The Jeremy Kyle Show (28 Feb 2017)

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The Jeremy Kyle Show (28 Feb 2017)
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00:00You are watching On Demand. Please do not try to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:10On today's show...
00:12So you thought he was with friends, he was on the car show saying he'd been with Amy for a week, give me up, he's with her...
00:17Shut up, you're a useless cunt!
00:20You're now with her ex!
00:24I told you it was over!
00:27You're now with her scumbag!
00:30All you want is a cheap alliance, scumbag!
00:34George, who are you?
00:36I'm Becky's boyfriend.
00:37Destiny was texting me, trying to get with me when I split up with Amy the first time.
00:41You'll never be like me!
00:43What? No, no, no, stay, mate.
00:45Go to it!
00:46Stay!
00:47We have access to the building stage now.
01:18There we go.
01:24Thank you, my friends. Good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:26Now, our first guest today, Tasha, is here to confront her ex, Dave.
01:30Now, Dave has actually appeared on this show before with another woman he claimed he was seeing,
01:35but at the time, Tasha is at home and believed that she was still in a relationship with Dave.
01:40Now, Dave is still with this same woman, but Tasha is now in a relationship with his new girlfriend's ex-partner.
01:46Confused?
01:47Sir, my listen, it's really simple.
01:49They swapped!
01:51Tasha says ex-Dave is harassing her and her new partner.
01:54She's here to tell him to stay out of her life once and for all.
01:56This is a story! Tasha's on The Kyle Show, that way!
02:05Oh, my God!
02:06How are you?
02:07I'm OK.
02:08You little minx.
02:09Right, hold on a minute.
02:10So, so, you're, you're, you...
02:12We've met dodgy Dave before.
02:15DJ dodgy Dave, with the...
02:17Plastic DJ.
02:18What does plastic mean?
02:21Don't you run from me!
02:23You're nothing but a prostitute!
02:25Shame on you!
02:26Why can't you stay in it?
02:28Come on, then!
02:30Can't you play?
02:31Why can't you stay in it?
02:32Stay in it?
02:33What do you like?
02:35Nothing.
02:36Damn it!
02:37Look at you!
02:38Did you, um, did you go away?
02:39Did I?
02:40Oh!
02:41I told you I'd done it!
02:43Silly!
02:46Right.
02:47So, let, let's just...
02:49I love that.
02:51I should dye the hair like me.
02:53Can you shut them up?
02:54I want to get, let's get to the story.
02:56So, you're with DJ dodgy plastic Dave.
02:58Hear me out.
02:59Right, here we go.
03:00And, and he says to you, I'm out with friends.
03:03He said I'm, I'm out visiting a friend.
03:06And actually, he was on the Jeremy Kyle show...
03:08He was already here.
03:09With his new, well, with his other girlfriend, Amy.
03:12Yeah, prostitute Amy.
03:14And you thought that you were together
03:16when he was here declaring undying love for her.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Then he comes home and says,
03:20oh, by the way, I wasn't with friends,
03:21I was on the Jeremy Kyle show.
03:22No, he didn't tell me.
03:23No?
03:24He didn't even tell me, he didn't even tell me
03:25we broke up, he changed his Facebook.
03:27Let's just play the previous show.
03:28Watch this, it's brilliant.
03:29Watch, where are you going?
03:30I'm going to...
03:32DJ!
03:33All right.
03:34Clear?
03:35No!
03:37So, how long have you been with DJ Double Decks?
03:39For a week.
03:40For a week?
03:41We just got back together for a week.
03:42A week?
03:43You were with him before Anthony, weren't you?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Right, you get off the stage now,
03:47I've got a lot to do with you.
03:48Get off!
03:49If he has to go off, why does he get off?
03:51It's between me and you, not to do with that.
03:52Are you all right?
03:53Get off!
03:54Are you all right?
03:55No, get off.
03:56Truth, truth comes, man.
03:57Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:59Yeah, it looks like your truth.
04:00Get off, mate, get off.
04:01Yeah, yeah, yeah,
04:02it's what we're going to do next week, mate.
04:03Get off.
04:06Come on, we've got plenty of fun now.
04:08You go, you go off the stage,
04:09nothing to do with you, lads.
04:11Well, we did a pregnancy test,
04:12do you want the good news or the bad news?
04:13The good news.
04:14She's not pregnant at all.
04:16Get off!
04:18Get off!
04:23Do you know I've spent my life looking confused?
04:25A week.
04:26A week?
04:27A week.
04:28I'm going to give him a week.
04:30Get off!
04:32So you thought that...
04:34Well, wait a minute, I told you it was over.
04:36I told you it was over.
04:38No, you...
04:39I'm going to go.
04:40This is where it stops.
04:41Bye.
04:42Scumbag!
04:44Scumbag!
04:50So you thought he was with friends,
04:52he was on The Kyle Show saying he'd been with Amy for a week.
04:54Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,
04:56before we bring him out.
04:57That's the first time.
04:58That's what I'm going to tell you,
04:59you thought you were still together,
05:00but in the time that's ensued, he's with her...
05:03Shut up, you silly cow!
05:06You're now with her ex.
05:09Yeah.
05:10So you've...
05:11Oh, shut up!
05:12You've swapped.
05:14We never got together, straight away, me and Anthony,
05:17we were friends.
05:18He came and had the boss come and tell me
05:21that he was cheating on me.
05:22And now you're sleeping with Anthony?
05:24Yeah, well, he's twice the man that wrote that...
05:29Why are you here?
05:31Why am I here?
05:32Yeah.
05:33To show how much a cheating scumbag
05:37he actually is.
05:38Do you remember my last show?
05:40I was his girlfriend.
05:41Do you know what I mean?
05:42And he's made you look like a...
05:46I'm not going to lie to you.
05:48He has made you look like a proper...
05:52He's made me...
05:53I am not pregnant!
05:55It's you and her and your silly little...
05:58So you...
05:59Stop taking cocaine and you'll get somewhere!
06:02Where's your...
06:04Sorry, sorry.
06:05Come on in!
06:07Sorry, sorry, come with me.
06:09You disappear.
06:10So you're here today to say,
06:12I thought you were with me, you were with her,
06:14I'm now with Anthony, everything...
06:16Let's get DJ Dodgy Dave on the Jeremy Cole Show!
06:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:28You're a nobody!
06:31You are a nobody!
06:32I appreciate that.
06:33All you are is a cheating lying scumbag!
06:36Right, OK.
06:37When I told you to do one,
06:38then I got with Amy the next day.
06:40No, you never!
06:41No, you never!
06:42In fact, we got back together.
06:44We got back together with Amy.
06:46Really?
06:48Really?
06:49So why can't you do your drugs test?
06:51Of course.
06:52Of course.
06:53Why would I prove anything to you?
06:55Sorry, you called me that, I'm not the same...
06:57Right, you were here, you said you were with Amy.
07:00She was at home, she thought you were with her!
07:02I was supposed to be with her.
07:03When?
07:04No, you never!
07:05On the Wednesday night.
07:06No, you never!
07:07We were here on the 15th.
07:08Oh, Amy, shut your mouth!
07:10You...
07:11...prostitute!
07:12Stop it, really, Amy!
07:13Where's your money?
07:15Why...
07:16Why...
07:17Hello?
07:18Why did you lie to her about being on the last show
07:21if you weren't with her, then?
07:23Why did she think you were out with friends?
07:25I didn't lie to her.
07:26You...
07:28You're a liar!
07:29No, I never!
07:30Come on, mate.
07:31Oi, stop shouting, you're lying, aren't you?
07:33No.
07:34You...
07:35I have no reason to lie.
07:36I took the lie detector test for you.
07:37So you're happy with Amy?
07:38Yes.
07:39You said to my team,
07:40Tash is a born liar, she's told us she's pregnant,
07:42she was a rebound, I was only with her to make Amy jealous,
07:45Amy is the love of my life.
07:47He described you as a rebound.
07:48A rebound.
07:49She says you're a rebound!
07:51That was the biggest mistake of my life!
07:53So what are we all here for?
07:55Yeah, why are we here?
07:56Why are we here?
07:57You tell me why we're here!
07:58You tell me.
07:59Because you were going around telling people you were pregnant.
08:02And then you go to the pub,
08:03getting people to kick you in the stomach when you're pregnant.
08:05Are you pregnant?
08:06So really, are you?
08:07No, I am not pregnant, Jeremy.
08:08Really?
08:09He put this round, not me.
08:11He put this round.
08:12Why do you think she's pregnant?
08:14She told a friend of mine that she was pregnant.
08:16So she's now with the bloke who used to go out with Amy
08:19that we met before, what do you think about that?
08:21No, it's just another ploy, isn't it, together?
08:23A pair of them.
08:25Are you jealous of the fact that...
08:27Oh, God, it's going to get worse in a minute.
08:30Are you jealous?
08:31I don't know, isn't it?
08:32Are you jealous of the fact that she's with Anthony?
08:34No.
08:35Let's get Anthony back on the Jeremy Carl show that way!
08:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:42What did you do, Jeremy?
08:43You've got a ball of plastic on your feet!
08:45But she's got...
08:46But-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum.
08:48But, DJ, I'm stopping next to him, not like you!
08:51Bit of a crazy frog, eh?
08:53Plastic DJ, you, I'd have told you, no?
08:55What's a plastic DJ?
08:57Plastic DJ?
08:58One at a time.
08:59A DJ has the X, man, all he does is press...
09:03..button on the keyboard, eh?
09:05I was a DJ for 12 years and I only ever pushed one button,
09:08love, there are differences.
09:10Well, that wasn't very good, obviously it wasn't.
09:12Right, hold on a minute.
09:13Devastated by the fact that Amy's with her,
09:15you've jumped into bed with his ex?
09:17Wait, what?
09:19What?
09:20His mum didn't get with me, he was with his mum, wasn't he?
09:22What?
09:23Look, his mum didn't get with me, he'll be with his mum, won't he?
09:26Get with who?
09:28Cos she's not been texting.
09:30She was texting me when I split up with Amy.
09:33Who are you?
09:34I'm Desti's boyfriend.
09:35She was texting me when she split up with Amy.
09:37Desti's your mum, you haven't had sex with Desti, have you?
09:40Desti was texting me, trying to get with me
09:42when I split up with Amy the first time.
09:44More lies!
09:46More lies!
09:47More lies!
09:50Hello, hello, confused.
09:52Excuse me, shut up, go away.
09:54Oi, sit down.
09:55So, you watched the Jeremy Carr show
09:58and thought that he was with you but he was with Amy.
10:00You were with Amy, you're now with her.
10:02You're with the mother, you can sit down, oh, you are.
10:04Who was texting me when I split up with Amy?
10:06You're with the mother, Desti, what's your name?
10:08Under.
10:09And you say that Desti wanted to have sex with you as well.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Did you know that?
10:14Not a lot of rubbish.
10:16Lies!
10:18Lies, Jeremy, all that comes out is magic.
10:21He was texting my mum on Facebook, saying,
10:23do you want to get rid of me?
10:25Are you lying? Were you cheating on her?
10:27Were you on this show with your next relationship
10:29before you'd finished it with her?
10:31No, I wasn't cheating on her.
10:32Yes, I was on the show.
10:33Yes, I was on the show.
10:34Big boy.
10:35No, I wasn't cheating on her.
10:36What do I have to say to this?
10:38Come on, then.
10:39You're nothing but a liar!
10:41Cheating, stop it!
10:44Yeah, he did a drugs test, so...
10:48Could I ask a question?
10:49Ask my mum one.
10:50Why did you do a drugs test?
10:52Because, Jeremy, he...
10:54asked for one.
10:55What's he got to do what he thinks?
10:56If you're not with him, why don't you tell him to do one?
10:58Do I? He's told everybody I'm on drugs.
11:02If she did a drugs test, why wouldn't you do one?
11:04I don't have to prove anything to them.
11:06So why have I got...
11:08..to you?
11:09Stop sending me those sex messages.
11:11Who's threatening you?
11:12I don't have a girlfriend yet!
11:14Stop it!
11:15Jeremy, you've got other messages!
11:17I'm not in the back yard.
11:18I'm not in the back garden.
11:19Jeremy!
11:20Can you not talk?
11:21You have to show everything.
11:22So you're saying Amy's still texting...
11:24No, not Amy.
11:25She's still texting...
11:26What did you just say?
11:27Somebody's sending you messages, who?
11:28Yeah, yeah.
11:29Tasha, on the Minion page.
11:30Saying what?
11:31I asked you to leave me alone!
11:33I want you and that out of my life!
11:36But you...
11:37Yes!
11:38Go away!
11:40It's got me flicking...
11:41...yourself!
11:42You're trying to be like me!
11:44You're never going to be like me!
11:46He's asked you to dye your hair cos he wants you like me!
11:50What did they ever say in that?
11:52They ever say in that?
11:53It's like a drummer day every morning.
11:55Tiff, where's me phone?
11:56Where's my phone?
11:57Where's my phone?
11:58LAUGHTER
12:01Right, OK.
12:03After the break, we got Amy, right,
12:07who you used to go out with
12:09and you thought he wasn't with when he was
12:11and you were with him.
12:12Then we've got Destiny, the mother...
12:14Who liked me to split us up in the first place.
12:16Destiny wanted you but now she's with Andrew
12:18and we might have a drugs test.
12:20We haven't got a lie detector test.
12:22And Steve's still here.
12:23Back in a minute!
12:24Take your shoe off.
12:25Take your shoe and socks off.
12:27Take your shoes off.
12:28I told you.
12:29You said you got drugs in your shoe.
12:31Take your shoes off.
12:32No, thank you.
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13:21There you are.
13:22Thank you very much indeed.
13:23Welcome back.
13:24Before the break, just to...
13:25You came on the Jeremy Cowell Show with your girlfriend
13:27and said, I'll be with Amy for a week, which is lovely.
13:29We are told by Tasha,
13:30you were told that he was going out for the day,
13:32then you found out he was on the Jeremy Cowell Show,
13:34you thought you were still with him.
13:36You found out that he was with Amy by you, who were with Amy,
13:39and you've jumped into bed with her now.
13:41Then we add into the mix your mother, Destiny,
13:43who apparently he's tried to have sex with as well,
13:45but she's with... I'm completely confused.
13:47Amy's on the Jeremy Cowell Show.
13:49She's back that way.
13:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:53LAUGHTER
13:58You'll never be like me!
14:00Look at you when you throw a stick, mate!
14:02Go to...
14:03Stick!
14:06Sorry, what do you mean... Why?
14:08To be honest, he's...
14:11Who is?
14:12Her.
14:13Why, have you had sex with her?
14:14I never touched her, so long as I live.
14:16Dave said that having sex with you, apparently,
14:18was like having sex with the boy.
14:20Oh.
14:21It was like that, Jeremy, like...
14:26Do you know what? He wasn't that good.
14:28He's got a...
14:29LAUGHTER
14:31Make a fine bus.
14:33What about Anthony? Is he good in the...
14:35Anthony's not...
14:36Anthony's having a debate on how small our...
14:41It's really descended so far.
14:44Fleck?
14:45What's with your hair?
14:47Ding, ding, ding.
14:48Ding, ding, ding.
14:49Shush, shush, shush.
14:50So, on the last show, you came here with him, right?
14:52And you were with him for a week.
14:54She says that's a blatant lie and that he was with you,
14:56but he was also with her. Why are you laughing?
14:58It's a cheat. She's a liar.
15:00To be honest, mate, she is a liar.
15:01Amy, he was...
15:03No, he wasn't.
15:04..when he was...
15:05Yeah, he wasn't.
15:06Yeah, yeah.
15:07All right.
15:08Were you seeing...
15:09I'll take the lie detector.
15:11Were you having...
15:13No.
15:14You look a bit cocky in this.
15:16I'm not a cheat. I hate cheats.
15:18But you were with her when you...
15:19You've all cocked out their heads.
15:21God, I'm giving a short finish, mate.
15:22I hate cheats.
15:23Are you going to make threats now, are you?
15:25Are you making threats?
15:26Sorry, hold on. Why are you making threats?
15:28Because she shouldn't lie about being pregnant.
15:29And you shouldn't make threats on national television,
15:31you total doughnut,
15:32because the police will see it and do something about it.
15:35Right, you.
15:36How do you feel?
15:37How does he feel about Anthony now being with his ex?
15:41Not really. I'm glad I got rid of him, to be honest.
15:43Yeah, I'm glad I got rid of him.
15:44He won't be able to buy for me.
15:45Tell you what, stay out of our lives.
15:47Yeah, and stay off our Facebook.
15:48Stop commentating on...
15:50No, no, no, no, stop.
15:52That's all you can say, mate.
15:54Go to...
15:55to get some teeth, darling,
15:56because you really need to get them sorted out.
15:58If they need to take yours out with glue, mate...
16:01At least I've got some in.
16:03Look at the state of you.
16:04You're nothing but a tramp.
16:06Because you're the substitute...
16:11Excuse me.
16:12Don't use disgusting language like that.
16:15Are you a prostitute?
16:16No, I'm not.
16:17Are you asking for money?
16:18No.
16:19Not in my life, I am.
16:20So you think... What?
16:21Not in my life, I haven't.
16:22Well, that'll be a no, then.
16:27So you're happy with her, are you?
16:29Yeah, I'm happy with her.
16:30I want them to stay out of our lives.
16:31So you're saying they're harassing you?
16:32Yeah, right.
16:33Where did this...
16:34Do you believe she's pregnant?
16:35Hold on a minute.
16:36She says she's not pregnant.
16:37Where did that come from?
16:38She's been going round telling everybody where David works.
16:40Where did it come from, David?
16:43Where did it come from?
16:44You told that!
16:45And you told everybody in the pub!
16:48I think if you spent less time in the pub,
16:50you'd all make more sense with your lies.
16:52But I could be wrong.
16:56Why would she be saying she's pregnant if she's not?
16:59Well, she's told everyone in the pub.
17:01What, that he's made her pregnant?
17:03Because, what, is she jealous of you two?
17:05She sent me a text message on the minute.
17:07Are you trying to split them up?
17:08Is that the thing here?
17:09And I'm paying for this kid, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
17:11Listen, I don't want him back.
17:14He can go and drop dead.
17:16That, I do not want him back.
17:18I am happy.
17:19Are you with Anthony just to get back at these two?
17:21No.
17:22How did it happen, you and Anthony, then?
17:24We were friends.
17:25For how long?
17:26We've only been together two weeks.
17:28Well, just to let you know, to nail that, she...
17:30We were friends.
17:31And is he better in bed than...
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah?
17:34He's twice the man he'll be.
17:35Really?
17:36He never lifts his hands to me.
17:37Pardon?
17:38He never lifts his hands to me.
17:39Not like some people.
17:41Listen, mate, he's never lifted his hand to me.
17:43How long have you been with him?
17:44I swear to God.
17:45If you've ever said...
17:46..at you, then you're having a laugh.
17:48I swear to God.
17:49Really?
17:50You are a muppet, mate.
17:51Keep lying.
17:52Keep lying.
17:53Look at you, you're cocked out your head.
17:54Have you been violent?
17:55Never.
17:56Has he been violent to you?
17:57Never.
17:58Yes, he has, Jeremy.
17:59Well, have you tried pulling a knife on me?
18:01Get off you.
18:02You're the one that's...
18:03..so don't you be...
18:05..and all the...
18:06..and all the...
18:07..and all the...
18:08..and all the...
18:09..and all the...
18:10Sorry, can you move a second?
18:11That's your leg, isn't it?
18:12Yes.
18:13Why, I'm there.
18:14He did it to me, Jeremy.
18:15He did that to me.
18:16You disgusting...
18:17..you disgusting...
18:18..you disgusting...
18:19You think I would?
18:20Yeah, you would.
18:21You really think I would?
18:22You disgusting me.
18:23You think I would, little boy?
18:24Jeremy, put the other one...
18:25Oi!
18:26..show, believe it or not.
18:27Have you been violent to her?
18:28No.
18:29Not at all?
18:30Not at all.
18:31She went upstairs and ripped all her pants
18:33and did that to herself.
18:34She's done a little drugs test, why wouldn't you do one?
18:36I don't have to prove anything to her.
18:39How does Destiny come in?
18:40Is Destiny your mum?
18:41We know she's with Randy Andy, but he said you...
18:43So, Destiny...
18:44Destiny, all right?
18:45So, Destiny wants you as well?
18:48Yeah, she sent me text messages.
18:50Saying what?
18:51Saying that she wanted to get with me.
18:53If you want to get with me, then don't bring it in.
18:55Destiny's back on the Jeremy Goshen, the mother...
18:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:05You!
19:06You're a liar!
19:10You're a liar!
19:11You're a liar!
19:12You're a drug dealer!
19:14So, what have I done to the picture?
19:16I knew you were dirty!
19:17I'm telling you!
19:18Really?
19:19Spit it to me out.
19:20She's got...
19:21You want to spit your bloody one, Big Teeth?
19:22Spit it to me out!
19:23You're a...
19:27I decided to point out you're not getting past the big man,
19:29just so you're aware.
19:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:33Everybody else, be quiet.
19:35You're only...
19:36Right, so, help me out here, right?
19:38Your son is with...
19:39Be quiet!
19:40He's with Amy.
19:41Then we come on the show, she's with DJ Dodgy Dave, right?
19:43Now he's with his ex.
19:45How did you feel about that?
19:46Cos these two are brilliant.
19:47He was really into Tasha when she came on the floor last time.
19:50Cos she's a nutter, she's a liar!
19:52And the poor...
19:53Right, right, right, right.
19:54Why not take her to a drug test? Go on!
19:56Go on, Big Teeth.
19:58Your ex-husband has gone on Facebook and said,
20:00it's all my fault, Emma, yeah?
20:02So I already said, you're still pregnant with my baby.
20:04But you know, you got proof the last time you was with...
20:06That's what you got, you said.
20:08Cos she wasn't pregnant.
20:09That's what you always say about your...
20:11She's not pregnant, Justine!
20:12She's still pregnant!
20:13She's still going around saying that!
20:15She's not pregnant, you...
20:17Who's pregnant?
20:18She's still going around saying she's pregnant with Anthony's baby.
20:21Are you pregnant?
20:22I've got the implant in my arm.
20:24I've got the implant in my arm.
20:26This is why I brought you here today!
20:28This is why I brought you here today!
20:30All right, stop! Why did you bring her here today?
20:32Because she's going around saying that she's pregnant.
20:34Are you... No, you're not pregnant, we've done that.
20:36I am not pregnant, Andy.
20:37Right, why wouldn't you...
20:38Welcome back.
20:39Could we just be quiet?
20:40Did you try it on with DJ?
20:41Did I? Cos you're a liar!
20:42Messages...
20:43You're a liar!
20:44Messages...
20:46You're a liar!
20:47You're a liar!
20:52It's not happening, it's not your destiny
20:55to get anywhere near her!
20:57Get in your...
21:04Sit up.
21:05It's a truth hurt.
21:06It's a truth hurt.
21:07It's a truth hurt.
21:08Truth hurt!
21:09Truth hurt!
21:10I can tell the truth.
21:11I can tell the truth.
21:12I hate liars and I hate thieves.
21:14Oh, shut up.
21:17Sorry.
21:18Could we just...
21:19Shut him up!
21:20Could we just calm down a minute?
21:22Sorry about that.
21:23What? Shut up!
21:25Why are you so angry?
21:26Because they're both liars.
21:27Start talking.
21:28They're both...
21:29Jeremy, they're both liars.
21:30I mean, essentially, they have swapped partners.
21:34Yeah, but he was with Tasha when he came on the last show.
21:37What's it... What's it done to Tasha, then?
21:39It's destroyed her.
21:40She thought she was with Dave.
21:42Yeah, which was...
21:43He came on this show with Amy.
21:44She was told the truth by your son Anthony.
21:46Now Anthony and she are together and what,
21:48are they harassing each other or what?
21:50No, they're harassing them on Facebook.
21:52Well, then just cancel your Facebook account
21:54and get on with your life.
21:55They have cancelled it.
21:56They have cancelled it.
21:57So what, they're going to split them up?
22:00Yeah, if Tasha's that scared,
22:02she won't even go back to her own house.
22:04Did you send text messages to Dave?
22:06No, he's a liar.
22:07He says you were absolutely...
22:08He is a liar.
22:09He describes you as like...
22:10He said you were trying it on.
22:12Old Andrew in his cardigan got quite upset.
22:15Well, he was...
22:16Because Amy tried it on with Andrew in the pub.
22:19That's what it's all about.
22:20Why wouldn't Dave do a drugs testing?
22:22Because he takes drugs and he's got drugs in his sock.
22:25No, he's got a knife in his sock.
22:27It's under his shoe.
22:29Take your shoe off.
22:30Take your shoe off.
22:32Take your shoe and socks off.
22:33Take your shoes and socks.
22:34I'll sort it.
22:35He says you've got drugs in your shoe.
22:37Take your shoes off.
22:38No, thank you.
22:39Take your shoes off.
22:40Look at his face.
22:41Look at his face.
22:42There you go.
22:43Take your socks off.
22:45Two pairs.
22:46Why two pairs?
22:47I don't know.
22:48He's always been wearing two pairs.
22:49Smelly feet.
22:50Do they have a sink?
22:51Yeah.
22:52Destiny, you can come back.
22:53Oh, dear.
22:54I don't know why I suggested that.
22:55Don't touch him, man.
22:56You'll get...
22:57You'll get...
22:58With no drugs in his shoes.
22:59No, it's inside his train, under his train.
23:01He's got a blade.
23:02That's why he can't see nothing.
23:03Go on, then.
23:04Tell me where.
23:05Show me.
23:06I don't want your shoes.
23:07It's gone.
23:08Search him.
23:09It's where?
23:10Whereabouts is the drug?
23:11Where are the drugs?
23:12They're not in our ears.
23:13It's inside his soul.
23:14They're inside his soul.
23:15Oh, God.
23:16There's nothing even in there.
23:17Jeremy, I wouldn't...
23:18There's nothing there.
23:19There's nothing there.
23:20There's nothing there.
23:21There's nothing there.
23:22There's nothing there.
23:24She says she never sent you any messages.
23:26I think you're just all throwing stuff at each other just for point scoring.
23:31It isn't the point, right?
23:33Do me a favour, right?
23:34I didn't want to come on here.
23:35Just be quiet a minute, right?
23:36You've done a drugs test.
23:37You're happy with Anthony.
23:38Do me a favour during this break.
23:40If you're what you say you are, then you lot can go your own ways.
23:43She's done a drugs test.
23:44Do a three-minute, one-hour in the air break.
23:46We'll nail this, finish it, and you can get on with your own damn lives.
23:49Yes or no, do one.
23:50Yes.
23:51Yeah?
23:52Yeah.
23:53He'll do it during the break.
23:54Back in a minute.
23:55Don't go anywhere.
23:56Your approval's wrong.
23:57Your approval's wrong.
23:58Shut up.
23:59Shut up.
24:00Your approval's wrong.
24:01You dragged me here.
24:02You can't do your drugs test.
24:03Stop reading this.
24:04Stop reading this.
24:05Stop texting me.
24:06You stop texting me.
24:07Stop texting me.
24:08Shut up.
24:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:20Welcome back.
24:21You're going to love this.
24:22I've just heard from Graham, right?
24:24Given it all large and hazardous...
24:26Has he not done a drugs test?
24:27No, no.
24:28Why?
24:29Waiting there with the nurse.
24:30What do you mean?
24:31Why?
24:32Why won't you do one?
24:33I thought you were...
24:34What's all this about?
24:35What do you mean you won't do one?
24:36Why should I?
24:37Because you said you were going to.
24:38I've come here.
24:39Hang on.
24:40You said you were going to.
24:41So you are hiding something.
24:43Just tell me what drugs you're on.
24:45I want to see the results.
24:46What?
24:47I want to see the results.
24:48You're not bothered.
24:49You say you don't care about it.
24:50She's done a test.
24:51You haven't.
24:52Why not?
24:53I don't care because I don't want to do a test.
24:54I don't have to prove anything to anybody.
24:56Out there, you said you were going to do one.
24:58I'm not doing one.
24:59You're taking drugs, aren't you?
25:00No.
25:01Of course you are.
25:02Because if you weren't taking drugs,
25:03you would take the test and you would pass the test.
25:05I don't need to take the test.
25:07So you waste my time, yeah,
25:08and I'm stood here like an absolute idiot.
25:10So what do we do next?
25:11Oh, no, she's back now.
25:12Won't take the test.
25:13You won't do a drugs test
25:14because look at your state of your life.
25:17You can't ask why you won't take the test.
25:19Really?
25:20Right, here we go, here we go.
25:21Here's the thing, right?
25:22Really?
25:23She's done it.
25:24Sorry, Danny, that way.
25:25She's done a drugs test.
25:26I've done it because you asked for it.
25:27And you failed on cannabis.
25:28I'm positive.
25:29I'll tell you what, I swear to God.
25:30You failed on cannabis.
25:31I haven't.
25:32You failed on cannabis.
25:33I haven't touched cannabis.
25:34So prove to me you're wrong.
25:35You haven't done it.
25:36You didn't buy sleep.
25:37Somehow, wait a sec.
25:38Oi!
25:39Somehow, you failed on cannabis.
25:40The fact is, he's saying,
25:42I will, I won't, I will, I won't,
25:43like I haven't got better things to do.
25:44Why would you be interested in her results?
25:45Why don't you do one now?
25:46Because I know she's on cannabis.
25:47I'm so interested in my results.
25:48Do one.
25:49Do you still love her?
25:50I drank last night, so what?
25:51I failed on cannabis, so what?
25:52Do you still want to be with her?
25:53No, I don't want to be with her.
25:54I don't want to be with her.
25:55Go and do your drug test then.
25:56Go on.
25:57Go and prove it's wrong.
25:58Go and prove it's wrong.
25:59Shut up.
26:00Go on, shut up.
26:01Go and prove it's wrong.
26:02You dragged me here.
26:03You dragged me here.
26:04You dragged me here.
26:05You dragged me here.
26:07Go on, shut up.
26:08Go on, shut up.
26:09Go on, shut up.
26:10Go on, shut up.
26:11Go on, shut up.
26:12Go on, shut up.
26:13Go on, shut up.
26:14Go on, shut up.
26:15Go on, shut up.
26:16Go on, shut up.
26:17Go on, shut up.
26:18Go on, shut up.
26:19Go on, shut up.
26:20Go on, shut up.
26:21Go on, shut up.
26:22Go on, shut up.
26:23Go on, shut up.
26:24Go on, shut up.
26:25Go on, shut up.
26:26Go on, shut up.
26:27Go on, shut up.
26:28Go on, shut up.
26:29Go on, shut up.
26:30Go on, shut up.
26:31Go on, shut up.
26:32Go on, shut up.
26:33Go on, shut up.
26:35Do what I ask.
26:36I don't like it.
26:37I don't like it.
26:38You've lied.
26:39I don't like it.
26:40Hold on a second.
26:41Come here.
26:42Do not.
26:43Oi.
26:44Oi.
26:45Oi.
26:46See you.
26:47Darling, come here.
26:48Come here.
26:49I want to speak.
26:50Come here.
26:51Touch her.
26:52Touch her.
26:53Touch her.
26:54Come on.
26:55Calm.
26:56Calm.
26:57Calm.
26:58Calm.
26:59Calm.
27:00Calm.
27:01Calm.
27:02Calm.
27:03She, shh, shh, shh.
27:04I don't know how I felt that drunk testimony
27:05because I haven't smoked anywhere.
27:06Listen.
27:07You could have been around other people.
27:10You shut up.
27:11They haven't drunk her last night, it's alright.
27:14Maybe you were around other people?
27:15Right, hear me out.
27:16For me, the whole issue here is whether or not this guy,
27:19hear me out, was doing the dirty on you behind your back
27:21when he came to...
27:22It was him.
27:23I mean, everybody saw me.
27:24Stop.
27:25I don't even know why I'm going to do this
27:26because I'm pretty sure it will smack me straight in the face.
27:29Oi! Come here and calm down.
27:31Come on.
27:32Oh, hold it. Just, just calm. Come here.
27:36I don't even know why I'm doing this, right?
27:38I'll do the rest of the show,
27:39cos this is the most futile argument I've ever heard.
27:42You've got half an hour. We'll put you on a lie detector test,
27:45prove to her that you weren't cheating on her with...
27:49Let me down and I'll find you. You're doing a lie detector test.
27:52I'll bring you all back at the end of the show. Give them a round of applause.
27:54We'll get this nailed, I promise you, all right?
27:56We'll get this nailed. Wait for me.
28:01Well, let's see. Maybe we'll see him at the end of the show if,
28:04big if, he does that lie detector.
28:06Right, my next guest today, Neil, is here for an all-important DNA test
28:09on his partner, Ria's six-month-old son.
28:11Now, Neil and Ria are in a polyamorous relationship.
28:14However, after a meeting, Ria fell pregnant shortly after,
28:17leaving them both in doubts as to whether Neil has fathered this kid.
28:20He says these results mean everything to his partner
28:22and hopes they get the answers they need so they can move on.
28:25It's a detailed story. Polyamorous relationship
28:28basically means an open relationship.
28:30It's new to me and this show. Neil is on The Jeremy Carr Show.
28:33Give him a round of applause.
28:41So help me out, cos I'm 51 and there are things I don't know.
28:44Polyamorous, for people watching this, what does that mean?
28:47That means that we're in an open relationship
28:49and we are happy to meet other couples or singles in the bedroom area.
28:54You and Ria, you would allow each other to sleep with other people?
28:59Yeah. We're always within the building,
29:03depending on what sort of event it might be.
29:07It might be that we're at a party, it might be that we're at our own home.
29:11We had certain rules and... What are those rules?
29:15The rules were, at the time when we started, Ria was only early 30s,
29:19so she didn't want any males over 50.
29:22Just stop right there a sec.
29:26Just a little dig there, wasn't it, eh?
29:28There's you having sex with everybody
29:30and you've just killed a 51-year-old man stone dead.
29:33Another rule was she didn't want anyone black,
29:37not cos she's racist in any way, because normally they're quite big.
29:42And the other rule...
29:48I can't believe...
29:50This is my mate in the front of the audience.
29:53I can't believe you've done that.
29:55It's true, though, isn't it?
29:59My mate! You've had a day with that, haven't you?
30:03I'm going to simply ask this question and you don't have to say anything.
30:07Watch his face, watch the camera. Is it true?
30:10I'm not saying anything.
30:12Good luck. Thank you.
30:14I just want to say, and this was something you both wanted to do,
30:17this was something that you both felt very confident about
30:20and it helped the relationship, but the thing that shocked me,
30:23and I'm being honest with you, Neil, when I read this this morning,
30:26was, you know, your life is your life, she had unprotected sex,
30:29which is why we have this DNA doubt.
30:31Now, was that not a rule?
30:33Cos I would have thought that that was very intimate, if I'm honest.
30:36Certain couples, that would be a rule and it would be a definite no-no.
30:41With us, it's not that important to us.
30:46But consenting adults, I get,
30:48people who make decisions, absolutely they're right,
30:51but isn't that adding, if you like, a further risk factor
30:54by having unprotected sex with strangers, in effect?
30:57And we're here because of that.
30:59We're not here because of polyamorous relationship,
31:01we're here because that happened.
31:03It is a risk and, yes, it can happen,
31:06and, yes, today we could get a result
31:08that we don't really want, that particular result.
31:12But what about sexually transmitted diseases?
31:14We talk long-term, always on this show, about those things,
31:18and protected sex is what people need to be talking about, surely.
31:22The people that we're doing it with,
31:24they are professional people in what they do with their...
31:31Listen, I'm going to nail this so that you know.
31:34Consenting adults, your bag, absolutely you're right.
31:37To me, I find it astonishing,
31:39and we are here doing a DNA because of this,
31:42that the number one rule wasn't,
31:45it doesn't matter whether they're professional people,
31:47to have unprotected sex,
31:49and we've talked about sexually transmitted diseases,
31:51you could end up, in this instance,
31:53maybe having a child through somebody else.
31:55That's not a polyamorous relationship.
31:57That's slightly irresponsible, isn't it, if I'm honest?
32:01It is, but it's...
32:06You have your rules.
32:08Yeah. Do you wish that that rule had been in place,
32:11if I'm being straight with you?
32:13Do you wish that one of the rules had been...
32:15Probably not.
32:16No? Probably not.
32:18I just look at that child,
32:20and I think that's a massive risk for you to take as a couple,
32:24and that child today might not be yours,
32:26because that wasn't a rule.
32:28The thing is, we do what we do because we want to do it,
32:32and we're happy to do that.
32:35That's not the issue. I'm talking about the consequences.
32:37What about now the kid's born?
32:39Is it something that you stop now?
32:42We haven't done anything since Alfie.
32:48Can I say something else very quickly, without cutting you off?
32:51You say you're really happy.
32:53Explain to me why your missus is crying on screen then.
32:57Probably the shock of being here.
32:59Or maybe the shock of finding out
33:00that you might not be the father of a kid.
33:02Do you think that...
33:03You have to get this right, because I know how strong you are on this.
33:05I am not criticising your decision to have an open relationship.
33:09What I'm saying is there surely has to be the acknowledgement
33:11of an irresponsible act in terms of the unprotected sex,
33:14and her tears.
33:15I'll ask her very quickly if that's right with you,
33:17but that's in my heads going round, right?
33:19Do what you want, but do it, I don't know,
33:22in a safe way.
33:24Really nice to meet you, darling.
33:26Thank you for coming on.
33:27Why are you crying?
33:30Because I feel stupid.
33:32You're not stupid at all.
33:33I've said it five times.
33:35An open relationship is your choice.
33:37I'm going to ask you a straight question.
33:38Do you want the truth?
33:39Yeah.
33:40Do you not wish one of the rules had been that you had protected sex?
33:42Yep.
33:45Why would you not say that then to him at the time?
33:48Well, it used to be,
33:50and then obviously we got good friends with a lot of the people
33:53that we actually do it with,
33:54and most of them are really good friends with us now.
33:56They're not strangers to us,
33:58so we know who they've been with and what they're doing.
34:01Can I ask you a question?
34:02Yep.
34:03You just said had to do it with.
34:05You went along with this to please him, did you?
34:07No.
34:08I did it because I wanted to try out something new.
34:12Sitting here now, though, today,
34:14you regret it, don't you?
34:15Yep.
34:17What will it mean if this child is not his?
34:20It will hurt us,
34:22but I know for certain that Neil is adamant
34:25that it's not going to change anything.
34:29Tell me about...
34:30I mean, he was very honest, Neil, and I like his honesty.
34:32He said that, you know, he suggested it, you went along with it,
34:35you agreed, you thought about it the first time.
34:37Was that weird?
34:38Yep.
34:39Very weird.
34:40Why?
34:42I got quite jealous, the fact that he was with someone else.
34:47Quite insecure.
34:49But sort of went along with it and carried on.
34:52But there again, not just jumping in,
34:54but I felt jealous, I felt insecure, I went along with it.
34:57How do you go from that to, oh, yeah, it's great.
35:01How does that work?
35:03I don't really know, to be honest.
35:06I want to take you out there, I want to do this DNA.
35:09I hope that you guys get the result you want, but I don't know.
35:12But I think you also need to talk,
35:14because I'm going to say this,
35:16cos I'm sure he will understand what I'm going to say.
35:19Nobody has any right to tell anybody how to live their lives,
35:22physically, emotionally, whatever,
35:24as long as you're within the confines of the law.
35:26However underlined, I'm utterly unconvinced
35:28that this is what you want to do.
35:30I don't know. This is it now.
35:32I'm going to tell him, come on.
35:34Cos I think, I think, I think...
35:38Sorry.
35:39I think so.
35:40You all right?
35:45Do you still want to do this open relationship,
35:48despite the fact that you might or might not have a kid, yes or no?
35:51No.
35:54You do really, don't you?
35:55No.
35:56In the future?
35:57In the future, possibly.
35:58Do you want to do this in the future?
36:00Tell him, this is absolutely central to this.
36:02No, I don't want to do it anymore.
36:05Look at each other.
36:07Look at each other.
36:24Why wouldn't you have told him that before?
36:28I don't know.
36:29Obviously, since, like, my boys have come along,
36:32I'm grateful I've got two boys,
36:33cos I was told I'd never be able to have children,
36:35so to have two boys, they are my world now,
36:37and to me, that's my past.
36:39They are my future.
36:42How do you feel about that now?
36:44Yeah, absolutely fine by me.
36:47Are you scared that he'll try and do it with somebody else
36:49or that he'll leave you because I'm not having a go at you?
36:51That's his bag.
36:52I would hope he didn't.
36:54Would you stop doing it for her?
36:56Yeah.
36:57Stories are very different on this show all the time.
36:59The issue always was, when I read this,
37:01that we're here because you don't know the paternity of your kid,
37:04which is the result of unprotected sex.
37:06It wasn't one of the rules.
37:07Do you regret that?
37:08I would suspect, when you strip it down,
37:10that probably should have been the number one rule.
37:12I also wanted her to be honest.
37:14I didn't know she was going to say that.
37:15She might have said, yeah, look, I've got two kids,
37:17and you would be entitled and happy to do that,
37:19but I don't think you want to at all,
37:20and I think you have to respect that.
37:22I just am amazed you haven't been able to tell him.
37:24When you're that close and you can talk about such intimate things,
37:26why you couldn't tell him until you arrived in a television studio?
37:30Tell him.
37:32I was just scared you were going to leave me.
37:34I'm never going to leave. You know that.
37:36What have I told you about today?
37:38If Alfie's a no, Alfie called me Daddy last night
37:42for the first time in the hotel.
37:44He'll be saying it again in five years' time,
37:46ten years' time and 20 years' time.
37:49Right?
37:50APPLAUSE
37:59I think it's really easy on a story like this, you know,
38:03to degrade it,
38:06but I respect the fact that you both sit here and you say,
38:10look, that's what we chose to do.
38:12You've been terribly candid and said, I don't want to do any more.
38:14You've said, look, if that's fine, I love the woman, I'm going to be here,
38:17and you're saying, you know, maybe we should have done it differently,
38:20and maybe it isn't mine, I'll bring it up, but for you two,
38:22maybe today is a finishing point, really,
38:25where you get the results and you get on with your lives,
38:27and that's just an experience you had.
38:29But I think it was important that she said, you know, I was worried,
38:32and I think it's important that you fronted that out.
38:39What does he mean to you both?
38:41Everything.
38:43If he's not, would you be able to continue in a relationship with this lady?
38:48Would you be able to continue getting up in the middle of the night
38:50and changing his nappy and doing everything, knowing he's not yours?
38:53We started doing what we were doing after nine months of relationship.
38:58We've been with each other nearly six years,
39:01brought up two kids, bringing up two kids.
39:04Like I say, nothing's going to change.
39:06That's my son. He will always be my son.
39:10Why do you...
39:14Why do you cry every time you see your son?
39:18Cos he's my world.
39:20It has changed everything, hasn't it?
39:23Let's see those all-important DNA results, please.
39:25I think it's a really interesting discussion.
39:27You only have to look at your face to see what this means.
39:30I mean, you're as cool as a cucumber about your lifestyle, that's right,
39:33but this is massive, isn't it?
39:36The DNA test results show that Neil...
39:43..he's the biological father.
39:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:06I don't think there'll be any more open relationship, my friend,
40:09and so there shouldn't be, and I...
40:11Do you know what? As I said it, I said it before,
40:13respect to you both for saying that's what we did,
40:15but I think that is an absolute finishing point.
40:18Happy?
40:20Really? Yeah.
40:22Life's about experiences.
40:24But children?
40:26They're the be-all and end-all.
40:28Genuinely, I feel like a father.
40:30I feel like a father.
40:33They're the be-all and end-all.
40:35Genuinely, a fascinating insight and a real pleasure to meet you.
40:38Are you happy? Yeah.
40:39You're a family. That should be enough.
40:41Yeah? Yeah. I wish you the best of luck.
40:43Give him a round of applause. Thank you for coming.
40:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:49Good night to them.
40:50We'll let you know after this break,
40:52DJ Dave, who said he'd take a lie detector,
40:55join me and see what happens. We're right back.
40:57You say she can't get over the fact I don't want to be with her.
41:00DJ Dodgy Dave to do a lie detector.
41:02Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
41:04did you have sexual contact with any other person?
41:06You said no. Why do you say no?
41:15Are you having problems with your ex?
41:17Are they interfering with your relationship?
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41:49Thank you very much indeed. Welcome back.
41:51You might remember my guests from earlier this morning.
41:53Well, they are back for lie detector results.
41:55Yes, DJ Dave did the lie detector.
41:57We've got DJ Dave and girlfriend Amy,
41:59and couple number two, DJ Dave's ex, Tasha,
42:02and Amy's ex, Anthony, cos let's be honest,
42:04they all swapped. They're back!
42:17What are you doing?
42:19Hurry up, come on!
42:21Right, just to recap for people, you know,
42:24who maybe need, you know, to spend an hour or so,
42:26let's get this absolutely right.
42:28You were on the Jeremy Carl show some time ago
42:31telling us that this was the love of your life.
42:33She said, he's a lying whatever.
42:35He went to the shops to see friends.
42:37The next thing I know, he's on the Jeremy Carl show
42:39saying he's got another bird.
42:40You're so devastated, you only found out the truth
42:42from you, who used to go out with her.
42:44And now you two are having sex.
42:46Now, you did a drugs test, which you refused to do,
42:49which proves you were cannabis.
42:51Yeah.
42:52You say you didn't smoke cannabis, you were around it.
42:54You agreed to do a lie detector,
42:56but said you wouldn't do a drugs test.
42:58Why was that?
42:59Why do I have to prove anything?
43:00Who are you?
43:03This is destiny, by the way.
43:04Put my shoes off again.
43:05This is destiny.
43:06You still want one of yours?
43:07This is destiny.
43:09Who actually, by the way, was accused of texting DJ Dave as well.
43:14And guess what I saw?
43:15You still want one of yours?
43:16Guess what I saw?
43:17You want to ask her about this?
43:18I saw the message and she did text him, mate, by the way.
43:22I'm being serious from her phone.
43:24It's not from my phone at all.
43:26Right, so I don't quite know what to say.
43:28Why did you do a lie detector?
43:30Why did you want him to do one?
43:31Because I wanted to know if he was cheating on me, Jeremy.
43:34And whether he was seeing it behind your back.
43:36You said, you know what, this is all BS,
43:38I don't want to be with her, they're welcome to each other,
43:40I'm happy with Amy, I've passed the test.
43:42Is that right?
43:43Yeah.
43:44You all passed the test, mate.
43:45You're a liar.
43:46That's fine.
43:47I know.
43:48You're a liar.
43:49You're a liar.
43:51So you're going to pass the test, yeah?
43:53What is this?
43:54I can't even speak.
43:56It's not very nice, is it?
43:57You said she's dying her hair to look like you
43:59because he wants her to be like you.
44:01You called her a prostitute earlier on.
44:03I don't...
44:04I beg your pardon.
44:06What did she just say?
44:07It's all right.
44:08What did she just say?
44:09What did she just say?
44:10Who's the one in the stage?
44:11She's the one in the stage.
44:13You think that's acceptable?
44:15You think that's acceptable, do you?
44:17Disgusting language.
44:18They sleep with you.
44:19Disgusting.
44:20For money.
44:21So let me get this right before I do this.
44:22You don't want to be with him,
44:23but you want to find out whether he was with her
44:24whilst he was supposed to still be with you.
44:26He's on telly with his girlfriend,
44:28you see it and go,
44:29hold on a minute, I thought I was with him.
44:31You find out from Anthony
44:32that actually he's doing it with her
44:34and now you're with him.
44:35So everybody's slept with everybody.
44:37Have you slept with her?
44:38No, would I, hell.
44:40That's what I was going to say.
44:42Why did you...
44:43You say this...
44:45You say she can't get over the fact
44:47that I don't want to be with her.
44:48So we got Dave, DJ Dodgy Dave,
44:50to do a lie detector.
44:51Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
44:52did you have sexual contact with any other person?
44:55You said no.
44:56Why did you say no?
44:57Because I haven't.
44:58What a surprise.
44:59The test says he's a liar.
45:00Hold your...
45:01Hold your...
45:02Hold your...
45:03Hold your...
45:04Hold your...
45:05Hold your...
45:06Hold your...
45:07Hold your...
45:08Hold your...
45:09Hold your...
45:10Whilst in a relationship with Tasha,
45:11did you have sexual contact with Amy?
45:13He said no.
45:14This test says he lied on that question as well.
45:17Why...
45:18Hold on a minute.
45:19Come here.
45:20Oi, come here.
45:21Excuse me.
45:22I'm a bit confused.
45:23Get out of the way.
45:24Why are you upset?
45:25Why are you upset?
45:27You cheated with him against her.
45:29Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
45:31did you have sexual...
45:32Shut up.
45:33...contact with Amy?
45:34He failed.
45:35Oh, this is brilliant.
45:37Come with me.
45:38Come on.
45:39Oh, this is brilliant.
45:40Oh, I don't know why you're running away.
45:42Why don't you come and face the music?
45:43Are you ready for this, Miss Scotland?
45:44Amy, hold on a minute.
45:45Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
45:47did you have sexual intercourse with Amy?
45:49He said no.
45:50He lied on that as well, so they were at it.
45:53They were at it.
45:54They were at it.
45:55See you later and stay out of my life!
46:02Do you know I run around this building
46:03like you wouldn't believe,
46:04so you did have sex with her behind her back?
46:06No.
46:09I don't know.
46:10And why did you run off like that?
46:13Why did...
46:14What?
46:16Sorry, why did you run off?
46:19You did cheat on him against her, didn't you?
46:21Come on, be honest.
46:23You did, didn't you?
46:24Who are you talking about?
46:25You were with him behind her back, weren't you?
46:27No, I was not.
46:28Well, maybe you didn't know the truth and he was lying, darling,
46:31but the other question he failed
46:32was whether he's done it with anybody else,
46:34and it says he did,
46:35which means you don't suddenly believe your boyfriend, do you?
46:39Yeah, I don't believe it.
46:41Lying!
46:43I'm telling you now.
46:46Why does it matter?
46:47Why do you keep walking?
46:48Why does it matter?
46:50What are you still doing here?
46:51Why?
46:52Why does it matter, Jeremy?
46:53Why didn't you walk off?
46:54Honestly, why didn't you walk off?
46:57Come on.
46:59You're a liar.
47:00You're a two-faced liar.
47:01I'm a liar for what?
47:02Two-faced liar.
47:03Amy!
47:04Just a minute, why is he a liar?
47:05Amy, why...
47:06He said to me in the hotel yesterday
47:08that you didn't cheat on Natasha with me.
47:10No, I didn't.
47:11Oh, so you didn't tell her that you were with her,
47:16and you didn't tell her you were with her.
47:18So she's been duped as well.
47:20I know!
47:21So why are you calling her a prostitute?
47:23She's just found out that he's...
47:24She went on...
47:25I have told you...
47:26I'm not speaking to you.
47:27I'm not speaking to you.
47:28I'm just...
47:29You're not speaking to who?
47:30I'm just going to leave him.
47:31You don't want to be with him any more?
47:32I'm still being with him,
47:33whether people like it or not.
47:34Oh, you are going to be with him?
47:36You're welcome to it.
47:37You are welcome to it.
47:38So you don't trust him being going to stay with him, yeah?
47:40Being a bit cheat.
47:41So you did sleep with the both of them at the same time, yeah?
47:43Why did you fail the test, then?
47:44I don't know.
47:45How the hell do you have so much sex anyway?
47:47But there you go.
47:48You're happy with her, yeah?
47:49Yeah, I'm happy with her.
47:50You're happy.
47:51You don't steal our lives.
47:52Stop, you don't...
47:53That's it, then.
47:54I see, it's to steal our lives,
47:55to steal it away from us,
47:56and stop texting us on Facebook.
47:57Don't mind me.
47:58Messages, don't worry.
47:59See you in eight years.
48:00Do one.
48:01See you, then.
48:02On your door.
48:03Boy, that's a good ending.
48:04See ya, see ya, done.
48:05Thanks a lot.
48:06Bye.
48:07Very nice.
48:08Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
48:10See you later.
48:11And you, where are you going?
48:14Who's who?
48:18So he basically slept with both of them,
48:20and now they both know the truth.
48:21I'm going to lie down in a dark room.
48:23I don't have time.
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48:29We'll see you soon.
48:30Take care, bye-bye for now.
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