Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 25th Mar 2025
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, it is said that you are very lucky when people's needs are connected to you and you can fulfill them.
00:31If you think about it, the month that is going on, we already know that the reward of a good deed is many times greater.
00:37You pray, pray daily, ask for something from Allah and pray to God that I get this as soon as possible.
00:46Humans are impatient, we are naturally impatient.
00:49But remember one thing that in your cupboards, in your storerooms, in your offices, in your drawers,
00:57in the corners of many of your houses, there are such things that people are praying for.
01:04They want to get those things but you have never used them.
01:07According to a research, 45% of the things in your house are such that you will never use them again
01:16nor will you give them to anyone, you will keep them to use them later.
01:21It can be crockery, it can be clothes, it can be anything.
01:24Go to your storeroom, go to your cupboard and see how many things you need and how many things you have.
01:31There are many people out there who are praying for these things.
01:34Don't wait for someone to come to you with a question and then you will give them.
01:39It is not necessary that you give them in a way that they tell you.
01:43You should show them, go quietly.
01:46That 45% is a very big amount.
01:48Take it out of your house and try to reach those people who are asking for those things in their prayers.
01:54With this in mind, your prayers may also be accepted.
01:58Let's start today's show with this message.
02:00We have heard that a film is being made.
02:02Let's go to the set and see what is happening there.
02:08Yes sir, I have reached the location.
02:11Yes, yes.
02:12No sir, you will get the complete film by 4 o'clock.
02:16It is my responsibility.
02:17What?
02:18Yes, yes, dubbing, shipping, everything.
02:20Yes.
02:21You give me the money and get the censor letter.
02:24Oh sir.
02:25Yes, tell me.
02:26There will be a folly too.
02:27By the way, what is the folly?
02:31It is all your responsibility.
02:33I will give you the complete film by 4 o'clock.
02:36By the will of God, I will give you the film by 9 or 9.30.
02:41Sir, you should say this without talking.
02:43Two days ago, the film was ready.
02:46What is the need of talking?
02:48I, you don't care.
02:50I will give you the film by 9.30 at the milk and curd shop at 4 o'clock.
02:55Don't say anything.
02:57Leave it.
02:58Yes, it is done.
02:59Who was he?
03:00He is the producer of the film.
03:01You are the director.
03:02Yes, I am the director.
03:03He is making the film with his soul.
03:04Soul?
03:05Is it a drowny film?
03:06No, no, no.
03:07I mean he is investing money with his soul.
03:10Where is he investing?
03:11No, I have brought lakhs of rupees.
03:13Today he has taken only 70,000 rupees.
03:16What?
03:19Sir, he is the producer.
03:20Yes, yes.
03:21This is his first film.
03:22Last, means?
03:23Yes, yes, first and last.
03:26Okay, tell me which type of story is this?
03:28I am remaking Hiranja.
03:29Oh, you are remaking it.
03:31This has never happened before.
03:34Okay, who will watch it?
03:35People have watched Hiranja so many times.
03:36Sir, it is not my responsibility.
03:37Whether they watch it or not.
03:38I will give the film by 9.30.
03:43Where is your cast?
03:44The cast is coming.
03:45Where are they?
03:46Look, they have come.
03:47Sir, they have come.
03:48They have come.
03:49Hurry up.
03:50They have come.
03:51The cast has come.
03:52Give it to me, director.
03:53Give it to me.
03:54I have read all the scripts in the story.
03:55Okay.
03:56Nothing is missing.
03:57Nothing is missing in the script.
03:58There is no life in the script.
03:59Okay, brother.
04:00If there was life in the script.
04:01Yes, yes.
04:02Then I would have made you the hero.
04:08You wanted to do it yourself.
04:09You don't see the world from this angle.
04:12You sit and keep quiet.
04:13Okay, this is Ranja.
04:14This is Ranja.
04:15This is Ranja.
04:16Okay, okay.
04:17Greetings.
04:18Greetings, sir.
04:19Greetings.
04:21Greetings.
04:22Greetings.
04:23She is Heer's mother.
04:24Yes, I am.
04:25Okay.
04:26Greetings, doctor.
04:27Greetings.
04:28Who is he?
04:29He is Heer's fiance.
04:30Yes, yes.
04:31I remembered.
04:32I told them to get a boy to act as Heer's fiance.
04:35Okay.
04:36He is acting as Heer's fiance.
04:37Okay.
04:38When I worked in his film for 20 months.
04:39Yes.
04:40He used to make me his mother.
04:41He used to make you his mother.
04:42It is his first film.
04:44Look, he will become your fiance.
04:47Have I ever been your fiance?
04:48Yes, you have.
04:49You have been engaged thrice.
04:53Have you ever faced the camera?
04:55Yes, I have done some work.
04:58Have you ever faced the camera?
05:01You can ask the camera.
05:03No one has given us money till now.
05:06No one has given us any token.
05:07How can we give you any token?
05:08We will sell the film and give you money.
05:10What?
05:11We will sell the film.
05:12I will give him the film at 9.30 pm.
05:14After Eid, the bank will open.
05:16He will give cash or cheque.
05:18I will divide you.
05:19Am I mad?
05:20How will we celebrate Eid?
05:22How did you celebrate last Eid?
05:23We celebrated last Eid by doing some other film.
05:26Do some other film now.
05:29I think there is a problem in your film.
05:31Yes.
05:32You don't have Heer.
05:33Where is Heer?
05:34Heer..
05:35I wanted Heer for the film.
05:42The name of the film is Hamshir Ranjha.
05:46Director, if there is no Heer in this film..
05:49Yes.
05:50..then how will I eat Garat Gura?
05:54Listen to me.
05:55Yes.
05:56Keep it here.
05:57Go and give it.
05:58Pandit, if you get a girl like Heer..
06:01Yes.
06:02..then give her to me.
06:03Come on.
06:04Read it.
06:05Have you had any prior acting experience?
06:07I have worked in more than 25 Punjabi films.
06:10Wow.
06:11And you..
06:12And he has worked in more than 25 Punjabi films.
06:14All of them have spoken Urdu.
06:17Did you act as a tree in those Punjabi films?
06:19They call me to act as a heroine.
06:22And when I act as a heroine..
06:23..then she will come running home and say..
06:25..that her father is looking at me with a bad eye.
06:29So I have to look at her with a bad eye.
06:33So you have a bad eye.
06:34Yes.
06:35I have had a bad eye in 25 films.
06:41Come on.
06:42I can't see any production team.
06:43Sit down.
06:44You keep it here.
06:45There is no mineral water.
06:46There is no food.
06:47What kind of actor is he?
06:48Mineral water?
06:49Is he a mineral water?
06:50No, he is not a good actor.
06:51He is a mineral water.
06:52What is it to me?
06:53I am not acting.
06:54Sit down, Ramna.
06:55Sit down.
06:56Why are you pushing me?
06:57I am pushing you.
06:59Then sit down.
07:05What is your problem?
07:06How many songs are there in Maa?
07:08Maa's songs?
07:12If I am going to sing all the songs of Maa..
07:14..then why am I not finding Heer?
07:16Heer is not there.
07:17Then what am I to Maa?
07:18Oh, this is my responsibility.
07:20I am making Maa, right?
07:21Yes.
07:22Then let me go.
07:23You are making Maa?
07:24Here you go.
07:25By the way, I have not played Maa in any film till date.
07:30Ranjha, how does Maa work?
07:32She is a very good actress.
07:34Maa has a great role.
07:36You keep it here.
07:37There is no mineral water.
07:38You keep it here.
07:39Hey, Kaka.
07:40Bring the woman here.
07:42Give her a place to bathe here.
07:44Sit here.
07:45Your wife is here.
07:46She is a fool.
07:47She has brought you here to rehearse.
07:49She has brought you here to rehearse.
07:50Now, let's talk about Heer.
07:53Let's start the film.
07:54Director, I have brought the most beautiful girl in the village.
07:58Very good.
07:59Where is she?
08:00Come, Nange.
08:02Sir, she is here.
08:04Very good.
08:06That's it.
08:08Stand here.
08:09You stand here.
08:10Come here.
08:11Stand here.
08:12Ranjha, stand here.
08:13There is no time.
08:14Where is the cameraman?
08:15He is coming, sir.
08:16You keep one thing in mind.
08:18You are the hero in this film.
08:20Do you accept it?
08:21Yes, I accept it.
08:22And I am your Ranjha.
08:23Do you accept it?
08:24I accept it.
08:25Do you accept it?
08:26I accept it.
08:27Do you accept it?
08:28I accept it.
08:29I will break your teeth.
08:30I will make the film.
08:31You will make the car.
08:34You are the hero in this film.
08:36He is your Ranjha.
08:37Stand here.
08:38Stand here.
08:39Do it quickly.
08:40Bring the glass of mineral water.
08:41Bring the camera.
08:42Give it to me.
08:43He is coming, sir.
08:44He is coming, sir.
08:45Mr. Ranjha.
08:46Yes.
08:47The scene is like this.
08:48Yes.
08:49There is a light fog.
08:51Yes.
08:52Okay?
08:53Very good.
08:54Ranjha is having fun.
08:55He is having fun.
08:57Bring the glass of mineral water.
08:58Call the cameraman.
08:59Do it quickly.
09:00Here is the mineral water, sir.
09:01I think you are watching our film at 9.30.
09:03Do it quickly.
09:04It is our film.
09:05Here.
09:06Here, sir.
09:07Here is your fun.
09:08Which one?
09:09Who is there at the service station?
09:10He is hitting me.
09:11Which buffalo?
09:12Which buffalo?
09:13Which buffalo?
09:14I am having fun.
09:15You are having fun.
09:16Bring a glass of water.
09:20Ranjha, don't use too much water.
09:22I am having fun.
09:23There are more buffaloes.
09:24I am having fun.
09:25What are you doing here?
09:31Director, do these buffaloes look fake?
09:33I am watching 9.30 film.
09:34People don't pay attention to them.
09:38Maybe, Mr. Haroon, by giving 3D, 4D effect..
09:41Fake.
09:42Do you know what is this?
09:43On the screen, he is making this sound.
09:48Buffalo.
09:49Do it quickly.
09:50Do it quickly.
09:51Action.
09:52Ranjha, don't use too much water.
09:55Ranjha, don't use too much water.
09:59Mr. Haroon.
10:01Yes.
10:02Believe me.
10:03Yes.
10:04What is the next scene?
10:05What?
10:06Ranjha turns away from the buffaloes.
10:08Yes.
10:09And he comes in front of Heer.
10:11Yes.
10:12Ranjha is right.
10:14All the buffaloes are having fun.
10:18One minute.
10:19Come here.
10:21Come here.
10:23That's it.
10:25Don't come suddenly.
10:27Heer is standing in front of you.
10:28Okay.
10:32He is coming inside.
10:33Keep your hand on your face.
10:34Okay.
10:37Don't look here.
10:38I am coming inside.
10:40I am also coming inside.
10:41Ready, light, start sound.
10:44Don't cut my teeth.
10:45I am not a movie star.
10:47Ready, start sound.
10:48Action.
10:50Heer.
10:51Yes, Ranjha.
10:52Do you know what I am doing?
10:53What are you doing?
10:54I am having fun.
10:55You open the food.
10:56I have only one fork left.
10:58Cut it.
10:59What happened?
11:00One minute.
11:01Get up now.
11:02You don't even have a piece of bread.
11:03One minute.
11:04Get up.
11:05Move aside.
11:06Come here.
11:07I will hit you.
11:08Move aside.
11:09Come here.
11:10Come here.
11:11Come here.
11:13Okay.
11:14What kind of an assistant is he?
11:16What happened?
11:17What is this?
11:18You have ruined the scene.
11:19You have ruined the scene.
11:20What is this?
11:22I am not a movie star.
11:23Give it to me.
11:25I have to give a movie at 9.
11:26One minute is precious.
11:28Ranjha, sit.
11:29Okay.
11:30Come here.
11:33Give it to me.
11:34Give it to me.
11:35I have studied everywhere.
11:36Why are you looking here?
11:37Move back.
11:38Move back.
11:39What is the scene for this?
11:40He has to hide and see what Saknat has done.
11:43Okay.
11:44What are you looking at?
11:45Come here.
11:46Come here.
11:47Come here.
11:48Okay.
11:49Sit facing that side.
11:50Okay.
11:51You are not in the scene.
11:52You are in the next scene.
11:53Okay.
11:54People will see.
11:55They will sit in the back.
11:56They will not see.
11:59Sir.
12:00Yes.
12:01I have hidden the phone.
12:02Yes.
12:04That is why Ranjha is getting angry.
12:06Call me at 1-5.
12:10Make a good picture.
12:14Okay.
12:15He will make a picture with a pencil.
12:16With a picture.
12:17Very good.
12:18I will do it.
12:19He is an architect.
12:20He is an architect.
12:21He is from Sadkhand.
12:23Light.
12:24Start sound.
12:25Action.
12:26Ranjha.
12:27Yes.
12:28Play the flute for me.
12:29Cut it.
12:30Flute.
12:31Cut it.
12:32Complete it.
12:33What are you doing?
12:34I have to give a movie at 9.
12:35I don't have time.
12:36Give the flute at 9.30.
12:37Director.
12:38I didn't make a single eye.
12:39You cut it.
12:40You made the body.
12:41I couldn't give the movie.
12:42This is not done.
12:43Ranjha.
12:44Play the flute.
12:45Ranjha.
12:46Ranjha.
12:47Ranjha.
12:48Ranjha.
12:49Ranjha.
12:50Ranjha.
12:51Ranjha.
12:52Ranjha.
12:53Ranjha.
12:54Ranjha.
12:55Ranjha.
12:56Ranjha.
12:57Ranjha.
12:58Ranjha.
12:59Ranjha.
13:00Ranjha.
13:01Ranjha.
13:02Ranjha.
13:03Ranjha.
13:04Give it to me, sir.
13:05Okay.
13:06Take this.
13:07Take this.
13:08I was happy when I got it.
13:09Ranjha is good.
13:10He is not a monkey.
13:15Take this.
13:16Okay.
13:17Get up.
13:18You didn't make the movie.
13:19Get up.
13:20Director.
13:21Younger sister is waiting for me at home.
13:23She is an old mother.
13:24She has to fulfill her father's wishes.
13:26And you are cutting me from the movie.
13:28Cut it.
13:29Cut it.
13:30Take this.
13:31He is not in the scene.
13:32Director.
13:33Director.
13:34But he has done it.
13:35I will make him do it.
13:36Director.
13:37Put your hands in your hands.
13:38I am sitting with my hands folded.
13:42Action.
13:43Put your hands in your hands.
13:44Cut it.
13:45Come here.
13:48Look at him.
13:49Make a picture.
13:50Cut it.
13:51Come here.
13:53Come here.
13:54Light.
13:55Start sound.
13:56Action.
13:57Heera.
13:58Heera.
13:59Cut it.
14:00Cut it.
14:01Cut it.
14:02Come here.
14:03Come here.
14:04No.
14:05Light.
14:06Start sound.
14:07Come here.
14:08Come here.
14:09Nice.
14:10Nice.
14:11Light.
14:12Start sound.
14:13Action.
14:14Action.
14:15You say, what's happening in our house.
14:16What's happening in our house.
14:17Cut it.
14:18Cut it.
14:19Okay.
14:20Light.
14:21Start sound.
14:22Action.
14:23Wait a minute.
14:24Go away.
14:25You are losing your frame.
14:26She's also gone crazy.
14:32Do you know the next scene?
14:36Yes.
14:37You're the fiancee, you're the girl's mother, you're the girl's father.
14:41You tell us what's going on in our house?
14:44Where did our girl go?
14:45Let me tell you the dialogue.
14:46Is she under my control or the other one's?
14:47Ask him.
14:48What's going on in our house?
14:49Where does our girl Aasim go?
14:54What's going on in your house? Where are our youngsters?
14:57What's going on in your house? Where are your youngsters?
14:59Sir!
15:01Yes! Yes!
15:03Yes!
15:04Yes!
15:07Come back. Come back.
15:08Okay. Okay.
15:09Come back. Come back.
15:10Come back. Come here.
15:12Just a minute.
15:14I wanted to complain to you.
15:15You come back first.
15:16Are you here?
15:17No. I want to stay in my house.
15:19Okay. Come here.
15:19Okay.
15:21Oh!
15:23Singh Nabardas!
15:25I told you to come running.
15:31What are you doing?
15:33Have you lost your mind?
15:34Yes.
15:35You are coming so slowly.
15:36I told you to come at 9.30.
15:38What is this?
15:39Sir, he is lame.
15:41He is lame in his senses.
15:43People don't pay attention to him.
15:45You come running.
15:47Go.
15:48Go.
15:50Ashkan!
15:55Your daughter Ranjha is bad.
15:58She is not that crazy. She won't be that fast.
16:01You can feel her legs.
16:03She is fast and she is lame.
16:07Ashkan!
16:13Look at the picture. What is happening here?
16:16Look at him. He is feeling shy.
16:18It's not a big deal.
16:20Yes.
16:22He is good-minded.
16:23What nonsense are you talking?
16:24We won't believe that you won't show us your eyes.
16:28Come with us.
16:32Cut it.
16:33You are the next film.
16:34Because you have to make the film fast.
16:40Show us the picture too.
16:41Look at my pant. This is our pride.
16:46It's a bad picture.
16:47We can't tell that he is Ranjha.
16:50Mr. Arun, trust me. I am a good cook.
16:52Why? Are you going to cook?
16:54Not cooking.
16:56I am going to give my 9.5 film to Chandrat.
16:58My film has come to a wind-up.
16:59So soon?
17:00That's the thing. It has come to a wind-up.
17:03What is the wind-up of your film?
17:04This is the wind-up of my film.
17:07Chaudhary Chuchak will call some goons here.
17:11He will get Ranjha killed.
17:12Ranjha is dead in this film.
17:14Go and get some goons from the village.
17:16Okay.
17:17Go fast.
17:18Goons come in films like this.
17:20Heer has brought them like this.
17:22Mr. Reactor, my payment has been deducted.
17:24I will play the role of a goon.
17:27The audience is not that crazy to say on the screen..
17:30..that Ranjha is dead.
17:31Let it be.
17:32Let's assume that Heer and Ranjha..
17:34..ran away after singing in the fair.
17:36I don't remember.
17:38What?
17:38Sing a song.
17:40Sing on the hand-pump instead of the canal.
17:42Sing here.
17:43You sing. I want to watch the film.
17:46The coolness of the tresses..
17:48Ranjha, sing fast.
17:50What? Fast?
17:51Yes.
17:52The coolness of the tresses..
17:54Ranjha, sing fast.
17:56The coolness of the tresses..
17:58Ranjha, sing fast.
18:06Mr. Tejesh, sing a song.
18:08Mr. Tejesh, sing a song.
18:10Sing.
18:11Sing.
18:15The goons are late.
18:16No, sir. They are very good.
18:19Shut up.
18:20Sit.
18:23The eyes are open.
18:25The heart is beating fast.
18:26Come, the voice of love.
18:30Come, the eyes are open for you.
18:33I think Ranjha is dead.
18:38You are amazing.
18:40Sir, will you give him money to become a goon?
18:44I am not a goon. I am beating Ranjha.
18:46I am not a goon.
18:49What is the matter?
18:51Do you know something?
18:52Yes.
18:53You are not looking like a goon.
18:58What do you want me to do?
18:59Give him everything. Leave him.
19:01What do you want me to do?
19:03Tell me.
19:04You look like a goon.
19:07Okay.
19:07You look like a goon.
19:10I will teach him a lesson.
19:12Give him.
19:14Give him.
19:15Give him.
19:16What do you want me to do?
19:17You are beating Ranjha.
19:18Bring him here.
19:20Yes, sir.
19:20Bring Ranjha here.
19:21He is a goon.
19:22Bring him here.
19:23Is this okay, sir?
19:24Yes.
19:25Ranjha, sit here. He is beating you.
19:27Sit here.
19:30Sit here.
19:31Bring him here.
19:33Why are you feeling shy?
19:34You are a goon. Come here.
19:36Very good.
19:37Ready. Lights. Start sound.
19:39Action.
19:39I am writing in my eyes.
19:41My heart is beating fast.
19:43Come to me, my love.
19:47Come to me.
19:48I am writing in my eyes.
19:50Action.
19:51What are you singing?
19:53He is a goon.
19:59Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
20:01Don't go anywhere. See you in the break.
20:10Be alert. Be alert.
20:14Be alert. Be alert.
20:16Be alert. Be alert.
20:20Welcome back, viewers.
20:21Jeerza Khan.
20:22Mr. Arun, tell us what happened with Malaika today?
20:25What happened? Malaika is not here.
20:27Malaika.
20:27Oh my God!
20:28I didn't know.
20:29You didn't know?
20:30The parrot is gone.
20:32The fly is on the face.
20:34Not on the face.
20:35It is on the nose.
20:37Sir, you are right.
20:38I don't know what is going to happen to her today.
20:41What happened?
20:41What happened with her today?
20:42What happened?
20:43What happened?
20:43I got her makeup done for two hours.
20:46Full hairstyle.
20:47And she was so ready.
20:48She came to the set happily.
20:50She said that she is looking so pretty.
20:51She came and told her
20:52to go to the getaway of Machheran.
20:57Oh my God!
20:58Ten minutes.
20:59She was standing in the makeup room.
21:00I am going to the set.
21:01Tell her that I am looking so pretty.
21:02And I don't want to be Machheran.
21:04She went and came back after some time.
21:05I want to be Machheran.
21:07Although Arzoo had asked her to make me.
21:10But I am looking so pretty.
21:14Sir, you are right.
21:16Arzoo was going to the getaway.
21:17You are saying this.
21:20It is time to go to the audience.
21:22Let's talk to the audience.
21:23Come, let's talk.
21:24Who has the mic?
21:25Greetings.
21:26Greetings.
21:27I want to recite a poem to you.
21:29First, tell me your name.
21:30My name is Sumbal.
21:32It is a beautiful name.
21:33What do you do?
21:33I am an art teacher.
21:35Are you a teacher?
21:37You look like a student.
21:40Tell me, do I look like a student?
21:42Am I wrong?
21:43Yes, you look like a student.
21:44You have cleared the matriculation exam.
21:46Yes, you are right.
21:47She is so young.
21:48I think she will be like this even while scolding.
21:49Please don't make noise.
21:51No, she is like a matriculation student.
21:53Uncle, what are you doing?
21:56And you are a teacher.
21:57So, the girl sitting next to you is a principal.
22:00Yes.
22:05I think my daughter teaches toys.
22:08She is giving weird scoldings.
22:10If you don't do your homework tomorrow,
22:12I will snatch your candy.
22:14My sister would have complained to the principal.
22:17She would have said, you don't listen to me.
22:21Okay, tell me something.
22:23When you teach kids these days,
22:26and there is a kid,
22:27like in our times,
22:28our brothers used to hit us with sticks.
22:30And they used to make us stand outside the class.
22:32And they used to hold our ears.
22:33They used to make us look like chickens.
22:34You can't hit them.
22:36You are not allowed to do that.
22:38So, how do you handle them?
22:39She is so weak.
22:40She doesn't scold them, she just sends them a message.
22:45Yes, dear. How do you scold them?
22:46It's not like that.
22:48I am the strictest in the entire school.
22:50You give her one punishment.
22:52Punishment?
22:53What should I give her?
22:54She is elder to me.
22:55She wants to say that it's not because of nature
22:57that I am like this.
23:00Even if the student is elder,
23:01the teacher's level is always higher.
23:03The teacher's level is always higher.
23:04The teacher's level is always higher in a society.
23:06And today, we have a lot of teachers.
23:08So, let's give them a round of applause.
23:1250 times sit and stand.
23:1450 times sit and stand, dear.
23:16I know how to spell, so I will do it.
23:20Why didn't you do your homework today?
23:22That's why he is saying that he didn't do his homework today.
23:26So, you want to recite a couplet.
23:27Yes.
23:28Go ahead.
23:28When I got a punishment in school,
23:31the teacher said, kill the rooster.
23:32Yes.
23:33All the students said, don't come, we want to eat.
23:37Okay, go ahead.
23:39I have a thousand sorrows, who will make up for it now?
23:42Wow.
23:42I have a thousand sorrows, who will make up for it now?
23:45I smile, who will make up for it now?
23:47Wow.
23:49Wow.
23:50Very good.
23:51Very good.
23:52Wow.
23:53Next, who else?
23:54My name is Saima, and I am a municipal.
23:57Okay, very good.
24:01My teachers, who are working with me,
24:03they often say that we can't say anything to a child,
24:07so how can we make them better?
24:10Yes.
24:10Through this programme, I would like to send a message
24:14to all the teachers,
24:16that today's teacher is much stronger than yesterday's teacher.
24:19Wow.
24:20Yesterday's teacher had a stick in his hand.
24:21Yes.
24:22The child was scared of it.
24:23Yes.
24:24Today's teacher doesn't have a stick in his hand.
24:25He is scared of you.
24:26He respects you.
24:27Wow.
24:28So this is very important.
24:29Why do we think that if we can't kill a child,
24:31we can't make him better?
24:33Yes.
24:33So we should change this a little bit.
24:36There was a lot of competition in my class.
24:38There was a boy named Nabeel, he always came first.
24:40There was a girl named Sadia, she always came second.
24:42So we didn't work hard because she wanted to come first.
24:49Doctor, since you are a teacher, you should also say something.
24:51If we say something to today's children,
24:53it means that their parents come first.
24:55Yes.
24:56In our time, if we used to go and tell the parents,
24:58they used to get beaten up more.
24:59Yes, they used to get beaten up more.
25:00This was the opposite.
25:01So it is very easy for today's children
25:03that the parents come in their support.
25:06It is difficult for the teacher.
25:07In this too, the importance of the child for you today,
25:12the trust of the parents is also very important.
25:14You just said that competition.
25:17Yes.
25:17We couldn't get out of this
25:19that competition is first, second and third position.
25:21Yes.
25:22First of all, you should decide that these are just numbers.
25:25Absolutely. Today, Nabeel, you and Sadia, I want to tell you.
25:29These are just numbers.
25:30If I had taken the 38th position, it would have been just a number.
25:33The 38th position.
25:37Once, I got 42nd position in my class.
25:40And there were no 42 kids left.
25:42And this is your daughter.
25:44Yes, sister.
25:45One thing that I have realised.
25:48Yes.
25:48That you all are very qualified.
25:50You all are in the 38th position.
25:57This group was made after seeing this.
26:02No, sister. You didn't pay attention.
26:03Thank God, you are below them.
26:06Okay, see. What happens is..
26:09Like Dr. Shahbhai.
26:11He is from a very big university in Pakistan.
26:15He is a professor and teaches there.
26:17And he has a name in literature.
26:19He is a published author and a poet.
26:23So, with his support, we also move forward.
26:27But what I want to say is..
26:28Like ma'am said, position doesn't matter.
26:32What happened to me, on a very serious note.
26:34What happened to me was that I got very good teachers.
26:37I studied with those teachers even after school.
26:40In college and university, I was always connected with my teachers.
26:44It has a benefit.
26:46A teacher's respect has a benefit.
26:49If you get that benefit, you reap the benefits all your life.
26:53And I think..
26:55My teachers used to say..
26:57..that the people who have served them..
26:59..the people who have respected them..
27:01..the people who have learnt from them..
27:02..the people who have learnt directly from them..
27:04..not from books..
27:05..I think this is the benefit..
27:07..that many of us are reaping today.
27:09Wow.
27:13Sir, a position holder can fail.
27:16It is possible.
27:17But it is not possible that he fails.
27:20Very good.
27:22Very good.
27:23In my case, I want to clarify that I am a university topper.
27:27So, what I was criticising was the school system.
27:30I am a gold medalist.
27:31Where there are 70 students in a class.
27:33You are also a gold medalist.
27:33Let me also clarify that I was a 30-80.
27:36No.
27:39Goga has passed the 5th grade.
27:41Okay.
27:42And he has been scolded.
27:43Why?
27:44He said, I had told you to spend three years reading books.
27:48I had sent him a canteen to eat.
27:55Viewers, we will take a short break.
27:57We will meet again after the break.
28:05Welcome back, viewers.
28:06I have seen that whenever we come back from a break..
28:10..there is a couple sitting amongst us..
28:13..who show a lot of enthusiasm.
28:17They show a lot of love.
28:19And if I am not wrong, you both are together.
28:21Because you are sitting very scared.
28:22So, I thought they must be sisters-in-law.
28:24So, give them a mic and bring a gift for them.
28:28They will clap.
28:29Wow.
28:31Greetings.
28:31Greetings.
28:32Sir, you look very happy.
28:34And we are happy.
28:34Actually, we are sitting here to make you happy.
28:37So, you were very enthusiastic.
28:39Yes.
28:40What is the reason?
28:40Why are you so happy that Pakistan lost the Champions Trophy?
28:43Yes.
28:44On the other hand, there are electricity and water issues in Pakistan.
28:46Why are you so happy?
28:48Sir, all those issues are there.
28:49So, we are happy to be here.
28:52Okay.
28:52So, we are happy.
28:53Yes.
28:54You made us happy.
28:55We are happy to be here.
28:57Okay.
28:57And you have a sister-in-law with you, right?
28:59Yes.
28:59Yes. That's why you are doing this.
29:01She is your sister-in-law.
29:03You didn't tell me your name.
29:04Imran.
29:05Imran, what do you do?
29:06I am a driver.
29:08I think that you have a big responsibility.
29:11You have to follow the law and everything.
29:13So, how is the traffic situation these days?
29:15The traffic situation is very bad.
29:17Okay.
29:18You must be aware of it.
29:19Yes.
29:19Okay.
29:20The one who came in the first place was also asking me where I was coming from.
29:23Does this happen with you as well?
29:25Yes. It happens often.
29:27Okay.
29:28If you tell someone, they will say,
29:30your father will rot and then they will shut up.
29:32Okay. Give the mic to your sister-in-law.
29:35Sister-in-law, greetings.
29:36Greetings.
29:37Why are you so happy?
29:39Because he is sitting here.
29:40Okay.
29:45He has a wife on one side and a son on the other side.
29:48Okay.
29:48God bless you.
29:49And then..
29:50He has a scotty.
29:51He has both sides.
29:53Okay.
29:54Do you stay happy at home as well?
29:56Thank God.
29:57Okay. God bless you.
29:58God bless you.
29:59It's been almost 23 years since I got married.
30:0123 years!
30:02God bless you.
30:03God bless you.
30:06I hope you have been married for 100 years.
30:08No one drives a car or makes noise with their mouth.
30:13Okay.
30:13Since you stay so happy at home,
30:15the environment must be good.
30:17Did you ever fight?
30:18No.
30:19Never?
30:20No. I get angry.
30:21It's obvious.
30:22When there is no anger, there is no love.
30:24Yes. That's right.
30:25You must get angry at times.
30:26Come on, sister.
30:27When you get angry, you don't say anything, right?
30:29No. I scold my son.
30:32Give her a gift.
30:33It's obvious that I scold my son.
30:34Give her a gift.
30:36Thank you very much.
30:38We are in the boat of love.
30:41We are in the fun of the waves.
30:44We are in the sound of the sky.
30:46We are in the strong wind.
30:49Far away from the sky.
30:51One minute. One minute.
30:53Listen to me.
30:54If you had come to the audience, you would have sat in the front.
30:57Where are you coming from?
30:58I am showing my talent to the teacher.
30:59No. I don't want to see your talent.
31:01Who are you? Introduce yourself.
31:03My name is Mustaq Mukherjee.
31:05Mustaq Mukherjee.
31:06She is my wife, Shabnam Mukherjee.
31:08Okay. So, Mr. Mukherjee, where have you come from?
31:11I am actually from Moswara.
31:13But my condition has worsened a lot.
31:16The entire river has dried up.
31:17She acts bravely.
31:19She acts bravely.
31:20My wife will react on me.
31:22She will react on you.
31:25That's right.
31:27That's right.
31:28One should react to whatever is good.
31:31Yes. That's right.
31:38Very good.
31:39Very good.
31:40Mr. Haroon, the thing is that the entire river has dried up.
31:44It has dried up.
31:46It has dried up.
31:48There is nothing to hold on to.
31:51It has become empty.
31:53So, you used to catch fish and the river dried up.
31:56It dried up.
31:57I don't have a job right now.
31:59I am very hungry and thirsty.
32:01No. We won't let you go like this.
32:03You are his enemy.
32:06Exactly.
32:07Mr. Haroon, the river is very big.
32:10How can it dry up if there is a lot of water in it?
32:12Like this.
32:15I had heard that it can be seen to be dry.
32:17Today, I have heard it to be dry for the first time.
32:21Okay. If the river has dried up, you can take some water from me.
32:25No. No.
32:26Then?
32:26We are not going to ask for it.
32:28We are a very talented couple.
32:30Yes.
32:30Tell me something.
32:31What dialect are you speaking?
32:35We speak Bengali from Chittagong.
32:38And she is speaking Punjabi. What is this story?
32:40The thing is that she got trapped in our trap.
32:43Yes. She got trapped.
32:44How?
32:45I mean, she got trapped in the trap of love.
32:47No. No. She got trapped in the real trap.
32:49What? How?
32:51One day, I was sleeping in my house.
32:52Then?
32:53A flood came.
32:54Yes.
32:55It swept me away.
32:56Oh, my God! A flood came in your village.
32:58Yes.
32:59And everyone in the village got swept away.
33:01No. No. No.
33:01Then?
33:02Only my house got swept away.
33:05All your family members got swept away.
33:06No. No. No.
33:07Only I got swept away.
33:12You were sleeping in the house.
33:14A flood came in the entire village.
33:15But only one wave swept you away.
33:17When this happened..
33:19Yes. Yes.
33:19I woke up two or three times before that.
33:20But the flood didn't come.
33:23He must be waiting. I was upset.
33:25Okay. You got swept away in the flood. Then?
33:27I got swept away.
33:28I got trapped in his trap.
33:30You set a trap for him.
33:31I set a trap for him.
33:32I set a trap for him to catch fish.
33:34Okay.
33:34He got trapped in it. I got trapped in it.
33:36I pulled him away.
33:37He pulled him away.
33:38Aunt, you don't cry.
33:39Let your life cry.
33:40Aunt, you are great.
33:46She is the beauty of today's times.
33:50She caught fish instead of fish.
33:51She caught fish instead of fish.
33:53She caught fish.
33:53When you were pulling the net
33:55didn't you realise that it was a heavy thing?
33:57I catch big fish.
33:59What's wrong with that?
34:00Yes.
34:01Okay.
34:01She said yes.
34:03What is this?
34:04You wanted to show your talent.
34:06You answered the question.
34:08Yes.
34:09There is nothing to catch.
34:10There is a lot to do.
34:11We can do a lot.
34:13We can do a lot.
34:13If there is a place in your show
34:15then both of us will get settled there.
34:17Among such talented people
34:19do you think you will be able to make a place?
34:20We are almost as talented.
34:22Yes.
34:23How is this possible?
34:24It is possible.
34:25Don't beat around the bush.
34:27Who do you think is talented?
34:28Remove all of this.
34:31Remove all of this.
34:34Remove it like this.
34:35Keep it like this.
34:36Keep it like this.
34:37Keep it like this.
34:38Remove the rest.
34:39Come up. Adjust a little.
34:41In our show, there is comedy.
34:43There is a joke.
34:43There are jokes.
34:44We are making fun of you.
34:46Can you make better jokes than Charlie?
34:47Yes.
34:48Yes.
34:49Make a joke and show it to Mr. Agah.
34:50Do it.
34:51Mr. Agah is like a sour fish.
34:54Sour fish.
34:55Yes.
34:55I will make a place for you.
34:59I heard a slight laugh.
35:02At the sour fish.
35:04Get up, Charlie.
35:07You are like a dolphin's tail.
35:12I will make a place for you.
35:14Kamtriya, do you think I am an aunt?
35:17I just came out of the oven.
35:18I am a little brownish.
35:19Do you think I am an aunt?
35:22Oh, God.
35:24I didn't do anything to you.
35:26What did you call me?
35:27I called you aunt out of respect.
35:28What difference does it make?
35:30Do you want to die?
35:32What is Mr. Salim's face like?
35:33Mr. Salim is like a big thorn of a sour fish.
35:37Yes.
35:38What?
35:38I think both of us should get out of here.
35:42Okay. What is my face like?
35:44You look like the father of all fish.
35:49What is Irza's face like?
35:50You look like a fruit fairy.
35:51Fruit fairy?
35:52Yes.
35:53My wife forgot.
35:54She is the one who was backstage.
35:58Aunt, how many children do you have?
36:00Kamtriya, why are you calling me aunt?
36:02Don't call me aunt.
36:03What is the need of so many children in Delhi?
36:06What should I call you?
36:06Should I call you Saima or Sayanur?
36:09Call me Shabnam.
36:10What?
36:11I am Shabnam.
36:12But with a slap.
36:14Yes, call me Shabnam.
36:15How many children do you have?
36:16How many children did we have?
36:18No.
36:21I had told you to count before going to the show.
36:23Okay. You have a lot of children.
36:25Yes, we have a lot of children.
36:26Okay. What is there in the river where you used to catch fish?
36:29The river has completely dried up.
36:30The buildings of your city are getting bigger.
36:32The rivers are getting over.
36:34Did you build buildings there too?
36:35No. People come there and steal fish.
36:37They take it for construction.
36:39Now the water of the river can't stop.
36:41It goes into the sea.
36:42Oh.
36:43Okay. Tell me.
36:44One very important thing in this is that
36:46the history that has been told to us in Pakistan
36:50is that we are always reactive.
36:53We are never pre-emptive.
36:54We don't do anything to prevent it from happening.
36:58We don't say that this is a big incident.
37:00We should do something about it.
37:01This is what always happens in Pakistan.
37:03No matter what incident it is, big or small.
37:06When it happens, everyone says that
37:08we will do something about it.
37:11We will fix it.
37:12The pre-emptive thinking that is there,
37:14that should happen, I think.
37:16And the things that are being said about Pakistan till 2030,
37:20that there will be so much scarcity of water.
37:22You see, the bore that used to happen in Lahore,
37:25I think it used to come out easily at 100-125.
37:29It used to come before that.
37:30It used to come before that.
37:31And for clean water, it used to come at 100.
37:33Now it comes at 400-400.
37:35And we don't care as long as there is a flood of water in Lahore.
37:40Till then, I don't think we will do anything pre-emptively.
37:44That's right.
37:45Look at the example of Niagara Falls.
37:46There was a report that something might happen after 90 years.
37:50They are doing all the arrangements for it now.
37:53That's the thing.
37:54You should be prepared before time.
37:57We wait.
37:58I remember the 12th player, Mr. Iftikhar Arif.
38:01In a pleasant weather, there were hundreds of scenes.
38:05He used to praise his teams.
38:08Hundreds of scenes.
38:09He used to praise his teams.
38:11He used to encourage his fans.
38:14I used to hoot the 12th player.
38:19The 12th player is not a player.
38:22He waits for a moment, a momentary moment.
38:26When an accident happens, he goes out to play.
38:30So, we are running our country like a 12th player.
38:33We should run it like an opener.
38:34This is what you said.
38:35Very good.
38:39It's time for a short break.
38:41Don't go anywhere. We will meet you after the break.
38:54Welcome back, viewers.
38:55As the fast is passing by
38:58and the last ten days of Ramadan are nearing
39:01I see that the road rage is increasing.
39:06We saw it in an underpass in Lahore.
39:09Yes, what a scene.
39:10We saw how much injustice was done to a man.
39:13We saw it in Karachi and in the board basin.
39:16A car reversed and hit another car.
39:19They did a lot of injustice.
39:20As the last ten days of Ramadan are nearing
39:23there is less patience, steadfastness and courage.
39:28So, I think that instead of people, we should be patient.
39:33We should be patient.
39:35I think everyone will be patient and it will be better.
39:38Because no one has ever reached home.
39:41Last Ramadan, there was a rush. I never reached home.
39:44You will reach home one day. Don't worry.
39:47Because usually, I go ahead.
39:50No one is left behind.
39:52Everyone reaches home.
39:53In the last few days, I was passing by a place
39:54and the traffic was very bad.
39:57A man took milk from the shop in front of me.
40:00He was on a bike.
40:01He was trying to get out of the shop quickly.
40:03He fell down and the milk spilled.
40:06He went to the shop to get milk again.
40:08What a time you saved.
40:10He was in a hurry.
40:11The cat jumped out of the car.
40:14Usually, the cat is standing in front of the shop.
40:17Yes.
40:17Because the shop is a mess.
40:20I remembered something about the cat.
40:22These days, there is a disease.
40:27It is caused by cats.
40:28It is caused by cats and dogs.
40:30People who hug them and kiss them,
40:33they should be vaccinated on time.
40:36Because animals are suffering from a dangerous disease.
40:40Cats and dogs.
40:41They don't have a problem with it.
40:43But humans get rabies.
40:47It is an attack of madness.
40:49If it happens, be very careful.
40:51This is my neighbor.
40:52He lives in the upper portion.
40:54Azim Vicky.
40:55Yes. He has a cat.
40:56Okay.
40:57There is a jungle on the side.
40:58It is ventilated.
40:59Yes.
41:00The cat sits there.
41:03It thinks that I am petting it.
41:06The cat is cuter than its babies.
41:10The cat is so beautiful.
41:12It has a guest at home.
41:13It is going to give it a thousand kisses.
41:15The cat took the milk.
41:16The cat said, I don't want to drink it.
41:17Why?
41:18The cat said, I will pet it.
41:19I don't want to drink it from you.
41:20Okay.
41:20The cat said, I will pet it.
41:24The cat is so smart.
41:25The cat took the milk from the side.
41:29Mr. Saleem, you had a cat too.
41:31What happened to it?
41:32It is crazy.
41:37Okay. Let's move on.
41:39I was talking about shrimp.
41:41Do you remember?
41:42We talked about pistol shrimp.
41:43Yes. The one that fires.
41:44Yes. The one that fires.
41:46I found another shrimp.
41:47What?
41:48Really?
41:48It is called boxer shrimp.
41:50What?
41:50Does it box?
41:51Yes. It punches.
41:53Really?
41:53Yes.
41:54Its punch is at a speed of 80 km per hour.
41:58Wow.
41:59They have kept it there.
42:00When they get tired, they wear it.
42:02They say, hit it lightly on my waist.
42:05Sir, it has such a powerful punch
42:08that when it hits something
42:10it doesn't care about the aquarium.
42:13I see.
42:13It even breaks big glasses.
42:14Wow.
42:15When you blink your eye
42:18it punches you 50 times.
42:21Wow.
42:21Such a powerful punch.
42:23Do you know how much heat it generates?
42:26Yes.
42:27When it is hot, it goes up to 45-46 degrees centigrade.
42:30Yes.
42:30That's a lot.
42:314400 degrees centigrade.
42:33Oh my God.
42:34In one punch.
42:35It generates so much heat in one punch.
42:38These big shells
42:40that we cut with a hammer
42:42or the tools for that.
42:44It breaks them in one punch.
42:46Scientists have done a lot of research on this.
42:49It has such a speed
42:51that God has made such things.
42:53When something passes by it
42:57it doesn't even know that it has been punched.
43:00Its entire shell is broken.
43:03It is torn apart.
43:05Yes.
43:06It doesn't even know.
43:07It breaks glasses too.
43:08No, it dies.
43:09It dies right there.
43:10Right there.
43:11It dies instantly.
43:12Wow.
43:12I saw a stingray.
43:14What is that stingray?
43:15It is a fish.
43:16You might remember.
43:17It looks like a square.
43:20It swims in the sea.
43:21It swims very comfortably.
43:24It has a long tail.
43:26It is called a stingray.
43:28I saw a stingray.
43:30It is called an electric stingray.
43:32When an animal comes near it
43:34like a fish or something
43:35it releases electricity.
43:36It grabs it in its arms.
43:39Wow.
43:39It is swimming.
43:41It doesn't know why it grabbed it in its arms.
43:43Maybe it grabbed it lovingly.
43:44It swims in the sea.
43:48It makes a sound of 220 volts.
43:51Wow.
43:52Yes.
43:52It releases electricity.
43:54In the water.
43:54The animals that live in the water
43:56take it in their hands.
43:58Doctor, I read that
43:59the muscles of the generator
44:01are so strong
44:04that it can continuously
44:06give you 220 volts for a long time.
44:10Research is being done
44:11on how to generate electricity
44:13organically.
44:14Sir, does it have a generator?
44:16Yes.
44:16But who does the changeover?
44:19What is the name of the animal?
44:21It is called a mantis shrimp.
44:22It is also called a boxer shrimp.
44:24Hello.
44:24How much does it weigh?
44:25Oh, God.
44:27What are you going to do?
44:28He is going to kill his family.
44:33Viewers, this was today's show.
44:35We will meet you in the next show.
44:36Take care.
44:38Goodbye.