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00:30All the strawberries, the pear, there's nothing so sweet and so true
00:34As sweet as you
00:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:39A thousand pears could bake you a cake
00:42But all I have would be a pear belly, yeah
00:45There's nothing so sweet and so true
00:48As sweet as you
01:01What about the menu?
01:04I like this menu.
01:07Sex menu for example.
01:09Ok, Pola, but we're talking about the windows, OK?
01:11Not sex.
01:12But sex and the kitchen are inseparable.
01:14You know, you've got the same one.
01:15Or maybe not at the moment?
01:17You don't look like a girl who has problems with a guy.
01:21Ok, but what are you planning?
01:25I'll call Maciek and ask about the windows.
01:28Hanka, I'm not asking about Okna, I'm asking about Jerzy.
01:35Try to get him into the restaurant.
01:39Whatever you want, but Jerzy knows everything about the kitchen.
01:42He promised to help me, so...
01:43If he still remembers.
01:45Hanka, I'm begging you, if he's going to hibernate with that memory forever,
01:48then what?
01:51There were no other ideas,
01:53and when Mańka started to come up with some boy's tables or noble pots,
01:57I said, okay, this recipe is better.
02:00And I like brzozowisko.
02:02Stepuś, don't compromise.
02:04Brzozowisko?
02:05Yes.
02:06And why brzozowisko?
02:07And why a recipe?
02:09A recipe, an unfinished recipe.
02:11And why did you make a decision without us?
02:14Why wasn't there a referendum?
02:16Well, and they took democracy for me.
02:18Okay, as he called it, he called for people to come.
02:20And we have a surprise for you.
02:22And we invite you to a dance.
02:24Not to a dance.
02:25Not to a dance, Stepuś.
02:27Why do you always have to do everything?
02:30We invite you to a dance course.
02:33What do you say?
02:35Well, I don't see any enthusiasm.
02:37I'm sorry, I won't take advantage, because I have other things to do.
02:41Well, and I, and I...
02:43I don't have time for stupidity.
02:45Another romance without our knowledge?
02:48There was no bigger romance than your romance.
02:53Mirka, listen, I'm offended.
02:56We have to go to these courses,
02:58because Wanda has minor problems with coordination of movements.
03:01Minor?
03:02Yes, minor, but she has.
03:04And I just noticed it.
03:05And when did you notice it?
03:08Well, you know.
03:09I don't know.
03:11Well, you know.
03:12I don't know.
03:14You know.
03:15Okay.
03:16Mother of God.
03:17Mother of God.
03:18Mother of God.
03:19What?
03:20No, it's not normal.
03:21No, because we made an order.
03:22I got the information that these dishes will arrive two weeks later.
03:25You're talking nonsense.
03:26I don't know, ten shelves is such a problem.
03:28No, the next two weeks are just unacceptable.
03:30How many?
03:31No, it's just unacceptable.
03:33You know what?
03:34I was impressed by the bows.
03:35Really.
03:36So what, are you going to the forest to cut down trees or what?
03:38No, I'm not kidding, sir.
03:40No, sir, it's not funny at all.
03:42No, I'm sorry, because we paid the whole amount.
03:44I can't give up now.
03:45I don't know, so...
03:46No, please stop.
03:47No, please stop.
03:48Goodbye.
03:50Do you speak in one voice?
03:51Yes, you know, we always do.
03:52Because, listen, they won't come at all.
03:53They'll just throw the upholstery and be late.
03:55Well, that's cool, because there won't be any dishes either.
03:57If it goes on like this, I don't know.
03:58Well, it's a project.
04:00So come on.
04:01Come on, honey, come on, come on.
04:03Come on, honey, let's see what that uncle drew.
04:05What did that uncle draw?
04:06Oh.
04:07Come on, sweetie.
04:08I'm taking the eraser.
04:09Here you go.
04:10It will be useful.
04:11And this is all you need.
04:12A coat hanger, a corner for children.
04:15And all your historic tables and chairs.
04:18You wanted to say divine tables and chairs.
04:21And this is such an integration space.
04:24One big table.
04:25Everyone sits at one table.
04:27Jesus, Maciek, this is divine.
04:29Thank you very much.
04:30That's exactly what we meant.
04:31And I'm sorry I yelled at you then.
04:34No, I'm sorry.
04:35I'll forgive you when we go to Cannes.
04:38You know, I probably can't.
04:39But Pola?
04:40Well, how can I not?
04:41I have to fly after all.
04:42I have a flight, don't you remember?
04:43So what?
04:44We'll call each other.
04:45I'm taking the eraser.
04:46Here you go.
04:49I don't know.
04:50I was kidding with this coffee.
04:51I'm in a hurry to the company.
04:52And the hurry, how?
04:54Jerzy, how?
04:59Not good.
05:01I'm glad he woke up.
05:04I understand.
05:05I would like it to be like it used to be, but ...
05:09If you want to talk to someone, call me.
05:13Hi.
05:17How is he?
05:18Yes?
05:19Oh!
05:20Little one!
05:21Hi!
05:22What are you doing, daughter?
05:24Well, I'm closing.
05:25Because the suppliers didn't come.
05:27But I saw a beautiful project of Maciek.
05:30Thank God.
05:31Thanks to me that Fadam came up with an idea with an architect.
05:34Well, thank you.
05:35Thank God, I say.
05:36Okay, honey.
05:37So what?
05:38So I'm taking Gniewka.
05:39No, no, no, Mom, no.
05:40I'm taking Gniewka.
05:41Well, we're going to Jerzy.
05:42I missed the kids.
05:43Well, okay.
05:44So I'm going.
05:45Bye.
05:46Bye-bye.
05:47Come on, Mom.
05:48Take care of yourself.
05:49Okay, bye-bye.
05:50So you don't have excuses now?
05:52What?
05:53You're going with us to the course.
05:54Yes.
05:55You don't have to take care of your grandson, so you can dance with your friends.
05:58Okay.
05:59We'll work on this body coordination.
06:01I have nothing to do with it.
06:03But you can try.
06:04There.
06:05My little baby.
06:06I'm going for a walk with Dad now.
06:07Yes?
06:08Yes?
06:09We're going to sit down?
06:10Yes.
06:11Dad, maybe I should take her to the nursery.
06:12I mean to Grandma.
06:13You know, because I have this moment now.
06:14I really focused and I have this power to work.
06:15I would work.
06:16So the Habitat is a place where you can work.
06:17Yes.
06:18You can work.
06:19You can work.
06:20You can work.
06:21You can work.
06:22You can work.
06:23You can work.
06:24You can work.
06:25You can work.
06:26You can work.
06:27You can work.
06:28You can work.
06:29You can work.
06:30You can work.
06:31You can work.
06:33So the Habitat is more important to you?
06:34Yeah?
06:35Come on Sad Dog!
06:38You know what Andrzej really if we're already starting to plan.
06:40How to get rid of the child,
06:41to take care of our own affairs.
06:42It's me that I say thanks.
06:43Sorry beta.
06:44but it's the first time I said it though.
06:46in contrast to you.
06:47Why do you look at me like this?
06:48I don't want to remind you,
06:49but you remember how you were què
06:53hemp?
06:54So now we simply start.
06:55Estrangement, discords.
06:56But, Andrej, really
06:57marriage goes down the routine.
06:59Well, yes.
07:00If you expect a lifetime of kinks
07:01I expect them from you, but if you can't assure them, then what should I do?
07:06I'm sorry, but we can... I... I...
07:10We can go. Please. Let's go. Let's go.
07:13To Kazimierz. Come on. Let's go to Kazimierz.
07:15Thank you very much. You know, I have the smelly Vistula in Warsaw.
07:18It's the pearl of the Renaissance, I'm sorry.
07:20Andrzej, why should I go there? I'm not going to beat a child's teeth with a cart full of cat piss.
07:25Cornelia has no teeth.
07:26Don't annoy me, okay?
07:28Yes, in Kazimierz there are three crosses on a cross and a lot of cat piss.
07:33Why do you want to go there?
07:34So that you can take a walk on the Vistula with a child.
07:36Oh, thank you, you know.
07:37There is a climate there, you know? There is even a microclimate.
07:40I would find a place to work, I could work.
07:42Oh, well, I thank you very much for such care, you know, that you care so much about us.
07:45Thank you very much for this attraction, well.
07:47I can't turn it on, well.
07:49So I prefer to sit alone in my own microclimate, in my own work, right?
07:55Can you get up and help me turn it on?
07:57Because you're just sitting like a wheel.
07:59You can't turn it on?
08:00I can't.
08:01Well, that's what it says about how you take care of the child.
08:03Oh.
08:04Here you go.
08:06Pearl, I have to go to work, you know?
08:10I'm going out, to my own microclimate, you know?
08:13Here you go.
08:14And you go for a walk with the child.
08:16This is how you turn it on, you see?
08:17Okay.
08:25Hi.
08:27Hi.
08:28We're not going in.
08:30Are you coming with us?
08:32Where to?
08:33Maybe you don't remember, but you promised to help me.
08:36Oh, sure.
08:38Yes.
08:39Yum.
08:41He's funny.
08:42Can you hold him for a moment?
08:44I don't know if I can do it.
08:45Of course you can.
08:46Hold him.
08:47Already?
08:50I thought you were his father.
08:52But Janek had an accident and you didn't make it to church.
08:57The only person who won't say anything to me.
09:01I won't say anything to you either.
09:02I'm just glad you're here.
09:05You wanted to buy something here, right?
09:07No.
09:08Don't you remember this market?
09:12Market, huh?
09:14Well, a market is a market.
09:15But we met here.
09:18We were buying pomegranates.
09:20There.
09:22Was I charming and nice?
09:24No, you were terrible.
09:26Hopeless, but mysterious.
09:30Take him, maybe he'll cry or something.
09:33I can't.
09:34Come on, come on, come on.
09:37Did you choose the equipment for the restaurant?
09:39I chose the Amadeus company.
09:40But you really don't remember this market?
09:42No, I don't remember at all.
09:43Come on.
09:51Good morning.
09:52Good morning.
09:54What's your name?
09:56It doesn't matter.
09:58Let's say Kowalska.
10:01I'm pregnant.
10:03Oh, congratulations.
10:04And I want to remove this pregnancy.
10:07Excuse me?
10:08Did you hear that?
10:10Ma'am, please don't be nervous.
10:13Calmly, we'll start from the beginning.
10:16I'll ask you for your test results.
10:17Do you have them with you?
10:18No.
10:19Oh, that's okay.
10:20I'll write you down the direction for all the necessary tests.
10:23And are you suffering from any kind of disease?
10:26No.
10:28Are there any genetic diseases in your family or your partner's family?
10:34No.
10:38No.
10:40Excuse me, is this a joke?
10:42You really look like a health hazard.
10:44And you really don't have the qualifications to be removed.
10:47That's weird.
10:49I have you as a companion for underprivileged women.
10:52You are a gynecologist.
10:53You don't have the qualifications.
10:55You don't have the qualifications, dear lady.
10:58Are you a member of the association or a nanny?
11:01Are you kidding me that I can have anything to do with these hyenas?
11:05I think you should stop a little.
11:08I think they took you to have an abortion.
11:12One after the other.
11:14This is some kind of provocation, isn't it?
11:20I'll catch you.
11:22We'll meet again.
11:31Do you remember this park?
11:32Park?
11:34You asked me to move in with you.
11:36Me?
11:38If you still want it, then I...
11:40Anka...
11:47Express, if you want it, it's also from Italy, you know?
11:49I have plans for this one.
11:51Il Ristretto I have.
11:53Camissi Mella Stella is a great company.
11:55And...
11:58I mean, how did we live together?
12:00You said we were friends, didn't you?
12:02Stop it, okay?
12:07Okay, you can take all the equipment from Italy, if you want.
12:11Stop it, it's not about you.
12:12I know it's not about you, but I don't remember it.
12:15Don't you understand?
12:16I don't remember it.
12:18Maybe you've had enough of walking today, huh?
12:23One last place.
12:24I promise, one last place.
12:25Please, please.
12:26Inbir.
12:27But remember everything there for sure.
12:28What Inbir?
12:29You say it's bad, but you remember it for sure.
12:31I was pregnant.
12:33With this delinquent?
12:34Yes.
12:35I worked at your dishwasher, Jerzy.
12:37We got married.
12:39We lived together.
12:40Anka, don't be mad at me.
12:43I understand that it's hard for you, but I...
12:46I don't remember it.
12:52Anka, I'm sorry.
12:55Hello.
12:56Yes.
12:58Okay, in 15 minutes.
13:00In the office or...
13:03No, no, no.
13:05I'm not busy.
13:06We were, but we're finishing now.
13:09So goodbye.
13:10Bye.
13:11I have to go.
13:15I hope I helped you with the equipment.
13:19At least you'll stick to the rules.
13:21You'll see.
13:22Of course I will.
13:23Okay.
13:25Bye.
13:26Bye.
13:27Bye.
13:28Bye.
13:29Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:33Don't you have a record of the patients?
13:36Who was it?
13:37Can you answer me?
13:38Just a minute.
13:39No, no, no, no.
13:40Where's the record of this patient?
13:41Who saved her?
13:42You?
13:43Maybe I'll call my friend.
13:44Ma'am, there's no friend here.
13:46This patient came in when you were sitting here.
13:49Do I have to take the worst cases in this clinic?
13:52There are no other gynecologists.
13:53They all left?
13:54Dr. Leon Gwizdała?
13:55Yes, he did.
13:56Dr. Leon Gwizdała went on a wedding trip with his patient, Katarzyna Kołacz.
14:00Oh.
14:02Where to?
14:03To Kazimierz's?
14:04No.
14:05To Morocco.
14:06It's no big deal.
14:08Kazimierz Dolny, ladies and gentlemen,
14:10it's no big deal.
14:12It's the pearl of the Renaissance.
14:13Please immediately look for the patient's card.
14:15I don't have it, doctor.
14:17I probably wanted to make a copy.
14:19I mean, when she left, I probably wanted to make a copy.
14:21Then maybe you should go to Xero.
14:23Then maybe you should go to Xero.
14:34What is she doing?
14:35I don't know, maybe she wants to sit down or...
14:37What are you doing on the floor in front of the mirror?
14:41And this is the camera, isn't it?
14:46No, I'm very sorry, but...
14:48I'm sorry, but can't we just dance like normal people at home?
14:52I'm going, Wanda, really, I'm sorry.
14:54Hello, students, let's not waste time.
14:55What's your name, dear?
14:56Irena.
14:57Irenka, I'm Krystian.
14:58This is Zuza, my partner.
14:59And...
15:00The basics of the latin turn.
15:01Cha-cha-raz.
15:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:03Wanda.
15:04Cha-cha-raz, Wanda.
15:05What a torpedo, girl.
15:07Cha-cha-raz.
15:08What's your name?
15:09Stas.
15:10Stas, I know, I remember.
15:11Cha-cha-raz.
15:12Claudia.
15:13Claudia.
15:14Okay, listen, we all know each other.
15:15Please come forward.
15:16I'll show you the basic step.
15:17Cha-cha, very simple.
15:18Zuza, turn on the music.
15:19Three, I think.
15:20Okay, attention.
15:21One, two, three.
15:22Cha-cha-raz, forward.
15:23Cha-cha, backward.
15:24Cha-cha-raz, forward.
15:25Cha-cha, two, backward.
15:26Cha-cha, backward.
15:27A smile on your face, right?
15:28A bright face like Wanda's, right, darling?
15:29Stefan.
15:30No, because I don't know this round yet.
15:31Just stretched fingers, legs.
15:32Some ass has to be tense.
15:33Move your ear.
15:34Zuza, show me.
15:35Show Stefan.
15:36But...
15:37Okay, we're still dancing.
15:39Another element in this dance, it's so-called New York.
15:40The hands are coming, cha-cha-raz, ahead will be New York in a moment, and now, cha-cha-raz.
15:41New York hands, cha-cha, two.
15:42New York hands, cha-cha, one.
15:43Beautiful, right?
15:44With joy, with energy, Stefan, fantastic, move your ear.
15:45Good, one more time.
15:46And again, now, cha-cha-raz.
15:47Backwards, forward, back.
15:48Cha-cha-raz, forward.
15:49Now, right, right.
15:50And again.
15:51One more time.
15:52I'm telling you.
15:53Right, right.
15:54Now the other way.
15:55Now the other way.
15:56Wait, now again.
15:57Now again.
15:58Now again.
15:59Now again.
16:00Now again.
16:01Now, now.
16:08You don't mean trouble.
16:10Of course.
16:12Yeah.
16:21The first time I felt this way
16:24Was the first time I saw your face
16:29You were standing alone
16:32And your arrows were thrown to my heart
16:36The next time I felt this way
16:40Was the moment that you spoke to me
16:45It was more than just a chance
17:06It was more than just a chance
17:09It was more than just a chance
17:12It was more than just a chance
17:15It was more than just a chance
17:18It was more than just a chance
17:21It was more than just a chance
17:24It was more than just a chance
17:27It was more than just a chance
17:30It was more than just a chance
17:33It was more than just a chance
17:36It was more than just a chance
17:39It was more than just a chance
17:42It was more than just a chance
17:45It was more than just a chance
17:48It was more than just a chance
17:51It was more than just a chance
17:54It was more than just a chance
17:57It was more than just a chance
18:00Listen, let's switch pairs
18:02As if we were experiencing something
18:04With this hand from behind
18:06Stephek, you're dancing like a chaplain
18:08You're just pulling everything
18:10Great, that's a torpedo
18:12Look, a red skirt
18:14Stepciu, you know what?
18:16You have to work on coordination
18:31I don't know, it's not a big deal
18:33No, it's not, really
18:35But I'm glad you're coming to this
18:37Naturally, with a sense of humor
18:39But others don't come to this
18:41I saw that Anna
18:43Who was in the hospital
18:45She was smoking by the bed
18:47I was sure it was your wife
18:49But I understand that everyone tells me
18:51That I had something with her
18:53And I don't remember anything
18:55And I don't want to hurt her
18:57Jerzy, stop
19:00First of all, you're after a very serious accident
19:03We were shocked that you came out of it
19:05With such small injuries
19:07Small, but annoying
19:09Sleep in some cases can last for weeks
19:12I know mine lasted shorter
19:14But I've lost a piece of my life, you see?
19:17I have no emotions
19:19But maybe they were unimportant
19:21And maybe fate wanted to create new opportunities for you
19:25You think so?
19:27Be careful, you'll hit a car
19:30In my opinion, there are no contraindications
19:32For you to continue your individual career
19:35And Cardamon, what?
19:37You asked for a compromise, right?
19:39I agree to the program, but Cardamon...
19:41What, I can't do it, right?
19:43No, I'm worried about the loss of consciousness
19:45You should save money, limit your access to yourself
19:48The most desirable feature in your environment
19:51Is patience
19:53So I should give myself time, right?
19:55Yes, time to return to balance
19:58You know, you're the most important
20:00Not Anka, not Cardamon
20:02Not your ex-wife, not your son
20:04Only you
20:09Okay, thank you
20:14Let's go
20:25Damn it
20:35Hello, honey
20:36Mom, where are you?
20:37I have to go to Cardamon
20:39Listen, I know you're worried about Jerzy, but...
20:41I can see him hugging his doctor
20:43Are they kissing?
20:45No, they're talking, but...
20:47They're talking, but it's normal for a doctor to talk to his patient
20:50Don't overdo it
20:51Why is Gniewko whining so much?
20:53Because he's a little kid
20:54Mom, where are you?
20:55I have to put him down and go to Cardamon
20:57I'm already worried about Mateo
20:58I know I was supposed to take care of Gniewko
21:00But you decided otherwise
21:02I can't do it now, because...
21:04Because I have an appointment with Drzewiecki
21:07With who?
21:08With Drzewiecki
21:09I told you, but you didn't have time to listen to me
21:12Okay, I'll manage somehow, bye
21:14Damn it
21:20Anka!
21:21Ania, I'm begging you, take care of him, okay?
21:24Don't worry
21:25Mom, I had to go to work and get in the car
21:27I have a lot of work to do
21:29I'm already late
21:30What, should I take him to Zośka?
21:32Where have you been?
21:33Let's just say I've been working on his memory
21:35It doesn't matter
21:36What's grandma doing? Can't you take care of him?
21:38No, because she has an appointment with Drzewiecki
21:40Bye, kids, bye!
21:45Why are you crying?
21:52Every picture tells a story
21:55So they say
21:59Long before we met
22:01My heart was painting you
22:05Now I'm standing here
22:08Staring at your face
22:13And not even...
22:15What are you doing, grandma?
22:18You're grandma, aren't you?
22:20In this age, all you do is
22:22Wearing velvet gaiters, headscarves
22:25And making wires for your grandkids
22:29Okay, he's just a friend
22:32He's just a friend
22:37Sylwia, tell me what's going on
22:39Maybe you're a little late
22:41I'm sorry
22:42Do you have an explanation?
22:44I'd have to confess to you like in a confessional
22:46I don't think that's what we're talking about, right?
22:47Do you know how many plates we have to set?
22:48If you let me go back to work, you'll set them right away
22:50But please, not with that tone, okay?
22:52Besides, there's no room for insubordination
22:54And Knappe would never let that happen
22:56If Jerzy were in my place, you'd leave the kitchen right away
22:58That's what you want, right?
22:59For me to leave the kitchen right away
23:00Then say it straight, not with some hick
23:01Take it easy
23:02But without a demonstration
23:04What are you, a lawyer?
23:05Without a demonstration
23:07Because that's what you're good at
23:09Oh, Jesus
23:10Oh, Jesus, boss
23:11I missed you so much
23:13Ladies and gentlemen
23:15I have to warn you right away
23:17that my brain is a bit like Swiss cheese
23:21But I think the boss remembers me, right?
23:23It's hard to forget you
23:24But I'm sure the boss remembers me, right?
23:26But I know you
23:27The boss will remember you in a second
23:28Damn, I'm so happy that I think I'll kiss the boss
23:31Me too
23:32If there's an opportunity, I'll use it too
23:34We couldn't wait any longer
23:36Be careful
23:38I just want to say that...
23:45Oh, my God
23:51What is she doing here?
23:53I think...
23:54No!
23:55Oh, my God
23:56Oh, my God
23:57Oh, my God
23:58But get away from him
23:59He doesn't have to have space
24:00Okay, calm down
24:01Jerzy, honey
24:02What did you do to him?
24:03I didn't do anything to him
24:04He just has it sometimes
24:05How does he have it?
24:06He was looking at you, commenting, right?
24:07Honey, honey, is everything okay now?
24:08Jesus Christ, what are you doing here?
24:11Mateo was right
24:13It's all your fault
24:17Okay, maybe you're right
24:18Maybe it'll be better if I go with you
24:21Thank you
24:22It was nice working with you
24:23Great
24:27Anka!
24:32Anyway, the point is, they're together
24:34I have a family, grandchildren
24:36And this poor Karolek is alone
24:38Completely alone
24:39And did you cheat on Karola?
24:42What are you talking about?
24:47How long have you been single?
24:50How long have you been single?
24:51Michał!
24:52What kind of question is that?
24:54Is this some kind of interrogation?
24:55Look at who I'm dealing with
24:58It's okay, Jesus
24:59I'd like you to talk about yourself
25:00Women like it
25:01They're empty
25:02Oh, and you see, now
25:03Now your image of a distinguished, cultural guy in his prime has completely gone down the drain
25:08Oh
25:09Only young people have balls, right?
25:11They can be reckless and seduce women
25:14We don't have time
25:15But Michał, what you're doing has nothing to do with seduction
25:19You're acting like some Austrian general 15 minutes before the attack
25:23Exactly
25:24Name, surname
25:25Civil status
25:27Free or not
25:28And time, ma'am
25:29Time counts, time
25:30Anyway
25:31I'd like you to talk about yourself
25:33Michał, maybe I don't want to talk about myself
25:37Maybe I want to be surrounded by this mystery
25:45What are you doing?
25:46I'm solving the mystery
25:47What are you doing?
25:48Sorry
26:01This is Karol
26:03Oh, he's alone
26:04Let's go up to him
26:05He's alone
26:06He's with a dog
26:07No, not with a dog
26:08Come on, Michał
26:09Come on, come on
26:10But what?
26:11Are you interested in him?
26:13What are you talking about?
26:14I just don't want him to see us together
26:16That's not what it's about
26:17He's with a dog
26:18But this dog is with this one lady who just now
26:20What lady?
26:21You don't have a lady
26:22She just came out
26:24Are you jealous of me?
26:26No, I'm not
26:27No, but it would really be nice if you were jealous
26:31Because no one has been jealous of me since 2010
26:35And what happened in 2010?
26:38Shut up
26:39Quietly, he'll see us
26:40Okay, come on
26:42Pola, I'm calling you and calling you
26:44You're just exaggerating
26:45I wouldn't be surprised if you told me now
26:47that you picked me up just by accident
26:50Bata, how long are you going to keep on whining?
26:52Do you still want this reception?
26:54No, I'm sick of it
26:55So what? You're very brave
26:57You know how much we support Anka at the restaurant?
26:59Besides, listen
27:01Jerzy is in a terrible state
27:02Anka really has a problem
27:04Jesus
27:05If I forgot about that frog, I'd drown it
27:08Kazimierz proposed to you
27:10Kazimierz?
27:11Kazimierz
27:12Admit it yourself that it's a scandal
27:15And to Morocco
27:17If I knew that Leon is taking his wife to Morocco
27:20and he wants me to go to Kazimierz
27:21Don't you see that the doctor is chasing you?
27:24What are you imagining?
27:25After all, everyone needs some free space
27:27You really don't have any business?
27:29I don't know, if I was sitting on a couch like this
27:30I wouldn't have left it at home for a long time
27:32You think so?
27:33Of course I do
27:34Every guy needs to have his own life, you know?
27:36You have to...
27:38You have to give him some space
27:40Even the doctor needs it
27:42Don't talk about him like that
27:43I asked you so many times
27:44not to talk about him like that
27:46What is Anka going to do with Jerzy?
27:48I'm supposed to meet him today and call him
27:50Did she call?
27:51No, not yet
27:52Then what are you waiting for?
27:53Call him now
27:54Take out the phone
27:57Fuck
28:13Fuck
28:20Hello Pola
28:21Oh no, Ania
28:23What? She's crying, I can hear her crying
28:25Who are you talking to?
28:26No, I'm not talking to you
28:27It's Beata
28:28I'm just eavesdropping
28:29I'm not eavesdropping
28:30I'm just hearing
28:31Hello, Anka?
28:32Anka, I'm not eavesdropping
28:33I just wanted to tell you
28:34so that you don't worry
28:35I'm not mad at you for my wedding
28:37and I'm not mad at this reception
28:38Why are you doing this now?
28:40No, no, I don't want to stress you out
28:42I just wanted you to relax
28:44You have to be patient
28:46Ania
28:47Ania, do you need me to come to you?
28:49Yes
28:52Take a gun with you
28:54or a cow's horn
28:55Easy, I'll be right there, OK?
28:57I'll be right there
28:58Listen, I have to go to her
28:59She wants to kill herself
29:00Taxi!
29:01Ania, listen to me
29:02Go!
29:13I just don't understand
29:15Why didn't you want to do it?
29:17I don't want to talk about it
29:18But you only have to get
29:21one 8000
29:23What did you do?
29:25You ask too many questions
29:27I just wanted to know
29:28such things about you
29:31Oh, what's this?
29:32Why do you need a bed?
29:33To suffocate hopeless, curious women
29:40Well, it was nice
29:43See you
29:48There's no wine, only some sweet nalewka
29:51What kind of house is this
29:52without wine?
29:53Tell me
29:54How old are you?
29:55Too old, you know?
29:56Why didn't I die
29:57in front of the whole accident and Jerzy?
29:59Don't even talk about me
30:01Please
30:02So Jerzy didn't kiss you
30:04or hug you?
30:05Did he say anything?
30:06You don't understand
30:07No, not three times
30:09It's like he's hibernating
30:11I don't know
30:12I did what you said
30:13in small steps
30:14Yes, in small steps
30:15But he doesn't go to his goal
30:17but to some disaster
30:19He treats me like a friend
30:21as if I was born yesterday
30:24He's rejuvenated you a bit
30:26Stop it
30:30And this doctor?
30:32What?
30:34What?
30:35This doctor looks like a picture
30:38And he doesn't know anything about me, about us
30:42Don't be nervous, calm down
30:44We'll figure something out
30:46And when he runs away, what?
30:47I think I've used all my options
30:49I don't know
30:50I have to drink
30:56I'm here, honey
30:58Honey, I'm here
31:00Hi, honey
31:02My baby
31:04Daddy took care of you
31:06and you gave him some space
31:09And where's daddy?
31:10Maybe he's preparing a surprise for me?
31:12What's that smell?
31:18Oh, a great surprise?
31:25Oh, my little one
31:27Daddy
31:28I'm sorry
31:29I heard you were coming in
31:31but I had to finish a sentence
31:34Oh, you did a great job
31:36And are we going to talk about it now?
31:38What? I don't know
31:40He's not coming
31:42I'm naive, Andrzej, please
31:44You know, I thought you were preparing a surprise for me
31:47Well, I got a surprise, a neglected child
31:49I'm working and I just can't do it
31:52Do you know what's the only good thing that happened to me during our marriage?
31:57The recording
31:58And you know, I generally know that...
32:00Mom, really, for a moment I was so happy
32:02I stood in front of the camera, in the light
32:04My heart was beating so fast
32:06Heart?
32:08But...
32:10High temperature, light and heart
32:12Only thanks to you, my love
32:14You see?
32:15Thank you, I'm sorry
32:20You see, my love?
32:22Daddy's a cardiologist
32:23and mom's going to have a heart attack
32:25and no one's going to help her
32:28Slowly, slowly, carefully, okay?
32:30Carefully, because it's a sweet liqueur
32:32You're going to feel bad later
32:34I'm begging you, Anka
32:35Leave her alone
32:36She's just going to nod her head and that's it
32:39So?
32:40I'm doing what you told me to do
32:42I'm happy with today's day
32:44Yes, because today was just for you
32:47Anka, how are we supposed to work together
32:50when I can't even look you in the eye for one day?
32:53So you want to leave me?
32:54You want to leave the recipe?
32:55No!
32:56Of course, of course
32:57I'm going to make a lot of money, Anka
32:59Yes!
33:00I'm going to organize a lot of events
33:02Events...
33:03Business meetings
33:05Exactly
33:06And I'm definitely going to invite my assistant, Kuba
33:08He's a very nice guy, you'll meet him
33:09All the recipes are crap
33:10None of them will work
33:12Okay, let's drink
33:15To?
33:18To Jerzy Knap's health
33:21Because he has one recipe
33:23I don't think it's just one
33:25One perfect recipe
33:27When you turn a woman into a bamboo, she starts drinking from a bottle
33:29Give me that bottle
33:30Look, something's going on
33:31Anka, give it to me, I'm begging you
33:33By the way, listen
33:34You have to take a sip
33:36That's it, you have to take a sip
33:39Yes, I wonder how
33:40I don't know, somehow...
33:41Shake it
33:42Exactly, shake it
33:43And shake it so you wake up from this damn lethargy
33:46Okay, enough!
33:47I'm going to pee
33:49Oh, I'm so happy
33:50Is everything okay, Anka?
33:51Do you feel good?
33:52Anka?
33:57Oh, we're here already
33:59Mania...
34:00Mom...
34:01She felt a little bad, but...
34:05She just had a very difficult day today
34:07A very difficult day, so...
34:08You have to be a little understanding for her
34:11She just fell
34:12Well, then I'd fall too
34:14Come on, Gniewko
34:15You know, brother, now it turns out that we're from a pathological family
34:18Don't listen to your sister, Gniewko, and don't look at mom
34:30Hi, hi
34:31Hi
34:32Are you waiting for Jerzy?
34:33No
34:34I'm waiting for you
34:36For me?
34:37Yeah
34:39It's nice, but...
34:40Let's talk
34:42After such a difficult day, I think we deserve a moment of pleasure
34:46You don't even know how difficult it is
34:47Jerzy said goodbye to Cardamon
34:49Oh!
34:51So now you'll be first
34:52Anka also left
34:54What a synchronization!
34:55And what a great opportunity to have a drink
34:57You think so?
34:58Mateo
35:00I love your Mateo, you know?
35:02You know what? You love him, I know, I know
35:03But I don't have anyone to do it with now
35:04I don't have anyone to do it with?
35:05You don't have to do it, you have to command
35:07But I've always been second, I don't mind
35:09That's right, if you moved to me, to the ginger, you'd understand that you're the first one created
35:14You know what? You didn't even ask what happened
35:17Jurek left, Anka slowed down, and you want to bribe me to your ginger just to put Cardamon on the shoulder
35:25You always have to have an enemy
35:28So you have one more, which is me
35:34So you have one more, which is me
35:48Okay, so...
35:50Yes
35:52We have regional products, right?
35:55And those...
35:56Seasonal
35:57Seasonal, that's right
35:59Do you have a hangover?
36:00What are you talking about? I don't drink alcohol at all
36:04Okay, maybe one glass of liqueur got in the way
36:07Yes
36:08Don't laugh, maybe a little more than one
36:11Okay, let's focus
36:13A short menu
36:14Spinach with puree, caramelized onion with bacon, right?
36:18Yes
36:19Chicken and leek soup
36:21And a pork dish?
36:23Listen, maybe a hamburger?
36:25A hamburger? They can eat it in the bakery
36:27In the bakery?
36:29In the bakery
36:31But we can also make a homemade hamburger, right?
36:34Oh
36:35With buns, from our own bakery
36:37But this...
36:38Really?
36:39Some kind of yogurt, cucumber with garlic
36:42And baked cocktail tomatoes
36:46Rice pudding with caramelized pineapple
36:49Oh
36:50Maybe some more tomato cream?
36:52And for the greedy
36:53But is it for an order?
36:54Yes, yes, yes, for an order
36:55This is your porridge, hot
36:57Porridge?
36:58Porridge
36:59Porridge, I'm sorry, I heard it right
37:01Porridge?
37:02What porridge?
37:03What are you even talking about?
37:04We were supposed to go to an elegant menu, right?
37:06Hi, porridge, porridge, very good idea
37:09Oh
37:10Honey, when was the last time you ate porridge in a hairpin, huh?
37:13I thought it was on my side
37:16Good morning
37:17Good morning
37:18What's for an order?
37:19Vodka, to the kitchen
37:20Can someone help?
37:21Yes
37:22I can help
37:23Take it, I can
37:24Very good, I also have my own menu
37:26Here you go
37:27Vegetarian menu
37:29Oh, nice
37:30But I have a hangover, do you?
37:31I had, but when I saw you, it passed
37:33See, this restaurant puts you in the pioneer
37:35I see you're interested
37:36Can I help you?
37:37How could you?
37:40There are things there, there's the kitchen
37:42There, there, there, there, to the kitchen
37:44Stop it, leave me alone
37:45Let's talk about this menu, so...
37:46Hi
37:47Of course
37:51There's the kitchen, right?
37:53Yes, it's nice that you're here
37:55I'll throw the window
37:57Okay
38:00You're staying with me now, you understand?
38:01You're staying, we're setting up the menu
38:02Anka, look me in the eyes
38:04Listen, Maciek, Jerzy, there's too much of this, you understand?
38:07Too much
38:08Two mushrooms in the dish, especially
38:10Very good, you'll be happy
38:12I have to go
38:13Are you staying with us?
38:15No, but everything's okay there
38:17I don't need anything
38:18It's not okay, where?
38:20No, because I have a meeting about the show
38:22On TV
38:24So I'm going
38:26Bye
38:27Have a nice day
38:34Ania, I have an idea that we could...
38:36Okay, tell me what you think about it, Pol
38:39I...
38:47No, with all due respect, but...
38:49Damn, I see it all
38:51What do the doctors say about it?
38:53They say there are no contraindications
38:55Can I bring you some paper?
38:56But what paper?
38:57Why do I need paper?
38:58What are you going to cook with your hand on the hob?
39:00What are you going to do with your left hand?
39:02Everything...
39:03I'll need paper
39:04No
39:05Then let's change the formula
39:07Give me a partner, or two partners
39:09Sure
39:10Who I'm going to cook with, or for whom I'm going to cook
39:12Wait, I like it
39:14But what?
39:15More action, going on a plenary
39:17People to feed
39:18Oh, I like being a boss
39:21But now I want, for example, a partner
39:23Jerzy, I'm sorry, I'd like to talk to you
39:25Could you...
39:26I'm busy now, so just a moment, okay?
39:30Just a moment
39:31I don't...
39:32For me, you're so selfless
39:35You're always interrupting these shots
39:37And this is a TV show, you know?
39:38It's like, even if everything goes wrong, you can't decide when to interrupt
39:43Okay, this is your role, okay?
39:46I promise I won't do this
39:48Just give me a chance
39:50So what?
39:51I don't know, really
39:52Then give me a chance, we'll try
39:54We'll see how it goes
39:56It doesn't cost us anything
39:58Okay, okay, turn on the cameras
40:01But remember
40:02Here you go
40:03You're responsible for this
40:05I'm sorry, I'm not responsible for this
40:07Okay, please, let's start
40:09Action!
40:10Cameras!
40:33Action!
40:39Ladies and gentlemen, there's no such thing as a water pipe
40:43No, I'm sorry, Jerzy, but I can't wait, I have to talk to someone
40:46Hello
40:47Anka, I'm sorry, but not now, okay?
40:50Don't keep it on the pan, it'll fall apart
40:52I have to be smart now
40:54If you want to help me, at least cut the onion for me, okay?
40:57Okay, I'll cut it for you
40:58I understand that you may be tired of this whole situation
41:00I understand that you may be tired of me
41:02But I just want it to be like it used to be, you know?
41:04And cut it like this?
41:05And clean the roll, okay?
41:06Ladies and gentlemen, two different people, two different ideas
41:10Maybe even two different fillings
41:12Cut more, it'll be for me too
41:14Can we go out and talk somewhere on the table?
41:17We can now, because I have work
41:18Okay, and clean the roll if you want
41:20Okay, can you give me a separate pan for garlic?
41:22Here you go, a very separate pan for garlic
41:25So as not to mix flavors, ladies and gentlemen
41:27You just want to start everything from the beginning, right?
41:29Maybe you just want to start everything from the beginning
41:31Or with someone else
41:32Maybe I need to start everything from the beginning
41:34Fortunately, ladies and gentlemen, I remember my rules
41:38But I don't give a fuck about your rules, I...
41:40Okay, stop, stop, stop!
41:42I didn't interrupt, right?
41:44I didn't interrupt, as we agreed
41:46Jerzy
41:47Jerzy
41:48We have to talk very seriously
41:50Tomorrow
41:51Kayetan
41:52Tomorrow
41:53Okay, thank you very much
41:56Break!
42:02Let's go
42:27Okay, I'm here
42:28Are you crazy? You left me with all of this
42:30I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?
42:32Love is impatient.
42:34Exactly.
42:35Depends on who.
42:37If it goes on like this, we'll never open.
42:39Or we won't, because we'll open tomorrow.
42:42When?
42:43Tomorrow!
42:44We'll invite friends.
42:45Tomorrow.
42:46Kids, the owner has gone mad!
42:48No, not like that.
42:49One, two, three, death.
42:50We're opening.
42:51We're getting to work.
42:52Okay.
42:53What is it?
42:54Can I take it?
42:55Yes.
42:57What's going on?
42:59I don't get it.
43:00I don't get it.
43:01I don't get it.
43:02I don't get it.
43:27I don't get it.
43:28I don't get it.
43:29I don't get it.
43:30I don't get it.
43:31I don't get it.
43:32I don't get it.
43:33I don't get it.
43:34I don't get it.
43:35I don't get it.
43:36I don't get it.
43:37I don't get it.
43:38I don't get it.
43:39I don't get it.
43:40I don't get it.
43:41I don't get it.
43:42I don't get it.
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43:44I don't get it.
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44:19I don't get it.
44:20I don't get it.
44:21I don't get it.
44:22I don't get it.