr. Chaudhary.
10:33Why didn't you gift such a beautiful necklace to your wife?
10:37This is my mother's jewellery, aunt.
10:38Yes.
10:39Mr. Chaudhary, if you die, what will happen to this necklace?
10:42Nothing will happen.
10:47Wow!
10:49Wow, my leg's symbol.
10:50Mr. Chaudhary, if you allow me.
10:52There is a tank in the village.
10:54There is a fake priest.
10:56He does a great act.
10:57I want to see the tank.
10:59Okay, go.
10:59Thank you, Mr. Chaudhary.
11:00Go, give it to him.
11:01My aunt is here.
11:02My aunt is here.
11:03I will do my show with her.
11:04Wow, my leg's symbol.
11:06The one who is going to die says,
11:08after my death,
11:09I thought of you.
11:11Okay.
11:11After my death, I will hug you.
11:13Wow!
11:15Wow!
11:16Wow!
11:18Such a beautiful necklace.
11:20Wow!
11:21Wow!
11:24Wow!
11:28Why am I doing this late?
11:30I think aunt's symbol should be here.
11:33Wow!
11:34What happened?
11:35I will hold it from where it is open.
11:40Wow!
11:41You have returned everything.
11:44You are back, Pappai Kutni.
11:45May you never have a bad name.
11:48Wow!
11:49The other aunt is also here.
11:50May you never have a bad name.
11:53May you never have a bad name.
11:57Wow!
11:59May you kill us.
12:01May you kill us.
12:08Wow!
12:09My leg's symbol.
12:11I am saved.
12:15Wow!
12:17Press it a little more.
12:20Wow!
12:21I have heard about you.
12:23Your dad was able to pull a tractor
12:25as if it was his leg.
12:29I found out that I was robbed by the police.
12:32But I asked the boy to stop me.
12:35He stopped me and I went straight to the city.
12:38Why?
12:38I am very scared of robbers.
12:45Okay.
12:46Who is he telling you both?
12:51Oh God!
12:52He took my sister's necklace.
12:55No, no, no.
12:56It's nothing.
12:57Give it to me.
12:58Give it to me.
12:59Give it to me.
12:59You are my brother-in-law.
13:01Give it to him too.
13:02Come here for my sake.
13:03Give it to me.
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh!
13:06Oh God!
13:08He has made a fake necklace to keep our heart.
13:12No, no. It's real gold.
13:14I have brought it here.
13:15You can't fool me.
13:17How do you know?
13:18How?
13:19Aunt, what was it?
13:21Copper, iron and gold.
13:24I will tell you with my heart whether it's real or fake.
13:27Oh God!
13:27Aunt, my aunt had a quality of wood.
13:30Yes.
13:31And he had a quality of iron.
13:33He is telling the truth.
13:36Uncle, I will tell the driver of the car
13:39whether it's real or fake.
13:41Oh!
13:42Your aunt and uncle are of good quality.
13:45Only women are of good quality.
13:50Son, I would have died if the necklace had gone.
13:54Bahishtan had kept it in my pocket.
13:57No, he had kept it in your ears.
14:00He had come to sleep with me.
14:01Son, give it to me. I will wear it.
14:02No, no.
14:03I will wear the necklace. I will tell you.
14:05Why will you wear it? I will wear it.
14:06No, you have to wear it.
14:08I am your brother-in-law.
14:09Don't talk rubbish or else I will break your bones.
14:12I will break your bones.
14:14You are a very smart man.
14:15I will break your bones.
14:17I will break your bones.
14:19I will break your bones.
14:20Is it?
14:21I will break your bones.
14:22Round one.
14:29Fight.
14:30She has come in front of me as if she is a street fighter.
14:34Yes, it's like a game.
14:35Yes.
14:36What?
14:36Shower and shampoo.
14:40Oh, yeah.
14:45Okay.
15:06Oh, God.
15:10Oh, God.
15:16Oh, God.
15:25Hey, stop.
15:26Stop for a minute.
15:27What?
15:29What are you doing?
15:30Sit down.
15:30Aunt, sit down.
15:31Your aunt is a proper fighter.
15:34She is not young anymore.
15:35Okay.
15:36She doesn't have the stamina.
15:38Okay.
15:38She doesn't have the stamina.
15:40She doesn't have the stamina.
15:41Listen to me.
15:42I don't like fights.
15:45You know that I have never given money to you.
15:48Okay.
15:48Now I have a solution.
15:50I will give you half of this necklace.
15:53No, no.
15:53I will take the entire necklace.
15:55I don't want the entire necklace.
15:56I will give you the entire necklace.
15:58He made it for me.
15:59I will take the entire necklace.
16:01What will you do now, Mr. Chauri?
16:03You are trapped.
16:04But I have a solution for that.
16:05Is it?
16:07I will teach him a lesson now.
16:09You will be happy.
16:10Very good.
16:15Yes.
16:16Seema.
16:18Did you watch the play?
16:21Yes.
16:22Okay.
16:24He has said something.
16:25He is my nephew.
16:26I have served him all my life.
16:28Yes, he is your nephew.
16:29He is the nephew of both of us.
16:32If you don't meet your sister, I will...
16:34No, no.
16:36No, no.
16:37Come, sir.
16:38Yes, son.
16:39Who is he?
16:41Wake up.
16:43He is 100 years old.
16:44Call him.
16:46What?
16:49He will wake up in a minute.
16:51Amal is not an ordinary man.
16:53Listen to me carefully.
16:55What is the matter?
16:56He is calling Ruha.
16:59Yes, sir.
17:00He will bring Ruha.
17:02My mother's Ruha.
17:03Okay.
17:03Uncle.
17:05You talk to your sister.
17:07If she wants to go, she can go.
17:11She will come.
17:12Yes.
17:13You are my uncle.
17:14Yes.
17:15You can beat her.
17:17Okay.
17:18I don't have any objection.
17:19Which Ruha will you bring?
17:21My mother's Ruha.
17:25Hold this puri.
17:27Eat this puri.
17:28Then your mother's Ruha will come inside you.
17:32Hey.
17:33What?
17:34Hey.
17:38What are you doing here?
17:40What?
17:41Why are you here?
17:42Banu.
17:43Banu Nasreen.
17:44You have not considered me your elder sister all your life.
17:46Banu.
17:47You have a stomach ache.
17:48Your food is not good.
17:50Banu.
17:51You have come here to trouble my son.
17:52Banu.
17:53Banu.
17:54Get up.
17:55Banu.
17:56I will teach you a lesson.
17:58Banu.
18:00Banu, you cannot give me my sister.
18:02I will not give you even a single rupee.
18:04I will bring your sister's son.
18:08You are a fool.
18:09You have not let me live.
18:11You will not let me die.
18:13Come inside.
18:14I will teach you a lesson.
18:15No.
18:16Come inside.
18:17I will teach you a lesson.
18:18Get lost.
18:19You are a hypocrite.
18:20Get lost.
18:21You have not brought me all my life.
18:25Why?
18:26Sorry, sir.
18:27There is a spirit inside his mother.
18:33Viewers, it is time for a short break.
18:35We will meet again after the break.
18:44Welcome back, viewers.
18:45Viewers, Dr. Tahir Shaheer is with us.
18:48Sir.
18:49Let's listen to a beautiful Ghazal or poem from him.
18:53What have you brought today, doctor?
18:54Wow.
18:55Potatoes.
18:56Tomatoes.
18:57Brother.
18:58Fresh vegetables.
18:59Fresh vegetables.
19:00Hello.
19:01The show is being recorded.
19:02What are you doing?
19:03Who are you?
19:04Me?
19:05Terminator 2.
19:06No.
19:07I mean, what are you doing here?
19:09These are the things from the bank.
19:12Didn't the guard stop you?
19:13No.
19:14I didn't ask him.
19:16You go out.
19:17Where?
19:18Go out.
19:19Potatoes.
19:20Why?
19:21No.
19:22Why?
19:23I don't want them.
19:24Why?
19:25I brought onions.
19:26I don't want anything.
19:28Quiet.
19:29Quiet.
19:30Quiet.
19:31What is the price of cauliflower?
19:32What?
19:33What is the price of cauliflower?
19:34Cauliflower or cauliflower?
19:35Cauliflower.
19:36Cauliflower is Rs. 17 per kilo.
19:38And cauliflower?
19:39Rs. 16.
19:40It is very cheap.
19:41It is very cheap.
19:42It is very cheap.
19:43He doesn't know the rates.
19:44Oh.
19:45Okay.
19:46What is the price of tomatoes?
19:47Rs. 50 per kilo.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh.
19:50I think he stole the ladder and came here.
19:53He stole the ladder and came here.
19:56He doesn't know the rates.
19:57Yes.
19:58Okay.
19:59We will buy all these vegetables.
20:00Your rates are very good.
20:01What is the price of radish?
20:02Rs. 10 per kilo.
20:03What?
20:04Rs. 3 per kilo.
20:05Rs. 10 per kilo.
20:06Okay.
20:07You don't have to go anywhere now.
20:08No.
20:09I have to go for some time.
20:10No.
20:11No.
20:12You don't have to go now.
20:13Keep it here.
20:14Sit here.
20:15Sit here.
20:16Sit.
20:17You don't have to go.
20:18He doesn't know the rates.
20:19Yes.
20:20It is very cheap.
20:21They make it very cheap.
20:22They do it for the leftover vegetables.
20:23The ones that are spoiled.
20:24Yes.
20:25Yes.
20:26It is fresh.
20:27It is fresh vegetables.
20:28This is excellent.
20:29It is very excellent.
20:30I think his fatness has made him smart.
20:31I have a similar story.
20:32Yes.
20:33He brought vegetables on the first day.
20:34Oh.
20:35I don't know the rates.
20:36Then it will be unfair if we tell him the rates.
20:37I will buy all these vegetables from you.
20:38But first tell me that you look like a decent person.
20:39You look good.
20:40You look good.
20:41You look good.
20:42You look good.
20:43You look good.
20:44You look good.
20:45You look good.
20:46You look good.
20:47You look good.
20:48You look good.
20:49You look good.
20:50You look good.
20:51You look good.
20:52Basically, it doesn't look like we will sell the vegetables.
20:53But why are you selling them on the first day also?
20:54Sir, that was my order.
20:55Why are they selling them?
20:56Who are you?
20:57They are selling us to make us semi racists.
20:58Shut-up.
20:59My father.
21:00Come here.
21:01No.
21:02No.
21:03No.
21:04Come out.
21:05What happened?
21:06If you are angry, then do in your place.
21:07But we cannot tolerate this Tory pattern anymore.
21:08What?
21:09What happened?
21:10Sir, I have a sub-business.
21:11What type?
21:12Car showroom, sir.
21:13Wow.
21:14That was my father.
21:15Then let us put this in.
21:16I am very sure, sir.
21:17Wow!
21:18My father did it.
21:19Then why are you selling vegetables?
21:20They don't take my advice.
21:22Oh!
21:24I have worked hard all my life.
21:26You?
21:27Yes.
21:27Where do I get advice from?
21:28You should get advice.
21:29Why don't they take it?
21:30Okay, I will say one thing here.
21:32Yes.
21:33I can't take names here.
21:35But there are many big brands of Pakistan.
21:37Some are of restaurants.
21:38And some are of candies.
21:40The chocolates and candies of kids.
21:41There are many big brands.
21:43I have met them too.
21:44And everyone has one complaint.
21:46They are complaining that it is their business.
21:48I started it.
21:49My children are not taking my advice.
21:51Okay, the kids answer.
21:53It feels good to hear.
21:54It feels good to hear.
21:55The kids answer that it is a new era.
21:58There are new demands.
21:59There are new things.
22:00You don't know.
22:01When you started, it was the era of 70s and 60s.
22:04A lot more.
22:04A lot more.
22:05Now we know how to run it.
22:07I would like to make a request here.
22:08Because I have gone through the same thing.
22:11That it was my father's work.
22:12Then I saw it.
22:13So I would like to say to the young generation.
22:15Believe me.
22:16Whatever your age is.
22:18If you feel that it is a new era.
22:20And you don't need their advice.
22:22Then one day you will realize.
22:24It happened to me.
22:25You will realize that they were right.
22:28They were absolutely right.
22:29Actually, the advice is the right one.
22:32Which your elders are giving you.
22:34The problem is that you have to implement them
22:37according to the demands of the new era.
22:38But what they are saying is right.
22:41And I am telling you from my personal experience.
22:44Whenever you come into your father's business.
22:47If you take your father's legacy forward.
22:48Then at least for the first five years.
22:51Keep quiet.
22:52You need five years to do a big degree.
22:54Keep quiet.
22:55Look at what is happening with satisfaction.
22:58Imbibe it.
22:59Learn it.
23:00After that start giving advice.
23:03Okay, what advice did you give?
23:05The advice I gave them.
23:06Yes.
23:07Their business will be successful.
23:08Their life will be better.
23:10They will have their own destiny.
23:12Then tell me, what advice did you give them?
23:14What advice did you give them?
23:15What advice did I give you?
23:16Tell me.
23:17Tell me whatever you want.
23:18Don't humiliate me.
23:19I am the biggest in the world.
23:20Wow.
23:21He says, get me married again.
23:25This is a wrong advice.
23:27I would have sold it if it was for cooking.
23:31We agree with this.
23:33Okay, father.
23:34Get married in your personal life.
23:35We don't have any problem.
23:37They say, I want the names of showrooms.
23:39I want the names of houses.
23:40I want the name of the remaining property.
23:42They say, I want the names of all of them.
23:44They say, go away.
23:46Why?
23:47They say, go away.
23:48Sir, he wants to get married.
23:49He is getting married.
23:54Listen to me.
23:55She is 40 years old.
23:58She doesn't understand me.
23:59Okay.
23:59She will come and give some good advice.
24:02She will get better.
24:04She is a sensible woman.
24:04She is a sensible woman.
24:05She is a brave woman.
24:06She is a brave woman.
24:07How old is she?
24:0828 years.
24:09What?
24:11First, if you want, I will make your decision.
24:14Show me the picture.
24:15Whom are you talking about?
24:15Whom do you want to marry?
24:16I will never show you.
24:20I don't watch your show.
24:23We will make him understand after the show.
24:25Let's talk to him.
24:26Let's have a long chat.
24:27We are recording the show.
24:29Let's cheer him up.
24:31Doctor, give him something.
24:33Okay.
24:34Mr. Chandrashekhar.
24:35It had been pulling my moustache..
24:39..and I had been holding it.
24:41It had been pulling your moustache..
24:43..and I had been holding it.
24:46I was more worried..
24:48..about the moustache than him.
24:51It felt like he punished me.
24:54It felt like he punished me.
24:58It felt like he punished me.
25:01I was having fun..
25:03..whenever she went away.
25:05Oh, wow!
25:07My heart wants to fall in love and be restless.
25:10Faraz was already in such a state.
25:12Oh, wow!
25:15Faraz was already in such a state.
25:19And whenever we asked for a leave, we used to make excuses.
25:22Whenever we asked for a leave, we used to make excuses.
25:26Why did the voice come out of my throat? I was stuck.
25:29Oh, wow!
25:31And all my rivals had some common sorrows.
25:35And all my rivals had some common sorrows.
25:39I was sure that she would slap me on the face.
25:43She would slap me on the face.
25:44And her height was short, she had a long heel.
25:47Yes.
25:48And she had a crooked back.
25:49What?
25:51Her height was short.
25:52She had a long heel and a crooked back.
25:55And everyone thought that she was a walker.
25:57Oh, wow!
26:00And when the rights are equal, why did the jinn come out?
26:04And when the rights are equal, why did the jinn come out?
26:08She also found that the lamp was of someone else's.
26:11Oh, wow!
26:13She would pull them with her moustache and tie them.
26:16She was more concerned about her moustache than me.
26:19Oh, wow!
26:20What a difficult and easy way to use.
26:23Very good, Raj.
26:25Sir.
26:26Yes.
26:27You carry on, I'll go and give him a slap.
26:34Viewers, there's a short break.
26:35We'll meet again after a short break.
26:50Welcome back, viewers.
26:51In the break, I have with me a journalist.
26:54I mean, Mr. Akhbar has come himself.
26:56International Akhbar.
26:57And he's crying, he's worried and he's bowing his head.
27:02Let's ask him what the journalists have to say about us.
27:04Greetings, sir.
27:10You're crying very badly.
27:12Greetings, Akhbar. How are you?
27:14Greetings.
27:15Why are you crying?
27:16Mr. Haroon, I don't have any value.
27:18Mr. Haroon, I used to cry a lot.
27:20I had no value.
27:21Yes, that's true.
27:22No, there was a time.
27:23Yes, there was a time.
27:24When there was a world war.
27:25Yes, yes, yes.
27:26People used to roam around in search of us.
27:27Yes, that's true.
27:29They used to say, what happened?
27:30Bring the newspaper here.
27:32It's 5 in the morning.
27:33If we leave without it, people will go to their homes.
27:36Yes, that's true.
27:37They'll be black on their faces.
27:40They'll say, we're guarding the forest.
27:41Yes.
27:42Then there won't be any memes.
27:43We'll hide in the forest.
27:44Like a six-month-old baby.
27:46Yes.
27:46I've seen in many places, like America,
27:48they'd put a dog in their mouth and take it inside.
27:50Yes.
27:52What used to happen in Pakistan?
27:53Yes.
27:54In the bathroom, wherever there was air,
27:55they'd bring the newspaper.
27:58The dog used to spit on us.
27:59Yes, yes.
28:00It used to wet one corner of the newspaper.
28:03Then they'd take a dehydrated dog.
28:07If a world newspaper comes to you,
28:08what do you do with the dog?
28:10We're curious.
28:11We have a few questions.
28:12You answer them.
28:13Yes.
28:13Did you feel any pain
28:14when people used to throw you in the houses like this?
28:17No, no, no.
28:17The air was pleasant.
28:18Yes, yes.
28:19Wow.
28:20One guy brought a tie.
28:22Yes.
28:22He kept a cup of coffee in front of him.
28:23Wow.
28:24He kept a table in front of him.
28:25Wow.
28:26He was reading.
28:26Yes.
28:27He used to sit on it and eat his food.
28:31Mr. Anil, tell me something.
28:32Yes.
28:33He used to throw us in the house like this.
28:35Yes.
28:36He didn't even let us have tea.
28:37Wow.
28:38He used to throw us in the house for half a day.
28:40So, you used to read the newspaper all day?
28:42Yes.
28:42It's not a matter of being happy.
28:43Many people used to throw you in the washroom.
28:46But that's his weakness.
28:47I'm a coward.
28:50Many people used to throw you in the washroom.
28:53But that's his weakness.
28:56What kind of life is this?
28:58What?
28:58The newspaper girl takes Rs. 35 per kilo.
29:01This is what I'm saying.
29:02Wow.
29:03There's no time.
29:04The person who takes Rs. 35 per kilo..
29:06Yes.
29:07..recycles it and becomes a newspaper.
29:09I see.
29:10In fact, there are such newspapers now.
29:12They have come up with such editions.
29:14So that you read the newspaper.
29:15And then eat the newspaper along with the curry.
29:17What?
29:18What is this?
29:20Yes. Edible newspaper.
29:21So, you've forgotten the inside story.
29:24Mr. Haroon, it must be very painful for him.
29:27Why would it be painful?
29:28I've written a lot of stories.
29:29I've kept a lot of jalebis here.
29:31What kind of news is this that you eat the newspaper?
29:33There's a newspaper in Japan.
29:35Yes.
29:36It comes with such editions.
29:37They are made of such materials.
29:39For example, if you eat a cone..
29:41..you eat the waffles around it, right?
29:43Yes.
29:44Similarly, there's an edible newspaper.
29:47Its ink is also edible.
29:49So, you read the newspaper..
29:50..and then eat it along with the waffles.
29:52If you have an upset stomach, go to the doctor..
29:54..and tell him that you've eaten a loose newspaper.
29:57Sir, you've been kidnapped.
29:58In fact, go to the doctor.
29:59I don't know why, but I've eaten two cones.
30:02Mr. Haroon, every era has its own demands.
30:04Yes.
30:04Now, the era has become digital.
30:06So, there's no need for paper newspapers anymore.
30:09That's why he's crying.
30:10Because people couldn't even imagine..
30:13..that the newspapers would ever run out..
30:15..or their value would run out.
30:16Remember, there was a film, Back to the Future.
30:19Yes.
30:19Do you remember?
30:20They didn't show that the newspapers have run out.
30:23They showed that they've bought only one newspaper..
30:24..and the news changes on it every morning.
30:27Yes.
30:28There's a connection with its Wi-Fi or some wireless thing..
30:31..that the news changes on it every day.
30:33So, they couldn't even imagine..
30:34..that they should tell you something else.
30:37Their value is going to increase again.
30:38Why is that?
30:40It's going to increase a lot because..
30:42..there was a social media boom.
30:45Yes.
30:45The news is available on the phone.
30:47Now, the TV channels will also go down.
30:49The value will run out in four to five years.
30:52Now, this will happen.
30:53Now, all these things have come to an end.
30:54The reason for that is..
30:57..your social media..
30:59..can't be properly regulated..
31:01..by any regulatory authority.
31:03Yes.
31:04Someone is doing it from somewhere else.
31:05Someone is doing it from somewhere else.
31:07If you're in America..
31:08..then you start talking about Bhutan.
31:10What will the people of Bhutan do to you?
31:12So, that's why fake news..
31:14..is bringing that era again.
31:17You're forced to watch TV channels.
31:20And newspapers will give you the right news.
31:22But not everyone is interested in the news.
31:24Absolutely.
31:25That's why, to sell newspapers..
31:28..they invented crossword puzzles.
31:31And it was first published in newspapers.
31:32So that people read it every day.
31:34The thing is, the day the movie page was published..
31:36..the newspaper was removed from my heart.
31:38The movies reminded me..
31:39..that you used to get ads too.
31:41The whole page was filled with movies.
31:43Yes.
31:44And I was like, I want to become a hero.
31:45So, I did it.
31:48Okay, what do the Chinese do to you?
31:50Thank God, newspapers are being sold in Pakistan.
31:53Yes.
31:55By the way, I still use the newspaper very well.
31:59What?
31:59I mean, the glass of the house..
32:01..is very clean from the newspaper.
32:03Yes.
32:03That's right.
32:05That's right.
32:05It's very clean.
32:07I have a technical question.
32:08When people roll you or fold you..
32:12Yes.
32:13..don't you feel pain?
32:14No, I don't feel pain.
32:16You keep rolling me and I feel the pain.
32:18Yes.
32:19Yes, that's right.
32:21Mr. Adan, we call social media very bad these days.
32:25But the real fake news or exaggerated news..
32:28..which we also call yellow journalism..
32:29..is only available in the newspaper.
32:31Absolutely.
32:31First of all, The Sun.
32:34Yes.
32:34It was written..
32:35The Sun was not being sold.
32:36So, they wrote that people live on the moon too.
32:39Oh.
32:40Since that day, the whole world came to know..
32:42..that The Sun was also a newspaper.
32:44You are absolutely right.
32:45And the war of yellow journalism in Pulitzer and Hearst..
32:49..was the beginning of the American-Spanish war.
32:52But it is true that reading the newspaper..
32:54..adds a lot to your vocabulary.
32:57No matter how much you read..
32:59..whether you read a book or read the news on the phone..
33:01..but the texture..
33:03..and the words that come in front of your eyes..
33:06..they remain in your memory.
33:07You are absolutely right.
33:09You remember the words because you remember the whole news.
33:12Yes.
33:12Because you forget the words.
33:14When you remember the whole news..
33:15..you remember the words that were used.
33:19I have a problem with reading the newspaper.
33:21What?
33:22When it is written, Bakiya Chutali..
33:24..it takes me an hour and a half to find Chutali.
33:28I am angry with Mr. Manga.
33:29Why?
33:30He reads as much as he can and hits me on the head.
33:33And there is one more thing.
33:34I have brought Haleem from Shahpur.
33:35Yes.
33:36Why does he keep a hot pan on me?
33:39It is okay if it is a hot pan.
33:41But what will happen to you if Amrood Dala..
33:43..puts spices on you?
33:45You don't know.
33:46My redness has gone.
33:47What?
33:48My redness has turned black.
33:50My mother makes hot parathas.
33:52And she keeps them in the newspaper.
33:54Parathas are of no value.
33:55I don't like them.
33:57In the olden days, when movies were made..
34:00..and the hero and the heroine were shown their romance..
34:02..they used to keep the newspaper up.
34:04So what was happening behind that newspaper?
34:06What?
34:06I don't know. I used to close my eyes.
34:09Why?
34:13Just see, sir. I used to go to tea houses, sir.
34:15Wow.
34:16Great poets, writers, scholars used to come.
34:18Wow.
34:19All of them used to study with me.
34:20One newspaper on every table.
34:21Park Tea House.
34:22Many people came and studied there.
34:24We used to have a meeting at some people's house.
34:25Relatives used to come and study with us.
34:26Okay, the newspaper, the one used to go to tea houses.
34:29Language used to develop through the newspaper.
34:32There used to be decency among people through the newspaper.
34:36No disputes used to be there.
34:37He used to tell the story in a great way.
34:39And when people used to read him, the biggest thing about the newspaper was
34:44that you get into the habit of reading.
34:46Yes, that's the best thing.
34:47So, today, I would like to end the complaint of the newspaper
34:49with a couplet of Badar Munir Sahib.
34:52It goes like this,
34:54Now my broken heart is more desperate than myself.
34:56Wow.
34:57Now my broken heart is more desperate than myself.
35:00Wow.
35:00In this mansion, it used to seem like a court.
35:03How many hands will I pass through till evening?
35:06In the teahouse, there used to be an Urdu newspaper.
35:08Wow.
35:12And when you get angry, when you go out with your family, Mr. Arun,
35:16they say, you can't bring a napkin for the kids,
35:18keep two newspapers with you.
35:23Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
35:26We will meet after the break.
35:36Be alert. Be alert.
35:41Be alert. Be alert.
35:43Be alert. Be alert.
35:47Welcome back, viewers.
35:49Yes, Irza.
35:50I feel that we have got gems in the audience today.
35:53Gems?
35:54Wow.
35:55How do you know about this?
35:56I feel by looking at their faces that..
35:57She feels that someone's face looks like Srini Devi's.
36:01I mean, we have got gems.
36:02I think that we will get some talent from the audience.
36:05Come. Come. Come.
36:06Yes.
36:07Greetings, sir.
36:08Greetings.
36:10Sir, I am a big fan of all of you.
36:13Especially of you and Mr. Agha.
36:15I am very happy to see all of you here.
36:18We are happy to see you here.
36:20Sir, I want to ask a question.
36:21All of you are celebrities.
36:24But there must be some celebrities for you as well.
36:27Yes.
36:27So, Mr. Agha and you, would you like to tell me
36:30who is your celebrity crush or celebrity favourite?
36:33Favourite.
36:34That's a very good question.
36:35First of all, your question is very good.
36:38Very good.
36:39Very good.
36:40Mr. Agha, there can be any female celebrity in the world
36:44whom you like so much
36:46that you want her to come in front of you
36:48and take the world away from you.
36:50No. There is no one except my wife.
36:52Oh!
36:53Wow!
36:55Wow!
36:55Wow!
36:57Wow!
36:58That day, she told me that Naseeb-O-Lal is my crush.
37:02No.
37:02If I was there, I would have asked her to bring Paan-Pun for me.
37:06When she has done the tuning in the first day, Mr. Agha..
37:10Because she told me her crush and then she became a crush.
37:14In fact, she became fresh after becoming a crush.
37:17She has asked Mr. Agha and you as well.
37:20Please tell us.
37:22Who is your crush?
37:23Look, I don't like such things.
37:26Jennifer Lawrence.
37:31This is great.
37:32I think Jennifer Lawrence is the one..
37:36Crush?
37:37Yes.
37:37Wow!
37:38You can say that she is my crush.
37:40What?
37:42If you look at other celebrities
37:44whom I am a big fan of
37:46and I would love to see the person..
37:48In fact, when you go out of a house, there is a fan moment.
37:52Yes.
37:53I have even chanted her name there.
37:55Yes.
37:55She is a director, Quentin Tarantino.
37:57Wow!
37:58Quentin?
37:59And yesterday, I was talking to Mr. Danish
38:02that I like that person so much..
38:04I don't know, I close my eyes
38:06and I don't think of any other actor after him.
38:09And you have seen him in the movie, Titanic.
38:11Leonardo?
38:12Leonardo DiCaprio.
38:12Wow!
38:13I think there is no better actor than him in the world.
38:17There is a reason for that.
38:19Leonardo DiCaprio is an actor and he is also a common man.
38:24The common man Leonardo DiCaprio
38:26is someone you don't get to know
38:29until you watch his movies.
38:31Wow!
38:32You can't recognise him.
38:33He is nowhere to be found.
38:34If you watch Revenant, you won't find Leonardo DiCaprio.
38:38I love this movie.
38:39If you watch Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio is not there.
38:43No.
38:43If you watch Catch Me If You Can
38:45or Django Unchained, he is not there.
38:47When you meet him and his personality
38:49you say, I have never seen him.
38:50The character in which he is
38:53you always see the same character.
38:55He is not there.
38:56He is nowhere to be found.
38:57That's why I think he is the best actor.
38:58A round of applause for him.
38:59Very good.
39:00Very good.
39:03After watching his Shutter Island
39:05you become a psycho for a while.
39:07Absolutely.
39:09What a mind bending ending.
39:12Next scene.
39:13Yes, sir.
39:14Greetings.
39:14Greetings.
39:16What is your name?
39:17Abdul Lateef.
39:18That's a lovely name.
39:19Abdul Lateef, what do you do?
39:21I work in a restaurant.
39:22You work in a restaurant.
39:23Do you eat?
39:24I work.
39:25You work.
39:26I work.
39:27I am a saleman.
39:28Okay, a saleman.
39:29This is not a difficult job.
39:30People in the restaurant say
39:31there is a mosquito in this.
39:33There is hair in this.
39:34What do you do?
39:35I have to handle it.
39:36You should have a good quality.
39:38You shouldn't get angry.
39:39For example, you have brought food.
39:41Yes.
39:41I will talk to you.
39:43Look at this.
39:44There is hair in the rice.
39:45Yes.
39:46Yes.
39:47Yes.
39:47In response..
39:49Someone tell Abdul Lateef
39:50there are flies in your soup.
39:51He says, no problem. I will add it to the bill.
39:55Let me tell you something.
39:56There is a restaurant in the world.
39:57It is very famous.
39:58It is very big.
39:59A lot of people go there.
40:01Once, I went to that restaurant.
40:03It is not here.
40:04There is no restaurant in Pakistan.
40:06I went to that restaurant
40:08and ordered breakfast.
40:10I told them to bring apple juice.
40:13The breakfast was served.
40:14The food was served.
40:15But the juice was not served.
40:17I was not late.
40:18I was eating my omelette.
40:20While eating, I told them
40:21to bring me some juice.
40:24They brought it.
40:26When I saw the bill,
40:27there was no juice in it.
40:28So, I called him.
40:30I told him, there was no juice in it.
40:31You can add that too.
40:33He said, no.
40:34We can't charge you that.
40:36We can't take money from you.
40:37I said, why?
40:38He said, you had to ask me twice.
40:40I had to ask him twice.
40:42Oh.
40:43Wow.
40:44This is how you make progress.
40:46Very good.
40:46You know.
40:47There is a very famous restaurant in Lahore.
40:49Once, in my dish..
40:52I didn't tell him.
40:53There was a thread.
40:54I called the waiter.
40:56I told him, there is a thread in it.
40:57He said, something is wrong.
41:00I said, I will change it.
41:01This sentence..
41:02Something is wrong.
41:04I called him.
41:05I told him, your restaurant is going to close.
41:07And it happened.
41:08It happened.
41:09Wow.
41:10This is attitude.
41:10Basically, attitude.
41:11Attitude.
41:12Basically, it is attitude.
41:13I saw another one.
41:14There was another restaurant here.
41:16I told him..
41:16Didn't your car break down?
41:17No.
41:18Wow.
41:22He had gone to the hotel.
41:24He ordered rice.
41:25There was a lizard in it.
41:26Okay.
41:26He said, come here.
41:27There was a lizard.
41:28He said, there is a crocodile in Rs. 100 rice.
41:34There was another restaurant in Lahore.
41:35It became a big hit.
41:38A lot of people started going there.
41:39I was also there.
41:40It was in open air.
41:42There was a lady and a gentleman on my table.
41:46So the lady got up and went and the sir called the waiter.
41:49So he said, I didn't eat in front of him.
41:51I have a wife, I have brought her.
41:53Look, there is a mosquito in my plate.
41:55Oh.
41:56So, it was the owner whom he called.
41:59I got to know later that it was the owner.
42:01He said, sir, this is open air and there is a mosquito here.
42:04There are only lions in our country.
42:05Oh my God.
42:07He was a great philosopher.
42:08He is very strange.
42:09So that got closed too.
42:10This happened with me.
42:12Anyway, it didn't get closed but if it stays like this, it will get closed too.
42:15There is a chain of Nihari here.
42:17So from the Nihari, the end piece of the shopping bag
42:21came out.
42:22The one which is used to hang.
42:23Yes, yes.
42:25So I said, what is this?
42:26Sir, this is a soap.
42:28Here, take it.
42:29I said, man, you..
42:31Very nice.
42:33Oh my God.
42:33I said, man, buy a soap from the shop and keep it in this.
42:37It is also a soap.
42:38Soap, soap.
42:39Someone said to Abdul Latif, there is a fly in your soup.
42:42He said, brother, should I cut it and give it to someone else?
42:45So he put it.
42:49Viewers, this was our show for today.
42:51We will meet you in the next show.
42:53Take care of yourselves.
42:54Goodbye.