Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 17th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:21Friends, it is said that he is a very good man who fulfills all his responsibilities.
00:27Imagine a scenario where you are standing on the edge of a mountain and a child comes running from behind.
00:34You know that there is a ravine ahead of you and you let the child go.
00:38You keep staring at him silently.
00:40God forbid, if the child gets hurt and his parents come and ask you why you didn't stop him
00:47and you answer that it was your responsibility and not mine.
00:51Then think about what kind of a person you will be.
00:54What will people say about you?
00:56How humble will you be?
00:59Even though it is true that it was not your responsibility.
01:02Similarly, the month that is passing and what you have to see is that
01:06just fulfilling your responsibilities does not give a person a pocket.
01:11It is not enough for a human being.
01:13To be a human being, if you want to be called an Ashraf ul Makhluqat,
01:19then it is important to look around you.
01:22Those who need you, those who you can fulfill,
01:26those who are in trouble, those who you can solve,
01:29those who are going to the ravine,
01:31those who you can stop,
01:33you should move forward for them.
01:35You should help them.
01:36You should work hard with your money, life and wealth.
01:39You should help people.
01:41You should do more than your responsibilities.
01:43Then you have the right to be called a human being.
01:46Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:49Today, we will take you to a restaurant
01:51and see the condition of people during Iftar.
01:57Sir, would you like to try something in the desert?
01:59The food is very good.
02:01This is the first time we are eating in a restaurant.
02:03We are enjoying a lot.
02:04Thank you so much.
02:05Sir, this is a buffet. Your legs are not broken.
02:10Listen to me.
02:11First of all, does anyone say this to a customer or a client?
02:15Our regular customers have come today.
02:17What do you mean by our regular customers have come today?
02:20Sir, they used to pass by our restaurant daily.
02:23Today, they have tried it for the first time.
02:25How is the food here?
02:26The food is very good, sir.
02:27The success of the restaurant is due to the returning customers.
02:30Yes, exactly.
02:31It is not enough if someone comes once.
02:33Why have you made mutton zafrani purda?
02:36Sir, it is fresh.
02:37Okay, okay.
02:39What is there?
02:40There is naan, chicken fried rice,
02:42korma, mutton zafrani, samosa, pakora, salad, dessert.
02:47What is the cost of this?
02:48Sir, it is 1895 plus tax.
02:50How much is 1895 plus tax?
02:53Sir, it is around 5500 rupees.
02:55What?
02:56How much tax?
02:57What tax do you add to it?
02:58Sir, we add the service charges.
03:01You have 3,000 service charges.
03:04Sir, it is around that.
03:05Wow, wow, wow.
03:06And is the food good?
03:07It is very good, sir.
03:08And why shouldn't it be good?
03:10Our ma'am herself is a chef.
03:12Okay, are you the owner of this restaurant?
03:14Yes, exactly.
03:15I am the owner here.
03:16Are you a chef yourself?
03:17I am a sous chef.
03:18Okay, okay, okay.
03:19So you are managing everything.
03:20Yes, exactly.
03:21This is a very good thing.
03:22Women should be in the business.
03:23Since when have you opened this restaurant?
03:25I have just opened something new.
03:26I mean, it must have been 5-6 years.
03:285-6 years?
03:29This is also new?
03:30You know, in this business, you need 30 years.
03:33Okay, the restaurant that takes out 5 years, that works.
03:36Yes, yes.
03:37This means that it will work.
03:38But I don't see any rush today.
03:40Sir, it was closed for 5 years.
03:41Why?
03:42It was made 5 years ago.
03:43It was closed, sir.
03:44Okay, okay.
03:45It is also new.
03:46Renovation was going on, sir.
03:47Okay.
03:48Renovation was going on as soon as it was made.
03:50Okay, you are at the reception as well.
03:51You are a chef here.
03:52And I feel that sometimes you give lectures to the customers.
03:55Why do you feel so?
03:56The rostrum in front of you is like this.
03:59It feels like you are giving a lecture.
04:01Yes, I was very fond of becoming a teacher.
04:04But time and circumstances made me the owner of this restaurant.
04:08I am equal to you in your sorrows.
04:13Hey, have you brought mutton saffron oil?
04:15Sir, it is fresh.
04:16You please sit.
04:17You try these fritters in the meantime.
04:23And drink a lot of water along with it.
04:25It will come fresh in the meantime.
04:27You understand this trick of buffets, right?
04:30That by giving fritters and water in the beginning.
04:34Running this buffet is like a game of chess.
04:36You are right.
04:37They have an idea that we have to keep the spinach.
04:40Absolutely.
04:41The one who ate the spinach will be free.
04:43But he will eat two naans along with the spinach.
04:46Come father.
04:47I am here, son.
04:48Father, take care.
04:49Greetings.
04:50You are taking my attention away.
04:52Come father, take care.
04:53Come here.
04:54Come here, son.
04:55Come.
04:56Sit here.
04:57Come here, father.
04:58Come here, son.
04:59Come here.
05:00Excuse me.
05:01Yes.
05:02Table for three.
05:03Okay, you are three people.
05:04Yes.
05:05We were waiting for you.
05:09After seeing you, it feels like spring has come to our restaurant.
05:13Fritters, samosas, curd, korma.
05:17Their aromas have taken over your aromas.
05:20Uncle, these talks have spoilt my reputation.
05:24I am in a hurry.
05:25Make me sit somewhere quickly.
05:27Yes, yes, absolutely.
05:28There is a couplet on this.
05:30What?
05:31The fate of the people is in the hands of the people.
05:34The fate of the people is in the hands of the people.
05:37Uncle, this is Mr. Muneer Nihari's restaurant.
05:44Abid.
05:45Yes, ma'am.
05:46Make him sit on table number 50.
05:48Sure, ma'am.
05:49Please come.
05:50This is a very good thing.
05:51He has table number 49 and 50.
05:54We will put the rest later.
05:56Sit, brother.
05:57Make me sit here, uncle.
05:59Please come.
06:01Thank you so much.
06:04Please, please.
06:05Sorry.
06:07Dad.
06:08Yes.
06:09Have it cold.
06:10What?
06:11I mean, have it hot.
06:13I need a car for these words.
06:16Brother, where is mutton saffron?
06:18It is fresh.
06:19You eat this samosa in such a short time.
06:21How long will it take?
06:22And drink this hot water, God willing.
06:26Hello, everyone.
06:28I am here again with my new vlog.
06:30Today, I will make you review Star Cafe.
06:33We have come here for a buffet.
06:35And my husband and my father-in-law are with me.
06:38Ma'am, you open the camera everywhere.
06:40So, you are also in the camera, right?
06:42Ma'am, Mr. Haroon and my wife start making vlogs everywhere.
06:46Content. Content.
06:47You were telling me, why don't you talk to mom and dad.
06:50Whenever I start talking to them, I start making videos.
06:54Okay, dear.
06:55Is there any monthly income?
06:57Money.
06:58Dollars.
06:59Is it?
07:00Yes.
07:01Give me half the money.
07:03What will you do with this money?
07:04Give it to me.
07:05Don't take your money from me.
07:06Dear, I have three to four mansions.
07:09Yes.
07:10I have 75 bungalows.
07:11Four cars.
07:12I couldn't make anything in life.
07:14Three to four mansions?
07:15And only?
07:16Yes.
07:17Didn't you see my food?
07:20You are very funny.
07:21Really?
07:22If you are serious about making vlogs,
07:24let me also be funny.
07:25Take all the fun to yourself.
07:27I told you, our samosas have arrived.
07:30Did you put saffron on them?
07:35Dad, I will get food for you.
07:36I have got it.
07:37It's been so long.
07:38Come on, guys.
07:39We are going to get food.
07:40And we will also prepare a plate for dad.
07:42And we will also prepare a plate for ourselves.
07:44Come on.
07:45Come on.
07:46We had to park the car properly.
07:48It's a park.
07:49It's so crowded.
07:50I brought a lot of stuff.
07:51It's okay.
07:52There are a lot of people outside.
07:53I have brought a lot of stuff.
07:54I have brought a lot of stuff.
07:55I have brought a lot of stuff.
07:56I have brought a lot of stuff.
07:57Come, dear.
07:58Come.
07:59Bring a plate for me as well.
08:00Dad, he says it's self service.
08:04This is the plate.
08:05Go and get it.
08:06Okay.
08:07Oh God.
08:08They are recording him.
08:09You are also part of my vlog.
08:11This will become long.
08:12I will have to spend time there.
08:14We will fast forward.
08:16Dad, don't waste time.
08:17We have got food.
08:18Let's bring it.
08:19We don't need to slow motion dad's walk.
08:23We are three persons.
08:24Give me a good table.
08:25I need to chat a little.
08:26Welcome.
08:27Hello.
08:28Sir, your visit to our restaurant is a source of pride and joy.
08:33No, no, no.
08:34It's neither a source of pride nor joy.
08:37Sir, first of all, tell me,
08:40would you like to have a buffet or a la carte?
08:43No, no, no. I think there's no need to cut it like this.
08:46No, no, we won't cut it like that.
08:47A la carte.
08:48Would you like to order or a buffet?
08:50No, buffet. Buffet.
08:51No, no, a la carte.
08:52Someone has already cut it like that.
08:55Ma'am, what all is there in your buffet?
08:56There's a lot of things in the buffet.
08:58There's a couplet on this.
08:59Yes, yes. Please recite it.
09:00Your intoxicating mind is not on the dome of the Qasr-e-Sultani.
09:04Yes, yes.
09:05You are the Shaheen of the mountains.
09:10There you go.
09:11You have to go to Malam Jabba to have food.
09:14Sir, please give me some food.
09:15You have forgotten to eat in a good hotel.
09:17Sir, I was thinking the same.
09:18I forgot to bring some food.
09:21Bring some food. It's in front of your stomach.
09:22Sir, poetry won't fill my stomach.
09:25Give me the table quickly.
09:26Come on, hurry up.
09:27Right now, table number 49 and table number 50 are full.
09:33Come on, put it on number 48.
09:35That's not there.
09:35Put it on number 51.
09:37That's also not there.
09:38Sir, put it on number 51.
09:40No, there are only two tables.
09:41And you said 49 and 59.
09:43Where are the other tables?
09:45We have to import the food.
09:47Here you go.
09:49What?
09:50I thought you brought spices.
09:53What?
09:54Put it there.
09:55I'll go and get it.
09:57Guys, dad is suffering from Pullandi's disease.
09:59This is the latest news.
10:03Come on, eat here.
10:04Yes.
10:05Okay, until the tables are free, you'll have to wait.
10:10Please be seated.
10:11Okay, you're a sous chef.
10:13Yes, of course.
10:13And you're in charge of management, business and entrepreneurship.
10:18But where does this Urdu come from?
10:21I don't know what to say.
10:21Yes.
10:22He's sitting alone.
10:24Yes.
10:25He wants the tables to be free.
10:27Come on.
10:28Table number four.
10:29How do you learn Urdu? You didn't tell me.
10:31Mr. Haroon, I've done my PhD in Urdu.
10:34Okay.
10:35I always wanted to become a teacher in a government school.
10:39Okay.
10:40But look at my fate.
10:43Today, I've become the owner of a big restaurant in this city.
10:49Dad, yesterday, I ate food from this hotel.
10:51And this year, there were insects.
10:53Insects?
10:56But there's no one here.
10:58I think he's gone to Pune again.
11:02I came here four days ago.
11:03Yes.
11:05But there's no one here.
11:06I've been here for at least half an hour.
11:09Oh, no.
11:10No one's here.
11:11Come on, let's go.
11:13No one's here.
11:14Okay, we'll come when we have to.
11:16Come on, eat.
11:19Let's go.
11:21Jauji, you thought we have to eat here?
11:23Yes.
11:24Everyone's here, sir.
11:25Oh, no.
11:26Sir.
11:28I'm not here.
11:32Let me tell you.
11:33If you want to die, you have to suffer.
11:38Sir, there was a guy sitting alone to eat Samosas.
11:41I see.
11:42He died because he got hurt.
11:43What?
11:44Here?
11:44Yes.
11:45Never mind, sir.
11:46I'm still sitting here.
11:48This time he has brought a glass from your car.
11:51What?
11:51Yes.
11:53Sir, the mutton saffron is ready.
11:55Come. Come.
11:56Come.
11:57Sit, brother.
11:58Why are you so angry?
11:59Look, you have made that man run away by lying.
12:02Brother, he left because of the glass.
12:05He is not scared of death.
12:07He is right.
12:07Brother, how do you cook such delicious food?
12:11You eat the food and think about me.
12:13I had brought naan earlier.
12:16Okay, so you think you brought naan.
12:18Come on.
12:19Come. Let's start.
12:20Look at him.
12:20He is eating naan in front of us.
12:22Self-service.
12:24I am in trouble.
12:26Give it to me.
12:27Hello, madam. Madam.
12:28Why are you making our video?
12:30Madam, this is not right.
12:31Don't make my video.
12:32I am telling you.
12:33What are you doing?
12:34My father has...
12:35Is it wrong that you are making my friend's video?
12:38Is it?
12:39Listen to me.
12:40Guys, I am being misbehaved with on camera.
12:43Why are you hitting me?
12:45People are misbehaving with me.
12:46Why are you hitting my mother?
12:48Why are you hitting me?
12:50Our business is doing well.
12:52People will get an impression.
12:53What kind of business is this?
12:55Sir, leave it.
12:57Sir, let's not fight.
12:59Sir, let's not fight.
13:00Guys, today is my vlog.
13:02Leave it. I am apologizing.
13:04Guys, he is apologizing.
13:05They are fools.
13:06Sir, please.
13:07Wait. Don't apologize.
13:08She is a woman.
13:09Apologize.
13:10Please, sir.
13:11Remember, I have brought naan.
13:14Sir, please.
13:15Sir, you are a saint.
13:17Sir, please sit down.
13:19I have brought naan for you.
13:20I have brought naan for you.
13:22But the people here...
13:23I don't like this cafe.
13:24Sorry.
13:25Please, I am telling you.
13:26That's enough.
13:27You go and eat.
13:28We will do our work.
13:29I am telling you.
13:30That's enough.
13:31For my sake.
13:32Don't you dare...
13:32Leave my face.
13:33Don't you dare comment about me.
13:35Leave my face.
13:37Don't comment about me.
13:39Don't comment about me.
13:40You are talking nonsense.
13:41Get lost.
13:41I don't need anyone's help.
13:44I will give you my number.
13:4632373.
13:48This is my number.
13:49And remember.
13:50Remember, we are three friends.
13:53Yes.
13:56Mr. Haroon.
13:57He is too old to curse.
13:59Yes.
14:00Please.
14:00Rukhsana, I felt as if I had brought korma twice.
14:04I didn't bring it.
14:05I don't remember.
14:05If you didn't get hurt, you would have brought it twice.
14:08No.
14:09I had brought korma with naan.
14:11Give it to me.
14:12Please, sir.
14:13Brother.
14:14Yes.
14:15Where is the mutton saffron?
14:17Sir, please sit.
14:18It is fresh.
14:20It is fresh.
14:20Sir, please sit.
14:21You eat fritters for so long.
14:24I have already eaten.
14:25I think you didn't have proper water with you.
14:28I had fritters with goat.
14:30I didn't have water.
14:31Please sit, sir.
14:33Sir, it is Rs. 5000.
14:34I had gone to the market.
14:35Sir, I know.
14:36It is fresh.
14:38Mr. Haroon.
14:39Yes.
14:40Why do I feel as if I have seen it before?
14:46Sir, this saffron..
14:48Yes, sir.
14:48Where do I keep it?
14:50Sir, it will be here in a while.
14:50Pappu, get fresh mutton saffron.
14:53Hold this. I will get Pappu.
14:55It is coming.
14:57Sir, please.
14:58I will get it right away.
14:59Sir, you eat fritters and drink water.
15:02Get me saffron, please.
15:04Sir, it is fresh.
15:05You eat fritters and drink water.
15:07How many fritters have you eaten?
15:09We are dead.
15:10There was a competition in the fair.
15:12Sir, I will get it right away.
15:13Please.
15:14I will get it right away.
15:15Sir, you have a nice sweet chutney.
15:18Yes, sir.
15:18The one with potatoes.
15:19Get that for me.
15:20Pappu, get sweet potato chutney.
15:23I think Pappu is a snake in everything.
15:26Sir, there is no service here.
15:28I will definitely help you.
15:30He has taken the plate again.
15:32Mr. Haroon, you are very funny.
15:35What happened?
15:36I felt as if I have come here for sweets.
15:39You have said this three times.
15:42For sweets.
15:43Yes.
15:44He is right.
15:46I think he talks but doesn't work.
15:50Salim.
15:50Yes.
15:52Tell me something.
15:53What?
15:55Is the food on your side today?
15:56Because we have fed you two days.
15:58Tell me if you were going to make me cry.
16:02Wasn't it his turn today?
16:04No, no.
16:04Who made you cry? I did.
16:06When I called you, you were crying.
16:09You don't know that we made you cry.
16:10You didn't tell me that you were going to have food.
16:13The food..
16:13What is this?
16:15Tell me first.
16:16Tell me first.
16:16I have a nice sweet chutney at home.
16:20I don't know the price.
16:21But let me see how much money I have to pay.
16:23Salim, you have to pay the money.
16:24I have already made you cry.
16:26I don't have money.
16:28I will get it when you sleep.
16:29Uncle, I will get it now.
16:34Excuse me.
16:42I remember someone with whom I became business in..
16:47Tell me. What happened?
16:48Sir, I don't know.
16:49I won't remember anything.
16:50My sisters-in-law won't know.
16:51When thieves come here, they risk losing their lives.
16:57Sir, they told me to bring you to the restaurant.
17:00No, sir, this..
17:01Sir, the supervisor is here.
17:03Sir, lunch is here. Why do you want to eat?
17:29What kind of supervisor is he?
17:31I think he will surely deduct our salary.
17:36Sir, what does the supervisor want to do?
17:38He wants us to check in the tank.
17:43Here, have some saffron.
17:44Listen, don't worry.
17:45It's fresh.
17:47You are going to eat fresh?
17:48Have you eaten fritters?
17:49You have so much money in your pocket.
17:52Give me my money.
17:53You give me, I give you.
17:54No, I am your brother-in-law.
17:55What do you mean?
17:56Don't you eat?
17:57I don't care if you don't give me money.
17:59You have such a big house.
18:01No one understands this.
18:03We eat and drink as per God's will.
18:05There is no problem with money.
18:06Really?
18:07Yes.
18:08You used to feed me twice a day.
18:11Yes.
18:12Now I don't feel like doing it anymore.
18:15Sir, I agree that everyone is busy in this time.
18:17No one has time.
18:18But a person should spend some time.
18:20Otherwise, he will say, you gave me food.
18:24Come, let's go.
18:25Listen to me.
18:27Why have I brought you here?
18:28Why?
18:28Zafrani mutton is available only here in Lahore.
18:34Is it famous?
18:35Yes.
18:36If you eat Zafrani mutton once in your life..
18:40Zafrani is here too?
18:42It turns red.
18:44Zafrani mutton is like Zafrani's grave.
18:49Do you know?
18:51You have brought me to a hotel.
18:53You have brought me to a hotel.
18:56No, I have eaten here.
18:58You are not going to cook Zafrani.
19:00Sir, I am fresh.
19:02Eat these fritters and drink water.
19:04Drink water?
19:06You are dead.
19:07You don't have a lion here.
19:09There is a poem on this.
19:11Go ahead.
19:11This is better than death.
19:16The risk you come from is better than flight.
19:19You are talking about death.
19:24You are frauds.
19:25What happened?
19:26You brought me to the police station.
19:28What happened then?
19:29I went to the police station.
19:31I filed a report.
19:32They asked for my number.
19:34I remember I don't have a car.
19:37He doesn't have a car.
19:38I swear, he doesn't have Zafrani.
19:42He doesn't have a car.
19:44He doesn't have Zafrani.
19:46I don't believe him.
19:52Viewers, you take a break.
19:54We will meet after the break.
19:55Listen to me.
19:56You like to roam around.
19:58Is your uncle dead?
20:00Yes.
20:00Didn't you see me there?
20:04I will stitch your suits.
20:06I won't take your money.
20:08I will handover the suits to you.
20:10If you have any problem, I will find your relatives.
20:14I don't need money to find relatives.
20:26Welcome back, viewers.
20:27We just saw that Pakistan achieved a great success.
20:31There was a tournament in Pakistan.
20:33It was the ICC tournament.
20:34After many years.
20:36It was a very positive thing.
20:38But I see one thing in it.
20:40Whenever there were matches, the city would be shocked.
20:43Traffic would be blocked.
20:46Movement due to security.
20:48It is good that there is security.
20:50But I think our rulers should
20:55make a five-star hotel next to every stadium.
21:00It will be beneficial.
21:02There will be only one route.
21:03You take the teams there.
21:05They will get down from there.
21:06They will play matches on the ground.
21:07The rest of the matches can be watched from there.
21:10When there are no matches,
21:13they can earn money from the hotel.
21:15If they make a PCB, they will earn money.
21:18I think this is the job of visionary people.
21:21That's right.
21:21I think we need to broaden our vision.
21:26We need to look far ahead.
21:30Greetings.
21:31Greetings.
21:32Save me.
21:33What happened?
21:34I am in trouble.
21:35A girl is after me.
21:38I don't think there is a girl after you.
21:40No.
21:41Who are you?
21:42I am a tailor master.
21:43What is your name?
21:44Latha master.
21:45Latha master?
21:46Latha tailor master.
21:47Why?
21:48I was a shroud and I was going to get a month's salary.
21:51I was going to tear women's clothes.
21:53Okay.
21:53She was after me.
21:54She said, you are spoiling it.
21:55You haven't stitched anything other than the shroud?
21:57No, brother.
21:58And you took advance money from a girl for the first time?
22:01Yes.
22:02How much?
22:02Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
22:03Oh! Where is the money?
22:05I have spent it.
22:07She has come to stitch clothes for you.
22:08I had stitched one suit.
22:09It was hot.
22:10She said, what did you stitch?
22:12I have 3-4 more of those.
22:15Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
22:17You are taking advance money for the rest of your life.
22:19Son, you have never stitched.
22:20You have taken advance money for the rest of your life.
22:22Okay, where is she?
22:23Where is the woman?
22:24She was after me.
22:24She asked me to sit here.
22:25Sit. Sit. Sit.
22:27You are the tailor master.
22:28You are the tailor master.
22:29We will stitch clothes for her.
22:30Should I say this?
22:31Yes.
22:31Okay. Sit. Sit.
22:32She is coming inside.
22:34She is asking me to save her.
22:35How long will you stay?
22:38Get a chair.
22:39You want me to sit on a chair?
22:40Yes.
22:40Brother, I am poor.
22:43Get a chair for him.
22:44He is sitting on the floor.
22:45No, brother. I am fine.
22:46I am sure.
22:47What will the relatives say?
22:48No. No. Sit. Sit.
22:49I am fed up of sitting on a chair.
22:51Whose house is this?
22:52Sit there.
22:53Greetings.
22:54Greetings.
22:55Is there a tailor master?
22:57Yes.
22:58Okay.
22:59Mr. Tailor, how are you?
23:01By God's will.
23:02By God's will?
23:03By God's will.
23:06I have given the order to stitch clothes.
23:08What happened?
23:08He thinks that he will stitch clothes for me.
23:12And I will sit comfortably.
23:13I have given him 1.5 lakhs to stitch clothes.
23:16All the people from Sadqabad have come.
23:17What does the people from Sadqabad have to do with clothes?
23:20I don't know anything about life.
23:22What?
23:23Let's go to the fair.
23:25I don't know anything about life.
23:27I don't even know how to stitch clothes.
23:29Why? What did you do?
23:29Come and stitch clothes for me.
23:30I can't do it with my hands.
23:32You keep it there.
23:33I have become a tailor.
23:34What?
23:37Which fool is he?
23:40Yes. Yes.
23:40I have made a design for him.
23:42What design is this?
23:43Mom, he is wearing a uniform.
23:45No. No. He has given you the order
23:46to stitch clothes for him.
23:48Listen to me.
23:48You have to bring one here.
23:51You have to stitch one ring and one from here.
23:55Ring?
23:56No. No. He means that when you stitch clothes
24:00for the washerman, you have to stitch clothes for him.
24:01What is this?
24:02No. I have it with me.
24:04He has nothing to do with it.
24:05No. No. Don't color it. It's a sin.
24:09Get a chair for him too.
24:10Ma'am, he means that this is a belt.
24:13Belt. Belt.
24:14It's just one belt. What are the other two?
24:16No. She opens it from time to time.
24:20She opens it.
24:22If she opens it, what will happen if she doesn't?
24:24The one who gets the groom and the bride ready.
24:28Yes.
24:29Yes. Yes. Yes.
24:29Don't they cut the cloth from the bottom?
24:31I have given him a clean cloth.
24:34Mr. Haroon, what clean cloth?
24:36No. No. You are talking about the dupatta.
24:38It has a hole in it.
24:39Okay. When he..
24:40Okay. This is my partner.
24:42Ma'am, we are clearing him.
24:44We will collect his money and return it to ma'am.
24:48To whom?
24:49He is a poor man.
24:50Sir, listen to me.
24:51Why will we return the money to a fraud?
24:53He has committed a fraud.
24:54He wanted to work. He didn't come in the morning.
24:55Fraud? Fraud?
24:57Sit down. It's okay.
24:58They are all my friends. Sit down.
25:00It's okay.
25:01It's God's will.
25:02Let him take his clothes.
25:04He is a good man.
25:04I can't take his dirty clothes.
25:06Didn't Tanvi tell you to keep your dress clean?
25:10No. I didn't tell her.
25:11I didn't tell her.
25:12It's expensive.
25:14Okay.
25:14You tell me. I will die tomorrow.
25:16I won't face God.
25:17Die?
25:18So, is there a connection between death and leather?
25:20I didn't bring leather.
25:21Die? I came here to get my clothes ironed.
25:23You are talking about dying.
25:25I am asking you something.
25:26You are asking me something.
25:26Have you gone mad?
25:28She is saying that I should keep it clean.
25:29I can't keep it clean.
25:31Yes.
25:31I can't keep it clean.
25:32That's why there is a hole in it.
25:34Who throws dirt on the clothes?
25:36Ma'am, a new design is going on these days.
25:39This is how the name of the shop is.
25:41Because I like tailor masters.
25:44She has brought a suit for me.
25:46She wants me to dye it red.
25:47I said, no, dear.
25:48I will dye it white.
25:50She said, no, I will dye it red.
25:51I said, I will do it red.
25:53But in a day or two, it will be white.
25:56Mr. Haroon, when I went to the measurements..
25:59..they had cut my ears.
26:00Why do you have ears?
26:01I have ears, Mr. Gopal.
26:03That's for the funeral.
26:05I have ears because..
26:08Forget it. I will come straight to you.
26:10I don't think he is a tailor master.
26:11He looks like a tailor master.
26:13There is no button on his shop.
26:15There is no sewing machine.
26:17The shop doesn't look like a shop.
26:19I don't have such things.
26:20I don't have matchboxes.
26:21I don't have phones.
26:22I don't have mushkpoor.
26:23I have only slaps.
26:28Matchboxes, flowers, everything.
26:30Is this a shrine or a shop?
26:32Yes.
26:33She is right.
26:34Tell me something.
26:36When you saw all these things at his shop..
26:39..why did you give him your suit?
26:40I paid for it online.
26:42I googled it. It was in the top rated list.
26:44I visited the shop today.
26:46Why are you so top rated?
26:49There were suits of famous people.
26:51Who?
26:51He was from our village.
26:52Okay.
26:53He had a big business.
26:54Okay.
26:54He died in an accident.
26:57Then?
26:57Why are you giving examples of dead people's suits here?
27:00It's fashion these days. It's a trend.
27:02Really?
27:03It must be.
27:05Uncle, I think the clothes of the funeral..
27:08..are left over.
27:09No, they are not left over.
27:11They are kept inside.
27:12Then where are these clothes left over?
27:15If uncle had such clothes, he would have looked..
27:18..very bad.
27:23Son, make me one.
27:24I will wear the same machine on your face.
27:26Uncle, that's what we want from you.
27:28Yes.
27:28We want to know if you have made your own suit.
27:32Listen to me.
27:33You love to wear clothes.
27:35My uncle died in an accident.
27:37He died.
27:37Didn't you see me there?
27:40Sister, I will stitch all your suits.
27:43I won't take your money.
27:45I will stitch the suits and hand them over to you.
27:47If you have any problem, you can go to your relatives.
27:51I don't need money to go to my relatives.
27:55Sister, I am telling you.
27:57What is my job to go to my relatives?
27:59I don't want to go there.
28:00No, no.
28:01Men don't get injured.
28:02Should I get dressed or should I get up and get dressed?
28:06Now you have understood.
28:09If you want to stitch my suit..
28:11Yes.
28:12..then get me some room.
28:14I am telling you. I will give it to you right now.
28:18What room?
28:19Sister, it's fashion these days.
28:20As an accessory.
28:21We don't know what fashion this is.
28:23He doesn't know anything.
28:25You should get so much beauty from your relatives.
28:28If you look at them, they will say..
28:30..how beautiful you are.
28:31If I get my hands dirty, they won't touch me.
28:33I am very excited.
28:34Come and wear it first.
28:35He doesn't wear it. He wears it from me.
28:37It is kept open.
28:41I don't even like it.
28:43It is falling down from my feet.
28:44It is falling down from your feet.
28:46It is falling down from your feet.
28:50Look, the thing is that your money is lost.
28:53Why?
28:58Okay. Okay.
28:59We will slowly give you the money in installments.
29:02We will return it.
29:03Am I a beggar to ask for money?
29:05Am I here to get a suit stitched?
29:06Where do you live?
29:07Singapore.
29:08Which graveyard do you belong to?
29:10Singapore.
29:11I will reach there. Don't worry.
29:13Why will you reach there?
29:14Sister, it's fashion these days.
29:15As an accessory.
29:18I don't like that guy.
29:20He is not doing his job properly.
29:21Get the mud pot. Come inside.
29:23What are you saying, Mr. Arun?
29:24I don't understand anything.
29:25He is my son. He doesn't listen to me.
29:27He doesn't understand anything.
29:30I will deliver all the clothes to Chandra today.
29:33Just tell me, what time is Chukna?
29:36Chukna?
29:36It won't happen on the second day.
29:38People don't get married on the third day.
29:39Mr. Arun, I don't understand anything.
29:41I think he is hinting at something else.
29:44The thing is that he has always been a shroud.
29:47This is the first time that he has held clothes.
29:49It's the season of heroes.
29:51So he took the money.
29:52You mean to say that you were in a shroud?
29:54Dear, you were going to become a persona.
29:57I am not going to become your face.
29:59You are going to make me a face.
30:00I am not going to become your face.
30:01Oh!
30:03Oh!
30:07Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
30:08You can have fun after the break.
30:10Either I will get a full sleep.
30:13Yes.
30:13Or I will get a lot of hair.
30:16The lawyer is telling his client.
30:19Yes.
30:19Okay, I will get you.
30:20But do one more thing.
30:23Greetings.
30:24Greetings, sir.
30:25What is your name?
30:26Ali Shahan.
30:27Are you also doing law?
30:28Yes, I am doing law.
30:29Yes, sir. Greetings.
30:30Greetings.
30:31What are you doing, sir?
30:32Law.
30:32This is also law.
30:33Law. Law. Law.
30:54Welcome back, viewers.
30:55Now we are going to play a very interesting quiz game.
30:59Yes!
31:03I told him to play.
31:05He is playing with Arzoo.
31:08He is not Arzoo. He is Zartaj.
31:10Zartaj Singh.
31:11Not Zartaj Singh.
31:12Only Zartaj.
31:13Today is your debut.
31:15You don't have to come tomorrow.
31:18I won't come to Hobo. I will come here.
31:19Oh!
31:21Wow!
31:23Greetings.
31:24Greetings.
31:25What is your name?
31:26Ahmed Abdullah Khan.
31:28Ahmed Abdullah Khan.
31:29What do you do?
31:30I am a student of LLP.
31:31Next. Greetings.
31:32Greetings.
31:33How are you?
31:34I am fine. You tell me.
31:35Thank God. What is your name?
31:37Zurez Ishtiaq.
31:38Zurez. Tell us the meaning of this name.
31:40The one who gives light.
31:41Wow! Very good.
31:43I am doing law.
31:43Okay. You are also doing law.
31:44Both of you are lawyers of the future.
31:47Yes, answer the question.
31:48Law.
31:48No, brother. No.
31:49You are very nice. You are our brother.
31:52Greetings.
31:53Greetings.
31:54What is your name?
31:55Ubaidullah Mushtaq.
31:56Not a singer.
31:58Are you a singer too?
32:00Yes, a little.
32:01Oh! Wow!
32:03What do you do?
32:05I am also doing law from Punjabi University Law College.
32:06Sir, first sing something for us.
32:09I think he has kept the face of Buzzer Game.
32:12He too did not become his own.
32:18The heart also went away from his hands.
32:25He too did not become his own.
32:31The heart also went away from his hands.
32:38It was better not to come.
32:48His style of heart.
32:56Wow!
32:58For the first time, I heard this Ghazal in Amresh Puri's voice.
33:02Wow!
33:03Very nice.
33:04It was better not to sing such a song.
33:06The heart.
33:07Even if you don't practice, you will keep singing.
33:12Either get me a full sleep or get me lotion till here.
33:18The lawyer is telling his client.
33:21Okay, I will get you. But do one more thing.
33:25Greetings.
33:26Greetings, sir.
33:27What is your name?
33:28Ali Shahan.
33:29Are you also doing law?
33:30Yes, I am doing law.
33:31Greetings, sir.
33:32Greetings.
33:33How are you, sir?
33:33Alhamdulillah.
33:34What are you doing, sir?
33:35Law.
33:36Your name?
33:37Noman Khan.
33:37Is this also law?
33:38Yes.
33:39Law.
33:42I would like to ask you.
33:43When you chose the law degree, what was going on in your mind?
33:46Why did you choose it?
33:47For the injustice in the society.
33:50There is a lot of injustice.
33:53Okay.
33:53So you thought I should also do a little.
33:54We will do.
33:55Okay.
33:56We will do.
33:57Yes, brother.
33:58Greetings.
33:59Greetings.
33:59What is your name, sir?
34:00Mir Azam Kakkar.
34:01Mir Azam Kakkar.
34:03What do you do? Are you also doing law?
34:04I am doing law.
34:05Wow! We have six future lawyers with us right now.
34:09Let's start with an easy question.
34:11Put your hands on the buzzer.
34:12The question is,
34:14which car doesn't run on the road, on the track or on the ground?
34:20You rang the bell. Yes, sir.
34:21Okay, there can be many answers to one question.
34:25You don't know? Okay.
34:26You just have to say yes or no.
34:28Do you have the answer to the question in your mind?
34:30Do you have the answer to the question in your mind?
34:32Yes.
34:33Okay.
34:33Put your hands on the buzzer.
34:35If I say yes, you have to ring the bell.
34:36If I say no, you don't have to ring the bell.
34:37Okay?
34:38Let's go.
34:39No.
34:40You rang the bell. You answer the question.
34:43A plane.
34:44No.
34:45A plane runs on the road.
34:46A car doesn't run on the road.
34:47It doesn't fly.
34:48A car.
34:48It's a small car.
34:49Do you have the answer?
34:51A car.
34:53It's a car.
34:53A car.
34:54I am talking about a car.
34:55All three of you didn't get the answer.
34:56I will give you a hint.
34:57Put your hands on the buzzer again.
34:59It is said that this car has two human wheels.
35:05You rang the bell first.
35:06A husband and a wife.
35:08Very good.
35:10A husband and a wife.
35:12Which car is it?
35:13A car of life.
35:14No. You answered the question without turning the wheel.
35:17You had already given the answer.
35:19Now you should not be dared.
35:20Dare him, sir.
35:21Yes, you should dare him.
35:23Dare him.
35:23You should dare him.
35:24Dare him.
35:27Come here.
35:30You are a small child.
35:32And the doctor wants to give you an injection.
35:35You are a small child.
35:37And the doctor wants to give you an injection.
35:39And you don't want to get it done.
35:41Okay?
35:42What will you do?
35:43You sit down.
35:45Like a child.
35:46Sit down.
35:47Come on. Don't you want to dance?
35:49Does a child sit like this?
35:50Come on, get up.
35:51Get up. It's 19 o'clock. Get up.
35:54Okay.
35:55Sit down.
35:57Sit comfortably.
35:58Very good.
35:59A child doesn't sit like this.
36:01Then sit like a child.
36:03Lie down.
36:04Lie down. I am coming to give you an injection.
36:06Stay away from me.
36:10Ajay has also brought his father.
36:13Get him an injection, son.
36:15Get him an injection, son.
36:16It's very important.
36:17No. No.
36:18It's very important.
36:19No, sir.
36:20He is a child.
36:21Okay. I forgive you.
36:27Which mother doesn't say anything to her child
36:30even if he is eating a bug?
36:32Yes.
36:35The one who is sleeping will say,
36:36Gungi Ma.
36:38Okay. You didn't get the answer.
36:40One second.
36:41Don't say yes in your mind.
36:42Do you have the answer?
36:43Yes, sir.
36:43Do you also have the answer in your mind?
36:45Do you have the answer in your mind?
36:46Okay. Put your hand on the buzzer.
36:47We will say yes or no.
36:48No.
36:50You said it. You answer.
36:52Murgi.
36:52Murgi.
36:53Yes.
36:54Very good.
36:56Very good.
36:59Who is the one in the world
37:01with whom you can talk
37:03without speaking or gesturing?
37:06Yes.
37:07With myself.
37:08With yourself.
37:09Yes.
37:11I got it.
37:13Very good.
37:15Okay.
37:15The next question is,
37:16which is the light
37:18that doesn't need fire or light to be lit?
37:21Yes.
37:23Very simple.
37:24Light it. Light it.
37:24Okay. You didn't get the answer.
37:25Don't say yes in your mind.
37:27Do you have the answer?
37:28Do you have the answer in your mind?
37:29Do you have the answer?
37:30Put your hand on the buzzer.
37:30We will say yes or no.
37:31Yes.
37:32You said it. You answer.
37:34The light of the mind.
37:35The light of the mind.
37:36Very good.
37:37Very simple.
37:38Very good.
37:40Which animal is it that you can touch
37:43but not touch its hands and legs?
37:45You said it first.
37:47Snake.
37:48Snake.
37:48Very good.
37:49Very good. You got two points.
37:51Very good.
37:52You both are..
37:53You both are not answering.
37:55You should answer like you dance at the square.
37:59Okay. This is the last question.
38:00The one who answers correctly will win.
38:03Okay.
38:04Where are the fairies found?
38:06You said it.
38:07Yes.
38:08In the sky.
38:09Right?
38:10I have a bad news for you.
38:14It's not like that.
38:15Do you have the answer?
38:18No. Do you have the answer?
38:19Yes.
38:20You have the answer.
38:20We will say yes or no.
38:21Yes.
38:22You said it.
38:24In the stories.
38:25In the stories.
38:26Yes. Very good.
38:27You have won.
38:29These are their gifts.
38:30These are your gifts.
38:32They will go with you.
38:33You have stood very quietly.
38:35Very good.
38:36Very good.
38:38Viewers, it's time for a short break.
38:40Don't go anywhere.
38:41We will meet after the break.
38:42You were a good comedian.
38:43Yes.
38:44But you became famous with your grandma.
38:48What did you say?
38:51When a fool leaves the house, he gets beaten up by his grandma.
38:59Hoshi Aaliya.
39:02Hoshi Aaliya.
39:04Hoshi Aaliya.
39:08Welcome back, viewers.
39:10Now we will talk to our energetic audience.
39:13We have a very good audience today.
39:15Yes, brother.
39:16Greetings.
39:16Greetings.
39:17My name is Ali Khan and I want to recite a poem.
39:20Go ahead, Ali Khan.
39:21Everyone was looking at me in amazement.
39:24This was my first introduction with worry.
39:28Oh, yes.
39:29How could I have completed my education?
39:32First, I fell in love and that too with my teacher.
39:35Oh, yes.
39:37Very good.
39:40Although his teacher must be a lawyer.
39:43You were a good comedian.
39:45Yes.
39:46But you became famous with your grandma.
39:49What did you say?
39:52When a fool leaves the house, he gets beaten up by his grandma.
39:55Next.
39:56Greetings.
39:57Greetings.
39:58My name is Hammadullah.
40:00Yes, son.
40:00I want to recite a poem to you.
40:03The poem is...
40:04Whose poem is it?
40:05I don't know.
40:08He is checking the microphone.
40:09I like it a lot.
40:11I will recite it.
40:13Yes.
40:14The poem is...
40:15When all the sorrows pass on me, when they pass on myself, people understand.
40:19Understand.
40:20When people suffer the torment of their own love, people understand.
40:24The trees with which God has lifted as cyclist,
40:27people understand.
40:29When the spring season does not go with the tree, people understand.
40:32Wow!
40:33When no one understood the philosophy of his young girl,
40:37when the tears pass out of her room, people understand.
40:41Wow!
40:42Wow!
40:44Amazing.
40:45When all the sorrows pass on me, when they pass on myself, people understand.
40:50Then, when the dignified sun disappear from the face of the sorrow,
40:53If a snake comes out, people will understand.
40:56And the last couplet of this Ghazal which I like the most is
41:00Why was the weak trunk of the cow upset when the road was built?
41:05When its children never returned from the city, people will understand.
41:12Son, first of all, your choice is very good.
41:15Secondly, you read it very well too.
41:16Very good.
41:17By the way, the people whom he has talked about,
41:20I would like to say something on that.
41:21Yes, yes.
41:21There were strange people who used to make butterflies.
41:24There were strange people who used to make butterflies.
41:26They used to make fish for the sea.
41:29They used to make it here and then throw it in the sea.
41:33I don't know what you understood.
41:34I thought there were strange people.
41:36Then Gokul pointed at me and said, what have you done?
41:39Okay.
41:39There was no tradition of education in my tribe.
41:42Yes, I can see that.
41:48There was no tradition of education in my tribe.
41:51My elders used to make planks.
41:54Wow.
41:55They used to make locks by breaking the iron.
41:58Okay.
41:59Then they used to make keys.
42:01Wow.
42:02In their free time, they used to make bangles for the brides.
42:08Wow.
42:09There were a few Hindus in our village.
42:12They used to make hats for the worshippers.
42:15Wow.
42:16Very good.
42:17Very good.
42:19Everyone in your tribe is good at their job.
42:22The lion made his gift.
42:26I don't have to work hard for such things.
42:30Do you know any lion?
42:32He has a nose and a big brain.
42:35Okay.
42:36My name is Tayyab Binyar.
42:38There is a poem called Uttran.
42:41It's a poem by Mahnoor Rana.
42:42Wow.
42:43Have you ever heard
42:45that someone distributes his old clothes to the poor
42:48and then asks them
42:51who wore that red dress?
42:53Wow.
42:53Who got that green sheet?
42:56Wow.
42:56Who got my blue jacket?
42:59You haven't heard of it, right?
43:00No one has the time to take care of their old clothes.
43:04They don't care about the old things.
43:06They don't know how to take care of themselves.
43:08Have you ever heard
43:10that someone leaves his lover in the jungle
43:14and then comes back to take her back?
43:16Or that someone returns to the same place after a few years
43:20and then comes back to take back the one he left behind?
43:22You haven't heard of it, right?
43:23No one has the time to take care of their old clothes.
43:28They don't know how to take care of themselves.
43:31They don't know how to take care of their old clothes.
43:34That's why I don't care
43:37about how you spent your life
43:40and who you met after you left me.
43:42I don't care
43:44about who you met after you left me.
43:46Wow.
43:50Next.
43:51Greetings. My name is Malak Babar Zahoor Sagla.
43:54Okay.
43:55I will present a few Punjabi poems.
43:58Before that, I will recite a poem.
44:00Okay.
44:01Poems are important for poetry.
44:02Okay.
44:04I will recite a poem.
44:05I didn't ask you to recite a poem.
44:08We are sitting here.
44:10I can't recite a poem without a motorcycle.
44:14Quaid-e-Azam and Gandhi had a good relationship.
44:17Okay.
44:18When Quaid-e-Azam left Congress,
44:20Gandhi said a few words to him.
44:23Okay.
44:24If you want to keep a relationship, it's up to you.
44:26If you want to keep a relationship, it's up to you.
44:28Okay.
44:28There is no problem if you give up the fight.
44:30Wow.
44:31There is no problem if you give up the fight.
44:35Okay.
44:35If you were loyal, you were loyal.
44:38If you were mine, I would be yours.
44:40If you remember, you are mine.
44:42There is no problem if you forget.
44:44Wow.
44:45Gandhi was a good man.
44:50Okay.
44:50Greetings, sir.
44:51My name is Maqsood Anjum Gurdasvi.
44:53Maqsood Anjum?
44:55I am Gurdasvi.
44:56Okay.
44:56Gurdasvi.
44:57What is this? Are you a saint?
44:59This is the name of our village.
45:00Okay.
45:01I have come from Kamaliya.
45:02I want to recite a Punjabi poem.
45:05Thank you very much for coming from Kamaliya.
45:07Everyone heard that I am here.
45:10They came to my house.
45:12Look at the face of the laborer.
45:13He looks like a goat's last leg.
45:19Gurdasvi is not a far off person.
45:21He is a second class person.
45:24What do you do?
45:25I am a hard working laborer.
45:27Wow.
45:27This is what you call worship.
45:29Very good.
45:29This is what you call worship.
45:31Sir, what poem have you come to recite today?
45:34Everyone heard that I am here.
45:36Everyone heard that you are mine.
45:39The world is afraid of you.
45:42You can hide in the heart.
45:44I am in the darkness.
45:46Very good.
45:47I am in the darkness.
45:49Very good.
45:49You can be my light.
45:51People can open their hearts to me.
45:56Very good.
45:56I am from Maqsood Anjum.
45:59You can call me as you wish.
46:01Wow.
46:03Very good.
46:05We have to invite Gokha to a gathering.
46:07That's right.
46:08Why?
46:09There were three people sitting there.
46:10He got up and said, where is the smell coming from?
46:16Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end of today's show.
46:17We will meet you in the next show.
46:19Take care of yourself.
46:20Goodbye.