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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 18th October 2024
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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:07Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:11Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:14Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, you must have seen that in a car,
00:25if a fly comes in,
00:27it goes around the windows and when you open the window, it doesn't come out.
00:32Now, what is happening is, if you stop the car
00:35and roll down all the windows,
00:38the fly doesn't come out many times.
00:40It goes near it and even if it comes out a little,
00:43it comes back in immediately.
00:45Why does this happen? The reason is that
00:48when the fly goes near the window many times,
00:52it learns that this is my limit.
00:55I cannot go beyond this.
00:58It is not possible for me to cross this.
01:01That is why, when the window is rolled down
01:04and even if it comes out a little, it gets scared.
01:07Where is my limit?
01:09How am I coming out? I want to go back to my limit.
01:12It comes back in.
01:14Similarly, these four or five windows of the car
01:18are the people around you
01:20who stop you,
01:22your friends, your acquaintances,
01:25your naysayers,
01:26who define your limit,
01:29who tell you that you cannot go beyond this.
01:32And whenever life gives you a chance,
01:35the window is rolled down,
01:37you can challenge your limit,
01:39you come back in fear.
01:42But remember,
01:43nature, God, will definitely roll down the window for you.
01:47And when you get this chance,
01:49there is a big world outside that window.
01:51Explore it.
01:52Come, let's take you to the park with this message.
01:56The weather is good.
01:57So let's see what is happening there.
01:59You always bring me to this park.
02:02Manu, the weather is so beautiful.
02:05The park is so beautiful.
02:07And you look so beautiful.
02:09Do you have any shame?
02:11Do you bring her to this park?
02:13Actually, I have a salary of Rs. 35,000.
02:15I am a middle class man.
02:16Only she can afford it.
02:17So if you are a middle class man,
02:19it means that you will bring women to the parks.
02:22She is my wife.
02:23Yes, I am sorry.
02:25I am sorry.
02:26I am sorry.
02:27I am very sorry.
02:28She is your wife.
02:29What?
02:30I mean, she is your wife,
02:31so I thought maybe she is not.
02:33No, no, sir.
02:34We have an arranged marriage.
02:36Is it necessary to tell this?
02:40By the way, who arranged this for you?
02:43My mother showed me her picture.
02:46So I became a train.
02:48And I understood that this is the last station
02:50from which the train will not go ahead.
02:53Okay, what are you both doing in the park today?
02:56Sir, her mother doesn't let me live in peace at home.
02:59Really?
03:00She troubles me a lot.
03:01She taunts me a lot.
03:03What does she taunt you?
03:04Tell me.
03:05She says that you can't cook well.
03:07You don't iron your clothes properly.
03:09You don't clean properly.
03:11Now see, she is going to say something.
03:13Why do you take mom's words seriously?
03:15You do this work.
03:16Then also take my side.
03:21There is no business.
03:22Where will he go?
03:23Where will he go?
03:24He has gone to Kaddai.
03:25Tam, Seewaza.
03:26He works there too.
03:27Greetings.
03:28Greetings.
03:29What are you doing in the park?
03:30There is no business.
03:31I am here.
03:32Let's go.
03:33No, no, do some business.
03:35I have gone to the workers' den.
03:37Okay.
03:38They were building the den today.
03:39You can sit in the den.
03:40The den will open.
03:41The den is my den.
03:42How will it open?
03:43There is a place.
03:44There is a payment.
03:45There is a sidewalk.
03:46You can sit there.
03:47There is a road there.
03:48They made everyone sit there.
03:49Oh.
03:50They told me to go back.
03:51I didn't sit here today.
03:52You know about the workers' den.
03:53I can give you work.
03:54Thank God.
03:55God has given me hands.
03:56What?
03:57What?
03:58God has given me hands.
03:59I can do my work.
04:00I can earn ten fingers.
04:01You look like a machine to me.
04:02To take the ring?
04:03No, no.
04:05Take God's grace.
04:08What is this job?
04:09Allah forgive our labor, sir.
04:10Hello?
04:12Yes, ma'am.
04:13Make a list of groceries.
04:14I have earned salary.
04:16I will get all the groceries that I deserve.
04:19What kind of work do you do?
04:21I am managing this park.
04:23You have earned salary?
04:25Yes.
04:31He has money in his pocket.
04:33He has got a salary.
04:34I think he is getting a job and he is getting paid.
04:39SpaceX has nothing to do with Tesla.
04:41Tesla is completely different.
04:42Have you ever seen that machine where you put your hand on it
04:44and your hair stands up?
04:45Yes.
04:45Basically, it was Tesla's father who made it, baby.
04:48You didn't understand. I am talking about Tesseract.
04:50Okay, that is a perfect cube.
04:53Okay, you both are having a great conversation.
04:55Yes, sir.
04:56What do you both do?
04:57I am a welder, sir.
04:58And he?
04:58I am his helper.
05:03Okay, so basically when..
05:04I have also lost a lot of weight.
05:07You have lost weight, but when you apply welding torch..
05:09Yes, yes.
05:09..the handle shouldn't get damaged again.
05:12Yes.
05:13This country will progress.
05:14You are a welder too.
05:17I have brought you to this park since five years.
05:20Yes, man.
05:20Even in open air, your face doesn't make any difference.
05:29Where are you looking?
05:30No..
05:32I have got 3 million views on YouTube in two days.
05:34How is that?
05:35I had put a caption that..
05:36..the fat bald man who comes in smarts has died.
05:39Later in the video, he was told that he has died of morality.
05:42That means, the followers on YouTube..
05:44..were the death of their father.
05:47Okay, keep on talking.
05:48Don't waste your time here.
05:50What is the matter, Khayal?
05:50He is talking nonsense.
05:51What is the matter?
05:53Yasir, I am sitting in the park.
05:54Come here.
05:55I have got a salary. I will have fun today.
05:57Yes.
05:58Come here and have fun.
06:02Come here.
06:04Sir, you have got a fat salary.
06:06Come here.
06:08I have got a salary of 7.9 lakhs.
06:10Come here.
06:12What were you looking at?
06:13Ma'am, do one thing.
06:14Press your neck under your knee.
06:16Why?
06:17I mean, you have pressed it so hard.
06:19I was comparing.
06:20What?
06:20That how good and beautiful wife Allah has given me.
06:24Yes, that is true.
06:25Hot papadas.
06:26Crispy papadas.
06:28Hot papadas.
06:30Crispy papadas.
06:31Ma'am, close your ears.
06:32Why?
06:33I can't hear anything.
06:34I can't even hear properly.
06:35By the way, I have got an idea.
06:36Yes.
06:37I will come to your house in the morning.
06:38Your son will come after a few days.
06:45This guy is not behind.
06:47Because of him, the tree is rotting inside.
06:50Hot papadas.
06:51Crispy papadas.
06:52Make the papadas crispy over there.
06:54Sir, have papadas once.
06:56If you don't like it, return the papadas.
06:57Return it.
07:01Don't talk too much.
07:02Sir, look at these colourful papadas.
07:05How much is it?
07:06You will get it for Rs. 40.
07:08That's it.
07:09No.
07:10Basically, the most expensive sushi in the world is worth Rs. 10,000.
07:14Do you have papadas?
07:15No.
07:16Okay.
07:16It is worth Rs. 10,000.
07:17Sir.
07:17Basically, it is one piece.
07:19Ma'am.
07:19Sir.
07:21So much oil.
07:22Papad seller.
07:23Give it to me.
07:23Sir, I lost Rs. 20 in the morning.
07:26Why?
07:26I gave him Rs. 20 and lost Rs. 40.
07:28It's okay.
07:28He will tear it.
07:31What kind of a cobra is this?
07:32It tears it from here.
07:38There it is.
07:40Maqsood, do you know..
07:41Hot papadas.
07:42Crispy papadas.
07:44How much is it?
07:45Rs. 40.
07:46Give me half a packet.
07:49We are just two people.
07:51Look, he is walking.
07:52He is wearing a fur coat.
07:53And he is eating papadas after walking.
07:55Do you know why I like this track?
07:58Why?
07:59This track ends very quickly.
08:00How?
08:04How much is the papad?
08:06Rs. 40.
08:07Give me two packets.
08:09What will he remember?
08:13You make papad at home, right?
08:15Yes.
08:16Or do you buy it from the company?
08:17Sir, there is only one name for crispy papadas.
08:20Only one name?
08:21Yes.
08:22There is only one name for crispy papadas.
08:24You will remember it when you eat papad.
08:26No, no. Buy this much. It's good.
08:29My supply goes to Lahore.
08:31Okay.
08:31Ravi sells my papad.
08:33Then why don't you try selling papad once?
08:38Here, have some beer.
08:39No, I don't want it. You understand the name.
08:41It was a long walk. Believe me.
08:44Hold on.
08:44We have gone.
08:45I am tired.
08:46We have gone and we have come back.
08:49I think I have walked 40 to 45 feet.
08:54You are nothing.
08:55I think I have walked a maximum of 8 kilometers.
09:00But you have done half of it.
09:02I know.
09:03Okay.
09:04Hot papadas. Crispy papadas.
09:06Give me crispy papadas, please.
09:07Which one do you want?
09:08You are standing at home.
09:09You have kept it in the oven.
09:13You are making an old man's face behind a packet of papad.
09:17If I have money, look at this.
09:18Look at this.
09:22You don't fulfill my wish.
09:23I won't talk to you. I am going.
09:25What is this?
09:27Now you can eat your papad.
09:29Listen to me, dear.
09:30Listen to me.
09:31Listen to me.
09:32Don't tell me about his shoes.
09:33Pandey, you have lost your mind.
09:36Have you seen any pocket money here?
09:38What happened, brother?
09:39These boys have taken money from me.
09:42Brother, this will happen again.
09:45Control yourself.
09:47I don't know what will happen in a minute.
09:49Did you bring the papad from here?
09:50Yes, Rs. 45,000.
09:52You brought the papad for Rs. 100, right?
09:53Yes, sir.
09:54You didn't take the money back.
09:55Someone has deducted all my salary.
09:57Brother, I have seen a boy.
09:58He has lost his mind.
10:00Okay.
10:00Give it to me.
10:02Thank God that a poor man can't buy papad with calcium.
10:08Hot papad.
10:09Soft papad.
10:13This is how the country will develop.
10:22Brother, walk. You will lose weight.
10:23I am telling you to walk.
10:28I have a strange pain in my knee.
10:29I think it is an old pain.
10:31It has been proved.
10:32Wealth is like a snake.
10:35Brother, you are sitting here.
10:37Yes.
10:37But you are not crying.
10:40Brother, why should a poor man cry?
10:43Brother, the wise say that the wealth of the world
10:45is left with the world.
10:46No.
10:47Go and get up.
10:47Go and eat your daily bread.
10:49But I think the wealth of the world
10:51will be left with you.
10:54Brother, look for a sari.
10:55What?
10:56It is okay.
10:57The wealth of the world will be left with you.
10:58Yes.
10:59But the wealth of the world will not be left with you.
11:01The five of you have seen the wallet.
11:03Brother.
11:04Yes.
11:04You were walking well.
11:06Brother, I have a sprain in my knee.
11:08Sir, there were good times.
11:10Do the welding.
11:11Sir, there were good times.
11:13It was five years ago.
11:15The people here were..
11:16Sir, I am going like this.
11:18I have a sprain in my knee.
11:19A man was sitting next to me on the bench.
11:21He said, how is this possible?
11:22He said, brother, you get up.
11:23You come here.
11:24Yes.
11:25Sir, I didn't sit on the bench.
11:27I sat on another chawal.
11:29How does anyone know how many chawals he has sat on?
11:32Sir, I..
11:33There were good times.
11:33I have seen wealth and wealth.
11:35I have seen elephants and buffaloes.
11:37There were good times when an old man was tired after a walk.
11:40Yes.
11:41The young man said,
11:43Uncle, take a step back.
11:44I will give you a massage.
11:45I will stand and give you a massage.
11:47I will give you a massage.
11:48No, I didn't walk that much.
11:51Mr. Haroon, I remembered an old incident.
11:53Yes.
11:53A sprain is inevitable while walking.
11:55Yes.
11:56Why not?
11:56Sir, one day, I had a sprain in my leg while standing.
11:58Oh!
11:59How is that possible?
11:59A sprain is inevitable while standing.
12:02Sir, I will tell you an incident.
12:03I was talking to a man.
12:05He was standing in front of me.
12:06Come here.
12:07He was standing in front of me like this.
12:08We were talking.
12:09He said, brother, you have a sprain in your leg.
12:10You sit down.
12:11So..
12:12Another chawal sat there.
12:16Sir, I will tell you something.
12:18Yes.
12:19This is a pocket mark.
12:21Yes.
12:22This is why I get sprained.
12:23Yes.
12:24Do you know what kind of sprain is this?
12:26Yes.
12:26Oh, God!
12:27God, forgive me.
12:28It's called sprain.
12:30Sprain.
12:31I will tell you.
12:32He is holding my hand like this.
12:34He pulls my hand like this.
12:37That's it.
12:38If I could get up, I would hit him with a horse.
12:45One second.
12:46What are you both doing in the drama?
12:48Mr. Haroon, the script we got last night..
12:50Yes.
12:51It was two lines long.
12:52It was very long.
12:53So, tell us what was written in it.
12:55It was only this much in two lines.
12:56What?
12:59I think someone wrote a fake Amal for him.
13:05Sir, you are wasting your time.
13:07This is the time to talk.
13:09Listen to me for a minute.
13:10Why?
13:11I..
13:12He is pulling my hand like this.
13:13Listen to me for a minute.
13:14Yes, brother.
13:16I was doing this.
13:18Sit down.
13:21Listen to me.
13:22Yes.
13:23Come here.
13:23Yes, sir.
13:24You are my brother. Sit down.
13:25Yes.
13:25Sit down.
13:26Listen to me.
13:27Yes.
13:28Get up. Stand up.
13:29Stand up.
13:30Look, this purse..
13:31Yes.
13:32Because of this, we..
13:33Yes.
13:34How long are you going to play with it?
13:35We have never had such incidents in our life.
13:38Look, because of this purse, our sister has become a clone.
13:41Okay.
13:42Now, let's end this fight.
13:45Okay.
13:45There are one, two, three, four, five people in this.
13:49Okay.
13:49We will share.
13:50Fear God.
13:52Honesty is also a thing.
13:53How much money will you get from this?
13:56How long will you eat it?
13:57Honesty is very blessed.
13:59It is useless if the money is very less.
14:02God always blesses the money of honesty.
14:05Absolutely.
14:06Mr. Karun, believe me, after saying this..
14:10..my eyes open.
14:12Yes.
14:12Sir, shouldn't I have said honesty?
14:14I said that we will divide the money among these five people.
14:19This is wrong.
14:21This is wrong.
14:21Yes.
14:22Absolutely. Very good.
14:23Very good.
14:23You have realised it.
14:24Come here. We will divide it among six people.
14:27Yes, brother. I will not put the money in the purse.
14:29You can give me whatever you want.
14:36Wait. Wait. Wait.
14:37What are both of you doing today?
14:39Mr. Karun, there is only one journey left.
14:42Wait. Wait.
14:43I will ask.
14:43What is this that there is a Choo Choo written on two pages?
14:47Print.
14:48Oh! That was the printer's issue.
14:51You have gone to the wrong pages.
14:52The printer has printed Choo Choo.
14:54What do you mean?
14:55Yes.
14:56Mr. Danish has done what he said.
14:59We have spent the whole night thinking of Choo Choo.
15:06Hello, brothers.
15:09I am going to open the purse.
15:10Okay.
15:10Brother, no one should cheat.
15:12No one should leave their feet.
15:13Every penny counts.
15:14Do you want to do magic?
15:15Okay.
15:16Every penny counts.
15:17Don't cheat me. I am already burdened.
15:19It's okay. It's okay.
15:19Okay.
15:24Yes, brother.
15:24Take the money.
15:25Don't put the money down. Take it out.
15:27Wait a minute. I am holding the bell.
15:30Here.
15:30What is this?
15:31Yes.
15:32What is this?
15:33There is no money.
15:33No. No.
15:34What happened?
15:35The money that comes out of this is bad for me.
15:37You are sitting.
15:39He was sitting on the purse.
15:40Yes. Yes.
15:41Let me see.
15:45Leave the vegetables.
15:46Match the shirt.
15:50Hold it.
15:50Don't look at the snacks.
15:52Don't eat.
15:53Tell me.
15:54Yes.
15:54Did Mr. Danish confirm what Choo Choo means?
15:58Yes.
15:58It means that you are childhood friends.
16:01Yes.
16:01And you will sit here and talk to each other.
16:03Okay.
16:04It means Choo Choo.
16:06Yes.
16:08You are all honest.
16:10I saw your honesty when you were all looking in the mirror.
16:13Yes.
16:14Okay?
16:14Yes.
16:15Brother, give me the purse.
16:16You will give money to a poor man.
16:20First of all, you came and sat on this purse.
16:22As if you were going to abort a baby.
16:25The way you pulled my hair, you were taking me to hell.
16:30No. No.
16:30We will come out as we wish.
16:32Okay.
16:33Even the side characters have to give filler content in a drama.
16:36Let's laugh.
16:39I have seen you today.
16:41You do welding work.
16:43You are not trustworthy.
16:44You are dishonest.
16:45What is dishonesty?
16:46If you return one rod, you will get the next one.
16:50If I have to use the old rod, how will I return it?
16:55I don't know. This is your honesty.
16:57It's okay.
16:58You have seen that a person who earns money dishonestly..
17:02..is also in search of an honest man.
17:04He is Almiya.
17:06Oh.
17:07Honesty..
17:08Yes, brother.
17:09..doesn't work.
17:10Brother, every person is dishonest.
17:13Mr. Arvind, forgive me. In this country..
17:15Oh.
17:15..if a person sees anything..
17:18Yes.
17:19..he says that he will eat it.
17:20You are saying this.
17:22Believe me. I will stay hungry for eight days.
17:25Yes.
17:25I won't eat junk food.
17:26Yes.
17:28Oh, my God.
17:29I am ruined.
17:30I don't know. It was lying here.
17:32I didn't see it.
17:33What happened, brother?
17:34It was sitting here.
17:34Yes.
17:35Here.
17:36Hey.
17:37Guard. Guard, come here.
17:38Come here.
17:39Yes, sir.
17:40This is my wallet.
17:41Yes.
17:42Hey.
17:43What are you doing?
17:44Where is the wallet?
17:45Guard, this is my salary.
17:47Hey, what were you doing with your salary?
17:50Who has put my salary in my mouth?
17:58Viewers, we will take a short break.
18:00We will meet again after the break.
18:01Mr. Arun, this man showed me the stars during the day.
18:04When did I show you?
18:05I am not talking about you.
18:07What are you saying?
18:08I am talking about Rajumi.
18:09I am not talking about you.
18:10Don't interfere.
18:11I am talking about Swaari.
18:12Don't interfere.
18:13Don't interfere.
18:16You have slapped me in Bhatigat studio from Lyari studio.
18:19I am from Jadugari Nagar.
18:20Mr. Arun.
18:28Welcome back, viewers.
18:29You must be seeing my serious face.
18:31Because our segment is a talk show.
18:34And the hosts of a talk show often start serious like this.
18:38We will discuss different topics with the guests present here.
18:42The first guest is an astrologer.
18:45And his name is Manzoor Sitara.
18:48Please come with him.
18:49You should know him.
18:51And you should know him because of our show.
18:53He is Achu Rocket who is a rickshaw driver.
18:56And he calls himself the president of the union.
18:58And right next to him is your beloved.
19:01The voice of your heart.
19:03Which everyone wants to say.
19:06And that is Aunty Gourmet.
19:07Let's start the discussion with our Faria.
19:10Hello, Faria.
19:12Hello.
19:13How are you?
19:13I am fine. How are you, Mr. Arun?
19:15I am fine.
19:16I think we should do two shows today.
19:17Yes, I think so too.
19:19Why did you call us here?
19:20If you want to do the show yourself.
19:22I am a rickshaw driver.
19:24I am not here to show you the show.
19:25I am an anchor.
19:26What is this?
19:28You didn't explain this to him before.
19:30Sir, I am a rickshaw driver.
19:32Not sir.
19:33Yes.
19:34Call me Mr. Arun.
19:35Mr. Arun, I am a rickshaw driver for your show.
19:39If that is the case, you will earn that money.
19:43Okay.
19:44So, we will start with you, Mr. Manzoor.
19:48Mr. Manzoor, I have a question for you.
19:50Yes.
19:51You make predictions.
19:53But at the end of every prediction, you say
19:55that it is possible.
19:57You keep a room.
19:58You never make it clear.
20:00It will happen.
20:01For example, when you were about to be born,
20:03the doctor who believes in science said
20:06that it is going to happen.
20:08And it will happen.
20:09And Mr. Ali Abba said, I don't agree.
20:11He said, Mr. Manzoor, it will happen.
20:14And I will keep telling him that he has sold himself.
20:18He is making fun of me.
20:19Stop it.
20:20He is making me crazy.
20:22Arun, there is nothing left in Manzoor.
20:24There is nothing left.
20:26Manzoor has made me crazy.
20:28He is making fun of me.
20:29Stop it. Stop it.
20:31Did you go to Manzoor?
20:32Did I go to Manzoor to ask for my right?
20:35Did he show me so many promises?
20:38Why are you asking Manzoor for his right?
20:39I went to Manzoor to ask for his right
20:41because he was being discussed in the streets.
20:44People told me to give him money
20:46and improve my system.
20:49Mr. Manzoor, I will come to you.
20:51Yes.
20:51What will you give me to eat?
20:52Send me a ride.
20:55I will come to you.
20:57Answer me. Why don't you speak clearly?
20:59It will happen.
21:00Like science speaks.
21:02Look, Mr. Arun, the stars are in a constant rotation.
21:07They are not static.
21:08Do you understand?
21:09Where the star is, I will talk about that time.
21:12When a miracle will happen, where will the star be?
21:14Will my father know?
21:16Okay, tell me something.
21:18The economy of Pakistan is improving.
21:22Do you think it will continue like this?
21:24Look, the situation is very bad.
21:26Inflation is in single digits.
21:29Growth is increasing.
21:31You are reading the news. Tell me your analysis.
21:33I will tell you everything.
21:35Inflation is in single digits.
21:36He is lying.
21:38He just mentioned about his father.
21:44He mentioned about his father.
21:46What was happening?
21:46Hello.
21:47What was happening?
21:48Hello.
21:48Hello.
21:49Ma'am, can you hear me?
21:51He just mentioned about his father.
21:53He is lying.
21:54Which father did he mention?
21:56I can't hear you.
21:57The signal is lost.
21:59Mr. Achu Rakit.
22:01Mr. Achu Rakit.
22:01Do you believe in the stars?
22:03Open the mic. Let me talk.
22:05Do you believe in the stars?
22:07I don't believe at all.
22:08I believe in the stars.
22:11Believe me.
22:13Petrol is expensive. I can see the stars.
22:16I..
22:16Everyone can see the stars.
22:17Mr. Arun, this man showed me the stars during the day.
22:20When did I show you?
22:21I am not talking about you.
22:23What are you talking about?
22:24I am talking about Najumi.
22:25I am not talking about you.
22:26Don't interfere.
22:27I am talking about you.
22:28Don't interfere.
22:30Don't interfere.
22:32You slapped me in Bhatiget studio.
22:35I am from Jadugari Nagar.
22:38This loafer man..
22:39This loafer man told me..
22:40I don't want to talk to you.
22:41I don't want to talk to you.
22:42I am not talking to you.
22:43I am not talking to you.
22:45I am not talking to you.
22:47I am not talking to you.
22:47I am talking about Najumi.
22:49How can you slap me in Bhatiget studio?
22:52You are not listening to me.
22:53This loafer man has trapped me.
22:55How did I trap you?
22:56I am not talking about you.
22:59I am not going to trap you.
23:01Believe me. I am from this locality.
23:03I am not getting married.
23:05What?
23:05Yes.
23:06He can't get married.
23:07Because I told him to change his name.
23:10What will he say when it comes to marriage?
23:12Get ready. The rocket is coming.
23:14I am not getting married.
23:18Tell me. Why is he not getting married?
23:20Look, he is in his mother's house.
23:24Congratulations to him.
23:26He is not my son.
23:27Why is no one listening to me?
23:29He is such an ill-mannered, loafer and loafer man.
23:34Sister, I brought you here.
23:36Why are you scolding me?
23:37I am not talking about you.
23:41Mr. Mansoor.
23:43Yes.
23:43Tell me. How often does a person interfere?
23:45When does a person interfere?
23:48You don't care that he interfered in my life.
23:52What did he do?
23:52You are talking to him.
23:53What did Mansoor do in your life?
23:56Mansoor, tell me.
23:57I told him a simple way.
23:59I told him to give charity and the matter will be settled.
24:02Mr. Arun, she will take 2 kg of rice.
24:05Okay.
24:05Half kg of split chickpeas.
24:06Crushed garam masala.
24:071 kg of mutton.
24:08Give it to me.
24:09Who will change the condition of my house after 15 kids?
24:1215 kids?
24:14You have become a housewife.
24:15You haven't changed.
24:17I had told him that after your marriage
24:19there will be a good atmosphere in the house.
24:20Now that you have 15 kids, there is a good atmosphere.
24:22But Mr. Mansoor, tell me something.
24:24Why do you make people crazy?
24:25Do you have any prediction that is confirmed?
24:28Sir, everything that I told you is true.
24:31When Mr. Mian was in the plane from London
24:34I gave him a prediction.
24:35That this plane will land in Lahore.
24:38What is there to predict in this?
24:39It will land in Lahore and not in Patogi.
24:41He has such stupid predictions.
24:44When I went to him, he told me that he has a prediction
24:47that I will eat one roti tonight.
24:48What kind of prediction is this?
24:50What happened that day?
24:51I ate only one roti.
24:54She is giving hints everywhere.
24:57She was supposed to eat 1.5 kg of eggs.
24:58How many people will get me married?
25:00Mr. Arun, the famous astrologer of India, K.N. Rao.
25:03Yes.
25:04Who made him Rao?
25:05You made him.
25:06She was Surmai. I made her Rao.
25:10Ask Manzoor to do something about my marriage.
25:12Ask Manzoor.
25:13He is also Manzoor.
25:14As long as I don't feel like it, let me do it.
25:16When I feel like it, I will leave it.
25:19Ask Manzoor to do something about my situation, Mr. Arun.
25:21Mr. Manzoor, listen to his plea. What will you say?
25:24Look, Mr. Arun, if you want me to do any work
25:26it will be done in a jiffy.
25:27But I will charge a good amount for it.
25:30Hey, ask Manzoor, not Shazia Manzoor.
25:33And my prediction is on the blind spot.
25:35There was a rooster and a hen standing in front of me.
25:37I said, will the hen lay an egg?
25:38The hen laid an egg.
25:39What?
25:40The hen had to lay an egg.
25:42She would have laid a gun.
25:44It's not on the blind spot.
25:46Your prediction is blind.
25:50Sir, look at my hand.
25:51Wait a minute.
25:52Oh, wash this first.
25:55Tell me, why am I not getting married?
25:58Do I have to live a life of security?
26:00Why is my situation not changing?
26:02It's a piece of cake.
26:04It will be fun.
26:06What kind of people are they?
26:08Ranu, I don't disturb anyone when I go to Malaysia.
26:10I lock the rickshaw three hours in advance
26:13so that no one asks me to get up.
26:15I don't understand.
26:17I don't understand.
26:20Do I have to go to my children's funeral
26:22or pay for their funeral?
26:24Tell me. Do I look like an old woman to you?
26:28Alok, keep the meat of the rooster.
26:29When we cook it all night,
26:31I am sure we will enjoy the funeral in the morning.
26:33What are you doing?
26:35What kind of guests have you sent to me, producer?
26:38I am fed up of the seven-wheelers.
26:41Think about me.
26:43The seven-wheeler is sitting at the back.
26:45I can feel the empty stomach even though I am hungry.
26:49Sister, you have 15 kids.
26:52This is a family affair.
26:55I won't listen to you.
26:58Where are you taking me?
26:59He is going to kill me.
27:03Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
27:06We will meet after the break.
27:07What happened?
27:08I have also dared to come here.
27:11I had gone to Dhansara to buy ice cream.
27:14The economy of Pakistan is going in the wrong direction.
27:17We have told IMF that the dollar is also going down.
27:22Let's go.
27:23Let's go, brother.
27:33Be careful. Be careful. Be careful.
27:38Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
27:39Now we will play a very good buzzer round with our audience.
27:49First of all, Malaika, you ask who wants to play.
27:52Who wants to play?
27:55You come.
27:56Wow!
28:00Greetings.
28:01Greetings.
28:02What is your name?
28:03Lareb.
28:04Lareb. It's a very nice name.
28:05What do you do?
28:06I am a law student.
28:07Next, Amanat.
28:08You see whose nose is closed that wants to play with you.
28:12Raise your hand. Who wants to play?
28:15You come, dear.
28:16Wow!
28:21Greetings.
28:22Greetings.
28:23It's a very nice voice.
28:24What is your name?
28:25Irsa.
28:25Let me tell you that brother Amanat has failed in life as well.
28:30He has failed in singing as well.
28:31Stop it. For God's sake.
28:34Mr. Salim, you see who wants to play with you.
28:37Raise your hand.
28:38Who is it?
28:39I don't know how to call such a person.
28:42The one who has a sharp mind.
28:44I have also not brought him.
28:46Okay, the one with a light mind, put your hand down.
28:49No one is doing it.
28:50Come on, the one in black shirt.
28:52Come on, brother. Wow!
28:55Very good.
28:57Today we will find out how much we are winning.
29:02Greetings.
29:03Greetings.
29:03What is your name?
29:04Shafiq.
29:05Brother Shafiq, what do you do?
29:06I am a student of LLB.
29:07You are also a student of LLB?
29:09Oh!
29:09Okay, I have some work, Maya.
29:13Today we have a very dangerous contestant.
29:15Okay, good luck to you.
29:17If she wins, then my brother is not at fault.
29:21If he wins, then I am not at fault.
29:22No, he will not win. He is very brave.
29:25Yes, that's right.
29:26He will win.
29:27So, shall we start?
29:28Yes.
29:29So, let's start with an easy question.
29:31What do you think?
29:32Yes.
29:32Yes.
29:33It's a very easy question. It's a riddle.
29:36I can't think of an easier question than this.
29:39It is..
29:40Whenever someone goes to sleep, he whispers a tune in his ear.
29:44Mr. Salim.
29:45Five, four, three..
29:47No, tell me again.
29:49Whenever someone goes to sleep, he whispers a tune in his ear.
29:52Mosquito.
29:53Mosquito.
29:55Wow!
29:56Mosquito.
29:57Brother, you played very well.
29:59Now, they have scored one point.
30:00Yes.
30:01You have to go to the bazaar fast.
30:02Tell me the name of a thing
30:04that moves without legs
30:07but doesn't come back.
30:10An angel.
30:11Time.
30:11Time!
30:15Very good.
30:16Very good.
30:18Okay, Amanat.
30:19Yes.
30:20Son, you don't just have to set the shirt.
30:22You have to press it too.
30:22Yes, brother.
30:23No, it's going right.
30:23He was pressing it later.
30:24Okay, son, if you don't trust him, try it once.
30:27Put your hand on the bazaar.
30:29Try to press it first.
30:30What is it?
30:31Let me complete the question.
30:32If you press the bazaar first, you will have to wait here.
30:35Oh!
30:35What is it that comes once a day, three times a week
30:39and not even once a year?
30:42Yes, Malaika.
30:43Night time.
30:44Night time.
30:45It doesn't come even once a year.
30:46Night time.
30:46It comes once or twice a year.
30:49Brother, help me.
30:50I will laugh the most at your jokes.
30:51Oh!
30:53It's a request.
30:54She is being given a bribe.
30:55One minute.
30:56And see, he has identified the face and come up with a dishonest man.
30:59Wow!
31:00What is it that comes once a day, three times a week
31:03and not even once a year?
31:07Wow!
31:08Five.
31:08I am thinking.
31:09Four.
31:10Two.
31:10Three.
31:11Two.
31:12One.
31:13Yes.
31:14Nookta.
31:15Nookta.
31:16Wow!
31:17Wow!
31:18Very good.
31:19Wow!
31:21You have two points.
31:22You have zero.
31:23You have one point.
31:24Yes.
31:25Then ask me about one point.
31:27What is it that is yours but others keep it?
31:32Trust.
31:33Wow!
31:34Respect.
31:34Wow!
31:35Wow!
31:37Wow!
31:38Wow!
31:39Wow!
31:40That's it.
31:41I want all of you to stand up and clap for brother Amanat.
31:43Brother Amanat.
31:44Brother Rajeev.
31:45Brother Rajeev.
31:45Brother Rajeev.
31:46Wow!
31:47Wow!
31:48Well done.
31:49Well done.
31:49Well done.
31:50We clapped on the second number.
31:52I clapped.
31:52I did.
31:53Okay.
31:53No.
31:54By the way, Amanat, I want you to introduce me to those people
31:58who respect you.
32:00Malaika.
32:01Name.
32:02Name.
32:03Very good.
32:04Very good.
32:05Very good.
32:06Wow!
32:07Well done.
32:08Okay, dear.
32:09I will ask you the second number question
32:11so that you get a chance to get equal points.
32:13Yes.
32:14Because this question will decide
32:16if he answers it.
32:18It's amazing to just hit the buzzer.
32:20If you hit the buzzer first
32:23it means that you will get a chance to win two numbers.
32:27And I have made the question easier
32:29so that Irsa can win
32:30because Lahreb has two numbers
32:32and Shafiq has two numbers.
32:35So, shall we start?
32:36Yes.
32:36It's a very easy question.
32:37Hit the buzzer first.
32:39And hit it for someone or the other.
32:43What is it that is red before it's used?
32:49My..
32:49My..
32:50My..
32:51My..
32:51My question hasn't been answered yet.
32:55Yes.
32:56Who hit the buzzer first?
32:57Amanat.
32:57Yes.
32:58Amanat.
32:59If you know the answer..
33:01Yes.
33:01..then you can try it.
33:02Otherwise, you will have to wait here.
33:03You didn't even open it.
33:05Yes.
33:06Yes.
33:07Answer it.
33:08Yes, tell us.
33:09What is it that is red before it's used?
33:11You hit the buzzer here.
33:12Four, three, two, one.
33:16Come forward, Amanat.
33:17Come, my child.
33:18Yes.
33:19Yes.
33:20You have to read the news.
33:21And you have to hit the buzzer.
33:22Put one hand on your head.
33:24Put it on the buzzer.
33:25Read the news, my child.
33:26Very good.
33:27Read the news.
33:28Very good.
33:29My child..
33:30My child, even I have dared to do this.
33:32Come on, very good.
33:32Sir, that's fine.
33:33Just look at the button and the belt once.
33:36He was dancing.
33:37He went to the bathroom.
33:39Pakistan's economy is going in the wrong direction.
33:42We have told IMF that it's a good thing.
33:44The dollar is also coming down.
33:47Okay.
33:47Come on, run away.
33:49Okay.
33:50You are doing better than singing, I swear.
33:54Okay.
33:55What is the thing that turns red before it's used
33:58and then turns black?
34:00This.
34:01A matchstick.
34:02A matchstick.
34:05Very good.
34:06Ladies and gentlemen.
34:07A matchstick.
34:12You have won.
34:15Give him the gift line.
34:17Mr. Salim, give the gift line to Mr. Shafiq with your own hands.
34:21Okay.
34:22How did you get up?
34:23Mr. Shafiq.
34:25Good.
34:26Study well.
34:27You have to study.
34:28Your son is a lawyer.
34:29He is wearing a sari and khawa.
34:32Very good.
34:35Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
34:37We will meet after the break.
34:38Stop talking about tensions.
34:42Stop talking about tensions.
34:44Stop it.
34:45Stop talking about tensions.
34:48Now focus on a female.
34:50Yes.
35:00Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
35:01Yes, Faria, what are you thinking now?
35:03Mr. Harun, I am thinking that our audience is eagerly waiting
35:07to show their talent today.
35:08You were thinking the same in the last show as well.
35:11You didn't think anything different today.
35:12No, I didn't think anything different today.
35:14Okay, if I tell you right now that the show is yours
35:19and you think something different, what will you think?
35:21I will think that our audience is eagerly waiting for us.
35:25Sir, the best thing about the audience today is that they are from my college.
35:28Really?
35:29Yes, sir.
35:30You are also from here.
35:31Yes, sir.
35:31But you have to move forward.
35:35Yes.
35:36Greetings. My name is Nawan Ahmed Barki.
35:37I am a student of the first semester of LLB.
35:39I will sing a Ghazal and then a Pashto song.
35:43So, shall I sing the Ghazal?
35:44Yes, go ahead.
35:46What is sin? What is Haram? What is Halal?
35:49This is the question.
35:50No one can stop me from loving.
35:52What is the courage? This is the question.
35:54Wow.
35:55Loyalty is mine, etiquette is mine.
35:57Deceit is mine, generosity is mine.
35:59Wow.
35:59Then what is your perfection in love?
36:01This is the question.
36:03Wow.
36:03Hibal Bikre, Hichal Behki, who are they in my mirror?
36:07Hibal Bikre, Hichal Behki, who are they in my mirror?
36:11And most importantly, what is red on his cheeks?
36:14This is the question.
36:15He is asking me to ask him anything today.
36:18Okay.
36:18He is asking me to ask him anything today.
36:21I am so simple that I think, what is the question?
36:24This is the question.
36:25Yes.
36:26And then a Pashto song.
36:27Wow.
36:28No, I was ready for this.
36:29Very good. Very good.
36:30Very good.
36:31Very good.
36:31Very good.
36:32You can say this without fighting.
36:35No, this is my style.
36:37When my brother asked me this question,
36:39I thought, first I will recite a poem and then I will take a slap from you.
36:43No, as he was saying, you are doing this here, this is the question.
36:47And after this, there is a Pashto song which I would like to recite.
36:51Wow.
36:51I will also recite the translation for you.
36:53Yes.
36:53Yes.
36:54Oh, my beloved, you are my love.
36:59Oh, my beloved, you are my love.
37:05The translation is, oh, my beloved, wear black clothes.
37:11And the other meaning is, black clothes look good on you.
37:14Wow.
37:15Wow.
37:16Wow.
37:17And look, you don't even know him but you dedicated such a poem.
37:22Why did you do it?
37:23This is the question.
37:24Yes.
37:25Wow.
37:26Very good.
37:27Next. Next. Next.
37:28My name is Zargam Javed and I would like to recite my poem.
37:33Zargam Javed.
37:34Yes, sir.
37:34What is the meaning of your name?
37:36Babbar Sher.
37:37Wow.
37:37Oh, wow.
37:38Okay, your name means Babbar Sher.
37:42Yes, sir.
37:43Not even Sher, that too with Babbar.
37:44Babbar Sher.
37:45Wow, very good.
37:46Babbar Sher is not found in the jungle.
37:49Babbar Sher is a tri-fat.
37:51Oh, don't do that.
37:52Babbar Sher is a cycle rider.
37:55Oh, don't do that.
37:56He is Babbar Sher.
37:57He is a vegetarian.
37:59Yes, son, you recite.
38:01There is only one sign towards the destination.
38:04In the storm, the boat has a lot of shore.
38:07The laborer stuck in the whirlpool
38:10still has a lot of support for day and night.
38:14I don't regret these verses today
38:17that I have a lot of eyes.
38:21Wow.
38:22Who will carry the weight of desire in this era?
38:25Wow.
38:26I have spent a little in this era.
38:28Wow.
38:29Wow, what a poem.
38:31Very good.
38:32Very good.
38:34Babbar Sher is not found in the jungle.
38:35Recite the poem again.
38:37Who will carry the weight of desire in this era?
38:41I have spent a little in this era.
38:44Zargam, put your heart somewhere else.
38:47Zargam, put your heart somewhere else.
38:51I have lost a lot in my love.
38:54Wow.
38:55Very good.
38:56Very good.
38:58Very good, Zargam.
38:59Son, what are you doing these days?
39:00I am doing law, sir.
39:01Okay, you are doing law.
39:03Yes, sir.
39:03You write very good poetry.
39:05After a long time, on a very serious note
39:08a poet of your age who writes good poetry
39:12I really liked one of your poems.
39:15The one that you have spent a little is very good.
39:17Very good, sir.
39:18So, until you succeed in life in any field
39:22you should not pay much attention to poetry.
39:24Yes, sir.
39:25Because it hampers your relationships,
39:28your thinking, your education.
39:30First complete that.
39:31You write very good poetry.
39:33Thank you, sir.
39:33Very good.
39:34Very good.
39:35Very good.
39:36Doctor, what have you brought for us today?
39:38There is a poem by him.
39:40Tell us.
39:40It is a manly poem.
39:42It is a manly poem. Wow.
39:44Wow.
39:44Zikr Karna Tensionon Ka Bas Karein.
39:47Zikr Karna Tensionon Ka Bas Karein.
39:50Bas Karein.
39:50Zikr Karna Tensionon Ka Bas Karein.
39:54Ab Kisi Female Pe Focus Karein.
39:56Wow.
39:59People praise such poems and say,
40:01it is a very bad poem.
40:05Okay, now focus on a female.
40:07Focus Karein.
40:08Okay.
40:09Aur Bhi Duniya Mein Kaafi Kaam Hain.
40:10Aha.
40:11Aur Bhi Duniya Mein Kaafi Kaam Hain.
40:13Shadiyan Shaikh Chahe Das Karein.
40:16Aha.
40:17Aur Ghair Ko Sari Mile Jab Value.
40:19Ghair Ko Sari Mile Jab Value.
40:22Hum Wahaan Create Kyun Na Fas Karein.
40:25This is it.
40:26Hum Wahaan Create Kyun Na Fas Karein.
40:28Aur Wabda Bole Har Ek Ghante Ke Baad.
40:31Wabda Bole Har Ek Ghante Ke Baad.
40:34Aao Logon Ko Zara Bebas Karein.
40:35Aha.
40:36Wow.
40:38Very good.
40:39Aao Logon Ko Zara Bebas Karein.
40:41Aur Yu Khazane Saath Leader Ne Kiya.
40:44Yu Khazane Saath Leader Ne Kiya.
40:47Yu Khazane Saath Leader Ne Kiya.
40:50Hai Jo Chai Ka Topi Ras Karein.
40:52Wow.
40:54Wow.
40:56Wow.
40:59Sir, again.
41:01Yu Khazane Saath Leader Ne Kiya.
41:04Hai Jo Chai Ka Topi Ras Karein.
41:07Aur Sach Toh Itna Hai Ke Duniya Gol Hai.
41:09Duniya.
41:10Wow.
41:11Sach Toh Itna Hai Ke Duniya Gol Hai.
41:14Aage Marzi Hai Isse Chauras Karein.
41:16Wow.
41:17Aage Marzi Hai Isse Chauras Karein.
41:20Aur Chuglion Pe Baan Lag Jaye Agar.
41:23Chuglion Pe Baan Lag Jaye Agar.
41:25Chuglion Pe Baan Lag Jaye Agar.
41:28Aurtein Aapas Mein Kya Discuss Karein?
41:30Wow.
41:31Wow.
41:33Wow.
41:35Aurtein Aapas Mein Kya Discuss Karein?
41:37Aur Kucha Hai Jaana Mein Ghusaa-E-Raqeeb.
41:41Kucha Hai Jaana Mein Ghusaa-E-Raqeeb.
41:44Kucha Hai Jaana Mein Ghusaa-E-Raqeeb.
41:47Phir Saghe Mehboob Ko Chaukas Karein.
41:49Wow.
41:52Wow.
41:54Very good.
41:55Phir Saghe Mehboob Ko Chaukas Karein.
41:57Stop talking about tension.
42:00Now focus on a female.
42:02Wow!
42:03Very nice.
42:06Viewers, this was today's show.
42:07We will meet you in the next show.
42:09Take care.
42:10Goodbye.