Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 24th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:17Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, generally, that person is considered to be an idiot
00:25who plants a mango tree but waits for a guava to grow on it
00:29or plants a date tree but waits for a strawberry to grow on it.
00:33Humans are also like that.
00:36No flower is the same.
00:39All people are different.
00:41If a friend is good, it is possible that he is not a very good brother in the character of a brother.
00:46If a husband is good, it is not necessary that the son is also very good.
00:50A person has a lot of helplessness, a person also has shortcomings.
00:54A person is identified due to his shortcomings, shortcomings and shortcomings.
01:00We often judge people in one character.
01:04You look at their one dimension and decide that they are bad people.
01:09It happens that gradually all the relatives start moving away
01:13and we have seen this a lot.
01:14Friends start moving away and as the age increases,
01:17while judging people,
01:20when we reach old age, our elders mostly remain alone at home.
01:25The reason for this is that they have not liked people as they are.
01:33If a tree is of mango, then you have to taste the mango.
01:38Do not expect from anyone that he will taste guava.
01:41Humans are like that.
01:42So, instead of judging people, try to live with them as they are,
01:49because the whole world is also trying to live with you as you are.
01:55Let's start today's show with this message.
01:58Let's take you to the jungle and see what the dacoit is doing.
02:04What happened?
02:05I am fine.
02:06Oh, so today?
02:07Today also I am fine.
02:09No, I am feeling sick.
02:11What happened? You tell me.
02:12You will forgive all my sins.
02:18Forgive me too.
02:18Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me.
02:23You should have forgiven me when you were healthy,
02:25when you were strong, when you were strong.
02:28I am telling you, I am telling you, you won't listen.
02:32What happened to him?
02:33Oh, Mr. Haroon.
02:35He is not getting fever.
02:37He is not getting fever.
02:41Tell me one thing.
02:42Yes.
02:43I am having a dream every day.
02:45Oh, so this is a dream that you are having every day.
02:47Yes, I am having a dream every day.
02:49Okay.
02:49I have a dream every day.
02:52What is your dream?
02:53I have stolen jewellery from a shop.
02:56Oh, oh, oh.
02:58And there is a black dog behind me.
03:01Oh, oh, oh.
03:02I turned around and saw that there is no dog.
03:04You have stolen jewellery from a shop.
03:07Yes.
03:07And you were there and there was a dog.
03:09Dog. I turned around and saw that there was no dog.
03:10I kept running and running.
03:12Okay.
03:13Oh, oh, oh.
03:13There was nothing around me.
03:15Okay.
03:16So I kept running.
03:17I asked, why are you running?
03:18The jewellery is with you.
03:19The jewellery is with me.
03:20Okay.
03:20There was a canal in front of me.
03:22Canal.
03:22When I was crossing the canal.
03:24Yes.
03:24I looked down.
03:25Yes.
03:26And a man was holding another piece of jewellery.
03:30I looked and said, open this one too.
03:32Okay, okay.
03:33So I opened it.
03:36Okay.
03:37My jewellery also opened.
03:38I got wet.
03:38I got pneumonia.
03:40I have also repented from the theft.
03:42Very good.
03:42I sleep there every day.
03:43I have this dream every day.
03:44I am not getting fever.
03:46What should I do with this?
03:48I have also repented.
03:49You have repented.
03:50You have repented.
03:51This is enough for you.
03:53You are a very good person.
03:54New paths will open for you.
03:56New paths will open for you.
03:57You will be successful.
03:58The meaning of this is to get rid of greed.
04:01Yes.
04:01And from today, stop looking at people's hands.
04:04Stop looking at their wealth.
04:06Do your own hard work.
04:07Do your own business.
04:08Do your own cooking.
04:08Oh, man.
04:09Yes.
04:10I have read this.
04:11They talk about it.
04:12There was a Jogi sitting on the top of the hill.
04:14I got to know that he was a dreamer.
04:16I have seen him somewhere.
04:17Bring him here.
04:18Okay.
04:18Yes.
04:18What was his name?
04:19Pattiya.
04:20What?
04:20Oh, man.
04:21He was called Pattiya.
04:21Yes.
04:22He had a sister who helped him climb the hill.
04:24He is here.
04:25Sit here.
04:26He says that he has high fever.
04:28He gets fever.
04:29Is this true?
04:30No.
04:30Getting fever means that the brain starts to get confused.
04:36That's why they say that he has fever.
04:37Give him a cold bath with cold water.
04:39He will be fine.
04:40Give him a cold bath.
04:41Come, sir.
04:42Come, sir.
04:43Sir is here.
04:44Sir is here.
04:45Bring Pattiya here.
04:46Oh, man.
04:47Come here.
04:48Oh, man.
04:49Come here.
04:50Oh, man.
04:51Come here.
04:52Sit here.
04:53How are you?
04:54Tell me.
04:55Why did you call me?
04:56I will tell you.
04:57Oh, man.
04:58You are telling me about your dreams.
05:01I am not telling you about my dreams.
05:02I will tell you whatever you tell me.
05:04Give it to me.
05:05Give it to him.
05:06I am your son's friend.
05:08Give me two bangles.
05:09Okay.
05:10I can't stay away from you.
05:11Come with me.
05:12Come.
05:13Come.
05:14I have a dream at night.
05:15I will tell you.
05:16I went to a shop and stole some jewellery.
05:20I ran.
05:21I ran and my dog was behind me.
05:26I ran and my dog was behind me.
05:30I ran again.
05:32I ran again and my dog was with me.
05:35My dog was behind me.
05:39I turned around and saw that the dog was not there.
05:42Okay.
05:43I ran and my dog was in front of me.
05:45What?
05:47The dog was not there.
05:49Okay.
05:50I went ahead and saw a canal.
05:52A big canal.
05:53A big canal.
05:54I crossed the canal.
05:56I looked down.
05:58A man was carrying jewellery.
06:01He was looking at me and I was looking at him.
06:04I saw him and he was wearing jewellery.
06:08That is why you went to that canal.
06:12You opened your eyes.
06:15God saved you.
06:18This is for you.
06:2010 black goats.
06:21I will give it to you.
06:22No.
06:23Give it to your father.
06:24I will act on it.
06:2610 black goats.
06:27To your father?
06:284 gold coins.
06:30To whom?
06:31Yes, it should be long.
06:33And it should be open so that it smells good.
06:36And I'll give you a bath with it.
06:38No, no.
06:39Three kilos of it.
06:41Three. Oh, God!
06:43Where will you get your daughter married?
06:49And I'll give you ten kilos of rice with it.
06:52I'll make a curry of raw basmati rice.
06:55Okay.
06:55And I'll break it with it.
06:57With it?
06:58Why will you break it with it?
06:59Why are you asking for such things?
07:01I'm going to feed the Jinn.
07:03The Jinn don't eat rice.
07:08Let me clear one thing here.
07:10Like he said, I fell into a river.
07:12Remember one thing.
07:13I'll tell you a simple trick.
07:15If you see water in your dreams..
07:18..always remember one thing.
07:20It's a simple rule.
07:21Water is your emotions.
07:24If you see a little drizzling..
07:27..it means that you have a little emotions these days.
07:31You're not in a lot of depression and anxiety.
07:33And if you're feeling good..
07:35..it means that you're filled with good emotions.
07:38If there's a storm coming your way..
07:39..it means that you're so worried these days..
07:42..that you think that you'll go into depression.
07:44Let me hug him.
07:45Hug him?
07:47What does the dog that was following me mean?
07:50Whatever you see here..
07:51Yes.
07:52It means that..
07:54..whatever you've stolen from someone..
07:56Yes.
07:56..give it back.
07:58Otherwise, it will come back to you.
08:01If a dog is following you in your dreams..
08:03Okay.
08:03..it means that you're guilty.
08:05I'm guilty as it is.
08:07No.
08:08No. If a dog is following you in your dreams..
08:11..it means that you've committed a crime.
08:13Yes.
08:14You're feeling guilty about it.
08:16You're repenting.
08:17And you're afraid that you might make the same mistake again.
08:20You're afraid that you might get bitten.
08:20That's what it means.
08:21Yes.
08:22You're right.
08:23I swear, if you had told me, I would've run after you.
08:26Yes.
08:29That's it.
08:29Father.
08:30I've taken care of everything.
08:31Yes, sir.
08:32Call those people in front of me.
08:34Give them their things back.
08:35Go and make an announcement.
08:37Okay.
08:37Will you give back everything that you've stolen in your life?
08:40No, brother.
08:41I haven't stolen anything.
08:43Okay.
08:44I've spent my entire life in some place.
08:46You're a good man, son-in-law.
08:49Why did you call me now?
08:50Why did you call me now?
08:52Why did you call me now?
08:53Why did you call me earlier?
08:55What did you steal?
08:56What did you steal?
08:57What did you steal that you've stolen from us?
08:58You don't even tell me.
08:59These robbers have robbed us.
09:01What do we have left to rob now?
09:02Who robbed you?
09:03I'm dead.
09:04Have some shame.
09:06I robbed you too.
09:07Yes.
09:08Look, father.
09:08You looked like a bank manager in Nehra.
09:12Look, father.
09:13You're our teacher.
09:14They've done so wrong.
09:16Father, we did a function and entered from here.
09:19And they pushed us here.
09:20Oh, no.
09:20They robbed us, beat us and made us dance.
09:24They didn't even give us so much money to do threading.
09:27Look, father.
09:28They robbed us, beat us and made us dance.
09:32Oh, no. I'm dead.
09:33You're complaining to your father about everything.
09:34Your aunt is also like that.
09:38We had to take our teacher's medicines.
09:40Our teacher who has brought us up with so much love.
09:43He never took his medicines when he had fever.
09:46He used to give us medicines.
09:48Yes.
09:52We've made you dance.
09:53You've got our blessings.
09:55Keep Rs. 3200.
09:56Take our money.
09:58Return my dance.
10:00I'll give it to him. What's your name?
10:01Sridevi.
10:02Your name?
10:02Madhubala.
10:05Give him Rs. 3200.
10:08Take it.
10:09He took our money.
10:10Return whatever he has.
10:12Okay.
10:13Yes.
10:15Look at this.
10:16Sister, what's this?
10:18He's telling us that we've seen their dance too.
10:21Oh.
10:21He doesn't have any money.
10:22He just makes fun of us.
10:25He's a fraud.
10:27We've got so much money.
10:28Yes.
10:29We've got the pilot's stuff and the friends.
10:31By the way, you had a big function when you had Rs. 3200.
10:37When you had Rs. 3200..
10:38Yes.
10:40..you were happy with that too.
10:41We were happy with the bandit.
10:42We were free.
10:43Oh, God.
10:44Why are you getting angry?
10:48Take this.
10:49Why are you doing this?
10:50Why are you doing this?
10:51Okay.
10:52Are you trying to prove me a thief?
10:53Okay.
10:55Take this Rs. 3200 and count it with your feet.
10:59May God bless you, brother.
11:00You've earned this by dancing.
11:02I've kept a small amount for you.
11:04Thank you very much.
11:05May God bless you.
11:06We've got the money we had looted.
11:09Yes.
11:09We've got our dance.
11:11Yes.
11:12Give it to me. I'm a real bandit.
11:14I won't keep anyone's money.
11:16Okay.
11:17Listen to me.
11:17Here, drink this dance.
11:21Oh, God.
11:23You're like us.
11:24Keep it.
11:26Send him some more.
11:32Come on, Madhubala.
11:34Okay.
11:34Don't try to rob us again.
11:37Here, take this Rs. 3200.
11:38I've earned it by dancing.
11:42Come, brother.
11:43Raj, he's here.
11:45Greetings.
11:46Yes.
11:47Why did you call me?
11:49I'm here.
11:50Sorry.
11:51Greetings.
11:52You don't seem to know.
11:53Greetings.
11:54Greetings.
11:57He's crazy.
11:59You know what?
11:59I've got a message.
12:00Brother, he's here.
12:01Greetings.
12:02How are you?
12:04I'm fine.
12:06You've looted him and the money..
12:10I've looted him as well.
12:11He's looted him as well?
12:12Yes.
12:13Yes.
12:13Sir, I remember.
12:14I've looted him.
12:16I've looted him as well.
12:17I've found him near the graveyard.
12:18Yes.
12:19Yes, he's the one.
12:20I'll tell you in a minute.
12:21Okay.
12:24What's your name?
12:26Akmal.
12:26You've looted him as well?
12:28Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:29Tell me.
12:30Why have you been looting us?
12:31Tell me clearly.
12:32I've committed a heinous crime, sir.
12:34A heinous crime?
12:35You've committed a heinous crime
12:36for the poor, right?
12:37Yes.
12:38I'm telling you.
12:39I'm telling you clearly
12:41that something bad is going to happen to you.
12:42Whatever you've looted from him, don't return it.
12:44He'll get intoxicated again.
12:46Of course, you'll get intoxicated.
12:47I've looted him as well, right?
12:49No, no, no.
12:49You've looted him.
12:50It's wrong.
12:51It was his money.
12:52He can do whatever he wants with it.
12:53Yes.
12:53It's a different matter
12:54that intoxication is a bad thing.
12:55Yes.
12:56It's a curse.
12:56He shouldn't do it.
12:57It's a sin as well.
12:58But..
12:59How much was it?
13:00It was Rs. 60.
13:01I can't give you such a huge amount of money.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:05Give it to me.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:05I beg of you.
13:06Give it to me.
13:07With Rs. 60,
13:08return me a poori.
13:10He doesn't eat poori.
13:11What did he do?
13:12What?
13:13He took out some extra money and gave it to me.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:16He's giving it to you.
13:17Who?
13:17He took out Rs. 10,000-20,000.
13:19No, no, he gave it to me.
13:21I mean, he gave it to me.
13:22He gave it to you.
13:23You've got more money.
13:25Really?
13:26Yes.
13:26He thought we were dishonest.
13:29We don't want to share your money.
13:32Take your money.
13:33The rest is also his.
13:35No, I didn't come empty-handed.
13:38You won't be able to take it from him.
13:41Why are you sitting here?
13:42Here, take it.
13:43Take it.
13:43Sir, I remember he made me dance.
13:47What?
13:47He held a gun and told me to do this step.
13:50Come forward.
13:51This is the step of tonight.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:58Give it to me.
13:58Oh.
13:59Come forward.
14:00What?
14:02Did you see that?
14:03No.
14:04Get out of here.
14:04Give it to me.
14:06Dance.
14:06Get out of here.
14:08Give it to me.
14:09Listen, I'm telling you.
14:11He has robbed another beggar.
14:14Yes.
14:14And the wife of that beggar
14:17has eloped with her parents.
14:18I'm so thirsty.
14:20I've got gold for you.
14:26I've got sleep for you.
14:29What are you doing here?
14:30God bless you.
14:31Get out of here.
14:32She called me.
14:32What are you doing here?
14:33Let me tell you.
14:35The thing is
14:37my husband doesn't do any business.
14:39What?
14:40Open your mouth and do it once.
14:44My husband tells me
14:46that he stays out all day
14:48but he says that he doesn't have money.
14:50He doesn't know how to cook.
14:51He doesn't know how to cook.
14:52You tell me.
14:53I begged all day
14:56and when I was going back home
14:58he used to rob me.
15:00Why did you rob a beggar?
15:01I robbed him out of fear.
15:02I didn't have any experience.
15:07What if your husband comes home
15:09and tells you that he has been robbed?
15:11Yes.
15:13Sister, come here for a minute.
15:16I'll do this.
15:18Come here.
15:19I'll do this.
15:21People's business stops because of your nature.
15:25Look how he's holding it.
15:32Tell me something.
15:33Do you rob people every day?
15:35Yes.
15:36Change your route.
15:37I changed my route.
15:39Then?
15:40I went to a new route and I got out of there.
15:42Oh no! Now I'm in trouble.
15:46How much did he rob you?
15:47Around Rs. 300 to Rs. 400.
15:51According to me, Rs. 440 is a beggar's amount.
15:56It must be around that.
15:57People who beg earn more than Rs. 400.
16:02I remember that once
16:04in my own company
16:06there was a guy whom I..
16:08You got engaged in your own company?
16:11I remember this incident.
16:14I had given jobs to a few people
16:18who were disabled.
16:21There are many jobs that can make you disabled.
16:24If you are disabled, you can work as a supervisor.
16:28If you are disabled, you can work as a tennis player.
16:32I had a boss who didn't have one arm.
16:34He used to work for me.
16:35He used to supervise the guards at night
16:39to check if anyone was sleeping.
16:41Whenever I used to see him, his eyes used to turn red.
16:43One day, I asked him if he was sleeping.
16:46He said that he wakes up in the morning.
16:48Someone told me that the salary he used to get from us
16:52was around Rs. 35,000 in those days.
16:56He used to take the bus daily
16:59to Gujranwala and come back.
17:02In those days, 20 years ago
17:06he used to earn Rs. 1,500 to Rs. 1,600
17:09with ease.
17:11Oh, God!
17:12You had told me that your eyes turn red
17:15because you get scared.
17:17My eyes used to turn red
17:18because I used to light a fire and ask people to dance around it.
17:22He used to make you dance too?
17:23I am dead.
17:24What is your problem?
17:25You have been a Nawab for so many years.
17:28Listen..
17:30This is a great idea.
17:32Dance and make people dance.
17:36These days, the Punjab Police has become very active
17:38in the case of beggars.
17:39You are right.
17:41Beggar, the Punjab Police is here.
17:55Mr. Haroon, how long will you fast?
17:57I will fast for some time.
17:59Why did you get upset with him?
18:01When there is no food in the house.
18:05When there is nothing to eat.
18:06When there is no money in the bank.
18:08What is there in the bank?
18:12Give Rs. 500 and Rs. 100 to my sister-in-law.
18:15Here you go.
18:17Why are you giving Rs. 100 to my sister-in-law?
18:18I am giving her medicines.
18:19Listen to me.
18:21I won't stay with you anymore.
18:23Why?
18:23I am a dacoit like you.
18:26Do you rob the poor?
18:27Do you rob the rich?
18:29Do you rob the poor?
18:30I am telling you, don't marry such a man
18:33who can't calculate.
18:35Do you think it is easy to rob the poor?
18:37Yes.
18:38They can't rest for six years because of their nails.
18:43Do you know how difficult it is to lose money from a beggar?
18:46Yes, I know.
18:46This is the kind of business we are in.
18:49You are thinking about something else.
18:51That's why you are doing small robberies.
18:52Then I will do whatever I can.
18:55Oh, God!
18:56Hey, who is this man who can't calculate?
18:59Oh, I see.
19:00What happened now?
19:01He is a robber who makes jewellery.
19:03Oh, no.
19:03Why not?
19:05This is not done.
19:06He is proud that he robbed a jewellery vendor.
19:09This is not done.
19:10This is done.
19:11Do you know what I can see in this jewellery?
19:15What can you see?
19:16It is a jewellery shop, but I can see a lot of things.
19:20Totally.
19:21He used to make rings.
19:23He is a robber who makes rings.
19:25Do you think I robbed a beggar?
19:28Yes, he is right.
19:29Arun, there are very expensive rings.
19:32Give it to me.
19:33You are too old to hear such things.
19:34What kind of a man are you?
19:36You robbed my money too.
19:38He is the robber.
19:39Oh, I see.
19:40Are you a jeweller?
19:41I am not a robber.
19:42I make rings.
19:44Oh, you are not a robber.
19:46You make rings.
19:47Okay, tell me something.
19:49Do you make gold rings?
19:51I don't make rings.
19:52I make Bawasri rings.
19:54Hey!
19:57You robbed him.
19:58You are a very good jeweller.
20:05Do people feel relaxed when you make rings?
20:08Yes.
20:09He makes Bawasri rings.
20:10Earlier, he used to make rings with cigarettes.
20:14In summers, you need a ring twice a day.
20:17Take this.
20:22Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
20:24Let's meet after the break.
20:32Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
20:33We have mother-in-law and daughter-in-law with us for the break.
20:36Today, their mood is not good again.
20:38Let's talk to them.
20:40It's a blessed month.
20:41We have so many good days.
20:42Why are you angry? Greetings.
20:43Greetings.
20:44It's not even blessed for me.
20:46Don't cry. Please don't cry.
20:48You always say that I like to cry.
20:53Okay, you are the daughter-in-law.
20:54I have come to their house to live.
20:57I have come to their house to live.
20:58Okay, Geeta.
21:00No, I mean, it's right.
21:02You should get married.
21:03My husband is good. I don't need anyone else.
21:05Yes. Wow. Wow.
21:06But he opened the door.
21:07But he didn't consider me his daughter.
21:09He didn't consider me his daughter.
21:10Why?
21:10But he opened the door.
21:11But how?
21:12But he opened the door.
21:13You opened the door for me.
21:15I won't open the door for you.
21:16You are running around like a monkey.
21:19When the doctor said that he shouldn't eat parathas..
21:22You are my husband. You don't take care of me.
21:24The doctor said that you are so fat that you can't even eat parathas.
21:28Oh.
21:29Is this how you hold your mother?
21:32Look..
21:32Shut up, my son.
21:33Shut up, my son.
21:35Open the door, Haroon.
21:36You look like my husband.
21:37What do you think?
21:38What do you think?
21:39Look, I will show you.
21:40People will throw stones in front of you.
21:42I will show you.
21:43People will throw stones in front of you.
21:46You are an educated man.
21:47You have to be disciplined.
21:49Yes.
21:49All the women do this to their husbands every day.
21:52Yes.
21:52Why do they do this to their husbands?
21:54They don't let them go.
21:55What is the reason?
21:55He doesn't open the door for me.
21:58He opens the door.
21:59He opens the door after a minute.
22:00You are running around like a monkey.
22:03Oh, no.
22:04Don't say that.
22:05You are elder to me.
22:06But..
22:06But he didn't understand.
22:07I respect him.
22:09Trust me.
22:09When I sit at his feet, he kicks me.
22:11He is very much like that.
22:11Oh.
22:12You shouldn't have sat at his feet either.
22:13You should have kicked him.
22:14I was about to kick him for Rs. 17,000.
22:20You..
22:20You are talking nonsense.
22:21What happened to you?
22:25What is the problem?
22:25You are talking nonsense.
22:27Don't mind him.
22:28He keeps getting into trouble.
22:29I had made you a mother.
22:30I didn't make you a mother.
22:31Why didn't you make him a mother?
22:33It's been 17 years since your uncle died.
22:38What do you mean?
22:39I will make him a mother.
22:43I am old enough to be a mother.
22:50You should keep a hand of kindness on his head.
22:53My grandson is not kind.
22:56Ma'am, you have such a beautiful daughter-in-law.
22:58You have treated her well.
22:59What?
23:00What?
23:01She is calling the one who has coloured her hair, a ma'am.
23:06This is not an inauspicious matter.
23:07Okay.
23:08This is not an inauspicious matter.
23:08Why?
23:09After eating samosas and fritters for your inauspicious time..
23:12Yes.
23:12..you will feel as if your stomach is going to puke.
23:18Give me two fritters and two juice and two dates.
23:21Not two fritters, two plates of fritters.
23:24You are not a fool.
23:24You are eating samosas.
23:25You are eating it as if you are eating the enemy's ship.
23:28Look, don't argue with your mother-in-law.
23:31Why should I argue with her?
23:32She is the one who brings me here.
23:33I don't say such things.
23:35I don't say such things.
23:36I am your mother-in-law.
23:37What is this?
23:38I can't see anything.
23:39Aunt, you are naked.
23:40If you don't come, I will show you.
23:42No, I won't come.
23:43Aunt, you should celebrate your inauspicious time.
23:46Why are you making such a big deal out of it?
23:47Can I tell you something?
23:49Yes.
23:49Go and apply make-up.
23:50You are my aunt.
23:56You are wearing make-up in the morning
23:59as if you are going to attend a dentist.
24:00You should be treated properly.
24:02You are fighting with me.
24:04Treat me properly.
24:04I am a complete person.
24:05I don't eat anyone's food.
24:07I see.
24:08My husband brings a lot of fruit in the evening
24:09and keeps it in my room.
24:10He gets angry.
24:11Why do you get angry?
24:12Because he brings fruit.
24:14Yes.
24:14Don't I give you three bananas?
24:17Grapes, pomegranates and apples.
24:19Tell me.
24:19I will give you whatever you want.
24:20Yes.
24:21Give me three bananas.
24:22Mr. Arun, this is wrong.
24:23Why are you giving three bananas?
24:24You should never eat bananas in odd numbers.
24:26You should always eat them in even numbers.
24:28What is the reason for that?
24:29Just like that.
24:32Tell me.
24:33Yes, that's right.
24:34Either eat four or six bananas.
24:35If you eat three bananas, you will have to share your mother-in-law's food.
24:40If you don't want your mother-in-law to misbehave with you
24:43then give me a grandson or a granddaughter.
24:45Yes, give me.
24:46I will give you a grandson or a granddaughter.
24:47Where is my receipt?
24:49Oh, my God!
24:51Congratulations.
24:52God is great.
24:53He is dancing so happily.
24:56He is making me yearn for him.
24:59He is yearning for you.
25:01Dance for him.
25:02I am not dancing.
25:03He is dancing because he has a grandson or a granddaughter.
25:07He is a kid.
25:08I don't want a grandson or a granddaughter.
25:09I don't want a grandson or a granddaughter.
25:11It's been five months.
25:12You are already celebrating.
25:13I have become a kid in five months.
25:16My husband got me a haircut.
25:18I see.
25:19Yes.
25:20Your mother-in-law will give you a grandson or a granddaughter.
25:22Give her a grandson or a granddaughter.
25:23I don't want to.
25:24Don't abuse me.
25:26You are going to be a grandson.
25:28Haroon is asking me to cook Parathas for him.
25:31He is asking me to give him rice or roti.
25:33Am I his servant?
25:34Am I supposed to serve him?
25:34No.
25:35You are not my servant.
25:37You belong to the Punjab government.
25:40Tell me.
25:41What do you do for a living?
25:42I was someone's grandson.
25:43I swear.
25:44I have given my mother-in-law one and a half cups of rice.
25:47What?
25:47Did you give it to her first?
25:48No. I gave her two cups of rice.
25:50If you understand what I am saying, you are doing the right thing.
25:51I see.
25:52You gave her two cups of rice.
25:53You had your own canteen.
25:56There is a question from the audience.
25:58Greetings.
25:59Greetings.
26:00Sir, I have a question from my mother-in-law.
26:02Yes.
26:03The way she behaves with her daughter-in-law..
26:05Yes.
26:06..if she had a daughter instead of her daughter-in-law..
26:08Yes.
26:09..she would have behaved the same way with her daughter-in-law.
26:10Yes.
26:11Tell us. Tell us.
26:13If my mother-in-law..
26:15She is my daughter-in-law.
26:17That's enough.
26:18She behaves in such a way that I don't know what to do with her.
26:25Look..
26:26Why are you teasing me?
26:27Why are you doing this?
26:28He is not teasing you.
26:29He is teasing me.
26:30No, I am not.
26:31You are sitting here and talking to me.
26:33What are you doing?
26:35Sir, I am sorry.
26:36She is a very senior woman.
26:40She has been teasing Haroon for the past 10 minutes.
26:42So how can she..
26:45That's it.
26:45Why is she not teasing him?
26:46I don't know.
26:47Sometimes she calls him brother..
26:48He has been teasing me for the past 13 years.
26:50How can I not tease him?
26:53He said a very good thing.
26:55If your daughter gets married and goes somewhere..
26:57Yes.
26:58..and she has a mother-in-law like you..
27:00..will you tolerate it?
27:01I am not saying that if my daughter doesn't go and serve her mother-in-law..
27:04Yes.
27:05..then I will hit her mother-in-law.
27:08What did you say?
27:10I said something wrong.
27:11You said something wrong.
27:12God has given you three daughters.
27:14She doesn't have a daughter.
27:15No, she has a son.
27:17But shall I tell you something?
27:18But Mr. Haroon, this is also wrong.
27:20There are only three people living in the house.
27:21Why does he bring fruits and keep them in her room?
27:24Is this the injustice of a son?
27:25May God bless your children.
27:26May God bless your son.
27:28Yes, I said that.
27:29Of course, this is injustice.
27:30She refuses to give me three, four grapes and one apple.
27:33She leaves my room like this.
27:34I am not in a prison.
27:37Grandpa, you are an independent woman.
27:39If you are bothered by these things..
27:40..then you go and bring fruits yourself.
27:42Aunt, do you know what this is?
27:44You keep asking me to bring fruits.
27:45I am sorry that I am going to bring fruits.
27:46Then why don't you go?
27:47The fruit seller looks at me in a bad way.
27:49Oh!
27:50If he looks at you in this way..
27:52..I swear to God, you will go every day.
27:55Everyone is accused of the same thing.
27:57I agree that he is a vegetable seller.
27:59Yes.
27:59He says that I am a vegetable seller.
28:01Okay, so the vegetable seller also teases you.
28:03Yes, the vegetable seller.
28:04Okay, and you..
28:04He looks at me in a bad way.
28:05Do you ever go to the store to buy groceries?
28:07I have never gone to the store.
28:08Then it has become very easy.
28:09You can order on the phone and get it.
28:11When there is no order on the phone..
28:13Yes.
28:14..he takes the order and talks to me.
28:16Oh!
28:16How can he talk to you?
28:18No, I..
28:19I don't have WhatsApp.
28:20He will shout at me.
28:22She herself tells me.
28:23What is this?
28:24She was not like this before.
28:25Who will eat at the shop?
28:28She herself tells me.
28:29She herself tells me.
28:30Who will eat at the shop?
28:32I will go to the vegetable seller.
28:34You can pick up the honey from the vegetable seller.
28:40Kalani, forgive him.
28:41He gave you his thing.
28:42He will give you something else.
28:44Yes, but what is your problem?
28:47My question to her is that she has made him very blonde.
28:50Yes.
28:51So what should I do?
28:52Even if she takes care of you..
28:53..why doesn't she apply the cream on your feet?
28:56Feet?
28:57It's not like that.
28:58She cuts her hair from the blanket and weeps.
29:02Why did you dye your hair like this?
29:04It doesn't suit your moustache.
29:07Why are you talking about my moustache?
29:09Are you my grandson?
29:11Yes, I am your grandson.
29:12Look at your face.
29:13It looks like a vermilion pot.
29:15Look at your face.
29:16It looks like a lizard's moustache.
29:19Oh!
29:19Yes, it looks like that.
29:20Yes.
29:26Viewers, there is a short break.
29:27Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
29:41Welcome back, viewers.
29:42Yes, Irza Khan.
29:43Now we will go to the audience.
29:45Because someone told me that there are some people in the audience..
29:48..who have a very good sense of humour.
29:50Really? Let's see.
29:51Yes.
29:52Greetings.
29:53Greetings.
29:53Sir, I want to request Mr. Agha for the show's flow.
29:57You must do it.
29:58First tell us your name so that we can answer you.
30:00I am Hamza. I have come from Okara.
30:02Mr. Agha, if you have a child..
30:03..and you ask a smart person..
30:05..how can our children be tested?
30:09By the way, when she was born, she was tested.
30:13Mr. Agha, one more short break.
30:14You are my grandson.
30:17Come here. There are two or three short breaks.
30:19I will also do it.
30:20Sir, I want to do it.
30:25By the way, what do you do?
30:27Sir, I work in sales.
30:28Sales?
30:29Which department? Which field?
30:30In a private company.
30:32Okay, in a private company.
30:33In a company. I sell sweets.
30:36Yes, sir.
30:37Greetings.
30:38Greetings.
30:39How are you, sir?
30:39I am absolutely fine. How are you?
30:41Praise be to God.
30:41What do you do for a living?
30:43What do you do for a living? Tell us.
30:44What do you do for a living?
30:44I am a private employee in a government institution.
30:47He is a private employee in a government institution.
30:49I don't understand.
30:50A private employee in a government institution?
30:51Mr. Arun, he is a private employee in a government institution.
30:54He is a freelancer with a permanent contract.
31:00Okay.
31:01Yes, son. What have you brought today?
31:02I will recite a poem.
31:04I didn't find anyone to whom the world would have given up.
31:06We will talk about this later.
31:07First recite a poem.
31:10He has started.
31:11Okay, sorry. Sorry.
31:13Yes, please.
31:13You are being unfair.
31:15He is a private employee in a government institution.
31:18I didn't find anyone to whom the world would have given up.
31:20Okay.
31:21Everyone deceived me. I forgot everyone.
31:23I kept the pain of my heart in my heart.
31:25If I had married, the world would have cried.
31:28Wow. Wow. Wow.
31:30Wow. Amazing.
31:31By the way, you get a bullet for this too.
31:32Keep it under your tongue.
31:34It is good for the pain of the heart.
31:36You recited a good poem.
31:38But your heart is broken.
31:39Are you married?
31:39No, sir.
31:40Then why do you look so worried?
31:42He is a private employee in a government institution.
31:45I think he is worried as to why he is not getting married.
31:48Yes.
31:50What is your age?
31:5120.
31:5120 years old.
31:52He has become a government employee at 20.
31:55He is 20 years old.
31:56He was 35 years old at the age of 40.
31:58Haroon, you don't complete your education at 20.
32:01Yes.
32:02He is going to retire after another year and a half.
32:07Next. Next. Next.
32:09Greetings.
32:10Greetings.
32:11My name is Haseem.
32:12Sir, how are you all?
32:13We are absolutely fine.
32:15I have a question for Mr. Agha.
32:16Go ahead.
32:17Sir, you are such a big fan of mine.
32:19Have you ever been to Delhi?
32:20I am your fan.
32:22How can I be your fan?
32:23Please clarify.
32:24Mr. Agha is your fan?
32:25Yes, sir.
32:26I agree.
32:27If Mr. Agha is saying, he is saying the truth.
32:29What do you do?
32:30I work in banking finance.
32:31Micro finance.
32:32Yes, that is possible.
32:34Yes.
32:34Then yes.
32:35Then yes, that is possible.
32:36Then it is possible.
32:38I don't want to bring new sins.
32:40You didn't hear him.
32:41He is saying that someone has read your stories.
32:43Have you bought anything on installments?
32:44Bank account?
32:45Yes, I have bought a washing machine.
32:49He had bought a drum.
32:50He had bought a drum?
32:51Okay.
32:52Then you are my fan.
32:56Next.
32:57Greetings.
32:57Greetings.
32:59Sir, my name is Shahid Ali.
33:00Shahid Ali.
33:01And I am writing a poetry for Inma'am.
33:04Who is Inma'am?
33:05Inma'am.
33:05Irza.
33:06Yes, Irza Khan.
33:08Yes, Irza Khan.
33:09First, he carved my existence out of glass.
33:13Yes.
33:14Poetry was for him, existence was for you.
33:15He carved my existence out of glass.
33:18Okay.
33:18He carved your existence out of glass.
33:20Yes, I am doing all the hard work.
33:23Mr. Majid called on the railway helpline.
33:26Yes.
33:27Hello.
33:27Which train will take me to Pindu?
33:297 o'clock.
33:31Which train will take me to Peshawar?
33:329 o'clock.
33:33Sir, where do you want to go?
33:35I don't want to go anywhere.
33:37I want to cross the train.
33:38I am very careful.
33:41Where did he go?
33:42He will do the work, or he will just watch our drama.
33:48Yes.
33:49First, he carved my existence out of glass.
33:52Okay.
33:53Then he filled the city and put a stone in my hand.
33:55Okay.
33:56Wow.
33:57Okay.
34:01Next. Who else?
34:02Hello.
34:03Hello.
34:04My name is Ali Hussain.
34:05And I have a question for Mr. Majid.
34:09Mr. Agha Majid.
34:10Yes, Mr. Agha Majid.
34:11What is the secret behind your O-shaped body?
34:17Please explain it to me.
34:18Your body is like an O.
34:20It is round.
34:21Yes. What is the secret?
34:22Nothing. I am a happy man.
34:25No, he asked you. He is serious about you.
34:28I am like a ventilator.
34:31I am a calculus.
34:33Okay, that's enough.
34:36I am a calculus.
34:37I am a calculus.
34:40Oh, God.
34:41What is the secret?
34:42He asked a lot of questions.
34:44He asked a lot of questions.
34:46He said, I have an O-shape.
34:48If you don't look carefully, you will see my face.
34:52It is a rectangle.
34:53Yes, it is a square.
34:54Yes, that's right.
34:55In English films, people say that they don't have any enemies.
35:01I am a happy man. I eat and drink.
35:03I am happy all the time.
35:05May God bless you too.
35:07May God bless you.
35:07He has also asked for 10 rupees.
35:09Let's go, guys.
35:13Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
35:14We will meet you in the next show.
35:16Take care of yourselves.
35:17Goodbye.