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00:00Hey, how are you?
00:05We are back checking out more Olympic houses.
00:08First up, we're going to go to the India house.
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00:43I'm pumped for the India house.
00:45I think they have like a Bollywood dance workshop.
00:55Right off the bat, India got points for the best AC in Paris.
00:59Oh, I love it.
01:00I feel like I'm in a shopping mall back in the US.
01:02India is good at male field hockey, boxing, weightlifting, I think.
01:06Also they had VR glasses that could whisk you away to India without ever having to leave
01:11France.
01:12Simple as that.
01:13I'm in India, hanging out with a hippo.
01:15It's got to be completely honest with you.
01:16I didn't even know India had hippos.
01:18I thought that was just Africa and Columbia.
01:24Inside you could cool off with a refreshing gin and tonic.
01:27Had to get a gin and tonic.
01:29It feels malarial outside.
01:30And we're near a river, I saw a lot of mosquitos.
01:35The quinine wards it off.
01:37The main reason I was here though, was to learn how to dance like my favorite Bollywood
01:40stars.
01:41We are now going to get ready for a spectacular dance performance that is going to be done
01:47by the best dancers in the world.
01:49You know who those dancers are?
01:50Bollywood dancers!
01:51You are!
01:52That's right!
01:53Oh!
01:54I've always wanted to be an extra in a Bollywood movie.
01:56This is the best I'm going to do.
01:59And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, sway, sway.
02:07Let's hit the music, it'll be more fun.
02:24I think I got that down, I think I can break that out at parties in the U.S.
02:43Bollywood dancing is legit cool.
02:47I had danced up an appetite, so then sampled some pani puri.
02:51Is this a sauce?
02:52Yes.
02:53Okay.
02:54Cheers!
02:55Shouldn't have done that.
02:56That Bollywood dance class was the first exercise I've done in like 3 weeks and I'm at the Olympics.
03:07I feel like I should be like, you know, taking my fitness a little more seriously.
03:12That's why I signed up for Factor though, instead of just eating whatever is in front
03:15of me all the time.
03:16Afterwards, a Dutch guy wanted to trade me a Netherlands flag for an American flag, but
03:20I unfortunately didn't have one.
03:22I mean, do you just want what I'm wearing?
03:24No, I want the flag.
03:28This is it?
03:29Yeah, that is the flag.
03:30Got a flag down here?
03:31Can I get this?
03:32I'm going to be a legend.
03:33Yeah, sure.
03:34It's fine, it's okay.
03:35So I just offered to trade him my entire USA onesie for the flag.
03:42It doesn't feel that secure.
03:43The flag may have been red, white and blue, but it felt weird not rocking the stars and
03:47stripes, so I had to back out of the deal.
03:49I got another offer.
03:50Yes.
03:51Two flags.
03:52So you can wear one at the bottom, and one at the top.
03:57No, but I have an American flag cape.
03:59If you want to take down my phone number, I'll be back here at some point, and you can
04:03have the cape.
04:04This is the last time we're here, so it's not.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:13We're now in the Chinese Taipei house.
04:16Is this the Taiwan house?
04:20What, they have to call it Chinese Taipei?
04:22I don't know, I'm not getting political.
04:25All I know is that the only food they offer here are boba milk tea ice creams, which are
04:30delicious, but you would expect a little more from Taiwan.
04:34But hey, can't fault these performances.
04:40They've got all sorts of traditional song and dance.
04:42It's nice.
04:46No headpiece.
04:48Okay.
04:50Is this like a live dating show?
04:52It sure was, and they called me up on stage as a contestant.
04:55Let's do it.
04:56What do you think about me?
04:57Very beautiful.
04:58Very beautiful.
04:59Very beautiful.
05:00Applause!
05:06You want to marry?
05:08I have a wife.
05:09Marry!
05:10Marry!
05:11Marry!
05:12Marry!
05:13Marry!
05:14Marry!
05:15Marry!
05:16Yay!
05:18Yay!
05:20Thank you, thank you.
05:21But my friend likes girls, so sorry about that.
05:26Oh, it's okay.
05:28I have a wife.
05:29I have a wife.
05:30He said he has a wife.
05:31Yes, yes, yes.
05:32I'm sorry.
05:34You're welcome.
05:35All right, and that was the Taiwan house.
05:39Now I know that means Taiwan, because when they called me up, they were like, do you
05:42want to marry this girl?
05:43I was like, well, I have a wife, and they're like, well, you can't marry her because she
05:46likes girls.
05:47And I don't think they're that open about lesbianism in China, but it's kosher in Taiwan.
05:57Very excited for this one.
06:00The Mongolian house had traditional wrestling demonstrations.
06:08Ice cold Mongolian vodka.
06:10From Mongolia?
06:11From Mongolia.
06:12From Mongolia.
06:13Okay.
06:14How do you say cheers in Mongolia?
06:15Chudah.
06:16Chudah.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Chudah.
06:19Chudah.
06:25And a guy there teaching people how to pull the string on a Mongolian bow.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:31I'm going to tear off my thumb.
06:35Whoa.
06:36There's no way I'm getting the string back that far.
06:39What type of exercises do I got to do to be able to fire a Mongolian bow?
06:46Is that like a lat pull down or something?
06:49That thing is taut.
06:55We don't leave arrows.
06:57We respect the weapons.
06:59It's a weapon, but it's also our part of life, so we never leave them on the ground.
07:07If we leave on the ground, we have to put on something higher.
07:12Oh, okay.
07:13I'm very sorry.
07:14We say that the arrow went more than 800 meters during the prime time of Mongolians.
07:21Can you quickly list all the sports that Mongolians are competing in at this Olympics?
07:27We are 32 in 8 sports.
07:31Judo, free wrestling, swimming.
07:35I'm really shocked that a Mongolian swimmer is in the Olympics.
07:39As you can see, Mongolia is a landlocked country.
07:42No sea, but still, we're doing it, baby.
07:45Well, hey, I love seeing people go hippo mode all around the world, so I'm proud of you guys.
07:50Thank you for letting me use this.
07:52I'm very sorry.
07:53I almost put it on the ground.
07:55They also had a yurt where you could sample Mongolian cheese.
07:58Is it made from horse milk?
08:00No, cow milk.
08:02Cow milk?
08:03Okay.
08:05It's not bad.
08:08It's a little sour.
08:10I'd fuck with it.
08:11And a yurt hosting some sort of soiree.
08:16Excuse me, sir.
08:17Yes.
08:18This is a private event.
08:19Oh, a private event?
08:20Okay.
08:21I'll come back.
08:22I was asked to leave, though, and for good reason.
08:24In blue, you have the ambassadress of Mongolia.
08:27Oh, cool.
08:28In a blue dress.
08:29Wow, cool.
08:30It's amazing.
08:31Yeah, nice.
08:32Nice.
08:33Make an interview to show your famous product.
08:35Yeah.
08:36You can ask her.
08:37Well, it's a private event, so I walked in, and then they said it's a private event, so
08:42I gotta go.
08:44But you're allowed in.
08:49I do have to dock them a point, though, as I had to wait over an hour for my dumpling
08:53order.
08:54A few minutes?
08:55All right.
08:56I'm sitting over there.
08:57Hey, sir.
08:58You said, like, four minutes?
09:00If you need any help, I know how to wrap a mean dump.
09:03Wow.
09:04We're in business.
09:06It took, I think, over an hour for these dumplings, but they have arrived, and they look incredible.
09:12Once they were served, though, they definitely hit the spot.
09:15Afterwards, we headed into town to check out the Denmark House.
09:19I don't know if it's, like, a bar or if it's, like, just a presentation that's, like, bigging
09:24up Danish history.
09:26We shall see.
09:30We got the slogan right up front.
09:35The land of everyday wonder.
09:39These shrooms?
09:46All right.
09:47Well, hey.
09:49Factors a lot more appetizing than whatever this is.
09:53Oh.
09:54Okay.
09:56I have no idea.
09:57I think it's a cup of rice.
09:59Listen, when you order a factor meal, you're going to get a little more than this.
10:04Take as many as you want.
10:06Why not?
10:12They just got a point for intangibles.
10:15Pretty cool LEGO sculpture.
10:17Probably the coolest LEGO thing I've seen since I went to LEGOLAND in London.
10:22Energi badger.
10:23I assume that means energy beer.
10:26I'm so sorry, but the bar's closed.
10:28The bar's closed.
10:29Okay.
10:30But it's open every day from 6 to 8.
10:323D printing food.
10:34What is it?
10:353D printing food.
10:38Oh, 3D printing food.
10:403D printing food.
10:41That sounds a lot cooler than a closed bar.
10:43Oh, so they can print rice.
10:45Give one for your food.
10:48Oh, I already took one of these to the dome piece.
10:52But that is cooler that it's 3D printed rice.
10:57The Danish are leading the way.
10:59Right now, I guess they have a zero on drink and probably a 2.5 on food.
11:04But the fact that it's 3D printed, I'm going to bump that up to a 6.3.
11:09I love maps.
11:11This is Denmark.
11:12Oh, and if you didn't know, you know how New York is named after York from England?
11:19Everyone's like, New Zealand?
11:21Where is Zealand?
11:22Zealand?
11:23Right here.
11:24It's an island in Denmark.
11:25Holy shit.
11:26All right, folks.
11:27I think we picked a bad time to come to the Denmark house.
11:30We're going to get a low score.
11:31I don't know if it's deserving, though, because this house is not kicked up into full gear right now.
11:37I was just wondering, do you have any events planned over the next week?
11:42Every day on 12th, we have where you can make your own Lego flower.
11:45Oh, nice.
11:46Have you seen our Lego wall?
11:48No, I have not.
11:49Is the Lego brand, is that from Denmark?
11:51It's from Denmark.
11:52Yeah, it is.
11:53Oh, cool.
11:54Do you guys ever have like food vendors or it's mainly the ice cream vendors?
11:58Ice cream and beer.
11:59Ice cream and beer makes a man very happy.
12:02Very gassy, too.
12:03All right, well, they definitely got a couple more points for me learning that Legos are
12:08from Denmark.
12:09I didn't know that.
12:10Oh, shit.
12:11All right.
12:12Oh, no.
12:13Oh, no.
12:14Oh, shit.
12:23I'm just going to put that there.
12:24All right, I think we can move on to another house.
12:39Two glasses of New Zealand wine.
12:41So I had a couple of glasses of Chardonnay.
12:43What of it?
12:44And then does this house serve food?
12:46Yeah, sure.
12:47New Zealand food?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Would anyone share a lamb burger with me?
12:51Actually, no.
12:52We're not going to get a lamb burger right now.
12:54Just the wine?
12:55Yeah.
12:56We're headed to the wine right now.
12:58I prefer my meals from Factor and not 25 euros for a lamb burger.
13:03Happy New Year!
13:08Oh, they're doing the haka.
13:10They're doing the haka.
13:13Oh, and now we have New Zealand versus France, and they're down by three.
13:17OK.
13:18The mood just dampened a lot.
13:21Are you from New Zealand, mate?
13:24Historically, what sports are New Zealand the best at at the Olympics?
13:29Historically, rowing.
13:30I'd say rowing.
13:31What's the difference between rowing and crew?
13:34You know what?
13:35I couldn't tell you.
13:36Do you know what crew is?
13:37No, not really.
13:38Crew is rowing, but at least that's what they call it in American colleges.
13:43I see.
13:44It's way tamer in class here than I thought the New Zealand house would be.
13:49I thought it would be kind of rambunctious, a lot of rugby bros, a lot of Kiwis getting nuts.
14:01Hey, how are you?
14:10Welcome to the Belgium house.
14:11Our time at the New Zealand house was cut extremely short.
14:15Hi.
14:16Could I have your most Belgium beer?
14:18Koolshot.
14:19It's a little bit strong in alcohol.
14:24Yes?
14:25Yes.
14:26OK.
14:27The Belgium house has the best vibes.
14:30Great brewskis.
14:32And upstairs, they had a live Belgium folk band.
14:39Followed by a DJ playing absolute bangers.
14:42They went from like a folk band, sort of, and now it's just like a nightclub.
14:47And a vibey lounge to watch sports and chat with friendly bartenders.
14:52How do you say hello in Belgium?
14:55Hallo.
14:57Hallo.
14:58OK, cool.
14:59I got that.
15:00How about thank you?
15:01Dank u.
15:02Dank u.
15:03What sports are Belgium usually the best at in the Olympics?
15:07Field hockey and cyclism.
15:11Field hockey is like a, it's a male sport too in Belgium, right?
15:16Female and male.
15:17In USA, males only play ice hockey.
15:21Yeah, he likes ice hockey because it's rough.
15:23But I'm sure like field hockey is rough too, right?
15:26It is.
15:27I had a concussion once.
15:30The ball was here and I went KO.
15:34I guess there was this Australian player who had to amputate his finger in order to play.
15:39Yes, yes, it is.
15:40I think field hockey should definitely be played more in America.
15:43So, American men, start field hockey clubs at your colleges.
15:48What are three reasons why people should visit Belgium?
15:52The fries, the beers and because we are nice.
15:56Why are they called French fries if Belgium makes the best fries?
16:01I think because they were confusing the south part of Belgium because they speak French.
16:09I think they thought they were French, but they were actually from Belgium.
16:12Because there's different historical sources and some relate the invention of fries in
16:19Paris during the revolution and some in the southern Belgium parts.
16:24A lot of people in the U.S. think it's weird that you guys eat them with mayonnaise,
16:28but then I went to...
16:29It's weird?
16:30Mayonnaise is religion here.
16:31It is?
16:32Yeah.
16:33If you eat fries, you eat mayonnaise with fries.
16:35Mayonnaise with everything.
16:36Yeah.
16:37It's the best sauce.
16:39Well, it was time to try some of their famous fries.
16:42Hello, can we do one order of frites?
16:44Yes.
16:49Whoa, look at the condiments, Dan.
16:51Looks like cow udders.
16:53The Belgium house wins solely off of condiments as of now.
16:56I can't even read that.
16:58Sauce de maranenza, petrou, carfi pargetti.
17:04Mayonnaise, salsa, mayonnaise.
17:06Oh, this is mayonnaise with mayonnaise.
17:12Oh, I fucking...
17:13I melt or drive.
17:15Condiments are so basic in America.
17:18Figure it out, guys.
17:19These are incredible.
17:21That seals the deal.
17:22Belgian house is the best house I've been to so far.
17:25How do you say goodbye in Belgium again?
17:29I thought Belgium would win, but the next day I hit up the Netherlands house.
17:33I got a press pass to the Team Netherlands house.
17:35We're about to head in for the medal ceremony.
17:38It's going to be electric.
17:40Yeah.
17:47They call all their medalists on stage.
17:49Oh, here in this house.
17:50Oh, wow.
17:51Now the floor can be consumed.
17:56And shoot confetti cannons while the whole arena sings, we are the champions.
18:04And after the ceremony, the entire place turned into a huge rave.
18:07Where I even saw some of the athletes crowd surfing.
18:10It was bananas, or shall I say oranges.
18:13Team USA has never gone this hard for their medal.
18:16No.
18:17I'd never been to a party like that at the Olympics.
18:19Nobody parties like the Dutch.
18:21So I got to officially give the hospitality house crown to Team NL.
18:25Listen, I'll always bleed red, white and blue, but Team USA house tickets were $350.
18:33And no one in the history of the Olympics has raged as hard as Team NL-Huis.
18:40We enjoy it.
18:42The Olympics, we enjoy the people.
18:44We enjoy the Americans.
18:46We enjoy the party.
18:48We enjoy sports.
18:50Yes, yes.
18:51I like how you guys treat your medalists.
18:54Because they get to be rock stars for a night.
18:56Ah, that's magnificent.
18:58Like everybody, it's like I was at a Zach Bryant concert.
19:02It was awesome.
19:03I'm so happy that it's finished.
19:06It's over.
19:07I've trained so many years.
19:09And they like to party.
19:12Everything is over.
19:14Now, make fun.
19:16Make fun.
19:17Make fun.
19:18I think Team USA should do the same thing.
19:21Listen, why train for four years to win a medal,
19:24if you can't be treated like a rock star for one night in a stadium?
19:29That was incredible.
19:31By the way, I did eventually get an invite into the Team USA house by an athlete.
19:36It was in this converted museum.
19:38So it was pretty, pretty fancy.
19:40But still, not as fun as the Netherlands.
20:01Team USA
20:02Team USA