Mani Liaqat ki Comedy par Saleem Albela aur Agha Majid kay Waar
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Mani Liaqat ki Comedy par Saleem Albela aur Agha Majid kay Waar
Mani Liaqat ki Comedy par Saleem Albela aur Agha Majid kay Waar
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00:00And now our segment is stand-up comedy.
00:02And for stand-up comedy,
00:03the great stand-up comedian,
00:06you have won the laughter challenge
00:09and many more in the world.
00:11You have done many tours
00:13and you have a household name in the UK.
00:15Let's welcome him with a round of applause
00:17and watch stand-up comedy.
00:18Mani Liaquat!
00:23Thank you.
00:24In the name of God.
00:25Hello. How are you?
00:27Hello. I am fine.
00:29I am performing for the first time in Pakistan.
00:31Okay.
00:32And I have met the great legend himself, Shahrukh Khan.
00:36Wow.
00:36Please give him a round of applause.
00:38Very good.
00:40Thank you, brother. Thank you.
00:41Thank you.
00:41I am Shahrukh Khan, not Bairukh Khan.
00:45Now there is a scene that I want to share with you.
00:47You must have seen the film,
00:48Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.
00:50Yes.
00:50Have you seen it?
00:51Yes.
00:51Have you seen the film, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham?
00:53No. No.
00:54He is a very good actor.
00:56All of you make fun of him.
00:59No. He is like this.
01:02He is like this.
01:02You think I am making fun of him?
01:03No.
01:05He is a very good actor.
01:12He is jumping after you.
01:14It's a good thing.
01:15I think this is my last performance.
01:18Okay. The scene of the film is that
01:20the child gets married as per his wish.
01:22Absolutely right.
01:23He doesn't listen to his parents.
01:24I think this is a global issue.
01:25Yes.
01:26Now the scene is like this.
01:27Amitabh Bachchan is standing.
01:29Another great legend.
01:30Yes.
01:31Shahrukh Khan has come from behind.
01:33He has come to know that the boy has got married somewhere else.
01:36Okay.
01:36Now Amitabh Bachchan is there.
01:37There is music playing in the background.
01:46Today, you have proved
01:52that you are not my blood.
01:54Sometimes, I am happy.
01:56You have ruined my reputation.
01:59Shahrukh Khan has entered in the film.
02:04I..
02:08I..
02:11Sir.
02:13Sir.
02:15Sir, I was..
02:16Think about it.
02:17You all know that if Shahrukh Khan
02:20had been from Mirpur or Patwari, what would he have said?
02:23Hey, sir.
02:25He looked into my eyes.
02:27I said, hmm.
02:29He said, hey.
02:30Sir said, two feet away.
02:33Thank you.
02:34Very good.
02:35Very good.
02:36Thank you.
02:37Almost everyone doesn't know about stand-up comedy.
02:41But in the end, I want to give a gift to all of you.
02:45Yes.
02:45Yes.
02:46Yes.
02:48Very good.
02:49Yes.
02:50Yes.
02:51Sir, no dollar, pound.
02:52It means that you are giving up.
02:54Yes.
02:56I will personally give you Rs. 250,000 and leave.
03:02No doubt, Mr. Maroom is for you.
03:04May God bless you with a good car.
03:06Then you can come from under it.
03:08Look, he is so funny.
03:11If you don't do stand-up comedy, then do it in Torpeh.
03:13It will have a positive effect on your health.
03:17Okay, our Pakistani community
03:20watches your show a lot.
03:21They enjoy it a lot.
03:22And everyone watches it together.
03:24I will tell you a real incident like this.
03:26There is innocence, people still have innocence.
03:29One of my friends
03:30had a dream that 15 boys beat him up.
03:33Okay.
03:35This is a real incident.
03:36He woke up in the morning and messaged us on WhatsApp.
03:39We will sleep together tonight because we have to go beat them up.
03:43Okay, so you have performed in the UK.
03:45Yes.
03:46How many venues?
03:47A lot, God bless.
03:48And Alhamdulillah, most of them are closed now.
03:52Do you have any jokes that are the most famous there?
03:55These are the only ones that are not happening here.
03:57We are loving it.
03:59Very good, very good.
04:01The fun that I enjoy is that of couples.
04:04The couples who come to see us,
04:06the ladies are very well-dressed.
04:09So, God bless, all the men beat them up.
04:12Like Mr. Agha, God bless.
04:14He is a D-shape. He has a D-shape.
04:17So, this is a real incident.
04:20I asked someone in the audience and they told me the story.
04:23She said, I came to stay with him last night.
04:28I was going to sleep with your uncle.
04:31Your uncle was abusing me last night.
04:34I was sleeping and he was abusing me.
04:38Uncle said, you are mistaken.
04:40I said, what do you mean?
04:41He said, I was not sleeping.
04:42I said, what do you mean?
04:45Look, this is what the ladies ask for.
04:47They ask for the moon and stars.
04:50The girl asked Mr. Agha if he could get her the moon and stars.
04:52He said, I have a stool. I will try.
04:56If you have a household name in the UK,
04:58do you have any female fans there?
05:00Yes, there are female fans everywhere.
05:02She has a couple of fans.
05:04So, tell us a crazy incident of a female fan.
05:07Yes, an incident of a fan that she recognised.
05:09She is a fan, she is a girl.
05:10No, I don't think I am that popular.
05:13No, you are.
05:14I will be popular. I am smart.
05:16I am smart.
05:17Yes.
05:18Please do ask me questions in the next show.
05:21Sometimes, you...
05:22But there is one thing.
05:23A fan said something very nice.
05:26I will tell you a beautiful incident of a fan.
05:29This is a genuine incident.
05:30Look, there is no one like you.
05:32And I have worked very hard
05:35to make a name for my country, Pakistan.
05:39Which I think will end after this episode.
05:42I have a lady.
05:45Her mother was going through cancer.
05:47Oh.
05:48We used to do a show in those days.
05:50I used to do it in the name of Control Room.
05:52I used to come in the get-up.
05:53She used to watch it.
05:54And she said that she was very happy at that time.
05:57Oh, wow.
05:58But she is not going to make it.
06:00Oh, wow.
06:01Of course, the end was the same.
06:02But a round of applause for her.
06:03Thank you.
06:04For all of you.
06:05Look, stand-up comedy has come out of all of you.
06:07Now do this work. Don't leave it.
06:11So, Mani, are you married?
06:12Yes, by my fate.
06:14Does your wife allow you to do stand-up comedy?
06:16Yes, of course.
06:17Does she come to your shows herself?
06:19No.
06:19No, she doesn't.
06:20Your sister-in-law promised that she will come when you do it right.
06:25Although she should have come today.
06:28I got married last year.
06:30Oh, wow.
06:30Sir, congratulations.
06:31Wow.
06:33May God bless you.
06:34May God bless you.
06:35We need your prayers.
06:36So, what do you think is the reason
06:38why you got married so late?
06:40No one ever told me.
06:41It's her stupidity.
06:42What?
06:43She gets involved in people's fights.
06:44She doesn't care about herself.
06:48When you go home..
06:49Yes.
06:49What do you tell your wife?
06:51That you met with an accident?
06:52What?
06:52What?
06:53Yes, yes.
06:54You go home after 15-20 days.
06:56What does your wife tell you?
06:58That you met with an accident?
06:59What did she tell me?
07:00She tells me not to go home after 15-20 days.
07:01Translate it.
07:02What did she tell me?
07:03I don't know what to say.
07:04She means to say that
07:06when you go home..
07:09How do you say it?
07:14Charlie, when you go home and tell your wife something,
07:17she doesn't say,
07:17send me a message on WhatsApp.
07:21Wow, wow, wow.
07:23Thank you very much.
07:24We enjoyed a lot, viewers.
07:26It's time for a short break.
07:27Don't go anywhere.
07:28See you after the break.
07:29Brother, did you work on the film as well?
07:31Hey, drum, hit the drum.
07:32You were doing this at the back.
07:34I did this at Jurassic Park.
07:37What was in it?
07:39Jurassic Park.
07:39This is the first entry of a dinosaur.
07:43What was happening at Jurassic Park?
07:45Look, what a respectable man is doing for his stomach.