Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 18th August 2024
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00:00Hoshi Aariyaan
00:17Assalam-o-Alaikum, Naazreen.
00:18I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyaan.
00:22Naazreen, often motivational speakers say that consistency is very important in life.
00:29It is true that consistency is very important at some places, but as much as it is emphasized,
00:35remember that consistency is very harmful.
00:39Yes, many people fail in life because they are very consistent on one thing.
00:47For example, people who do not have a special talent,
00:51but they are still running after the same field.
00:54They do not have the skill, the conditions, the conducive environment, nothing.
00:59They are consistent on their path.
01:02So what is the real thing? What is important?
01:05Consistency should not be so much, but perseverance and courage should be there.
01:11Both start with C, so that you do not forget.
01:13Courage is important.
01:15What is courage?
01:16Courage is that you see and realize that this field is not mine, it is someone else's field.
01:23You should have the courage to adapt to that new field and go in that direction.
01:31If this is there, then courage is important.
01:34Consistency is not important there.
01:36Along with courage, perseverance.
01:38When you know that you have to go through these difficulties,
01:42then you will reach a great destination.
01:43Let's start today's show with this message.
01:46The message was very good.
01:47So let's meet Mr. Chaudhary.
01:50Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
01:51Greetings.
01:52You have said a very beautiful thing.
01:54Thank you very much.
01:55I have been living with this consistency all my life.
01:59With consistency?
02:00Yes.
02:00What have you been consistent on?
02:02I have been working for the poor.
02:04Really?
02:05I have been working for the poor.
02:10Okay, let me tell you something.
02:12The character of Mr. Chaudhary that we have developed,
02:17I want that there are some people like me,
02:21who do not understand things easily and do not go deep.
02:24The character that we have developed,
02:26there are many facets of this character.
02:28And you see that this is the character of our society,
02:32which is right in saying that I am consistent in this,
02:37that no one should have a problem with me.
02:39The biggest thing in this character of ours is that,
02:42you must have seen that at the end of a lot of dramas,
02:45this character lies down and says,
02:46hit me with your shoes.
02:48This is how it happens.
02:48Absolutely.
02:49This is such a big thing that if you learn this,
02:53and what is it?
02:55It is to accept your mistake.
02:57If 51% of our nation accepts this, what happens?
03:03If you point out someone's mistake,
03:04tell someone that you have this problem,
03:06then he does not listen to what you are saying.
03:09He thinks that what do I have to say in response to this?
03:13The day you start accepting it,
03:16that day you will start deciding the level of progress.
03:19Then the second thing,
03:20the second thing in this character is that,
03:22wherever he sees a problem,
03:25he does not go to the people.
03:28He himself thinks how to solve it.
03:30Don't you have any work for me?
03:36Where is Rakha today?
03:37Rakha has gone to work.
03:39Oh, so you are alone?
03:40No, no, I have a new job.
03:42Oh, you have a new job?
03:43Yes, because I have a lot of work,
03:46and I don't feel like doing it alone.
03:47This is also happening now.
03:48Who is this?
03:49Greetings, sir.
03:51Greetings.
03:52This is the new job.
03:53Oh, he is very tall.
03:55What is so proud about this, Mr. Chaudhary?
03:57There is a lot of pride in this.
03:58I have come in a suit of Boski.
04:00Believe me, it has been a couple of days,
04:02a lot of people have come, they think I am a jobless person.
04:04Mr. Chaudhary, how are your servants?
04:07Listen to me.
04:08Yes, Mr. Chaudhary, listen.
04:11Yesterday, there was a stick, hit it.
04:14Oh, what is this?
04:16I have never broken anyone's heart.
04:22Mr. Arun, the thing is that I am an enemy,
04:24so I have to be happy in the work of being an enemy.
04:26Okay.
04:27Mr. Chaudhary, I don't want to do small jobs.
04:29So what will you do?
04:30I will clean the mansion the most.
04:32Okay.
04:33I will wash the dishes, clean the floors,
04:35and make the animals walk.
04:36That's it.
04:37So, the thing is that you won't do any small job.
04:41No, Mr. Chaudhary, if you want me to do something,
04:43then do something dangerous.
04:44For example?
04:44I will kill dogs.
04:47Dangerous, Mr. Chaudhary?
04:50I am a servant, I will do it.
04:53Oh, oh, oh.
04:55What is this, Dhani?
04:56Such bad people leave their dogs at the door.
05:00No, no, don't say that.
05:02I love you a lot.
05:05Oh, no, no.
05:06There was a glass in the dustbin.
05:08It slipped out of my hand.
05:08Oh, oh, oh.
05:09I didn't even touch it,
05:11and it slipped out of my hand.
05:12Oh, you didn't even touch it?
05:13Yes.
05:13Then why are you limping?
05:14Because I am careful.
05:16Oh, oh, oh.
05:17Mr. Chaudhary.
05:17Mr. Chaudhary.
05:18I will hit you again.
05:19Tell me.
05:20Oh, oh.
05:21The interesting thing is that even if you don't do anything,
05:24even if the house is locked,
05:26you are still getting Rs. 500,000.
05:27I am so lucky that I have a unit under my hand.
05:32Everyone in the village is crying.
05:34Why don't they think about the poor?
05:37Mr. Chaudhary, who is this man?
05:38I haven't introduced him yet.
05:39He is my childhood friend.
05:41We play together.
05:43Okay.
05:44I play and he sits.
05:46He will get fat.
05:47Really?
05:47He used to play a lot.
05:51He used to play a lot.
05:52I sit and he plays.
05:53He can't even climb a tree.
05:55Mr. Chaudhary, she looks so pretty.
05:58Order two rotis.
06:03He is acting like a bad man.
06:06He is my friend.
06:09I will teach him a lesson.
06:12If I don't talk to him, I will hit him so hard that he will remember it.
06:17I don't understand.
06:17I am slowly understanding him.
06:19Yes.
06:20He is so sweet that I can't control myself.
06:24Oh, oh.
06:26Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:27Chaudhary, you look so happy.
06:30What?
06:30Greetings. Please come.
06:32Please come.
06:36When you make tea for the guests, don't you pour the tea on their faces?
06:41How dare you?
06:45Who is this guy?
06:46He is a double senpai.
06:50Chaudhary, you go ahead.
06:51I will go somewhere else.
06:52Raja, come here.
06:54How did you come?
06:54Tell me.
06:55Chaudhary, I came for an important matter.
06:57Come here.
06:58Sit there.
06:59This is your house.
07:01Have I ever interfered in your life?
07:03No, Chaudhary. It's nothing like that.
07:04Raja, I don't like the way you behave.
07:07Why?
07:08You make me look down on you.
07:12It's nothing like that.
07:14Don't talk to me like that.
07:15How did you come? Tell me.
07:17Chaudhary, I came to get my daughter married.
07:21Wow, wow.
07:22When?
07:23Next Friday.
07:24May God bless you.
07:26Please serve me well.
07:28Chaudhary, you know that Fika is not my aunt.
07:31Yes, she is.
07:31She is my childhood friend's daughter.
07:33Okay.
07:34The boy has gone abroad.
07:35I know that the boy is abroad.
07:37Won't it be late for him to go abroad?
07:39He is coming to Pakistan today.
07:40Okay, okay.
07:41He is coming today.
07:42You get married to the boy who is coming on a holiday.
07:46The boy is coming for 15 days.
07:47Okay.
07:48The boy is coming on a holiday and he is going back.
07:50I will get the girl married and take her with me.
07:52There are 12 boys.
07:54I will get the girl married and take her with me.
07:59I have promised you that I will get you married.
08:02I will get you married.
08:05Listen, I have come to give you my blessings.
08:08Are you mad?
08:09Yes.
08:10Who are you to give me your blessings?
08:12She is my daughter.
08:13Yes.
08:13Serve her for me.
08:15Chaudhary, all the arrangements are done.
08:17Okay.
08:18I just have to get the dowry.
08:20Okay.
08:21You are mad.
08:22I should call you with respect.
08:24Is the dowry done?
08:25Yes.
08:25Which dowry?
08:26Small or big?
08:27The dowry which is going on these days.
08:29The biggest one.
08:31The dowry is done, sir.
08:32Yes.
08:33I will serve you.
08:34No, no.
08:35I am happy for you.
08:36Thank God.
08:36This is the dowry.
08:37Yes, yes.
08:38You know that the boys are demanding a lot these days.
08:40May God give them wisdom.
08:43They open their mouths a lot.
08:44She is my daughter.
08:46Keep her at the back.
08:46Listen, this is the time.
08:48Yes.
08:48Chaudhary has made a small room for the boys.
08:51Yes.
08:52He has made a small room.
08:53They should have a TV in that.
08:55He is also mad.
08:56How big is the room?
08:58How big will the TV be?
08:59It is a small room.
08:59The one which is going on these days.
09:02It is 80 inches.
09:03Don't you want to see the village people outside?
09:05You have to get the house done.
09:06He is saying that they have got the house done.
09:11Adhika, give us the dowry.
09:12We will also bring a gift.
09:14May God bless you, my sister.
09:15Yes.
09:16May God bless you.
09:17May God bless you with a good receipt.
09:19Yes.
09:19You know that gold is a big custom in a wedding.
09:21It is a big custom.
09:22It is not a big deal.
09:24Let it be 15-20 gold pieces.
09:25If you give us the dowry,
09:27we will bring 20-25 gold pieces.
09:29They don't have dowry today.
09:30They have receipts.
09:32Raja, are you getting married with the boys?
09:37Are you coming from abroad or from the jail?
09:41The TV is done.
09:42So, that's it.
09:43Tell me if you need anything else.
09:44If you invite Mr. Haroon,
09:46will you ask him to gift you a house?
09:48He is a man.
09:49He doesn't deserve a house.
09:50What?
09:50Should I give you a house?
09:51Yes, why not?
09:52Your daughter has thrown a nail.
09:58Let it be, Raja.
09:59Yes.
10:00I understand what you are saying.
10:01Yes.
10:02I will bring both of you.
10:03Yes.
10:04We will make a crown out of you.
10:05A small water cooler for me on four benches.
10:09Wow!
10:10Yes.
10:12So, Mr. Chowdhury, the crown issue has been solved.
10:14Yes.
10:15Everything else is done.
10:16Yes, it's done.
10:17There is just one issue left.
10:19You are saying the same thing again.
10:20You have an issue with the grains and I have an issue with you?
10:23Everything is done.
10:24I just need to arrange for food.
10:26What are you arranging for?
10:29If Chowdhury is going to arrange for food,
10:31you are not going to do it.
10:33Don't worry, brother.
10:35I will arrange for security.
10:37Oh!
10:37If the boys say anything wrong,
10:40I will behead them.
10:46Raja.
10:47Yes.
10:47The food is ready.
10:48Greetings, Mr. Chowdhury.
10:49I have polished it.
10:50Greetings.
10:51Greetings.
10:52Greetings.
10:53Come here.
10:54What is it, brother?
10:55Come here, sir.
10:58So, Mr. Chowdhury, how are you?
10:59Thank God.
11:00In the name of God, how are you?
11:02Come here.
11:02How are you?
11:03I am fine.
11:04We met today.
11:05Yes, we met.
11:06How are you?
11:07I am fine.
11:07You have brought a water cooler as well.
11:10I thought it was your son's wedding.
11:11The boy is coming.
11:12Yes, the boy is also coming today.
11:14Come here.
11:15Come here, brother.
11:16Brother.
11:17Yes, Mr. Chowdhury.
11:17This is our house.
11:18Wait a minute.
11:29Anyway,
11:31Mr. Chowdhury.
11:32I have brought a very expensive shoe for you.
11:36Yes.
11:37Mr. Chowdhury, I was about to tell you.
11:38My son is coming back after a long time.
11:41You don't like it here.
11:43So, I got you clothes, shoes, anklets,
11:45and even dyed your hair black.
11:46I went there and told you.
11:48She said, you don't like it here as well.
11:52So, I came here.
11:54Okay, listen.
11:55Yes.
11:56He came to me to give me his daughter's dowry.
11:59Yes.
11:59And he also brought dowry for my daughter.
12:02Yes.
12:03And bread as well.
12:04So, how many people will come to your wedding?
12:06Mr. Chowdhury, you know that I am a poor man.
12:09I don't have any relatives in my village.
12:11Okay.
12:12I will have around 950 people.
12:15What?
12:15If you don't have any relatives,
12:17will these 950 people be able to give you dowry?
12:22Are you bringing 900 people from my village?
12:27If you don't have any relatives,
12:29then why are you asking for dowry?
12:31What?
12:35Tell me the truth.
12:36Will these 900 people be able to give you dowry?
12:41You know what this is?
12:42Yes, tell me.
12:43I am a poor man.
12:44Yes.
12:45But I have a daughter.
12:46I don't want to listen to this.
12:47Go and cook some food.
12:49You go and bring the people.
12:52Then I will cook some food and eat it.
12:55No, you will hunt the animals and bring them.
12:58He will also buy a mule.
13:00Aren't we both?
13:01Yes, we are both.
13:02We are getting married every year.
13:03How would I know that he will buy a mule?
13:06We don't eat big food.
13:08And we don't eat small food.
13:09If you don't eat big food,
13:11then why do big people come to you?
13:14What are you talking about?
13:16It's none of your business.
13:18You shut up.
13:18You are my daughter.
13:20Shut up.
13:21You just want to give me food.
13:23You are my daughter.
13:24I am the one who will die.
13:27We will give you food.
13:28Keep the menu of lentils and rice.
13:30It will be better.
13:31No, we don't eat lentils and rice.
13:33You don't eat lentils and rice.
13:35If you eat lentils and rice,
13:35then you will start earning money.
13:38I have come here to give you a favor.
13:41I will give you a favor.
13:42The thing is that all the arrangements have been made.
13:46Thank you very much.
13:48No, no.
13:49I can't find the tailor.
13:50He is sitting in front of your mansion.
13:53He is not coming today.
13:54I thought I will ask you.
13:55I told him that I have stopped dancing.
13:59No.
13:59Where is the tailor?
14:00He is sitting in front of my mansion.
14:02He is sitting under the tree.
14:04What is the problem if you can't find him?
14:05Yes.
14:05Tailor can play the flute.
14:06It's a good thing.
14:07Hey, go and bring the tailor.
14:11Okay, I will bring him right now.
14:15Acharya, do you know what is the matter?
14:17Yes.
14:17My son is coming today.
14:19Yes.
14:20Yes.
14:20Don't disturb me.
14:21I was saying the same thing.
14:23This boy is coming today.
14:24He must be on his way.
14:26Hello, dad.
14:27Hey.
14:27He is here.
14:28Bring the boy in the ship.
14:31Yes, I am coming.
14:34This is why we were building a small house.
14:37Uncle Syed, I really liked your mansion.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:42Mr. Chaudhary.
14:43The people have come.
14:46First Mandni Singh.
14:47Oh, then?
14:48Chaburji.
14:49I have kept my head on Chokchina's feet.
14:53Mr. Chaudhary, what is the matter?
14:54I just wanted to see the drum.
15:00Okay, drummers, play that beat.
15:02Dhin-ta-ta-ka-tik-ka-ta-ka.
15:11Mr. Chaudhary, thank you very much.
15:12You asked for the drum.
15:13All the arrangements are done.
15:15My son is getting married.
15:17I don't have anyone to dance with.
15:19Whose happiness is this?
15:21Make everyone happy.
15:22I don't have anyone to dance with.
15:24Mr. Chaudhary is fine.
15:25Mr. Chaudhary is fine?
15:26Yes.
15:28Play it.
15:29Mr. Chaudhary, first give me an advance.
15:31I don't want to play without an advance.
15:33Wow.
15:33I won't give you money if I want to dance.
15:35Yes.
15:37But listen to one thing.
15:38The people who are going to dance with Chaudhary
15:39are mine now.
15:41Come on, play the beat.
15:42Yes.
15:43Kashi.
15:44Yes.
15:45Yes.
15:46Yes.
15:47Yes.
15:48Yes.
15:49Yes.
15:50Yes.
15:51Yes.
15:52Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:56Uncle.
15:57Whose wedding is this?
15:59It's your wedding, son.
16:00Why are you asking me?
16:01Son, you have to get married.
16:03Get married now.
16:04Which groom?
16:05Which wedding?
16:06I don't want to get married.
16:07You had to get married.
16:08Take the advance.
16:10I don't want to get married.
16:13Son, do you know?
16:14Ajay is my childhood friend.
16:16Your uncle.
16:17You got engaged to his daughter in your childhood.
16:19Uncle, he is your childhood friend.
16:21Why should I get married to him?
16:23I was born in a good family.
16:25Son, he is your childhood friend.
16:27You have to get married.
16:29Dad.
16:30I am a city boy.
16:32How can I get married to a village girl?
16:35He never talks about tragedies.
16:38Uncle, you look so sad.
16:40Let's go somewhere else.
16:42Did any of you ask
16:44if the girl is ready or not?
16:46Absolutely.
16:47It doesn't matter.
16:48The boy is ready and everyone is ready.
16:49This is our society.
16:50You are educated and he is a city boy.
16:52Did you note down what I said?
16:55What?
16:55He never talks about tragedies.
16:59Mr. Ajay, you have to take an order.
17:05He will kill me.
17:07Oh no.
17:09Uncle.
17:10Oh no.
17:10He is here.
17:11Hey.
17:12What is this?
17:13Oh no.
17:14Son, what else could I have done
17:17if I had educated my daughter?
17:19Educate her as much as you want, uncle.
17:21All three of them are educated.
17:22She is a village girl.
17:23I should have taught her English.
17:25Son, don't do this.
17:27If she comes close to my daughter,
17:28I will die before that.
17:30I will die.
17:31Father, let your enemy die.
17:33You don't need to worry about this.
17:35What?
17:36I don't like this kind of people.
17:38Father,
17:39if she was a village girl,
17:42why didn't you talk to me?
17:44This is why you got married.
17:45Father, I want to focus on my career.
17:49You need to settle down, son.
17:51Father.
17:51Raja, you got a tuition from your daughter.
17:55You are giving us
17:56a lot of trouble.
17:59Sir, these days,
18:00everything is written in the books.
18:01We have to read it.
18:03Raja, listen.
18:04Yes.
18:05I won't let your daughter get married here.
18:07What?
18:08No, father.
18:09If this girl...
18:09Don't misbehave with the child.
18:11I won't let your daughter get married here.
18:13Very good.
18:14If you behave like this with another girl,
18:17I will kill you.
18:18No, sir.
18:20I like this girl.
18:21Father, do you love the lion?
18:23No, father.
18:24Go away out of my sight.
18:27Mr. Chaudhary is right in this matter.
18:29Yes.
18:30You should get married here.
18:31In fact, warn everyone.
18:33No one should marry her.
18:34No one should marry her.
18:35Mr. Chaudhary,
18:36if you want to protect someone,
18:39you have to warn them.
18:41If you want to protect someone,
18:43you have to take a toll on them
18:45because they will take their advance back.
18:52Ladies and gentlemen,
18:52there is a small break.
18:53We will meet after the break.
18:55You all drank milk from the same straw.
18:58He is asking for Rs. 2.25 lakhs.
19:00I asked him for Rs. 100.
19:01He drank it right in front of me.
19:04The police stopped him.
19:06They put a stop to him.
19:07I told you, it won't work.
19:17Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:18Mr. Chaudhary is with us during the break.
19:21This time, he has come after his daughter's wedding.
19:23He has brought his daughter-in-law along.
19:25Greetings.
19:26How are you, Haroon?
19:28You didn't tell me about your wife.
19:30Let's not talk about her.
19:34I mean to say
19:35that I have come to complain.
19:38Oh!
19:39I have given cards to everyone
19:40on the day of my son's wedding.
19:42Is it?
19:42Yes.
19:43You are the one who gave me the card.
19:45Sir, you gave me the card.
19:46Believe me.
19:47You gave me the card.
19:49I don't know where I kept it.
19:50Anyway..
19:51You gave me the card.
19:52I missed you a lot when I came to the village.
19:54And you made fun of me.
19:56Where are your manners?
19:57You have to take the money with the elders.
19:59You have to take the sugarcane.
20:01You have to take the sugarcane.
20:02No, Mr. Chaudhary.
20:02You made a mistake.
20:04You gave me your card.
20:07This girl is sitting in front of me.
20:08She is yours.
20:09How is she related to you?
20:10She is my friend.
20:11She is my friend.
20:12Okay.
20:13You told me that you didn't find a car in the village.
20:16I told you that you didn't find a car in the village.
20:18Her mother has sent her.
20:19Really?
20:20That's great.
20:21Your mother must have played the dholki for you at the wedding.
20:25Which song did she sing?
20:26I came to the village and I didn't have a father.
20:29I didn't have a mother.
20:32I was stuck under the car.
20:35Sir, uncle says the same thing.
20:37Sir, I would have played the dholki at her wedding.
20:39Do you know which song I would have sung?
20:41Which one?
20:41Come on, Varun.
20:42Who made you a bride?
20:44The ghost.
20:45Who made you a groom?
20:47The ghost.
20:49Who made you a groom?
20:51The ghost.
20:54He has sung all the songs.
20:57The card that you gave me.
20:58Yes.
20:59There are 1500 names in RSVP.
21:02You have to write the names of the people.
21:04You have written so many names.
21:06Okay.
21:07You have written so many names.
21:08Of course.
21:08Have you seen the names of the boys?
21:09No.
21:10I think the names that he has written..
21:12..I think it's Ursa's card.
21:14Mr. Varun, if you fight like this..
21:16..your mother-in-law would say..
21:17..uncle is sleeping because she misses us a lot.
21:21Mr. Chaudhary, first of all, congratulations to you.
21:24But I am sorry that I couldn't come.
21:26The recordings were going on.
21:27The recordings are going on.
21:29Stop it for my sake.
21:31I assure you, I have made arrangements for you.
21:34What is that?
21:34I have made the whole room of your house dirty.
21:38I have made it fresh.
21:39I told them to stay here.
21:40Why have you come here?
21:42What has he done?
21:43He has come with me.
21:45Oh, God.
21:46What have you done?
21:47I have made Kheer.
21:50You have made Kheer?
21:52No.
21:53I had a stove in front of me.
21:54Okay.
21:55Don't you have sugar?
21:56It was the first day.
21:57Do you give sugar to your mother-in-law?
21:59For what?
22:00For Kheer.
22:02But you should keep your daughter-in-law..
22:05..as far away from the stove as possible.
22:06If she is a man, how far will she go?
22:10That's why I am saying that..
22:11..the situation of the son is already in front of everyone.
22:12If the situation of the daughter-in-law is also like this..
22:14..then what will happen to the children?
22:15We are poor people.
22:17Yes.
22:17We don't have any servants.
22:19Okay, you keep repeating this..
22:21..that we are poor people.
22:22Because I don't think so.
22:24Okay, you have made Kheer for your husband.
22:26Yes.
22:27Stay away from your husband.
22:29Son, move the Kheer back a little.
22:31You are going to wash his ears.
22:34Do you remember how the ears were washed?
22:36Yes.
22:36Okay, do you still wash your ears like this?
22:40Yes, like this.
22:41Absolutely.
22:42Has anyone washed his ears like this?
22:43What is this scene?
22:44This scene is that..
22:45..the tray is kept here next to the ear.
22:48And there was a big iron injection..
22:51..with which you used to wash your ears so fast..
22:55..that it used to come out with everything.
22:57Oh, no.
22:57And many times, the curtain used to come out.
22:59Really?
23:03We used to hit each other with one ear..
23:05..and the curtain of the other used to come out.
23:07I am very happy.
23:08Believe me, I have cooked seven to eight dishes.
23:10I have cooked so many dishes..
23:11..that I will tell you to cook a lot of sweets.
23:13I will cook a lot of sweets.
23:16Sir, I think your entire community..
23:18..won't be so greedy that they will eat sweets.
23:21Agha, don't talk like this.
23:23Believe me, you haven't come here..
23:24..but I have given two pieces to this boy.
23:26Really?
23:27Let me talk to him.
23:30Did you notice one thing?
23:32What is it, Agha sir?
23:33The girl who has come to get him married..
23:35..she is standing behind him.
23:36Yes, she is a woman.
23:37She is sitting alone with her legs crossed.
23:38She starts talking nonsense.
23:40Get up.
23:41Get up.
23:42Get up.
23:43Come here.
23:44Come here.
23:45They are not strangers.
23:46They are all our people.
23:47That's a good thing.
23:48That's a good thing.
23:49Very good.
23:50Very good.
23:51Very nice.
23:52One thing.
23:53I don't get angry.
23:54I don't do anything.
23:55You have cooked this sweet.
23:56Yes.
23:57And now you will eat this.
23:58Yes.
23:59You had a fan that you had lit.
24:01And now you will also play the drum.
24:05This is your uncle.
24:06This is the effect of love on him.
24:08Get up.
24:09Uncle.
24:10Very good.
24:11Very good.
24:12It's done.
24:13What is done?
24:14Give me money.
24:15Mr. Arun, there is money for the face-off.
24:16You will have to give some 5-10 thousand.
24:18This is not a common man.
24:22But what face-off?
24:24Give me that face-off.
24:25Whoever sees the bride's face..
24:27..he will have to give money.
24:28Which bride is she?
24:29Did she come and show you her face or not?
24:32Sanjay Leela..
24:33From now on..
24:34..you will have to avoid Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
24:39Mr. Tule, what did you give your wife for the face-off?
24:42She wants my gold ring and my pocket.
24:44Why didn't you give her the ring yet?
24:46This is not a face-off.
24:48I don't hide anything at home.
24:50She hides her face from me.
24:51Why?
24:52Why do you do this?
24:54What should I do?
24:55Why?
24:56Just look at me.
24:58Actually, a new custom has been made.
25:00What?
25:01Hiding the face.
25:02No, actually..
25:04Actually, she has asked me..
25:05..what do you want for the face-off?
25:06I said, I don't want to hide my face.
25:09By the way, you..
25:10Nothing is happening there.
25:11Really?
25:12Yes.
25:13Believe me, I am tired.
25:14Give me Rs. 2100.
25:17I think, the sun has set.
25:20Your way was blocked.
25:22By God's grace, it would have been done.
25:25If the way was blocked, the way would have been opened.
25:28And you drank milk from the same straw.
25:31I drank milk from the same straw.
25:33I asked for Rs. 200,000.
25:34I asked for Rs. 100,000.
25:35I drank it in front of the shop.
25:37The way was blocked by the police.
25:39They put a stop to it.
25:40That's why, it didn't work.
25:44Shall I tell you one more thing?
25:45What is it, sir?
25:47Newly-wed bride and groom.
25:49The groom is standing behind her.
25:50The bride is sitting naked.
25:51Oh, my God!
25:53Don't dance and sit naked.
25:55You don't have any sense.
25:56I am telling you.
25:57Is he talking about you?
25:58Yes.
25:59Yes, he is talking about you.
26:00The boy is talking about you.
26:01He is embarrassing the elders.
26:03Uncle, come here.
26:05Come here.
26:06Tell me about the dowry.
26:08Rs. 5,00,000.
26:09Oh, my God!
26:10Rs. 5,00,000 is a small amount.
26:11Rs. 5,00,000 is a small amount.
26:13You have to pay Rs. 5,00,000.
26:17I have come to Khusra.
26:19At night.
26:20For the oil and henna ceremony.
26:21Okay.
26:22It's obvious.
26:23The relatives don't want to come.
26:24No, no.
26:25I have asked my relatives to come.
26:27Okay, okay.
26:28Yes.
26:29Kehkasha had come.
26:30Okay.
26:31Yes.
26:32Dilruba had also come.
26:33And Galaxy.
26:34Galaxy.
26:35All the aunts had come.
26:38You should be careful.
26:40You are a fan of our show.
26:41And you didn't invite Charlie.
26:43He is also a fan of yours.
26:44He has set up a page.
26:45Don't you know that?
26:46I had a fight with Khusra.
26:48It's okay, uncle.
26:49Fights happen at home.
26:52I always thought that
26:53Chaudhary is an enemy.
26:55It's not a fight.
26:56I gave him Rs. 5,00,000.
26:58He told me that I gave him Rs. 5,00,000.
26:59It's a fight.
27:00Yes.
27:01Khusra and uncle
27:02fought a lot.
27:05Uncle was so worried.
27:07How did it happen?
27:08He got angry.
27:09He got angry.
27:10He got angry.
27:11He started beating Khusra.
27:12He beat him so badly.
27:13He beat him so badly.
27:14He beat him so badly.
27:16Khusra was beating Khusra.
27:19He was beating Khusra.
27:20He was beating Khusra.
27:22He must have been very angry.
27:24He was beating Khusra.
27:26You are telling us your side of the story.
27:29We should listen to their side of the story.
27:31What happened, Charlie?
27:35I don't know.
27:36Why are you painting me?
27:37He is a terminator.
27:40Note one more thing.
27:41What?
27:42The young man is sitting in the front.
27:43The old man is sitting in the back.
27:44This is the sign of doom.
27:46He should be ashamed.
27:48What happened?
27:50Didn't you hear that
27:51this is a fight?
27:52He is feeding the old man
27:53and he is sitting here.
27:54No.
27:55Men are respected in our house.
27:57Son, you are the mother.
27:58I am sitting a lot.
27:59Why are you sitting?
28:01What is this?
28:02Men are respected in our house.
28:04Women are respected in our house.
28:05Not just women.
28:06Women are respected by everyone.
28:08By the servants, men, women, and children.
28:11What about the servants?
28:12Do they have any bad habits?
28:15They have bad habits.
28:16I was the one who gave them the permission.
28:17Tell me.
28:19I didn't do it.
28:20I gave them 5000 rupees.
28:21And they said that
28:22Khusra is not cheating.
28:24What will happen to this country?
28:25I said, I am lying.
28:26Search your pockets.
28:28Then?
28:29I am not searching.
28:30This is a fight.
28:32Mr. Robi,
28:33how much money did you invest
28:34in your son's wedding?
28:36My grandson,
28:38you should have brought
28:39Mirza Ghazi Shah.
28:40You should have bought
28:41a new car.
28:42Okay.
28:43Believe me.
28:45I didn't take even a small amount.
28:48Wow, wow, wow.
28:49He didn't even learn
28:50how to ride a horse.
28:53I lost so much money.
28:54What is this?
28:55Brother,
28:56how much did you lose?
28:57I took 5000 rupees from you.
28:58Khusra was trapped.
29:02Mr. Chaudhary,
29:03how much gold did you give
29:04to your daughter-in-law?
29:05She was so weak.
29:06Her parents gave her to me.
29:08How much gold did she give you?
29:12I am not telling you.
29:13You will steal it.
29:16Look at the ignorance.
29:17What did you do, Agha sir?
29:18Two people are standing
29:19and one chair is empty.
29:20Great.
29:21Now talk about
29:22whom should I make?
29:25Uncle,
29:26a woman should have teeth.
29:27Yes.
29:28You should have teeth.
29:29Yes.
29:30Come here, son.
29:31Come here.
29:32Brother.
29:33Brother,
29:34your love has come.
29:35Love has come?
29:36Yes.
29:37Give me your head.
29:38Okay.
29:41But whatever it is,
29:42if the bride is sitting,
29:43then her husband
29:44should sit with her.
29:45Yes, bride and groom
29:46should sit together.
29:47Yes, uncle.
29:48Yes, sit.
29:49But do you know
29:50that old people don't look good
29:51when they are standing?
29:52Yes.
29:53This is also right.
29:55I didn't like it.
29:56Look, ladies are standing here.
29:57Ladies are standing.
29:58Yes, yes.
30:00Look, sir.
30:01It's amazing.
30:02Yes.
30:03It's a new marriage.
30:04Bride and groom
30:05are not allowed to sit together.
30:06No, but it looks like
30:07Chaudhary has also come.
30:08Yes.
30:09Yes.
30:10It's a bad thing.
30:11But..
30:12But..
30:13But it's not strange
30:14for a daughter-in-law
30:15to sit with her father-in-law.
30:16But, sir..
30:17Why are you sitting
30:18inside the chair?
30:23Ladies,
30:24there is a small break.
30:25We will meet after the break.
30:26Don't try to be a guide.
30:27Sir,
30:28do you know the song
30:29that you sang
30:30with the guide?
30:31Which song?
30:32Which one?
30:33We are the Sindhi guests
30:34who live in Sindh.
30:35All of us.
30:46Welcome back, ladies.
30:48Okay.
30:49First, you tell me
30:50where will he sit?
30:51On the stool, sir.
30:52The monkey always sits here.
30:54Are you sure?
30:56He is sure
30:57that there is a stool below.
30:58He has no objection
30:59to the monkey.
31:02Sing a song today.
31:03I have brought a song.
31:04It's for all of you.
31:06Don't try to be a guide.
31:07Don't try to be a guide.
31:08Sir, do you know the song
31:09that you sang
31:10with the guide?
31:11Which song?
31:12Which one?
31:13We are the Sindhi guests
31:14who live in Sindh.
31:15All of us.
31:21Let me tell you something.
31:22A lot of people
31:23are sending CVs
31:24through WhatsApp
31:25and Instagram
31:26and Facebook.
31:27They want a job
31:28and they want a job
31:29in the media.
31:30They want a job
31:31in the media
31:32because
31:33it is their passion.
31:34And I think
31:35the number of CVs
31:36that I am getting
31:37is equal to
31:38the number of CVs
31:39that our team
31:40is getting.
31:41People must be
31:42telling you
31:43that you are
31:44in the media
31:45and you should
31:46do something for me
31:47as well.
31:48I have studied
31:49and I have done this
31:50and I have done that.
31:51So, I feel very sad.
31:52I feel sad
31:53because already
31:54in Pakistan
31:55there are
31:56more than
31:572 crores
31:58children
31:59who are not
32:00going to school.
32:01In the future
32:02they say
32:03that children
32:04are everyone's partner.
32:05So, all of them
32:06have become
32:07your children.
32:08That's right, sir.
32:09They see the children
32:10and they feel
32:11a lot of love.
32:12All of them
32:13look like their own children.
32:14So, you should
32:15understand that
32:16these are those
32:17children
32:18who are
32:19more than
32:202 crores
32:21who cannot
32:22send CVs to anyone
32:23in the future
32:24because
32:25there are
32:26more than
32:272 crores
32:28children
32:29who cannot
32:30send CVs to anyone
32:31in the future
32:32because
32:33there are
32:34more than
32:352 crores
32:36children
32:37who cannot
32:38send CVs to anyone
32:39in the future
32:40because
32:41there are
32:42more than
32:432 crores
32:44children
32:45who cannot
32:46send CVs to anyone
32:47in the future
32:48because
32:49there are
32:50more than
32:512 crores
32:52children
32:53who cannot
32:54send CVs to anyone
32:55in the future
32:56because
32:57there are
32:58more than
32:592 crores
33:00children
33:01who cannot
33:02send CVs to anyone
33:03in the future
33:04because
33:05there are
33:06more than
33:072 crores
33:08children
33:09who cannot
33:10send CVs to anyone
33:11in the future
33:12because
33:13there are
33:14more than
33:152 crores
33:16children
33:17who cannot
33:18send CVs to anyone
33:19in the future
33:20because
33:21there are
33:22more than
33:232 crores
33:24children
33:25who cannot
33:26send CVs to anyone
33:27in the future
33:28because
33:29there are
33:30more than
33:312 crores
33:32children
33:33who cannot
33:34send CVs to anyone
33:35in the future
33:36because
33:37there are
33:38more than
33:392 crores
33:40children
33:41who cannot
33:42send CVs to anyone
33:43in the future
33:44because
33:45there are
33:46more than
33:472 crores
33:48children
33:49who cannot
33:50send CVs to anyone
33:51in the future
33:52because
33:53there are
33:54more than
33:552 crores
33:56children
33:57who cannot
33:58send CVs to anyone
33:59in the future
34:00because
34:01there are
34:02more than
34:032 crores
34:04children
34:05who cannot
34:06send CVs to anyone
34:07in the future
34:08because
34:09there are
34:10more than
34:112 crores
34:12children
34:13who cannot
34:14send CVs to anyone
34:15in the future
34:16because
34:17there are
34:18more than
34:192 crores
34:20children
34:21who cannot
34:22send CVs to anyone
34:23in the future
34:24because
34:25there are
34:26more than
34:272 crores
34:28children
34:29who cannot
34:30send CVs to anyone
34:31in the future
34:32because
34:33there are
34:34more than
34:352 crores
34:36children
34:37who cannot
34:38send CVs to anyone
34:39in the future
34:40because
34:41there are
34:42more than
34:432 crores
34:44children
34:45who cannot
34:46send CVs to anyone
34:47in the future
34:48because
34:49there are
34:50more than
34:512 crores
34:52children
34:53who cannot
34:54send CVs to anyone
34:55in the future
34:56because
34:57there are
34:58more than
34:592 crores
35:00children
35:01who cannot
35:02send CVs to anyone
35:03in the future
35:04because
35:05there are
35:06more than
35:072 crores
35:08children
35:09who cannot
35:10send CVs to anyone
35:11in the future
35:12because
35:13there are
35:14more than
35:152 crores
35:16children
35:17who cannot
35:18send CVs to anyone
35:19in the future
35:20because
35:21there are
35:22more than
35:232 crores
35:24children
35:25who cannot
35:26send CVs to anyone
35:27in the future
35:28because
35:29there are
35:30more than
35:312 crores
35:32children
35:33who cannot
35:34send CVs to anyone
35:35in the future
35:36because
35:37there are
35:38more than
35:392 crores
35:40children
35:41who cannot
35:42send CVs to anyone
35:43in the future
35:44because
35:45there are
35:46more than
35:472 crores
35:48children
35:49who cannot
35:50send CVs to anyone
35:51in the future
35:52because
35:53there are
35:54more than
35:552 crores
35:56children
35:57who cannot
35:58send CVs to anyone
35:59in the future
36:00because
36:01there are
36:02more than
36:032 crores
36:04children
36:05who cannot
36:06send CVs to anyone
36:07in the future
36:08because
36:09there are
36:10more than
36:112 crores
36:12children
36:13who cannot
36:14send CVs to anyone
36:15in the future
36:16because
36:17there are
36:18more than
36:192 crores
36:20children
36:21who cannot
36:22send CVs to anyone
36:23in the future
36:24because
36:25there are
36:26more than
36:272 crores
36:28children
36:29who cannot
36:30send CVs to anyone
36:31in the future
36:32because
36:33there are
36:34more than
36:352 crores
36:36children
36:37who cannot
36:38send CVs to anyone
36:39in the future
36:40because
36:41there are
36:42more than
36:432 crores
36:44children
36:45who cannot
36:46send CVs to anyone
36:47in the future
36:48because
36:49there are
36:50more than
36:512 crores
36:52children
36:53who cannot
36:54send CVs to anyone
36:55in the future
36:56because
36:57there are
36:58more than
36:592 crores
37:00children
37:01who cannot
37:02send CVs to anyone
37:03in the future
37:04because
37:05there are
37:06more than
37:072 crores
37:08children
37:09who cannot
37:10send CVs to anyone
37:11in the future
37:12because
37:13there are
37:14more than
37:152 crores
37:16children
37:17who cannot
37:18send CVs to anyone
37:19in the future
37:20because
37:21there are
37:22more than
37:232 crores
37:24children
37:25who cannot
37:26send CVs to anyone
37:27in the future
37:28because
37:29there are
37:30more than
37:312 crores
37:32children
37:33who cannot
37:34send CVs to anyone
37:35in the future
37:36because
37:37there are
37:38more than
37:392 crores
37:40children
37:41who cannot
37:42send CVs to anyone
37:43in the future
37:44because
37:45there are
37:46more than
37:472 crores
37:48children
37:49who cannot
37:50send CVs to anyone
37:51in the future
37:52because
37:53there are
37:54more than
37:552 crores
37:56children
37:57who cannot
37:58send CVs to anyone
37:59in the future
38:00because
38:01there are
38:02more than
38:032 crores
38:04children
38:05who cannot
38:06send CVs to anyone
38:07in the future
38:08because
38:09there are
38:10more than
38:112 crores
38:12children
38:13who cannot
38:14send CVs to anyone
38:15in the future
38:16because
38:17there are
38:18more than
38:192 crores
38:20children
38:21who cannot
38:22send CVs to anyone
38:23in the future
38:24because
38:25there are
38:26more than
38:272 crores
38:28children
38:29who cannot
38:30send CVs to anyone
38:31in the future
38:32because
38:33there are
38:34more than
38:352 crores
38:36children
38:37who cannot
38:38send CVs to anyone
38:39in the future
38:40because