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Goga Pasroori Aur Vikky nay Saleem Albela ko yarghamal Banaliya
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00:00Yes, Irza.
00:01Mr. Arun, at least find out who is volunteering to come on the hot seat.
00:05First, let's talk to the audience, then someone will come out.
00:08Why are you talking to me like a storm?
00:13I can't think, I can't say anything.
00:15I'm scared to look at the mic, I feel like I'm going to puke.
00:20I mean, is he sure that people will puke like this?
00:23How much health do you have, how much puke will come out of you?
00:27Mr. Salim, the change is quite visible.
00:29The hair is getting thick and the face is glowing.
00:32And the shirt you're wearing today,
00:35it's my most favourite colour and shirt.
00:38Hey, Patty, let's talk after the show.
00:41I feel like I'm in a gutter and he's telling me to come out.
00:46He's a poor man, he's never seen the city.
00:50Mr. Arun, why do I feel that my meter has been cut?
00:54Mr. Arun, let me do my work, don't keep me in the gutter.
01:01They're telling me to do comedy, you're making me wear torn clothes.
01:06Yes.
01:07Greetings.
01:08Greetings.
01:09My name is Maneeza and I'm from Bahawalpur
01:11to watch your special show.
01:12Wow.
01:13Very good.
01:15You're from Bahawalpur, right?
01:18Yes.
01:19Yes, yes.
01:20And mostly, I'm a big fan of everyone sitting here.
01:23And mostly, I'm a big fan of the theatre actors here.
01:27And I've been watching them since childhood.
01:30And I like them a lot.
01:32Oh, wow.
01:34So, me, Marhum, Malaika and you can go somewhere else.
01:37Yes, she's been watching the theatre actors since childhood.
01:40What a pity.
01:41No, no, it's okay.
01:42Our son-in-law will take care of you.
01:43No, no, first I took everyone's name.
01:45Now I've taken everyone's name.
01:46But we're the priority.
01:47What do you do?
01:50I'm a student.
01:51Of what?
01:52I'm doing my B.Sc. in Urdu.
01:53Oh, wow.
01:54I liked my B.Sc. in Urdu.
01:55I went to Punjab to get my B.Sc.
01:59This is a matter of point.
02:00So, in Urdu, poetry is at the top of the list when it comes to literature.
02:04Yes, yes, absolutely.
02:05So, can you say something?
02:06Who cares about ordinary faces like us?
02:08Here, the price of manners is not of simplicity.
02:11And what would I do about the sympathies of the whole city?
02:14I don't need anyone.
02:15Not everyone.
02:16Wow.
02:17Wow.
02:19Wow.
02:30Next.
02:31Hello.
02:32Hello.
02:33How are you?
02:34I'm good.
02:35I have a question.
02:36Yes?
02:37I want to hear an English song from Amanat Bhai.
02:39Oh, my.
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41Wow.
02:42Well done, Amanat.
02:44Today, Amanat will have respect on the earth.
02:47On the ground.
02:49Everyone knows the Titanic song.
02:51Everyone knows it.
02:52No, I don't know the Titanic song.
02:54Let's listen to some other song.
02:56Can't you sing your own song?
02:57You didn't go to Manat, you asked for it.
03:00You're such a show-off, you're not an actual singer.
03:02No, I'm not.
03:03Actually, I sing when there are musicians here.
03:05Okay, you don't understand Urdu.
03:07I sing with my orchestra.
03:09Manat, sing.
03:10Sing a song.
03:11Sing.
03:12He'll sing.
03:14My love...
03:16Oh, no.
03:17Hello.
03:18Yes.
03:18In the middle, son.
03:19Sir, one second.
03:20You're the one who's responsible for this.
03:22Sir, one second.
03:23Son, is this your final decision
03:24that you didn't listen to good music?
03:27What kind of a man are you?
03:28He was also singing in tandem.
03:31Listen to me.
03:32Yes.
03:32I think I'm a business man.
03:34Yes.
03:34And my shop is the only one.
03:39Yes.
03:40Hello.
03:40Hello.
03:42How are you?
03:42I'm fine.
03:43I want to sing a song from Seraiki.
03:46Wow, go ahead.
03:48Everything else, ask me when you're happy.
03:50Don't ask me how I'm doing.
03:52Wow.
03:53How did someone come? How did he leave?
03:55How was the last meeting? Don't ask me.
03:57Wow.
03:58Don't ask me how I'm doing.
04:00Don't ask me how I'm doing.
04:02Wow.
04:02You're a smart man.
04:04Look at my face.
04:05Don't ask me how I'm doing.
04:06Wow.
04:09Listen to me, Mr. Arun.
04:11Yes.
04:11You're wearing oil-painted clothes.
04:14You're a poet.
04:18Okay, thank you very much. Next.
04:19Mr. Arun, why do I feel that
04:21the brothers-in-law of Haseena Wajid
04:22are still here?
04:25Haseena Wajid..
04:26How can Haseena Wajid have brothers-in-law?
04:28Actually, with your permission,
04:29I've brought a poem for Mr. Amanat.
04:31Wow.
04:33For Mr. Amanat.
04:34Let him know.
04:35It's for Mr. Amanat.
04:36Wow.
04:37Sir, the thing is..
04:39I've never cracked a code in my life.
04:43That's different.
04:44That's different.
04:45He's never cracked a code.
04:46I've never cracked a code.
04:47That's good.
04:48And no dog has ever tagged you.
04:54Yes, sir.
04:55Greetings.
04:56Greetings.
04:56How are you?
04:57I'm fine.
04:58I want to do poetry writing.
04:59Do it.
05:01He just said that he wants to do poetry writing.
05:03Do it.
05:04The pillows are soaking wet from the cold water.
05:07The character has been separated from the story.
05:10I'm unable to make eye contact with anyone here.
05:12There, she's mixing lehenga with someone's sherwani.
05:20Okay, next.
05:21Greetings, sir.
05:22Greetings.
05:23How are you?
05:23I feel like I'm in the childhood of Trump.
05:30Wow.
05:31I feel like a beautiful boy.
05:32There are new potatoes in the market.
05:34Oh, no.
05:34If he gets his hair dyed, he'll look like Trump.
05:37That's true.
05:38Absolutely right.
05:39You look like a snake.
05:40You look like someone has put chillies in the curd.
05:42You look like a snake that's roaming around.
05:44You didn't let it happen.
05:46Yes, son.
05:47I want to do poetry writing.
05:48Who?
05:49You.
05:50Yes, do it.
05:50I am a man who is a little helpless.
05:53Yes.
05:54I wish to meet my old self someday.
05:56Oh, wow.
05:57I want to tell her that our meeting is incomplete.
06:00I want to tell her to meet me again.
06:03Wow.
06:04That's amazing.
06:05Wow.
06:06I would like to say this in his honor.
06:09I'm not that kind of a boy.
06:11I would also like to say that
06:13not everyone gets a perfect world.
06:15When a boy reads a poem,
06:17his father comes and says,
06:18you're reading a poem here.
06:19Why are your eyes wide open?
06:21Yes, brother.
06:22Tell me, do I have to take charity?
06:25No.
06:25You're giving me a headache.
06:29Yes, brother.
06:29Greetings, sir.
06:30Greetings.
06:31Sir, my name is Javed.
06:33I'm from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
06:35I'm a big fan of your team.
06:38Thank you very much.
06:39First of all, I would like to say that
06:41in this era of inflation and tension,
06:46people have forgotten to smile.
06:48You're giving a smile to people.
06:51This is a great blessing for us.
06:54Thank you very much.
06:55Sir, I have a question for you.
06:57Yes.
06:57Sir, I would like to say that
06:59the situation in our country is very expensive.
07:04Do you think that our country will ever recover?
07:08Will our loved ones ever consider us as their own?
07:12Will they also share our sorrows?
07:15You answered my question.
07:19The question you asked is from your heart.
07:23This means that we have started to understand
07:30that we have to take care of each other.
07:32We have to hold each other's hands.
07:34We have to move forward together.
07:37I would just like to say that
07:39you spoke so lovingly about how we will be together.
07:42If we become together,
07:44we will understand that everyone is fighting a war.
07:49Everyone is in trouble.
07:50Everyone is making decisions for a reason.
07:53When we start supporting each other,
07:56there will be a synergy that no one can stop.
07:59Gradually, we will understand this.
08:03Sooner or later, the next generation
08:05will change everything.
08:07Wow!
08:09Very nice.
08:11Viewers, we will meet again after a short break.

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