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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 12th Jan 2025

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00:00Beware! Beware!
00:04Beware! Beware!
00:08Beware! Beware!
00:14Viewers, you have seen the event that is taking place, the drum is being played.
00:19Look, the thing is that this is also a way to thank Allah.
00:24On any given blessing,
00:26we should thank Him in such a way that we become happy and show it.
00:28Similarly, if someone gives you a gift and you don't show it with a smile,
00:32it doesn't look good.
00:33So, we thank Allah that your show is smart.
00:35Your show is because when you watch it, it becomes a show.
00:39When it becomes a show, you don't watch it.
00:41Because we are here because of you.
00:43You watch it, you like it, you love it.
00:46So, we make this show for you.
00:47And the biggest thing that you have achieved,
00:50this is your achievement,
00:52is that Alhamdulillah, by the grace of Almighty,
00:56we have topped in Pakistan in our show in 2024,
01:00according to the ratings that we have taken.
01:05Alhamdulillah.
01:19The thing is that not only we thank the audience who are sitting at home,
01:23but also those who have come here with a lot of hesitation.
01:26We see you, we become happy, we draw energy from you.
01:30We thank you a lot for being here.
01:33And we thank those who are sitting at home for liking us.
01:37And today, what I want to talk about is that
01:40when you buy a new car, you drive it.
01:45But there is no magic in it.
01:47The magic is in the one who conceived that engine,
01:51then he made it, designed it, drove it.
01:55There is a fuel in it.
01:56Somewhere, the petrol came out of the ground.
01:58It was refined.
02:00It came from somewhere and then went in that car.
02:03And then the car ran while it was being used.
02:05It means that I am just a driver.
02:08And the cars that you see of smartness,
02:10the real thing in it is that the people you see sitting in that car,
02:14that is our talent,
02:15we are just enjoying the car.
02:17Actually, the whole engine,
02:19today I want to introduce you to that engine.
02:22So, first of all, let's welcome the silencer, I mean, Goga.
02:24No, sorry.
02:25Engine, engine, Mr. Agha.
02:28Engine, engine, handbrake.
02:32Thank you very much.
02:33No, no, no.
02:34Mr. Agha, we are not talking about you here.
02:36Yes.
02:37Oh, you are talking about yourself.
02:39There must be a lot of heroes here, but I am the only heroine.
02:44Yes, there are.
02:45These days, there are 40 over-age heroines here.
02:48Okay, okay.
02:49When Mirza spoke, one of them is standing in our team.
02:53Aima.
02:54She said, huh.
02:58God's sake.
02:59Okay, yes.
03:00By the way, Aima is a big blast in a small packet.
03:04Here, I see that a lot of people work here.
03:09But she is very hardworking.
03:11I am unable to introduce everyone one by one because
03:15the list is so long.
03:16There are more than 70 people who make this show.
03:20And some people are still on cameras.
03:21Yes, I am forced to see those people who are very close to my heart.
03:26But right now, they are behind the camera.
03:28And it is their helplessness that if they are there,
03:30they will be able to reach us.
03:33I thank them too.
03:34In fact, I congratulate them.
03:36That this is their ambition.
03:38And according to our Prime Minister,
03:40it is Shabana Rose's ambition that today this show is at the top.
03:44And all these people you see, they are the engine.
03:47They are the people.
03:48And the person I am missing the most right now,
03:52he should be here.
03:53He is our executive producer, Hasnain Nafi.
04:00Please come, Mr. Hasnain Nafi.
04:05Come here.
04:06Come here.
04:14Mr. Hasnain, congratulations to you.
04:17Your child, whom you have taught to walk with his fingers.
04:23When did you have a child? Congratulations.
04:27He is a child of this show.
04:28How are you feeling?
04:29What are your feelings?
04:31First of all, I would like to thank my entire team,
04:36ARY.
04:38And even today, I will repeat the same words
04:42that I said when we topped last year.
04:47About Mr. Haroon.
04:48Because I will share a small experience of mine.
04:51We tried a lot to make a good comedy show.
04:55And those who know, they know it very well
04:59that a lot of pilot projects were made.
05:01It was tried many times.
05:03But when I met Mr. Haroon for the first time,
05:07and then when we topped,
05:09I said something about Mr. Haroon.
05:12I said, I don't think he is a human being.
05:15He got worried and said,
05:19is this a compliment or what?
05:21Later, when we were sitting for dinner,
05:23I told him that I have worked with so many anchors
05:27of every genre and format.
05:29I said, I don't think you are normal.
05:31If you are not normal, then this show is our top.
05:35And thank God, the way he has tied everyone up
05:39and the variation in the content.
05:41And the biggest thing, trust me,
05:43it is very difficult to make people laugh.
05:45So all credit goes to Mr. Haroon first.
05:49After that, the entire team.
05:52And obviously, our management, Mr. Fawad and Mr. Ammad,
05:56who have given us so much freedom
05:58that we are freely delivering such good content to you.
06:04Thank you very much.
06:05And let me tell you,
06:09there are two tracks on which a train runs.
06:11The job of a track is to maintain
06:14one direction, its direction.
06:18And even if it tries to derail a little,
06:21then it is a track
06:24which keeps us straight on it.
06:26Otherwise, we can do even better.
06:33And the biggest thing is
06:35that our higher management from Karachi,
06:38who have trusted us for so many kilometers,
06:41that not a single time, this never happened,
06:45that we have received a command that we have to do this and not that.
06:50This freedom actually gives you more confidence
06:54that you can do whatever you want and do it well.
06:58Thanks to them as well.
06:59And the people who are with me right now,
07:02there are many people who drive us here.
07:07So, thanks to them as well, they drive very carefully.
07:10Those people who give us timely tea.
07:13That's right.
07:15And thanks to them,
07:17they know everyone's taste as well.
07:19Yes.
07:20They make it according to that and bring it to us.
07:23And sometimes it happens that they give everyone the same taste.
07:28And you should know that
07:31the people who do the mopping here,
07:33our brothers are also here.
07:35And you should know that I think,
07:39and I think everyone will support this,
07:41that I don't think that we have ever thought
07:44that no one's work is important for the show.
07:47If a single person makes a mistake,
07:49then the whole show can be jeopardized.
07:51Yes.
07:52If Lala is not here, you can see silhouettes in our clothes.
07:55Yes, we don't dare to do it at home.
07:56Lala has ironed your clothes and now you are here.
08:02And one more thing.
08:04Four people are standing together
08:06and they are doing a favor to the whole nation.
08:09They are doing all the things.
08:11They are talking about our make-up artists.
08:14Because of them, you think that the show is a comedy show
08:17but it's not a horror show.
08:19Okay, today I am missing one more team.
08:22We work here for 12-14 hours and then leave.
08:26Now, there is a very big team of editors sitting there.
08:29They are our NLEs.
08:31They work day and night for you.
08:34We just go there to do our work.
08:37We don't make a show
08:39that we have to do this and that.
08:42No, Mr. Haroon, we do comedy here.
08:45We don't do the work of butchers.
08:46Don't get angry. I have already told you.
08:50So, thanks to those NLEs.
08:53Congratulations to them too.
08:54I was telling them to give me some food.
08:57Now, because he is there and he couldn't join us
09:01and there is a missing talent today.
09:03Yes.
09:03You all never remembered him.
09:06But I couldn't forget him.
09:08He had to leave despite his death.
09:09Yes.
09:10Give him a round of applause.
09:14Now, let's meet the people who are the pistons of this show.
09:18Our producers.
09:19Let's call them too.
09:20So, please call Mr. Umair and Mr. Fahad.
09:26Wow.
09:38These are creative minds.
09:40Masha Allah.
09:41You didn't recognize these kids by their looks.
09:44These kids are very creative.
09:46Especially, Mr. Fahad.
09:47Okay, because he is a creative mind
09:49he keeps giving us new ideas.
09:52And he keeps telling us that it will be better if we do it this way.
09:55And we keep listening to him.
09:57And he is a very good listener.
10:01Yes.
10:02I am with the team that has been topping for the past three to four years.
10:05And as Mr. Hasnain said, initially when we were doing this show
10:10I was with Mr. Hasnain when we were watching all this.
10:14All the credit for this show goes to you as an anchor and a mentor.
10:20After that, our talent team obviously
10:23who have made a bond with us from the first day till now.
10:28So, from the set to everyone, everyone has a role.
10:31Mr. Umair has a bigger role than us.
10:33So, Mr. Umair, please.
10:35He is such an innocent soul.
10:37Come here.
10:38Viewers, such an innocent soul.
10:40I told him in the beginning that he is such an innocent man.
10:43In my initial meetings, I told him that he is a very innocent man.
10:47He said that he is so innocent.
10:48He said, no, no, I am not innocent.
10:51He is such an innocent man.
10:53And I love him the most because everyone thinks that this show is their own.
10:58They think that it is their child.
10:59He gives me ideas.
11:01He gives me good ideas.
11:03And sometimes he himself realizes that this won't click.
11:07So, he finds it very nice.
11:09Mr. Umair will come to me and say,
11:13Mr. Haroon, you are doing this.
11:15If we do this, will you look at me?
11:18Will you look at me?
11:19Then do as you say.
11:22Okay.
11:23Yes, Umair.
11:24First of all, congratulations to everyone.
11:27Everyone has worked very hard for this.
11:29Off camera, talent and Mr. Haroon.
11:33No doubt, everyone has worked hard.
11:36And Mr. Haroon, who is running this show.
11:39If we look at everything, 80% of it is done by Mr. Haroon.
11:42Did you have this thought in your mind that he is not doing this?
11:46I didn't have this thought in my mind that he can't do this.
11:49Because that day I got to know.
11:52Because I have done comedy shows before.
11:54But when I met you for the first time
11:58and you were talking off screen,
12:01I got to know that you are the one who will run this show.
12:04Wow.
12:04Thank you very much.
12:06But he didn't say anything.
12:08Yes.
12:08Okay. Now, what you see on the screen,
12:12the colors that you see on the screen,
12:14the way we are visible to you,
12:17this is the work of the Director of Photography.
12:19So, why don't we introduce you to him as well.
12:22Mr. Noman, please come.
12:23Yes.
12:27Wow.
12:32This is our Director of Photography, Mr. Noman.
12:35Very talented.
12:36And by the grace of God, he is a huge resource of ARY News.
12:42And by the grace of God, he has sent him to us.
12:47And he is watching this show from a distance.
12:49But he never let us feel it.
12:52And he talks about so many secrets.
12:55And by the grace of God, he is my friend as well.
12:57So, thank you to him as well.
12:58Many congratulations to him as well.
13:00Today, we are missing Azeem Vicky.
13:02Azeem Vicky...
13:03That's it.
13:05Oh, God.
13:06May God give patience to his children.
13:09Despite Azeem Vicky's accident,
13:12he had a fracture in his arm.
13:14May God give him health and strength.
13:17He is a great man.
13:18I can't see Abdul Aziz.
13:20Yes, absolutely. He is upstairs.
13:22Yes, brother.
13:23He is using the mic.
13:24Okay, one of our colleagues, Abdul Aziz,
13:27who uses the mic for all of us,
13:29he is upstairs right now because he is setting the sound.
13:32So, he couldn't join us.
13:33Thank you to him as well.
13:34Congratulations to him as well.
13:38Viewers, the thing is,
13:39whether we want to show the old era,
13:41the new era, the police station,
13:43the market,
13:44all the things you see,
13:45the market is set up.
13:48And to make that scene, that ambience,
13:51that is the work of one man.
13:52And he is standing with us, Ashfaq Ramez.
14:02He has been named.
14:04He is the real man.
14:06Yes.
14:08She just looks at the pictures and says, okay.
14:12And brother Ashfaq is such a hardworking man.
14:15He has broken his legs a hundred times for his work.
14:19Really?
14:20He should break his legs so many times
14:22that he can become a jay's son.
14:25Okay, and here,
14:27the people who were named,
14:29the people who were called,
14:29thank you to them.
14:30Congratulations to them.
14:31The people who are driving the jeep right now,
14:33our Moon brother and other people
14:35who are behind the camera,
14:36I can see Anil brother.
14:37In OB, there is Sunny brother,
14:39who is talking in my ear.
14:41And congratulations to all of them.
14:44There is Saeed brother,
14:45Sunny brother,
14:46thank you to all of them,
14:48who are in OB as well.
14:48There are so many staff,
14:50security staff.
14:51Oh.
14:52Who are responsible for our security.
14:54They can put us in jail if they don't want to.
14:57They are so strict.
14:58They are so strict.
14:58Yes.
14:59So, thank you to them as well.
15:00Thank you to all of them.
15:02Congratulations to all of them.
15:03The biggest thing is,
15:04the administration here,
15:06who heads it,
15:07they are standing here as innocent people.
15:09Mr. Umar is standing in front of me.
15:10Mashallah, you all are performing very well.
15:14Okay.
15:14And we always try that
15:16we have topped this year as well.
15:18Inshallah.
15:18And we will top in the next decades as well.
15:20Inshallah.
15:21Inshallah.
15:22Thank you very much.
15:23Clap.
15:31Yes.
15:33Okay, look, we are the talent
15:36who are on screen.
15:37Yes.
15:37You can see us all the time.
15:39We are always in the front.
15:41So, today I don't want us to cut this cake.
15:44Yes.
15:44The ones who are in the back end,
15:46all of them should come forward.
15:47Mr. Umar, you should come forward as well.
15:48Come.
15:49Mr. Asnain, you should come forward as well.
15:50Yes.
15:51Today, you all have come forward.
15:53We will cut the cake and give it to you.
15:55Yes.
15:57Wow.
15:58Wow.
15:59Wow.
16:00Wow.
16:05Wow.
16:56Wow.
17:26Wow.
17:27Wow.
17:28Wow.
17:29Wow.
17:30Wow.
17:31Wow.
17:32Wow.
17:33Wow.
17:34Wow.
17:35Wow.
17:37Wow.
17:38Wow.
17:39Wow.
17:40Wow.
17:41Wow.
17:42Wow.
17:43Wow.
17:44Wow.
17:45Wow.
17:46Wow.
17:47Wow.
17:48Wow.
17:50Wow.
17:51Wow.
17:52Wow.
17:53Wow.
17:54Wow.
17:55Wow.
18:25Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
18:55Saate ta mere mullaan de thode
19:06Wow!
19:08Superb!
19:10Superb!
19:12Well done!
19:14Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya
19:16Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya
19:18Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya
19:20Welcome back, viewers!
19:23Viewers, now you will see a drama in our segment
19:25and today we will see what is happening under the bridge
19:27and what are they doing?
19:29and what are they doing?
19:36Assalamualaikum
19:38Ru le gaya dil da
19:40Jaani
19:42Te bhut sanu
19:44chukna pe a
19:46Curse on such a life
19:48Beshak me kina sunja
19:50nanu sunja
19:52Wahiya yaar!
19:54Thand yekeen karo
19:56Anj pehri mein chor nu chhitar pehnde
19:58Acha mujhe toh lagta hai is baar itni thand nahi padhi
20:00Tano lagta na
20:02Kaju khaane, badam khaane
20:04Asi sari zindagi takhe khaate
20:06Yaar tumne mujhe kab kaju khaate dekha hai?
20:08Khuda ka ghauf karo yaar
20:10Yeh jo baate hai na
20:12ke yaar yeh khaaloge toh sardi nahi lagegi
20:14yeh khaaloge sahi hai
20:16Sirf baate bani hai yaar
20:18Gala bani hai na
20:20Nasha nahi milega
20:22Nahi nasha nahi milega
20:24Yeh ki jana lehna toh
20:26Thand bhai yeh nahi pehnde
20:28Yeheen karo
20:30Thandi motor nu aathi nahi pehnde
20:32Yaar toh kyu motren chori karni hai
20:34Acha tumhe shandaar khaana milega
20:36Subho, dupair, shaam
20:38Kya khaate ho shauk se
20:40Zyada zyada chaul khaali de
20:42Zyada socho
20:44Tumhe shandaar pulao, korma, biryani
20:46Main khilaunga
20:49Aisa khaana milega
20:51Ke tum logon ko khaane ka nasha ho jayega
20:53Tumhaan pe toh A.R. bhai toh naal kha jaani
20:55Naal kaar bhi la jaani
20:59Tum logon ka dil nahi karta
21:01Ke tum logon ke achi jagon pe rishte ho jayen
21:03Kis cheez ki kamee hai tum dono mein?
21:05Bhai yeh lokan athbaar koi nahi
21:07Pehle change hoke mirde nahi
21:09Baaj bure nikal de
21:11Athbaar hi koi nahi hai duniya na
21:13Khaana nikal aati hai
21:15Nasha hi nikal aati hai
21:17Yaar asal masalah inka nahi hai
21:19Inke maabab ka hai
21:21Wo toh jeete jee mar gaye wo toh
21:23Nahi bhaji change pehle ture phirenda hai
21:25Udde gujara
21:27Paise junki aisi ulad ho
21:29Unhone bhi shukar kiya hoga
21:31Khuda ta baasta
21:33Har vele da chakda
21:35Keda chakda kardi main taude naal
21:37Tose mere koi gaal man nahi kedi aita
21:39Main tanu kyaan meri paan?
21:41Woh jariyan gala toh mere gala man wan nahi hai
21:43Main nahi maan sakta
21:45Woh insaaniyat hai?
21:47Main ghalat nahi hai ki
21:49Jada uslo
21:51Jada mera na uslo
21:53Ammi swaadi mere har
21:55Ek comment bhi nahi gayi
21:57Haroon sahab one sided decision nahi hona chahiye
21:59Poochhein uske maabab karte hai kya hai uske saath
22:01E di maa nu main nazar aaj maana
22:03Toh so aayab kaat di hai
22:05Tum thoda yeh saad toh jaa kar
22:07Woh bhaji yeh un dekhe hai
22:09Sanviya da kehnde hai
22:11E di maa minu har gal na tohk di hai
22:14Khaana tumhi chhanga banaya
22:16Kapde tu nahi sahi istree ki te
22:18Tote tu nahi sahi
22:20Kaar di safai tu nahi theek ki te
22:22Pagal hai ki yeh
22:24Pagal bhai jaan main toshi daso
22:26Agar khaana nahi theek hoyega
22:28Zahir hai aap theek banaya hai khaana
22:30Jani ke main inne saallan di khaana wadiya nahi banari
22:32Tusi aayam hi nahi nisheht banali
22:34Chhanga khaana banandi hai main
22:36Aaj yeh din terna mera bhya hai
22:38Tu toh main chimte chhapad ke liya hi siye na
22:40Bhai yeh thikh lo terna baaba waad ki yeh
22:43Yaar tumh log jitna aapas mein litte ho na
22:45Mujhe rakhta hai tumh mein bohot pyaar hai
22:47Yeh baat chahiye ho siye
22:49Yeh di maa pooriya reesha kar di meri yaan
22:51Aaj yeh baal main karwale laal
22:53Phat gayi parlor kehne mahin baal laali karone
22:55Parlor karaye nahi ho ne kaar mehndi laahi
22:57Haan dekho na
22:59Yeh hi rang kyon karwaya laahi
23:01Yeh hi the kehnde bhi nao de baal laal weh ke apne nahi karwale hi
23:03Nahi minu nahi daso
23:05Ke unna ki kaama keh nu na reesha lo diya
23:07Reesha lo da chhanga lagda
23:09Dil toh unka bhi hai na
23:11Yeh ho jeh koi koi bhi gal nahi hai
23:13Kato yeh reesha kar di
23:15Aachha minu kehnde apne no jade lamme na rakhe aakar
23:17Aap adde no rakhe ho yeh na
23:19Adde adde no nao de
23:21Main X-man da putar hai
23:23Haan ki ladaai aap mohalle mein kyu ladde
23:25Bura lagta hai
23:27Woh nahi udhe jaa rahe si ladde ladde
23:29Aachha inke na actually
23:31Inka sasural yeh hi hai
23:33Aapka meeka yaha hai na
23:35Haan jee haan jee
23:37Gaar jate main bol nahi sakdi
23:40Mere devar othe
23:42Mere jithani jithane
23:44Sari othe mein
23:46Othe jithane bhi bet paali
23:48Jeth hundawa jithane
23:50Sati pahene
23:52Kasoor pahenda hi hai
23:56Dekho toh di
23:58Toh di merbani
24:00In samjhau de kyon nahi
24:02Tosi bhi baari jate chhatke de
24:04Aath aath den murke khabari nahi le
24:06Dekhiya?
24:09Kyon?
24:15Putha hoke bolda
24:17Sirr thale karke lata
24:19Badal jante hai mere naal
24:21Toon badal jante hai mere naal
24:23Guft gu badal jante hai
24:25Pyaar na ghal nahi karda
24:27Azhri pahene
24:29Tosi dekho
24:31Kamal aatmi hai tosi
24:33Sati pahene
24:3520 aal ho gaye
24:38Apni pehendi koi aisi gaal nahi suni
24:40Yaar mai koi dete alzaam lao
24:42Ae banda nahi alzaam londa
24:44Ae de kaara le mere te alzaam londa
24:46Mai kehne nikki nikki gaal te londa
24:48Toh jo dekhna hona nahi hoi kahna
24:50Toh tu kyon nahi kehnda hona koi
24:52Pyaar taate maa pe hona nahi hoya
24:58Taano mesha apna
25:00Behnoi sabhi hai
25:02Taano saale hala pyaar nahi deta
25:04Azi kadhi taate kaar cho koi cheez chukki hai
25:07Acha aap is khatun ko itna zyada behen kyu samjhte hai
25:09Bhai bhuye na bhuye
25:11Amsa hai yaan
25:13Amsa hai maa pe ho jaye
25:15Unsaab inna ne sati o halataan je
25:17Yekeen karo madad ki thi
25:19Azi kitna paladi hai namak raha maa
25:21Paise dete rahe hain aapko
25:23Yekeen karo
25:25Bhai tharaan baari inna motor laahi hai
25:27Itne achhe na dil de
25:29Kani sate hal bekhiya bhi nahi
25:31Changa pala chaadu laake
25:33Tapdiyan laake
25:36Paani paanindaya
25:38Farsh nahi saab hoega
25:40Aane paani paaya na
25:42Aaye na paani paaya
25:44Teri maa baasa ji lagi hai
25:48Bhai poore kaar rahe
25:50Chitte chaate naal paani laake
25:52Aanchi pherdi ki
25:54Bas kise tariqe na maa paani pherda
25:56Sir dekha raho
25:58Meri maa anve gal kar rahi hai
26:00Chitte chaate kar rahi hai
26:02Maa ye di izzat karna
26:05Yeh aur tum dha kare ho
26:07Woh bhi saach raha hai
26:09Yeh aur meri aap rahwa
26:11Takka de saab na kha hi hai
26:13Meri ghar sonlo wo
26:15Mai tanu daas dita
26:17Mai tanu daas dita ki mai othe nahi ho rehna
26:19Jao vata kato adh gaya pehna
26:21Othe rehna gaya mai nahi rehna
26:23Keh dita bas mai nahi rehna
26:25Mai nahi rehna
26:27Bas mai keh dita mai nahi rehna
26:29Mune dete paani baanda ka nahi baanda
26:31Paani paaya meri pehna
26:33Aise zindagi na lo maot achi
26:35Taudi merbani yaar
26:37Main tusi na nasha karate
26:39Mai aay to baad tauti nala se beth ke nasha karanga
26:41Tafe je asle da na
26:43Te ithe hun tu nasha karna
26:45Dekh di haan
26:47Tusi bhi sonlo doni jade kaan khol ke
26:49Tu topi laa to kaan khol ke son
26:51Kond meri kal
26:53Aayi meri sunan deya topi main launi
26:55Innu hun nasha te lona
26:57Jinne sute ho sake deko luana
26:59Mai tanu daas rahi hain
27:02Dekh den baad mainu tu ade warga dekhna chonni hain
27:04Tu kinnak nasha karmano chonni hain
27:08Main tenu hun das sanga ke kis tarah honda
27:10Nasha karo
27:12Tusi shuru karo
27:14Main ithe paayi tauti nala betha
27:16Main nasha karo
27:18Nasha itha nahi honda pehle farm fill karo
27:20Tata sanu padha lagge
27:22Tata background ki aasi
27:24Galat bandhanu parthi kar liya
27:26Mune hi thodi sir pehle de tusi mere saale si
27:28Kinnak nasha kar liya daso
27:31Kinnak dikhe luana hain hain
27:33Tata dikhe ho rahi hain, tu aa bhi kahi hain
27:35Nahi nahi, yeh tamke ta minho hai
27:37Oye jo band meri yeh bebhikar ho gaye
27:39Jaha yeh te naad bhi nahi labni bheni hote hi hain
27:41Chala shuru karo shuru karo
27:43Aayi meri kal sun praa
27:45Nahi paaji, tusi main nasha karo
27:47Paaji meri kal, meri kal, dekho
27:49Bas tauti meri maan
27:51Tauti zindagi ithba ho gayi hain na
27:53Aayi apni band na kaar nahi ujhanda chande
27:55Liaqat bhai, aap yaha pe kyu baithe hain
27:58Aap log nahi idhar kyu mataya hua hai bhai jaan ko
28:00Bhai jaan uthe, aap kaun hain?
28:02Main inke saali hun
28:04Nahi nahi, aazi tika toh nahi laaye the, blood pressure, bhakar mood check kar rahe hain
28:06Itni sardi ho gayi hain
28:08Unko zara chai bhagara peene de
28:10Bhai jaan aaye aaye, aaje
28:12Mene bahut mazhi ki alaichi wali chai banaaye hain aapke liye
28:14Aaje, aaje aaje
28:16Main nahi jaaunga
28:18Kyu bhai jaan, kya hua?
28:20Tumhari behn jo mere saal ladti hai na
28:22Ab main usse maza chikhaunga
28:24Ke kaise ghar bachte hain
28:27Poore do mehne baad bhaji ne
28:29Nikal ke freezer mese
28:31Gosht pakaya hain, aapke bahane
28:33Hum bhi khaa lenge aaje
28:35Do mehne wala gosht kinna ki taste zinda hai bhai jaan
28:37Bhai jaan aaje, aaje
28:39Maniye, dil ka acha admi
28:41Dekho mere bhai jaan
28:43Kitni achi hain, mera kitna maante hain
28:45Nasha nahi karan de
28:47Main tanu kiya nahi karao yaar
28:50Applause
28:54Tumhara tujhe badal deti, zbaan to phir gaye
28:56Comment se karo
28:58O pehna padeen samjha
29:00Kya manu lehne yeh the?
29:02Kyu ho gaya tu anu?
29:04Nahi tu chaup kar
29:06Ek jaa piyaundi, ek nasha piyaundi
29:08Tu si teyate kar lo ki karna
29:10Bhaji, subhedde pukhe baithe ho hi nahi aathe
29:12Yeh pukha hi changa, yeh nasha apne kare
29:14Kar poora nasha apne
29:16Hum nahi jaaunga tere kaar cho, koi bhi banda aayega
29:19Koi banda na tere kaar tan mein lehna
29:21Koi nahi aawalaga, chaal to inrosha karnde
29:23Bhaji, ho chaada kaap kaun piye?
29:25Ho rahe hai, andar rahe hai
29:27Chha karo naale kuch hi the deho
29:29Si kaada karadi yeh
29:31Yeh yaar, tadi mermani ko
29:33Toda baud hai na
29:35Deo meri kasam todo
29:40Sir jee, yeh phadu
29:42Yeh to mobile the koi
29:44Nahi, nahi, kuch bhi nahi
29:46Greetings, Baba ji.
29:48You've got a new dress.
29:50Congratulations, you've got a new dress.
29:53Your prayers have come true.
29:57Look, if you work hard day and night, you'll get it in no time.
30:00What's this new dress?
30:02It's not new, it's the one I bought for my sister.
30:06Oh!
30:07She's my sister.
30:08Yes.
30:09I've bought her a new one.
30:10Where's my phone?
30:12You must have left it somewhere.
30:15No, someone has taken it out.
30:17Which phone was it? The white one?
30:18Yes, it was the white one.
30:20It's the white one, your smart phone.
30:21No, it's the white one.
30:24It's her phone, give it to her.
30:27Why is he hiding so much?
30:28He's feeling shy.
30:31He's misbehaving with the old ladies.
30:33Vakas.
30:35Vakas.
30:36Who's Vakas?
30:37Vicky.
30:38Vicky.
30:40Vakas, Vicky, Vicky.
30:42Do you know him?
30:44This is the reason he's acting like this.
30:46Dear, who are you?
30:47Father-in-law.
30:48Father-in-law, Vicky.
30:50What is it?
30:50My old love, Vicky, whom you didn't let get married to.
30:54Vakas, what have you done to yourself?
30:57You didn't send me peanuts in the orphanage.
31:02Vicky, you got a hair transplant done.
31:04Why?
31:05With the money you got from the drugs.
31:06No.
31:07Vicky.
31:08He was bald, Mr. Haroon.
31:10He was bald.
31:11No, just a little.
31:12Mr. Haroon, I've never seen anyone
31:15with a hair transplant done.
31:19What are you doing here?
31:20Forget the drugs. They're addicts.
31:23Uncle, don't you pay the rent on Saturdays and Sundays?
31:27Do you remember the day at the drawing room?
31:30I came there with a lot of love
31:34and asked for Fabiha's hand in marriage.
31:36What was lacking in me?
31:37I was educated.
31:38I was young.
31:40I had a good family background.
31:42You snatched the cup from my hand
31:47and refused me with pride.
31:50Uncle, I was so broken.
31:53What could I do?
31:55I had no one in my life except Fabiha.
31:59Darkness was everywhere.
32:04I took out the drugs from my pocket
32:08and started it in your drawing room.
32:12Hold on.
32:13Why did you take the drugs with you to his drawing room?
32:15He's talking nonsense.
32:16He was a little bald when he came home.
32:20How did you know that he was bald at that time?
32:23Mr. Haroon, he was saying it to my face.
32:25What?
32:26I got married.
32:30Brother, shall I tell you something interesting?
32:34The bones of the meat that we ate
32:37sister made a soup out of it.
32:40I kept it for brother.
32:41I brought it for you.
32:42Brother, look at my face.
32:45Forget about sister.
32:47She's always angry.
32:49Go, sister.
32:50She's always sleeping at home.
32:52Go.
32:53Take it, sister.
32:54I told you, brother.
32:55Take it.
32:56Where are you going?
32:57Take it, sister.
32:59Go.
33:00Sister.
33:01How many drugs did you take?
33:02Sister.
33:03No.
33:03Sister, it's very difficult.
33:04Sister.
33:05Sister, it's very difficult.
33:06How many suits did you bring?
33:08Why are you asking me?
33:09I thought you brought them.
33:12How many suits did you bring?
33:14I'm telling you.
33:15I'll take drugs now.
33:16I'll break your door.
33:18Do it.
33:18Take drugs.
33:19He's addicted to drugs.
33:21Come on.
33:21Come on.
33:22Come on.
33:24Son, if you quit drugs and make a living
33:29I can think of giving you my daughter's hand in marriage.
33:31Think about it, Vicky.
33:32Our future is in your hands now.
33:35Aunt, promise me.
33:38I won't take drugs again.
33:41Vakaas, son, when you quit drugs and make a living
33:45come home and we'll talk about marriage.
33:48In the same drinking room?
33:49Brother Liaqat, how can we ruin our sister's marriage?
33:53Look, I'm talking about punishing him.
33:56You take drugs.
33:57Brother Liaqat, wives say a lot when they're angry.
34:01They tell you to marry someone else.
34:02Will you do it?
34:03Yes.
34:04Brother, good news.
34:06Brother, the yakhni is over.
34:08But the masala is still left.
34:10There are fried potatoes in it.
34:13It's very tasty. Come.
34:14Is it fried potatoes or butter?
34:18Okay, brother. Come. Come.
34:21Where are you going?
34:23I'll tell you.
34:25Why don't you understand me?
34:27You're embarrassing me in front of a woman.
34:28No. You were telling me that I'll teach you a good lesson.
34:34You were going to be a big shot.
34:35We sold our sister's kurta.
34:37You sold us a two month old girl and made us do this.
34:40You challenged me.
34:42Do whatever you want.
34:43I'll take drugs.
34:44Oh, brother.
34:45Leave me.
34:46Brother.
34:47Hey!
34:48No.
34:49Hey!
34:50Wait.
34:51Catch him.
34:51He'll take drugs instead of kids.
34:59Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
35:00We'll meet again somewhere.
35:01Be careful. Be careful.
35:05Be careful. Be careful.
35:09Welcome back, viewers.
35:10Goga, what are your views about what I said in the monologue today?
35:14What is this?
35:15Who is it?
35:15The barrier was not working.
35:17So, I closed the door.
35:19There is no one at home.
35:20All of you are useless.
35:23Mr. Haroon has gone to buy curd.
35:25You open the door.
35:28She has gone to buy eggs.
35:30She has gone to buy kohl.
35:31Open the door.
35:33Don't come inside.
35:34Amanak is singing a song.
35:36I'll break your bones.
35:37Open the door.
35:40Open the door more.
35:41Yes, I'll open the door.
35:42Open the door.
35:45What is this?
35:49Oh, God!
35:50Yes.
35:51Greetings.
35:52Hey, what is this?
35:53How are you?
35:54You came inside.
35:56I'm happy.
35:58What?
35:59Are you happy?
35:59You didn't come here to be happy.
36:01You must have gone to take a bath.
36:04Why are you after me?
36:06I came here to get you married.
36:08Come inside.
36:10Look at her.
36:11Look at her.
36:12You are starting with me again.
36:13I'll lock the door.
36:16Ma'am, you have come to the wrong place.
36:17There is no bachelor here.
36:19No, ma'am. I won't go out.
36:25Ma'am, you start with me.
36:26No, first you come here.
36:27I want to get ready.
36:29He wasn't opening the door.
36:31I opened the door for you.
36:32No, I won't go out without getting married.
36:35Do one thing.
36:35Get me a chair first.
36:38What is your name?
36:39Farhana.
36:39Get a chair for Farhana.
36:41You have good relations.
36:43Yes.
36:44They are very good.
36:44Yes.
36:45Come to my chair.
36:46I'll go to hell.
36:48Give it to me.
36:49You get married first.
36:50You don't even have a chair.
36:53Thank you very much.
36:54Farhana, sit down.
36:57Ma'am, you don't get good relations these days.
36:59You should get good relations.
37:01You asked for a chair.
37:02I asked for a table.
37:04Where is the register?
37:04Get me a table and a glass.
37:06Get me a table.
37:07Get me a table.
37:08You want to get married.
37:09Do you want to open the door or get married?
37:11Where is the register?
37:13I want to open it.
37:13I don't have any money.
37:15Look, you are putting us in trouble.
37:18Should I get you a table and a chair?
37:20Get me a table.
37:24No one will stay here.
37:25No one will stay here.
37:26Is there a table and a chair?
37:28There is no table and a chair here.
37:29Everyone is married.
37:30Do you have a second marriage option?
37:32You can have a third or a fourth marriage.
37:35There is no problem.
37:35You can read the register.
37:38This is the girl's name.
37:40Tell me, why are you doing this?
37:41I am giving you an option.
37:43You can decide after that.
37:45I don't have any money to get you married.
37:48Wow!
37:49Why are you doing this if you can't save money?
37:53She wants to get her daughters married.
37:56I want to find a better man than her.
37:59Do you have a proposal for Mr. Agha?
38:01I will talk to him about it.
38:03There will be a girl who will marry Mr. Agha.
38:05Who told you that a girl will marry Mr. Agha?
38:09I want to get married.
38:10I want a good proposal.
38:11The girl who is here got divorced a while ago.
38:15Look, you have a wife, Multan.
38:17She should be here and there.
38:19You are breaking someone's house.
38:20Don't you feel ashamed?
38:21No.
38:23This is the second marriage option.
38:25This is the third marriage option.
38:27This is the fourth marriage option.
38:28I pray to God that your husband marries someone else.
38:30I will get you married to a girl.
38:32She will get us married to a girl.
38:36It's been so long.
38:38No one has brought tea for me.
38:40Do you drink tea?
38:41Of course. I am diabetic.
38:45People who are diabetic drink tea without sugar.
38:48Then order tea for me, Haroon.
38:51She will make tea for you.
38:53Okay, I will bring tea.
38:54Aunty, I want to get married.
38:56Yes.
38:58I want a good proposal.
38:59I want a good family.
39:00I want a well-educated girl.
39:01She is well-educated.
39:02This is what the girl's family has asked for.
39:06Listen to me.
39:08You earn a lot.
39:10You are right.
39:11I don't want to get married to someone who earns a lot.
39:13She will do it herself after a while.
39:18People these days only look at the earning.
39:20They don't look at the face.
39:21What did you say?
39:23I mean, you are fine.
39:26You are the pride of Pakistan.
39:28You will find another girl.
39:31Yes.
39:31I am telling you, she will make your life better.
39:35Girl, you will make me proud.
39:37This is how it should be.
39:38She is beautiful.
39:39Show me.
39:40She is beautiful.
39:40She is beautiful.
39:42Show me.
39:42She is beautiful.
39:43She is beautiful.
39:44Wow, show me.
39:45She is beautiful.
39:46She is beautiful.
39:46I think she is pregnant.
39:49She is very subtle.
39:51Four boys will go to America with her.
39:53Wow.
39:54Four boys.
39:56With her?
39:58You will have four.
39:59You will have two.
40:00You will have six.
40:01Congratulations.
40:03Mr. Agha, this is a good proposal.
40:05Four boys will go to America with her.
40:07You will go to Pakistan with her.
40:10You will make a great couple.
40:12Tell the girl that the boy moves his legs a lot under the table.
40:16No problem.
40:17No problem.
40:18I will move the entire house.
40:19Wow.
40:20Wow.
40:21You are right.
40:22If it is a good proposal, I accept it from Mr. Agha.
40:26I will get married.
40:29Don't say that. We are talking about something big.
40:31Okay, uncle.
40:32Okay.
40:33There is one thing.
40:34You said that she has a beautiful face and a beautiful personality.
40:38Absolutely.
40:38These two things should be there.
40:39These two things.
40:40Do you have any conditions regarding our child?
40:43Mr. Agha, if you want to get married,
40:45give me the name of a girl quietly.
40:47First, bring four boys and tell them to sit under the bridge.
40:52I have a proposal from my brother.
40:54Listen to me.
40:55Yes, sister.
40:55Are you ready?
40:56I have two brothers.
40:58I have two wives.
41:00What difference will it make if you have two wives?
41:03It won't make any difference to me.
41:04In the name of God, do it.
41:05No.
41:06Is the girl Hina?
41:08Hina is not Hina.
41:09Tell me someone else.
41:09Hina is not Hina.
41:10Her mother's name is Hina.
41:12Samina.
41:12Tell her that I was saying I love you.
41:15Wow.
41:16Not even this.
41:17A tall girl, tall, smart,
41:20her height is at least six feet.
41:24Wow.
41:25Six feet?
41:26No, a six-foot girl is not suitable for Mr. Salim.
41:28I didn't mean six feet, son.
41:30I was talking about height.
41:31Then wash her with soap.
41:35Is there any shortcoming in this proposal?
41:37There is no shortcoming.
41:38I am telling you, she has all the qualities.
41:40Did you ask her children?
41:42Salim, for you, the girl is so beautiful.
41:45Yes.
41:45She looks beautiful even when she drinks water.
41:47I understood.
41:48She is cold.
41:50Okay.
41:50Her neck is like a bottle.
41:52This is all about the goat.
41:55There is only one shortcoming.
41:56What?
41:57She is very educated.
41:58She doesn't have teeth.
41:59She has teeth.
42:00What did you send her next?
42:02Okay, she has teeth.
42:03She doesn't have any bones or flesh.
42:06I got her married before.
42:09Yes.
42:09I didn't take a single rupee from her.
42:11She gave me this gold ring and took it from me.
42:14Oh, wow.
42:15I don't take money from anyone.
42:17I don't take gold for money.
42:21Did you lie about the proposal you told Salim?
42:23I must have said something small.
42:26I told Salim that she is 6 feet tall.
42:27You said she is 6 feet tall.
42:28Yes.
42:29She is 6 feet tall.
42:29She must be around 4 feet tall.
42:31Yes, she must be around 1.5 feet tall.
42:34Mr. Agha said that she has four children.
42:37Tell me the truth. How many children does she have?
42:38Not four, but more than that.
42:40She must have eight children.
42:41She must have four or eight children.
42:43The man who showed me the proposal.
42:44Yes.
42:45Get me married soon. I am going to be 16 years old.
42:52Viewers, we have a short break.
42:54We will meet again after a short break.
43:02Welcome back, viewers.
43:03Yes, Irza Khan.
43:04Mr. Haroon, my resolution for the new year is that
43:07talk more and work less.
43:09I mean..
43:10It is cold. I am getting fumbled.
43:12How was Nepal?
43:13Nepal was beautiful.
43:15I felt that the people there are very simple.
43:20I see.
43:21They are simple.
43:22They don't like glam-sham.
43:24Even if you are walking on the streets,
43:26people are not dressed up.
43:29I see.
43:29Yes.
43:30They don't have a lot of passion.
43:31They are not serious.
43:32The thing is that we have been to a few countries.
43:37We have been to a few countries.
43:38We don't know where to go in the last 17 or 18 days.
43:41I think he is not in his senses.
43:43Is that so?
43:46Be kind, shameless man.
43:49I am not kind.
43:50You said that I will make you wear a jacket.
43:53I didn't make you wear it.
43:56Everyone is done with their jokes.
43:58Yes.
43:58The talks are over.
43:59Let's go to the audience.
44:00Because the audience wants to talk a lot.
44:01No, I was joking.
44:03I am serious.
44:03I am working.
44:04You are joking.
44:05Hello. Greetings.
44:07Greetings, sir.
44:08Sir, I have come from Bahrain.
44:10Okay.
44:11I watch your show with great interest.
44:13Thank you, sir.
44:14Mr. Haroon, you have done a great job.
44:18You have made respectable people sit in a respectable place.
44:22Wow.
44:22He said that Mr. Salim has made respectable people sit like this.
44:28If no one is singing, I am sorry.
44:36Okay, you didn't tell me your name.
44:38Sir, my name is Nisar.
44:39Wow.
44:40Sir, what do you do in Bahrain?
44:42Sir, I have a small business there.
44:44I saw that you have a small business.
44:48Sir, he is not as sweet as he talks.
44:53Wow.
44:56Sir, your business is very good.
44:58What is your business?
44:59Sir, I do electronics and gas.
45:02Not this.
45:03What is this?
45:05This is done.
45:06One is a teacher and the other one is a fraud.
45:10Okay. I am very happy that you have come.
45:13I often say this.
45:15We have said this many times in our shows.
45:16You are our biggest asset.
45:19You live abroad and earn money from there and send it to us.
45:22Thank God.
45:23Thank you very much.
45:24I am grateful.
45:25Love you, brother.
45:26Sir, thank you.
45:27God bless you.
45:29Who is next?
45:31Greetings, sir.
45:32Greetings.
45:33How are you?
45:33Thank God. I am fine.
45:34My name is Mohammad Ayaz.
45:36Sir, I would like to present a poem.
45:38Sir, go ahead.
45:39He has written an advice to stay away.
45:41He has done a very good job.
45:44He has written an advice to stay away.
45:47He has also written a love story.
45:50He has also written that do not come to my house.
45:53He has also written a way to my house.
45:56Wow.
46:00He has written a love story to Gokha.
46:05Yes, brother.
46:06Greetings, sir.
46:06Greetings.
46:08How are you, sir?
46:09I am fine. How are you?
46:09My name is Ahmed Hussain.
46:10Okay.
46:11And I am Chikwal Singh.
46:13Listen to me, Lakhman.
46:14There is no one in the world who is as poor as I am.
46:17I have met a lot of people.
46:20Wow.
46:21I have never been tired.
46:23My wounds and scars.
46:25My tears and tears.
46:27I have been to many places.
46:28Wow.
46:30Very good.
46:31Very good.
46:33Next.
46:34Greetings.
46:35Greetings.
46:36How are you, sir?
46:37I am fine. How are you?
46:38I would like to ask you.
46:40Look, he is a sensible man.
46:42How?
46:43He knows that if I want to get a seat, I have to run behind the cap.
46:47I have a question for you.
46:48Should freshers get an opportunity in the job or not?
46:53Look, if freshers don't get an opportunity, how will they move forward?
46:57Tell me one thing.
46:58Can I be the enemy of my show out of anyone?
47:03No.
47:04It is not possible.
47:05Can any boss of a company, the owner who is running it,
47:09be the enemy of his own business?
47:12No.
47:13It is not possible.
47:14If he gets a person who is capable,
47:18he can't get such a person anywhere and he is a fresher,
47:22won't he keep him just because he doesn't want to be a fresher?
47:27No.
47:28You will have talent.
47:30I will make you a star.
47:32I will make you sit with your hands together.
47:36So that my show moves forward.
47:37We will move forward. That's how it is.
47:39Okay.
47:39The problem is that the graduation you have done,
47:41he has done it, he has done it, he has done it, he has done it.
47:44Everyone is the same.
47:45No one has studied extra.
47:47No one has extra capabilities.
47:49No one knows how to speak in a way that no one else can.
47:53No one has the confidence that no one else has.
47:56So as long as these things are not there,
47:57everyone is the same,
47:59then the person who is aware of it will be honest.
48:02Make yourself gold.
48:04He himself will be gold.
48:06Even if he is lying on the ground,
48:07he will come and ask, I want this gold.
48:12Viewers, this was today's show.
48:14We will meet you in the next show.
48:15Take care of yourself.
48:17Allah Hafiz.
48:19Allah Hafiz.

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