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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, you must have seen that in every country, every nation, there are some festivals,
00:26some celebrations, some celebrations. Why are these festivals?
00:31These are in all religions, in all nations, in all countries.
00:36What is the reason for this?
00:37Why is there a day when there is a festival and there is a celebration on that festival?
00:43There is a reason for this.
00:44The reason is that the day there is a celebration, the whole nation becomes one.
00:51At that one point, everyone becomes one.
00:54So the distances change to some extent in closeness.
00:57There are many people who forgive their loved ones and embrace them.
01:02That is why festivals and celebrations are very important.
01:06But why am I saying this?
01:07I am saying this because we are seeing that due to the use of cell phones,
01:13excessive use, undue use, many families are disintegrating.
01:21Everyone is in their own rooms.
01:23Children do not give time to their elders.
01:25We have often seen that even in our phones.
01:27So there used to be small celebrations for families.
01:32What were those celebrations?
01:34That everyone would drink tea together in the evening,
01:36eat dinner together or everyone would eat together on one table.
01:38These were the rules.
01:40For the wise people, for the intelligent people, for the good people.
01:43So you can at least do this,
01:46that you can at least do this for a day.
01:48If you cannot do it every day, you should do it every day.
01:51Keep one such activity,
01:53in which the whole family is involved.
01:56You may not realise it, but this is your daily celebration.
02:00It will keep you connected.
02:02It will increase your love.
02:03It will increase your sympathy.
02:05And you will see and feel its benefits with your own eyes.
02:09Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:11Let's go to the neighbourhood and meet them and see what is happening there.
02:17Greetings, Mr. Ruhul.
02:18Greetings. We were missing you a lot.
02:21You are not crying, Ruhul.
02:22Really?
02:23You have to go and sell milk.
02:25Okay, okay.
02:26You are giving milk to people's houses in the morning.
02:29I give milk to people's houses in the morning.
02:31You get tired.
02:32I get tired. Believe me.
02:34Hmm.
02:35Now I can't ride a cycle.
02:37Oh.
02:38I wish I had a motorcycle.
02:41Yes, that's true.
02:42Believe me.
02:43Look at this.
02:44This is a belt.
02:46Hmm.
02:47This is a rope.
02:49Aha.
02:49Like this.
02:50Wow.
02:51You tie it like this.
02:55It looks good.
03:03Ashgufta, come out and see.
03:05He is riding a fake motorcycle.
03:08Brother, if the company finds out that you are sitting there,
03:11they will shut down the company.
03:13And they will also hang Pandey, who drinks their own water, behind you.
03:16Buy a new one.
03:17Me?
03:18Me?
03:19Yes, it's new.
03:20It's a zero meter bike.
03:21It doesn't have a number.
03:22Clap for him.
03:23His feet are touching the bottom of an open motorcycle.
03:29You are a smart guy.
03:30You are telling a person to do stupid things.
03:31Stupid things?
03:32You are doing childish things.
03:34Baa, baa, baa.
03:35Throw it away.
03:36Do you have any sense?
03:37Okay, congratulations on the motorcycle.
03:39Yes, yes.
03:40Buy a new one.
03:41Everyone has a heart.
03:43Ashgufta, what is the time now?
03:45Your preparations are not complete.
03:46We are going to eat ice cream.
03:48Okay, great.
03:49I am here.
03:50Come on, sit in the back.
03:51Hurry up.
03:53You won't listen to me?
03:54What do you mean?
03:55Mr. Haroon, listen to me.
03:57If God has given them so much money,
04:01then why don't they buy a car for me?
04:02We have lived for two days.
04:04What do you want to do with a car?
04:05You can buy a motorcycle and go to Lahore in a jiffy.
04:09Look at him, he is such a spoiled man.
04:11What kind of a family man is he?
04:14Okay, there are such ill-mannered people too.
04:16First of all, look,
04:17the way women sit on our bikes,
04:20it is a very happy thing
04:22that now women ride bikes
04:24and scooters too.
04:26I like it a lot.
04:27And the people who talk about it,
04:29that look at this, what is this?
04:30So, these are the same people
04:31who used to say about driving that a woman shouldn't do it.
04:34The women who sit on bikes or scooters,
04:37then two things happen.
04:39Not only are these big sins,
04:42but it is such a big thing
04:44that they should be punished for this in the police station.
04:48Just like a thief is punished.
04:49And that is the act
04:51that if a woman is sitting on a bike
04:53then the other bikers try
04:55to overtake her from below
04:58so that they can spy on her
05:01and see that woman.
05:03This is one act
05:04that they should think about
05:06that she is your mother or sister
05:08who is riding a bike with someone.
05:09The other act is done by the car drivers.
05:11They increase the speed of their headlights.
05:14It has been seen many times
05:16that they intentionally annoy you
05:18when there is a woman sitting behind you.
05:20So, just imagine
05:22that when someone's funeral is going on,
05:24then you have to go to the funeral in exactly the same way.
05:27No one will be different.
05:27You will be going in the same way.
05:29So, if your mother, sister or daughter
05:31is also sitting on a bike,
05:31then she must be going in the same way.
05:33If you think about both these things,
05:35then you will neither overtake from the left
05:37nor will you increase the speed of your headlights.
05:39I feel very sorry for the biker's ignorance.
05:42And this is also happening.
05:44He has taken the bike
05:45but he has also removed the side mirrors.
05:47He removes them immediately.
05:48Brother, Rakshaj breaks easily.
05:50If he doesn't break,
05:51then your leg will break.
05:52Yes.
05:53I just remember one thing.
05:55I didn't tell anyone on the motorcycle.
05:57There was a woman sitting behind me.
05:59I don't know if she was his wife or his sister.
06:01I told her to move back a little.
06:04But the man stopped me.
06:04He slapped me.
06:05I didn't want to tell anyone.
06:07Yes, he is right.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08He is wrong.
06:09He is absolutely wrong with you.
06:11I will be at peace.
06:12Yes, yes.
06:13You fall very badly.
06:14And you don't take care of your clothes.
06:16You don't take care of the sheet.
06:18And we have seen many bad accidents.
06:20I could have worn it properly.
06:21And I should have worn it.
06:23Why?
06:24Because the girl could have left the pant.
06:28What is this?
06:29Let's go.
06:30It's getting late.
06:31What is this?
06:32Your brain, your head, your life
06:34is more dear to the wife.
06:35Make her wear the helmet.
06:36Wear it yourself.
06:38Yes, I will wear it.
06:40It's getting late.
06:41Let's go.
06:42Sarfaraz, listen to me.
06:43Sell him.
06:44Sell him.
06:45We will buy a car.
06:46Why don't you wear this?
06:47I wear my shoes like this.
06:48Wear your shoes properly.
06:49You sit in the back.
06:50I don't want to talk to him.
06:51Listen to me.
06:52I won't listen.
06:53Don't spoil the car.
06:54Sell the motorcycle.
06:55I don't want to buy a car.
06:56You don't want to buy a car?
06:57Yes.
06:58Sell him the car.
06:59I will walk.
07:00This is all because of you.
07:01I will walk.
07:02I will walk.
07:03I will walk.
07:04I will walk.
07:05I will walk.
07:06I will walk.
07:08This is a Kaafli's cycle.
07:09Yes, this is a Kaafli's cycle.
07:10Drive it.
07:11Yes.
07:12There is a sound coming from inside.
07:13What?
07:14Mud bomb.
07:15Mud bomb.
07:16I am telling you to sell him the motorcycle.
07:17Brother, he doesn't have it.
07:18Why should I sell it?
07:19I didn't get his number.
07:20Sister-in-law, she doesn't listen to you.
07:21She says she wants to buy a big car.
07:22Where will I get it from?
07:23Brother, these cars get spoiled like this.
07:24You should buy a camper.
07:25From the motorcycle?
07:26Yes.
07:27Your cycle didn't get spoiled.
07:28Come.
07:29Come.
07:30Uncle, come.
07:31Uncle.
07:32Father.
07:33Uncle.
07:34Uncle.
07:35Uncle.
07:36Uncle.
07:37Uncle.
07:38Uncle.
07:39Uncle.
07:40Uncle.
07:41Uncle.
07:42Uncle.
07:43Where is uncle?
07:44Uncle.
07:45Oh no.
07:46Go, friend.
07:47We will get into trouble.
07:48How will we save ourselves?
07:49We are sitting in a pot.
07:50What happened?
07:51Move aside.
07:52The motorcycle is inside.
07:53The place is open.
07:54What happened?
07:55Father, you should have left us.
07:56That's what happened.
07:57Oh no.
07:58We went to the village.
07:59What?
08:00We went to the village.
08:01Shame on you.
08:02What is uncle's problem?
08:03Uncle, we went to the village.
08:04We have work here.
08:05Greetings.
08:06Assalam-o-Alaikum.
08:07Wa-alaikum-salam, son.
08:09How are you?
08:10Thank God.
08:11I think you're very weak.
08:13What can I do, son?
08:14I've been suffering since I was young.
08:18You have such thick hair despite being so weak?
08:21That's strange.
08:22She's right.
08:23How can you have such thick hair?
08:24It's because I don't have a beard.
08:28The hair you have on your forehead
08:29makes you look like you have a beard.
08:33Sir, I have to go to the village.
08:35It's my duty to take care of the shop.
08:38Her son is young.
08:39He can take care of the shop.
08:40No, no.
08:41He's saying that an elderly person
08:42should take care of the shop.
08:44Uncle, have a seat.
08:45Come, uncle.
08:46It's up to you.
08:47There's no problem.
08:48Uncle, you sit here.
08:49Take care of the shop.
08:50I'll go inside.
08:51Yes, son.
08:52I'll take care of the shop.
08:53You do whatever you want.
08:54You're too old.
08:56Assalam-o-Alaikum.
08:57Wa-alaikum-salam.
08:58Wa-alaikum-salam.
08:59How are you?
09:00I'm fine.
09:01Thank God.
09:02Where do I call the shopkeeper?
09:04Don't you want to see the shop?
09:07He's from the village.
09:08He's his brother.
09:10Uncle.
09:11Yes.
09:12I had a deal.
09:13Tell me, what did you do?
09:14I don't have time to make the bill.
09:15What did you do?
09:17One kilo of lentils.
09:19One kilo of lentils.
09:21Half a kilo of grains.
09:25Half a kilo of sugar.
09:26Half a kilo of sugar.
09:27It's your money.
09:28That's it.
09:32One and a half kilo of gram flour.
09:33One and a half kilo of gram flour.
09:34This is from Chunga.
09:35Son, where do you sell this?
09:38Payya Ras.
09:39Payya Ras.
09:40Yes.
09:41Son, give me two annas.
09:43Two kilos of what?
09:45Two kilos of what?
09:47One and a half annas.
09:48One second.
09:49One second.
09:50Madam, tell me what groceries do you want?
09:53Don't you understand?
09:54No.
09:55He's my father.
09:56He's his brother.
09:57Yes.
09:58He's his brother.
09:59Both of them are my brothers.
10:00They don't have any illness.
10:01They're still thinking that Pakistan is the same.
10:05Yes.
10:06It's the same.
10:07It's the same.
10:08It's the same.
10:09And they're selling everything.
10:10Okay.
10:11Okay.
10:12No, no.
10:13Baba ji, the times have changed.
10:14You're talking about the same.
10:15Son, it's honesty.
10:16You shouldn't increase the rate.
10:17Even poor people can eat.
10:19Baba ji, how much is the total?
10:21Son, if you add up your last account.
10:24Okay.
10:25The total is fifteen annas.
10:28Our groceries are only fifteen annas?
10:29Yes.
10:30Fifteen annas.
10:31Then my salary is a lot more.
10:34Here, Baba.
10:35Cut the money.
10:37What kind of currency are you giving me?
10:39Baba ji, look.
10:40This is our currency.
10:41You did a very good thing.
10:43You got the picture of my great leader, Muhammad Ali Jinnah.
10:47Now, no one will earn haram by looking at him.
10:50And no one will be dishonest.
10:52Wow.
10:53Wow.
10:55I want to tell you something.
10:57I want to tell you something.
10:59But it's better if you don't get to know the facts.
11:02But in this way, he will harm us.
11:04How?
11:06His nephew's shop.
11:08Nephew, come out.
11:09Yes.
11:10What happened?
11:11You made the right bill.
11:12Our shop is like a basket.
11:14We are selling your uncle's stuff in the market.
11:17Son, he has brought a new currency.
11:20Wait a minute, uncle.
11:21I have made your bill.
11:24This is your bill for seven and a half thousand rupees.
11:26Baba ji has made the right bill.
11:30Baba ji has made the right bill.
11:32You are lying to a smart man.
11:36You yourself are a smart man.
11:37Are you mad?
11:38You are lying to a cheater.
11:41Son, I have made the bill for fifteen thousand rupees.
11:43Yes.
11:44And you have made the bill for seven and a half thousand rupees.
11:46Son, seven and a half thousand rupees is not enough.
11:49Baba ji, the shop where you are sitting,
11:52the bill is for eighteen lakh rupees.
11:54Is it?
11:55Yes.
11:56Baba ji is lying and you are not telling the truth.
11:59Take this.
12:00Come.
12:02Okay.
12:05Sarfaraz.
12:06Yes.
12:07I have told you about the car.
12:08And you are sitting here.
12:09Go inside.
12:10Sarfaraz, if I don't get the car by tonight,
12:12I will go to my mother's house.
12:14She won't let you get the car.
12:16She won't let you go.
12:17She won't sell this.
12:19She wants this to be sold.
12:21Even if this is sold, you have to buy it.
12:23I don't want to buy it.
12:24You can buy it now.
12:25Tell me how much it is.
12:26And you don't have to worry about that.
12:28You just tell me.
12:29It will be sold.
12:30Okay, forget it.
12:31You are not here.
12:32No one is here.
12:33Okay.
12:34Let's go to Baba ji's house.
12:35Hey, don't do that.
12:36Baba ji will give you a lot of money.
12:38Open the door.
12:39Why should I open the door?
12:40Poor girls, I am in trouble.
12:42I have bought a lot of things.
12:44Water, mattress, a little soap.
12:46It's a golden opportunity.
12:48It's a golden opportunity.
12:49The best company has launched in your area.
12:52Popcorn is here.
12:57Son, get one packet.
12:59Here you go, Baba ji.
13:00Which packet?
13:02Popcorn.
13:04Here you go, son.
13:07Baba ji has put a lot of effort.
13:09Yes, Baba ji knows.
13:10First let me ask him.
13:13What a golden opportunity.
13:15Don't you watch Fahad Mustafa's show?
13:17Yes, I do.
13:18How he flies in the engine.
13:20Yes.
13:21Our company has the same name.
13:24It's a foreign company.
13:26There is a list of names in every packet.
13:28What is the name?
13:29From Chhankne to Wadi Gaddi.
13:32Wadi Gaddi?
13:33Yes, Wadi Gaddi.
13:34How many packets are there?
13:35You can take as many packets as you want.
13:37How many are there in this?
13:38In this?
13:39Yes.
13:40There are 15 packets in this.
13:41How much is the packet?
13:421000 rupees.
13:4315,000 rupees.
13:44I won't give it to you.
13:45Our owners told me to put a car in these packets.
13:50That means there is a car in this.
13:52Yes, sir.
13:53There are 15 packets.
13:54Yes, sir.
13:55100 percent.
13:56Brother, you have been studying for a minute.
13:57I don't know what you are talking about.
13:58This is a golden opportunity.
13:59What golden opportunity?
14:01Give me this opportunity as well.
14:03What are you selling?
14:04Sell something.
14:05Give me a reward.
14:06Your name is in this.
14:07Give me your name.
14:08What is the matter?
14:09Hello.
14:10Where are you taking me?
14:11Give him the money first.
14:12It must be 30-40 rupees.
14:13I will give it to you.
14:14Remove the 1000 rupees packet.
14:15Take this.
14:16Congratulations.
14:17Congratulations.
14:19The packet would glow.
14:20He asked for a motorcycle.
14:21What could I ask for.
14:23Everyone can ask for anything.
14:26In your purse.
14:27In your purse.
14:31This is going to be an instant name.
14:35Now this purse costs 1000 rupees.
14:371000 is still okay.
14:39Give me another 1000 rupees.
14:40Give me 2 packets.
14:42Bring your sister here.
14:46Congratulations.
14:47Mubarka!
14:49Oye!
14:50Wait a minute.
14:51Nothing.
14:52Tell me what it is.
14:53Isn't it a football for kids?
14:55Yes.
14:56God will give it to you soon.
14:58Here you go.
14:59Oh wow!
15:00Don't you dare give anyone a packet.
15:02I'll give you two thousand.
15:04Don't cheat.
15:05I won't give it to anyone.
15:06Three thousand.
15:07Keep it here.
15:08Hold this.
15:09Give me twenty thousand rupees.
15:11Give it to me.
15:12Give it to me.
15:13What have you bought?
15:16Shedada.
15:17Yes.
15:18Cheetah, Babar, Tiger.
15:19Yes.
15:20Motorcycle is mine.
15:21Yes.
15:22Go and get your share.
15:23Hair is very ugly.
15:26Brother,
15:27a lot of companies are giving you names.
15:30Wow!
15:31You are giving a lot.
15:32Here you go.
15:34By the way,
15:35this is not an easy job.
15:36That's true.
15:37Give me a thousand.
15:38I'll give you a thousand.
15:39But sir,
15:40you don't understand the game.
15:41If the car comes out,
15:42all the money is equal.
15:43In fact,
15:44it's a good thing.
15:45Wait a minute.
15:46Let it be.
15:47I bought it.
15:48Open it.
15:49Open it.
15:50Open mine.
15:51You think we are less than you.
15:53And look at our luck.
15:54What have we got?
15:57What happened?
15:58It's written on it.
15:59Try again.
16:02Take it.
16:03Take it.
16:04Take it.
16:05Take out the slip.
16:06Take out the slip.
16:07Take out the slip.
16:08Take out the slip.
16:09Take out the slip.
16:10Take out the slip.
16:11Take out the slip.
16:12Take out the slip.
16:13Take out the slip.
16:17Hello.
16:18It's someone's birthday.
16:19So, there must be a slip.
16:21Open it fast.
16:22Get the car out.
16:23There is no slip in it.
16:24There is no slip in it.
16:25There is no slip in it.
16:26There is no slip in it.
16:27There is no slip in it.
16:29Wait a minute.
16:30Wait a minute.
16:32There is no slip in it.
16:35There is no slip in it.
16:37Hey,
16:38you are cheating us.
16:40You are cheating us.
16:41We have a chance to drive.
16:42Where's the car?
16:43Look at all the packets.
16:45All of them?
16:46Yes, all of them.
16:48How is this possible?
16:50I saw the packet with the car.
16:53Where did that packet go?
17:13Babaji, how much did you buy this packet for?
17:18Who's your father?
17:20Who's your son, Babaji?
17:22Who's my brother, Babaji?
17:24My father?
17:26I'll slap him.
17:28Wait a minute.
17:30How much did you buy this packet for?
17:32Son, I bought as much as I could.
17:34I'm going to buy more now.
17:36How much did you buy this packet for?
17:38I bought it for 30,000.
17:40No, son, I bought it for 40,000.
17:42No, son, it's too expensive.
17:44I bought it for 50,000.
17:46Babaji, he said he bought it for 50,000.
17:48How much did he say?
17:50Son, I bought it for 60,000.
17:52He said he bought it for 60,000.
17:54How much did you buy it for?
17:5610,000.
17:58Why didn't you buy it for 10,000?
18:00He was talking about money.
18:02Now he's buying it for 60,000.
18:04I bought it for 10,000.
18:06Now I'm going to buy it for 12,000.
18:08I'm going to buy it for 22,000.
18:10Thank you so much.
18:12I have to catch a train to Pindchala.
18:14I have to catch a train to Pindchala.
18:16I'll see you there.
18:18I'll see you there.
18:20Let's go.
18:22Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:28This is the receipt.
18:30This is the receipt.
18:32This is the receipt.
18:34Gadili!
18:36Gadili!
18:38Where is Gadili?
18:40Where is Gadili?
18:42Congratulations!
18:44I bought a car.
18:46Which car did you buy?
18:48I'm so happy.
18:50Congratulations!
18:52I'm so happy.
18:54I'm so happy.
18:56I'm so happy.
18:58I'm so happy.
19:00I'm so happy.
19:02I'm so happy.
19:04I'm so happy.
19:06What is this?
19:08What is this?
19:10What is this?
19:12You said it's a big car.
19:14It's a small car.
19:16Look at our cars.
19:18You two are going to have a fight.
19:20You two are going to have a fight.
19:22What is this?
19:24Give it to me.
19:26Give it to me.
19:28Give it to me.
19:30Give it to me.
19:32Give it to me.
19:34You sold something for 60,000 and used us.
19:36That wasn't 60,000.
19:38That was a car.
19:40We were in a hurry because we saw your car.
19:42You sold it.
19:44That was 10,000 rupees.
19:46That was my car.
19:48That was my money,
19:50My motorcycle.
19:52My car.
19:54My 10,000 rupees.
19:56I didn't get any money at all.
20:00The audience.
20:02We'll meet after the break.
20:03I love you. I love you.
20:06I love you.
20:07Wow!
20:08He loves me so much.
20:09I love him to death.

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