Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 16th November 2024
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00:18Hello, viewers, I am Arun Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan House.
00:23Today, we are going to finalise this,
00:26because we have received so many comments
00:28that we have clearly seen who has won in this house.
00:33Today, we will see who has won the game and who has lost.
00:38So, let's play the music of Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:47Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan
00:51Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan
00:53Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan
00:55The warriors of knowledge
00:57And the magicians of film
00:59The actors
01:00The actors
01:01The friends
01:02The friends
01:03Everyone has their own team
01:05And everyone has their own warriors
01:08The stars of Zebra fly on the bodies of donkeys
01:13The sun's rays fill our pockets all day
01:31Mr. Agha, you were trying to make me sit on your lap for half an hour yesterday
01:35because I have a toothache.
01:37But you didn't see the warmth of my knees.
01:39Okay, you tell me.
01:41Who has the right to go to jail first in a dance?
01:44Actually, the trust is in the rhythm from the beginning.
01:48So, today it was not in the rhythm at all.
01:55By the way, this is wrong, what Mr. Salim is doing.
01:57Because I know the rhythm and I also know the song.
01:59This is absolutely right.
02:00That's why you get double punishment.
02:04Ex-convict.
02:05Yes, captain.
02:05Do you see this key?
02:06Yes.
02:07It belongs to the jail.
02:08Okay, sir.
02:09You bring it to the jail.
02:10Sir, I will definitely..
02:11Don't give it to anyone else.
02:12Okay, okay.
02:13You have the key, right?
02:13It feels like someone is making a jail out of you.
02:17Give it to me.
02:18If you want to walk, then steal.
02:19Hey, hey.
02:22He..
02:23He..
02:23I don't know who he is.
02:25Irza, I am going to jail. Take care of yourself.
02:27I will be back soon. Wait for me.
02:30I wish you get death penalty.
02:39Give me the key.
02:40Here you go.
02:41Okay, who is the other one who should go to jail?
02:44Arzu, sorry, you have to go to jail.
02:45Yes.
02:51Malaika.
02:51Yes.
02:52There are women.
02:53Yes.
02:53Go with them.
02:58I swear, there is no problem in going to jail.
03:01I will go happily.
03:01Yes.
03:02But the man who is standing inside, I want to kill him.
03:04You..
03:04There will be cameras.
03:05Don't worry.
03:06Don't worry.
03:07You are not going for the first time.
03:09Malaika.
03:10Yes, captain.
03:11Lock the door.
03:11Go inside.
03:14Hey.
03:14You have to lock the door from inside.
03:16You have overacted.
03:17Come on.
03:22Come, come.
03:23Come, Abbas.
03:24Come, come.
03:24It was the first job.
03:26What are you saying?
03:27I am saying the right thing.
03:28You have danced so well.
03:30This is not a joke.
03:32No, captain.
03:33This is a show.
03:33No, you didn't hit me.
03:35Throw it.
03:36On the marriage.
03:39Wow.
03:40Come on.
03:43Captain, will we get the crown?
03:45Why?
03:46Malaika is saying.
03:47I think the boss is sad inside.
03:51I think he is hungry.
03:52So he is having tea and snacks.
03:53Pariah, what are you making?
03:54I am making French toast.
03:55I will also have it.
03:56I will also have it.
03:57Then come here if you want to have it.
03:59Okay.
04:00Wow.
04:01French toast is being made so well.
04:03Okay.
04:04Okay, let's go to the next task.
04:06Yes, sir.
04:07Okay.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09What is happening?
04:10What is happening?
04:11She is doing a step.
04:12She is doing a step.
04:13Malaika has fainted.
04:14Please get us out of this jail.
04:15Malaika has fainted.
04:16We have seen many like her.
04:18Water.
04:18Send some water.
04:19Please.
04:21Send some water.
04:22Is there anyone who can hear us?
04:24There is a different time film going on there.
04:27Listen to me.
04:28I will give you a task.
04:29If you do the task correctly, then you will come out.
04:32Yes.
04:32Really, captain?
04:34Come with me.
04:35Yes.
04:35We will do it.
04:36Okay.
04:37The task is..
04:38What?
04:39Whatever I will say..
04:41Sir.
04:42..the same thing will be repeated on the beat.
04:44Okay, sir.
04:45Okay, sir.
04:46And you don't have to stop.
04:46Okay.
04:47You will say..
04:48Yes, sir.
04:49Arzu Fatima.
04:50Wow, the tomatoes are very tasty.
04:52Wow, the tomatoes are very tasty.
04:54Yes, sir.
04:54After that when you will start saying it..
04:56..then I will request everyone and tell them what to say.
04:59Sir, can I say this in rap?
05:02Say it in whatever you want.
05:03Your task is, Faria..
05:05..you will do beat boxing.
05:08Your task is..
05:10Sir.
05:10..you have to laugh on the beat.
05:12Yes.
05:12You will do Meow Meow.
05:14Okay.
05:14Amanat, you will cough along with the beat.
05:17You, Azeem Vicky..
05:19Yes.
05:20..will make the sound of Karate..
05:22..but along with the beat.
05:23On the beat.
05:24Mr. Salim, you will say..
05:25..my heart has suffered a lot because of your love.
05:28Okay.
05:29Mr. Agha, you will make the sound of a crying baby.
05:34Abid, you will make the sound of a wild animal.
05:39Along with the loud voice, you will say..
05:43..why did I come into this world?
05:45When will I do this?
05:46But this..
05:47Let him say it so that we know.
05:48Why did I come into this world?
05:51Why did I come into this world?
05:53Yes, everyone start.
05:54One, two, three, go.
05:56Tomatoes are very tasty.
05:58Tomatoes are very tasty.
05:59Why did I come into this world?
06:01Why did I come into this world?
06:03One, two, three, go.
06:05Tomatoes are very tasty.
06:07Why did I come into this world?
06:09Why did I come into this world?
06:11Why did I come into this world?
06:14Why did I come into this world?
06:16Why did I come into this world?
06:20You all did a great job.
06:22I think we should call the prisoners back.
06:24Yes.
06:28You are our guest.
06:29You will bring them with respect.
06:31Okay, thank you.
06:33We will bring the guest with respect.
06:34Yes.
06:37You all will be disrespected.
06:39Not disrespect, but disrespect.
06:40Disrespect?
06:41Yes.
06:41Sorry.
06:43Come on.
06:44Wow.
06:45How are you feeling?
06:45Very good.
06:46How is your feeling?
06:47Now we will have to make two teams.
06:50Yes, sir.
06:50Because today is the final and you have a winner.
06:52People have filled our inbox.
06:56By sending messages.
06:58And we decided that instead of making it long..
07:02..because there is only one name..
07:03..which a lot of people have chosen..
07:06..that he should win.
07:08Yes.
07:08So overwhelmingly we got the messages.
07:12Now I want..
07:13Mr. Salim, come here.
07:14Yes.
07:15Come here.
07:17Come here.
07:18Come here.
07:19Mr. Agar, you also come here.
07:20Two balls.
07:21I will eat it.
07:22Come here.
07:23Eat it. You are kids.
07:24Don't refuse.
07:25Oh God.
07:28You make two teams.
07:30Okay.
07:30We are going to play a very good game.
07:32Wow.
07:33First of all, because you are eating..
07:35..so you tell us who you will take in your team.
07:37Sir, I am..
07:38He is talented.
07:38Sir, me.
07:39Yay.
07:40Now you tell us who you want to keep in your team.
07:46I don't know anything.
07:49I..
07:50Ardhu.
07:51Ardhu Patil.
07:53Now your turn.
07:53That..
07:55Faria.
07:56Yes, your turn.
07:58Goga.
07:59Goga.
08:00Your turn.
08:01Malaika.
08:02Malaika, your turn.
08:03Abid.
08:03Abid.
08:04You.
08:04Amanat.
08:06Amanat, you.
08:06Azeem Vicky.
08:07Azeem Vicky, come here.
08:08Yes.
08:10Okay.
08:11Bring all the things for the task.
08:15Bring it.
08:16Bring it.
08:22One player will get five balls.
08:25Okay.
08:25Now there are some glasses here and some places are empty.
08:29Yes, sir.
08:30You have to throw the ball on the wall.
08:33Okay.
08:33The ball should hit the wall and fall in a cup.
08:36The one who falls in the cup will be counted.
08:39The one who doesn't fall in the cup won't be counted.
08:42There will be a player to player competition.
08:44The team which can put more balls in the glasses
08:47will win.
08:48So, let's start.
08:49Yes, sir.
08:51First of all, who do you want to send?
08:53Ardhu.
08:54Go.
08:55Ardhu, take this.
08:55Ardhu from outside.
08:56Go, Simran.
08:57Why did you send him?
08:58Why?
08:59Uncle sent me. So, I sent him.
09:00Yes.
09:01Okay.
09:02At least ask me what is your mark?
09:03Yes, sir.
09:04You were standing properly.
09:07This carpet flower.
09:09Yes, sir.
09:09I have kept this.
09:10Come on, Ardhu.
09:11One.
09:13Zero.
09:15Come on.
09:15Very good.
09:16Hey.
09:18Ardhu, like this.
09:22Very good.
09:22Very good, Ardhu.
09:25Oh, no.
09:26Oh, no.
09:28It's okay.
09:29Very good.
09:33Very good, Ardhu.
09:34Oh, no.
09:37At least one is gone.
09:38One.
09:38One point is yours.
09:40Now, you send.
09:41Who will you send?
09:42Come, Faria.
09:44Faria.
09:45Faria, come.
09:46I will answer with a hint.
09:47Not even one.
09:48Not even one.
09:49Go, I have told you.
09:50Start.
09:51Come on.
09:52You can do it.
09:53You can do it.
09:53Do it.
09:55Hey.
09:56It's okay.
09:57It's okay.
09:58You are already very successful.
09:59Yes.
10:00Very good.
10:01Yes.
10:03Very good.
10:05Not even one.
10:06Hit a little harder.
10:08No.
10:09Not even one.
10:10It's okay.
10:11It's okay.
10:12There was a difference of 1900.
10:14Very good.
10:15Very good.
10:16Hard water, but a big heart.
10:17I never thought.
10:18Last ball.
10:19I never thought.
10:22You did it.
10:22Not even one.
10:23Hey.
10:25Ardhu.
10:25Yes.
10:28Your round is over.
10:29You can go back to your place.
10:30That's it, Ardhu.
10:31Very good.
10:32Mr. Agha.
10:33Mr. Agha has come from his team.
10:35Take this.
10:37One.
10:38Mr. Agha.
10:39Yes.
10:39Hit it on the air.
10:41Two.
10:42It came back.
10:43Four.
10:44Yes.
10:45Go back.
10:46Go back.
10:47Wait.
10:48Okay.
10:48Told you.
10:49No, sir.
10:50Yes.
10:51Very good.
10:52Very good.
10:53Listen to me.
10:54Very good.
10:55No.
10:56Arun, sir.
10:57Very good.
10:57The ball should hit the top.
10:59Yes.
11:00Very good.
11:01Very good.
11:03Yes, captain.
11:04Yes.
11:05Three points.
11:06Three points.
11:07Three.
11:08Very good.
11:09Captain won the game.
11:10He has come.
11:11Who will come from your team?
11:12Marhum.
11:13Sir.
11:14Yes, Marhum.
11:15Very good.
11:16Come on.
11:17Very good, Marhum.
11:20Very good.
11:21He was fast.
11:22We lost to him.
11:23Very good. He has also come out.
11:24Yes.
11:25Hey.
11:27Hey.
11:29Come on.
11:30Allah.
11:32Hey.
11:33Hey.
11:35Please sit.
11:36Let him sit.
11:38Mr. Agha.
11:39You have won one round.
11:41One round is equal to you.
11:42Who would you like to send now?
11:43Goga.
11:44Goga.
11:45Come on, Goga.
11:47Very good.
11:48Best decision.
11:49Cricket.
11:50Goga, very good.
11:51Very good.
11:52Come on.
11:52Come forward.
11:55Oh.
11:55It's okay.
11:57No problem.
11:59Yes!
12:00Yeah!
12:03Yay!
12:05No, no.
12:06One, one, one, one, one.
12:08Oh!
12:10One, one, one, one, one.
12:12One, one, one, one.
12:13Yay!
12:15Very good.
12:16Very good.
12:18Now, Mr. Salim is coming.
12:19Salim is coming.
12:20Salim is coming.
12:22Okay.
12:22I missed it. I missed it in the last one.
12:27Yes!
12:29Wow! Wow!
12:32Cheetah!
12:33You scored two, so it's a tie.
12:35It's okay. It's okay.
12:37Come on.
12:38It's a tie, Shabbah.
12:40Yes!
12:41Level. Level.
12:43If one of them goes, you win the round.
12:45Easy. Easy, sir. Easy.
12:46No problem. No problem.
12:48No problem. No problem.
12:49It's a tie.
12:50It's a tie.
12:52Yes!
12:54Wow!
12:58Sir! Sir!
12:59Wow! Wow!
13:03Amazing!
13:03Who will come from your side now?
13:05Mr. Agar, who will come from your side now?
13:08The game is tied now.
13:09I want to propose something.
13:11Go ahead.
13:12From both the teams,
13:13from one side, me and from the other side..
13:14Yes!
13:17Irza is our team.
13:17Move aside.
13:19Done. Done.
13:19Done.
13:20Come on. Come on.
13:21Come on. Come on.
13:22Amazing!
13:24Woohoo!
13:25Okay, you go first.
13:26Me first?
13:27Yes.
13:28Yes, boss!
13:29Okay.
13:30Yes.
13:31Sir. Sir. Mr. Haroon, you can do it.
13:34No problem. No problem.
13:35One is Zaya.
13:36God willing, he will also come.
13:37Shabbah. Shabbah.
13:38The other one.
13:38God willing, he will also come.
13:39Wow! Our Naida.
13:41Madhva.
13:42Yes!
13:42One.
13:44That's it. That's it.
13:45No problem. No problem.
13:46It's a tie.
13:46Zaya has come.
13:47Zaya has come.
13:48Yes!
13:49Zaya has come.
13:50Zaya has come.
13:51Good. Good.
13:52Come on, Irza.
13:53Come on.
13:54You can do it.
13:55Come on.
13:56You can do it.
13:56Come on.
13:57Hey. Hey.
13:58Naida, don't do that.
14:02Oh!
14:03Okay.
14:04Center. Center.
14:05Good one. Center.
14:06Two.
14:08Oh!
14:10Come on.
14:10One. We just..
14:11Come on, Irza.
14:12Put up force.
14:13Come on. Come on. You can do it.
14:14You can actually do it.
14:15Oh!
14:16Come on. Come on.
14:16No problem. No problem.
14:17Take it easy.
14:19Irza, you can do it.
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:23Come on. Come on.
14:24Come on. Come on.
14:25No. No.
14:26Take it easy.
14:27Come on. Come on.
14:28You can actually do it.
14:29But take it easy.
14:30Take it easy.
14:31Center. Center.
14:32One. One.
14:33He's gone.
14:34It's a tie.
14:36It's a tie again.
14:37It's a tie again.
14:38Now the captain will come.
14:39Who will be the captain first?
14:40Mr. Shreem.
14:41Come on, Pugle.
14:41Pugle, who will come?
14:42When will Shreem come?
14:44This is Mr. Agha's first time.
14:46Come on, Mr. Agha.
14:47Mr. Agha is a coward.
14:49He's a coward. He'll play.
14:50It's your wish.
14:51You win the toss.
14:52I've given him the batting.
14:54Yes.
14:55Good.
14:57Yes!
14:59Second.
15:00Come on.
15:01Very good.
15:01Come on.
15:04Wow!
15:05Wow! Wow! Wow!
15:06You've done a great job.
15:10Come on.
15:11Yes!
15:14Oh my God!
15:16Third attempt.
15:20It's okay. It's okay.
15:20Okay. Okay.
15:21It's okay.
15:22I think three is enough.
15:23Yes.
15:26Yes!
15:28Yes!
15:29Yes!
15:30Yes!
15:31Wow!
15:32You've to hit five balls.
15:35Mr. Agha, you've to hit five balls to win.
15:40Sir, I'll play the game next time.
15:42I'm very sick.
15:45Come on, Mr. Agha.
15:45Sir, I'm ready to make him sit here and still win.
15:48Okay.
15:49Come on.
15:50Sit here. Don't worry.
15:51Mr. Agha has come.
15:53No, he hasn't.
15:54Thank you, Mr. Agha.
15:59I love you, Mr. Agha.
16:00Mr. Agha, you're so nice.
16:07Wow!
16:11Wow! Wow! Wow!
16:12Very good.
16:13Happy birthday to you.
16:14This is the fourth episode of Hoshiyari House.
16:16Yes.
16:17We've received so many overwhelming comments.
16:20Wow!
16:20And only one name is echoing.
16:22Actually, two names are echoing.
16:23Yes.
16:23But one of them is echoing a lot.
16:26Wow! Wow!
16:26If you look at the names other than these two
16:30although some are less and some are more
16:33some are bad and some are good.
16:35No.
16:35People like our show.
16:37It's a bouquet.
16:38Irza, tell the names of the two finalists
16:41and invite them to the front.
16:42Absolutely.
16:43I've read all the comments, Mr. Arun.
16:45Our team is sitting here and has done an analysis
16:47as to which two people were liked the most
16:51and whose game was the best
16:53in these four episodes.
16:55So, the two names are here.
16:56Hold your hearts.
16:58The first name is
16:59Malaika.
17:01Yay!
17:04And the second name
17:05who has received the most acceptance in the public
17:10is
17:11Goga Patel.
17:12Yay!
17:14Wow!
17:16Very good!
17:19The thing is
17:21whoever loses this round
17:23doesn't have to feel bad.
17:24Okay.
17:24Irza, I want you to take Malaika here
17:27and stand with her.
17:28Hold her hand.
17:29And raise her hand
17:30if her name is mentioned in the envelope.
17:32Okay.
17:32Come with me.
17:34Okay.
17:35Hold your hearts.
17:36Because after counting till three
17:38we'll tell you who the winner is.
17:40Three
17:42two
17:43one
17:45Goga!
17:50Goga!
17:51Goga!
17:52Goga!
17:53Goga!
17:54I'll hit you.
17:55Goga!
17:57Goga!
18:00Well done.
18:01Let's give a huge round of applause for Malaika.
18:03Wow!
18:05No, don't cry.
18:06Don't cry.
18:09No, I thought..
18:10No, I can tell you by looking at the crow's feet
18:11that you started crying.
18:12Our smart people don't wear horseshoes.
18:16Thank you to all the people.
18:18You considered me worthy
18:20that I won with your messages and comments.
18:24I'll take part in the NGFORCE with my life.
18:28He'll keep laughing.
18:29What game is this?
18:32He'll keep laughing.
18:34Okay, now I'll say that Irza
18:37whatever shield he has in his mind, give it to him.
18:40Looking at Goga's personality
18:42he has been chosen for this award.
18:45Goga, thank you so much.
18:47Yeah!
18:48Wow!
18:49Wow!
18:52The entire team got money and bought a kilo of potatoes.
18:56This is your award.
18:57Yeah!
18:59Group photo.
19:01Group photo. Sit down.
19:02Everyone, come for the group photo.
19:05With the trophy.
19:06Group photo.
19:07I'm so happy. I don't think I've ever bought a cauliflower.
19:10You've got the trophy.
19:12No one should go back in his control.
19:17Viewers, don't go anywhere for a short break.
19:19We'll meet you after the break.
19:28Welcome back, viewers.
19:29Now we have a couple with us
19:32who recently got married.
19:34They came to watch our show.
19:35But their wife is complaining
19:38that they are very serious.
19:40So let's try to make them laugh.
19:43Welcome to the show.
19:44Thank you so much.
19:44But we didn't get married recently.
19:46We got married at home.
19:47By recently, I mean recently.
19:49I mean, they got married a few days ago.
19:50Right.
19:51You are very serious.
19:52How long has it been since you got married?
19:54It's been two weeks.
19:55Okay, it's been two recently.
19:56Okay, tell me.
19:58When did you find out that they are very serious?
20:00Mr. Haroon, I found out on the day of the wedding.
20:03How?
20:04When the food was served on the table
20:05you told me to take the food.
20:07You told me to get lentils for the wedding.
20:08Sir, when there will be an unfair distribution of wealth
20:12and the food won't reach the basic people
20:15how can I eat that expensive food?
20:17I just eat lentils and roti.
20:19Then why did you cook all that at the wedding?
20:21Yes.
20:22I didn't cook it.
20:22I don't know who cooked it.
20:24I mean, my brother-in-law cooked it.
20:25Okay, what was there at the reception?
20:26At the reception, my father's brother-in-law
20:30cooked a few dishes for him.
20:31Okay.
20:33My father's brother-in-law cooked a few dishes for him.
20:35You look so serious.
20:38I think you didn't even play the drums
20:40when you went to the wedding.
20:41No, no. The drummer had come.
20:43We had called him.
20:44But he said in anger, stop playing the drums.
20:47I don't like it at all.
20:48Mr. Haroon, I hear whispers from all sides.
20:50Can anyone like the drums being played?
20:52Don't worry, sir.
20:53The one who has come will die soon.
20:56Don't worry.
20:57Even if the entire village dies, you can't become Jodhuri.
20:59Okay.
21:01Come out of your seriousness.
21:02Sir, the thing is that life doesn't run on fun.
21:05Life runs on philosophy.
21:07Wow.
21:07If life runs on philosophy,
21:12then its facts will die.
21:13And the day its facts die,
21:15your soul will die.
21:17And the day your soul dies,
21:19you will be a living corpse.
21:21Mr. Haroon, why doesn't this philosophy
21:22produce any result?
21:24Look, I personally feel
21:27that if the result of philosophy
21:29starts coming out in every gathering,
21:32then life and the world will become very boring.
21:35Wow.
21:35Because philosophy shows you both sides.
21:38If one philosophy shows you the heads of a coin,
21:41then it shows you the tails of a coin.
21:43That's why I feel that all philosophies should stay alive.
21:47Everyone should listen to their point of view.
21:50And the major questions of philosophy
21:52like why, science wants to know
21:55what and how.
21:57Why does philosophy want to know?
22:00Okay?
22:00So, all these are very important.
22:02Mr. Haroon, you said a very good thing.
22:04Philosophy is the journey from knowing to not knowing.
22:08Wow.
22:10Before marriage, you had no idea about his temperament.
22:13Before marriage, he used to impress me with such things.
22:16Philosophy, full time.
22:17Aflatoon said this, Rustu said this, Niche said this.
22:20Open Niche's identity.
22:22Faiz couldn't find anyone.
22:24He picked grapes.
22:26He got injured in every way.
22:27Faiz didn't talk about Niche being a philosopher.
22:31That was a different thing.
22:32Niche is a philosopher, which I am talking about.
22:34What did he give you on the face-off?
22:36On the face-off, he told me that he has nothing to give you.
22:40He can give you a few kisses.
22:42Sister, don't worry. He will leave soon.
22:45If he has given birth to a child in this seriousness,
22:49won't you be happy?
22:50If he has a child, he will have another mouth to eat.
22:53This country will be burdened.
22:55He will be impoverished on the very first day.
22:57The land is not increasing by an inch.
22:59What impoverished will a small jaw be?
23:02I know a person who comes very close and brakes the car.
23:06Sir, you want me to keep laughing?
23:08I laughed.
23:10I don't let you hear the screams of the society in my laughter.
23:13Even after seeing such a beautiful wife,
23:15you don't feel happy.
23:16What do you mean by beautiful?
23:18Her beauty is due to the makeup, powder and blush.
23:22Her chastity is due to her wealth.
23:26If she was a beggar, she would have looked ugly.
23:30Oh, God!
23:34I don't know how long it has been since you called me.
23:37I don't feel good to call you dad.
23:41Tell me, what is the reason for your seriousness?
23:44What is the problem?
23:45People like you are the reason for my seriousness.
23:48You don't have any feelings.
23:50You don't know that the caravan is being looted.
23:52Who is looting the caravan?
23:54It's a economic system.
23:55What economic system is there in Pakistan?
23:57The unfair distribution of wealth.
23:59So, which system is better than this?
24:02This is not possible.
24:05Tell me something that truly makes you happy.
24:08There is nothing that makes him happy.
24:10There is one thing.
24:11What?
24:12Death.
24:13It takes people like me out of this life.
24:18Okay, I will arrange for it.
24:19But..
24:20Yes, yes.
24:22One apology is enough.
24:25I think you have some trauma.
24:27No, I am just fat.
24:30When he was born, his father congratulated him.
24:33He said, my house is serious.
24:36When you were born, your father also said
24:38that my house is a joke.
24:39Yes, yes, yes.
24:40Yes, yes, yes.
24:41Yes, yes, yes.
24:43Stop it.
24:43Tell me something.
24:45I had brought you a beautiful girl.
24:47I was in love with some other girl.
24:50I got married to her.
24:51She left me. I don't understand anything.
24:57Doctor, tell us something that makes you laugh.
25:02I will tell you a few things.
25:04I will tell you what I don't like about you.
25:08Wow.
25:10I don't like any kind of behavior.
25:13Wow, wow, wow.
25:15It means you don't like the deceased.
25:18Wow, wow, wow.
25:18But I don't like one or two people in every party.
25:22Wow.
25:23No matter who the party is, I don't like Lota.
25:25Wow, wow, wow.
25:30Both the parties rejected me.
25:34Both the parties rejected me.
25:36What should I say?
25:36Both the parties rejected me.
25:39What should I say?
25:40One person said, I don't like shouting.
25:43Wow, wow, wow.
25:45One person said, I don't like shouting.
25:48I am a government employee.
25:50I don't want anything.
25:52Wow, wow, wow.
25:52This is very strange.
25:54Then he can't be a government employee.
25:56If he is a government employee, then..
25:57I am a government employee.
25:58I don't want anything.
26:00I don't want to break anything.
26:03Wow, wow, wow.
26:06The gas told me that I will get my bill.
26:10Wow, wow, gas told me.
26:12The gas told me that I will get my bill.
26:15But I don't want to cook food.
26:17Wow, wow, gas told me.
26:20The gas reminded me.
26:21Mr. Salim, how are you feeling now?
26:23Sir, I have a cylinder.
26:26I don't get confused with useless people.
26:29I don't like useless people.
26:31Wow, wow, wow.
26:34I don't like useless people.
26:37My wife threatened me.
26:40So, I am a useless person.
26:44I will kill him as soon as he eats meat.
26:47This is just a thin soup.
26:49Wow, wow, wow.
26:54And the last line is..
26:55It's okay if it's 7-8.
26:58I can manage this much.
26:59Wow, wow, wow.
27:00It's okay if it's 7-8.
27:02I can manage this much.
27:04But every year, uncle.
27:06Wow, wow, wow.
27:07I don't like it.
27:11Viewers, there is a small break.
27:13I will meet you after the break.
27:14Be alert, be alert.
27:18Be alert, be alert.
27:20Welcome back, viewers.
27:21Now we are going to play a very interesting buzzer round.
27:26Wow.
27:28Okay, let's start.
27:29First of all, Faria, I would like you to see
27:32who wants to come to the game with you.
27:34Raise your hand if you want to play.
27:38You come.
27:40Wow, wow, wow.
27:44Greetings, dear.
27:45Greetings.
27:45What is your name?
27:46My name is Hurul Ain.
27:48What do you do?
27:49I study.
27:50I also teach.
27:51What are you studying?
27:52I am doing B.Sc.S.
27:54And also teaching?
27:55Yes, I am also teaching.
27:56Teacher is on the floor.
27:57Thank you, sir.
28:01Next team, Mr. Salim, I would like you to see
28:03who will dare to play with you.
28:05Raise your hand if you want to play.
28:08He was wearing a white shirt earlier.
28:10You come.
28:10Come on, wow.
28:13Do you know that he wasn't even on the set
28:17and he was standing here?
28:19Yes, I saw him.
28:20I don't know if he is a technician or not.
28:22He has come to play.
28:23And he is wearing your grandfather's shoes.
28:29Greetings.
28:30Greetings.
28:31What is your name?
28:31Mohammad Irfan.
28:32Irfan, where have you come from?
28:34From Maraca.
28:35You have come from Maraca.
28:36And what do you do?
28:37I am studying.
28:38What are you studying?
28:39I am in the first year.
28:40Now I would like to see who wants to play with you.
28:43Raise your hand.
28:44Wow, wow, wow, wow.
28:45Very good, wow, wow, wow, wow.
28:48Uncle, you come.
28:49Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
28:57Greetings, sir.
28:58Greetings.
28:59Sir, your personality is such
29:01that you are so beautiful and good looking.
29:04I feel like you are an artist
29:07or you have worked in TV.
29:08You have been a hero in films.
29:10Literally, you tell us if you have such a personality.
29:11Yes, yes, yes, sir.
29:12Sir, give him a round of applause.
29:15Okay, he has some resemblance with Sardar Kamal.
29:19Yes, some resemblance.
29:19Yes, absolutely, absolutely.
29:21And sir, even Mr. Agha is just like that.
29:24If Mr. Agha had a little longer height..
29:25Longer height.
29:26..less weight, he would have been a little cute,
29:27a little well-dressed and well-mannered.
29:33Sir, greetings.
29:34Greetings.
29:35Sir, what is your name?
29:35Shahzad Qureshi.
29:37Mr. Shahzad, what do you do?
29:38I do a government job.
29:40Okay, you do a government job.
29:41Yes.
29:42Very good.
29:43I have best wishes for all three of you.
29:45So, let's start with an easy question.
29:47Put your hands on the buzzer.
29:48I always ask the first question very easily.
29:51How many times can you fold a newspaper
29:53from half to half?
29:58Yes, Faria.
30:05Simple.
30:06A newspaper is already half.
30:08No, I have opened a newspaper.
30:10Yes.
30:11I have to fold it from half.
30:13How many times will I fold it?
30:15Yes, your answer is here.
30:16Mr. Agha.
30:17Yes, sir.
30:18How many times?
30:19When you fold a newspaper once,
30:21you don't need to fold it again.
30:22Once.
30:23Wow.
30:24Very good.
30:28Okay, next question.
30:30Before Mount Everest was discovered,
30:33which mountain was the tallest in the world?
30:36Yes, Mr. Agha.
30:39K2, sir.
30:41No, this is a wrong answer.
30:43Mr. Salim.
30:44It was Mount Everest.
30:45Very good.
30:47Very good.
30:48He is the one who clapped.
30:49What did he do?
30:50I am the one who clapped.
30:51I am the one who clapped.
30:52Why are you laughing?
30:53His voice has changed.
30:55Yes.
30:56You don't know the basic things.
30:58I could hear him say,
30:59Shimla Pahadi.
31:03Which thing is it?
31:06When it..
31:07Yes.
31:10Yes.
31:11You clapped first.
31:13Now you have to dare.
31:14Come on.
31:15Now you have to dare.
31:16If you don't want to dare, answer.
31:17Which thing is it?
31:18Do you have an answer?
31:19Answer now.
31:20Which thing is it?
31:21No.
31:22Okay, come forward.
31:25Okay, sir.
31:26Your dare is this.
31:27Because you clapped first.
31:29You are teaching mathematics.
31:32Yes.
31:32You are teaching the kids the table of two.
31:34And it is your habit to make the sound of a goat.
31:39Teach us the table of two.
31:41Two ones are for me.
31:42Two..
31:45Sir, this table will be complete.
31:47Because I want to see
31:48how two ones come or two twos come.
31:50Yes.
31:52Two twos are for me.
31:55Very good.
31:57Come back.
31:58We will play it on our turn.
31:59The one I am talking to will only talk.
32:01So, put your hands on the buzzer again.
32:04The question is a bit long.
32:05It is a short story.
32:06You will have to listen to it.
32:08Listen to it patiently.
32:11It is a Sunday morning.
32:15Everyone is sitting at home.
32:17Mother is making breakfast in the kitchen.
32:21Daughter is studying.
32:25Father is watching TV.
32:28The servant has been murdered.
32:30A distant uncle had come to stay at home.
32:34He has been to the bank since morning.
32:37Who has murdered him?
32:40The uncle who has gone to the bank.
32:42How? Why?
32:44The family knows that he has gone to the bank.
32:46They have a doubt.
32:48The uncle knows about it personally.
32:50You tell us.
32:52You didn't want the uncle.
32:53It can't be the uncle.
32:55Because the bank is closed on Sundays.
32:56What are you saying?
32:57Everyone has said it here.
32:59It is not like that. I didn't do it.
33:00No. No. Wait a second. What did you say?
33:02The bank is closed on Sundays.
33:03The bank is closed on Sundays.
33:04What did the uncle go to get?
33:05He went to get money.
33:06That's great. The bank is closed.
33:09That's great.
33:12That's great.
33:13On Sunday, I sent the uncle to the bank.
33:18Aamir met with an accident.
33:20He was injured. He was taken to the hospital.
33:22As soon as the doctor saw him, he said..
33:24..that he is my nephew.
33:26What is the question?
33:28He made all three of them dare.
33:30Look, she has dared.
33:32Now these two smart people will have to embarrass her.
33:34Yes. Of course.
33:35First of all, Mr. Salim, you will dare.
33:36It is a very simple dare.
33:37You have to shake your head in refusal..
33:40..and go to the deceased quickly.
33:42Your head shouldn't stop.
33:44You have to shake your head and come back.
33:45It is a very simple dare.
33:46Wow.
33:47You have to shake your head in refusal.
33:48You have to shake your head completely.
33:58Wow.
34:00Mr. Agha, you also come here.
34:01I will play it.
34:02Come here.
34:03We have a recording.
34:05How did you like it?
34:06He is like my brother, Mr. Malang.
34:07Okay.
34:09The thing is that someone mixed something in your food at night..
34:13..which made you lose your appetite.
34:15Oh.
34:16You were singing a Ghazal in a concert the next day.
34:18During that time, you started growling.
34:20You can't even stop singing Ghazal.
34:22Mr. Agha.
34:24Where should I take you?
34:27Okay.
34:31Let us listen to the question again.
34:32Amir got hurt and was taken to the hospital.
34:36The doctor said, this is my nephew.
34:39What about his health?
34:41Okay.
34:43This is a very simple dare.
34:44You have to shake your head in refusal.
34:47You have to shake your head in refusal.
34:48You have to shake your head completely.
34:49How is the dance of the Ghazal?
34:51He is my nephew, but Aamir says that he is neither my uncle nor my uncle.
34:57Faria.
35:00Five.
35:02Four.
35:03Three.
35:05Say something.
35:06Two.
35:07Question number four.
35:08One.
35:09Salim bhai.
35:11The doctor said that he is my nephew, but Aamir says that he is neither my uncle nor my uncle.
35:17Because he is injured, he has forgotten everything.
35:20No.
35:22Yes.
35:23He has gone to the hospital.
35:24He might have got a heart attack.
35:27What does he have to say?
35:28He has gone to the hospital.
35:29I think you are right.
35:30Very good.
35:31This is the wrong answer.
35:32Very good.
35:33Yes, Mr. Agha.
35:34He must be the son of a doctor's friend.
35:35Oh, wow.
35:36Oh, wow.
35:37Oh, wow.
35:38Okay, I will give you a hint.
35:39Give him.
35:40Give him a hint, sir.
35:41Keep your hand on the buzzer.
35:42Your hint is that he is a man.
35:46Salim bhai.
35:51That patient is a female.
35:53What difference does it make?
35:55Faria.
35:58Five.
35:59Four.
36:01Three.
36:03Two.
36:04One.
36:05Doctor must be a female.
36:06Doctor.
36:07Doctor.
36:08Yes.
36:09Yes.
36:10Very good.
36:11Very good.
36:13Very good, sir.
36:14Wow.
36:15Very good.
36:16Mr. Shahzad, congratulations.
36:17You have won this round.
36:18Bring the gift.
36:21Sir, I am very famous with Mr. Shahzad.
36:24Yes, yes.
36:25Why didn't he give me the gift today?
36:28Mr. Shahzad is a very noble man.
36:30He is a very noble man and gave a very good answer.
36:33Sir, very good.
36:36Viewers, it is time for a short break.
36:38Don't go anywhere.
36:39We will meet after the break.
36:46Welcome back, viewers.
36:47Yes, Irza.
36:48Mr. Arun, without wasting time, let's go to our audience.
36:51Yes, sir.
36:52Greetings.
36:53Greetings.
36:54Sir, myself Mohammad Arsalan Ali.
36:55And I am a computer lecturer.
36:57Okay.
36:58Basically, today I would like to dedicate one thing.
37:01It is for everyone, but especially I will dedicate it to Abid bhai.
37:04To Abid bhai.
37:05Yes.
37:06Yes, sir.
37:07Very good.
37:08Thank you very much.
37:09Really, for Abid today.
37:10Very good.
37:11Very good.
37:30Wow.
37:31Wow.
37:32Wow.
37:33Wow.
37:34Wow.
37:35Thank you very much, sir.
37:36And I will follow your advice.
37:39That means you will light the lamp.
37:41Yes, sir.
37:42Of my share.
37:43Yes, sir.
37:44Next.
37:45My name is Naeem Shah.
37:46I am from Lahore.
37:47Greetings, sir.
37:48I have a couplet for Abid bhai.
37:49Yes, sir.
37:50The audience has become a little different today.
37:51Every flower becomes a heart of a flower.
37:56The one who cries in love becomes the Taj Mahal.
37:59Wow.
38:00Wow.
38:01Wow.
38:02Thank you very much for introducing me to the Taj Mahal.
38:07No, no.
38:08It's a Taj Mahal.
38:09Yes.
38:10And uncle is so handsome.
38:11Look at him.
38:12He says, brother, I have toured the world on a motorcycle.
38:13Yes, sister.
38:14I am Khushnaseeba Shehzad.
38:15I am a bi-professional educationist.
38:16So the couplet I am going to say is dedicated to everyone.
38:17Give it.
38:18There is an optimistic message in it from me that a person should always be hopeful.
38:19This is Faraz's couplet, which is also my favorite.
38:20He says,
38:21Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:22Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:23Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:24Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:25Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:26Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:27Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:28Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:29Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:30Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:31Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:32Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:33Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:34Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:35Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:36Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:37Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:38Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:39Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:40Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:41Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:42Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:43Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:44Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:45Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:46Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:47Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:48Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:49Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:50Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:51Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:52Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:53Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:54Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:55Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:56Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:57Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:58Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
38:59Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:00Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:01Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:02Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:03Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:04Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:05Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:06Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:07Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:08Shikwa-e-zulmat-e-shab-se,
39:10Yes, brother.
39:11Greetings.
39:12My name is Tanveer Ahmed.
39:14And I am from Nankana Sahib.
39:16And I want to sing a song.
39:18Sing it well.
39:19In search of life,
39:26How close we came to death.
39:32When I thought about it, I got scared.
39:38How close we came to death.
39:42Wow, brother.
39:44What a song!
39:45Wow, wow, wow.
39:46May God bless you with a good life.
39:50Mr. Arun, what has happened these days?
39:52All the people who come to our show,
39:54mostly talk about depressing things.
39:56Or recite sad poems.
39:58Sing sad songs.
39:59Why is this so?
40:00See, overall,
40:01the environment of the whole country is such that
40:03when you turn on the TV,
40:05tell me that just like our show,
40:07you can count on four or five fingers,
40:09there will be shows.
40:10I can tell you 180 such shows
40:13in which only depressing things happen.
40:15Of politics, of national conditions.
40:17When all these people watch,
40:19then automatically,
40:21the average mood of the whole country
40:25has become a little depressive.
40:27That's why I think,
40:28like Tahir Shaheer has lit a lamp,
40:30that he does comedy poetry.
40:32Coming out in such circumstances
40:34and then making people laugh,
40:36giving them smiles.
40:38That's why we have opened this hospital.
40:40Yes, Doctor.
40:41Yes, you are absolutely right.
40:42This is a time in which
40:43a lot of problems are in front of us.
40:45When we see them,
40:47we ourselves feel that
40:48we are going to be a victim of that problem.
40:50But there are a lot of things
40:52that have to be ignored and smiled upon.
40:54This is life.
40:55Absolutely, this is life.
40:56And I feel that many times
40:58we should think that
40:59God has created us in such a way
41:01that he is also giving us a message.
41:03See,
41:04even if someone leaves this world,
41:06no one dies with them.
41:08People stay alive.
41:09This mental frame is very strong.
41:11These are very big incidents with people.
41:14People pass through it.
41:16They get out of it.
41:17I think we need to learn from this.
41:20We often taunt that people forget.
41:23They die today, tomorrow, the next day.
41:25I think this is right.
41:27God wants us to move forward.
41:29Look ahead.
41:30Tomorrow is a new day.
41:31God does not want
41:33you to hold on to just one sorrow.
41:35Your responsibility is first of all
41:37your family,
41:38then the people around you,
41:40your employees,
41:41the people who are connected to you.
41:43That is your primary responsibility.
41:45First of all, take care of them.
41:47If your conscience is satisfied
41:49that I have taken care of my family
41:51to the extent I could.
41:54Of my friends,
41:55of my employees,
41:56of my servants,
41:57of the people around me,
41:59of my colleagues.
42:00If your conscience is satisfied,
42:02then God willing,
42:03no matter what the storm is,
42:05you will reach the shore one day.
42:08Very good.
42:09Very good.
42:13Bikki bhai, I went to listen to Sadqa.
42:14The witch grabbed me by the arm and made me sit.
42:16She said, the one who comes to us,
42:17he will also come to you.
42:19One guy slapped her.
42:21Why?
42:22He said, give me Rs. 3.5 lakhs.
42:23She called him up.
42:24She rang the bell.
42:25Let it be, let it be.
42:27He has been in the village all his life.
42:29One guy brought a perfume
42:30and showed it to her.
42:31Why?
42:32He said, you have attacked me.
42:37Ladies and gentlemen,
42:38this was today's show.
42:39We will meet you in the next show.
42:40Take care of yourselves.
42:41Allah Hafiz.