Tabedar Abid Badmash ka Haroon Rafiq say Khatarnak Mukalma
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Tabedar Abid Badmash ka Haroon Rafiq say Khatarnak Mukalma
Tabedar Abid Badmash ka Haroon Rafiq say Khatarnak Mukalma
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00:00Welcome back, viewers. I'm Irza.
00:02And now it's time to go to the audience.
00:04Let's go to them.
00:05No one should leave their feet.
00:08Why? Are you Chutney?
00:11I'm a naughty, hostile man.
00:13Do you want to cut the Mafroori?
00:17Are you a naughty or a homely man?
00:19I'm from outside the house.
00:22Yes.
00:24Brother, this is a barber shop, not a barber shop.
00:27Brother, this is a barber shop, not a barber shop.
00:30It's closed today.
00:32Put the knife down.
00:33Okay.
00:36What a naughty man!
00:39Brother, this is a show of smartness.
00:41Why have you come here?
00:42I know.
00:43That's why I've come to work with you.
00:46I want you to hire great actors.
00:50I don't want to face my enemies anymore.
00:54Okay.
00:55I don't want to face my enemies anymore.
00:59Brother, your shoes look like cat's paws.
01:02Hey!
01:03I had to change it.
01:05I didn't know cats have claws on their paws.
01:08He's a naughty man.
01:09He's a naughty man.
01:11Give me something.
01:13Who's the director of this show?
01:15We're all directors. Tell us what you want.
01:18I don't want to face my enemies anymore.
01:24Assume that your enemies are standing in front of you.
01:27Yes.
01:27You want to tell them that you'll kill them.
01:29How will you tell them?
01:30I'll kill them.
01:33Put the knife down.
01:34Okay.
01:35You won't be able to control yourself.
01:37Put the knife down.
01:40Say it again.
01:42I'll kill them.
01:44Control your tongue.
01:46Okay.
01:49Why do you stop?
01:51Sir, training is also a thing.
01:55And..
01:57He's Ampat Mazini.
01:58Okay.
01:59Don't you recognize him?
02:00Who is he?
02:00He used to say this on TV.
02:02What?
02:02Please forgive me.
02:04I won't do it again.
02:06After hearing my name..
02:08..the whole of Punjab is in shock.
02:11What's your name?
02:12Shera Lovely.
02:13What?
02:15Have you ever killed anyone in your life?
02:17No, sister.
02:18He's so scared that he doesn't even shoot a bullet in Ludo.
02:21Why don't you shoot a bullet in Ludo?
02:23Sir, training is also a thing.
02:27Listen to me.
02:28First, change your name.
02:30If you're Lovely, then you're not Robdab.
02:33Keep your name Shera Dhansu.
02:35And tell your enemies your name.
02:37My name is Shera Dhansu.
02:41Shut up.
02:43Okay.
02:46Listen to me.
02:47This is a great memory.
02:48What are you wearing around your neck?
02:50I'll teach you a lesson.
02:53I'm your enemy.
02:55Pick it up.
02:56Come on, sir.
02:57Let's fight.
02:59This is training.
03:03Listen to me.
03:04I'm your enemy.
03:05Okay?
03:06Practice a little.
03:07No.
03:07You don't have to put the knife down.
03:09And you don't have to say, okay.
03:10You don't have to do this.
03:12Okay.
03:13Forget about your training.
03:14Let's talk to each other.
03:16Okay.
03:17Don't come back to our area.
03:21Come on.
03:22Stop it.
03:23Stop it.
03:24I told you to forget about training.
03:27You don't get killed all your life
03:28if you point out a bad boy.
03:34Your situation has taught your bad boy a lesson.
03:40Do one thing.
03:42I'm your enemy.
03:44You don't have to say, okay.
03:45You don't have to listen to me.
03:47Okay?
03:48Do you understand?
03:49You don't have to listen to me.
03:51Okay.
03:51And you tell me
03:53that if you don't leave
03:56you'll lose your dead body.
03:57If you don't leave
04:00you'll lose your dead body.
04:02You'll lose your dead body, not mine.
04:04Really?
04:07You're the enemy of the area.
04:11You can't say what you've been through
04:13all your life.
04:16Why do you agree so soon?
04:18And why do you get upset?
04:20Mr. Badar.
04:21Yes.
04:22It's part of our upbringing
04:24that if someone talks more than us
04:26Yes.
04:27we don't answer back.
04:28Yes, that's why when someone misbehaves
04:30we ask them to give us their identification card.
04:34But I don't have a bigger house than yours.
04:37Yes, it's possible that your parents
04:40have taught you to respect elders.
04:41Okay.
04:41So, you must be younger than the deceased.
04:43Deceased, hug him.
04:45Hey!
04:46If you come in front of me again
04:48I'll break your bones.
04:50I don't like young boys.
04:55You're the enemy.
04:56I'm enjoying it.
05:01Sir, I have a shopper in my pocket.
05:03Give it to me.
05:05It's yours.
05:06Just a second.
05:06Why are you talking to him?
05:09First he, now the shopper.
05:12Look at his face.
05:13No one calls him Roti Khanda.
05:15People call him brother.
05:16But he's like, just look at me.
05:19He was eating roti a few times.
05:20I swear, it's true.
05:22What?
05:22I made him eat naan.
05:24I poured water on his face
05:25and then he came here.
05:30The bigger his face is
05:32he can't say that he won't touch his face.
05:34Because the bigger his face is
05:35he can't touch his legs.
05:37He can't even say that he has a small face.
05:42The two of you are sitting face to face.
05:43He looks like a lemon for me.
05:49Go home.
05:49Your mother is cutting vegetables
05:50and you're sitting here
05:51doing mischief.
05:52Okay.
05:53Come here.
05:54Listen to me.
05:56Who will do mischief with him?
05:58He's a good mischief maker.
06:02Do you think the mischief makers you're fighting
06:04haven't been beaten up yet?
06:06Look at the mischief makers.
06:08They're cutting here.
06:09They don't even know how to cut a shaved blade.
06:12We didn't take any precautions.
06:17What's your target?
06:18What will you do when your soul
06:19falls on the enemies?
06:21I will capture their land.
06:24Why will you do that?
06:25It was our ancestors' land.
06:27Okay, let's do this.
06:29Assume that they've reached the land
06:32and I'm the enemy
06:33whom you want to scare.
06:35Come here and say
06:36that you don't want to listen to me.
06:38Mischief maker,
06:40you don't want to listen to me.
06:42Okay.
06:42Okay?
06:43You don't want to listen to me.
06:46I'm the enemy, mischief maker.
06:48And you'll say
06:50that I'm standing here
06:53and no one's father can scare me.
06:56I'll stand here.
06:57I've captured this land
06:58and you're here to make it live.
07:00Okay, mischief maker?
07:01When a son says something,
07:03what are you fighting for?
07:05Listen to me.
07:07I'm not saying anything to you.
07:09Okay.
07:09You're standing on the land.
07:12Now, whatever I say to you
07:13because I'm the enemy,
07:14you won't listen to me.
07:16Do you understand what I'm saying?
07:17Yes.
07:17Okay.
07:18Now, say that
07:19I'm standing here
07:22and no one's father
07:24can scare me.
07:26I'm standing here
07:29and no one's father
07:32can scare me.
07:34Sit down quietly.
07:38Okay.
07:43Okay, one thing.
07:44It's important for mischief.
07:45I've seen the police station and the court.
07:47The house is on fire.
07:48There's a fire in the kitchen.
07:50The policeman's mobile is switched off.
07:51Really?
07:52Yes.
07:53What kind of police station is this?
07:55It's red and blue.
07:57The police station is on TV
07:59and the mischief maker is on TV.
08:02You're a cute mischief maker.
08:04You don't need to be mischievous.
08:06Mr. Agha, you're a senior artist.
08:08I request you to help the kid.
08:10Please help him.
08:12What's your enemy's name?
08:13Shamsher.
08:14Okay, Mr. Agha is Shamsher.
08:16He'll threaten you.
08:18You've to fight him.
08:20Please help him.
08:22You threaten your enemy first.
08:24Hey, Shamsher!
08:27I'll teach you a lesson.
08:30You won't be able to count.
08:32I'm not feeling well.
08:34Otherwise, I'll teach you a lesson.
08:37Uncle Shamsher, what's wrong with you?
08:44Please give the mic to the audience.
08:46My question is
08:47if the barter system starts instead of money
08:50what will Mr. Goga buy for one show?
08:52This is a very good question.
08:54Very good.
08:55This is a very good question.
08:56If Goga doesn't have money and it's a barter system
08:59and he gives you a cell phone and buys you food
09:02what will you do?
09:02What will you buy for one show?
09:04I'll buy him shoes.
09:04What?
09:06I'll buy him shoes.
09:07He's asking about one show, not two.
09:10You want to get your hair done instead of one show.
09:12No, I'll just get my hair done.
09:13I already have my hair done.
09:15I'll buy him Rs. 150,000 for one show.
09:17I don't have money.
09:19I don't have money.
09:20I don't have money.
09:20I don't have money.
09:21No.
09:22It'll take time for one show.
09:23What time will it start?
09:28Next.
09:29What's the question?
09:30Goga eats half of his food
09:32and he's not feeling well for three days.
09:34Yes.
09:35Greetings.
09:36Greetings.
09:37My name is Fauzia.
09:38Yes.
09:39My question is to Mr. Salim.
09:41Yes.
09:42He's done a lot of things
09:43but what's the most dangerous thing he's done in his life?
09:46What's the most dangerous thing he's done in his life
09:48apart from being born?
09:49What?
09:50What?
09:50He's fought a very dangerous battle 15-16 years ago.
09:56No, not that.
09:56Not the one that happens.
09:59What's the most dangerous thing he's done?
10:01The daring thing.
10:01There's no dangerous thing, sir.
10:03No, there's no dangerous thing.
10:04He's been safe all his life.
10:06He's sitting in front of me with a knife.
10:09Let me watch.
10:10He'll tell me what to do.
10:14You tell me what to do.
10:16I'll talk to you again if you don't do it.
10:20He was saying something to someone.
10:22What?
10:22He said, kill me with your blade.
10:26Okay, next.
10:28Greetings.
10:29Greetings.
10:30My name is Mahnoor.
10:31Yes.
10:31I'll tell you a poetry.
10:32Yes, tell us.
10:34Let life be in solitude.
10:37Yes.
10:37Let the talks of loyalty be in thoughts.
10:40In reality, the heart breaks when you try.
10:43Let this love, friendship and love be in books.
10:49What happened?
10:50Did you break your sister's back?
10:53My grandma.
10:58Okay, it's time for music.
11:00We have Fariha Kamal with us.
11:02Let's listen to a great song from her.
11:14Viewers, this was today's show.
11:16We'll meet you in the next show.
11:18Take care.
11:19Goodbye.