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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, in 1949, a book was published, The Organization of Behavior.
00:27The postulate in that book is called the Hebb's Rule.
00:32That rule says that when two neurons of the brain fire together, they wire together.
00:41It can be easily understood that if you smell a flower and you get happiness from its fragrance,
00:48then you get both happiness and fragrance.
00:52You get both happiness and flower.
00:55What happens is that a lot of people, after one or two failures, after seeing a few difficulties,
01:01they end up with bad luck, with bad luck, with disappointment,
01:09which they can never end up with happiness or good luck all their lives.
01:15And because of this, they go into depression, anxiety, disappointment, these things.
01:20So Hebb's Law says that if you fire your neurons, the positive ones,
01:27with your personality, with your thinking,
01:30that is, if you feel that my God is very kind to me and I am very lucky,
01:36then day by day you will see that your personality, disappointment, anxiety, sadness,
01:42all these will go away.
01:44And Hebb's Law says that the thing with which you attach value,
01:49your neurons, your brain, is always attached to that.
01:53So address yourself, talk to yourself and make yourself feel that
02:00as long as I have health, faith, money, everything, I am very lucky.
02:07And I'll stay lucky because my God is very kind.
02:10Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:13Let's go to Mr. Chaudhary and chat with him.
02:17Look at this.
02:19Oh!
02:20What is this, Chaudhary?
02:21What did you use?
02:22I put it in the flash drive and kept it here.
02:28How many times do you walk in the morning?
02:30In the morning, I go to the mosque and pray.
02:32Okay.
02:33So I walk about 8 kilometers.
02:37Okay, so you go 4 kilometers and come back 4 kilometers.
02:40Then bring it from the car.
02:42I go 8 kilometers and come back 8 kilometers.
02:45Why doesn't it make a difference to you?
02:47It's not weight, it's how active I am.
02:50Okay, let me tell you something else.
02:52This is called walking.
02:54You must have seen the big malls in the world.
02:56There are so many fat guards who roam around in the malls all day.
03:00But they don't lose weight.
03:02Whenever you exercise, when you walk, first of all, do a brisk walk.
03:06That will reduce your weight.
03:08And the second thing is conscious exercise.
03:11Unconscious exercise is not very effective.
03:14Unconscious exercise is not very effective.
03:16I walk like this.
03:18I walk like this.
03:20I walk like this.
03:22I walk like this.
03:24You know, Mr. Chauchi, the weather these days,
03:26you have to go out in the weather.
03:28This is the weather.
03:30Because our problem in Pakistan is that
03:32there are many areas where you can't walk even at midnight.
03:34My real problem is that
03:36in the morning, the village is very noisy.
03:38Okay, okay.
03:40And when I go inside,
03:42cough, cold,
03:44these things affect me.
03:46I have also gone inside.
03:48There is a yellow ladder here.
03:50At night, you have to collect dust in the village.
03:56And the second thing, Mr. Chaudhary,
03:58while walking, you have to do this.
04:00This breathing control.
04:02I mean, I don't do it on the engine.
04:04This Chaudhary is on steam.
04:08He has made me a coal man.
04:10Chaudhary has become a pressure cooker.
04:14When Chaudhary comes out in the morning,
04:16he comes to the village many times
04:18and opens the lid.
04:20You need laughter therapy
04:22apart from walking.
04:24When you come out in the morning,
04:26you just start laughing randomly
04:28so that the dirt inside you is less.
04:30How can I laugh?
04:32For example, you think you are Mr. Chaudhary
04:34and you are walking and laughing.
04:36Give it to me.
04:38He has gone mad.
04:40You do it.
04:42Chaudhary sir, it's been a long time since I left it.
04:44It's your turn now.
04:46You are also in the same situation.
04:48No, no, Chaudhary sir.
04:50Believe me.
04:52I am not in such a bad situation.
04:54You are in a very bad situation.
04:58Chaudhary sir, when you started walking,
05:00his 6-inch beard increased.
05:02Chaudhary sir, your beard has increased.
05:06Chaudhary sir, let me note something for you.
05:08What did you note?
05:10Chaudhary sir, I am feeling cold.
05:12I need 8 desi eggs.
05:14Give me those.
05:16You know what?
05:18I will give you 4.
05:22I am feeling under the weather.
05:24Did you understand?
05:26Give me some egg.
05:28You dinosaur.
05:30He is not an animal.
05:34You said dinosaur is an extinct animal.
05:36Dinosaur is an extinct animal.
05:40What a beautiful man.
05:42Girls these days look good.
05:46Chaudhary sir.
05:48Yes.
05:50Is your leg broken?
05:52It's not broken.
05:54It's just a scratch.
05:56Give it to me.
05:58Chaudhary sir,
06:00your leg has become helpless.
06:02Helpless?
06:06I couldn't sleep the whole night.
06:08My daughter's leg is broken.
06:12Don't worry.
06:14Her leg will be fine in 2 days.
06:16She is yours.
06:20Chaudhary sir,
06:22I want to tell you something.
06:24Baba Danna is sitting here.
06:27You do it.
06:29Baba Danna,
06:31if Chaudhary sir will beat me,
06:33you have to save me.
06:35I am sitting at home.
06:39Chaudhary sir,
06:41you should get married now.
06:43I don't want to work tomorrow.
06:45This is my age.
06:47People will make fun of me.
06:49Marriage is a wrong concept.
06:51You need a right age.
06:53I don't understand.
06:55What is the relation of age
06:57with marriage?
06:59Marriage is for companionship.
07:01For companionship.
07:03A person needs a partner
07:05in life.
07:07Children don't understand.
07:09Our society doesn't allow it.
07:11This is wrong.
07:13Children don't show their faces.
07:15Marriage is someone's matter.
07:17I think that
07:19as long as you are not asked
07:21to get married,
07:23if someone is getting married
07:25or not,
07:27no one should have any relation with it.
07:29The need for companionship
07:31increases in old age.
07:33People get busy in their work.
07:35You are right.
07:37You are my aunt.
07:41I miss her a lot at night.
07:43Yes.
07:45I miss her a lot.
07:47I miss her a lot.
07:49I miss her a lot.
07:51You can't die with the dead.
07:53No one comes back alive.
07:55You can't die with the dead.
07:57You can't die with the dead.
07:59Who will save you?
08:03I can't die with the dead.
08:07You will die.
08:09I can't die.
08:11You will die.
08:15You have a life partner.
08:17You have a life partner.
08:21Mr. Chaudhary,
08:23there must be so many women
08:25who have lost their husbands
08:27or who are not married.
08:29I don't want to marry anyone.
08:33I am not a widow.
08:39Why do we think
08:41that a widow
08:43will get a husband like this?
08:45I think
08:47that when we made Pakistan
08:49I think that when we made Pakistan
08:51the utopian society
08:53the utopian society
08:55will be formed
08:57on the day
08:59when people will choose
09:01a divorcee or a widow
09:03for their unmarried son.
09:05On that day,
09:07the utopian society
09:09will be formed.
09:11Before that,
09:13Mr. Chaudhary,
09:15should I put an advertisement
09:17for your marriage
09:19on social media?
09:21If you say,
09:23I will talk to my mother.
09:25Mr. Chaudhary,
09:27I have written a marriage proposal
09:29and I have decided
09:31that I will go there.
09:33Who are you to decide?
09:35Her lover is dead.
09:37I will kill him.
09:39He is still alive.
09:41She is beautiful.
09:43She is educated.
09:45She is a good person.
09:47I am not a thief.
09:49But she is a good talker.
09:53You are getting married
09:55because of Tamia.
09:57You have lost your mind.
09:59She is your friend.
10:01I have talked to her.
10:03She has gone on a long trip.
10:05I have kept her mobile phone.
10:07She is a beautiful girl.
10:09She does all the household chores.
10:11I mean,
10:13she is beautiful.
10:19Mr. Chaudhary,
10:21I think you should
10:23get her married.
10:25Don't talk nonsense.
10:27He is my son.
10:29He has served me.
10:31He has a right.
10:33Oh God!
10:35I am telling the truth.
10:37Come to me.
10:39Come to me.
10:45Come to me.
10:47I will give you a rose.
10:51What is this?
10:53Stop it.
10:55I will leave you.
10:59I will break his face.
11:01He is spinning.
11:03Aunt,
11:05will you give me a rose in return?
11:09Give me a rose.
11:11I have heard
11:13that your mother has grown up.
11:15How is she?
11:17She is not good.
11:19Why?
11:21She is with her mother.
11:23I found out
11:25that she is pregnant.
11:27Aunts are mothers.
11:29I found out.
11:31I told him to bring the food.
11:33You are not moving as much as she is.
11:35I am big.
11:41Do you remember when you used to stand
11:43in front of him?
11:45I remember.
11:49It is good that you are here.
11:51I am here to get your son
11:53married to Mr. Chaudhary.
11:55Don't talk nonsense.
11:57You are not going to get married.
12:00I have found a match for you.
12:02I was waiting
12:04for you to get married.
12:06He is talking nonsense.
12:08You have been looking
12:10for a match for a year.
12:12What if he gets married?
12:14I don't have time.
12:16I don't have time.
12:18I don't have time.
12:20I don't have time.
12:22You don't have time.
12:24I have been waiting
12:26for 8 years.
12:28I don't have time.
12:30Who are you to get me married?
12:32I have been waiting for you.
12:34I saw a girl.
12:36She was very beautiful.
12:38She is my girl.
12:40She is beautiful.
12:42But Haroon,
12:44she is very beautiful.
12:46She is very beautiful.
12:48She is very beautiful.
12:50She is very beautiful.
12:52She is very beautiful.
12:54She is very beautiful.
12:56I don't want to marry.
12:58I don't want to marry.
13:00Why?
13:02There is a problem here.
13:04I know that
13:05she is not very smart.
13:07But
13:10she can teach you.
13:12What?
13:14I am very important.
13:16I am very important.
13:18I said.
13:20I said.
13:22I said.
13:24I said.
13:26Forget it.
13:28She is 27 years old.
13:30Okay, that's good.
13:31She would have been if she wasn't sick.
13:33No, no, no.
13:35No, no, this is right.
13:36Look, she is neither too mature nor too young.
13:39She has a very good age.
13:40Yes.
13:41I mean, all of them are great.
13:44Wow.
13:45She is a mother.
13:46Yes.
13:47This poor girl must be bald.
13:48Oh, oh, oh.
13:49Maasi, you got the proposal.
13:51This is a matter of luxury.
13:53Okay, okay.
13:54That's a good thing.
13:55This is very good.
13:56We were supposed to work together today.
13:58If?
13:59She had a stick made of wood.
14:00Oh.
14:01Maasi, whatever it is, you got it now.
14:04The girls of today's generation are very naughty.
14:06Yes, yes.
14:07She won't bother you.
14:08Really?
14:09Milk and juice, that's it.
14:11Reason?
14:12She has no teeth.
14:15At the age of 27, where did her teeth go?
14:18I don't know.
14:19I have started reading that she has 27 teeth.
14:20I think it's bad.
14:23Here come the relatives.
14:24They are here.
14:27Greetings.
14:28Greetings.
14:29Greetings.
14:30How are you?
14:31Greetings.
14:33Oh, brother, how are you?
14:38Come, sister.
14:39Come, come.
14:41Mr. Chaudhary, it smells so bad.
14:43Keep it that way.
14:44Bridegroom.
14:45Bridegroom.
14:46Oh, he has become a bridegroom in two minutes.
14:48Oh, Rakhia.
14:49Yes.
14:50Son, give me the sweets.
14:51Give it to me.
14:52Here.
14:53Rakhia.
14:54Rakhia.
14:55Yes.
14:56Go inside and get some sweets.
14:57I'll get it.
14:58Arun.
14:59Yes, yes.
15:00Get some sweets.
15:01Get some snacks as well.
15:02I'll keep it.
15:03Danyal.
15:04Danyal.
15:05Yes.
15:06Sit next to me.
15:07Because I don't have anyone but you.
15:08You are my father.
15:09You are my brother.
15:10You are my friend.
15:11You talk to me.
15:12I am the groom.
15:13You have to talk to me.
15:14You have to be very patient.
15:15Hey, brother.
15:16Do you have any problem when you come here?
15:17No, no.
15:18I have no problem.
15:19I don't have any problem.
15:20These are the things of fate.
15:21This is how fate works.
15:22This is how you have come, father.
15:23Grooms were sitting here only.
15:24Yes.
15:25Will you give us tea or tea.
15:26We'll get the tea.
15:28If you wish to call your child then do so.
15:32I don't want to call my child.
15:33Do you want to call a cigarettewood?
15:37My son is sitting here and coming.
15:40Tell him that my design is not perfect in this sight.
15:44This is the proposal.
15:45This is my son.
15:46Is this your son?
15:47Yes, this is my son.
15:48Oh, my friend!
15:49What a great love he made of me!
15:50I'm not that old.
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16:17There was a kid in our family.
16:18He used to import bags from Lehna.
16:20And then he got a car.
16:23Import means he gets things from abroad.
16:26From abroad?
16:27Yes.
16:28I work in spare parts.
16:30How old is your daughter?
16:32I've done my MA.
16:33She did her MA.
16:35She's getting married here.
16:36You tell her.
16:37That's great.
16:38No.
16:39You idiot.
16:40Who does MA?
16:41No.
16:44Education.
16:45She's educated.
16:46You're a stone.
16:47You're a panch.
16:48And this is all she has.
16:50She's got everything.
16:51Land, home,
16:52mansions,
16:53jewelry,
16:54clothes.
16:55Everything.
16:56I don't like her.
16:58What?
16:59Here.
17:02Now tell me,
17:03can you cook?
17:05Of course.
17:06I can cook.
17:07I can make Chinese
17:08and continental as well.
17:09Good God.
17:10Is this girl so stubborn?
17:11I don't like this relationship.
17:15She just wants to show her father's picture.
17:18That's where she got her beard.
17:21Okay, tell me.
17:22How many spoons of sugar do you put in a cup of tea?
17:25It's up to you. You can put one and a half spoon.
17:27Oh God! She says,
17:28you can put as much as you want.
17:30Is she so stubborn?
17:32No, we don't accept this relationship.
17:35Aunty, do you know any sewing machine?
17:38What are you saying?
17:39Sewing machine?
17:40I have my own boutique.
17:41I run my own boutique.
17:42Yes, she runs her own boutique.
17:48Okay, tell me.
17:49Can she drive a car?
17:51A car?
17:52I can even drive a bike.
17:53Oh no! I'm done for.
17:55I'm done for.
17:58Mr. Sharafat,
17:59I don't know about her,
18:01but you are directly talking about me.
18:07Ladies and gentlemen,
18:08we'll take a short break.
18:09We'll meet again after the break.