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Haroon Rafique Nay Arzu ki Salary Katne Ka Hukum Dediya
Haroon Rafique Nay Arzu ki Salary Katne Ka Hukum Dediya
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00:00Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04Now we will go straight to our audience
00:06because the audience has been waiting for a long time
00:08and they want to talk.
00:09Yes.
00:09Yes?
00:10Yes, we want to sing a song.
00:11First, say hello.
00:11Hello.
00:13Hello.
00:13Tell me your name.
00:14Umair Moazzam.
00:15Pretend to be a cute cat.
00:19Umair, sing this song, sir.
00:21There won't be another night
00:27that will bring us together
00:34I want to spend the night with you
00:42I won't let you go this time
00:46Should I stop you from coming in front of me?
00:54Or is it just a dream?
00:58I don't believe in myself
01:02Should I ask you once again?
01:13Today, my heart will speak
01:20There won't be another night
01:27that will bring us together
01:32Wow.
01:34Good.
01:34Nice.
01:35Okay, very good.
01:37And the best thing about your song
01:39was that there won't be another night.
01:42I'm wondering how long it will take
01:45for the musician to get this pain.
01:48After a few days,
01:49a child's father takes him to the doctor.
01:51Why?
01:52Because he can't sing.
01:53That's the problem.
01:55Okay, next.
01:56Hello, sir.
01:57Hello.
01:58Sir, I have a question for Mr. Agha.
02:00Yes.
02:01I want to ask him
02:02what do you have to do to stay healthy?
02:05Wow.
02:06Okay, go ahead.
02:07There's no rocket science in this.
02:10You can eat whatever you want.
02:11You should be happy.
02:12I'm talking to myself.
02:14You're from Garhwiali.
02:16You should respect the people of Garhwiali.
02:22You should eat well.
02:23Yes, I should.
02:24You should be happy.
02:26No, no, you're right.
02:27You're right.
02:30Please forgive me.
02:31Don't ask me questions again.
02:34Okay, I was told that I have to go to the army.
02:35What do I do?
02:36I said, you have to exercise for this.
02:38He said, when do I have to do it?
02:39I said, when you don't ask for food.
02:44Next.
02:45Hello.
02:46Hello.
02:47I want to recite a poem.
02:49Yes, what's your name?
02:50Kashaf Zahra.
02:51Go ahead.
02:52What will this mirror give you?
02:54The news of your personality.
02:56Wow.
02:57What will this mirror give you?
02:59The news of your personality.
03:01Sometimes, look at me with your eyes.
03:03How amazing you are.
03:04Wow.
03:06Wow.
03:09Next.
03:09Hello.
03:10Hello.
03:11My name is Saptain Ali Athar.
03:13I want to recite a poem.
03:15When I am at your doorstep.
03:18I smoke a cigarette thinking of you.
03:20Wow.
03:22Your image is in the smoke.
03:24I smell it every day.
03:26Wow.
03:27I have a bad habit.
03:29I have a habit of smoking.
03:31All my sorrows are because of you.
03:33All my sorrows are because of you.
03:36My heart burns a lot.
03:38There is a fire inside me.
03:39Wow.
03:42Next.
03:43Hello to your entire team.
03:46Hello.
03:47I have come from a foreign country.
03:50Okay.
03:51I have often seen you in your programs.
03:53You are arguing for small things like chocolates.
03:58Yes.
03:58I thought of buying so many chocolates today.
04:00So that you can have a good time.
04:03Wow.
04:06Wow.
04:08Wow.
04:10Wow.
04:12Chocolates.
04:13Wow.
04:14No one said anything else.
04:16Wow.
04:17Wow.
04:18Wow.
04:21Buddy, give it to me. I am from a family.
04:27No.
04:28Thank you very much.
04:29It was stolen.
04:32He said that he has brought so many chocolates for Agha Majid.
04:36Not for Agha Majid.
04:37For the entire team.
04:39For the entire team.
04:40Yes.
04:40But he will eat half of Majid.
04:42Arzu, give it back.
04:44She is hiding it.
04:45She is hiding it.
04:46She is hiding it.
04:47Arzu, don't come here.
04:48Don't come here.
04:49Okay.
04:50All the chocolates that Arzu has brought.
04:52Yes.
04:52You have to deduct it from his salary and cheque.
04:54Yes.
04:55Okay.
04:56She is here.
04:57She is here.
04:59She is here.
05:00Oh, thank you very much.
05:02Thank you very much.
05:06Where have you come from?
05:08I have come from Netherlands.
05:10Netherlands. Wow.
05:12Very good.
05:12I am a Netherlander.
05:13And there too the program is watched with great interest.
05:17That's why I said that if I have come then I will definitely come to your program.
05:21Thank you very much.
05:22I remembered an incident from Netherlands.
05:24Yes.
05:25There is a small village where 2500 people live.
05:28The reason is that tractors are made there.
05:30There is a big factory of tractors.
05:33So the people who work there live nearby.
05:36So this place is called a mill town.
05:38So it is a mill town.
05:39So there is only one hotel there.
05:41So when my friend and I went there, I was parking the car.
05:45And he went inside to get a room.
05:47Now you think in Netherlands.
05:49And it also has a far-flung village.
05:51Steenwich is a place there.
05:54Anyway, there is a far-flung village.
05:56And it is a village where very few people live.
05:59When I was entering the lobby after getting my luggage out of the car.
06:04Then I heard the sound in the speakers of the hotel.
06:07Beware. Beware.
06:09Oh.
06:10Wow.
06:10Where did this beware come from?
06:12And why is there a sound in the speakers?
06:14When I went to the counter, the owner of the hotel was also the receptionist.
06:19Wow.
06:19He is looking like this.
06:21And he is from there.
06:24And our show is going on.
06:25And my friend is standing like this.
06:27He saw it.
06:28Okay. So I said, why is he standing like this?
06:30He said, shh.
06:31He said, he is a very big YouTuber celebrity.
06:34Sir, he gave us his presidential suite.
06:37Oh.
06:38Wow.
06:39This is great.
06:41We got the presidential suite.
06:43Now he is thinking that all the subscribers of ARY are my subscribers.
06:47And this big celebrity came.
06:49He was very happy.
06:50He said, you will tell in your vlog.
06:52I said, yes.
06:53Okay.
06:54It so happened that a glass of milk fell from my friend's hand.
06:57Now when it fell, it spread on the floor.
07:00So he said, I will clean it.
07:01I said, no. People are not used to it there.
07:03So I said, give me a towel or something.
07:06I will clean it.
07:07He gave me four towels.
07:09And I collected it from one towel, soaked it and cleaned it well.
07:14My friend got angry with me after going to the room.
07:17Why?
07:17He said, I told him that he is a big celebrity.
07:20You slapped him so well.
07:24He slapped him.
07:27Viewers, this was today's show.
07:29We will meet you in the next show.
07:31Take care.
07:32Goodbye.