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Goga aur Vikky ki Dahi Bhallay ki Plate Par Larai
Goga aur Vikky ki Dahi Bhallay ki Plate Par Larai
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00:00Yes, Irza.
00:00Mr. Haroon, tell us how was Morocco?
00:02Look, the country itself is not that beautiful.
00:05It's beautiful because of the people.
00:06Oh!
00:07So, there is a lot of beauty in Morocco.
00:09And the reason for that is that
00:12first of all, the skin color is like us.
00:14Wow!
00:14So, they look like us.
00:16And you know that Ibn Battuta was from there.
00:18So, a lot of Ibn Battuta's were roaming around there.
00:21But they are very courteous.
00:24They are very nice people.
00:26They mix Arabic and French and speak.
00:28They speak with a lot of love.
00:30And they love Pakistanis a lot.
00:33I saw that you were dancing a lot in the deserts.
00:36Yes.
00:36Yes, I was dancing.
00:37Oh!
00:38It was a dance.
00:39It was a dance.
00:41The thing is that where I was staying
00:43because I had booked my accommodation from the internet.
00:45There was a tent in the desert.
00:46So, the driver was taking me there.
00:48What are you saying?
00:49Don't talk about money.
00:49He took you to a tent.
00:51He was so courteous.
00:53Mr. Saleem, what happens to me is that
00:55we are going from the city.
00:56Yes.
00:56You went to another city.
00:58The same buildings, the same roads, the same cars,
01:01the same hospitals, the same police stations.
01:02Okay.
01:03Everything is the same.
01:04So, what is there to see?
01:04So, even if he lets you go for five years,
01:06you still ask for a tent.
01:07The way we went for vacations,
01:09the thing is that we leave the city and come to the village.
01:12Yes.
01:12When we get tired, we come to our mothers.
01:14Oh, wow!
01:15But we...
01:18Will you tell us something about Moroccan food?
01:20Yes.
01:20It's very good.
01:21It's just like the barbeque we eat there.
01:23Lamb barbeque.
01:24It's just like that.
01:24Shawarma is very good.
01:25I saw that he was talking about Moroccan food.
01:27The person who lives in a tent,
01:28he must have eaten a jackfruit.
01:30He ate Moroccan food.
01:32I thought that the people who come on the internet,
01:34the ones who go viral, the chefs,
01:36they don't have a very good food.
01:38But it was very delicious.
01:39Hats off to him.
01:40Sir, do you know that the Moroccan cutting,
01:42I can do that too.
01:44Oh, you don't talk about food.
01:45If you talk about it, they will lock you up in a hotel.
01:48Yes, I am also thinking that
01:49which designer's clothes does he wear?
01:51Which designer fits him?
01:53He has asked a very good question
01:55and I will tell you the answer to it.
01:57He wears a groom's tent in his clothes.
02:01I am telling you, you have tagged me.
02:04Oh, God!
02:10Our audience is waiting.
02:11So, come to the audience.
02:12Come, come.
02:13Come forward.
02:14Hello.
02:14Come here.
02:15Oh, brother. Hello.
02:16Yes.
02:17You are from Dahi Bhalla.
02:18Yes, sir.
02:19Why have you come inside?
02:20Sir, I am from Dahi Bhalla.
02:22It's Dahi Bhalla, you have to come forward.
02:24No.
02:25Sir, you have to come forward.
02:26I am worried.
02:27The show is being recorded.
02:28Where have you come?
02:29Sir, I came to tell you.
02:30What is the matter?
02:31What is the matter?
02:31Are you watching the show?
02:32Yes, I am watching.
02:33Sir, I have come to eat at Dahi Bhalla.
02:35Okay.
02:35This is the sixth plate.
02:37I am eating it today.
02:38Then let him eat.
02:39Take the money.
02:39Sir, I have to eat 12 plates.
02:41Give me the money.
02:42Why are you not giving it?
02:43Ask everyone what is written on the plate.
02:45What is written?
02:46If you don't like it, give the money back.
02:48Okay.
02:49He won't come.
02:51But he will give it back if you give him the money.
02:53That's right.
02:55That's right.
02:56If you don't like it, don't give me the money.
02:57I will give you the money.
02:59Look, he is enjoying it.
03:01I am enjoying it.
03:02I am telling you the truth.
03:03I swear on your child.
03:04No.
03:07Look, you are enjoying it.
03:08No, sir.
03:08Why are you eating the sixth plate?
03:10Sir, I am eating the sixth plate for the sympathy of this poor man.
03:13You are eating the sixth plate for sympathy.
03:15Sir, I am saying that I can prepare the seventh plate.
03:20I am not enjoying it at all.
03:21I am enjoying the taste.
03:22I am not enjoying it.
03:23You are cursing the groom.
03:27If you are cursing the dog, it means you are cursing the shop.
03:32Hey, tell me the truth. Are you enjoying it?
03:35Are you enjoying it?
03:36Tell me the truth.
03:37Are you enjoying it?
03:38Are you enjoying it?
03:39No.
03:40Sir, this is the first time he has come with you.
03:42He has come with me earlier as well.
03:43Girl, now you are attacking him.
03:47I am not enjoying it.
03:48I have seen many dogs in the world.
03:50Yes.
03:50But I am not enjoying you as well.
03:52When did you enjoy the food in the last round?
03:55I enjoyed it.
03:55One minute. I enjoyed it.
03:56Did you enjoy it?
03:57Yes, I enjoyed it.
03:57Come on.
03:58I enjoyed it.
03:58Thank you.
03:59I enjoyed it.
03:59I enjoyed it.
04:00I enjoyed it.
04:01I enjoyed it.
04:02Did you enjoy it?
04:04No, I did not enjoy it.
04:09Let him enjoy it.
04:11We will go to the audience.
04:12Yes.
04:12Greetings.
04:13Greetings.
04:15I came with my family from the US.
04:17And I just wanted to say that we really appreciate all of you.
04:19Yes, yes.
04:20I am very..
04:22We really enjoy watching Hoshi Aariyaadha Family.
04:25And it is a great family show.
04:26Thank you very much.
04:32It is really humbling.
04:33Thank you very much.
04:34Stay blessed.
04:35Do you watch it with subtitles?
04:37I guess.
04:39We understand.
04:39Do you understand Punjabi?
04:41Yes.
04:42Oh, good.
04:43Okay.
04:43What is this?
04:44You attacked me.
04:47You attacked me.
04:48Yes.
04:51Yes, dear.
04:52Greetings.
04:52Greetings.
04:53I have a question for Mr. Amanat.
04:57Amanat, you are going to be very successful.
04:59Oh, wow.
05:00Oh, wow.
05:01I want to learn singing.
05:03I want to learn singing.
05:04So, can you give me the number of a good singer?
05:15Okay, I don't know what you thought.
05:16I thought she was going to ask a question.
05:18I thought she was going to ask a question.
05:20I like singing.
05:22Yes.
05:22So, can you find a good teacher for both of us?
05:25I thought she was going to ask for a good singer's number.
05:29I think the person who wrote this question..
05:31..attacked Mr. Amanat.
05:34He has never learned singing.
05:36He is a misra poet.
05:38And he is a killer.
05:40Chamchi Lala, I think you are enjoying it.
05:46So, did you enjoy it?
05:47Did you enjoy it?
05:49What?
05:50Here.
05:51Are you getting hanged?
05:55I think someone has tied a rope around your neck.
05:58They attacked each other.
06:00Yes.
06:00You attacked my wife.
06:03What do you know about that?
06:04Maroom.
06:04Hey, you attacked my hand.
06:07I was just talking.
06:07Okay, let me tell you something.
06:08It's been half an hour.
06:10I didn't do anything.
06:13He told me that he will cut a pumpkin in half an hour.
06:15Cut it.
06:17Mr. Awaaz, show Mr. Salim how you can turn a hand.
06:20No, sir. You told me that you will attack Mr. Salim at 12.45.
06:26I think you have been to the bathroom every time.
06:33By walking.
06:40If a person's shirt is not on the tree..
06:42..then he will pull it from the tree.
06:44Clean your hands.
06:46But I am not enjoying it.
06:47He ate the flower that was on the plate.
06:51Okay, next.
06:53My name is Riyasat Ali.
06:54Yes, Riyasat.
06:55It is a miracle to keep a rose in a vase.
06:59It is a miracle to light a lamp on the breeze.
07:06It is a miracle to break all the relationships..
07:09..on a slight touch.
07:11Wow.
07:12It is a miracle to keep all the relationships..
07:16..on a slight touch.
07:18Wow.
07:18It is a miracle to give advice to someone..
07:20..so that he forgets the pain of separation.
07:25Wow.
07:26It is a miracle to hide your tears in such a situation.
07:30It is a miracle.
07:32Wow.
07:33It is a miracle to express your feelings.
07:37Wow.
07:38I would like to give you money for this.
07:43It is a miracle to express your feelings.
07:47Wow.
07:48It is a miracle to express your feelings.
07:52Wow.
07:55Wait.
07:56It is a miracle.
07:58It is a miracle to give advice to someone..
08:02..so that he forgets the pain of separation.
08:07Wow.
08:08Wow.
08:09Wait.
08:10It is a miracle.
08:11It is a miracle to smile..
08:13..when a sad person sees you and pains for him.
08:17Yes.
08:21Yeah!
08:23This is amazing.
08:24It is a miracle to be strong..
08:27..but also to be humble.
08:29Yes.
08:30It is a miracle to smile.
08:33Yeah!
08:34Wow!
08:35Wow, brother!
08:37He is a great poet.
08:38He is a great poet.
08:40Sir, I want to say something.
08:43Sir, everyone has a situation at home.
08:45At least recite a poem.
08:48It is amazing to go to a gathering
08:50and hide someone's poem.
08:55It is amazing to come to a village, recite a poem
08:57and not remember it.
08:58That's it.
09:00I have seen many poets, but I am the fourth one.
09:03What is the use of such a long poem?
09:05If a person doesn't pay the rent, he goes home.
09:09It is amazing to eat food without paying for it.
09:13That's it.
09:14Mr. Wali, this is nonsense.
09:16Can't you see that he is eating curd?
09:22Yes.
09:23Greetings.
09:23Greetings.
09:24My name is Zarmin.
09:25I have a question for Mr. Goa.
09:28My question is that his facial expressions are zero.
09:33But when he is happy, how do others know that he is happy?
09:37You are present at home and in front of kids too.
09:39He is so scared that he doesn't even ask for money.
09:41He is in a 90's mood.
09:44His facial expressions are like that.
09:46Even if he has a fever, the doctor says that he won't survive.
09:51If you go to a hospital, the doctor says that you should take a leave.
09:54You should go home.
09:55No, sir.
09:56A person like Mr. Agha changes his clothes to get new ones.
09:59Yes.
09:59All the relatives talk to each other.
10:01They say that they think that they have got their share.
10:05Tell me, how do the kids know that their father is happy today?
10:09He is sleeping that day.
10:11No, sir.
10:12My family's facial expressions are like that too.
10:14When the kids are happy, they tell me that the picnic is here.
10:19How do they know that their father is happy?
10:22Yes.
10:22Let me tell you that we want to go on a picnic.
10:25You can keep your mouth shut.
10:26But tell me, how do they know that their father is happy?
10:29Once in a lifetime, when you go to a funeral,
10:32you will get a slap on your face.
10:34Koki, if the smallest finger of your hand comes in a door,
10:38what will be your expression?
10:39Like this.
10:41Like this.
10:41Assume that it has come.
10:42It has come.
10:43Yes.
10:44Oh, my!
10:45No, that is fine.
10:48In his neighborhood, someone told his son that he is a Gokhale.
10:51He said that he is a Taki.
10:58Yes, dear.
10:59Greetings.
11:00Greetings.
11:00My name is Anisha Mehmood.
11:02And my question is for you, Mr. Haroon.
11:06Our stress is released by watching this show.
11:12Millions of people watch you.
11:13And you are such a good host.
11:16So, my question to you is that what is your favorite host?
11:19You are very funny.
11:20Thank you so much, Mr. Haroon.
11:21I know that you are a good host.
11:25Who didn't bring the red one?
11:27Okay, thank you very much.
11:29Your question is also very good.
11:31And the first thing is that I don't know if I am a good host or not.
11:35But in my opinion, all the hosts of Asr-e-Hazir..
11:39Everyone knows Zia Mohiuddin in the old hosts.
11:42I try my best to become like her.
11:45And Mohin Akhtar.
11:47I want to become like him.
11:49But if you talk about Asr-e-Hazir,
11:52then personally, Tapish Hashmi.
11:55Very good.
11:56Wow!
12:00The foodie has called.
12:02Yes.
12:03Wow!
12:04Brother, you have to hit him more.
12:05Because the singer is not enjoying it.
12:08Yes.
12:09Greetings.
12:10Greetings.
12:10My name is Muzalfa.
12:12And I want to ask you all a tricky question.
12:14Yes.
12:15What is the question that can never be answered with a yes?
12:19That you are sleeping.
12:20Yes.
12:21Really?
12:22Wow!
12:24Wow!
12:26You are so intelligent.
12:27You were not good enough. What happened to you?
12:30Son, there is one more thing.
12:32That can never be answered with a yes.
12:33What is that?
12:34Ask him.
12:36Yes.
12:42Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
12:43We will meet you soon in the next show.
12:45Take care of yourself.
12:46Goodbye.