Saleem Albela nay Amanat ki Motor Cycle ko Aag Lagadi
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Saleem Albela nay Amanat ki Motor Cycle ko Aag Lagadi
Saleem Albela nay Amanat ki Motor Cycle ko Aag Lagadi
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:08Friends, every person wants that when they leave this world, they don't go empty handed.
00:12They leave with their debts.
00:14And if you think that you have given all your belongings to these people
00:18and you have given all the money, you are not empty handed,
00:21then this is wrong, you are empty handed.
00:23Every breath of yours is empty handed.
00:26And you have to leave with this debt.
00:29What is that debt? Every breath that you have taken,
00:33the fruits that you have eaten, the trees in which you have sat,
00:37you have to pay off all these debts of those people
00:40who had planted these trees many years ago,
00:43those who had cultivated these trees and they knew that
00:46they would not sit in the shade of these trees themselves,
00:48the coming generations would sit in the shade of these trees.
00:50And now it is your duty to plant these trees before you leave,
00:53cultivate these trees before you leave,
00:55pay off these debts before you leave.
00:57We have decided that all Pakistanis, at least two,
01:01or those who cannot afford it, or it is difficult,
01:04even if it is just one tree, we will definitely plant it
01:07and will pay off the debts of this country, this earth and the past generations.
01:11Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:14Today we will take you to the crossroads
01:17and see what are the conditions of the markets and the crossroads.
01:20These are the same conditions.
01:22See, how far has the encroachment increased?
01:24When we came in the beginning, all these things were not there.
01:28Brother, then what was the use?
01:30We would have come to the crossroads,
01:31we would have picked up the broken bricks and everything.
01:33Yes, so let's do the right thing,
01:34we would have picked up the broken bricks and taken them away
01:36because you want to set up a stall in such a place where you have permission.
01:38Okay, there is a very good idea, it is an idea from the olden days.
01:41Yes, yes.
01:42They used to put the coal iron on the stall,
01:44used to go around the streets and used to make noises,
01:47and people used to give their clothes out there
01:50and took the money for the iron and went ahead.
01:53Sir, what was the use of that?
01:55The coal iron made the face black.
01:56So what do you do?
01:57Electricity used to run these days,
01:58but now it is getting over.
02:00Thank God.
02:01It is so expensive, we are not able to pay the full amount.
02:03Oh, the electricity bill is really very high.
02:05But they will not come now.
02:06Why?
02:07We have done all the work on the solar system.
02:08Wow, amazing.
02:09If you don't have solar panels,
02:10you will have to wear a cap like Pakistan.
02:12But that also takes money,
02:13some 8-10 year old bill is spent.
02:16No sir, we get free sunlight here.
02:18No, no.
02:19The panels must have been installed,
02:21the inverter must have been installed.
02:22Which panel, which inverter?
02:23We have installed it on the solar system.
02:25Wow, look at the women,
02:27they are standing up,
02:28the sun is shining,
02:29and they are warming themselves.
02:32And sir, I have installed my system on the solar system.
02:34You have made an illegal petrol pump.
02:36Someday you will set fire to the entire locality.
02:38Sir, I am mad, I will set fire.
02:40And how is it illegal?
02:41It is illegal.
02:42You have made it in a shop.
02:44Sir, I have a license.
02:45Sir, I have a 32 bore pump.
02:47No, the permit for the petrol pump,
02:49license, clearance,
02:50safety clearance.
02:51Sir, these are the tricks of the rich.
02:53The poor need petrol,
02:55and I have installed a subsidized one.
02:57I have installed a liter for Rs. 150.
02:58How is this a liter for Rs. 150?
03:00Get it directly from Iran.
03:03Let it be.
03:04Okay, it's fine.
03:05And Noni,
03:06you go and live somewhere else,
03:07you are standing here like a dead man.
03:09What is your name?
03:10My name is Noni.
03:11And you are standing here like a dead man.
03:12Yes, yes.
03:13Oh, your son.
03:14What happened?
03:15The closer I get to you,
03:16the more I get scared.
03:17Look at the condition of this pillar.
03:19Where has the world gone?
03:21We are still stuck here.
03:23Brother, there is no use of these pillars.
03:25There should be stars here.
03:27Okay, no.
03:28We don't have enough money
03:29to improve this infrastructure.
03:31We have a lot of electricity.
03:32The infrastructure is less.
03:34Where is the oil for my fruit?
03:38Noni can't find the oil anywhere.
03:42Noni, what are you doing here?
03:43Sir, my name is Lava.
03:45I live here.
03:46What is this?
03:48What are you doing here all day?
03:51Brother, he is a useless man.
03:52People are like this.
03:53Brother, he drinks juice
03:55with ice cubes in his throat.
03:56What does it have to do with him?
03:58Tell me.
03:59Brother, she doesn't throw it.
04:00She hits me with an iron rod.
04:02Brother, how much did he take?
04:04Six and a half thousand.
04:05His rate has increased again.
04:08Didn't the petrol guy find
04:09any other place
04:10or didn't you find any other place?
04:12Sister, we are here.
04:13This is our inner Lahore.
04:14We have everything here.
04:15We have our mother and father.
04:16We have Jampal.
04:17Where will we go?
04:19People used to go so far
04:20to get petrol from here.
04:23This is 600 meters away
04:24from here.
04:25This is a proper petrol pump.
04:27How is he giving it for Rs.170?
04:28He is giving it with water.
04:30Sister, it's not water.
04:31It's a pump.
04:32Drink it and give it.
04:33But you are lying.
04:34Rs.298 per meter.
04:35No.
04:36No.
04:37You didn't understand.
04:38He got petrol for Rs.298.
04:39This is petrol for Rs.119.43.
04:41Wow.
04:42Okay.
04:43This is a petrol car.
04:44Sir, it can be a little high
04:45and low in scale.
04:46The rate is the same as I told you.
04:47Okay.
04:48That's why it's Rs.170.
04:49It's two numbers in scale.
04:50Okay.
04:51I will complain to you.
04:52Sir, listen to me.
04:53You get the car.
04:54I will fill your tank.
04:55I will complain to you.
04:57Sister, I will fill your tank too.
04:59No.
05:00You will complain.
05:01Why, sister?
05:02I am filling it.
05:03My car has diesel.
05:04Oh.
05:06Okay, Mr. Haroon,
05:07clear one thing.
05:08Yes.
05:09They say that
05:10you should get petrol
05:11on odd numbers
05:12and set it on even numbers
05:13and get less petrol.
05:14Is it true?
05:16Okay, this thing
05:17that is said
05:18many such tricks
05:19are told.
05:20But the truth is
05:21that you cannot
05:22catch these people.
05:23If you want to catch them
05:24then there is only one way.
05:25And that way is
05:26that you keep a flask
05:27with you.
05:28Go there
05:29and fill that flask
05:30and see.
05:31Hmm.
05:32If it is
05:33just one mm
05:34below the line
05:35then they will get
05:36a lot of profit.
05:37A lot of profit.
05:38Exactly.
05:39That's why
05:40you can't catch them.
05:42There was a video
05:43that was uploaded
05:44the other day
05:45that you put
05:465 litres of petrol
05:47in a gallon.
05:48Yes, exactly.
05:49But it was
05:50less than 5 litres.
05:51It was less.
05:52Sir, there is
05:53one more problem
05:54that you are doing
05:55with us.
05:56What?
05:57The flask making
05:58company may also
05:59have a problem.
06:00They didn't make it right.
06:01Hey, don't be a philosopher.
06:02Brother,
06:03the bill for the billi
06:04is very high.
06:05Believe me.
06:06What is the bill, brother?
06:07Rs. 45,000, brother.
06:08But the AC is on.
06:09No, brother,
06:10the AC is on.
06:11I am scared.
06:12Believe me.
06:13They don't let
06:14Rs. 200 go there.
06:15Units.
06:16Yes.
06:17What is the bill
06:18for the shop?
06:19Brother,
06:20the last time
06:21the bill was very high.
06:22Now,
06:23there is a solar system.
06:24Now,
06:25I have brought
06:26a green shower.
06:27We will get money
06:28from them.
06:29You are free
06:30from them.
06:31If you give me
06:32that knife,
06:33I will cut you.
06:34I want to kill you.
06:35Mr. Haroon,
06:36how are you doing
06:37two things?
06:38If the iron is getting hot
06:39and the shopkeeper
06:40is setting up a stall
06:41at a place
06:42where he is not allowed
06:43and the path is blocked
06:44and the people
06:45are passing through
06:46because they are tired.
06:47Not only that,
06:48law,
06:49morality,
06:50all religions,
06:51no kind of law
06:52allows you
06:53to block
06:54someone's way.
06:55You start
06:56shining your business
06:57on the passer-by.
06:58See,
06:59the one who has
07:00a big jaw,
07:01he is taking
07:02a big bite.
07:03The one who has
07:04a big jaw,
07:05he is taking
07:06a big bite.
07:07The one who has
07:08a big jaw,
07:09he is taking
07:10a big bite.
07:11The one who has
07:12a big jaw,
07:13he is taking
07:14a big bite.
07:15In Pakistan,
07:16everyone is
07:17taking their share.
07:18So the way
07:19they are doing
07:20wrong,
07:21they are wrong too.
07:22Oh,
07:23the power
07:24was a nuisance.
07:25Okay.
07:26The power
07:27was not working
07:28yesterday.
07:29I had to go
07:30to the office.
07:31I didn't have
07:32breakfast.
07:33Okay,
07:34the petrol
07:35is over.
07:36Okay.
07:37One minute.
07:38You didn't
07:39say zero.
07:40The petrol is here.
07:41Open it.
07:42Open it.
07:43Son,
07:44I am Veer's
07:45son-in-law.
07:46Don't fool me.
07:48It's coming.
07:51It's coming.
07:52It's okay.
07:53It's coming.
07:54It's sitting
07:55on the right place.
07:57Stop it.
07:58Put a cap on it.
07:59It will fly.
08:01Start it
08:02and take it.
08:03What's the problem?
08:04Brother,
08:05Veer's son-in-law
08:06is roaming around
08:07for months.
08:09Why are you staring at me?
08:10Make juice.
08:11What do you want to drink?
08:13Make a banana.
08:14Why are you staring at me?
08:16Brother,
08:17don't you cough?
08:18No.
08:19He has come to MBBS
08:20to drink juice.
08:21No,
08:22if I cough,
08:23I will put a cap on it.
08:24Put a cap on it.
08:25Don't put a cap on it.
08:26Okay.
08:27I think
08:28it's a smoothie.
08:29Yes.
08:30How much does it cost?
08:31What?
08:32How much does it cost?
08:33It's handmade.
08:34It's Rs. 400.
08:35It's handmade, sir.
08:36Oh.
08:37The bill is too high.
08:38I think
08:39it's Rs. 2.50.
08:40Brother,
08:41are you making milkshake
08:42or porridge?
08:45Brother.
08:46Yes.
08:47Buy a mask.
08:48Brother,
08:49everything is expensive.
08:50I don't want to buy a mask.
08:51It's for Adilan's work.
08:54Rs. 10 for one
08:55and Rs. 15 for two.
08:56It's Rs. 10
08:57and not Rs. 15 for two.
08:58Yes.
08:59It's none of your business.
09:00I don't want to buy it.
09:01But the thing is
09:02he has
09:03a stove
09:04in his house.
09:05What can I do?
09:06The stove will burn
09:07if he has a house.
09:08Yes.
09:09That's true.
09:11Brother-in-law,
09:12buy a mask.
09:13I don't want a mask.
09:14It's for Adilan's work.
09:15I don't want it.
09:16No.
09:17I sell masks
09:18for money.
09:19I don't want it.
09:20Okay.
09:22Brother,
09:23buy a mask.
09:25I can't drink.
09:27Then start drinking.
09:32It's time
09:33to go.
09:34Buy a mask.
09:35Brother,
09:36it's time for work.
09:38It's time for my work.
09:41Brother-in-law,
09:42buy a mask.
09:43It's Rs. 10 for one.
09:44No.
09:45No.
09:46I can't buy it.
09:47I can't afford it.
09:48Buy a mask.
09:49How will you buy it?
09:50I'll sell the mask
09:51for money.
09:52The mask is expensive.
09:53You can't afford it.
09:54It's Rs. 10 for one
09:55and Rs. 15 for two.
09:56She is a selfish woman.
09:57That's true.
09:58Look,
09:59she has installed her display.
10:00Greetings, Brother-in-law.
10:01Greetings.
10:02Greetings, Brother-in-law.
10:03Are you here early in the morning?
10:04Yes, Brother-in-law.
10:05I'm here to see you.
10:06You?
10:07Yes.
10:08Okay, do one thing.
10:09The girl's family is here to see you.
10:10Yes, sir.
10:11This is your new suit.
10:12It's a new suit.
10:13It's fresh.
10:14Do one thing.
10:15The girl's family is here to see you.
10:16Yes.
10:17Save the new suit
10:18and wear the old one.
10:19Otherwise, they will tear it apart.
10:20They will tear it apart.
10:21It will be a loss
10:22if I don't wear it.
10:23Sir,
10:24they haven't seen me before.
10:25I'm in the picture.
10:26That's good.
10:27They haven't seen you before.
10:28Brother-in-law,
10:29buy a mask
10:30for such a happy occasion.
10:33Yes.
10:34Let's burn each other.
10:37I didn't like this one.
10:38Make me another one.
10:39Raj,
10:40I'm in a hurry.
10:41Here you go.
10:42Amit,
10:43where are you going?
10:44What do you do in the morning?
10:45It's easy.
10:46I work in the market.
10:48Isn't the girl beautiful?
10:49What?
10:50She's beautiful.
10:51I'm telling you,
10:52she's beautiful.
10:53Do you have any clothes?
10:54I have.
10:55I was just asking.
10:56I don't want to drown there.
11:00She's well-educated.
11:01Brother-in-law,
11:02will you do it or not?
11:03Forget about the clothes.
11:04She won't wear a mask.
11:05She won't do it.
11:06You can do it.
11:07God will make it better.
11:08God will make it happen.
11:09You can iron the clothes
11:10and distribute them.
11:11Who got you married?
11:12Uncle did.
11:13That's good.
11:14Where's sister-in-law's card?
11:15What?
11:16Card.
11:17Why do you need a card?
11:18What?
11:19What?
11:20What?
11:21What?
11:22What?
11:23What?
11:24What?
11:25What?
11:26What?
11:27What?
11:28What?
11:29What?
11:31Press it.
11:32Why are you investigating?
11:34He's a rich man.
11:35He's a rich man.
11:36He'll agree.
11:37You pray for him.
11:38He won't agree.
11:39I want to see his face.
11:40What's he getting?
11:41He's getting a 1.5-tola ring.
11:42How can he answer?
11:43I swear on God,
11:44he'll run away.
11:45He won't agree.
11:46Fill up the glass.
11:47You're back again.
11:48Why don't you fill up the glass?
11:49I have work in the city.
11:50Fill up the glass.
11:51I'll come back.
11:52I'll come back.
11:53I'll come back.
11:54I'll come back.
11:55I'll come back.
11:56I'll come back.
11:57I'll come back.
11:58I'll come back.
11:59I know that you won't allow get up.
12:00You won't allow,
12:01but I won't allow a mistake on these get up.
12:02Don't wrong me.
12:03Like wife,
12:04I make thousands.
12:05I would make a lego amulet
12:06with this ring.
12:07Have you ever seen me
12:08with my father?
12:09No.
12:10I'm your father's servant.
12:11Pick it up.
12:12How much do you want?
12:13Rs. 20.
12:14So pick it up.
12:15What do you want me to do?
12:16No,
12:17I am not in the mood.
12:18If you want to call Sugarmill,
12:19you can not do it.
12:20What do you care?
12:21Have you ever seen
12:22some piece of anything.
12:23No I haven't.
12:24This means
12:25it's not literally sugar.
12:26Take this.
12:27I heard that the girl's family is giving you a new cycle.
12:29We had demanded a car, but they didn't let us.
12:33We are just coming to see it. How did this happen?
12:36My mother had told them over the phone
12:38that we will fulfill this demand.
12:40We won't cry like this.
12:42They won't cry. They will bury us.
12:47What are you doing?
12:49Sir, we don't have petrol.
12:50I had told you earlier that we don't have petrol.
12:52Yes, but..
12:53Go home and press those clothes.
12:55Go home and press those clothes.
12:57How will I go home in a suit?
13:00I have guests at home.
13:01I will have to dress up like this.
13:03You will have to dress up like this.
13:06Your bill is here.
13:08Your bill is here.
13:09Sir, Rs. 18. Maximum Rs. 20.
13:11Really?
13:12Neither is he using electricity, nor is he using it.
13:15Neither is he using it.
13:17So, his bill must not have come this time.
13:18How much is yours?
13:19Sir, Rs. 58,000.
13:22Rs. 58,000?
13:24Fuel price adjustment.
13:26Rs. 25,000 fuel price adjustment.
13:28Wait a minute.
13:29Yes.
13:30We have spent all our money on solar.
13:32We have spent Rs. 32,000.
13:33Sir, you must have some money.
13:35What money do we have?
13:36Do we look like beggars?
13:38What money do we have?
13:39No, sir.
13:39Bill.
13:40Sir, I..
13:41We have spent all our money on solar.
13:42Put it in the meter.
13:44Put it in the meter.
13:45Come here.
13:46Come here.
13:47We will protest here.
13:49We will get a motorcycle.
13:50It will catch fire.
13:52It will catch fire.
13:54I am a poor man. I have to go to the office.
13:56Someone get my motorcycle.
13:58Someone give me a letter.
13:59A match.
14:00Ma'am, get a match.
14:01Get a match.
14:03Give me money.
14:03Where is the match?
14:05Rs. 100.
14:06Why Rs. 100?
14:06Why?
14:07In protest, everything is expensive.
14:09Ma'am, get a match.
14:11No, don't interfere in my business.
14:13Ma'am, don't interfere in my business.
14:15It will create a protest.
14:16There will be a protest.
14:17There will be a protest.
14:18Sir, get the motorcycle.
14:20There is no one in the business.
14:21Where did you get the bill from?
14:21What business do you have in the morning?
14:23Okay.
14:24Come here.
14:25Come here.
14:26I will teach you a lesson.
14:27Come here.
14:28I will teach you a lesson.
14:29I will teach you a lesson.
14:30I don't want to take your blessings.
14:32I don't want to see you today.
14:33You will still get hurt.
14:34Give me a match.
14:36Give me a match.
14:36Stop. Stop. Stop.
14:38Stop it.
14:40Listen to my request.
14:41It is not his fault.
14:42It is not the motorcycle's fault.
14:44Don't harm the property.
14:46Register your protest peacefully.
14:50Come on. Stand up.
14:51Thank you for stopping him.
14:53Mr. Kashyap, I just remembered.
14:55Yes.
14:56Your bill is here.
14:57You can pay it here.
14:58I will go home.
15:00What?
15:01Rs. 50,000?
15:02You don't even have electricity.
15:03Should I get a match for the motorcycle?
15:05You can get it if the bill is deducted.
15:08There will be a protest.
15:09There will be a protest.
15:11How much is it for?
15:13Rs. 200.
15:14Congratulations to every woman.
15:17Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
15:18We will meet again after the break.