The Jeremy Kyle Show (06 Feb 2017)
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00:10On today's show...
00:15Right, you and Vic, how long were you together?
00:17About two years.
00:18You've barely seen your son in the last two months.
00:21Yeah.
00:23You believe that she had it off with another man the night of conception.
00:27You're the one that's been sleeping around, you can't keep...
00:31You have other people's boobs on your phone.
00:33That is...
00:34You have graphic videos.
00:37Why didn't you show up on his first birthday?
00:39Because...
00:40He tried making contact with you.
00:41I tried...
00:42You ignored him.
00:44Can he do anything for his son?
00:45No, you.
00:46Why didn't he, mate?
00:47Trust.
00:49Hang on.
00:50I've stopped him seeing his son.
00:51Hang on a second, Geoff.
00:52No, why should I defend my mate?
00:53You're the one who stopped him from seeing his son.
00:54You're the one who stopped him from seeing my mate.
00:56No-one's stopped him seeing his son.
00:58There he is.
00:59There's good old Kieran.
01:01A bit of flirting with girls outside the studio, haven't we?
01:03Stay here, right?
01:08Then why is she going home on her own, then?
01:15He's been with Karl for six months and his ex is a stalker.
01:18A stalker?
01:19Can I put exact words?
01:20She's a black slug.
01:24Your ex cheated on you, didn't he?
01:26Yeah.
01:27It was with me.
01:28I'm a bit...
01:29I'm a bit...
01:31I'm a bit...
01:52Hello, my friends, good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:55Our first guest today, Keith, is here for all-important DNA results
01:58on his ex Vicky's one-year-old son.
02:00Keith, he says, he's always had doubts
02:02as he's convinced that she, Vicky, slept with another man
02:04the night she conceived.
02:05That'll do it.
02:07He's felt the child never looks like him
02:09and says the only similarity is they're both male.
02:13Keith is desperate to be the dad and says that if DNA proves he is,
02:15he will be demanding access.
02:16It is a massive day for him.
02:17Keith is on The Jeremy Carr Show.
02:19That way!
02:25APPLAUSE
02:28Keith, what's in there?
02:29Um, a present for my son, cos I missed his birthday,
02:32cos, um, my, my, um...
02:35I was going to get him something,
02:37but I thought Vicky might not even let me.
02:39Right, you and Vick, how long were you together?
02:41About two years.
02:42You've barely seen your son in the last two months.
02:45Yeah, because, like, she wouldn't let me,
02:48cos I tried to Facebook her, tried to text her.
02:51Who finished with who?
02:52I don't realise, right?
02:53Sorry, who are you?
02:54I'm Molly, I'm defending Vick.
02:56I didn't get you, Vicky.
02:57No. What's your name?
02:58Molly.
02:59Well, then go away until I say come on,
03:00cos it's called The Jeremy Carr Show.
03:01It's a fact that he's lying!
03:02APPLAUSE
03:06Who's Molly?
03:07Who's Molly? Who's that?
03:08That's, er, someone who does drugs and, er...
03:13Guaranteed she's going to come back out now.
03:15Right, well, anyway, um, you believe that she cheated on you.
03:18I said in introduction that you believe that she had it off
03:20with another man the night of conception, which would, in fact,
03:22mean that she had two of you within a short space of time.
03:24And you say the kid doesn't look like you.
03:26Yeah.
03:27So there's a major thing that you don't think the child's yours.
03:30No.
03:31Are you on the birth certificate?
03:32Yeah, I am, but if you...
03:33Why would you be, if you're not their father?
03:35Cos I was actually there, but if you look at the pictures...
03:38Yeah.
03:39..he looks nothing like me.
03:40Right.
03:41And what's the only thing that you've got in common?
03:43That you're both male.
03:44Yeah, basically.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I used to sleep around,
03:47but I've heard rumours that Vicky was even worse than me.
03:49Yeah.
03:51I hope he's mine, I'm only 60% sure.
03:53But if he is, I want access.
03:55If he isn't, I'm not paying for a kid that isn't mine, yeah?
03:57Yeah.
03:58Now, Vicky is shaking like a whatever.
04:01So, apparently, this will be fun,
04:03Molly, who you've called a drug taker, she's coming out.
04:06Molly's on the Jeremy Carr show, that way.
04:12You think I'm a drug taker? You're saying I take drugs, are you?
04:15You've told me. You really think I take drugs?
04:17You've told me you take drugs. No, I never told you that.
04:19No, I never. You know what? I do a drug test here and now.
04:21I don't do drugs.
04:23I have a little boy of ten months of age that I need to care about,
04:26and you're sitting here accusing me of taking drugs.
04:28You're the one that's been sleeping around.
04:30You can't keep your trousers.
04:32You have pictures of other people's boobs on your phone.
04:35You have graphic videos.
04:37Yeah, now, hold on.
04:38You call Thomas a little...
04:42He had to chuck himself off the sofa to get your attention.
04:45You don't care about your son.
04:47Really? If you care about your son, where's your contact?
04:49Get up!
04:50Why didn't you show up on his first birthday?
04:53Because, funny enough...
04:54Vic tried making contact with you.
04:56I tried Facebooking her. You ignored her.
04:58Do you know what I don't get? I talk to her later.
05:00There's more passion in her than there's any part of you.
05:02What's the matter with you?
05:03How passionate she is? Where is it?
05:05Don't smile at me like that. Where is it?
05:08You know what it is, right, Jeremy? No, not really.
05:10Do you get him work? No.
05:12Does he look like he works? You really think this thing works?
05:14You think he supplies for his son?
05:16I've done more for his son.
05:17I've been there when Vic's been out of money
05:19cos you didn't sort your benefits out when you were meant to.
05:22I'm the one that helped buy her baby's milk.
05:24Answer that, Keith, come on.
05:26I'm the one that helped pay for your son's first birthday.
05:28I've said to her...
05:29You haven't said anything but some plastic bag.
05:32I've messaged her on Facebook.
05:33What's in there, then?
05:34You really think I'm ever going to see your son again?
05:37Can I see what's in there? What is in there?
05:39You can have a look.
05:40Well, I'm not opening it.
05:41I can't do anything for his son.
05:42Who are you?
05:43Why did it make? Trust.
05:45Who are you?
05:46Nicola.
05:47As soon as she's tried...
05:48Sorry, sorry, I know I'm losing the will to...
05:50He's with Vicky.
05:51Sorry, excuse me, Jeremy Karsher, who are you?
05:53Nicola.
05:54And your part of this is?
05:55I'm here to support Keith.
05:57You're his Keith?
05:58She's not making any of it.
05:59Are you sleeping with him?
06:00No.
06:01Have you ever slept with him?
06:02No.
06:03Are you sure?
06:04No, mate.
06:05Go and wait your turn, then, mate.
06:06Never, my life.
06:07APPLAUSE
06:08What, what?
06:09It's not a bubble bath, is it?
06:11I'm sorry, but...
06:12Have any of you got children?
06:13Does this look acceptable for a one-year-old
06:15that still uses Johnson's top to toe?
06:17Yeah.
06:18It's still baby, isn't it?
06:19It's still baby.
06:20Are you having a gig?
06:21Play with it.
06:22If he pulls his head off...
06:23He's one.
06:24He's got five teeth now.
06:25He's going to put that in his mouth,
06:26rip his head off...
06:27I haven't seen him in how long.
06:28..and then he's going to drink it.
06:29You've not seen him in two months, Keith.
06:31Two months.
06:32Did he have any teeth when you did...?
06:33I'll shut up.
06:34Yeah, he had four.
06:35I'll shut up, it's fine.
06:36He had four.
06:37All right, don't shout at me.
06:38Last time you saw him, right?
06:39Yeah.
06:40Who are you?
06:41Who are you?
06:42I'm Vicky.
06:43Let's get Vicky on the Jeremy Carr Show.
06:46Bring her down.
06:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:56That's what I've been nagging from you.
06:58You could take that present and shove it up your backside.
07:04Don't look at me, mate, look at her.
07:06The friend's more...
07:07How much of a friend has she been to you?
07:09She's been more of a dad to my child...
07:11Oh, God, I hate that line.
07:12..than he ever has been.
07:13He's taken money out of his...
07:15It says the can, which I witnessed.
07:17I looked over his shoulder once...
07:18Does he pay for the child?
07:19No.
07:20Why did the relation...?
07:21He couldn't remember why the relationship finished.
07:24Well, because you called her...
07:26You shouted in her face.
07:27What's this about him sending pictures to other women of his bits?
07:30He... I found pictures of his phone,
07:33explicit pictures of...
07:36I forget about the ones of vaginas and the videos and everything else.
07:39Ones of what?
07:40Vagina...
07:41He hasn't got a vagina as well, has he? That's another show.
07:44I would guess on his phone...
07:46He wishes he probably...
07:47..same numbers under his phone.
07:49Did you hear what she just said?
07:50She said he wishes and he'd probably do himself
07:52every single minute of every day.
07:59You reckon... Are you ready for this?
08:01Right. Shut up!
08:02How many kids have you got?
08:03How many kids have you got? Cos she says you've got 18.
08:05I've got two.
08:06Right, do you want to listen to this one, then, yeah?
08:08We've had... Obviously, we can't mention names,
08:10but we have got three other women that have told us
08:12about your other children, right?
08:14On top of this, there's two little girls.
08:16Get this, two little girls, right?
08:17We have seen pictures of these two girls...
08:19He doesn't even know how to give him swears.
08:21..of her son, the double son, right?
08:23Is he, by the way...
08:24A week apart, though.
08:25I'll shut up.
08:26One week apart.
08:27By the way, he says you had it off with another woman,
08:29a man, Christ, the day of conception.
08:31He doesn't think he's the dad, or is that just an excuse
08:33to get out of paying for this child?
08:35That's just an excuse.
08:36When have I had time to tea on you, Keith?
08:38I was with you all the time.
08:40Really?
08:41You have got a... to co-test her.
08:43Which is a nice place.
08:44I've teated...
08:45I tried to tea on me with some other woman.
08:48I've seen videos.
08:49How do you get so many women, Keith?
08:51I don't know.
08:52You don't know.
08:53Let's get your mate. Who's your mate?
08:55What was your mate called?
08:56Nicola.
08:57Are you sleeping with her?
08:58No.
09:00Nicola's on the...
09:01Every person he's having sex with, Nicola's on the Jeremy card.
09:08You stopped him!
09:10Hang on.
09:11Hang on a second, Je.
09:13No, why should I hold on?
09:14What do you mean, no one stopped you from seeing your son?
09:16No-one stopped him seeing his son.
09:18I have sent the messages to his phone number,
09:20saying, come and see your son, Keith.
09:22Come and see your son.
09:23Hang on, Molly.
09:24But not Je.
09:26Someone I'm mates with, you're mates with,
09:29that he texts you, saying, when do you want Rad 2 then?
09:35Have you slept with him?
09:36No.
09:38He's no good at all.
09:39Why are you defending him?
09:40He's funny.
09:41You stop him and he will say...
09:45I'm going to listen to this.
09:46Go to a break.
09:47Back with DNA results.
09:48Don't go anywhere.
09:50Is he the father?
09:51Yes.
09:52Did you have it off with another man the same day?
09:55No, I've never slept with no-one.
09:57When have I meant to have slept with anyone, Keith?
09:59How can you deny that, little boy, Keith?
10:01Look at him.
10:02DNA, please.
10:13How fair are you, actually?
10:14Do you know what's extraordinary?
10:16It's the two most passionate people
10:18are not the parents of the child.
10:21Jeez, you just sit there like the world passes you by.
10:25Why haven't you paid for this kid?
10:27Because I said, I think I was with you when I said it, innit?
10:30You've got to say it if you can't open it.
10:32Why are you standing up?
10:34That's why you've been asking people I know for money.
10:37Really?
10:38I've had two people come to me, Keith.
10:40Like who?
10:41I'm not mentioning names.
10:43Keith, you're hardly Dad of the Year material, are you?
10:46What about when Thomas had a hospital appointment,
10:49I gave you an old man...
10:51Can I ask you something? Do you think he's on drugs?
10:54Yeah.
10:55Well, blow me over.
10:56I don't think that's the right thing to have said on the television,
10:59but there we are.
11:00Steve, does that work, blow me over?
11:02I wasn't listening to it.
11:10Blow him up.
11:11I wasn't listening to it.
11:12Why not?
11:13Changed you, haven't you?
11:14No, I haven't missed a day.
11:15Oh, got a fan club.
11:16Do promos now.
11:17Walk on.
11:18Everybody wants a bit of Steve.
11:20I wasn't listening, Mr Kyle.
11:22Why not?
11:23Sorry.
11:24What happens if you continue like this?
11:26I get sacked.
11:27Get off.
11:28Go, go, go.
11:29Go.
11:30I'm replacing you.
11:31Go.
11:32Get out.
11:34Why are you coming back?
11:35Get out.
11:37100% loyalty or you are gone.
11:39And at lunchtime, my office.
11:41Cos I'm having this out with you.
11:43Don't think you're getting away with this anymore.
11:45Hasn't he changed?
11:46He's changed, hasn't he?
11:47Yeah, he's changed.
11:48They all say you've changed.
11:49Nobody's said nothing.
11:58Has he changed?
11:59I don't think he's changed, no.
12:03Back to the story.
12:04Is he the father?
12:05Yes.
12:06Did you have it off with another man the same day?
12:08No, I've never slept with anyone.
12:10When have I meant to have slept with anyone, Keith?
12:13You said you fell pregnant on your birthday.
12:16We'd never had sex on our birthday.
12:18Have you slept with him?
12:19Has he bored you into bed?
12:21Why do you make such a big...
12:22Why did you turn round to me and Molly and say that she tried it on with you?
12:27He said you tried it on with him, love.
12:29So I'm sorry.
12:30This is the one you're defending.
12:32How's a hug trying it on with you?
12:36Depends where you put your hand, love.
12:39How does your boxers end up behind the front door?
12:43I've been able to sit out of the game for a while.
12:45So the one you've come out defending,
12:47the one you're calling me a tramp for and everything else under the sun,
12:51the one you're defending is saying you're the one that wanted him.
12:54You're the one who wanted to jump on him.
12:56So instead of giving it to me and Vic,
13:00why don't you look at him in the face and ask him why he's lying about you first
13:04and then question yourself, right?
13:07How's hugs come on to you?
13:10Hang on a second, you told these guys that apparently hugs come on to you.
13:13Really?
13:14Yeah, but no, but yeah.
13:16How does your boxers end up behind the front door, then, Keith?
13:19Go on, answer that one.
13:20Or did you do your usual when I...
13:22Keith, basically every woman wants you, pal, don't they?
13:25Apparently so.
13:26OK, what about...
13:27So did she try it on with... Oi, be quiet.
13:29Did she try it on with you?
13:31All we've done is...
13:32Did she try it on with you?
13:34You'd like to sleep with her, though, wouldn't you, Keith?
13:36No.
13:37Don't lie, you've said it to everyone you would.
13:39Keith, the person you called last Thursday, you, for the last couple of weeks,
13:44has turned round and told me you've said to her,
13:47when I said, let's go, you...
13:49and sent her a picture of your...
13:51What?
13:52Yes, I nearly split her and her husband's screenshots.
13:55Sorry, can you shut up?
13:56Could I just...
13:57Richard, could you pass it?
13:58Could I just...
13:59Could you pass the camera to me again?
14:01OK, in terms of what she just said, just to put that into morning speak,
14:05she said, there was this woman, Keithie, baby,
14:09who let it be known, in the last couple of weeks,
14:12that you'd lined up this woman to be your next partner...
14:17But it's someone that you talked to the kids about.
14:19..and you were looking forward to introducing the ferret.
14:22That's basically what you were saying, yes?
14:26I bet you he does want you, love.
14:29Why are you defending him? He's been a useless father.
14:32He hasn't had the opportunity, though.
14:34What do you mean, he hasn't had the opportunity?
14:36He lived with her for... Right, listen, right?
14:38You said... You've spoken enough as well.
14:40He has lived with her.
14:41Oi, why do you not think that child's yours?
14:43Cos apparently there's nothing like you.
14:45He is quite cute, though.
14:46Look at that little... How can you deny that little boy, Keith?
14:49Look at him.
14:50DNA, please.
14:52See, don't worry, you don't provide, you don't see the kid.
14:54No, I said to the people here.
14:56The people?
14:57Yeah, like...
14:58Look at your son.
14:59Yeah, like...
15:00I'll even give her...
15:02You are the child's biological father.
15:07Look at him.
15:08Look at your son.
15:10You have wasted their time and their money.
15:12You made that child yours.
15:14Look at him, Keith.
15:15That child's got nothing from you at all.
15:18You stole money off of your son.
15:21What is wrong with your head?
15:23Did you steal off your own son?
15:25The kid knows I only took about a tenner for Becky, that's it.
15:29A tenner? I've watched you.
15:31A tenner for Becky.
15:33Why are you defending this man?
15:35This woman is amazingly passionate about this kid.
15:37I've watched you take...
15:39And you call yourself a father?
15:42That boy is your son, yeah?
15:44You have done nothing but sleep around.
15:47How can you kid her teen when he's your son?
15:50Do you know what? Darling, don't...
15:52She's absolutely right.
15:54Even she has wised up.
15:56You are one of those people who doesn't even talk a good fight.
15:59You don't provide for your kids, you don't see...
16:01I've even said to your team, if, like...
16:03I wouldn't want anybody like you near a child of mine, mate,
16:06if you want me to be honest.
16:07It was mine.
16:08Yeah, if he was mine...
16:10But he is yours.
16:12He is your kid, isn't he?
16:14You drugged us all the way to Manchester to have a DNA test
16:17when you knew down all day.
16:19How much is yours?
16:21You know what people have been saying, though?
16:23I'll tell you what I'd do.
16:24I, you, you and you would go that way
16:26and you would have better help me to get your head out your backside
16:29and be a father. You go that way.
16:36I'm sorry, but he has...
16:38I know he has, right?
16:40But I'm just going to say that when I go on holiday,
16:43I'm definitely, definitely going to make it The Molly Show.
16:46Give her a round of applause.
16:48Lovely.
16:54Right, my next guest today, Shanice,
16:56is here to find out if her partner of eight years, Kieran, is a cheat.
16:59Now, she says she's caught Kieran sending lecherous messages.
17:02What's a lecherous message to other women?
17:04And says she desperately needs to know what he's been up to.
17:07Lecherous messages? Ooh, come round and see me.
17:10It's a massive day.
17:11Shanice is on the Jeremy Carle Show that way.
17:20What's a lecherous message?
17:22Erm, I don't even understand what that means.
17:24I don't either. It's my show.
17:27Er, Steve, what does lecherous mean?
17:29I ain't got a clue.
17:33What you up to and have you got a boyfriend?
17:36Doing anything tomorrow?
17:38Where do you live?
17:39I'm off to bed, hun. Message me in the morning.
17:41I'd like to get to know you.
17:43They're lecherous, them, aren't they, eh?
17:45I thought lecherous would be, you know, stripped down to...
17:48Anyway, moving on.
17:49Welcome to the show.
17:50It isn't the first time, but this is what I don't understand.
17:52How long ago were you here?
17:54About three years ago, I think it was.
17:56And he failed a lie detector? Yes.
17:58And you passed and you had him back?
18:00Yes.
18:01No, you don't trust him again.
18:03No.
18:04There he is. There's good old Kieran.
18:06A bit of flirting with girls outside the studio,
18:08haven't we today, Kieran?
18:14You are a bit of a flirt, though, aren't you, Don Juan?
18:17Look at him.
18:20Now, we've tested him since the last show.
18:22Things were fine, you said, after the last show. I forgave him.
18:24Was that difficult? Did it take time?
18:26Yes, it did take quite a while.
18:28But you got there? Yes.
18:29Have you got kids together? One.
18:31OK. Shut up! Sit down!
18:33Lose the picture.
18:35You then...
18:36The reason that you're here was you started getting messages
18:39from girls, didn't you, out the blue? Yes.
18:41What did they say? Were they lecherous?
18:43They basically said to me that he'd been messaging them on Facebook.
18:46Oh, hold on, he's running out the studio now.
18:48Where's he going?
18:50Where's he going?
18:52Come on, let's go. Actually, you lead. I'm following you.
18:59He's got his shirt over his head.
19:08What did he say? I didn't quite understand.
19:13Then why is she going home on her own then?
19:16Seriously. It's my fault, though.
19:18No, it's cos he's found it. No, I haven't found it at all.
19:20I didn't know... Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
19:23Shut yours. I was going to defend you then.
19:25Why don't we do the results?
19:27I didn't correct them. It's like the studio, though, did you, Kieran?
19:30Kieran, why don't we do the...
19:32He's lying. Kieran, why don't we do the results?
19:35I don't want to do them. But if you tell him the truth...
19:37I'm not going to be on your show. Well, then do one.
19:40I'm not bothered then. I'm doing one.
19:42So you haven't passed?
19:44If you'd passed, you wouldn't be doing one, Kieran.
19:46You obviously don't think that much of our relationship, do you, Kieran?
19:49What relationship?
19:51Is it true? Is it true?
19:53No, the girl wasn't flirting. I wasn't flirting with no girl.
19:55Ask anybody. She was out and about.
19:57Why don't we do the results?
19:58If you're telling the truth, it's done, innit?
20:00I was told that the girl outside the studio said to you,
20:03he's mine and you won't have him.
20:05No, it's a lot of banter.
20:07Could I just say hello?
20:09Ask anyone. Ask anyone.
20:12Kieran, have you passed? Have you passed?
20:14Have you passed? I don't know if I've passed away.
20:16What do you mean, you don't know your mother?
20:18It's your lie detector. It's your lie detector.
20:20Right, listen. Let's go to a break. Let's calm down.
20:22Let's do the results. If you're telling the truth, then you're going to pass.
20:24I'm going to a break. Back in a minute.
20:26At the start of the test,
20:28Kieran admitted to pecking another woman on the cheek.
20:30After starting the test,
20:32he changed his mind
20:34and admitted to passionately kissing another woman,
20:37so the test was restarted.
20:39Do you sound tired?
20:41Come on.
20:52Hello, everybody. Welcome back.
20:54Can you stop arguing, cos I don't understand.
20:56You haven't even had a chance to give your side,
20:58but the truth is, Kieran,
21:00you're accusing my team of left, right and centre.
21:02Your behaviour's hardly been impeccable.
21:04What time did you get in this morning, pal?
21:06Yeah, what time did you get out of bed, Kieran?
21:08About six.
21:10So, what, if you're here to prove that you're doing everything right,
21:12that's not really the way to behave, is it?
21:14Well, no, I went to sleep because...
21:16You were out on the lash, weren't you, Kieran?
21:18Were you drinking last night?
21:20On the lash where? What, in the hotel?
21:22Did you go and drink last night? No.
21:24I'm just asking you, why were you up till 6.30?
21:26Why would you want me to assume that?
21:28I'm asking you!
21:30Just answer the question.
21:32I was actually in the shower.
21:34In the shower, and then, you know,
21:36doing partner things, you know?
21:38Oh, doing part... Oh, you were having sex!
21:40No, no, I didn't say that word. You said that word.
21:42What, partner things? Till 6.30 in the morning?
21:44Hold there. Listen, I'll do these results.
21:46You have to hold this. Right, you hold that.
21:48So, listen, on a serious note, you say,
21:50Shanice accuses me every... You have to speak into it.
21:52Shanice accuses me every single day.
21:54I cheated once, but she forgave me.
21:56My life since then's been a nightmare, yeah?
21:58Speak into the microphone. Put your side.
22:00Oh, I can't... I can't even walk down the street without...
22:02I can't... The two girls...
22:04The two girls she had something with,
22:06to walk past or even look at them. Two girls what?
22:08No. You had two girls?
22:10No, no. Two girls, yeah, they're both lesbians,
22:12but she had a thing with one of them.
22:14You even a lesbian? I didn't cheat.
22:16He told me we were finished.
22:18I'd admitted that to your producers,
22:20so you already know that.
22:22How does that make you feel?
22:24What did you do with the lesbians?
22:26It made me feel disgusting.
22:28It made me feel disgusting,
22:30because they were actually my friends.
22:32I introduced them to her.
22:34I was up there one night,
22:36and I walked out,
22:38and when I walked out, I took mine to work,
22:40and I said it was over.
22:42There you go.
22:44That's a matter.
22:46Since the last show...
22:48Kieran, since the last show,
22:50you've done nothing, right?
22:52Just one thing about last night.
22:54You said you went to bed at...
22:56I love this, at 6.30,
22:58because you were having a shower
23:00and doing partner things.
23:02At the start of the test, Kieran admitted
23:04to pecking another woman on the cheek.
23:06Oh, right.
23:10Can I read it?
23:14The only way is up.
23:20I'm just reading.
23:22At the start of the test,
23:24Kieran admitted to pecking another woman on the cheek.
23:26After starting the test,
23:28he changed his mind
23:30and admitted to passionately kissing another woman,
23:32so the test was restarted,
23:34and that was removed.
23:36Do you agree with that, yes?
23:38Yeah, I agree.
23:40Kieran was extremely tired at the start of the test,
23:42as he and Shanice chose to stay awake
23:44through the night.
23:46His inability to stay awake had an impact on the test,
23:48as it would do.
23:50Inconclusive.
23:52Inconclusive on all three questions.
23:54End of.
23:56You sabotaged your test.
23:58End of.
24:08I knew he'd do that.
24:10I knew he would come back inconclusive.
24:12The reason I was trying to ask about staying up late
24:14is, and I want to make this point,
24:16when people do the Jeremy Carlyle detector,
24:18they are told about the impacts of drugs.
24:20We take into consideration medication,
24:22tiredness, you wouldn't be able to be alert,
24:24and that would impact upon it.
24:26When Stadi admitted to pecking another woman,
24:28when he said we were going to put that in,
24:30he said, I passionately kissed her.
24:32You can read that absolutely in your own time.
24:34That is an inconclusive result.
24:36The first thing out of your mouth, Shanice,
24:38was has he sabotaged the test?
24:40I don't know, sweetheart.
24:42At the end of the day, it's not for me to see.
24:44He did everything in his power yesterday to sabotage it,
24:46by not wanting to come up here.
24:48He's been a pain in the backside,
24:50and when people, with respect,
24:52and I must stick up for the people that put this together,
24:54it's a bit of a cheap shot, isn't it?
24:56Your producer's this, your producer's that.
24:58Three years ago, Kieran, you failed the test,
25:00and you admitted to my team that you had lied.
25:02You're back again. You've stayed up all night.
25:04Have you sabotaged it? I don't know, because you're tired.
25:06You're accusing this. You're changing your mind.
25:08We're changing the questions.
25:10At the end of the day, I stand by that 1,000%.
25:12But you know what? I know you'll be with him in five minutes.
25:14Not one thing.
25:16I'm going to tell you something.
25:18If you ever in your life work out that you're worth more than that,
25:20now is the time.
25:22A big round of applause. Thank you.
25:28You can only hope that she stays strong.
25:30That's twice in three years. Good luck to her.
25:32Right, my next guest today, Lucy, is here,
25:34because she says she's sick to death of partner X's Serena,
25:36whom she says is obsessed with them.
25:38Lucy says that Serena has been hell-bent
25:40on trying to get back together with her man,
25:42harass her non-stop and send her threats.
25:44Lucy says, after today, Serena's gone.
25:46It's my man, my life, do one, woman.
25:49Lucy's on The Jeremy Carr Show. That way.
25:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:59My chair, you sit there. Sorry, darling.
26:01That was going really well until you sat there.
26:03How are you? Had enough.
26:05Yeah, you look like you have.
26:07You've been with Carl for six months and his ex is a stalker.
26:11Stalker? Can I put exact words?
26:13She's a black slug.
26:15Right.
26:17What, what, what?
26:20You what?
26:22You what?
26:24Ow, hang on, I forgot to tell you, yeah?
26:26Your ex cheated on you, didn't he?
26:28Yeah, how do you know that?
26:30It was with me. I'm a better...than you.
26:32I'm a better...
26:34You're a... Sorry.
26:36You're a better what?
26:38I'm better at sex than she was.
26:40And I got...
26:42..taken off him because of that...
26:44It's you. Look at you.
26:46You look exactly like...
26:49I don't think in front of...
26:51Look at you. I don't think in front of Stephanie
26:53you should be talking about sex.
26:55You sit there. Get in there. Go, go.
26:57Get out. Sorry, Stephanie.
27:04You're with Carl?
27:06Yes.
27:08How long have you been with Carl?
27:10Six months. Do you love him?
27:12I love him. End of the word. I adore him.
27:14I'd do anything for him.
27:16What's wrong with her, then? Is she still loving him?
27:18I had to get Serena out of my life.
27:20She's done nothing but harass us and cause us trouble.
27:22She's jealous. Come on, talk to me.
27:24Oh, I basically...
27:26She gets other people, thinking she's funny,
27:28to get other people to watch my moves.
27:30Is it because...
27:32Not being funny, is it because I'm an upgrade,
27:34she's a downgrade?
27:36Look at her compared to me.
27:38I'm not going to judge.
27:40She's obsessed with my boyfriend.
27:42She's still in love with him.
27:44I've been with Carl for over a year.
27:46I'm much better in bed.
27:48She's lazy and she stinks.
27:50She's a tramp.
27:52Carl says he only got with you because he felt bad for you.
27:54Busted.
27:56She was a nightmare. She used me for money.
27:58Serena constantly causes arguments for me and Luce.
28:00She's even accused me of hacking her Facebook.
28:02Got what that means?
28:04Oh, yeah, yeah, hacking Facebook.
28:06Whatever.
28:08Serena has harassed me ever since we split up.
28:10I've had to change my number.
28:12I'm so much happier with Luce.
28:14I don't want anything to do with Serena.
28:16I want her out of my life. I love Lucy.
28:20Serena is on the Jeremy Carl Show.
28:32What's going on? Why can't you just accept it's over?
28:34Who finished it with you and Carl? You or Carl?
28:36Me.
28:38Apparently you had sex with Carl behind her back.
28:40I did.
28:42And he was that good.
28:44I mean, to be honest.
28:46Oh, what about the bed?
28:48The bed that you messaged me.
28:50Oh, sleeping in. It's mine.
28:52Don't care.
28:54That bed was squeaking as soon as you walked out that door.
29:00He likes a certain look, Carl, doesn't he?
29:02Oh, what's the look?
29:04It looks like I've got big...
29:06I've got big...
29:08Look at this.
29:10Yeah, look at you.
29:12I'm familiar with myself on live TV.
29:14At least I'm not familiar with myself on live TV.
29:16Hang on, where do you walk?
29:18I walk all pretty.
29:20You walk like a black slug.
29:24Let me get this, Carl.
29:26Sorry, I'm putting words in your mouth.
29:28No, Carl hasn't, actually.
29:30Since you've got people, yeah,
29:32turning around,
29:34watching everything I do.
29:36Is it because you want it back?
29:38I'm getting people to look at you.
29:40Do you still love my boy?
29:42Do you love my man?
29:44The only person I give a...
29:46You don't give a...
29:48What about money?
29:50I already have my money coming in.
29:52You've got all your money coming in, have you?
29:54Stop asking me and my partner
29:56for money.
29:58Why, when he owes me money from my last claim?
30:00He doesn't owe you...
30:02He's happy with you, Carl.
30:04We've read his statement. He's happy with you, yeah?
30:06Much happier.
30:08He hasn't even chatted to no girls.
30:10Hadn't been out to get his...
30:12Listen, I'm going to say something you won't like.
30:14I don't know whether she's a stalker or not.
30:16You know you proudly announced
30:18that you cheated with him behind her back?
30:20Yeah.
30:22If you can't trust him, then love Kenny,
30:24cos I bet he might one day do the same to you.
30:26Don't be so smug.
30:28Don't be smug.
30:30Don't be smug.
30:32He doesn't go anywhere.
30:34Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't.
30:36Are you wanting to be back with Carl?
30:38When you're on with a ten-foot bargepole.
30:40Oh, the old bargepole!
30:44Come here, come here, come here.
30:46This woman's 92.
30:48Now listen, now listen.
30:50Do you know what a bargepole is?
30:52There's no such thing, is there?
30:54Are you all right?
30:56Are you sure?
30:58Give her a round of applause.
31:04So basically,
31:06what are these very nicely soiled trousers?
31:08You think that's funny?
31:10I already know you've had your kids taken off you as well.
31:12As soon as you get pregnant, they'll be taken off you.
31:14Hello!
31:16I don't know.
31:18They're probably her next man's.
31:20No, it isn't.
31:22Are they Carl's?
31:24They don't even look like Carl's, to be honest.
31:26You don't want to be with Carl?
31:28You're interested in your kids?
31:30You're happy with Carl?
31:32You never let him out of your sight, though, do you?
31:34Well, he comes with me because people are so...
31:36No, not really, actually.
31:38Come on, Carl, come on.
31:42Just don't be smug.
31:44I'm sure you and Carl will be very happy, frankly.
31:46I don't care, but actually...
31:48Well, then, hang on a minute.
31:50We're meant to be getting engaged soon.
31:52You're meant to be getting engaged?
31:54I don't want you to carry on stalking me.
31:56I don't think she's stalking you.
31:58She's actually ruining it.
32:00I know this stuff now.
32:02I've got this. Ready?
32:04Why don't you just block her?
32:14I've already blocked her.
32:16Well, then, what's the problem?
32:18I've already blocked her.
32:20I'm learning everything.
32:22Stalking, Netflix and chilling, poking, everything.
32:24Brilliant.
32:26See?
32:28I'm getting...
32:30Now, I'm getting quite trendy, don't you think?
32:32I do, Mr Cale.
32:34Are you all right? Yes, thank you.
32:36Why am I rubbing your back? I've got a cold.
32:38You've got a cold, have you?
32:40Do you need your chest rubbed, do you?
32:42Did you shave your chest?
32:44No, and again, yes.
32:46Anyway, you don't need anything to do with her, do you?
32:48No.
32:50You're going to get engaged?
32:52Yes, and I'm quite proud.
32:54Because I've got the man that she wants.
32:56But don't be smug. You don't want him?
32:58No.
33:00Last time I'd seen him was...
33:02Why are you here?
33:04Because I want to know if he cheated on me when I was pregnant.
33:06But can I tell you that?
33:08Why won't you do a lie detector test yourself?
33:10I've admitted it.
33:12Oh, you've cheated on him?
33:14Yes, I have, but I've never cheated on anyone like him.
33:16Is it because you didn't give him sex for the year?
33:18Oh, Jesus.
33:20He has to go to somebody who has a better grade
33:22that gives it him every day.
33:24Unlike you. Look at you.
33:26You give it to him every day?
33:28Oh, I give it to him every day.
33:30Morning and evening. Unlike you.
33:32Do you know what a sponge and soap is?
33:34No.
33:36Imagine that being on your epitaph.
33:38Hang on a minute. Look at my face.
33:40I don't need make-up to make up.
33:42Here's Lucy. She bathed once a day.
33:44No make-up on, thank you.
33:46I don't need it. Mine's all natural.
33:48Ladies, this is not an argument.
33:50It's really simple.
33:52You're with Karl. You're very happy.
33:54You're going to get engaged. It's a beautiful thing.
33:56You have sex twice a day, or once a day in a bath.
33:58Once a day as well, which is...
34:00No, I have a bath twice a day.
34:02Unlike her. She don't know what soap and a sponge is.
34:04Yes, I do, actually.
34:06Do you know what deodorant is as well?
34:08Yeah. Unlike you.
34:10Right, anyway, I must go on,
34:12because I'm going to do something worthwhile with my life.
34:14You're with Karl. No.
34:16You're happy with Karl. Yes.
34:18You don't need anything to do with each other. No.
34:20You have cheated on Karl.
34:22You admitted that Karl and you cheated on her,
34:24so you know that, so everybody's happy.
34:26Have you had sex with him already today,
34:28or will you have sex when you get home?
34:30We had it in the hotel before coming and had a shower.
34:34I paid for that. Brilliant.
34:36You go that way, you go that way. Thanks.
34:44So you've just tuned in. Welcome to my world.
34:46After the break, we've got Lie Detector results.
34:48We're aiming skywards. Back in the Minimo gym.
34:50Bye.
34:52Three years with Jade, engaged.
34:54I have to pass the Lie Detector before my fiancée will marry me.
34:56Love at first sight? Yeah.
34:58Sex on the first night? No, second.
35:02Since the start of your relationship with Jade,
35:04have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
35:06Kevin said no. Why do you say no?
35:14No.
35:24Kevin is here to prove his innocence to the love of his life.
35:26Now, Kev says that his partner of two years, Jade,
35:28has serious trust issues,
35:30but desperately wants to prove he's been faithful
35:32so that they can have a future together.
35:34It could be lovely, this.
35:36Kevin's on the Jeremy Karl show, that way.
35:45Kev, welcome to the show.
35:47Three years with Jade, engaged.
35:49I have to pass the Lie Detector before my fiancée will marry me.
35:52Why? What's going on?
35:54It's just like a whirlwind of trust issues and stuff like that.
35:58You've been together three years. How did you meet?
36:00We met at his birthday party.
36:02Love at first sight? Yeah. Sex on the first night?
36:04No, second.
36:08Come on.
36:11Half the blokes are going, what's wrong with him?
36:13And the other half are going, look at that, that were impressive.
36:16Now, you said, and I love this,
36:19I could not believe my luck and it was all going great
36:22and then she found me watching porn on my phone.
36:24Yeah. Yeah.
36:26She went mad, didn't she? Yeah, she went so for it.
36:28She also found an old dating profile.
36:30Yeah, POF. I was single for a year before I got with her.
36:33Poff, plenty of fish. Hey.
36:37Shut up.
36:39She's obviously, in your mind, had bad relationships and that's impacted.
36:43What's it doing for the relationship?
36:45It's just, erm...
36:47It's making it go downwards now.
36:49It feels like I can't do anything sometimes.
36:51Do you know what I mean? Can't go out?
36:53Sometimes if I go work, she'll come back with any young ladies there.
36:56Tell my team, I'm desperate to marry this woman.
36:58She's the love of my life and I really don't know what else...
37:01I mean, this was really a last resort, was it?
37:03Yeah. She's tried counselling and stuff like that and nothing's worked, so...
37:07What does she mean to you, this girl? The world.
37:09AUDIENCE GROANS
37:11Everything, actually. Really?
37:13Yeah, she's got me out of a lot of rubbish as well.
37:15Changed your life? Within myself.
37:17You sell past a billion per cent and today is massively important.
37:20I want a happy story on this show.
37:22Jade's on The Jeremy Carle Show, that way.
37:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:34Jade.
37:35AUDIENCE GROANS
37:37Jade, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming.
37:40I want to respect you, actually.
37:43I know that you went through a traumatic experience at some point in your life
37:46and it ruined your self-confidence and your trust in men
37:49and I completely and utterly get that.
37:51And I understand where you're coming from.
37:54You know that you're insecure, but you can't help it.
37:57You look through his phone, you check everything, right?
37:59Yeah, I used to, yeah.
38:01Still doing it? I ain't got time to look through it.
38:03It broke his phone away, so...
38:05But you know what I mean? Yeah.
38:07Do you... I know this is maybe a difficult question,
38:09but do you find that...
38:11Do you think nobody will ever put up with this?
38:13You understand, do you, that the behaviour is quite intense?
38:16Yeah, I know it's bad, I know it's things you don't have to...
38:19I do regret it once I've done it.
38:21And, of course, you caught him watching the porn and all that sort of stuff
38:24and then that just escalates in your mind.
38:26Yeah.
38:28Why did it affect you so much, by the way?
38:30He's just... All my past, it's like...
38:33I know he'd never hurt me or anything like that,
38:36but it's just... My past always comes back to me all the time.
38:40It's quite interesting as well. I really, really like this line.
38:44Cos all the men will understand what I'm going to say.
38:46The thing is, Kevin buys me lots of presents and he buys me flowers,
38:50which means it's too good to be true,
38:52which means he's either hiding something or it's just not going to work out.
38:55That's true, though, isn't it? You can totally get that.
38:58Can't win, is it, man? Can you? Don't buy her flowers, nags your backside.
39:01If you buy her flowers, what you done?
39:03Do you buy your lady flowers, Steve?
39:05Do you?
39:07You drink pink champagne, Steve?
39:09In bed with a Chinese, Steve?
39:12It's true, that's what he does in a flight, he's changed him.
39:15Pink champagne with Chinese.
39:18You say, I want to marry Kev, Kev's the love of my life, it would destroy me.
39:21Do you believe he's telling the truth?
39:23I do, yeah, I do.
39:25And if this does prove that, will that change the way that you are?
39:29Yeah.
39:30What if he's lying, though?
39:33How many people in this room think Kev is lying?
39:35Put your hand in the air.
39:37The great British public.
39:39One, two, three, three, four.
39:43Four people think he's a liar.
39:46Too good to be true.
39:48Since the start of your relationship with Jade,
39:50have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
39:52Kevin said no, why did you say no?
39:54Telling the truth.
39:55Of course he was telling the truth.
40:02Since the start of your relationship with Jade,
40:04have you had sexual contact with anyone else?
40:06He said no.
40:08Cos your boyfriend was telling the truth, darling.
40:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:14Do you watch this?
40:15Full House.
40:16Full House!
40:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:27The cameraman on four, when you stuck your tongue down his throat,
40:30went, ooh!
40:33Are we getting married?
40:35When?
40:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:40Yeah?
40:41So pleased for you both, really appreciate it,
40:43understand completely what you've been through,
40:45came here and proved it, go and get married,
40:47forget the rest of the world, enjoy yourselves.
40:49Give them a round of applause.
40:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:55My next guest today, Georgina, is here desperate to find her father.
40:58After 21 years of searching, she's here today to make an appeal
41:01in the hope that someone out there might be able to give her
41:04the information she so desperately needs.
41:06It's a big day for her.
41:07Georgina is on The Jeremy Carr Show, that way.
41:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:17Right. Yeah.
41:19I've said it before and I'll say it again,
41:21these are the ones that get to me,
41:24because I always hope we can do something.
41:28You are 21 years of age. Yeah.
41:31Never met your dad?
41:33No, I never met him.
41:35He came and seen me twice after I was born, that's all I know.
41:39Oh, and that he's a tourist.
41:41He's a tourist.
41:42What did you...
41:44You say he walked away from my mum when I was about a month old,
41:47never met him.
41:50I mean, when people come here for this, what was the reason?
41:54Is this last resort? Why the Kyle Show?
41:57I've been searching on the web for ages and Facebook,
42:00general things, and the election roll and stuff,
42:03but I think doing it this way, I'll know for certain then if it is him.
42:08There's no proof that doing an appeal will work.
42:11That happens sometimes.
42:13Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.
42:16If you did, somewhere down the line, get contact with this guy,
42:22is it all under the bridge? Is it just,
42:24look, you're my dad, I just...
42:26Yeah, I'm not really fussed about why he left,
42:28cos he may have his own reasons.
42:30I just want to know why he didn't come back,
42:32and if he wants to start a relationship with me,
42:35if he wants to know who I am.
42:37Now, you said something about him being a tattooist.
42:40I've got... Isn't there some...
42:42He did two on your mum? Yeah.
42:44Two tattoos. Yeah.
42:45Have you got a picture of it or something? Yeah, I've got a...
42:48Can we see that a minute?
42:52So what I want you to do, if it's all right, down camera three,
42:55if Lindsay's all right with that, we'll zoom in on you.
42:57Down camera three, can you...
42:59What do you know, what do you want to say? It's as simple as that.
43:04I know that he's a tattooist, I know that he does body painting.
43:07If there are viewers out there, I mean, it's a long shot, isn't it?
43:10I mean, that's just... Yeah.
43:11Does anybody know who did that, I suppose? No?
43:14What would you like to say down the camera about this guy?
43:17Straight down. Does anybody know who he is?
43:19His name's... Can I say his name? Yeah.
43:22His name's Lee.
43:26Could anyone help find him?
43:28What would it mean to you?
43:31A laugh.
43:35The best moment ever.
43:38Anybody in this audience ever seen anything like that, the tattoo?
43:41Anybody?
43:43What's your name? Lee.
43:45It's your dad.
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43:59It's your dad.
44:09I don't want to shock her too much because, tell him...
44:12Is this going to knock you sideways? Are you all right?
44:15Knock him further sideways.
44:17I'm five and a half months pregnant.
44:19Going to be a granddad's pregnant.
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44:24Give him a hand.
44:32Do you want to sit down or are you happy scotting?
44:34Go on, sit down.
44:40I thought the most powerful thing that your daughter said
44:42was that she's not interested about what happened.
44:44She wants to know if you'd like a relationship now.
44:46I watched you during that out of one eye.
44:48What does this mean for you, Lee?
44:50Everything.
44:54Everything.
44:59Everything.
45:00When the show called you, what was your first reaction?
45:02Had you been waiting for that moment?
45:04Yeah. That's when I thought it wouldn't happen.
45:06It just wouldn't happen.
45:08He's always spoken about you.
45:10Your partner's in the audience. What's your name, darling?
45:12Sarah.
45:13It's true, isn't it? Non-stop.
45:15Yeah, non-stop. He's been a wreck this week since he got that phone call.
45:19He's an amazing dad.
45:21Is he? Yeah, we've got two kids.
45:23Do you have kids, then? Yeah, we've got two kids together.
45:25He's amazing.
45:27Are they here? Yeah, they're in the creche.
45:29There you are.
45:31Two boys? Two girls.
45:33Two half-sisters.
45:35I always think at these moments, what are you supposed to say?
45:38How do you feel? Brilliant, rotten, whatever.
45:41Is this amazing?
45:43Yeah. It's a bit unreal.
45:46What do you want to say to your dad?
45:50I don't know. I can't believe it.
45:52He looked so proud looking at you.
45:54I've done this a long time. You are, aren't you?
45:56Yes.
45:57Listen, tell her the truth about this, cos this is a brilliant story.
46:00I've been growing... She only found out the other day that I've been growing...
46:05Ever since I haven't seen my kids, that's why I've grown it.
46:10And the only reason it's that short
46:12is cos I had a tablet about four years ago where I lost all my hair.
46:15And today I can cut that off cos you're here.
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46:21Best day of your life?
46:23Best day of my life, yeah.
46:25Your boyfriend, Jack... Is that you, Jack? Yeah.
46:28What does this mean to her, Jack?
46:30It means a lot. She deserves it.
46:33I know what some people think about me,
46:35but these moments are the best moments.
46:38And we've reunited you two and a family, and that's amazing.
46:43And I'm so, so pleased for you, darling, because you deserve it.
46:46And I'm sure you didn't expect it, but you are...
46:49You're back together, aren't you?
46:51I did a little bit, I'll be honest. You did a little bit?
46:53Yeah, I watched it the whole time.
46:57Well, you did cos you knew.
46:59Well, that's destroyed everything, innit?
47:01I was just trying to do my best, but obviously that doesn't work.
47:04I think we should get to a point where she should think about me
47:07and the impact this has on me.
47:11Put the volleyballs away, sod them, they can buy their own food.
47:14I'm only joking. Listen, absolutely delighted.
47:16It means the world to do it.
47:18And so, Chuff, for you, grandad...
47:20Ha! Give him a round of applause.
47:22Go that way. Thank you very much.
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47:33To my guests, to the audience and to you at home,
47:35thank you for watching. We'll see you very soon.
47:37Take care. Bye-bye for now. Thank you.
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