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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 5th July 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 5th July 2024
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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:19Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Dosto aksar aapko sunne mein yeh baat aayegi ki log kahenge yaar haqeekat pasand bano,
00:27koi reality check rakho apne upar, realities apne zain me rakha karo kya hain.
00:32Haqeekat, haqeekat hai kya?
00:35Aap haqeekat pasand toh ban jayenge, ki haan yaar sirf haqeekatein jo hai,
00:40wo apni nazar me rakta hoon.
00:41Lekin wo haqeekatein hai kya?
00:43Yakeen jaaniye, asal mein haqeekat yeh hai, ke sab ki haqeekat muhtalif.
00:49Agar aap ameer aadmi aur kabhi ghareeb nahi rahe hain,
00:52toh aap nahi jaante, ki ghareeb ki haqeekat kya hai.
00:56Agar aap ghareeb hain, aur kabhi ameer nahi hua hain,
00:59toh aap nahi jaante, ki uski haqeekat kya hai.
01:02Agar be-aulad hain, toh aap aulad walon ki haqeekat nahi jaante,
01:06aur agar aulad hai, toh aap ek be-aulad ki haqeekat ko nahi jaante.
01:10Toh jab hum kisi se nafrat karte hain, kisi ko dhikar dete hain,
01:14kisi ko bura kehte hain, kabhi kisi haath phailane wale ko,
01:18ya koi aisa sarkari officer, jo aapko lagta hai ki aapki nazar mein ghalat kar raha hai,
01:23toh aapne uski jagah jaake kabhi dekha nahi hain.
01:26Aap apni haqeekat ko dekh rahein, aap uski haqeekat ko nahi dekh rahein.
01:30Yeh farg kaise khatm hoga, jab hum asal haqeekat ki taraf aayenge.
01:35Aur wo yeh hai, ki sab insaan hain, Allah Taala ne sab ko different circumstances mein pehda kiye,
01:41sab ki zindagi ki apne apne haqaayek hain.
01:44Har koi jab apne ghar lotta hai, toh ek jang uska saamna karti hai,
01:48jo wo ladta hai, aur jab ghar se bahar nikalta hai,
01:51toh ek nahi jang ka saamna hota hai, aap wo jang nahi lad raha hai.
01:54Isliye apni haqeekat ko aap madde nazar rakhte hue, uski haqeekat pe usko judge karte hain.
02:00Aaj se hi koshish yeh karein, haqeekat pasand bane,
02:03lekin haqeekat yeh hai, ki sabse hamdardhi karein,
02:07kyunki sabki haqeekatein badi talkh hoti hain.
02:10Aayi isi pehgaam ke saath shuru karte hain aaj ka show.
02:13Aaj aapko leke chalte hain park mein, aur dekhte hain garmiyon mein,
02:17park mein kya haalaat hain.
02:18Taa bhai Shakir da,
02:20denu bata hai ki Pakistan te veche,
02:23yeh jinne vade vade fitness trainer ne,
02:26wo saare mere Shakir de ne.
02:27Ustad ji, toh usi koi ghal karna li karo,
02:29duniya saari dekh rahi hai,
02:31yeh main tuvada chande hain.
02:34Yaar yeh tumhara chanda badri,
02:36panda hua lag rahe hain mujhe.
02:37Tushina nahi chand de?
02:38Nahi.
02:39O bhai jaan,
02:40tusi yeh nanu nahi chand de?
02:41Nahi.
02:42Krahua apna taaruf.
02:45Toh insaan da taaruf na,
02:46hunda kam hunda hai.
02:47Bilkul.
02:48Jinne bhi hain saare model te star te vade vade log,
02:50six app lehi phirte hain.
02:51Ji ji.
02:52Yeh saara mera hi kamaal hai.
02:56Dekh ra,
02:57wo six pack ne,
02:58yeh six app hain.
03:01Tusi samjhde ho gaye,
03:02teh Vishakir ji training karni?
03:03Ji ji.
03:04Nahi, yeh na ustad ji,
03:05khuraak lende hain.
03:10Yeh asal chi ustad ji da,
03:11paani peena la straw hai.
03:14Yeh itna bada straw,
03:15apne mubhai fit kaise karte hain?
03:16Bhaji,
03:17flexible hai,
03:18flexible.
03:21Yeh ustad ji,
03:22jadon chand de ne fit kar lende hain.
03:23Accha.
03:24O yaar.
03:25Accha.
03:26Kyun yeh meh galan pata hi jaan de,
03:27tu kyun halda kaki ja rahe ho,
03:28tinu pata hai?
03:29Nahi.
03:30Anhaldi loga na,
03:31galan kar karke.
03:32Anhaldi.
03:33O bire,
03:34tusi aake sadak kute training labo,
03:35yeh meh uthe bathe rahe hain,
03:36bhai bhai ke tusi na.
03:39Yeh mere kolo aake charbi labo.
03:42To aap khud kyun itne farba hain?
03:44O mai to anmu utha,
03:45lag rahe hain?
03:46Kiso lag rahe hain?
03:47Yeh bathe,
03:48yeh chek karo,
03:49yeh jaana bada hiya nahi.
03:50Ustad ji,
03:51agar tuande sajje kabhi,
03:52thode thode pate lag jaan na,
03:53drakhti hai.
03:55Karam saab,
03:56normal log jab saans lete na,
03:57to aise upar ishe,
03:58hota hai.
03:59Iska saans lene ka,
04:00pata hi nahi chalne.
04:01Ustad ji de jeno saan lena unda na,
04:03yeh apni begonu kehne,
04:04bache hata,
04:05karam hai,
04:06saan lete na.
04:07Yeh kehte hai,
04:08munda andar chala gaya hai.
04:12Tusi bishri tabha,
04:13itne park jaaye ho.
04:14Jee, jee.
04:15Tusi main kah rahe hai,
04:16tu mota hai,
04:17mota hai,
04:18mota hai.
04:19Bilkul hum keh rahe hai tu.
04:20Toh anu jaadu dikhama?
04:21Jee, jee.
04:23O kisa kehne hain?
04:26Haroon hai?
04:27Jee.
04:28Menu lab le.
04:32Aap uske saamne,
04:33bache lag rahe hain bilkul.
04:34Ustad ji,
04:35tu yekeen kar,
04:36bache bhi peht da.
04:39Oye,
04:40o time bekho,
04:41ki ho gaya hai?
04:42Mere shikrit kithe rahe gaya hai,
04:43class o time ho chala hai.
04:44Dekh rahe ho,
04:45ustad time bhi aithi hi dekhta,
04:46paan uthe toh nahi honde.
04:47Acha mujhe lagta hai,
04:48ki ino ne inko ustad
04:49smart hone ke liye nahi rakha,
04:50sirf isliye rakha hai,
04:51ke khud ko tasalli rahe.
04:52Kun main joke
04:53kaho gayi naam deyenge.
04:54Tusi yeh daste,
04:55tusi jogger kis rang de pahe hai?
05:01O Haroon sahab,
05:03fat nahi hai ga.
05:04Toh phir kya hai yeh?
05:05Oye,
05:06bhai jaane pure muscle hai.
05:07Pure muscle,
05:08muscle haan ji.
05:09Yaar yeh kaunsa
05:10pure muscle hai yaar?
05:11Is muscle ko
05:12pure fat bolte hain.
05:13Pata hai,
05:14yeh future planning hai.
05:15Kaise?
05:16Acha bhi tusi
05:17roti-suti khande ho,
05:18onna tano
05:19mil rahe hain,
05:20calories mil diya hain.
05:21Jee jee.
05:22Mil diya hain,
05:23mil diya hain?
05:24Jee jee.
05:25Ako kinni mehngai ho rahe hain.
05:26Jee jee.
05:27Aata labna nahi,
05:28roti labni nahi.
05:29Saadi calories
05:30yeh nahi kya hai.
05:31Saali mein
05:32aap kaam aayenge log.
05:33Hain gaal hai.
05:34O tusi,
05:35o mishaar yaar,
05:36mishaar.
05:37Ustad ji di
05:38hair cutting dekhi?
05:39Jee jee.
05:40Ustad ji,
05:41coke aapde kwaal bhi hai.
05:42Baise,
05:43muh mein
05:44kitna khaana
05:45aajata hai ek baad.
05:46O bhai,
05:47jaan se zyada.
05:48Kitna khaana aayenda hai.
05:49Ek time da bas
05:50khaana aanda hai.
05:51Ek time da,
05:52baraat da.
05:53Oye,
05:54gallan-gullan
05:55karde-gurde rehnge.
05:56Jee jee.
05:57Chal mera pote,
05:59Baad suno meri.
06:00Haan jee.
06:01Ek tang,
06:02doosri tang pe rakhe dikhao.
06:03Ek tang?
06:04Doosri tang pe rakhe dikhao.
06:05Aise nede ho yaar.
06:06Nede ho na.
06:07Nahi,
06:08Ustad ji,
06:09agar hai shart laave na,
06:10tohdi lat mein
06:11doosri lat pe rakhe dehaan.
06:12Yani ki,
06:13main ult bazi khaalaan.
06:14Ustad ji,
06:15enu ethe badna
06:16ete ote uthe rakhe dehaan.
06:17Shart laave.
06:18Acha,
06:19koshish toh karo na,
06:20karke dikhao.
06:21Chalo,
06:22shabash.
06:23Ustad ji,
06:24rakho.
06:25Ki aal hai.
06:26Ki aal hai.
06:28Ki aal hai.
06:30Haan jee,
06:31main vaam aap nahi ho yaar.
06:37Yeh kya ki hai,
06:38eno ne?
06:53Ek doo kudiyan
06:54nangi hain na,
06:55yeh jo ek kada jaan baat hai.
06:58Maise Ustad ji,
06:59is kam se
07:00tanu fayda koi nahi hai.
07:01Toh kyu?
07:02Kuke tuhi
07:03peht khiche nahi,
07:04karke tohdi
07:05saari chirbi
07:06mooch aagayi si.
07:07Wo kaise?
07:08Wo kaise?
07:09Karke dikhao zara.
07:11Huye huye yaar.
07:13Aaj toh kaafi rush hai yaar.
07:14Sir.
07:15Assalam.
07:16Sir,
07:17sir,
07:18sir.
07:19Ustad ji.
07:20Baap,
07:21minu apne arga karde ho,
07:22main loka ni
07:23yeh galan jo baat jaanga.
07:24Aacha ji,
07:25kya log baatein
07:26karte hain aapko?
07:27Sir ji,
07:28minu na kahne,
07:29tu mota ho gaya.
07:30Tait mera baat gaya.
07:31Yekeen karo,
07:32main shishya ke kolona
07:33mein aap pareshan
07:34ho jana.
07:35Hain?
07:36Tum kute ho,
07:37tum toh itne se ho bilkul.
07:38Tait badeya
07:39nahi mera?
07:40Yaar,
07:41yekeen karo,
07:42aisi waste
07:43humari ho jaye.
07:44Aur humi kya chahiye?
07:45Inka peht nahi
07:46badh raha hai,
07:47yeh toh khud
07:48aagay ko badh raha hai.
07:49Aacha,
07:50yeh nahi tum note
07:51kar raha hai,
07:52Aacha ji,
07:53main apni akha
07:54nahi dekhe na,
07:55tuha der gaye si.
07:56O bhai,
07:57tere kohn keda
07:58mota?
07:59Tere vichon par na
08:00nazar aa rahe hain.
08:01Aap batayin ji,
08:02aap kya karne
08:03aayi hain?
08:04Sir,
08:05mainne koi 6
08:06mehne pehle
08:07join gaya tha.
08:08Aap yakeen
08:09nahi karenge,
08:10main itna
08:11mota tha
08:12jab aaya tha.
08:13Aacha.
08:14Yeh toh ustaade
08:15mohtaram ke haath
08:16lagey hain,
08:17toh koi 6
08:18packs nikalna
08:19shuru hui hain.
08:20Iska matlab
08:21Aacha ji,
08:22aur aap
08:23iss umar mein
08:24kya karne aa rahe hain?
08:25Yeh sir,
08:26main beach body
08:27banana chahata hoon.
08:28Aacha,
08:29yeh transform karna
08:30chahate hain?
08:31Yeh.
08:32Meech into beach.
08:33Yeh mujhe lag raha
08:34ke logon ke beech
08:35mein,
08:36beach body
08:37nahi banasa.
08:38Waja?
08:39Sir,
08:40ustaade ji ne
08:41mujhe kaha kya,
08:42mere na
08:436 pack
08:44abs ban jayenge.
08:45Aacha,
08:46tum batao
08:47apna,
08:48tumhara kya scene hain?
08:49Scene mein
08:50yeh lagta hai,
08:51yeh inko motivate
08:52karta hoga.
08:53Kisi na kisi tariqe,
08:54baat ho baat ho.
08:55Khud motivate
08:56hunda jaa rahe hain.
08:57Yaar,
08:58asal mein na,
08:59koi aadmi,
09:00koi duniya ka aesa
09:01aadmi nahi hain,
09:02jo yeh nahi jaanta
09:03ke patle
09:04kaise hona hain.
09:05Sabko pata hai
09:06ke exercise
09:07karni hain,
09:08khana kam karna hain,
09:09carbs cut karne hain,
09:10calories kam leni,
09:11sabko pata hai,
09:12paani zyada peena hain,
09:13sabko pata hai.
09:14Lekin,
09:15kya waja hai,
09:16ke log
09:17toh meri aadmi
09:18te piche pehe ho,
09:19toh roo masla kii hai?
09:20Aadmi?
09:21Aadmi raha hain,
09:22ke tusi minta karke
09:23the meko class
09:24join karni.
09:25Ustad,
09:26aap bahot
09:27underestimate karne hain,
09:28Instagram pe
09:29840 million followers
09:30hain.
09:31Kitne?
09:32Ronaldo ke hain.
09:33Tumhari
09:34aadmi ka naam
09:35kya hai?
09:36Fit and slim.
09:37Ustad ji,
09:38agar hor popular
09:39hona na,
09:40pehle dhorla
09:41lao.
09:42Yeh kya tha?
09:43Ustad ji?
09:44Jao,
09:45gain chokke leho.
09:46Ustad ji,
09:47chokte lehen,
09:48lekin
09:49mooh chukwa
09:50aaj jaani.
09:51Chukdi kyun hain?
09:52Ustad ji,
09:53hodo nahi,
09:54tusi ek gain chukar
09:55ke aaji
09:56baaraan
09:57nikadi hain.
09:58Vekh rahe ho,
09:59munda cricket
10:00khitan jaa rahe hain,
10:01batsman banna hain na?
10:02Kya ji,
10:03ustad tha,
10:04damaag bhi nahi teek.
10:05Kya?
10:06Karao bowling
10:07rahe hain
10:08te batsman
10:09banna hain.
10:10Toh yaar,
10:11agar aap
10:12batsman
10:13banna chaate hain,
10:14toh aap
10:15khela hain kya na?
10:17Sir,
10:18aap Ustad-e-mohatram
10:19ko underestimate kar rahe hain.
10:20Inhone mujhe formula
10:21bataya hai,
10:22jitna marzi khana
10:23khaalo,
10:24inki ek bataiye
10:25exercise karein,
10:26sirf
10:27deri ghanta.
10:28Wo kya?
10:29Sir,
10:30mai aapko dikhta hoon.
10:31Taaji,
10:32krao,
10:33exercise,
10:34maali aagaya,
10:35kaale bhi
10:36chupeda maar gaya.
10:37Ustad ko
10:38phirya hi nahi
10:39jaana,
10:40chaar bandhe
10:41dehaan hoon.
10:42Matlab,
10:43kya kar rahe ho,
10:44bas hi hoon,
10:45tusi bhich nahi bolna,
10:46please don't disturb us.
10:47Tusi apne
10:48maith nahi laagi aaya hai,
10:49sir.
10:50Oh yaar,
10:51maith.
10:52Jaa yaar,
10:53phadke laagi aaya.
10:54Sir,
10:55yeh hai nai student,
10:56inhe karni padhe ki
10:57bazaahir exercise.
10:58Humare Ustad-ji
10:59ne exercise ke waamle mein
11:00kalb yaari kar diya,
11:01humari ho rahi hai.
11:02Wo kaise?
11:03Ho rahi hai,
11:04sir,
11:05humara,
11:06wo,
11:07andar se system
11:08okay ho gaya.
11:09Ustad-ji,
11:10tuade gote de saabna,
11:11menu lagda,
11:12menu polio hain.
11:13Toh saagdi hai,
11:14jalo main batting
11:15karna waaste aawa na,
11:16bat kamaa ke thalle.
11:17Jada lady stand
11:18honda ba,
11:19odhro meri aawaza
11:20aana hai,
11:21isra karke.
11:22Tu khelan toh
11:23pehle na
11:24game-u aathla aadhena.
11:25Yeh teri shaad
11:26ko phad jaye,
11:27saada peola da.
11:28Nahi,
11:29autograph nahi,
11:30kudiyan,
11:31munde lende hai na,
11:32toh koi exercise na,
11:33koi body,
11:34koi cheera,
11:35isra hain da ho jaye,
11:36autograph lehan,
11:37kudi.
11:38Exercise se cheera
11:39badal jaye?
11:40Haan.
11:42Chalo bhai,
11:43go.
11:44Exercise karna
11:45bahut kala ho gaya na,
11:46leto.
11:47Chalo bhi leto.
11:48Kar bhi lete hi saan yaar.
11:49Oye yaar.
11:50Chalo leto.
11:52Haram na,
11:53ek dujhe na
11:54gaal nahi karni,
11:55suhere kamaa te jana,
11:56theek.
11:58Usaaji,
11:59pattiyan band kar de,
12:00chandne menu
12:01exercise nahi karni hondi.
12:02Aani Usaaji.
12:03Usaaji,
12:04number baan na aawaza.
12:05Baadu rakhe
12:06saar ke neeche.
12:07Okay.
12:08Shahbaaz.
12:09Seedeh,
12:10aankhe band.
12:16Yeh kisi ki aawaz hai?
12:25Usaaji.
12:26Usaaji.
12:27Roti aagi.
12:30Dekhi aap inke trainer hain,
12:32aap inne ko exercise karwayen,
12:33inne pasina aaye,
12:34yeh zor lagayen.
12:35Pagala main?
12:36Kyu?
12:37O VV Hazar bhi
12:38inna te koh liya hai,
12:39inna nu bhi shakat karwani.
12:41Aur kya karwaan hai?
12:42O bhai,
12:43vakhre mundhe rakhe hai,
12:44inna te jagah te
12:45ooye aadhaa karenge.
12:47Usaaji,
12:48main hon gaur nahi dekhe hain.
12:49Oogi.
12:50Todi sirf
12:51lati hai,
12:52patta tha nahi hain ka?
12:54Aajo Moti.
12:55Inna liye na hai.
12:56Sorry,
12:57sirji,
12:58main chhoda late ho gaye,
12:59naal Moti nu lae ke aaya.
13:00Moti feez vakhri lagegi.
13:02Aajo.
13:03Moti,
13:04aajo.
13:05Yaar,
13:06bada taakatwar dog hai,
13:07kaunsa hai yeh?
13:08English Mastiff.
13:09Woh toh tumse bhi bada hoga.
13:10Aaji.
13:11Aachha.
13:12Jaise zor na tu doggy khich rahe hain na,
13:13mera khaal hai,
13:14tu aaj khota le.
13:17Mare kehte,
13:18Rasees taad de vade,
13:19paranu toh nahi paale.
13:21Yaar,
13:22aapne uski leash
13:23itni badi kyu rakhee viye?
13:24Mera khaal hai,
13:25inna kateya phadeya doggy.
13:27Agar toh yeh
13:28English Mastiff hai na,
13:29toh yeh bohot bada dog hoga.
13:30Sirji,
13:31baaki jo dogs
13:32betha honda na,
13:33inji lag rahe honda,
13:34jume unho da trainer
13:35betha hai.
13:38Toh yeh har jagah
13:39aise hi tang karta hai,
13:40nahi aata.
13:41Haan nahi nahi,
13:42itni jaan kaha usme,
13:43ke hume khench ke le jaye.
13:44Oye,
13:45oye,
13:46come in toh.
13:47Oye,
13:48oye.
13:51English Mastiff
13:52ne zaleel karante hain.
13:55Aachha bhai,
13:56aaj main toh unho na,
13:57pehle dasanga,
13:58diet de baare ch.
13:59Haan,
14:00ke kithon kithon
14:01leya ke ultaar nu deni hain.
14:02Isi uthe ho,
14:03betho bench de.
14:04Aachha ji,
14:05utho ji bhai.
14:06Betho.
14:07Betho.
14:11Waah.
14:23Oye yaar,
14:24tumhe toh apna peht
14:25andar karne ki saroorat hi nahi thi,
14:26tum already itne patle ho.
14:29Aachha bhai,
14:30baat sune,
14:31yaha pe
14:32aerobics ke class ho rahi hai.
14:35Aachha,
14:36kich kya hai?
14:38Pani daavat.
14:40Aachha bhai,
14:41yeh bataye,
14:42kitne se kitne bhi tak hoti hai?
14:43Sa,
14:44sa.
14:47Madam,
14:48ukhdaada baasta,
14:49chale jao.
14:50Hinnanu maarna jo.
14:52Aachha,
14:53chale jao,
14:54jado hojri pitha
14:55ek ho jayega,
14:56hodon jayenge.
14:59Tisi na apna number de yo,
15:00main baki chita
15:01whatsapp karte hain.
15:03Aachha,
15:04meri baat sune,
15:05aapko koi farf padha hai
15:06yeh class lehne se?
15:08Class lehne lehne,
15:09du ekada banda lehne
15:10mein lag.
15:11Yaha,
15:12pand meri aasi
15:13saa chadna hai.
15:15Matlab?
15:16Ustad ji,
15:17aayi ji.
15:19Okay.
15:26Aachha,
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24:26My name is
24:27Sher Khayoon.
24:29My personality
24:35is
24:42It's a little difficult.
24:42How?
24:43Like this.
24:45How will you say yes?
24:48Do you even know Japanese?
24:49A little bit.
24:50A little bit?
24:51Why do you know a little bit?
24:52I've studied it before.
24:55Okay, tell me, have you ever been to Tokyo?
24:58Yes, my aunt lives in Tokyo.
25:01Tokyo is a city too?
25:02Yes, Tokyo is a city too.
25:04Do you know Shibuya Crossing?
25:06Shibuya Crossing?
25:07Yes.
25:07Shiburji?
25:08Shiburji, yes.
25:09Not Shiburji, Shibuya Crossing.
25:11No, no, no.
25:12All my relatives have come from there too.
25:15This circus is closed because
25:17when the circus is not over, then the bulls come.
25:20There's one thing, the wrestlers here
25:23they know wisdom too.
25:24Yes.
25:24They also know a little bit.
25:26I know wisdom too.
25:27What?
25:27I know wisdom too.
25:28Okay, you too have wisdom?
25:30Yes, yes.
25:30For example?
25:31I can tell you with experience,
25:32that woman's nose is closed.
25:33Her nose is closed, why?
25:35Because the one she's sitting with
25:36should get up by now.
25:42Have you ever done anything with these moustaches?
25:44Yes.
25:45What have you done?
25:46I've pulled a truck with them.
25:51Looks like he's lost his mind.
25:54Here you go.
25:56Where's Lala ji?
25:57This is Lala ji, our dressmaker.
25:59You come here.
26:00Lala ji has come here.
26:01Get some ironing board.
26:02Yes.
26:03Lala ji, where have you come?
26:04I'm sorry, Mr. Arun.
26:05What's the matter?
26:05These two guys don't work with me.
26:07Yes, yes.
26:08I've prepared the clothes for the next segment.
26:11These crazy people have come here.
26:13Akhtar and Iqbal work with you.
26:15Yes.
26:16Sir, they're the ones.
26:17Ask their names.
26:18What's your name?
26:19Akhtar Rashid.
26:22Akhtar Rashid.
26:23And you?
26:24Iqbal Mureed.
26:27Iqbal Mureed?
26:28Yes.
26:30Hey, be a man.
26:31Stop this drape.
26:32But all of them did a good act.
26:34You guys did a good act.
26:36Then give us a holiday.
26:37No, no, no.
26:38Keep your demands.
26:40We've ironed their clothes.
26:44Give us a chance.
26:46Okay, we'll give you a chance.
26:48Just make us laugh once.
26:51Then you'll keep it?
26:51Yes, yes.
26:57Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
26:59We'll meet after the break.
27:01We'll have a conversation.
27:03Okay.
27:04Hey, don't come in our area again.
27:07Let's go, mom.
27:08Hey, stop it.
27:10The way you point out the naughty ones,
27:12you won't be killed all your life.
27:23Welcome back, viewers.
27:25Yes, Irza.
27:25And now it's time to go to the audience.
27:28Let's go to them.
27:29Yes, no one should leave their feet.
27:32Why? Are you Chutney?
27:34Yes, I'm a naughty, enemy man.
27:37And you're Mafroori Katna?
27:41Hey, are you a naughty or a family man?
27:43I'm a family man.
27:46Yes.
27:47Brother, where's the barber shop?
27:50It's closed today.
27:52And put the knife down.
27:54Okay.
27:56What a naughty behavior.
27:59Brother, there's a smart show going on.
28:01Why have you come here?
28:02I know.
28:03That's why I've come to you for a job.
28:06I want you to hire great actors.
28:10Hmm.
28:11Now I don't want to face my enemies.
28:14Okay.
28:15Now I don't want to face my enemies.
28:19Brother, the shoes are of this size.
28:20I think the cat has bigger feet.
28:22Hey!
28:23You'll have to change it.
28:25I didn't know the cat has bigger feet.
28:28What a naughty behavior.
28:29He's a naughty man.
28:31Give him something.
28:33Who's the director of this show?
28:35We're all directors.
28:37You tell me, what do you want?
28:38I want you to tell me a way
28:42to get rid of my enemies.
28:44Okay, let's say you have enemies.
28:47Yes.
28:47And you want to kill them.
28:49How will you do it?
28:50I'll kill them.
28:53Put the knife down.
28:54Okay.
28:56You won't get rid of them.
28:57Hold the knife like this.
29:00Say it again.
29:01Don't come forward.
29:02Don't come forward.
29:04Control your tongue.
29:06Okay.
29:09Why do you stop?
29:11Sir, training is also a thing.
29:17I'm from Madhya Pradesh.
29:18Okay.
29:19Don't you recognize him?
29:20Who is he?
29:20He used to say this on TV.
29:22What?
29:22Forgive me.
29:23I won't do it again.
29:25Listen to my name.
29:28Okay.
29:28The entire Punjab welcomes you.
29:31What's your name?
29:32Shera Lovely.
29:33What?
29:35Have you ever killed anyone?
29:37No, ma'am.
29:38He's so scared.
29:39He doesn't even shoot a bullet.
29:41Why don't you shoot a bullet?
29:43Sir, training is also a thing.
29:47Listen to me.
29:48First, change your name.
29:50If you say Robdabwala Lovely,
29:51it's not Robdabwala.
29:53Yes.
29:53Change your name to Shera Lovely.
29:55Tell your enemies your name.
29:57No, my name is Shera Lovely.
30:01Shut up.
30:03Okay.
30:06Listen to me.
30:07What are you wearing around your neck?
30:10Order me. I'll get it for you.
30:13I'm your enemy.
30:15Pick it up.
30:16Come forward, sir.
30:17Let's fight.
30:19Training is a thing.
30:21Listen to me.
30:23I'm your enemy.
30:25Practice a little.
30:26No.
30:27You don't have to do this.
30:29You don't have to do this.
30:31Okay.
30:32Forget about training.
30:33Let's fight.
30:35Okay.
30:36Don't show up in our area again.
30:39I'm leaving.
30:41Stop it.
30:42Stop it.
30:44I told you to forget about training.
30:46You don't kill anyone
30:48if you don't train.
30:54Your situation has brought you down.
31:00Listen to me.
31:01I'm your enemy.
31:03You don't have to say okay.
31:05You don't have to listen to me.
31:07Okay?
31:08Do you understand?
31:09You don't have to listen to me.
31:11Okay.
31:12Tell me
31:13if you don't leave,
31:15you'll die.
31:17If you don't leave,
31:19you'll die.
31:21You'll die, not me.
31:23Really?
31:26You're the enemy of this area.
31:30You can't say that
31:32you've lived in a police station all your life.
31:35Why do you agree so soon?
31:38Why do you get angry?
31:39Sir.
31:40Yes.
31:41It's part of our training
31:43to talk to ourselves.
31:45Yes.
31:46Don't answer him.
31:48Yes.
31:49When someone misbehaves,
31:50he asks for his identification card.
31:53I don't even have my own house.
31:57It's possible that
31:58your parents didn't teach you
31:59to respect elders.
32:00Okay.
32:01You must be younger than him.
32:03Sir, slap him.
32:04Hey!
32:06If you come in front of me again,
32:08I'll break your bones.
32:10I don't like young boys.
32:14You're the enemy.
32:15I'm enjoying.
32:20Sir, he's a bad boy.
32:21He has a shopper in his pocket.
32:22He'll find it.
32:24He's your brother.
32:25One second.
32:26He's talking nonsense.
32:29First, he's a bad boy.
32:30Now, he has a shopper.
32:31Look at his face.
32:32No one calls him a bread-eater.
32:34He's a brother.
32:35Look at him.
32:36He's coming here.
32:38I was eating bread once.
32:40I swear to God.
32:41It's true.
32:42I was eating bread once.
32:43I was pouring water on it.
32:44He's coming here again.
32:50The big mouth
32:51can't say
32:52that he won't slap you.
32:53Because the big mouth
32:54will slap you.
32:57He can't say
32:58that he has a small mouth.
33:01Both of them have big mouths.
33:02He looks like he has a mouth for me.
33:08Go home.
33:09Your mother is cutting vegetables.
33:10You're being naughty.
33:12Okay.
33:13Come here.
33:14Listen to me.
33:15Who will be naughty with him?
33:18He looks like a bad boy.
33:22Do you think
33:23the bad boys you fought with
33:24haven't slapped you yet?
33:26Look at the bad boy's face.
33:27He's cutting vegetables.
33:29He doesn't even know
33:30how to cut a shaved blade.
33:32We weren't careful.
33:37What's your target?
33:38What will you do
33:39when you have an enemy?
33:40What will you do?
33:41I will capture
33:42their land.
33:43Why?
33:44It was our ancestors' land.
33:47Okay, let's do this.
33:49Let's say
33:50you reach the land
33:51and I'm the enemy
33:52whom you want to scare.
33:54You come here
33:55and say
33:56that you don't want
33:57to listen to me.
33:58Bad boy.
34:00You don't want
34:01to listen to me.
34:02Okay.
34:03You don't want
34:04to listen to me.
34:05Okay.
34:06I'm the enemy
34:07bad boy.
34:08And you will say
34:09that I'm standing here
34:12and no one can
34:13make me move.
34:15I will stand here.
34:16I have captured this land
34:18and you have come
34:19to capture it.
34:20Okay, bad boy?
34:21When a son
34:22says something
34:23what do you fight for?
34:25Try to understand.
34:27I'm telling you.
34:28Okay.
34:29You are standing
34:30on the land.
34:31I will say
34:32whatever I want
34:33because I'm the enemy.
34:34You don't want
34:35to listen to me.
34:36Do you understand?
34:37Yes.
34:38You can also say
34:39that I'm standing
34:40on my land
34:42and I will stand here
34:43and no father
34:44can make me move.
34:46Yes, I'm standing
34:47on my land
34:49and I will stand here
34:51and no father
34:52can make me move.
34:54Sit here quietly.
35:02One thing is that
35:03for misbehaving
35:04it is necessary
35:05to go to the police station
35:06or the court.
35:07He is naked. He just went inside.
35:10He stole the police officer's mobile.
35:11Really?
35:12What kind of police station is this?
35:15It's red and blue in colour.
35:17He is a naughty boy. He is a naughty boy.
35:22You are a very cute naughty boy.
35:24You don't need to be naughty.
35:26Mr. Agha, you are a senior artiste.
35:28I request you to help the child.
35:30Please help him.
35:32What is the name of your enemy?
35:33Shamsher.
35:34Okay. Mr. Agha is now Shamsher.
35:36He will threaten you.
35:38You have to fight him.
35:40Please do this.
35:42In fact, you threaten your enemy first.
35:44Shamsher, I will teach you a lesson.
35:50You won't be able to count.
35:52I am not feeling well.
35:54Otherwise, I would have punished you.
35:57Uncle Shamsher, what happened to you?
36:04Yes. Give the mic to the audience.
36:06My question is..
36:07If the barter system starts instead of money..
36:10..what will Mr. Goga buy for one show?
36:12This is a very good question.
36:15This is a very good question.
36:16If Goga doesn't have money and if there is a barter system..
36:19..if he gives you a cell phone and buys you food..
36:22..what will you do? What will you buy for one show?
36:24I will buy him shoes.
36:25What?
36:26I will buy him shoes.
36:27No. He is asking about one show and not two shows.
36:30You want to get your hair done for one show.
36:32No. I just want to buy a diaper.
36:33I already have hair.
36:35I will charge Rs. 1.5 crores for one show.
36:37You don't have money.
36:39I don't have money.
36:40You don't have money.
36:40I don't have money.
36:41No.
36:42This show will only take time. What time will it be over?
36:48Next. Next. Next.
36:49What is the question?
36:50Goga eats half of his food and is unwell for three days.
36:55Yes.
36:55Greetings.
36:56Greetings.
36:57My name is Fauzia.
36:58Yes.
36:59My question is for Mr. Saleem.
37:01Yes.
37:02He has done a lot of things.
37:03But what is the most dangerous thing he has done in his life?
37:06He has done the most dangerous thing in his life.
37:08Other than being born.
37:09What?
37:10What?
37:10He had a very dangerous fight 15-16 years ago.
37:16No. Not that.
37:16I am not talking about that.
37:19What is the most dangerous thing he has done in his life?
37:21There is no dangerous thing, sir.
37:23No. There is no dangerous thing.
37:24He has been safe all his life.
37:26He is sitting in front of me with a knife.
37:29Let me see if he will tell me something.
37:32What?
37:33You are asking me?
37:36I will talk to you again if you don't tell me.
37:40Mr. Ingo, tell someone something.
37:42What?
37:43Kill me with your blade.
37:47Okay. Next. Next. Next.
37:49Greetings.
37:49Greetings.
37:50My name is Mahnoor.
37:51Yes.
37:51I will recite a poetry for you.
37:52Yes. Go ahead.
37:54Let life be in desolation.
37:57Yes.
37:57Let these thoughts of loyalty be in thoughts.
38:00In reality, hearts break when you try.
38:03Let this love, friendship and love be in books.
38:09What happened to him?
38:10He ran away.
38:13My grandma.
38:18Okay. It is time for music.
38:20We have Faria Kamal with us.
38:22Let's listen to a very nice song from her. Come on.
38:30Wow.
38:34Viewers, this was today's show.
38:36We will meet you in the next show.
38:38Take care.
38:39Goodbye.