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Saleem Albela Aur Azeem Vicky Ghalib Parh Kar Badmash Ban Gaye
Saleem Albela Aur Azeem Vicky Ghalib Parh Kar Badmash Ban Gaye
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00:00Welcome back. A few moments ago, we had a guest in the audience who got upset
00:07because he didn't like Juktesh and he was misbehaved with him.
00:11He was upset. We apologised, gave him tea, explained to him and sent him away.
00:16Today, he has brought a rascal with him.
00:18So, let's talk to him and find out why he is upset.
00:21Assalam-o-Alaikum.
00:22Waalaikum-as-salam.
00:22Oh! What are you doing?
00:24I am speeding up.
00:25Oh, you are speeding up.
00:27I am not speeding up.
00:28I am not speeding up. I am bringing him back.
00:31He is my rascal. I know what he is doing.
00:32What is he doing?
00:33He is taking the nail out of his tongue.
00:36He is so big that you have to take a sword for him.
00:39He is taking the nail out of his tongue.
00:40But he should have taken the nail out of his mouth.
00:43I think he is taking the nail out with a knife.
00:45Okay. What are you doing?
00:46Someone has cut the smoke here. It is sweet.
00:50Listen to me. The smoke has been there for a long time.
00:52Someone else has cut it happily.
00:55Anyway, whoever has cut it, it is very tasty.
00:58Okay, Mr. Rohan. I have come for an interview. Listen to me.
01:01He is saying it himself.
01:02I… You are watching the newspaper, right?
01:04Yes.
01:05I have hidden a column in it.
01:07Against you.
01:08Really? What was the name?
01:08Column. Very cruel.
01:11Look, you…
01:12I have written against all of you in this request.
01:15Yes.
01:15Tell me, where do you want to give it?
01:17To me.
01:18Hahaha…
01:24He is the one who is the worst.
01:27And you will get the police station and the knife from the rest of the cops.
01:30I have seen the police station request against me.
01:33This is the mischief, isn't it?
01:35Look, my Lord. Come here.
01:36Mr. Kibla, come close to me.
01:39Can't you find a way to talk?
01:41How can I talk?
01:42Don't do this.
01:43Hahaha…
01:45Brother, why did you file a request against Mr. Haroon?
01:48Look, you are a woman. Is this the way to talk?
01:51Why did you file a request against Mr. Haroon?
01:53Look, this is a matter of education.
01:55I am not a weak man.
01:58I am a very dangerous man.
01:59Dangerous? How?
02:01Brother, I am a poet. Believe me.
02:04Okay, in the request..
02:05Okay, leave it. No, I won't go to all of them.
02:07Okay, no, this request..
02:08No, no, leave it.
02:10Talk to me, sir. You are wasting your time.
02:12This is your precious time.
02:14I have a lot of time. I will sit here.
02:16Okay, no. Why did you bring this rascal along?
02:19Sir, last time you made me drink tea and water..
02:22..and begged me to come here.
02:24Yes, yes.
02:24Isn't this unfair?
02:25I have some respect in the society.
02:26Come to me, man.
02:27You slapped me, hit me with your shoes..
02:29..and even asked me to give you my life.
02:32This is not fair, man.
02:36Hey!
02:37You call him Mr. Joe, Mr. Joe..
02:39Didn't I say so?
02:40Didn't I say so?
02:40What?
02:41Mr. Haroon..
02:41..has been crying with me all night.
02:44What did he say?
02:44He has been begging for you.
02:47I am sorry, man.
02:49Then apologize to him.
02:51Aren't you scared?
02:52Yes, I have begged him.
02:53You did a good thing, right?
02:54Look at him.
02:59Rascals don't know anything.
03:01From nursery to the toilet..
03:03..he has done everything.
03:06Wow, wow, wow.
03:08You took him from the nursery..
03:10I had told you about the nursery.
03:12You will remember it.
03:13Where is it?
03:14Urdu Bazaar.
03:16What is the name of the nursery?
03:18Kasam Book House.
03:21I think they don't even kill people..
03:22..they just bring them to the jail.
03:25Don't do anything stupid.
03:27Ask him.
03:28He has been begging for me all night.
03:32He is a cruel man, sir.
03:33I know him.
03:35He has been begging for me many times.
03:41Oh!
03:44Pallavi, you taught Munshi Premchand.
03:48Now teach Munshi Asatal.
03:52Listen to me.
03:53You are not a goon, I think, you are a well-educated man.
03:56Who are you?
03:57In the darkness of night..
03:59..with cream on my hair..
04:01..I taught him songs.
04:03When you came why did you sing?
04:07There isn't anyone who doesn't sing..
04:09He will become Kopa Hane Raat.
04:12He has worked hard for 14 years.
04:15In what way?
04:16He had a binding on a closed road.
04:19Okay.
04:20I am Mushtaq Ahmed, Jiu-Jitsu Physicist.
04:24When people swear by Ghalib, they don't get scared.
04:28Mr. Haroon, he has a blackhead.
04:30What?
04:31He has a blackhead on his face.
04:33No, no. It's a problem.
04:35It's a problem.
04:37Be in your limits.
04:39Hey, hey, hey.
04:42You know what I say to you?
04:43What?
04:50What kind of an item is he?
04:53Your teacher..
04:54He loves me so much.
04:55It's time for your teacher to get slapped.
04:58You are an educated man.
05:01You don't know that I was being abused in the city.
05:04We don't know that.
05:05I was caught by the police.
05:06He is an educated man.
05:08He is an educated man.
05:09Is this how you behave with people?
05:10What?
05:10I didn't say anything to you.
05:11I will tell you when you come out.
05:13Look at him.
05:16He looks like a respectable man.
05:17Okay, look.
05:19You think that he is respectable.
05:22Or this is the way to talk.
05:23Actually, your system is upside down.
05:26How is it upside down?
05:27It's upside down in the sense that..
05:29Brother, you are here.
05:31You can have tea.
05:32No, no. It's a direct fight.
05:33It's okay.
05:34Let's go.
05:36No, no.
05:37Sit here.
05:38What?
05:40Look, he is craving for his shoes.
05:44Oh, man!
05:49Listen to me.
05:50Don't try to pose yourself.
05:55He is talking in English in the morning.
05:58I think you are an educated man.
06:00But how did you come here in this disguise?
06:05Mr. Arun, when I met Faiz..
06:10Give him a beating. He will leave.
06:18When I met Ghalib..
06:20Yes.
06:21..I became his fan.
06:23Oh, my!
06:25Believe me, I used to dance all the time.
06:31I used to sleep after studying.
06:33He is scared.
06:35I became a bad man, Mr. Arun.
06:37How did you become a bad man?
06:37My mother used to tell me one thing.
06:39You won't be a bad man all your life.
06:42Shut up. Let me speak first.
06:46My mother used to tell me one thing, Mr. Arun.
06:48I don't want to tell you that I am your mother.
06:51My mother used to tell me one thing.
06:54Didn't you understand?
06:55What did you say?
06:59Look at him. He is talking nonsense.
07:03Mr. Arun.
07:03Yes.
07:04If you are so unfair, how can a poet become a good man?
07:07We are very sensitive people.
07:09I will shed blood and bring dead bodies here.
07:12Oh, my! How?
07:14I will do poetry like this.
07:16What a useless man!
07:18Do you see the knife in my teacher's hand?
07:20Yes.
07:21He can write on it too.
07:22Yes.
07:24Okay, the one which is written on trees.
07:26Yes.
07:27S plus L.
07:29You must have heard that a pen's wound is very deep.
07:32Yes.
07:32Look, if you don't like it, I will keep the knife.
07:36Okay, your mother was telling me something.
07:37Please explain.
07:38My mother used to tell me one thing.
07:40Listen, is this an international TV
07:41or have we come here to talk about media?
07:47Viewers, this is a small break.
07:49You will enjoy it after the break.
07:50Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya.