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Jungli Sher Dekh Kar Aga Maid Ki Chalangay
Jungli Sher Dekh Kar Aga Maid Ki Chalangay
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00:00During the break, we have a wild man with us.
00:03I don't know why he is sitting here.
00:04Let's talk to him and find out why he is here.
00:05Greetings.
00:09He is very angry.
00:10Who is he?
00:11I am greeting you.
00:18Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:19He is from Andhra Pradesh.
00:23Yes. He is from Andhra Pradesh.
00:26Why have you come here?
00:28Brother, in our jungle..
00:29Brother!
00:30You are calling me a brother after being a wild man.
00:33We are facing some problems in our jungle.
00:35Hey, you! You don't go to the jungle to beg.
00:38What problems do you have in your jungle?
00:41Oh! There is a problem in our jungle.
00:46This is..
00:47Oh!
00:48Mr. Arun, sit here.
00:49Oh! There is a problem in your jungle.
00:52Oh! You too come here.
00:54Oh! You too come here.
00:57Oh! So that's why he took the right path.
01:00Here you go.
01:03Here you go.
01:04Let's go from here. Knock, knock.
01:07Okay. Let's test it.
01:09Don't get married to Preeto.
01:11Here you go.
01:14Wow!
01:17What is the problem in your jungle?
01:18Oh! I don't understand.
01:20I..
01:21Angle it.
01:22Okay.
01:23Oh! In your jungle..
01:27I have to speak in his language too.
01:29Okay.
01:29Oh! In your jungle..
01:30Believe him.
01:32You kicked him.
01:33He spoke in Punjabi.
01:37Oh!
01:38Okay. What is the problem?
01:40That's it.
01:41I had to confirm.
01:43I am not a wild man.
01:46Brother, what is your problem?
01:47Why are you wasting your time here?
01:49By the way, you guys always make a joke
01:52that Pinnis are like billiard balls.
01:54Yes.
01:55They are indeed billiard balls.
01:56I swear.
01:57And the place we have grown up in
01:58seems to be a complete billiard ball.
02:00Really?
02:01Even the monkeys of our village are like this.
02:04He is like this.
02:06He has taken the entire jungle with him.
02:07No.
02:08You are like this.
02:09You are like this.
02:12He must be dying of pain
02:14that he is walking on his feet.
02:15Oh!
02:16He is like this.
02:17Take care of yourself.
02:18Oh!
02:21Actually, brother, the problem is
02:23that he has become a lion.
02:25He is sniffing and eating people.
02:27You have come here.
02:28How can we help you?
02:30Oh!
02:31I need a hunter.
02:32You want us to give you a hunter?
02:34Oh! Yes.
02:36Who told you that we have a hunter?
02:38Oh!
02:39I saw your beard.
02:41I thought he would kill a lion.
02:42Oh!
02:43Okay. I have kept it
02:45because I think he will kill a lion.
02:49Oh!
02:51Okay. I will do one thing.
02:53I have an acquaintance.
02:54He met me the day before yesterday
02:55and told me that he is a big fan of yours.
02:57Yes.
02:57He introduced himself.
02:59He told me that he will come to watch the show today.
03:01Wow!
03:02He has come. He is also a hunter.
03:04He says that he is a hunter.
03:05Oh!
03:06Call him quickly.
03:07Okay.
03:08Call him. There must be a gentleman outside.
03:10He is sitting outside my office in the next room.
03:12Call him.
03:13Call him. He is a hunter.
03:15If he is coming, bring his chair too.
03:18He has come.
03:18Greetings, sir.
03:19Greetings.
03:20Sir, thank you for calling me.
03:22You reminded me.
03:23Yes.
03:23I have come here and..
03:27I will cut one.
03:30No. I called you.
03:31I will tell you what the matter is.
03:32Bring a chair for him.
03:34Is he okay?
03:37No, sir. He is just sad.
03:39Thank you.
03:41He is worthy.
03:42I forgot your name.
03:44You told me.
03:44Jabir Shikari, sir.
03:45Jabir Shikari, sir.
03:46Yes.
03:46Look at the coincidence.
03:48Yes.
03:48The good coincidence is..
03:50Wow!
03:50..that the day you came to watch our show..
03:53Yes.
03:54..the same day a wild animal came to our show.
03:57Wow!
03:58He wants a hunter.
03:59I think you want a jungle.
04:03So, it was a good match.
04:04Where is a wild animal?
04:06Here.
04:07There is only one.
04:09Yes.
04:09Sir, this uncle..
04:12Yes.
04:13I don't want him.
04:14Why?
04:15He is the first animal in the jungle.
04:19I will kill a lion.
04:21Sit.
04:23He looks like a pot from an old mansion.
04:27Mr. Arun, we are going to kill a lion in the jungle, right?
04:29Yes.
04:31Tell him about my fees.
04:32Tell him what fees you want.
04:35I will get a fee of 100,000 dollars.
04:37100,000 dollars?
04:38Yes.
04:39It is confirmed.
04:40Confirmed?
04:41Yes.
04:42It is confirmed.
04:43I will have to pay for a mobile phone and a sim card.
04:46You want to talk about an online lion?
04:50How will a person who can't buy his shoes pay so much?
04:54You don't want to know about their clothes.
04:57You don't want to know about their clothes.
05:01They have a lot of gold.
05:03A lot of gold.
05:04They get diamonds from there.
05:05Wow!
05:06They get gold.
05:06The diamonds there are called blood diamonds.
05:09They get diamonds from small children.
05:12The day I kill a lion, one should sleep for a month.
05:16I will sleep for two months.
05:23Two months are enough.
05:24You won't be able to sleep for a month.
05:26No.
05:27He thinks that you said that I should sleep for a month.
05:30Gold.
05:31Gold.
05:31He wants gold.
05:33A lot of gold.
05:34I will give it to him.
05:35Are you going to kill a lion or get a boy married?
05:38I want furniture too.
05:41I want a big fridge.
05:43You buy all these things.
05:45You kill a lion and eat it.
05:46Mr. Jabbar Shikari, I have a question for you.
05:49He has to accept all your conditions.
05:52He has agreed.
05:53What if when you go there, you get drowned?
05:57You can't hunt him.
05:59You don't have any experience.
06:01And we don't know anything.
06:02I buy all these things.
06:04I get married.
06:06It's possible that you have a picture of him.
06:10You have a lot of hunting experience.
06:12But I don't have all the conditions.
06:15What is that?
06:16Mr. Arun.
06:17To hunt a lion, a hunter needs something special.
06:23He needs a copy pencil.
06:25Why do you want to write a letter to a lion?
06:27And you are taking $100,000 from him.
06:30Why can't you buy a copy pencil yourself?
06:32A copy pencil.
06:33My $100,000 is clean.
06:35Clean.
06:36Mr. Shikari, why do you want to write a letter to a lion?
06:40I think he will eat the lion first.
06:43Oh, no.
06:44No, the head.
06:45What will you do with the copy pencil?
06:46I will make a map of the lion.
06:50I will make a map of the lion.
06:53I will see its bio-data.
06:55He has said a very good thing.
06:57First of all, you mark where it comes from, where it goes.
07:02Where it has been seen.
07:04Then you find out the area where the lion is.
07:07Because a lion is a group of lions.
07:10It is called pride.
07:11Pride has a special area.
07:14And it knows that it is in the area of another lion.
07:18Oh.
07:18And it goes back immediately.
07:20Uncle, how long will it take to kill a lion?
07:23It can take a year.
07:25I see.
07:26But if it is a brave lion, it will never die.
07:30What else do you want?
07:32A drink made of sandalwood.
07:33He wants a drink made of sandalwood.
07:35He wants a drink made of sandalwood.
07:36He wants a drink made of a lion.
07:39Ten kilos of Tukhmalanga.
07:40Oh.
07:41It is wet and dry.
07:43He agreed to that too.
07:45When the lion comes, he will hide the Tukhmalanga in his eyes.
07:50Okay, you will get that.
07:51And five kilos of Katira Goon.
07:53One second.
07:54It is not Katira Goon.
07:55It is Goon Katira.
07:56Do you want the lion to die?
07:58Why are you talking so much?
07:59The things you are asking for.
08:01You asked for a lion killer.
08:03Now you are asking for things that keep the lion fresh.
08:05Brother, killing a lion is the work of a cool mind.
08:09A cool mind.
08:10He is right there.
08:12If I don't cool down and the lion attacks, where will I go?
08:16Yes.
08:17Uncle, make a good drink.
08:19Don't give the lion less than 100 glasses.
08:22Buy him and kill him.
08:24Son, the lion that has come in front of us..
08:27..why should we give him 100 glasses and make him drink?
08:29The things that he asked for..
08:32..if we give them to the lion, he will never harm us.
08:36He is right.
08:37Tell me something.
08:39I don't want to embarrass you.
08:42Tell me if there are any incidents in your history..
08:45..where you have hunted a lion.
08:48I don't expect such a small question from you.
08:52If I talk about my experience..
08:54Yes.
08:55..then I will tell you this incident.
08:57Tell us. Tell us.
08:58It will be fun. The incident of hunting a lion.
09:01I went to kill a lion.
09:02Where?
09:04Where?
09:05In the jungle.
09:06No, I didn't find out. I was just roaming around.
09:09No, no.
09:09In the bushes.
09:11I have heard the story of Bengal's jungles.
09:14Oh, God!
09:15What is your name there?
09:18I went to kill a lion in the Bengal's jungles.
09:21Oh!
09:22At the back foot of the road.
09:25Oh!
09:26At the back foot of the road?
09:27I was so scared.
09:30It's a big story.
09:31At the back foot of the road, there was a river.
09:33Wow! It's a strange story.
09:34It's a strange story.
09:35Although, it was 4.15 in the evening.
09:38Arun, the storm is never today.
09:40Okay.
09:41It's never today.
09:44I told the lion that I am also alive today.
09:47Wow!
09:48Wow!
09:49Wow!
09:49The lion found out that I was in front of the bushes.
09:53Oh!
09:53Oh!
09:54The bushes were moving like wings.
09:57Oh!
09:58The bushes were moving like wings.
10:00Arun, I am telling you the truth.
10:02What?
10:03I was sitting on the ground.
10:05The ground was covered with mud.
10:08Oh!
10:09I was sitting on the ground.
10:12I realised that the lion had run away.
10:15Were there any signs of a lion or a tiger?
10:18The lion was very clever.
10:20Oh!
10:21It knew that there was a hunter in the jungle.
10:24Oh!
10:25It was hiding in the jungle.
10:29Oh!
10:29What kind of a lion is this?
10:32He must have come from the training camp.
10:33Yes, he is a commando lion.
10:34If a lion does this, it doesn't have any respect in the jungle.
10:37It's not like that, girl.
10:40We have hunted all our lives.
10:42Then what happened?
10:43I was standing behind the lion.
10:46Suddenly, I saw a golden bull in the bushes.
10:50After that, Arun and the bushes moved.
10:52Okay.
10:53I looked at it carefully.
10:55Okay.
10:56I saw a golden bull.
10:58Wow!
10:59I straightened my gun.
11:01Okay.
11:01The lion was looking at my face.
11:04Okay.
11:05It was scared of me.
11:07Oh!
11:08After getting scared, the lion said to me..
11:12..don't shoot the lion.
11:14I am a dog.
11:15Oh!
11:16I said, no one knows me better than me.
11:20Then I killed it.
11:21Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:23Did you kill the lion?
11:25No, it was a dog.
11:28Oh!
11:31In short, we don't have much time.
11:34How many lions have you killed?
11:36I have killed 18 lions today.
11:41The thing is, the man who has killed 18 lions..
11:44Wow!
11:45..is the most experienced hunter.
11:48But I have a doubt.
11:49What?
11:51Because lions don't live in the jungle.
11:52Yes.
11:53They live in the savannas.
11:54Yes.
11:55Anyway, we believe you.
11:58But I don't want this to become a reason for our defamation.
12:01Yes.
12:02I don't want them to be smart and not be able to hunt.
12:06Yes.
12:06By the way, I have found a solution for that.
12:08Let's check it.
12:09I gave the producer a hint.
12:11Yes.
12:12I am ordering tea and water for you.
12:14Remember one thing, Arun.
12:16Yes.
12:16If you take a hunter to your show..
12:19Yes.
12:19..and he doesn't kill the lion..
12:21Yes.
12:21..kill the hunter with this gun.
12:24Oh!
12:26He is very confident.
12:28Okay, Mr. Hunter.
12:32Look at this.
12:34A true hunter doesn't look at the prey.
12:37Okay.
12:37The prey is killed directly.
12:39Mr. Hunter, I have got a gift for you.
12:41Please accept it.
12:42What gift?
12:43This is it.
12:45Oh!
12:46Oh!
12:47Oh!
12:53Oh, yes!
12:55Viewers, this is a small break.
12:57We will meet again after the break.