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00:17Asalaam o alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:21Friends, today there is a great need for hope in our society.
00:27Remember one thing, that feeling and hope are side by side.
00:33Yes, feeling and hope are side by side. How is this side by side?
00:38If someone serves his old parents and feels for them,
00:44then the youth and children feel that they should do the same.
00:51If someone is doing it, then it is our duty to make them feel.
00:55And there is hope for the parents that their children will do the same.
00:59Even in our old age, our children will be of use to us.
01:03Wherever you see, if someone feels for a poor person,
01:07then he makes others feel.
01:09The haves, how you did the have-nots.
01:12How to serve, how to help the poor.
01:16And there is hope for the poor that we will also be helped.
01:20So remember, if you want hope to awaken in this society,
01:26to come to you, to live your life with hope,
01:30then start feeling from today.
01:32If you feel, then hope will come for everyone.
01:36Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:39Today we will take you to the police station and see what Mr. Asim is doing.
01:44What happened to Mr. Asim?
01:46Why do I have to see everything? Thank God, I am blind.
01:50Greetings.
01:54How are you, Mr. Arun?
01:57Mr. Asim, what happened to you?
01:59Why are you sitting here? If they come and see, they will scold you.
02:02I don't want to fulfill my hobby.
02:06Okay, I am doing as they do.
02:09One minute, I am getting a call.
02:11There is no sound.
02:13What are you saying?
02:17No, no, no, they will get a lady police.
02:21No, no, I am good at driving, I will send you to them.
02:25Very good.
02:27Very good.
02:28Okay, who are you?
02:30I am a thief.
02:33What an innocent man.
02:36Admit it with your own mouth that you are a thief.
02:39Sir, I am very scared of Mr. Asim.
02:41You cannot lie in front of him.
02:43Mr. Asim is not here right now.
02:45Sir, I have Mr. Asim with me.
02:47What have you stolen?
02:49Sir, I have committed a very big theft.
02:52He is a very dangerous criminal.
02:54Really? What has he done?
02:55He does very strange thefts.
02:58What?
03:00He steals some special parts of a cycle.
03:04What special parts of a cycle?
03:09For example, the bell of the cycle.
03:12He steals the bell of the cycle.
03:14Then he is very fond of stealing chains.
03:18What is his hobby of stealing chains?
03:21He says, he gets down again and again, bring it once.
03:29Then why are you not able to get out of your character?
03:32I am having fun.
03:35Sir, testing car racing.
03:37Testing car racing.
03:42Wow, he is catching me.
03:44And look, you have come with great excitement.
03:47I swear, yes.
03:48That's great.
03:50Sit down.
03:53Sit down.
03:54What happened? What has he done?
03:56I have brought my monkey.
03:59Okay, what happened?
04:00He is a very dangerous criminal.
04:02Sit here.
04:04Yes, sir.
04:06Look at this, sir.
04:07This is a ladies' blanket.
04:09This is a ladies' blanket.
04:10He talks like this.
04:12What does he do?
04:13I can't tell you.
04:15Look at this bag.
04:16This is also a ladies' purse.
04:18This is a ladies' bag.
04:19Sir, he opens a purse for women.
04:21He opens a chain around their neck.
04:23Disgusting man.
04:25Disgusting man steals their mobile phones.
04:27He does very disgusting things.
04:29You have done a very good thing by catching him.
04:32You should file an FIR.
04:33So that he doesn't come out.
04:35I was caught on the pretext of a misunderstanding.
04:36On the pretext of a misunderstanding.
04:38Sir, my mother's purse was like this.
04:39I thought mother will pick it up herself.
04:41I will pick it up.
04:43Sir.
04:47Do you have time?
04:48Yes.
04:50What do you mean?
04:51I have this time every day.
04:54Look, sir.
04:55Because of this, I got a notice from the show.
04:57Sir, you should also report.
04:59That I was at the corner all night.
05:00You were not at the corner.
05:02No, sir. I stopped at the corner.
05:04You didn't let me go to the police station.
05:06Okay. He has kept you sitting all night.
05:08How do you know that he was not at the corner?
05:11We know about your area.
05:12You live in this area.
05:14Sir, I have a will.
05:15I get a duty wherever I want.
05:17You get a duty wherever you want in Lahore.
05:19I get a duty wherever I want.
05:20Sir trusts me.
05:22He knows that I won't do anything.
05:24Okay.
05:25Sir, I haven't had breakfast.
05:27Order tea for someone.
05:28Hey.
05:29Sir, have you touched the wallet?
05:31Should I touch it?
05:33Yes.
05:34Not me.
05:36I have touched it. Not me.
05:37It's on your stomach.
05:39You have done my work too.
05:42You caught me.
05:43Sir, when a criminal is caught,
05:45they say that the police caught him.
05:47Sir, I can't control him.
05:49How?
05:50Son, when he is caught,
05:52I know that it's my job.
05:53How? How did you catch him?
05:55Sir, are you looking at this blanket?
05:56Yes.
05:58Are you looking at this wallet?
05:59Yes.
06:01Sir, I am wearing a lady's suit.
06:03I am wearing this blanket.
06:05I am wearing this wallet.
06:07I am wearing a lipstick.
06:08Yes.
06:10Believe me.
06:11I am not a crazy person.
06:13I will resign if I want to.
06:17Okay.
06:18Sir, I was talking to him.
06:20Okay.
06:21He will come and snatch the wallet.
06:23Yes.
06:24He came and snatched the wallet.
06:26Sir, I brought a perfume.
06:27Okay.
06:28Sir, I..
06:30He didn't come.
06:31Some other people came.
06:33Sir, I..
06:34He went there and stood there.
06:36Okay.
06:37He fell down.
06:39He said that he can get his phone number.
06:41Oh.
06:43You are a fool.
06:44You can get it from anywhere.
06:48Sir, he fell down.
06:49You didn't even see him.
06:51He is not there.
06:52No, that's why he didn't come.
06:56You caught him again.
06:57How can I run away without evidence?
06:59Okay.
07:00I gave him my number.
07:02Then?
07:03He kept talking to me on the phone for a few days.
07:06He impressed me a lot.
07:08He thought that my love has been caught.
07:11Okay.
07:13He kept talking to you at night.
07:14He wanted to talk to me at night.
07:16He asked me to come on WhatsApp.
07:18Okay.
07:20I was sitting there.
07:22Sir, what all did you have to do to get the money?
07:26How can I go on WhatsApp?
07:27You have to do something to get the money.
07:30You have to dance.
07:32You have to dance to get the money.
07:34One day, he insisted that
07:36he should come on video call once.
07:39Okay.
07:40Then?
07:42Why not?
07:43Why not?
07:45I called him up.
07:47Okay.
07:49I just opened my eyes a little.
07:51Okay.
07:52Then I took off my mask.
07:54The picture that is taken behind the truck,
07:56that is taken.
07:58Sometimes, the plates get spoilt.
08:00Yes, yes.
08:02It comes here.
08:03I took off my mask.
08:05Look, but with love.
08:06With love.
08:08I took off my mask.
08:09He told me to take off my mask.
08:11Okay.
08:12I just closed my eyes.
08:15Okay.
08:16He told me that your eyes are like
08:18the eyes of Goddess Siri.
08:19Okay.
08:21I thought that Amrat is right.
08:22Why?
08:24I was also able to see my video.
08:26Okay.
08:27Sir, he has a daily routine.
08:29He calls at 12 every night.
08:31He calls at 12 every night.
08:32And till when did he talk?
08:34Sir, he used to call during the day.
08:36He used to balance it.
08:38No, no. How is this possible?
08:39He used to balance it, Mr. Ghasim.
08:41He used to do it.
08:42Why didn't he do it?
08:44Sir, he used to call all night.
08:46Okay.
08:47One day, he didn't call.
08:49It was 12 noon.
08:50It was 1 o'clock.
08:51Okay.
08:53I said, God, I hope everything is fine.
08:55This criminal is so serious.
08:58I said, God, I hope everything is fine.
09:00He didn't call.
09:01I said, God, I hope everything is fine.
09:03I had closed my eyes the other day.
09:06Ghasim, how did you sleep?
09:08You used to talk on the phone all night.
09:10He used to sit in the car.
09:11He used to ask me.
09:13Mrs. Asha, the thing is
09:14when the accused is about to get caught
09:16he doesn't sleep.
09:18You brought him here because you are a power bank.
09:19You brought him here because you are a power bank.
09:24My battery is getting low.
09:26He didn't get the result.
09:28He got the result.
09:29Mr. Arun, I have a technical question.
09:31What?
09:32How did he make a woman's voice?
09:34How did he do it?
09:35He was very good at making a woman's voice.
09:37Pick up the phone and show me.
09:38I have a question.
09:40It's not easy to catch a criminal.
09:41Okay.
09:43He didn't have any training.
09:44He used to wrestle.
09:46Give me the phone.
09:47Hello.
09:48Give me the phone.
09:50He didn't have any training.
09:51He used to wrestle.
09:53Sir, when you were talking at night
09:55where were you?
09:57She is not talking at all.
09:59Asim, did you keep his nickname
10:01or did he do something?
10:03No, I didn't keep anything.
10:05I was a criminal.
10:06I was serious.
10:08I didn't know that I was going to catch him.
10:11He made me eat the papad.
10:13Okay.
10:14He made me drink the juice.
10:16I drank the juice.
10:17He made me drink the juice.
10:18Okay.
10:20He made me balance.
10:21He drank the papad.
10:23He told me to bring the shoes.
10:24I didn't know that I was going to catch him.
10:30Sir, you are very lucky.
10:35Greetings, Asim.
10:36Greetings.
10:38Sir, it's enough.
10:39It's okay.
10:41Sit at home.
10:42It's okay.
10:44It's okay.
10:45Listen to him.
10:47He is the police.
10:49He is the police.
10:50It's enough.
10:52I didn't give you rice.
10:53It's enough.
10:55Go.
10:56Why are you sending him?
10:58He is saying that it's enough.
10:59He is doing it again.
11:02Sir, the people of your village
11:03are very rude.
11:05Yes.
11:06They slap you.
11:08Why?
11:09They beat people who buy things.
11:12They misbehave?
11:13They misbehave?
11:15Yes.
11:16When I go to the shop,
11:18they tell me to look at my face.
11:19I feel like I am in a mess.
11:21It's okay.
11:22It's okay.
11:24Listen.
11:25Yes, Sarki.
11:27Take him home.
11:28Sir is calling you.
11:30Sarki, I am not feeling sleepy.
11:31Get me a bed.
11:33I will sleep.
11:34Bed is on the bed.
11:36What?
11:37Bed is on the bed.
11:39It's okay.
11:40I can sleep anywhere.
11:41Take him home.
11:43Send him today.
11:44How was he caught today?
11:46He was caught today.
11:47He told me the time.
11:49Okay.
11:50He told me to reach a certain point.
11:52Yes.
11:53I was fully prepared.
11:55You reached there.
11:56I reached there.
11:58Okay.
11:59As soon as I reached there,
12:01I stood at the junction.
12:02Okay.
12:04I walked to that place.
12:05He lost his purse in front of me.
12:07Oh.
12:08He lost his purse.
12:10He ran on the motorcycle.
12:11He ran on the motorcycle.
12:13If you hadn't done this for two days,
12:15you would have been married.
12:17Sir, it's my fault.
12:19I was told to get a gold necklace.
12:22Okay.
12:23Where should I get it?
12:25Wow.
12:26What?
12:28Mr. Asim, what did you say?
12:29I said, get the ring on the set.
12:33Look at this.
12:34The necklace has been mapped.
12:37Yes.
12:38I remember that.
12:39I had presented it to you.
12:41Sir, you take it.
12:42I am waiting for you since morning.
12:44I will take it.
12:45Don't you have any pressure?
12:47Is the land of Chobha ready?
12:48It's ready.
12:50Is there anyone outside?
12:51Open the door.
12:53No one is here.
12:54Yes, sir.
12:59Don't talk to him.
13:01It's okay. I will go inside.
13:04Give me the ring.
13:05Give it to me.
13:07Open the door.
13:08Did you present it today?
13:10Yes.
13:11You have only one handcuff.
13:13What?
13:14Only one handcuff.
13:16Can I tell you something?
13:17Asim has only one handcuff.
13:19Really?
13:20By God's grace,
13:22if he stands in front of the accused,
13:24I will tell you one more thing.
13:26He doesn't even need a gun.
13:28He just needs a gun.
13:33He has a handcuff.
13:35Sir, I am not feeling well.
13:36Believe me.
13:38I am not here to tell you.
13:40I am just sitting here.
13:42He needs a gun.
13:44Come here.
13:45Give me your hand.
13:49Hold this.
13:50Remember one thing.
13:52He shouldn't run.
13:55Understand?
13:57If he runs,
13:58I will give you another handcuff.
14:00This is his file.
14:01Okay.
14:03Okay?
14:04Okay.
14:05Take this file and go to the police station.
14:07Bring him to the police station and bring him back.
14:10Don't run.
14:13The court will present him.
14:14Sir, I don't know how to go.
14:16I don't even have a convenience store.
14:18This is also a mistake.
14:20Drive the car.
14:21Drive it.
14:23Give him the keys to the garage.
14:25Sir, such confidence is not good.
14:27Come here.
14:29It's okay, sir. I will go and come back.
14:31Come here.
14:32What is happening, Mr. Haroon?
14:34Give me the keys to the garage.
14:36He is saying that he can't run.
14:38Can you run?
14:39Don't you have enough handcuffs?
14:41I see.
14:42This is the terror of Assam.
14:44Okay.
14:45Why are you laughing?
14:47Sir, I don't have the courage.
14:48Come back and change the oil.
14:51Okay.
14:56Come on.
14:58Get up.
14:59Can't you see that he is drinking juice?
15:04Come on.
15:05Get up.
15:07Greetings, sir.
15:08How are you, sir?
15:10Fine.
15:11Why did you call us?
15:13We wanted to come to the police station.
15:14What work do you have?
15:16Why are you doing this?
15:17Who is doing this?
15:19We don't have the courage.
15:20Who are we to do this?
15:22We are just beggars.
15:23We are sitting here.
15:27This is not begging.
15:28This is a protest.
15:29You are really doing this.
15:31Who are we to do this?
15:33We are not beggars.
15:34Really?
15:36We are from Multani Raksha Bandi.
15:39Don't you have a beard?
15:40Why do you need a beard?
15:42You look like a magician.
15:45No.
15:46It's just the wind.
15:48Can't you feel it?
15:49We also have a shop.
15:52I have heard that whoever comes to your shop
15:54misbehaves and begs.
15:56What work do you have?
15:57We have a shop.
15:59If someone begs,
16:00we beat him up.
16:02We beat him up.
16:03We beat him up.
16:05We beat him up.
16:06Did you tell him?
16:08We didn't tell him.
16:09You should have told him.
16:12You come down.
16:13The wind is bad here.
16:15Don't you have any shame?
16:18We are businessmen.
16:19We are beggars.
16:21Why do you need to beg?
16:22If you wanted to beg,
16:24we would have come.
16:25We would have come.
16:26We would have asked him
16:28not to say such things.
16:31We would have asked him
16:32not to say such things.
16:34Go and ask someone to leave.
16:38We have not even got the chance
16:39to introduce him in this news.
16:41He is a gangster.
16:43He beats people up.
16:44His friend shot his friend for a burger.
16:47He is a joker.
16:49He is a joker.
16:50He is a joker.
16:52He is a joker.
16:53You should tell her that you have a bottle of vermicelli.
16:56Did she tell you that?
16:57No, she didn't.
16:58Then she must have told me.
17:00Sir, you should put them both inside.
17:02Sir, I didn't think of that.
17:06I am giving you a notice.
17:08Yes.
17:09You should tell her that you don't want to marry her.
17:10Not at all.
17:11That's what I am telling you.
17:12And especially that you don't want to marry me.
17:13And especially that you don't want to take any deal.
17:16He is directly saying that you should leave the shop.
17:23What happened?
17:24I have been punished, Mr. Badar.
17:29Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
17:31We will meet again after the break.
17:53Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
17:59There is a lady who always brings her child to our show.
18:02And she always complains about her child.
18:04She is here today as well.
18:06Let's talk about what she is here for.
18:08She is here to bring bad luck.
18:13I have come to your show once again.
18:15The food is not good.
18:17You have already done your make-up.
18:20I have come to your show once again.
18:22The food is not good.
18:23You have already done your make-up.
18:25You have already done your make-up.
18:27I have come to your show once again.
18:30Why did you slap me?
18:32Why did you slap me?
18:33Your doctor knows him.
18:35Why are you wearing glasses?
18:36I am her child.
18:38Why?
18:38Believe me, I am here to bring you bad luck.
18:40I can't speak in front of anyone.
18:43Except for you.
18:43You can speak to me with your eyes.
18:46I can't do that.
18:47How are you?
18:49Why do you have to look into my eyes?
18:51You can talk to me like this.
18:53Dear, a wise man has said that
18:56no one can look into my eyes and talk to me.
18:59Then why did you raise your hand in front of me?
19:00Didn't you hear Mr. Nusrat?
19:02What?
19:03Eyes to eyes, love to love.
19:07This is not Mr. Nusrat's song.
19:08It's from a rickshaw.
19:10It's Mr. Nusrat's song.
19:11Mr. Nusrat has done a great job.
19:13Mother, a young girl is sitting here.
19:14She is staring at me.
19:16What happened to her?
19:17The food has gone bad.
19:18Earlier, he used to eat one-willingly.
19:19Yes, she brought him here.
19:20He eats one-willingly.
19:21He is a stuntman.
19:22He is a stuntman of the stuntmen of Atmanika.
19:26He has become a child of a beggar.
19:28Oh!
19:28What happened? He has improved himself.
19:31What have you improved?
19:32I have become a stuntman.
19:34With money?
19:35With money.
19:36He says that he has bought a motorcycle from the trucks.
19:38He says that he can drive it.
19:39Yesterday, a bad teacher came in front of me.
19:42He was sitting under it.
19:43I opened the door and he didn't come out.
19:47Oh, God!
19:49I don't know where he has come from.
19:50I don't know where he has come from.
19:52Believe me, I feel bad for him.
19:54Oh!
19:55He is a young boy. He dies like this.
19:57Uncle, the way you are all dressed up
19:59it seems as if someone has died recently.
20:01He has died.
20:02His father will not come on his head
20:04when you don't have hair on your head.
20:07When the food has gone bad, he came here.
20:09When he was young, why didn't he come here?
20:11He must have been your cousin.
20:12You are useless.
20:14Uncle..
20:15I am sorry for what has happened.
20:17Four sons have never done anything for their mother.
20:20I will go to the police station first.
20:21There is no police station in Lahore that I can go to.
20:24Okay, you can go to the police station.
20:25I will go to the hospital.
20:26Oh!
20:27Gangaram, I will go to the hospital.
20:30I will go to the hospital.
20:32Sometimes, I will go to the hospital.
20:35Sometimes, I will go to the hospital.
20:37That is for women.
20:39I can't go there.
20:41No, you can't take him there.
20:43I will go to my work.
20:46He is showing you asabtaal.
20:48He is a son of asabtaal.
20:49He is not showing you a mirror.
20:52A son is a mirror.
20:53A mother's son is a mirror.
20:55He is showing his son.
20:56If you see him and believe me,
20:57then a mother's son becomes young.
20:59On whom did he go?
21:01I think he has changed.
21:07Uncle, obviously, he is your son.
21:09You must be in pain because of him.
21:10What else?
21:11What happened to his face?
21:12It happened naturally.
21:14I got hurt.
21:16Okay.
21:16I believe him.
21:17I think he did a fire stunt.
21:20He did a fire stunt.
21:21He collected the pieces of the pot
21:23and jumped.
21:25He stacked them on top of each other.
21:26He threw the pieces of the pot
21:28in the entire mall.
21:30Mother, your name is making me proud.
21:32You make my name proud.
21:33You should write your mother's name
21:35on your forehead.
21:36Tell me, did he do the stunt?
21:38He jumped from the pot.
21:40Then?
21:40I went outside and no one was there.
21:42Where was he?
21:43In the gutter.
21:45I asked him where he was.
21:47He said, he was in the gutter.
21:48Then?
21:49He said, he touched him.
21:49He said, he didn't touch him.
21:51Why?
21:52He said, he didn't go inside.
21:58Your son has got a call from Hollywood.
22:00He wants to do a stunt in a movie.
22:02It's not Hollywood.
22:03You do your work.
22:04You are a mechanic.
22:06Mr. Arun, there are many such recordings.
22:08Okay.
22:08He has crossed 18 steps.
22:11You have crossed 18 steps.
22:12I have done a C-R.
22:14I have to do it genuinely.
22:16The motorcycle is good.
22:17But it's new.
22:17It's a brand new one.
22:19Believe me.
22:19Mr. Agha, he has bought a new motorcycle.
22:23Aunt, this one..
22:23You call me your aunt.
22:24I am your father.
22:25My children have cheated me.
22:27You..
22:28Aunt, he is a one-wheeler.
22:29He should be hired.
22:31You left him for a one-wheeler.
22:32I was talking about the stunt.
22:33Are you a cowman?
22:34You should tell your mother
22:36that you have hired a one-wheeler on the streets.
22:39You don't do any work.
22:41Who told you that I have hired a one-wheeler on the streets?
22:43I felt it when I saw your feet.
22:46People do such things.
22:48People do such things.
22:49I feel it when I see your feet.
22:50It's a one-wheeler.
22:54Yes.
22:54I don't cry when I see my feet.
22:56I don't cry when I see a peacock.
22:59Who told you that you have a peacock?
23:02I said..
23:04I have hired a one-wheeler on the streets.
23:06Yes.
23:07You can't even tell your son to drink from his mother's feet.
23:11When you were doing the stunt on the bike..
23:14The bike was going like this.
23:15Has it ever happened that you left the bike in the middle
23:19in slow-mo and then you caught it again?
23:21I had left the bike once.
23:23You left the bike in the air.
23:24I left the bike in the air.
23:25She left it.
23:25She tore it as much as she could.
23:28The cars..
23:30How many cars do you have?
23:3215 cars.
23:34How did you do it?
23:35I did a jump.
23:36You did a jump.
23:37My brother is a world record holder.
23:39And the cars are not ordinary cars.
23:40Yes.
23:41They are old cars.
23:43Once, I met Mr. Sultan Golan at a place.
23:47I told him that he hasn't done any stunt after that.
23:51He said that he wanted to do it.
23:53It's a simple stunt.
23:55I will go at a speed of 160 kmph.
23:58I want to jump over a few cars.
24:01I asked him who is stopping you.
24:02He said that the commissioner is stopping me.
24:04I won't let him do it. It's a hazard.
24:05It's dangerous.
24:07I told him that he is Mr. Sultan Golan.
24:09He has a name.
24:09He has jumped over so many cars.
24:11He has only a few cars.
24:13He said that he wants to do it in reverse.
24:16Oh!
24:17I told him that he is doing the right thing.
24:19He shouldn't do it.
24:20Aunt, you should reverse this leg.
24:24I wanted to reverse it.
24:27A few days back, he jumped over a motorbike.
24:31He went to a coma.
24:31Oh, my God! He went to a coma?
24:33Yes.
24:34He went to a coma after seeing a coma.
24:37He went to a coma and the coma asked him
24:38what kind of a coma he was in.
24:41Aunt, don't you feel ashamed?
24:43Your mother had to wake you up early in the morning
24:46to take you to a dry place.
24:49Where were you since then?
24:51Aunt, your son went to a coma.
24:53Did he bring anything for you on his way back?
24:55Brother, I went to a coma. I didn't go to Dubai.
24:58He went to a coma.
25:00Okay.
25:01He brought an angel of death for him.
25:05Aunt, his father..
25:07Yes.
25:07He went to a coma. I felt sorry for him.
25:09I told him that his father went to a coma.
25:11Yes.
25:11I told him that he has a lot of money.
25:12He can go wherever he wants.
25:17I want to tell him, Haroon..
25:19..to take him in his family.
25:21Why should I take him in my family?
25:23Mother, he is a student.
25:25Okay, take him in. He is also a student.
25:28Brother, what should I make him a student of?
25:30I am telling him that you are coming home in the evening.
25:32Make him understand these things.
25:33Mother, I..
25:35Gather all of them.
25:36I will go to their house today.
25:38I will go and make them understand.
25:39God has made you so famous in the world.
25:42You have to do good.
25:43You are educated.
25:44Give them guidance.
25:45I am coming to your house today.
25:47What time will you come?
25:48The show will end at 12.
25:50There are 12-15 people in your house.
25:51What do you like to eat? I will make it for you.
25:53Look, I won't like it.
25:56I will have Nihari Nalliwali for dinner.
25:58Nihari?
25:59Nalliwali.
26:00I will kill him.
26:05I will go to their house.
26:07I will do the work of the poor people.
26:08Listen to me.
26:10He is a young boy.
26:12He will do the work of the house. Trust me.
26:14You have a lot of money left.
26:16You should give him makeup.
26:18I have brought this for Haroon.
26:20I have brought this for him.
26:23He is a young boy.
26:25He is a young boy.
26:27He is not well.
26:28He is not well.
26:30When I am going to get him an X-ray..
26:32..I will break the second bone.
26:33The one that was broken earlier.
26:35Listen to me.
26:36If you really want to do stunts..
26:38..you should get proper training for it.
26:40Yes.
26:40You should get training for it.
26:41Learn how to do it.
26:43Yes, learn how to do it.
26:46No, no.
26:47Climb the mountain.
26:48Yes.
26:48There is no such academy.
26:50I have applied this too.
26:51I want to make my mother proud.
26:53Don't make your mother proud.
26:55Remove it.
26:56Remove it.
26:57Do some work.
26:58Do some job.
26:59Bring it home and keep the money in your mother's hand.
27:02Just one rupee.
27:03He takes money to take me in the morning.
27:04In the motorcycle.
27:06When my mother does the job, why do I need it?
27:09If you can't give two rupees at home..
27:11..then give one rupee and get your mother's pedicure done.
27:14Why should I get a pedicure done?
27:15I am busy with my work.
27:17My mother needs me to take care of her.
27:19I don't want to get a pedicure.
27:21She works in people's homes.
27:23I am in my mother's arms.
27:26Yes.
27:26She gives me hot water.
27:27That's why my legs have turned black.
27:31Why?
27:31It's too hot.
27:33I don't know what temperature I am in.
27:36I have lost all my health.
27:37Oh, God.
27:38Aunt, you are so sad.
27:40What do you think? What is your future?
27:42You are so sad.
27:43I am sad for you.
27:44What do you want to say?
27:45Anyway, we will come to you.
27:47I will come to you.
27:49What?
27:49I will come to you.
27:50No, Prabhat.
27:51My car is stuck.
27:52I will come to you.
27:57Viewers, there is a small break.
27:59We will meet after the break.
28:07Welcome back, viewers.
28:08The audience that is sitting with us today..
28:10Yes.
28:11They should feel that we are well-educated, decent
28:15and sensible people.
28:17We know the fun of conversation.
28:19We know everything.
28:20They shouldn't have any doubt on us.
28:22Yes, absolutely.
28:23Mr. Agha..
28:24Why didn't you tell us about the start?
28:26No, sir. We should do this.
28:28Mr. Agha, if a mass is thrown with double the speed of light
28:32does it convert into energy?
28:33Yes.
28:34Yes, yes.
28:35The answer is right.
28:36The answer is absolutely right.
28:38The answer is absolutely right.
28:39If we have to be like this, we should be surprised.
28:44No, instead of being surprised, before they get surprised
28:47let's talk to them.
28:48They want to talk to us.
28:50Yes.
28:50Greetings.
28:51Greetings.
28:52Sir, my question is..
28:54Mr. Salim has named his teacher.
28:57Why didn't Golgi name him?
28:59He didn't let me name him.
29:01I didn't let you name him.
29:02I named him once and he refused.
29:04I told him to step back.
29:04I already had a bad reputation.
29:09Mr. Salim has no objection.
29:10He said, I am already famous in the world.
29:13That's why I had a bad reputation.
29:15Do you consider your teacher Salim or Mastana?
29:19I consider him my spiritual teacher.
29:22But..
29:22What is physical?
29:23Physical..
29:24Mr. Salim, I am not..
29:26He is your teacher.
29:29I am his student.
29:31Wow.
29:31He is your student.
29:33Yes.
29:33If you have learnt anything from Salim..
29:36Yes.
29:37Tell us one thing that you learnt from him.
29:39Of course.
29:40Sir, I learnt that you should be loyal to your work.
29:45I am a witness.
29:46Most of Mr. Salim's students are useless.
29:51No..
29:52They take money from him and buy sweets for his students.
29:55They take money from him and..
29:56Wow, Mr. Akshay.
29:57I didn't have any students.
29:58I didn't give any money.
29:59I told my students to buy sweets.
30:01He has a sister in the family.
30:04Okay, you..
30:05If he gives you a good reputation,
30:07does he give you a sister in the family?
30:10I am proud of him.
30:11Next.
30:12Greetings.
30:13Greetings.
30:13My name is Ubaidullah.
30:14Yes.
30:14I have a question.
30:15Mr. Agha, why do you promise Mr. Salim
30:17that he will show him the moon at 12.45?
30:22Only Ubaidullah can do this, Agha Ruswal.
30:25Yes.
30:26His son's name is also Ubaidullah.
30:27His son's name is also Ubaidullah.
30:29Wow.
30:29Sir, he has done it a few times.
30:34But this is our friendship.
30:35That's why he does what I tell him to do.
30:38Okay.
30:38He does what I tell him to do.
30:40Once, I told him to show his navel.
30:45Then?
30:45His navel.
30:46Oh, wow.
30:48And I won't come from there.
30:49They will kill me and eat me.
30:52So, be careful.
30:53You have come from a good public.
30:56Now, I will show you the nation.
30:59You don't keep your word.
31:01Why?
31:02You don't give me time.
31:05Mr. Haroon, before going to the next person
31:07can we do one thing?
31:09What?
31:10A cute little baby has come here.
31:12She is so cute. She is wearing a frock.
31:14Yes.
31:14I want to talk to her.
31:16Okay.
31:16Dear, will you talk to me?
31:18What is your name?
31:19Konehan.
31:20Oh, Konehan.
31:21She is very cute.
31:22What does your name mean?
31:25Okay, do you study?
31:26Yes.
31:27In which class?
31:28Two.
31:29Do you know any poem or song?
31:31Sing it.
31:32Twinkle, twinkle little star.
31:34How I wonder what you are.
31:37Up above the world so high.
31:39Like a diamond in the sky.
31:40Oh, wow.
31:43Wow.
31:45Now, tell your dad to sing.
31:48Tell him to sing.
31:48She is not an aunt.
31:50She didn't want to listen.
31:52She didn't know.
31:53She wants to remember.
31:56Yes.
31:56Greetings.
31:57Greetings.
31:58My name is Rashid Lucky.
32:00Rashid Lucky.
32:01Lucky, wow.
32:02Lucky.
32:02I think you are an artist.
32:04Your name is Lucky.
32:06Yes, I am trying. I am struggling.
32:07Are you a student of Lucky Deer?
32:09No.
32:10Okay, fine.
32:11Why is your name Lucky?
32:13Sir, I have listened to Agha Majid's songs.
32:17I have memorized a lot.
32:19Okay.
32:19After that, I have a hobby of writing.
32:21Okay, continue.
32:22I am not angry, I am not angry.
32:25I am just happy with my life.
32:31I have nothing to ask from God.
32:34I have nothing to ask from God.
32:38I am just happy with my life.
32:42I am not angry, I am not angry.
32:46I am just happy with my life.
32:50Wow.
32:51He won't listen.
32:52I am not angry, I am not angry.
32:56Very good.
32:56Very good.
32:57Is it your song?
32:58Yes.
32:59But I have heard my brother's songs.
33:02Yes.
33:02You are not even touching them.
33:07He has heard about you.
33:13This is the same thing.
33:14Come on, viewers.
33:15Agha Majid has sung Mehdi Hassan's song.
33:18He listens to it in Manat's voice.
33:21Sir, he is coming back with your legacy.
33:26Yes.
33:26My name is Zaheem Nadeer.
33:28Okay.
33:29I want to share some more poetry.
33:30Yes, go ahead.
33:32Even though I don't want to, I go again and again.
33:34Even though I don't want to, I go again and again.
33:38My eyes fall on you.
33:40Wow.
33:42Even though I don't want to, I go again and again.
33:45My eyes fall on you.
33:48I try to fall in love with you.
33:50I try to fall in love with you.
33:53But I fail.
33:54Wow.
33:58Very good.
33:59Shall I sing one more?
34:00Yes, sing one more.
34:01Being disloyal to you, my God ran away.
34:04Being disloyal to you, my God ran away.
34:07Being disloyal to you, my God ran away.
34:10Look where I am today.
34:11Wow.
34:13Wow.
34:15Wow.
34:17I had invited him once and he ate everything.
34:21Next.
34:22Greetings.
34:23Greetings.
34:24My name is Shayan Ali.
34:25Yes.
34:25I want to recite a small poem.
34:28Yes.
34:28You didn't know.
34:30You didn't know.
34:31Nor did you want to know.
34:33You didn't know.
34:35Nor did you want to know.
34:37Yes.
34:37Or what did we want?
34:39Nothing but you.
34:40Wow.
34:44Okay.
34:45Greetings.
34:45Greetings.
34:46My name is Basirat Iqbal.
34:47Okay.
34:48I want to recite a poem.
34:50Go ahead.
34:51I was in search of medicine, leaving prayers.
34:54Okay.
34:55I was in search of medicine, leaving prayers.
34:58I couldn't live in this world, leaving sins.
35:01Okay.
35:01I am amazed at my desires, Iqbal.
35:04I am amazed at my desires, Iqbal.
35:06I asked God for everything, leaving God.
35:09Let me clarify this.
35:11Yes.
35:11This is not Allama Iqbal's poem.
35:13He has never written a poem like this in his life.
35:17He never wrote a poem like this when he was a kid.
35:19He never wrote a poem like this.
35:20He never wrote a poem like this.
35:21So this must be someone else.
35:22He must be from a college.
35:25Yes, dear.
35:26Greetings.
35:27Greetings.
35:28My name is Kurutulain.
35:29Okay.
35:30My question is, what can we do to improve our sense of humor?
35:34This is a very good question.
35:36I think, what should I answer?
35:39The great comedians sitting here..
35:43They don't know anything. Let me tell them.
35:45Okay.
35:47So, generally, it seems that nothing can be learned.
35:53Be it creative or poetry.
35:56I have a request.
35:59All schools should close all schools of comedy, humor, acting,
36:04colleges and universities.
36:06This is not the case.
36:07This means that everything can be learned.
36:10As far as being creative is concerned, it is true that
36:14God is kind to someone.
36:17It is a gift from God.
36:19Whether it is a good actor, a good singer,
36:23a good writer, a good critic,
36:26it is a gift from God.
36:27But it has to be polished.
36:29As far as sense of humor is concerned,
36:31I think that only a person who can make his ego zero
36:38and can have faith in God.
36:41All these people sitting here,
36:42they are all in some kind of trouble.
36:46They have not told me.
36:48But I know that we all are.
36:49Everyone is fighting a battle that no one knows about.
36:53Everyone is fighting a battle.
36:55But this is a sign of faith.
36:57If you have faith in God, you are laughing.
37:01Despite the fact that you have problems in life,
37:04first of all, strengthen your faith.
37:06Have faith in God.
37:07This is the first thing.
37:08The second thing is that if you want to come in this field,
37:12you should read.
37:13You should read humor too.
37:15What are its branches?
37:17What are the styles of humor?
37:18What is satire?
37:20What is black humor?
37:22What is dark humor?
37:24What is political satire?
37:25Read everything.
37:26You will understand about humor.
37:28But to improve your sense,
37:29bring your ego down.
37:30Who is there to say anything to me?
37:32End this thing.
37:33Come to the level of a human being and talk to him.
37:37Then you will start seeing things as they are.
37:40And have faith in God.
37:42You will have a smile on your face.
37:44Wow.
37:48Okay, it is time for music.
37:50And I have a favorite song.
37:52Babar Sher will sing today.
37:53Rahat Fateh Ali Khan's song.
37:54Wow.
37:56What are you saying, Mr. Agha?
37:57But he will sing, Amanat Ali.
37:59What are you doing?
38:01Amanat, over to you.
38:06Very good.
38:07Very good.
38:09Now sing like him.
38:12Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
38:13We will meet you in the next show.
38:15Take care.
38:17Goodbye.