Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 30th Mar 2025
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, this is such a blessed month,
00:25that everyone gives something or the other in the way of Allah.
00:28They help people, some give ration, some distribute money,
00:32some make people do Iftaar.
00:33And it is always said that all those who are generous should help the poor.
00:39But today, I want to request many people not to help.
00:45Don't give anything to a poor person.
00:47Keep everything to yourself.
00:49Don't distribute.
00:50And this request is from those people who give and then give in return.
00:57They share their stories.
00:59And then they think it is their right that the people they helped
01:03should bow down to them, listen to them and respect them.
01:09Remember that whatever you are giving,
01:12you are not giving for them, you are giving for yourself.
01:15You are not giving for their benefit.
01:17You are giving for your benefit.
01:19And if you want to show mercy, don't give charity.
01:24Please don't destroy their self-respect.
01:29And remember that when someone is drowning,
01:32you don't need to explain to them that they shouldn't have come into the water.
01:38It is not the time to tell them that they should have learnt how to progress.
01:44It is the time to save them.
01:46These things are for later or for later.
01:49And if you show mercy and help someone,
01:54and if they look at you with gratitude,
01:57then don't help them.
01:59They are good without it.
02:00Let's start today's show with this message.
02:03Today, let's take you to Mr. Chaudhary's den
02:06and see what Mr. Chaudhary is doing there.
02:10Mr. Chaudhary, how are you feeling in the month of Ramadan?
02:13What is there to feel?
02:15I am feeling down.
02:17Okay. Did you do any charity this month?
02:20Mr. Chaudhary, we have been doing the same thing in the village.
02:23We have been going around the village.
02:24Because of that, the energy is low.
02:27Yes, it is low.
02:28There was fasting. After the fast was over.
02:30I am telling you that I have fasted a lot today.
02:34Okay. Why is that?
02:35I have been going around the village all day.
02:39Do you distribute ration?
02:40Mr. Chaudhary has been going around for charity.
02:42Charity..
02:43What is there to distribute?
02:44For charity.
02:45What is this?
02:48You are doubting me.
02:50Okay. Why don't people come and take it?
02:52Do you know what this is?
02:53What?
02:53People come without any need.
02:57Okay.
02:58But I tell people to fast and sit at home.
03:01I go and serve people.
03:04Wow.
03:06How old is she?
03:07Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
03:08Greetings. How are you?
03:10Who is she?
03:11She is Rakhay's wife.
03:12Okay.
03:13She is Jiro.
03:14Rakhay's wife.
03:15Sit, my son.
03:16Okay.
03:17How old is your daughter?
03:19Mr. Chaudhary, you know that I don't have a son.
03:23Okay.
03:23I have come to you.
03:25You know that my son is dead.
03:26If he is dead, then he died because of me.
03:29Mr. Chaudhary, I mean if there is a sad incident..
03:32..then a person should not cry.
03:34Yes, of course.
03:35Do you talk to your mother-in-law?
03:36I have talked to her.
03:38Then?
03:38She says that Rakhay's father is Chaudhary.
03:42Thank you, aunt. Thank you.
03:44Okay.
03:45She is my daughter.
03:46Yes.
03:47She thinks that I am her father.
03:49Of course.
03:50He doesn't have a house. He doesn't eat.
03:52He doesn't drink. He doesn't do any work.
03:53You are his father.
03:55Yes, of course.
03:55You are my son and my father.
03:58Of course.
03:59Mr. Chaudhary, you know that we have been married for four years.
04:01Yes, it's been four years.
04:02It's just a matter of time.
04:04He is sitting here.
04:05He looks so bad.
04:06It's been four years.
04:08I can't even apply henna on my hands.
04:10Listen to me. It's the 21st century.
04:12Go out and apply it yourself.
04:14No, I can't go out and apply henna in peace.
04:17I can't do that.
04:19That's right. That's right.
04:20I think you are very good at applying henna.
04:22Yes, that's true.
04:23Complain that you are applying henna in peace.
04:27Then both the things should be done.
04:28Okay.
04:31Okay. First of all, you have never applied henna.
04:33And..
04:33It's been four years.
04:35Look at him. He doesn't even wear bangles.
04:38Yes.
04:38Take him to your wife.
04:41Get him to apply henna. It's Eid.
04:42Sir, is there a place in the village where I can wear bangles?
04:47I can't even go to the city.
04:49Mr. Chaudhary, I feel like eating jalebis with him.
04:52Yes.
04:53I want to eat fritters with him.
04:54With him. With him.
04:55I will go with him only. I won't go with anyone else.
04:59I will sit on the swing.
05:00I will sit on the swing.
05:02I will sit on the stove. I feel like doing that.
05:04It's been four years. I don't even wear bangles.
05:06I want to show my respect to him.
05:07He is talking about respect.
05:09Why are you talking nonsense?
05:11What fair is there where I get you to eat fritters and jalebis?
05:15Stop it. You are complaining.
05:18Mr. Chaudhary, let's have a fair in this village.
05:20Is that it?
05:21I won't let you have any fair here.
05:23Go and do your work.
05:25If anyone doesn't bring a fair in this village
05:27I will beat him.
05:28Why?
05:29Sir, it's a fair. It's Chaudhary's problem.
05:31Problem?
05:31Go and do your work.
05:32Sir, it's been four years. I don't want to have a fair here.
05:35Oh.
05:36I want to have a fair every year.
05:38Why don't you want to have a fair?
05:39Haroon, you have four brothers-in-law with me in one fair.
05:43Oh. What's the matter?
05:45Khusra is the one who eats here.
05:48I see.
05:48He is Chaudhary's son-in-law.
05:54Listen to me.
05:56You are a member of the village council.
05:58Yes.
05:58If I don't do anything, you can beat me.
06:02Why?
06:03I have asked him for money.
06:05I told him to give me my share.
06:06What share?
06:07He danced in the fair.
06:09Yes.
06:10I danced with him and he didn't pay me.
06:13He doesn't know how to dance.
06:15He told him to beat the boy and he will beat Khusra.
06:23Chaudhary kept dancing.
06:25Khusra's feet touched his feet and he started dancing.
06:27Look, this is my problem.
06:29I am against these things.
06:31Why?
06:31Dhane has also written something.
06:33Yes, he has written.
06:34He has opened it.
06:36But Khusra's words are not written.
06:38I see.
06:38By the way, Chaudhary was going to write the same thing.
06:43Do you know what's the matter?
06:45I don't even understand 57.
06:47Then?
06:48But Dhane, he has beaten so many people.
06:55Believe me, it took him a minute to fall on the floor.
06:59Why?
06:59He slapped me so hard that I couldn't believe it.
07:04I thought he had hit my stomach.
07:08I see.
07:08I thought my stomach was growling.
07:11He had a big chest.
07:13Yes.
07:14He had a long dupatta.
07:15I see.
07:16He had a dupatta on both his hands.
07:18Oh, very good. Then?
07:19Then he slapped me.
07:20Him?
07:21He slapped me.
07:23Why?
07:24Chaudhary had two hands and he had two empty hands.
07:27No.
07:29No, fairs are important.
07:31Memories are important.
07:31Even kids enjoy it.
07:32When they grow up, they will remember it.
07:33So, you should organize fairs.
07:35But first, you should make a deal with them.
07:38What deal?
07:38Yes, this can be done.
07:40You should call the people from Katlam.
07:42No, no, no.
07:42No, no, no.
07:43Katlam.
07:44They also had a fight.
07:45You should organize a food festival.
07:46Mom.
07:46Why?
07:47Forget about Katlam.
07:49What?
07:49They also had a fight.
07:50It was good.
07:51On what?
07:51Chaudhary said, Katlamala.
07:53I see.
07:54You know, they make parathas and eat them.
07:56Yes, yes, yes.
07:57When they made the parathas,
08:00Chaudhary's face was facing this side.
08:02So, he put his face this side.
08:03Yes.
08:04He put his face this side.
08:05So, he was Chaudhary.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08Chaudhary was dancing.
08:09There has never been so much happiness in a fair.
08:15Chaudhary got a tattoo here.
08:17He went to Pindal.
08:18My son-in-law got a green car.
08:20Yes.
08:21He got married and got a car.
08:24Mr. Chaudhary, thank God your height is short.
08:25If you were a little taller, I wouldn't have sat with you.
08:28What did he say?
08:30He said, the oil has spilled.
08:32Is that so?
08:32Trust me, I stood for two months and did the Panchayat.
08:35That means, the pan was very low.
08:38No, it was here.
08:40They do it like this.
08:41They do it in the fairs of Dhyanpur.
08:43The one who did this and got a tattoo,
08:46I said, he is trying to kill me.
08:48Son, Chaudhary was not at ease.
08:50Then he told a wise man.
08:52Yes.
08:52He has been to many fairs.
08:53I see.
08:54He said, what to do in the fair?
08:55Yes.
08:56He said, the medicines won't be effective.
08:58Then?
08:59He came here to be a cold-blooded killer for three months.
09:05This is not possible.
09:06He can get a tattoo.
09:07Yes, get a tattoo.
09:09There was a lot of fight between the Panchayat people.
09:10Yes, there was a lot of fight in this fair.
09:14You don't know.
09:16I told you, three to four people are fooled in the fair.
09:19The problem is, he doesn't eat with anyone.
09:23No, it's not about eating.
09:24There is a mistake.
09:26What?
09:26You know, people eat sweets in the fair.
09:29Yes, absolutely.
09:30Yes, they eat sweets.
09:31Yes, Ferris wheel, okay.
09:33Now he is saying, what is this?
09:36Ferris wheel.
09:36Actually, they eat sweets.
09:38Yes, absolutely.
09:39That's what they want.
09:40Chaudhary was sitting in the fair.
09:42Yes.
09:43The sweets went there.
09:44Yes.
09:45That's it.
09:46Chaudhary..
09:47The one who eats sweets.
09:49I have been to many fairs.
09:51Yes.
09:52On the roof.
09:53On the top.
09:53On the top.
09:54Yes.
09:54He came down and left me there.
09:57So I went to the top.
09:59Yes.
09:59He came down and said,
10:01the scoundrel has got a telephone.
10:03Okay.
10:04He left the phone there and went away.
10:06And you are hanging there.
10:07I was hanging there.
10:08He died there.
10:10Oh.
10:11He died there.
10:12Chaudhary was there.
10:15The rain started.
10:17Oh.
10:18He said, I will not sit in the water.
10:22I said, I will not sit in the water.
10:24I said, I will not sit in the water.
10:31How did you come down?
10:33Do you know, Chaudhary..
10:35I have been to many fairs.
10:37I am not an ordinary man.
10:38No.
10:39I had a plan.
10:40I opened the door.
10:41Okay.
10:41The door got smaller.
10:44I opened the door.
10:46The door got smaller.
10:47Okay.
10:47I opened it from here.
10:49I will tell you.
10:50I opened it.
10:51No. No.
10:51Tell us.
10:52I opened it.
10:53Tell us.
10:53I opened it.
10:54He said, keep your mouth shut.
10:57Where did you come from when all this was happening?
10:59I was stuck in the lower palanquin.
11:03I told him,
11:05there is no difference between a thief and a maid.
11:07Take two tickets.
11:08He kicked me.
11:10I was stuck there.
11:12If you were in the lower palanquin,
11:14you could have easily come out.
11:16Why should I?
11:17I was stuck there.
11:19I could have come out of the palanquin.
11:20After all, I eat their salt.
11:23What did you do when you opened the door?
11:24I opened the door.
11:26I tied Haroon to the palanquin.
11:28To the palanquin?
11:28To the palanquin.
11:29I tied him to the palanquin.
11:30Okay.
11:31As soon as I opened the door,
11:34I went inside.
11:35Okay.
11:36He hung up the phone.
11:37I tied him to the palanquin again.
11:43What would be the scene
11:44where wet Chaudhary is hanging on a swing and drying?
11:48No, no.
11:49The swing was moving and the air was also moving.
11:51It was all happening happily.
11:52Okay. He hung you up again.
11:53He hung me up again.
11:54He made you swing and then came down.
11:56Yes.
11:57Yes.
11:57I don't know. He taught me
11:59that I should go wherever I want to go.
12:03If I want to go, I will go where I want to go.
12:05Okay.
12:05I will go to the palanquin.
12:07Of course.
12:07I will hit him.
12:09Wow.
12:09I will hit him.
12:11He will be stuck behind the palanquin.
12:13Then?
12:14I will go there.
12:16Mr. Haroon, you were humiliated that day.
12:19Mr. Chaudhary, thank God you don't wear a dhoti.
12:22Mr. Ansh, I want to say something.
12:25What?
12:26If a man wears a dhoti on a swing,
12:28Why?
12:29I will hit him.
12:30He will become a parachute.
12:34That dhoti will take me from here.
12:38Chaudhary, this time the fat girl won't become a parachute.
12:41But son, I have seen that
12:43they do scuba diving.
12:45Scuba diving?
12:46Scuba diving.
12:47Yes.
12:48How many fat men do that?
12:49There is a cylinder in the back.
12:50That cylinder is oxygen.
12:52The girl is so close to the palanquin
12:54that the monkey is behind her.
12:58I will tell you something else.
12:59What?
13:00I was stuck on the clothes, but the girl saved me.
13:03Believe me, Haroon.
13:05The clothes I wore were there.
13:07Yes.
13:08I don't know.
13:09No.
13:10I came here and fell down.
13:12Yes.
13:12The people at the fair gave me such sheets
13:15that I couldn't even light a fire.
13:17The people gave you such sheets that you came to the fair?
13:20What could I do? I wanted to save my life.
13:23Of course.
13:23But that day..
13:24I gave proof of friendship.
13:25What?
13:26I lost my teeth and went to the fair.
13:27They gave me a tape recorder.
13:29Tape recorder?
13:30Tape recorder.
13:31Okay.
13:31I got up and held the tape recorder.
13:34I became PKG and did it.
13:38Okay, Mr. Chaudhary.
13:40Don't get the fair started.
13:41Call a Madari.
13:43It will be entertaining for the kids.
13:44Oh, no.
13:46This is a sad story.
13:48What happened?
13:49I won't let Madari come.
13:51Madari won't let Madari come.
13:52Someone came there too.
13:53Madari came there.
13:53I told you before.
13:54This is nonsense.
13:56You are talking nonsense.
13:57Chaudhary took Madari to the fair.
14:00Chaudhary said, he is rich.
14:01He will create a scene in two minutes.
14:07If you don't want to do anything,
14:08then do something there.
14:10No, Irja.
14:11You said the same thing.
14:12I won't let him come.
14:14Chaudhary said, he is rich.
14:15He plays the guitar well.
14:16Okay.
14:17Chaudhary went to give him Rs. 100.
14:19Then?
14:19He didn't recognize him.
14:21He thought he was trying to fool Chaudhary.
14:24Trust me, Haroon.
14:26The oil I used to apply on my hair..
14:28Yes.
14:29He used to hear the sound of the brakes.
14:30Ring, ring, ring.
14:32I will also look good.
14:34My clothes are over there.
14:36Chaudhary, I went to the entire fair.
14:39Yes.
14:39Did you see the negatives?
14:41Chaudhary, you didn't go to the fair.
14:43People went to the fair.
14:48Viewers, we will continue this from here.
14:50It's time for a short break.
14:52We will meet after the break.
14:53Be alert, be alert.
14:57Be alert, be alert.
15:00Welcome back, viewers.
15:01Come on, let's continue the show.
15:02Welcome back, viewers.
15:03Let's hear more from Chaudhary.
15:05What happened at the fair?
15:06Before we continue, I want to talk to Baba Danna.
15:10Go ahead.
15:10Baba Danna, so much happened with your friend.
15:13Yes.
15:13When you were having an affair with him
15:15why didn't you save him at that moment?
15:17I remember the words of the wise men.
15:19What?
15:20They say, the 9th note of Khusra is the 9th note of Niravani.
15:25When he was hitting me, did you check his nails first?
15:29When he was hitting me, did you check his nails first?
15:33Chaudhary, do you think I was going around like this?
15:36Yes.
15:36When I saw your car, I got angry.
15:38Then?
15:39I went to find a nail clipper.
15:42Okay, why didn't you save Chaudhary?
15:44I can save Chaudhary.
15:46I make his vlogs.
15:48It has gone viral.
15:50His brother has taken over my channel.
15:55There were a lot of comments outside.
15:56They said, do a part two of this.
15:58Then?
15:59I said, no, he won't listen.
16:01Mr. Chaudhary.
16:02Yes, Mr. Khusra.
16:05Baba Dhana, tell me.
16:07When the oil of a hot pot fell on him
16:10Yes.
16:10where were you at that moment?
16:12I wasn't going to move back.
16:13Then?
16:14I moved back and saw.
16:15I said, I came here.
16:17Baba Dhana, where were you
16:19when the bull threw him far away on the horns?
16:21Okay, according to you
16:23this village is like Europe for me.
16:26The bull threw him far away on the horns.
16:30But you know what?
16:31I still remember that.
16:32Who?
16:32The bald Khusra.
16:34Okay.
16:35He had a fresh beard.
16:38Believe me, he was dancing far away.
16:41I think the bull threw him here too.
16:43Mr. Chaudhary.
16:44He had long hair.
16:45I pulled it from his hair.
16:46Then?
16:47He came out of the bag.
16:49Believe me, Haroon came out of the bag
16:51in such a speed that
16:54Haroon didn't pull so hard
16:56that he bumped his head here.
16:57Really?
16:58The whole make-up was left here.
17:00Yes.
17:00It ran away.
17:02I'll file a report.
17:04I will tell you, I have the DNA of this make-up.
17:07Okay, Baba Dhana, enough of your jokes.
17:09When the snake caught him
17:12yes.
17:12where were you?
17:13I was chasing Jogi.
17:14But you didn't go to Goblik.
17:15Nobody will come to save you.
17:17What?
17:17You will die.
17:18I don't want to go to Pune as long as I don't find a snake.
17:21Tell me something.
17:22When the makeup artist made a face on your shirt
17:25didn't Chaudhary ask you whose lipstick it was?
17:28Whose eye shadow it was?
17:29Chaudhary?
17:30Did he ask me?
17:31He said, you're going to get into trouble again.
17:35What did you do with that shirt?
17:37Sir, he copies it and gives it to all the police stations.
17:40Why?
17:40So that they find the culprit behind this makeup.
17:44Okay, Baba Dana.
17:45Where were you when he was hanging on the swing?
17:48Did you go to the fair or not?
17:52Haroon, I can't tell you what happened.
17:55I feel dizzy till today.
17:57I'm going to sleep for a long time.
17:59Yes.
17:59I feel dizzy.
18:00He's still feeling dizzy.
18:03Oh, God!
18:04Oh, God!
18:06Get up.
18:08Come here.
18:08He's here to eat.
18:15Come, sir. I'm going to sleep.
18:19Son, I'll do it from a distance.
18:20My hand is injured. You do it.
18:21What happened to your hand?
18:23Son, I got hit by a stick.
18:25You got hit by a stick?
18:26Yes.
18:26The one who doesn't have a stick, hit you.
18:30You don't have any help to cut it.
18:32Son, I have help.
18:33I have my own stick.
18:35Okay.
18:35I told you, I don't have a stick.
18:37Does this woman stay active or does she run away?
18:39She's still working.
18:41Actually, because of being active..
18:42Otherwise, women of the city would have lost their homes
18:45at our age.
18:46You're right.
18:47How old are you?
18:48I'm 48 years old.
18:52You're 48 years old and you're still active.
18:57How old are you?
18:58I'm very angry with you.
19:00What happened to your aunt?
19:01She's crying.
19:02Go to the police station.
19:04You're the one who's crying.
19:05You're the one who's crying.
19:07He's our servant.
19:09He's our grandson.
19:10Yes.
19:11He's our son.
19:12He's eating.
19:13I told you, he's my aunt's grandson.
19:17Listen, that girl is asking for a fair.
19:19Why don't you go to her house?
19:23She was crying and she went to me.
19:24She said, aunt, you can't stop her.
19:28I said, she's asking for a fair.
19:31She's asking for a fair.
19:32Aunt, why don't you both ask for death?
19:36Leave me alone.
19:37He says, if you ask for a fair, you won't get death.
19:39No, I also ask for a fair.
19:41What?
19:42He's saying the same thing.
19:43He's asking for a fair.
19:44She's not asking for a fair.
19:45She's asking for a fair.
19:47She's asking for a fair.
19:48But she has a demand.
19:50She's asking for a fair.
19:53What?
19:54She's asking for a fair.
19:54She's been married for four years.
19:56She's asking for a child.
19:57Why is she asking for a fair?
19:59Bhogolia.
20:00Yes.
20:01She's asking for a fair.
20:02I won't go to a fair in this village.
20:03I'll go.
20:04I told you, aunt.
20:05I won't do this.
20:07I bought a new one.
20:08It's broken.
20:09Oh, no.
20:11She got scared and started hitting me.
20:14Oh, no. I'm in trouble.
20:17You must remember, she came here once.
20:19She hit me with her shoes.
20:21She hit you with her shoes.
20:22Believe me, I thought she was wearing shoes from an English film.
20:26He's saying, if a girl asks for a fair, she won't go to a fair.
20:30I won't go to a fair.
20:31Aunt, do you know?
20:32What?
20:32What happened to me in the fair?
20:34Yes, I remember.
20:35You were a kid.
20:36Don't talk about that.
20:38I was very mischievous.
20:40Did anything happen in your childhood?
20:41No, nothing happened.
20:43Tell me, what happened?
20:44I was a kid.
20:46Okay.
20:46I took her to a fair.
20:49Wow.
20:50She was a girl.
20:51She was a girl.
20:51Okay.
20:52I took her to a fair.
20:54Okay.
20:55I don't know what came into her mind.
20:57She started hitting him.
20:59Oh, no.
21:00That means, this aunt has been with him for generations.
21:04Haroon, shall I tell you something?
21:06Once, she took me to a very difficult fair.
21:09Why?
21:10Sometimes, I felt like spitting hot oil on her.
21:13I see.
21:13She said, have you ever seen a snake?
21:15I was just repeating my way of life.
21:19I felt like spitting hot oil on her.
21:21She thought I was a snake.
21:26This kid is like a bird in the sky.
21:29Yes.
21:30He got stuck in it.
21:30Then?
21:31He went up and became a bird.
21:33Do you know?
21:33Then?
21:34She hit him with a stick.
21:36Yes.
21:36His whole body became a bird.
21:39I know.
21:40I was stuck there for so long.
21:42She became a bird.
21:45I hit him with a stick.
21:47I don't know why he started spitting hot oil on me.
21:50Chaudhary, I think you are the one who started the fair.
21:54I don't start the fair.
21:56Once..
21:56I go to every fair.
21:58Listen to me.
21:59I told you once, aunt.
22:01Whatever you tell me, I will do it.
22:04I won't go to the fair.
22:05I will take you to the fair.
22:07I will tell you.
22:07I have a big wish.
22:09What?
22:09It's been so many years that I don't smoke on the fair.
22:13You smoke in front of everyone.
22:15No one is stopping you.
22:18Tell me something.
22:19If there is proper security,
22:22can the fair be held again?
22:23The fair is so much fun.
22:25Yes.
22:26I will go to the fair.
22:27There will be Kabaddi.
22:28Okay.
22:29I will watch Kabaddi all day.
22:32Do you like to watch Kabaddi?
22:35No, I don't.
22:36Do you know the rules of Kabaddi?
22:37No, I don't.
22:39I feel like going to the fair.
22:41Yes.
22:42I have come from Makarat on a motorbike.
22:43I will ride it happily.
22:46I say, Neha Chaudhary.
22:48Before your aunt dies,
22:49let's go to the fair once.
22:51I say, forget the fair.
22:52It will be fun.
22:55Aunt, there is so much rush in the fair.
22:57What if someone pushes you?
22:58Yes.
23:03Dhaniya, I think my mother has given them the order.
23:07Of course.
23:09I will have to go to the fair now.
23:11Yes, Chaudhary has agreed.
23:12I will do it.
23:13Call the people who have to install the stalls.
23:16Rakhya.
23:18Yes, sir.
23:19Go, my son.
23:20Call everyone.
23:22I will make this place a living hell.
23:24Listen to me.
23:25Don't be stubborn.
23:27Call the drummer as well.
23:28I will call him.
23:32Son, I will definitely watch Kabaddi.
23:35Yes.
23:36Yes.
23:37Uncle, what do you want to wear at the fair?
23:39Son, what will I wear at this age?
23:41Yes.
23:42I have a red suit.
23:44What?
23:45I thought I will wear it at the fair.
23:47According to me,
23:48if someone proposes to you in Kabaddi..
23:52Uncle, what will you wear?
23:55Son, what age is it now to wear a sari?
23:57Yes.
23:58This is a silk sari.
24:00I will wear it.
24:01According to you,
24:02there will be a fair in Rakhya's village.
24:04Why are you wearing a silk sari?
24:06I think there will be a fair in every spring season.
24:10Uncle, is it sleeveless or full sleeves?
24:14I don't know.
24:16Yes, he doesn't know.
24:18But I don't have an uncle.
24:22The wind is blowing.
24:25If you have an uncle,
24:28he will come out and ask you to wear a turban.
24:31Will you wear heels or flat shoes under the sari?
24:34I will wear a jogger.
24:36I have come to know that aunts are young at heart.
24:39Yes, they are young at heart.
24:40They should be young at heart.
24:41Let me do my make-up once.
24:43I will come back and do my make-up.
24:49Mr. Chori, you have come.
24:52Yes.
24:54Why did he run away?
24:56He is..
24:57He has run away.
24:58Why did he run away?
25:02So, you have come here.
25:06Four years of the fair is over
25:07and you have forgotten to dance.
25:13Viewers, let's continue from here.
25:14Don't go anywhere.
25:15We will meet after a short break.
25:23Welcome back, viewers.
25:24Let's go to Mr. Chori's den and see what is happening.
25:27Mr. Chori, thank you for coming to my den.
25:30It has been four years since I saw you.
25:33It has been four years since he has seen you dance.
25:35Yes.
25:36He goes to the market early in the morning
25:38and sells spinach there.
25:39This is a good thing.
25:40If he doesn't dance for four more days..
25:41Mr. Arun, you yourself say that we should follow our passion.
25:45His passion is not to dance.
25:47His passion is to move ahead in life and do business.
25:50No, my passion is to dance.
25:52Akhtar Fardana.
25:54Yes.
25:54Why did you hit Chori?
25:56It is your fault.
25:57I had brought oil for him.
25:59You pulled the whisk and I hit Chori with it.
26:03Mr. Chori, we know that we have been together for four years.
26:07I know that you can't dance for more than a minute.
26:10Yes, you can't live without dancing.
26:12Yes.
26:12We have found a man to dance with.
26:14We don't know how happy he will be.
26:17Mr. Chori, I found a man to dance with.
26:20Yes.
26:20He has come to take us to the village.
26:22Okay.
26:22We didn't go. We refused.
26:24Very good.
26:25We don't know how happy Mr. Chori will be.
26:32We don't want to go without his permission.
26:34We are old enough to dance in his hands.
26:38We are old enough to dance in his hands.
26:42Tell me something.
26:44How long have you been with me?
26:46Yes.
26:47How did I hit you in the fair?
26:48Mr. Chori, Rashid doesn't know how to move his hands.
26:52I have been dancing for four years.
26:54I know that.
26:55Why?
26:55I didn't even know how to kick my brother-in-law.
27:00The black guy from the fair told you to learn furniture.
27:03You would have learned it in four years.
27:04I didn't know how to kick my brother-in-law for four years.
27:07Why?
27:08His brother-in-law was there.
27:09My brother-in-law was in the fair.
27:11Mr. Rooh, I started a cloth business.
27:13Okay, to get rid of your brother-in-law.
27:15Yes.
27:15Then?
27:16I bought a stall and my brother-in-law sold it.
27:19Why did you buy the whole stall?
27:21It was just a pawn.
27:24He is giving me Rs. 2,000 to sit on the chair.
27:27This was good.
27:28How?
27:29I made a chair worth Rs. 30,000.
27:30He gave me Rs. 30,000 for it.
27:32Good.
27:32He was giving me Rs. 2,000 for it.
27:35He was thinking about you.
27:37Why?
27:37He was giving me Rs. 2,000 for it.
27:40He was looking up and then down.
27:44He was giving me Rs. 2,000 for it.
27:46He was giving me Rs. 2,000 for it.
27:49Where did he get Rs. 2,000 from?
27:50The supervisor is here.
27:52Come on, let's do some drama.
28:13Okay, let me tell you that he is the supervisor of our ARY.
28:17He is the supervisor?
28:18Yes.
28:18He is the supervisor.
28:19He is the one who is giving me the money.
28:22He is giving me Rs. 2,000 for sitting on the chair.
28:30Okay, now let's talk about something funny.
28:33Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
28:34Now I am going to tell you something serious.
28:36Okay.
28:36I am ready to organize a fair in the village.
28:39Wow!
28:40Very good.
28:41I have a few conditions.
28:43What?
28:44When I enter the fair, there will be a horror.
28:47Yes, it will be scary.
28:48There will be a lot of people.
28:49Yes.
28:50They will tie a rope around my waist.
28:51Wow!
28:51There will be a lot of people.
28:53You will stop dancing.
28:55You will look like a Terminator.
28:57Wow!
28:58Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
28:59When you will enter the fair, you will look like Rambo.
29:02Yes.
29:03Mr. Chaudhary, remember one thing.
29:04If you step on my feet, I will slap you.
29:07I accept that.
29:10Mr. Chaudhary, thank you.
29:11Come on, let's go.
29:12Get ready.
29:14Let's go and..
29:15Let's go and get ready for the dance.
29:16Very good.
29:17May God bless you.
29:18May God bless you.
29:19Mr. Chaudhary, I am telling you.
29:20I will make a knife out of your hand and take it.
29:22Yes.
29:23Hey, give me Rs. 100 and Rs. 90.
29:26Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
29:28I am sorry.
29:29I am sorry, Mr. Chaudhary.
29:30Who is he, Mr. Chaudhary?
29:32He is a killer.
29:35How old are you?
29:36Mr. Chaudhary, I had four brothers in a brothel.
29:39The one who got oil was my younger brother.
29:42I will make you eat flowers for a few days.
29:44Uncle, you will eat grass.
29:46Yes.
29:49And you will wear that in this village
29:51because you will have to go to every house.
29:54I am telling you, the fair will be held.
29:56It will be held.
29:57But I have to be careful.
29:58Otherwise, I will get caught.
30:00You will get caught if you steal.
30:02No, I will get caught.
30:04If you steal?
30:05I mean, if I am careful.
30:06Okay.
30:07I mean, if I am careful.
30:08If you are careful.
30:09Yes.
30:09Mr. Chaudhary, I will get married in your house.
30:11Yes.
30:11I think you should get some oil.
30:14I think oil?
30:15You will get caught if you steal.
30:18I am sorry.
30:20I will get ready now.
30:22Go, Mr. Shah, get ready.
30:23Go.
30:27You are here to get married?
30:29You got caught?
30:41Who is this?
30:43What is this?
30:44I have put a password on it.
30:47Hey, keep your hand away.
30:49Mr. Chaudhary..
30:50No, no, no, don't do that.
30:52No, Mr. Chaudhary, don't do that.
30:54No.
30:54Why shouldn't I?
30:55Mr. Chaudhary has been wronged.
30:57You have brought a python.
30:58He has trapped Mr. Chaudhary.
30:59What is happening to me?
31:00I am unable to press the down button.
31:02I am stuck here.
31:03Oh, God!
31:04It was the snake's fault, Mr. Chaudhary.
31:06I am sorry.
31:06I had removed the snake from the job on the same day.
31:09Where did you remove it?
31:10I had left it here in the village.
31:11What?
31:13Remove it.
31:14It is my responsibility to remove it.
31:16Where did you find it?
31:18It must be somewhere here.
31:19Remove it. Remove it.
31:20Mr. Chaudhary, there is no need to catch it now.
31:22I see. It must have died.
31:24No, no, it was a dream.
31:26It must have had a lot of children.
31:30You are such a fool.
31:31Why did you come to the village in this condition?
31:33No, no, actually I didn't want to leave the snake in the village.
31:36Then why did you leave it here?
31:38No, no, there was a man in the village.
31:40Yes.
31:40He gave me Rs. 2,000 and asked me to leave the snake.
31:42Who was he?
31:43He was a fake snake.
31:46I got very scared, Mr. Chaudhary.
31:47Believe me, Mr. Dhana.
31:49When the python bit Mr. Chaudhary..
31:51Mr. Chaudhary got scared.
31:53I got very scared.
31:55Now I have brought a very friendly snake.
31:57Okay, good.
31:57I see.
31:59Mr. Chaudhary, after what happened to you
32:01I touched its ears.
32:02I went to the shopkeeper and said,
32:04the friendliest snake.
32:06I mean, if you give that snake to a two-year-old child
32:08it won't do anything.
32:09I got that snake.
32:10Oh, good.
32:11Which snake did he give you?
32:12The name of this snake is Black Mamba.
32:14Oh, no!
32:17Oh, no!
32:18Why did you bring Black Mamba here?
32:21Oh, no!
32:21Mr. Arun..
32:22Why didn't you listen to me?
32:26Come on, take him out.
32:28You take him out.
32:30I said, take him out.
32:31You take him out.
32:32I think we should take Rakha out
32:33because he is her cousin.
32:36I think we are more people here
32:37so Mr. Chaudhary, let's take him out bravely.
32:39He is alone.
32:40Mr. Chaudhary, you are such a big man
32:42that you are scared of such a small snake?
32:44No matter how big a person is
32:46he has to sit on a stick.
32:49He has to sit on a stick
32:50to get his moustache shaved.
32:53Come on, take him out.
32:54Mr. Chaudhary, don't do this.
32:55If I cut him here
32:58then who will I dance to at the fair?
32:59Rakha is here.
33:00Rakha, do you know the snake dance?
33:02I will do it.
33:03My wife will be happy.
33:04I will go to the fair.
33:05Yes.
33:06By the way, play the flute.
33:08Yes, I will play it.
33:09He has a hand.
33:11He looks like a rattlesnake.
33:12He will make a sound from behind.
33:26Okay, I will tell you one thing.
33:28The one who is playing the flute
33:30is not a good dancer.
33:33Which snake is this?
33:35Mr. Chaudhary.
33:36Yes.
33:37You have danced so much.
33:38Give the snake a massage.
33:41Sir, I danced on the flute
33:42not on my wedding procession.
33:44Okay, give him a massage.
33:46I am telling you.
33:47What do I tell him?
33:48Come here, Mr. Chaudhary.
33:49I will go to the fair.
33:51Do you remember the fair?
33:52Yes.
33:53Bring him to the fair.
33:54I will go and tell the shopkeeper
33:57that if he doesn't want to go
33:59then take the green wiper with you.
34:00I will bring that.
34:02Do you have his warranty card?
34:06I will take it from the shopkeeper.
34:07Okay, leave.
34:08Mr. Chaudhary, please look at me.
34:10Hey!
34:14He is here.
34:15Come here.
34:16Mr. Biland Khan, come here.
34:17Come here.
34:21Biland Khan.
34:22Biland Khan.
34:23Wow!
34:24How can he be Biland?
34:28What is he doing?
34:29He is taking revenge.
34:30Who is he?
34:31He is the one who plays the flute.
34:35He is a very good man.
34:37He is the one who does fraud with the girls.
34:40What fraud does he do?
34:40He is his younger brother, Panguda.
34:42Okay.
34:43The one who takes him upstairs
34:44gives him a tight slap.
34:45He thinks that he has gone very high.
34:47How?
34:48He is a very tall person.
34:51Come here, Biland Khan.
34:52Come here.
34:53Where is your house?
34:57Mr. Chaudhary.
35:00What is your order for me?
35:01Look at him.
35:02Look at his attitude.
35:03Look at his misbehaviour.
35:05He is saying, Mr. Chaudhary, what is your order?
35:08You are Biland?
35:09It's okay. He is just a kid. Leave him.
35:12You will not play the flute after today.
35:14Then what will I play?
35:16He is very annoying.
35:18Why?
35:18He has made a new flute.
35:20A person is sitting in front of him.
35:22Okay.
35:23He has given him Rs. 2,000.
35:24He is not letting go of the flute.
35:26What is his name?
35:27His name is Jura.
35:28Okay.
35:30Jura, I think you have gone to the entire village.
35:33You are late.
35:35You must have gone out of your way.
35:37I have left all my work and started working on the drum.
35:41That is a big work.
35:42If you had come in front of me..
35:44..then I would have given your shirt to the drum.
35:46Where is our drum?
35:48Come on.
35:59Come on.
36:07That's it. That's it.
36:09Come on. Sit down.
36:10Believe me.
36:11He has also started playing the flute.
36:12He should also start playing the flute.
36:15Come, Mr. Chaudhary.
36:17Okay.
36:17You have fooled Chaudhary.
36:18Listen to me carefully.
36:20Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
36:20I have given permission for the fair.
36:22You should play the drum well at the fair.
36:25No, Mr. Chaudhary.
36:26I can't play the drum. My drum is broken.
36:28Who bought it?
36:29There was a man outside.
36:30He bought a drum worth Rs. 2000.
36:32Oh! What is his name?
36:35Mr. Jura.
36:36Mr. Jura. Mr. Jura. Mr. Jura.
36:41Listen to me carefully.
36:42Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
36:43Go and make all the arrangements.
36:45Okay.
36:46There will be a fair on Eid.
36:48Everyone should do their duty.
36:51Very good. Very good.
36:52Okay.
36:52Do you know what will happen?
36:53Yes.
36:54Your wife, my daughter-in-law..
36:56Yes.
36:57She will be happy.
36:58My maids will also be happy.
36:59No. No.
37:00I don't want it.
37:01Why?
37:02You will see my dead face after today.
37:05What happened?
37:06I am dead for you and you are dead for me.
37:07What happened?
37:09Make all the arrangements.
37:12I have not given birth to a child.
37:18Viewers, this was today's show.
37:19We will meet you in the next show.
37:21Take care of yourself.
37:23Goodbye.