The Jeremy Kyle Show (23 Feb 2017)
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00:10On today's show...
00:22Are you pregnant again?
00:23Yeah.
00:24And who's the father now?
00:25Craig.
00:26Craig?
00:27But you went wrong.
00:28Why don't you just go back to Craig and dump Rob?
00:30Well, if he fouls, then I'm ill.
00:32But you...
00:34We asked Rob, since your last lie detector test,
00:36have you had sexual intercourse with anyone other than Mikaela?
00:39He said no. Why don't you say no?
00:41You've failed two lie detector tests before.
00:46Sex 72's all right, though, yeah?
00:48When I get it, yeah.
00:51Are you not getting it as often as you want to get it?
00:54Well, put it this way, when he wants it, he gets it.
00:56If I want it, it's a one-way street.
00:58Have you cheated on him again?
00:59No.
01:00Why wouldn't you do another test?
01:02Because of him.
01:04Thank you. Love you.
01:06Why wouldn't you?
01:07Which is what I asked.
01:08He asked that, darling.
01:10Since you last appeared on the Jeremy Carr show,
01:12have you passionately kissed anyone other than Claire?
01:14You said no. Why did you say no?
01:16Because I didn't.
01:17Why did you say no?
01:19Because I did not.
01:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:40Hello, my friends.
01:41Good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:43Now, today we are filming a lie detector special.
01:46CHEERING
01:47Apparently, I'm meeting some memorable guests
01:49who have one thing in common.
01:50At least one person of each couple has already failed
01:52a lie detector test on this stage,
01:54and today we're going to find out, are they still cheating?
01:57Somebody said, once a cheat, always a cheat.
01:59The first kiss is Michaela and her on-off boy, Rob.
02:02Take a look at this.
02:05So, he comes round to see the kid and tries it on with your missus.
02:09I got with your missus, yeah, on the city, on the bed, yeah.
02:13I didn't sleep with her, yeah. I kissed her, yeah.
02:15I got with her a few times.
02:17I told you this to your face, mate.
02:19Do you want to do a lie detector?
02:20If I can do a lie detector, that'll destroy that relationship.
02:23I said it could have led on further.
02:25It's gone from a kiss, then led to...
02:27You made you have a kiss with him?
02:29He kissed me.
02:30Oh, he did? Hold on a minute!
02:32The last time he makes this accusation,
02:34she says, well, maybe a kiss, now she's saying not.
02:37He's coming back to do a lie detector and doesn't turn up.
02:40She's saying, I'm not doing one now.
02:42Did you not want her to do one?
02:44Yeah, I did.
02:45If he passes, are you back with him?
02:47No, I'm not.
02:48If he fails, are you back with him?
02:49No.
02:50And you're never going to do one?
02:51You're going to get back with Craig?
02:52No, I'm not going to get back with Craig.
02:53Do you want to get back with her?
02:54I don't like Craig no more.
02:56We asked Rob, since the start of your relationship with Michaela,
02:58have you passionately kissed anyone else?
03:00You said no. Why did you say no?
03:02Test says you're a liar, Rob.
03:06How many times have you slept with Craig?
03:07I slept with Craig once.
03:08Bea came here and said it was twice.
03:10It was only last night.
03:12How was she not with me?
03:13We got back together after the show.
03:15I've been sleeping with you.
03:16We split up.
03:17I've been sleeping with you after the show, Craig.
03:19I've been still living with you.
03:21I've been sleeping in your bed every night.
03:25That would be you.
03:27You're the one.
03:29You're the one.
03:31You think you're a big boy, don't you?
03:33You're a big boy.
03:35Proper kiss, mate. Proper kiss.
03:37Did you just say you don't want to be with either of them?
03:39No, I don't.
03:40Well, start sleeping with them then.
03:42Yeah, I'm not with you.
03:43You've got a little bit of a background, don't you?
03:46I'm afraid your lads shouldn't put you in bed
03:48and then sit in it and quit arising, mate.
03:50You don't want to get up his neck.
03:52He's a proper ladjar.
03:54You've just basically called Jeremy Carr a transvestite.
03:57That's if they say he's a proper ladjar.
04:02Now, what a surprise.
04:03Since the last show,
04:04Michaela has decided to try and make a go of things with Rob
04:07despite being pregnant again with the other man, Craig's baby.
04:11Michaela insists, though, that things are so rocky with Rob,
04:14what a surprise,
04:15unless he can prove himself by passing a lie detector
04:17after he failed the last one,
04:19then she'll go back to Craig and accept the engagement ring
04:22the other one's already bought her.
04:24Spot for choice.
04:25Can I just say, before she comes out,
04:27this woman is the only woman in the history of The Jeremy Carr Show
04:30in 12 years on the last show said,
04:32you're a transvestite who takes cocaine.
04:34Me!
04:35Michaela's on the show.
04:42APPLAUSE
04:47What do you mean?
04:48It was all over the newspaper.
04:49No, that was Craig.
04:50Destroyed me.
04:51Never, ever worn women's...
04:53What do you mean?
04:54No, I was saying something else and he just turned it out to be that.
04:57You said I wore lipstick and cooked...cooked?
05:01I turned into Walter White.
05:03I took cocaine.
05:04No, it's where I...
05:05Would you retract that, please?
05:07Yeah, I re-retracted it.
05:08Where he was, he was taking this,
05:10full story of what was going on.
05:12Let me be honest.
05:13Can you help me out?
05:14I'm a potted version of this, right?
05:16Yeah.
05:17You're with Rob.
05:18Sort of, until he passes.
05:20Not at this moment.
05:21We're going to do a history.
05:23You come on the show, first time with Rob,
05:25you do a DNA test, he does a lie detector, he's cheated.
05:28I'd have thought you'd have gone, goodnight, Vienna.
05:30Yeah, I wish I did.
05:31I lied my point to that.
05:32Then you come back.
05:33Then you come back on the next show
05:35and there's old Craig on the firm, who's an ex,
05:39and you slept with him.
05:41Yeah, because what it was, Jeremy, I was so heartbroken and upset
05:44and I'm sick of going round in circles with this one, that one.
05:47It wasn't...
05:48But they were both almost living with you at the time.
05:50No, they wasn't actually living with me.
05:52Where he started over, me and Rob first got together,
05:54I was obviously pregnant with Shelby, which was Craig's daughter,
05:57and obviously where he thought I wasn't serious...
05:59Are you pregnant again?
06:00Yeah.
06:01And who's the father now?
06:02Craig.
06:03Craig?
06:04Yeah.
06:05But you're with Rob.
06:06We're not together.
06:07How do you know?
06:08He's an eye detector.
06:09He hasn't cheated.
06:10If you're not together, what does it matter?
06:12Because then if he does mean he will go...
06:14I've moved to Telford, I've moved out the area...
06:16LAUGHTER
06:17There's a bloke! Get the camera!
06:19There's a bloke in the... Get the camera!
06:21Where's the camera?
06:22Give me a camera on this show! Get up!
06:24That man there is from Telford, he was telling me earlier.
06:27Stand up, Telford!
06:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:30There's a sundial.
06:35Is your girlfriend here today?
06:37Do you know my name's Craig?
06:39LAUGHTER
06:42Ladies and gentlemen, the father of our baby!
06:44Give him a round of applause!
06:46I love it!
06:49That's brilliant!
06:50How good's that?
06:53People will look at this, right, listen, and they'll go,
06:56she and Rob pay me don't work because he's failed a lie detector,
06:59I've had one child with Craig,
07:01in a fit of pique because Rob cheated and went back to...
07:03I don't know why Craig's not there, he's...
07:05Anyway, now I'm pregnant with his,
07:07I don't like this bloke, we're on and off,
07:09but if he passes the lie detector, I'm going to get back to him
07:11despite the fact I'm carrying Craig's baby.
07:13Yeah, but Rob started all this in the first place.
07:15If he wouldn't have cheated from since this show...
07:17Who's the father of the 11-month-old?
07:19Craig.
07:20I thought it was Rob.
07:22No!
07:23So you haven't got any kids with Rob? No.
07:25So you're going to go back to Craig and dump Rob?
07:27Well, if he fails, then I will.
07:29But you're...
07:30I am in love with Rob, that's what I'm saying.
07:33But why do you keep making...
07:35Why don't you just pick one? You're fussy, aren't you?
07:37No, it's not about fussy, it's quite fine.
07:39Who do you want to be with?
07:41I do want to be with Rob, but if he fails, then I will.
07:43But you're carrying Craig's baby from Telford.
07:45Yes, but then I've already got a baby with Craig.
07:47So you'll have two babies with Craig.
07:49He said he'd accept it, so it doesn't matter.
07:51Right, so if Rob hasn't cheated,
07:53despite the fact that Craig, who's not from Telford,
07:55well, he might be, has impregnated you twice,
07:58you and Rob are going to make a go of it?
08:00Yeah, if he passes, yeah.
08:02Craig's not here today.
08:04Yeah, I know Craig ain't here, Rob is here today.
08:06Well, I know that, cos he's... Where's Craig?
08:08Craig, well, he wouldn't want to come back on.
08:10Telford. He doesn't want to come back on, why?
08:12No, cos of Rob.
08:14I didn't want to come on today,
08:16cos you said I was a transvestite.
08:18No, that wasn't me, that was Craig.
08:20Apologise on that camera.
08:21Craig is not a transvestite.
08:23No, you are not.
08:24He does not.
08:25And he does not wear red lipstick.
08:27And he does not...
08:28And he does not...
08:29..take...
08:30..take cocaine.
08:32Yes!
08:33APPLAUSE
08:34Good.
08:38Well done, Jeremy, can I show that one?
08:41APPLAUSE
08:47Right, Rob, just cos I haven't got all the time in the world,
08:51do you still love this girl?
08:52Yes, of course I do. Love her with all my heart.
08:54She's already got one baby with Craig, right,
08:57and she's pregnant with another one,
08:59and she keeps going back, but she says,
09:01I'd go back to him because you've let her down.
09:03You cheated before. Yep.
09:05Right? Yep.
09:06So why would you not cheat?
09:08Why would you not cheat? You're going to pass this time?
09:10Yes, 100%.
09:11When's the test from?
09:12Well, it's the test from the time we left the last show.
09:16We broke up after the last show,
09:17now she wants me to prove myself again.
09:19I'm tired of it, but I love the woman, it's ridiculous.
09:22I've not done anything, she's paranoid.
09:24I'm 100% sure I'll pass this test,
09:26but he, the ex, needs to back off.
09:28He gave us a statement, only briefly.
09:31I think this is completely ridiculous, said Craig.
09:33Rob has failed two tests in a row and he will fail this one too.
09:36He'll show his true colours just like he's done in the past.
09:38This is madness. Rob will never win Michaela back.
09:41Michaela needs to make up her mind about who she wants to be with.
09:43I've told Michaela if she needs me,
09:45I'm always going to be here for her and my children.
09:48Do you want to get back with Craig?
09:50I don't, no, I don't.
09:51I want to be with Rob, but if he fails, then...
09:53No, no, but you'll do it again,
09:55because Craig said he's got an engagement ring for you.
09:57No, no, yes.
09:58So if he fails, you'll go back to Craig, won't you?
10:01Yep.
10:03And if he passes, you'll stay with him.
10:06You're bad, you are, aren't you?
10:08No, I'm not bad. He's started it, so he gets it.
10:11No, but you've said if you pass, I'll be with you,
10:13and if you fail, I'm going to be with Craig.
10:15Why don't you not be with either of them?
10:17Because then I'd rather be with the man who I've got children with.
10:19I'd rather be with the man who I've got children with
10:21and that won't cheat on me like somebody already has.
10:24Well, then why don't you accept that and just be with Craig?
10:26But you cheated on him as well with Craig.
10:28Yeah, cos... You cheated on both of them.
10:31He cheated on me first. And you've cheated on him.
10:33Yeah, after. And you've cheated on Craig.
10:35No, I haven't cheated on Craig. Have you slept with Craig?
10:37No, I haven't.
10:38You did all sleep in the same bed, didn't you?
10:40No, I didn't. It's a lie.
10:42Yes, you did. No, I didn't. It's a lie.
10:44To be honest, I kept them two in the room.
10:47It's a lie.
10:49That's why it all starts over, Jeremy.
10:51But you do go from one... It ain't all about it.
10:53Yeah, but you go from one to two.
10:55Jeremy, can you please explain to him
10:56why all this situation happened in the first place?
10:58Go on, then. Go on, then, explain it all.
11:00Basically, it was from the start of our relationship,
11:02I cheated on Kai, which I admit I cheated on Kai.
11:04And why did I...? Every single day...
11:06No, hold on, let me finish talking, then.
11:08Why would you cheat on her?
11:10Well, at the start of our relationship, let me explain it.
11:12I was pregnant. She was pregnant.
11:14Well, she was five months pregnant, yeah?
11:16And basically, while it was here,
11:17I was crossed between one girl and another.
11:19I was with another girl before I got with Kai.
11:21And basically, I was... You're a doggy, aren't you?
11:23I was crossed between... I was mixed up with...
11:25If he passes, you're going to be with him,
11:27and if he fails, you're going back to Craig,
11:29the father of your two kids.
11:30No.
11:31Why don't you be with neither of them, Mikaela?
11:33Yes, but I think I might do Jeremy, to be quite honest with you.
11:36So you might dump him anyway?
11:38Yeah. I can't be bothered with it.
11:40No.
11:41We asked Rob, since your last lie detector test,
11:43have you had sexual intercourse with anyone other than Mikaela?
11:47He said no. Why did you say no?
11:49Because I was telling the truth.
11:50You've failed two lie detector tests before.
11:52How many people think this guy's about to fail again?
11:56He was telling the truth!
12:02We asked Rob, since your last lie detector,
12:04have you had sexual contact with anyone other than Mikaela?
12:06You said no, because he was telling the truth.
12:08Unbelievably, against all odds, he got a full house, Rob did!
12:18What happens now, Mikaela?
12:20Well, he's got some of his paranoia out as well.
12:24Oh, he's paranoid about the fact that you've gone off
12:26to have sex with other men.
12:27Yeah, but he's done it.
12:28Well, there's a surprise.
12:29Yeah, but he's done it.
12:30Excuse me, every single day, every single day.
12:32I'll be honest, I do have a problem with...
12:34Keeping in your trousers?
12:36No.
12:37Who's better in bed?
12:39Fantastic! Are we done? Are we sorted?
12:42Can I ask you a question?
12:44What?
12:45Can I ask her a question?
12:46If you do this to me, I'm leaving.
12:48She and I are going if you even do this.
12:50What are you doing?
12:51I want to ask if she'll marry me.
12:52Oh, my God, come on, mate.
12:54I'll do that, I'll do that.
12:56Are you kidding? She's going to...
12:59What, what?
13:00Yeah, I just want to ask if she'll marry me.
13:02Don't do it, I'm just tired.
13:03But I know I ain't got a ring on it.
13:05Oh, that's nice.
13:06I've got a ring, but will you marry me?
13:08Yeah, until you change your ways, Rob.
13:10What did you say, yes, until you change your ways and left?
13:12Yeah, and still, until you keep on accusing me of cheating every time.
13:15I promise I will.
13:16What?
13:17I promise I will.
13:18Do you love him?
13:19I do.
13:22You love her?
13:23I love her with all my heart.
13:24Has anybody got a ring? Just give me a ring.
13:25Somebody give me a ring, come on, quick.
13:27Come on, you lot, give me a ring.
13:29Has anybody got a ring?
13:30Craig, from Telford, have you got a ring?
13:33Have you got a ring?
13:35Has anybody got a ring?
13:37Has anybody got...
13:38Can I have your ring, Steve?
13:39Can I have a ring?
13:40Who's got a ring?
13:41Can I have a ring?
13:42All right, I'll have your ring.
13:43Give him a round of applause, that's lovely.
13:45APPLAUSE
13:52Kylie, will you marry me?
13:55Until you change, right?
13:56Yeah, I will change.
13:57I ain't saying yes until you change.
13:58I will change.
13:59No, I'm not saying until you've completely changed.
14:02We'll find out, won't we?
14:04Well, we'll find out then.
14:05I'm not saying yes until you prove a point,
14:07cos I'm not going backwards and forwards like this, Rob.
14:10It's a joke.
14:11Well, I won't.
14:12But you have.
14:13Yeah, I know I have.
14:14Look what you've done.
14:15You've got me up the do-lally again.
14:18Who's the do-lally?
14:19The do-lally.
14:21You have to accept, though, he passed the test,
14:23he is prepared to take on...
14:24Do I have to accept that?
14:25Jeremy, he chooses me every single day.
14:27He is prepared to take on a woman who's pregnant with another man.
14:29And he's got to get a job as well.
14:30Have you not got a job?
14:31No, I haven't.
14:32That's graceful.
14:33Why would you marry him?
14:35But that's what I'm saying, he's got to sort his life out.
14:38Until he proves and changes, then...
14:40Right, I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal,
14:42cos I've got a vested interest,
14:43cos she knows I'm not a transvestite who takes cocaine any more.
14:45She will only consider marrying you through me, OK?
14:48Once you get a job, stop being paranoid and forget about Craig.
14:51Listen to me, the next time it goes wrong, or you have hassle,
14:54stop throwing toys at your pregnant wife and running to Craig,
14:56sit down and make it work, all right?
14:58Thank you, Jeremy.
14:59Really nice to meet you.
15:00Give him a round of applause.
15:09Right, back with more Lie Detectors.
15:11Thanks for the ring, me old son.
15:12Cheers!
15:13Why can't you forgive him, then, cos you won't admit it?
15:15All you want is an admission.
15:16If someone will turn round and say that you've done something,
15:19fine, you can deal with that,
15:20but when someone constantly keeps telling you,
15:22no, no, it's in your head,
15:24I just don't like being made to look a mug.
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16:06My next couple have been on this show before
16:08when they failed the Lie Detector.
16:10Take a look at this, my friend.
16:12You say that you go missing for days,
16:14you'll make an argument and he disappears.
16:16We can sit there, I mean, you know, I help my children out a lot,
16:19you know, and we get problems where the children's there.
16:21We get into an argument, you know, OK, fine,
16:23if you want to go out and calm down for a couple of hours,
16:25I can understand that, but he goes for two, three days.
16:27Where do I know he's going?
16:28At one moment, we were like that.
16:30Now, it just...
16:31Do you expect him to fail?
16:33I'm 50-50, to be quite honest.
16:34What if he does fail? What happens?
16:36It'll hurt, but, you know, I'm not going to, at the same time,
16:39I still don't want to throw 15 years away, it's a long time.
16:4115 years.
16:44We asked Ray,
16:45since the start of your relationship with Claire,
16:47have you passionately kissed anyone else?
16:49You said no. Why did you say no?
16:50Cos I didn't.
16:51The test says you're lying, Ray.
16:53Carry on.
16:55Go on, carry on.
16:56Since the start of your relationship with Claire,
16:58have you had sexual contact with anyone else?
17:00You said no. The test says you were lying, and that's wrong.
17:03I'm just being honest with you, Pat,
17:05it says you've lied on every single question.
17:07Yes.
17:0915 years ago.
17:10I understand why you're not having a physical relationship now.
17:15What happens?
17:17Like I said, you can't just throw 15 years away, but the...
17:20You know, when you failed the test on Ray and he forgave you,
17:23did you admit to him?
17:24Yeah, I did, I admit.
17:25When we went backstage, I admit to him.
17:27So something went on, at some point.
17:29But I haven't cheated on her.
17:31Maybe you've forgotten.
17:33It's not, I haven't forgotten, it's I've never done it.
17:36It's I've never done it.
17:37I just overate with it, so I knew who I think it was.
17:40Who?
17:41Then that would be really...
17:42Well, you're...
17:44Is that what you're thinking?
17:49Cos it certainly isn't your...
17:51I can assure you of that.
17:53I've never cheated on her.
17:55God, this show gets weirder by the minute, doesn't it?
17:59So today, Claire is bringing Ray, her husband of 15 years, back
18:02and insists that if he fails the lie detector for a second time,
18:05there's no option but to file for divorce.
18:07Claire says that even though her husband is 72 years of age,
18:10they enjoy a very active sex life.
18:14Giving us all hope.
18:15However lately, she says it's gone downhill.
18:17On top of that, she says that Ray regularly goes on trips to London
18:19and is convinced that he could be seeing another woman.
18:21She's here for answers.
18:22Big day for her.
18:23Claire is back on the Jeremy Carster That Way.
18:36Don't look at me like that.
18:37Why not?
18:38I'm having a bad day, as it is.
18:39It's the 435th time I've seen you.
18:41How are you?
18:42Not good.
18:43Otherwise I wouldn't be here.
18:44Can we just...
18:45Well, I know, thanks, yeah.
18:46Can we just re-visit?
18:48He's 72, you're 42.
18:50Mm-hm.
18:51He came on the last show and he failed the lie detector.
18:54Since that moment, is he still saying it doesn't...?
18:57He doesn't believe your lie detector at all.
18:59Well, why is he back doing another one, then?
19:02The point being, in his eyes, he's saying it's the biggest crock of you know.
19:06And, like, at the end of the day, I'm one of these, how I look at it...
19:09I mean, don't get me wrong, he goes up and sees his family.
19:12Is this in London?
19:13Yeah, in London.
19:14With clean clothes and clean underwear on.
19:16Isn't that something we should aim for?
19:18Should we not aim for that every single day,
19:20rather than when we just go to London?
19:22No, that's how I'm so wrong.
19:23What I mean by that, it's, like, before he goes out,
19:25he will sit there and he'll change his clothes.
19:27But you failed the lie detector.
19:29With all due respect to that, right,
19:31in my early days, I did things in the wrong.
19:33But I put my hands out and tell a man, and, like, yeah, fine.
19:36Maybe at 72, he did something at the beginning of the relationship
19:39and has forgotten about it.
19:40Yeah, but then at the end, forgotten about it.
19:42Well, listen, I'm 50, why don't I forget things from last week?
19:45Yeah, but, like, you tell me, so if you go in there, do you know what I mean?
19:48It's a case of, OK, he doesn't sit there and forget about it.
19:51And the point being, if you've done saying,
19:53could at least be honest to me and tell a man...
19:55So you reckon that this sort of go and see the family,
19:57which is what, in London, is a crock of rubbish?
19:59It is, because the point being, it's gone from, say, once fortnight
20:02or once every couple of weeks,
20:04to it was going, like, sort of, like, two, three times a week.
20:06And he's just, his whole...
20:08Why don't you go with him?
20:10Me, go near his family?
20:12Oh, no.
20:13So if you say you're going, maybe you'll, you know, you'll smoke him out?
20:17Mm, that's true, I suppose.
20:19I think the test we've done today is since the last show, right?
20:22That's correct, yeah.
20:23You say one more fail and you're gone, but you weren't gone last time.
20:26The point being, it's...
20:28I know why you didn't go last time, because you'd cheated before.
20:31And do you know why you can't handle this?
20:33It's because what you did was as bad as it is.
20:35No, no, no, no.
20:36Come on, it is.
20:37No, I don't know. Look, my conscience, yeah, is fine, yeah?
20:40I have, I made mistakes.
20:42I've sat there and I was forgiven for my mistakes.
20:44Fair enough, but why can't you forgive him then,
20:46because you won't admit it?
20:47All you want is an admission.
20:49If someone would turn around, if you turn around and say to me,
20:51standing in front of me, and say that you've done something, fine,
20:54you can deal with that.
20:55But when someone constantly keeps telling you,
20:57no, no, it's in your head, everything's my fault, yeah,
21:00you tend to, in the end, you just, you know, I just want...
21:04I just don't like being made to look a mug, you know?
21:07Sorry to have to ask you this, because it's emotional,
21:10but it's also for me, this, because I'm 52 soon.
21:13Sex at 72's all right, though, yeah?
21:16When I get it, yeah.
21:19Are you not getting it as often as you want to get it?
21:22Well, put it this way, when he wants it, he gets it,
21:24if I want it, it's a one-way street.
21:27I've never heard a woman describe herself in that way before.
21:30He's back, he says, I'm going to do this test,
21:33I didn't believe your test last time,
21:35although there is something quite interesting
21:37he might like to admit to you.
21:39But he says he'll pass this time, Ray's next,
21:41don't go anywhere, right back.
21:42I mean, you're really nervous, you think he's going to fail, right?
21:45You think he's been up to no good in London 10.
21:48APPLAUSE
21:50APPLAUSE
22:02It's the UK's most controversial talk show.
22:05We've been waiting a year and a half for this.
22:07We cannot wait.
22:09An internet sensation.
22:13CHEERING
22:21Thank you, Jeremy.
22:22Raw emotion.
22:24Is my daughter having an affair with my husband?
22:27I have never seen anything like that in my life.
22:30Explosive results.
22:32No, she's there, the other side of the door.
22:34I'll sit with his best friend, yeah?
22:36Oh!
22:37Tom, dick him, haven't you?
22:38Absolutely outrageous.
22:40Light-changing moments.
22:43I don't want you on this show, so why don't you do one, then?
22:47I'm going to have a jaffy, don't you?
22:49All at 9.25.
22:50What did she just call me? Stand up.
22:52Get off the stage!
22:53This lady found out James is now living as a woman.
22:57Watch out, it's going to jam!
23:05Unmissable TV.
23:08CHEERING
23:14Welcome back for the break, talking to Claire.
23:16You failed, but you were honest about it.
23:18He failed last time, Ray, still denies the test is right.
23:21You say today is make or break, anything more,
23:23you're filing for divorce, you love this guy,
23:25he's always in London, doesn't have sex with you anymore,
23:28you want to get it sorted, yeah?
23:3072, this old boy. Give him a round of applause, Ray's here.
23:33CHEERING
23:37APPLAUSE
23:43What's the matter? What are you worried for?
23:45Brilliant.
23:46Ray? Don't worry.
23:48Oi, can you hear me? Yeah.
23:50How are you? All right.
23:52Right, listen, you know you didn't believe the test last time? Yeah.
23:55Did you or did you not say to one of my producers,
23:57look at me and don't lie, listen, 15 years ago is a long time,
24:00maybe something...
24:01Didn't a woman try and kiss you and stick her chest in your face
24:04on your bus? Yeah.
24:06You didn't say that on the test, did you? No.
24:09Tell her. Talk to her.
24:11Put her watsies in his face.
24:13Which is what I was trying to...
24:15This is what I was trying to say last time.
24:17Could I have a single to hack me? Of course you can, Governor.
24:20This is what I was trying... She's a big girl as well.
24:22See, you're remembering now, aren't you?
24:24If you'd have gone in there and said that,
24:26then perhaps, you know what I mean?
24:28What do you do in London?
24:30And then he goes and sits there and says,
24:33Oh, sorry, sorry.
24:48Have you forgiven her for cheating?
24:50Yeah, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
24:54Why do you go to London?
24:56To see my son.
24:57And other than that, I go to my sister's,
25:00which is in Essex.
25:02So you accept now that the lie detector last time was right?
25:05Yeah. Yeah, now.
25:06And are you going to pass today? Well, I hope so, yeah.
25:08But you think he's been in London?
25:11Thank you. Why are you going like that?
25:13Because you said, I hope.
25:15So you reckon he's been...
25:17Let's put it this way.
25:19The questions that were asked of me... Yeah.
25:22..were the same questions the first time. Yeah.
25:25And I answered them exactly the same way.
25:27But there's a different time scale on this.
25:29This is since the last show.
25:31You think that this is...
25:33I mean, you're really nervous. You think he's going to fail, right?
25:36You think he's been up to no good in London?
25:40So you trust her, and if he passes this, will you trust him?
25:43Yeah.
25:44Have you cheated on him again? No.
25:46Why wouldn't you do another test?
25:48Because of him.
25:50Thank you. Love you.
25:52Why wouldn't you? Which is what I asked.
25:54He asked that, darling.
25:56I know he asked me. And I told him.
25:58I mean, every time he goes out...
26:00We asked Ray, since you last appeared on the Jeremy Carr show,
26:03have you passionately kissed anyone other than Claire?
26:06You said no. Why did you say no?
26:08Because I didn't.
26:10Why did you say no? Because I did not.
26:12He was telling the truth.
26:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:17Since you last appeared on the JK show,
26:19have you had sexual contact with anyone other than Claire?
26:21He said no because he was telling the truth.
26:23He passed every tender question!
26:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:28Did you pass the test if you did one right now?
26:33Yeah.
26:34You sure about that? Yeah. I would happily do one.
26:39You don't think she would, do you, Ray?
26:41Because you told my team, in a quiet moment,
26:44very upset this morning, he reckons that you'd fail a test.
26:48And he passed it, love.
26:50I'd pass mine with flying colours.
26:52Do you have a lie detector?
26:57Lie detector's here. Go and do one. I'll bring you back later.
27:01Go and do one. Mm-hm. Yes or no? Yeah.
27:04Promise me? Promise.
27:06Maybe we'll be able to put this to bed.
27:08Go that way. Give them a round of applause. Go.
27:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:17Right, my next guest can't let the answer change about this morning.
27:21She's explaining the lie detector on an earlier show.
27:24Take a look at this.
27:26Why is he doing a lie detector test?
27:28Because I came home one day after going to a voluntary interview
27:31and this girl's come rushing out my flat.
27:33Yeah, we haven't talked about this.
27:35She comes rushing out the flat with a red face and bed head.
27:38What's bed head? Basically, her hair's all messed up.
27:40No, it's all gone a bit wrong. It makes you sad.
27:43Yeah, because I love this guy to pieces.
27:45You haven't cheated on him? No, I haven't.
27:47Why is he making you do a test?
27:49Because it's a Halloween party and he thinks that I cheated on him
27:52and I only found out earlier this morning that he checked my underwear
27:55the day after I came home.
28:00We asked James, since the start of your relationship with Kat,
28:03have you passionately kissed any other person?
28:05James said... Why did you say no? I was telling the truth.
28:07That says you're a liar, pal.
28:11Your fiancé has lied on every single question, including this.
28:15You know what happened, so you believe the test, yeah?
28:18That's useful, cos we asked you, since the start of your relationship with James,
28:21have you passionately kissed any other person?
28:23You said no, and this test says you're a liar as well.
28:25So you believe her test? Yeah, I do.
28:27Well, she failed every single question as well.
28:32Well, this is a surprise. They're both still saying
28:34that their lie detectors were blatantly wrong
28:36as they'd been taking drugs, right?
28:38Just bear that in mind.
28:40But apparently, despite that, they're back today to take two more tests
28:44cos they still don't trust each other
28:46and apparently they're not taking drugs as they were before,
28:49so everything will be fine.
28:51Kat's back on the Jeremy Carr Show that way.
29:00Well, basically, I ended up in hospital...
29:03James and Kat both stated they failed the previous lie detector
29:07because of drug use from the lie detector examiner.
29:10The use of drugs would not cause a person to fail the test.
29:13The reason they failed the test is cos they were lying.
29:16You were lying, weren't you? No.
29:18Then why the hell do you want me to do you another test, then,
29:21cos I don't agree with you?
29:22Just to prove that I didn't cheat on you.
29:24But you don't agree with the test!
29:27You were smoking cannabis, but it made no difference.
29:30You had kissed somebody else, hadn't you? No.
29:32You're a liar. I hadn't, honestly.
29:34You're a liar. Absolute liar.
29:36Honestly, I haven't. He's accusing me still.
29:38You've failed tests before on this show. Yeah.
29:40Well, you know!
29:41I admitted to the first test that I did with another person.
29:44So, interestingly, when he failed, it was like, oh,
29:46and then when you failed, it was suddenly a drugs thing.
29:49You're both as bad as each other. You know you failed that test.
29:52Why are we back again? Cos I've got better things to do.
29:54What are we doing? Well, we're doing another lie detector.
29:57Yes, I know that. Why?
29:58He accused me when I was in hospital at the end of December
30:01with polycystic ovaries, cos I was rushed in.
30:04He turned round and said that I'd been sleeping with someone else.
30:07Whilst you were in hospital?
30:09And I couldn't have done anything, cos I had a droop in my arm.
30:12Are you getting messages that he's made another girl pregnant?
30:15Yeah, the girl phoned me last night
30:17saying that she's still sleeping with him
30:19and that she's had his kid, or his brother's kid.
30:22You say today, cos I'm not on drugs,
30:25I will prove that I haven't cheated on James. Yeah.
30:28So, can I just ask you this?
30:30You are maintaining that you failed last time because you smoke cannabis.
30:34You don't agree with me. You say that's why you failed.
30:36But you are verifying now on that camera that you haven't taken any drugs.
30:40I haven't, no. So, you're going to pass. Yes.
30:42Let's get James back on the Jeremy Carl Show.
30:45APPLAUSE
30:51Did you fail the test last time cos of the drugs?
30:54No. Cos of a different reason.
30:56What? I lied on one of the questions.
31:01So, you lied, which is why you failed?
31:04Yeah, cos they asked if I had any drugs within 48 hours
31:07and I said no, but I did.
31:09So, you also failed in your mind because you'd taken drugs, yes or no?
31:14Yeah, cos I lied on the question.
31:16And you haven't taken any drugs this time and you're back to do a lie detector.
31:19Yeah. So, you'll stand by the result this time. Yeah.
31:22Why are we doing one for her? What's going on?
31:26Cos I'm just fed up with all these rumours going around.
31:29What rumours?
31:30Apparently she's cheating on me, even when she's in hospital.
31:33No, I never. You were cheating on me.
31:35You was there every day. I know.
31:37Apart from 8 o'clock at night when the visiting hours were ended.
31:41Have you made another woman pregnant?
31:43No, I haven't. Are you sure? I'm sure.
31:45Who's Tom? My brother.
31:47Hello, Tom, how are you? Have you made a woman pregnant?
31:50Yeah, apparently. What? Apparently.
31:53Tell us what you... Tell these people what you say about this relationship.
31:57Well... Come on!
31:59If she has cheated, he should just back out of it straight away.
32:03You don't think the relationship's very healthy?
32:05That's what I'm doing anyway. No.
32:07So, they've come here today because last time you maintained
32:10you failed because you'd both been on drugs? Yeah.
32:13So, you're going to pass today? Yeah.
32:15And then everybody can live happily ever after.
32:17Who shall we start with? Who do you want me to start with?
32:19Me. Go, Kat. No, I'm going to start with you.
32:22Nice joke, do what I want.
32:24Right, anyway, James, you all right? Yeah.
32:26You're not on drugs? No. You haven't lied to anybody? No.
32:29Since the last show... Oh, we've done it since the last show.
32:32Yeah, you all right with that? Yeah. Since the last show, we asked James,
32:35if you've kissed anybody other than Kat, you said no. Why did you say no?
32:38Telling the truth. Ted says you're a liar.
32:40Why did I say no? Why are you on drugs?
32:42No, I'm not on drugs. Well, then you're a liar, aren't you?
32:44No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not.
32:46Since the last show, have you had sexual contact with anybody other than Kat?
32:49No. You said no. Ted says you're a liar again.
32:53He's failed every single question and he's not on drugs.
32:56Now she's gone.
33:02What's he doing?
33:08That was my screen, that was.
33:11I am sick of my screen being bashed.
33:15So why are you attacking... Where have we gone now?
33:18Oi, come here.
33:20Why did it take you four hours to get to your mum's?
33:22It doesn't take that long, it takes two hours, James.
33:24Why did you fail, James? Two hours.
33:26James, why did you fail? Because you admitted you didn't take any drugs.
33:29You're a liar, aren't you? I haven't cheated on you.
33:31So we asked Kat, since the last show, have you taken any drugs?
33:33Tom, you're backing me up. Not interested. I haven't cheated on you.
33:35Since the last show, have you... You haven't taken any drugs.
33:37Since the last show, we asked Kat, have you kissed anybody other than James?
33:40She said no.
33:42This Ted says your girlfriend was lying as well this time.
33:45How did I lie? As well as each other, haven't we?
33:47So there we are. You've failed every question
33:49and you haven't got the excuse of drugs, so it's all going to be my fault again.
33:52You're as bad as each other, aren't you?
33:58It's absolutely a joke, this relationship.
34:01What's the point? What's the point?
34:03Are we getting the engagement ring back now?
34:06Why don't you both admit?
34:08So now you're going to tell me the test isn't right. Now why?
34:11No drugs, because you're liars, aren't you?
34:13No, I haven't cheated on her.
34:15We did last time.
34:16He lied last time, and come on, let's hear it from you.
34:19No drugs this time, what's the excuse?
34:21I have got better things to...
34:23I've not cheated on him when I'm with him virtually 24-7.
34:26I don't care, but you're liars, you shouldn't be together, should you?
34:30There's no time to cheat on her.
34:32What? There's no time to cheat on her.
34:34And I wouldn't cheat on anyone.
34:35I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
34:37You've failed, you haven't got an excuse this time of drugs.
34:39Is there any point? Why don't you just go off and be happy on your own
34:42and lie to each other? Give them a round of applause.
34:47You know what I mean? What am I supposed to say?
34:49Don't go away, we'll do it again after the break.
34:51More Lie Detector, right back.
34:52How many people think he's going to fail?
34:54We ask Gary, since she last appeared on the Jeremy Carr show,
34:56have you passionately kissed anyone other than Sinead?
34:58You said no, why did you say no?
35:00Are you looking at our audience?
35:03She's looking cocky.
35:05We ask Claire, since she came on the show last April,
35:08have you passionately kissed anyone other than Ray?
35:10You said no, why did you say no?
35:11To tell the truth.
35:17Have you been accused of cheating?
35:19Do you need to prove your innocence with a lie detector?
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35:46APPLAUSE
35:52Welcome back.
35:53My next guest today, Sinead, is back on this show
35:55because ever since she passed a lie detector earlier last year,
35:58but her fiancé, Gary, failed his,
36:00she's convinced he's still cheating.
36:02I'd have dumped him, but that's another thing. Take a look at this.
36:05What does this woman mean to you?
36:07She means a lot.
36:08She's the difference. Yep.
36:10You cook, you clean, you have sex, loads.
36:12William, give me those results.
36:14Why did you lie detector?
36:16Because I cheated at the start of the relationship.
36:19Sorry? I cheated at the start of the relationship.
36:22You cheated on him?
36:23It was a mistake, though. I sort of regretted it.
36:26You said she was totally stoned to my team, is that right?
36:29Apart from the one occasion you admitted to,
36:31have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
36:33She said no. Why did you say no?
36:35Cos I was telling the truth. She was telling the truth, Gaz.
36:38APPLAUSE
36:40Actually, she passed every single question, all right?
36:44Right, now...
36:46It only just came out that you cheated at the beginning,
36:48but you'd only been together a very, very short space of time
36:50and you were OK with that, weren't you, Gaz?
36:52Yeah. Why are you concentrating on the envelope?
36:55Cos I know I passed.
36:56You look a bit nervous, Gaz. You all right?
36:58Yeah, I'm fine.
36:59Four times you've failed the lie detector.
37:03You all right? You're licking your lips now.
37:06I know I passed cos I haven't... You know you've passed.
37:09I've always been with her.
37:11Since the start of your relationship with Sinead,
37:13have you passionately kissed anyone else? You said no.
37:15Why did you say no? Cos I was telling the truth.
37:17The test says he's a liar.
37:20No, sorry, could you get off, is basically what I'm saying.
37:23Er, good.
37:25That test is wrong. Oh, the test's wrong now? It's all mine?
37:28Cos it means Sinead...
37:29Since the start of your relationship with Sinead,
37:31have you had sexual contact with anyone else?
37:33He said no. The test says he was a liar.
37:35Since the start of your relationship with Sinead,
37:37have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
37:40You're no different from anybody else, darling.
37:42He's cheated on you on every single question.
37:44No, I haven't. Of course you have!
37:46If it was anything to do with me, you wouldn't be back here.
37:49I don't even know why they brought you back.
37:51You couldn't pass the lie detector on this show.
37:53It was the last thing in life! You're a liar!
37:57Sinead says that if Gary fails his lie detector again,
38:00she'll call their wedding off.
38:02She's getting married to a man who's failed the lie detector
38:04she doesn't trust. Really? Sinead's back on the show that way?
38:10Why?
38:12How are you? Am I all right?
38:14I know it's difficult, I know you hate me, but I have to be honest.
38:17Why are we doing this? He's cheated once.
38:19Why are you marrying a man you don't trust?
38:21Cos I forgave him for the first lie detector
38:25because it was two days before we got together
38:29and it'd destroy me if he has cheated.
38:32After the show, he confessed to sleeping with someone else
38:34a few days before we got together.
38:36I think Gary will pass 100% this time.
38:38We've got to do better so we can book our wedding date.
38:40You love this guy, don't you? Yeah, I do, yeah.
38:42What if he fails? Then it's over. That's it.
38:45This guy, I mean, listen, he gives me hope,
38:48but this guy's always been a player, right?
38:50Hasn't he? He has.
38:52I mean, he's got a track record, hasn't he?
38:54You had to get the password to his phone and his Facebook.
38:57I don't have the password to his Facebook.
38:59Oh, you don't? Someone told me he and a mate met four girls
39:02at the train station and had sex... No, it's the sixth.
39:04How many girls were at the train station?
39:06I'm not sure if it actually happened,
39:08but a man who told me at the funfair,
39:11cos we worked on the funfair for two days,
39:14basically came up to me... At the funfair?
39:17Yeah. He came up to me and said that they've met two girls
39:22whilst they were pulling down.
39:24You love this guy, don't you? Yeah, I do, yeah.
39:26Are you one of those women, though, and this is a serious question,
39:28are you one of those women who the rest of the world says,
39:30look, he's this, he's that, and you stick your head in the sand
39:32because you're determined to prove everybody else wrong?
39:34You're going to be the one that makes a difference.
39:36You're going to be the one that proves that he can be a good guy.
39:38At what point do you divorce that from reality?
39:40Maybe you're not seeing what this guy's really like.
39:42And, you know, you're saying to me, if he fails again today, I'm done,
39:45but he's failed before. I will be done.
39:47I will be done. That's it.
39:49And if he passes and you go ahead with the wedding,
39:54how are you going to trust somebody with that track record
39:56who, every time he hears something,
39:58you come running to the Jeremy Carl show to find out the truth?
40:00Well, we won't be back. If he passes, we won't be back.
40:02No, trust me, you won't. No, I didn't mean that.
40:04But, no, so you want... If you pass, you get him married.
40:07If he fails, you're done. Yeah.
40:09Gary's back on the Jeremy Carl show.
40:12APPLAUSE
40:20Oh, please.
40:22So, you did cheat last time. No.
40:26No, you did, didn't you?
40:28You failed the test because you cheated.
40:30You got your dates wrong, yeah? You got the dates wrong.
40:32Right. Have you cheated again? No.
40:34We're pulling down the waltzer.
40:36I was pulling down the waltzer.
40:38Why were you doing that at the train station?
40:40Oh, that was out of ground.
40:42Do you love this woman? Yeah, I love her to bits.
40:45If I lost her, my world would be ended.
40:48Cos I love her to bits. It'd destroy me. It would.
40:51I love her to bits.
40:53She's been there since my mum passed away.
40:56And I've been there since her nan passed away.
40:59We've had hard times, but we've got through it.
41:01How long have you been together?
41:03Eight, nine months.
41:05You actually look genuine this time.
41:07You look to me like you care. I do care.
41:09Are you going to pass? Yeah, 100%.
41:11I'm going to batter you verbally if you fail.
41:13How many people in this audience think Gary's going to pass?
41:16How many people think Gary's going to fail?
41:20Has anybody asked you to speak?
41:23How many people think he's going to fail?
41:25Keep your hands up. Don't move your hands.
41:27We ask Gary, since you last appeared on The Jeremy Carr Show,
41:30have you passionately kissed anyone other than Sinead?
41:32You said no. Why did you say no?
41:34We're telling the truth. Keep looking in that audience.
41:36Why did you say no? We're telling the truth.
41:38He was telling the truth.
41:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Since you last appeared on The Jeremy Carr Show,
41:47have you had sexual contact with anybody else in the audience?
41:50Since you last appeared on The Jeremy Carr Show,
41:52have you had sexual contact with anybody else other than Sinead?
41:55He said no because he was telling the truth.
41:57Guess what? He got a full house!
41:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:05Happy?
42:07Don't ever come back.
42:09I won't. I'm up here.
42:11Get married.
42:12Can I just say, cos I was speaking to him this morning
42:15and it was lovely, I know Graham's invested a lot of time
42:18and I know this is just a little thing for me.
42:20If you invited Graham to your wedding,
42:22he'd be really, really delighted to accept it.
42:24Give him a round of applause. That'd be lovely of Graham.
42:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:31Good afternoon. Well, remember Claire and Ray from earlier?
42:34We recorded that story a week ago and they're back this morning
42:37as Claire eventually, and I mean eventually,
42:39agreed to do a lie detector, so they're back.
42:42He did one, he passed, she made a few excuses,
42:45but eventually we got her in the chair.
42:47Is she a liar? Ray and Claire are back!
42:50APPLAUSE
42:56He lost him! He lost him!
42:59I thought you'd lost him! I thought you'd lost him!
43:01Brilliant. Brilliant.
43:03How are you, Ray? Yeah, I'm all right.
43:05I said, are you all right?
43:07Just about. I'm not deaf.
43:09What? I'm not really deaf.
43:11Well, yes. It's me that's deaf.
43:13What? Yeah. Now, listen.
43:15Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
43:17This has been going on too long. Yeah.
43:19He's done the lie detector, he's passed.
43:21Why have you been making bleeding excuses?
43:23I haven't been making excuses. What excuses do I make?
43:25You're going to fail, aren't you?
43:27No, I'm not. I'm going to pass 100%.
43:31Believe what you want, I'm going to pass.
43:33Are you bothered if she passes or fails?
43:36Not at all.
43:38That I didn't expect.
43:40Not at all. Why?
43:42Cos I believe what she says.
43:44If she's done something wrong, she always tells me...
43:47It does take a little bit of time, but she does tell me...
43:50You always get told...
43:52When you say a little bit of time, ten years, five years,
43:55or are you just... How old are you? Tell them how old you are.
43:5872. 72. Yeah.
44:01Is it that you've reached an age
44:03where it's just too much hassle to think about starting again,
44:06so even if she is a bad, bad one, a little bit...
44:08Why are you shaking your head?
44:10Giving it the tears.
44:12Tell him who he is. Stop crying now.
44:15Don't even... Oh!
44:17Do you know what? I'm one of these, right?
44:19Like he just said, if I do wrong...
44:21But you failed before. He failed the last one, so there you go.
44:24I don't even know why you're together. Why are you together?
44:27We're married. Wait a second. Let me just put something straight.
44:3015 years, yeah? We've been through a lot more
44:32than most people would have been through in, like, 20, 30 years.
44:35But the difference is, we come out of it,
44:37and we've come out of it a lot stronger.
44:39OK. Are you going to pass? Yes.
44:41I don't think you are.
44:43And you don't mind if she... I mean, I like you, but I just...
44:46I don't know. Right.
44:49She's looking cocky.
44:51We asked Clare, since she came on the show last April,
44:54have you passionately kissed anyone other than Ray?
44:56You said no. Why did you say no? Cos I was telling the truth.
44:59That says you're a liar.
45:01That is impossible. Since she came on the show last April,
45:03have you had sexual contact with anyone other than Ray?
45:05You said no. That says you're a liar.
45:07That is...
45:09She failed every single test.
45:12That is impossible.
45:14Cos I told you about... You know that...
45:16Yeah? About what?
45:18That doesn't matter, but... What do you mean, it doesn't matter?
45:20That is a crock of...
45:23I know, because the other...
45:25A week ago, you said, right...
45:27A week ago, you said you didn't want to do the test, right?
45:29Then you changed your mind. Yeah, I changed my mind.
45:31Why? Well, if I put it this way,
45:33I turned round and said that I didn't want to do the test,
45:35so if I thought I was going to fail that,
45:37why would I have gone and done it?
45:39God knows, darling, don't ask me that.
45:41What's the incident you're talking about? Cos that surely is, isn't it?
45:43No, it was October 20...
45:45When did we move in there?
45:472014.
45:49What? Why haven't...?
45:51We'd gone out celebrating.
45:55And I'd actually... I'd gone round there and my daughter was in the...
45:57How many lie detectors have you failed?
45:59One. And this?
46:01Two. One on one. How many have you failed?
46:03One.
46:05What you just said surely is your story, isn't it?
46:07You've had a few issues. Yeah, I have. Be honest.
46:09I'm being...
46:11Look straight in my face. You know as well as I know
46:13that in the 15 years you've been with him,
46:15things have happened, yes or no?
46:17A lot happened. Why can't you look me in...?
46:19How many times have you cheated on him?
46:23A few times in the beginning.
46:25How many times have you cheated on her?
46:27None.
46:29To be honest, right, there are times
46:31on this show, and I'm being straight,
46:33when I think, whatever,
46:35I don't mind you both... If it was me,
46:37I wouldn't do it. I'd just... Do you know what I'd do?
46:39I'd just accept that
46:41you're flawed, like most people are,
46:43myself included,
46:45but coming here and crying and all that...
46:49He and you are probably made for each other,
46:51warts and all.
46:53Isn't that the way to think about it?
46:55You still driving that bus?
46:57He retired ten years ago.
46:59You get a free fare, park and ride, you know what I'm saying?
47:01Is it all right?
47:03Mm-hm.
47:05Don't know what else to say, really.
47:07There's not a lot you can say, is there?
47:09You're going to stay together anyway, aren't you?
47:11I still stand by what I said, so...
47:13Yep, what's that?
47:15To Amanda, what I just said to you
47:17back in October, and I didn't even do anything
47:19with the gentleman. Do you love him?
47:21Very much, with all my heart and soul. Do you love her?
47:23Of course I do. We've been through...
47:25I feel like I've been through more than you bloody two,
47:27but I have to say this is it, because...
47:29I don't mind you.
47:31Look after your man.
47:33Good to see you.
47:37Hold him up, hold him up, hold him up.
47:39I'm out of time.
47:41Thanks for watching. If you want to be here, you know how to do that.
47:43Thank you to everybody today. We'll see you very soon.
47:45Take care. Bye-bye for now. Thank you.
47:55You're saying that homosexuals are sinners.
48:01It was harnessed on a Saturday night.
48:03So your dog is your weapon.
48:09People are dying because of what you do.
48:13I am absolutely responsible for this man's death.
48:17I was told, you know,
48:19he may not live.
48:47I am absolutely responsible for this man's death.
48:49I was told, you know,
48:51he may not live.
48:53I was told, you know,
48:55he may not live.