• 3 months ago
First broadcast 29th September 1992.

Gary slightly overdoes the security precautions when sending George and Anthea to withdraw some money in full riot gear. He also learns from Tony that some of his vinyl records might be worth a lot of money and actually finds a valuable one and sells it. Except that it actually belonged to Dorothy...

Martin Clunes ... Gary
Neil Morrissey ... Tony
Leslie Ash ... Deborah
Caroline Quentin ... Dorothy
Ian Lindsay ... George
Valerie Minifie ... Anthea
Richard Strange ... Neville
Dave Atkins ... Les

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18:10Gary, how did you get green paint on your hand?
18:13Um, at the office.
18:15We're repainting the plants.
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18:21I don't like this side. Turn it over.
18:24No, no, no, this side's better. It's got that smingy sound.
18:27Okay, I'll do it. No, no, no, it's all right.
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18:39Uh...
18:44Oh.
18:46The record player's broken.
18:48Oh.
18:50You don't think it's because you just pulled the plug out, do you?
18:53Did I?
18:55Silly old me.
19:04Look at that, it's black on that side.
19:08Oh! Oh!
19:11Ow! Ow!
19:15I haven't done this for a while.
19:17That's all right. It's just like riding a bike.
19:20Not that I'm calling you a bike or anything, that's...
19:25Oh, I think I like you, Tony.
19:27Oh, I like you too.
19:29Since I split up with Mike, I've been...
19:31Well, I've been lonely.
19:37Mm. Yeah.
19:40So you've got over your sexual block, then?
19:43What sexual block?
19:45Well, Gary and I decided you hadn't been to bed with anyone for so long
19:47because we were feeling sexually repressed.
19:50Tony!
19:51I chose not to sleep with anyone.
19:54Yeah, of course you did.
19:56Oh, cool, this perfume smells more like dead animals
19:58than Chanel No. 5, doesn't it?
20:00No, that's your duvet.
20:03What are you and Gary doing, discussing my sex life?
20:06Well, we tried talking about fishing, but it wasn't as interesting.
20:10Just because I don't jump into bed with every man I meet.
20:13Have I said something irritating?
20:15Sexual block. God, I must be desperate for sex!
20:18Maybe spend the night with you.
20:20Debs!
20:22Oh!
20:25You'll want to go sit with Gary.
20:27He's had a degrading and humiliating evening too.
20:33So, how did it go with Deborah?
20:36Bit of a slow start. Yeah?
20:38I want you to know, mate, I'm rooting for you all the way.
20:40Cheers, mate. Yeah.
20:44What about you and Dorothy?
20:46So-so.
20:48I've just written her a cheque for 200 quid for that record.
20:50She crushed my nuts and says you won't believe anything I ever say again.
20:54And by the way, that record of Dorothy's,
20:56it's only worth a tenner. Printing mistake in the catalogue.
21:01Top. No problem.
21:04I'm really gutted, actually.
21:06Yeah? Why?
21:08I think Deborah's the one for me, you know?
21:10Yeah, I was saying to Dorothy only earlier.
21:12I think I'm going to show her from now on that I really care.
21:17I'd like to see Tony.
21:19Well, actually, he's a bit gutted at the moment.
21:21I need to straighten things out.
21:24Oh, come on, Pat, love.
21:26If I leave now, I can be there in half an hour.
21:29Yeah, I know. I was just feeling lonely.
21:36Of course I'm not seeing anyone else.
21:41Deborah.
21:43Would you like to chat to my mummy?
21:49Thank you.
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