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Saleem Albela Sir Par 7 Bachon ki Zimedari Par gai
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04In the break, we have the same lady who was fed up with her children.
00:08Then she got married again.
00:10And now she has come again with her husband.
00:12Let's talk to her.
00:13Assalamualaikum.
00:14Waalaikumussalam.
00:16How are you both?
00:17What can I tell you, Mr. Anwar?
00:19Tell me, how are you both?
00:20I am fine.
00:22Ask them.
00:23I don't know what they have to say.
00:25The work I am doing is the same.
00:28Oho.
00:29What work were you scared of?
00:31Two or three times, I almost died.
00:33Really? What happened?
00:34My uncle took the money.
00:36No, brother.
00:37It's not like that.
00:38It's not like that, brother.
00:39It's not like that, brother.
00:40It's not like that, aunt.
00:41I call you aunt.
00:43I call you uncle.
00:46Earlier, when she used to complain about her sons,
00:48she used to say that they are useless.
00:50She didn't say that today.
00:51Okay, I am happy for you.
00:53You have started a new life.
00:56Earlier, whenever you had children,
00:58now they have grown up.
00:59They are living their lives.
01:00Yes, absolutely.
01:01Now, you are happy, right?
01:02I got married and got married.
01:03I am happy with them.
01:04Yes, yes.
01:05Like they have seven children.
01:06Yes, like this.
01:07Like this.
01:08Like this.
01:09No, no.
01:10I am their first wife.
01:11Look, listen to me.
01:12You have done this injustice.
01:13That our aunt,
01:14she got married to you
01:15because she was fed up of her children.
01:17So, you didn't tell her
01:18that you also have seven children.
01:19Mr. Tarun, I don't spend money
01:20for so long.
01:21I have worked hard.
01:22I have worked hard.
01:23To earn money,
01:24I have given support
01:25to a helpless woman.
01:26Money is not everything.
01:27You have not only money,
01:28you have also got children.
01:29You are a fool, a liar, a cheater.
01:30Anjana, don't say this.
01:31Believe me,
01:32I am in pain.
01:33Look, she loves you so much.
01:35Money is not everything, Sheru.
01:36I am telling you,
01:37life is not easy.
01:38I am teaching you in Russia.
01:40Yes.
01:41You should learn to love.
01:42Mr. Tarun, if you…
01:43What can I do?
01:44I am not a fool.
01:45I am a good worker
01:46of five to six thousand rupees.
01:47I didn't steal from people's houses.
01:49Oh, oh.
01:50I didn't steal from my own.
01:51Yes, yes.
01:52I won't get anything
01:53from you.
01:54Look, there is no shame in work.
01:55Mr. Tarun,
01:56if she loves you,
01:57ask her
01:58if she has ever
01:59failed in serving you.
02:00Not even once.
02:01Did she ever
02:02ask for half a thing?
02:03She got me half of it.
02:05I have a crown on my head.
02:06I have been
02:07calling her name all my life.
02:08She has seven children.
02:09I am the one
02:10who has given birth
02:11to the children.
02:12I said,
02:13I will spend my life
02:14like a mountain.
02:15I don't know
02:16if this mountain
02:17will break because of me.
02:18Mr. Tarun,
02:19what does a man do?
02:20He has seven children.
02:21I will leave
02:22if I don't get anything.
02:23Okay.
02:24Okay.
02:25I will get more than
02:26what she has asked me to get.
02:27Okay.
02:28Like,
02:29two kilos of pumpkin
02:30and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.
02:31And two bags of cement.
02:32And a thermometer.
02:33I won't get anything
02:34from you.
02:35You can get
02:36two kilos of sugar too.
02:37I will tell her
02:38to set up
02:39her bathroom.
02:40You will get two kilos
02:41of pumpkin.
02:42Yes, yes.
02:43I will give her
02:44104 degrees.
02:45This is not
02:46a joke.
02:47You will get
02:48a thermometer.
02:49Okay.
02:50And two bags of cement.
02:51I won't get anything
02:52from you.
02:53This is not a joke.
02:54I will get it from you.
02:55You are right.
02:56You will get
02:57two kilos of pumpkin
02:58and three bags of cement.
02:59Mr. Tarun,
03:00she has asked for a purse.
03:01What?
03:02She wants a new purse.
03:03Okay.
03:04Ask her
03:05if she can get
03:06a new purse
03:07with two kilos
03:08of hydrogen peroxide.
03:09Yes, yes.
03:10The purse was very hot.
03:11I kept it inside.
03:12Then it got cold.
03:13She asked for
03:14hydrogen peroxide.
03:15Is the purse open?
03:16Yes.
03:17There is water in the pot.
03:18I am afraid it will get dirty.
03:19Do you know
03:20where the gold
03:21shops are?
03:22Yes, yes.
03:23Don't you know
03:24that your wife
03:25is very angry?
03:26I don't know
03:27what she does.
03:28Three days ago
03:29she asked for
03:30a new purse
03:31with five kilos
03:32of jalebis.
03:33I also asked for
03:34two kilos of jalebis.
03:35I also asked for
03:36two kilos of jalebis.
03:37She asked for
03:38a new purse
03:39with five kilos of jalebis.
03:40This is not a joke.
03:41My husband
03:42told me
03:43to ask for
03:44a new purse
03:45with five kilos of jalebis.
03:47By the way, uncle
03:48I am very sad
03:49to see aunt
03:50in this condition.
03:51Why didn't you tell her
03:52before marriage
03:53that you have
03:54children?
03:55Men are like
03:56crocodiles.
03:57Yes.
03:58Mr. Haroon,
03:59if she had
04:00listened to me
04:01once,
04:02she wouldn't have
04:03been in such a hurry.
04:04Before marriage?
04:05Yes.
04:06She said,
04:07this is the date
04:08of the marriage.
04:09And I have
04:10an operation
04:11with you.
04:12Marriage is
04:13an emergency.
04:14But now
04:15nothing is possible.
04:16Mr. Haroon,
04:17the guests from the posing room
04:18have come.
04:19They said that
04:20someone has come to eat.
04:21And you left?
04:22Yes,
04:23I didn't even wear
04:24my shoes.
04:25I had a nose job.
04:26I went and
04:27got a cake.
04:28I had three pastries.
04:29I got a sweet pastry
04:30and I came.
04:31He had a toothache.
04:32I just
04:33wanted a solution
04:34from them.
04:35How many times
04:36did you ask for it?
04:37I didn't ask for it.
04:38You never had
04:39to ask for it.
04:40You were always
04:41ready to give.
04:42I was just
04:43saying that
04:44Divorce is a very bad thing.
04:46Who wants a divorce?
04:47You are asking for the papers.
04:48I am asking for the papers of the house.
04:51Mr. Haroon, he asked for the papers of the plot.
04:54You check my obedience.
04:56What did you do?
04:57I said, this is not the paper.
04:58This is the dog.
04:59I said, the papers are there.
05:01My dog is in my bag. I will come.
05:04He didn't cheat.
05:05The plot was in the name of the dog.
05:08He said, this is the paper.
05:10This is the dog.
05:11You have made your name with his name.
05:14Congratulations to you and your son.
05:16I will..
05:17No..
05:18You said this.
05:19I will give you a kiss.
05:22I will hug myself and give you a kiss.
05:26Now do what you want.
05:27This is my hand.
05:29Bring some meat tomorrow.
05:30What?
05:32Bring some meat tomorrow.
05:33And a trolley of it.
05:37Don't thank me so much.
05:39You asked for Rs. 2.5 lakhs and you are laughing.
05:41Son, I believe in your father's fans.
05:44I believe in God's people.
05:46Amen.
05:46Why don't you speak the truth?
05:50I am very close to him.
05:51I can make you fall in love with him.
05:53You can put a label on him.
05:56I have fulfilled a wish.
05:58The weather is very nice today.
06:00Let's go to the park.
06:01I will ride the motorcycle.
06:02The car is behind them.
06:03The car is empty.
06:04His friend said, he is alone today.
06:06I said, I will also go.
06:10Look..
06:11Let me do it.
06:12No, no, no.
06:13You are married now.
06:14You have a husband.
06:15They are your children.
06:16Consider them as your sons.
06:18And love them too.
06:19They are not my sons.
06:21How can they be my sons?
06:22They have gone mad.
06:23You go and do your work.
06:24Take care of your children.
06:25I am not getting angry.
06:27Mother.
06:28My dear mother.
06:29My new mother.
06:30She is the queen of Britain.
06:32This is my first earning.
06:34This is your 40 rupees.
06:35Take it.
06:36Wow.
06:37Is he her son?
06:38Yes, he is my son.
06:40Wow.
06:40Believe me.
06:41If you are so lucky,
06:42you can get your mother married to him.
06:44You are like this.
06:45I will give charity.
06:46My dear son.
06:47He is so handsome.
06:48I am like your seven sons.
06:50No, no.
06:51I am like your thirteen.
06:52Thirteen?
06:52I am your thirteen son.
06:53You don't have to eat so much.
06:54Go, my son.
07:00Viewers, this is a short break.
07:02Don't go anywhere.
07:02We will meet after the break.

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