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00:00 Okay, well that mail whoa wait let me see that. Whoa what in the world?
00:04 Hey how are you? There you go. Am I live? I believe I am. We got quite the view behind the camera.
00:18 I'll flip it in a second. It's a quiet Tuesday morning. This is maybe the calmest I have ever
00:26 seen China but I think it will get more lively throughout the day. You guys ready for the big
00:31 the big reveal? Boom! The Shanghai skyline. The thing is though a lot of people think of that
00:41 as like Shanghai city. You spend very little time over there. All of this is new. All of that was
00:46 built starting in like 1990. There was nothing over there and then it was all built in the last
00:55 20 years. Have you seen that Instagram image of it in 1990? Yeah 1990 that was all just flat flat
01:00 grass. I mean quite an impressive skyline. Cooler than Chicago and Chicago's got like a pretty solid
01:09 skyline. I'm not gonna lie. This trip to China has been an absolute whirlwind. I've just been going
01:15 going going. I just got back from spending 24 hours with Peng Zai. It was so good to see that
01:21 do to get. He hasn't been posting a lot on social media so I was just like I didn't really know what
01:26 the vibes were gonna be but it was like I you know I hadn't seen him in a day as opposed to four years
01:32 and we got some solid content from that coming out. I've got a couple goals for this stream.
01:37 I want to end it with a foot massage that's for sure. I also I want to show you guys the Shanghai
01:45 fabric market. It's a wild spot where you can get whatever clothes you want made from whatever
01:50 fabrics you want. So I'll maybe I'll let the chat pick out a few summer outfits for me.
01:56 Fabric market's where I used to get Suzie's made back when I had a a suit jersey sports jacket
02:02 hybrid called Suzie's. Half suit half jersey all class. Yeah let's let's head let's head to the
02:08 pedestrian street. Oh this place is already filling up. You guys see those like coal barges?
02:16 This is like giant barges in the river. It's my dream to kind of like hitch a ride on one of those.
02:20 You guys want New York Yankees? Yankees suck okay.
02:30 It says please drink Coca-Cola. Dude that fit is phenomenal.
02:37 Not a fan of the Yankees but you cannot fault this guy's fit. Oh he's got the red socks. Yeah.
02:45 He's got the red socks with the Yankees cap. You're really throwing out mixed signals. I'm
02:50 also going to see how many squats I can spot during this stream. I think we need like a squat counter.
02:56 So in this exact same location seven years ago I was filming a video but there was like a Chinese
03:04 SWAT van that I didn't realize was there and then we accidentally filmed the SWAT van and we got
03:10 like swarmed by cops. I got thrown in the back of a paddy wagon. No way. Because they thought we were
03:15 like foreign spies. Check out all of the buildings here. So yeah this is the Bund. These were all
03:23 built by like the British, Americans, and the French in the early 1900s because this is where
03:30 all of the trade, all the foreign trade from China to the rest of the world was conducted.
03:37 All right so now we're on the pedestrian street. Now this place is normally just jam-packed but
03:45 it's still early. YouTube chat if I miss any squats that you guys happen to see in the background
03:53 please let me know. See that guy's not even... Wow China's changed. This guy's just taking a seat.
04:00 Wow he's on the stoop. He's on the stoop. He's uh squeeding. Squat cheating. Oh we finally have
04:08 our first Tai Chi of the day. I definitely would not be able to do it as synchronized as they are.
04:14 New York Yankees had a game. Everybody's supporting the Yankees. Oh I see a squat.
04:22 Kids like... I might be pooping. Careful. All right we got one squat on the counter.
04:31 Textbook squat. He might be pooping. I don't think you see that as much in China anymore but yeah.
04:37 I've seen a couple. That's why Chinese kids don't wear diapers. They have slip pants so then the mom
04:46 can just like hold them over a trash can and they can like pee easily.
04:50 So we were asking what's the Hoon situation like in the back?
04:54 The Hoon situation is going very strong. Is this actually... I mean asking about the Hoon situation. This is like a
05:01 a Hoon dealership right now. Look at all these Hoons.
05:06 I used to smoke these. $1.50. But then look at these Panda ones are 150 RMB.
05:17 That's like more expensive than cigs in the U.S. almost. Yeah that's 20, 22 bucks.
05:23 But yeah if you're trying to like really impress people in China you buy these red ones.
05:28 Yeah the Zhonghua. That's actually a good cultural tidbit for any viewers. If they come to China
05:32 you gotta like meet a Chinese person or like uncle businessman. Get a pack of these bad boys.
05:37 Instantly get some... Should I get a pack? I think it could help me make some friends on the stream.
05:44 I'm gonna be paying cash. No one pays cash. Someone in the chat said wow it's complicated when you're in Hoon heaven.
05:49 Yeah oh and then I'm gonna try a Rio. Oh how's it? These are like the um these are like the high news.
05:56 Oh he's gonna scan it. Okay. Oh no. Yeah you definitely gotta introduce the Rio. Actually they are not like
06:04 high news. High news is 4.5%. These are 8%. 88. Oh okay. Pasha Bob that's a lucky number. That is. 88.
06:14 Yeah. Yeah yeah. It's really good. Yeah yeah. Yeah so that's why like if you're ever trying to like
06:20 figure out the wi-fi password in China it's normally just 88888. It's usually 8 8's. Yes
06:25 that's true. Yeah. She understood too. Yeah so 8 is the best number in China. 4 is the worst number.
06:32 Because 4 directly translates. Yeah. 4. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In China a lot of buildings won't even have a fourth floor.
06:41 Yes. 4 means death. 6. 6. 8. 6 is good. 8 is good.
06:47 I swear you're bridging the cultural gap between the U.S. and China like just just by being present.
06:56 Medium bonsai making crab ring goes together push back the world war three o'clock. I saw that.
07:03 By five to ten years. Changhua Hoon Review.
07:09 One crank. Everybody knows the rules. Oh yeah. Yeah this is like a 7.8 Hoon.
07:16 A 7.8. I don't really understand why these are like eight times the price of the other six because
07:22 I actually I can't really taste the difference but I know that these could just these can build
07:27 you a lot of goodwill in China. Yes. Offering these to random Chinese people so it's good
07:32 it's going to be good to have a pack these in my back pocket. Yep. As Jake said it's a get out of
07:37 jail free card you just hand a couple cigarettes to a cop and they're like oh Changhua. Here we go
07:42 guys this is a Yang's dumplings this is a Yang Sheng Jian Bao which is the pan fried dumplings
07:47 really famous chain in China. So I was just going to get their classic I think it's pork. Yeah this
07:53 is uh this is two porks and two shrimps for 16. I'm gonna do that one. Judging for a treat. These
07:59 are delicious. This is what you do. This is vinegar actually not soy sauce. You pour some in here
08:08 and then you get the la jiao.
08:13 The spicy stuff. The chili. Oh yeah. It's not too bad though. It's not too spicy. All right I'm
08:24 gonna try doing this without using my hands at all. So I got a hard bottom soft top. You bite a
08:31 small hole in the soft top. Oh it's hot. It's hot. Yeah. Oh and we now have a leak and then you sip out.
08:41 Oh I'm leaking.
08:44 I'm gonna burn myself. A rookie mistake. I don't often have it fresh. It gives me like
08:57 tunnel for a warm. Oh okay. Then you can dip it in the vinegar and la jiao.
09:08 Oh my. I'm dying dude. Take your time. Slowly slowly suck it out. Living in the US
09:16 like these dumplings were probably one of the things I missed the most.
09:21 A little bit of chili on it. I'm now a professional. I'm crushing this dumpling.
09:24 Yep just suck it all in.
09:28 Hello. You from Haribo? I know that. I'm from Beijing. Beijing? Yeah. Not good to Beijing.
09:37 Are you okay? Yeah.
09:39 Can I see? No. Wrong pipe. This is my first time. What? This is your first time? Yeah.
09:47 Pick it up and then bite the shell at the top. There's shawmi in the thing. Oh that was a big bite.
09:58 Good good one. Oh that was sick. That was a lot of soup. All right now you yeah suck it.
10:06 Slurp it. Not in that way. He gave me like a little. No no you can do it. Yeah so then you want to
10:11 slurp out the juice. Yeah. I mean I don't think this guy actually needs me to teach him anything.
10:18 I think he's gonna do a great job. I honestly I don't really know what I'm doing. I just I don't
10:24 want you to burn yourself. So I learned how to do a tornado chug from Pongzai. I'm not as good but
10:31 um if I get some more super chats I will do a tornado on the live stream. No way. I will show
10:38 you everything I learned from 24 hours of Pongzai. No way. This has to be one of the large bottles
10:42 because that's how you get the full vortex. Adam here has a hundred dollars and he's the GOAT.
10:47 All right a hundred bucks that is a I will 100% do a tornado chug for a hundred bucks. Thank you
10:54 Adam. Pongzai is a professional. This is not going to be a pretty one but I learned a few things.
11:01 No way. Live? So you go up.
11:03 Oh my.
11:09 What in the? That was
11:17 that was like four seconds. You should have seen the first time I tried this with Pongzai.
11:26 I made the mistake of starting to rotate as I was going up and it just I spit it all over the place.
11:32 These beers oh [ __ ] 3.1 percent. So it's not a matter of me getting too drunk doing 10 of those.
11:40 It's a matter of my like stomach can handle that. China just has like an army on three. Oh he's
11:44 gonna start cleaning. Oh they're gonna clean us if we don't move. Oh you gotta give Shanghai
11:50 credit. Some of the cleanest streets of like a major city in the world.
11:53 Nice. What? What? What?
12:01 Donnie cleaning up the streets of Shanghai.
12:05 Look at that.
12:09 You know I've always wanted a power walk.
12:18 Whoa whoa. You are literally cleaning up the streets of Shanghai right now. Yeah I do what I can.
12:24 Uh I'm looking. Squat. Squat. Oh this one's squat. Oh squat again. There we go. On the stairs too.
12:31 We are on fire guys. Squat counter. Three squats. We are heating up.
12:37 Four squats. That's four. That's four on the end. You got the Hun Heng.
12:47 Oh that's that's a Hun squat. I mean I'm not even gonna try to do them because I can't but
12:50 yeah. That might be our first Hun squat of the day. When you're on the phone doing a squat
12:55 that's called an I squat. With a lowercase I? Yeah lowercase I. Okay. Like the I squat. Nice. Apple.
13:02 You got bus squats when someone's just waiting for a bus. Geriatric squats. Is that just when
13:07 someone is really old squatting? Hey. Should I buy my IE a fake Louis Vuitton bag right now?
13:12 Yes yes yes.
13:14 How much is it? How much is it? I give you a very low price.
13:16 Alright. Let's go.
13:18 Don't agree on anything yet. We're bargaining.
13:20 Okay. You can probably do one tenth of that.
13:22 Wait no wait. She's saying US money?
13:24 No no no.
13:26 Chinese money.
13:28 Okay. 300 RMB almost.
13:30 Alright. I see your 288.
13:32 I'm gonna lower you to.
13:34 It's 50. US dollar?
13:36 Nope. 50 RMB.
13:38 You're joking. I'm not joking.
13:40 I'm being completely serious. I think this is a fair price.
13:42 Yeah. Really?
13:44 You gotta drop an anchor.
13:46 If your body is very low price you tell me best price.
13:48 Listen. I'm ready to walk away.
13:50 I will walk.
13:52 Okay.
13:54 Ooh. What was that?
13:56 180.
13:58 I took $100 already off.
14:00 75.
14:02 This is low.
14:04 This is low.
14:06 This price.
14:08 This is low.
14:10 160.
14:12 Okay.
14:14 100 or a lot?
14:16 Take the medium. Okay.
14:18 100 is easy.
14:20 Okay.
14:22 Damn. I could have got her lower.
14:24 This is my first business.
14:26 Her first business?
14:28 Okay.
14:30 But I saw you here like 4 years ago.
14:32 Alright.
14:34 I think this one is gonna be for my wife.
14:36 Can you tell me your name?
14:38 Hello.
14:40 I wish my boyfriend is watching.
14:42 Maybe he is.
14:44 He's watching.
14:46 Your boyfriend's name is Nick?
14:48 Yeah.
14:50 He showed me your videos with the duck.
14:52 Oh.
14:54 And your livestream with your girlfriend.
14:56 Oh. Okay.
14:58 She's a fan of both of our content.
15:00 That's crazy.
15:02 When you guys met together he said wow that's crazy.
15:04 Oh.
15:06 And you just happened to see us?
15:08 Here we are.
15:10 He said can you go see him?
15:12 I said I cannot.
15:14 Stream snipers in China.
15:16 This is I think my first stream sniper.
15:18 Dude, first stream sniper in China.
15:20 I had to constantly tell my driver.
15:22 I had to constantly tell my driver.
15:24 I totally see that.
15:26 Oh really? Yeah.
15:28 We were moving fast.
15:30 Hey how are you man?
15:32 Damn look at that.
15:34 Where in Germany are you from?
15:36 He's in China now.
15:38 He's in Frankfurt actually.
15:40 Frankfurt? Okay.
15:42 It is Pongzai's dream to one day go to Oktoberfest.
15:44 So I might need your help
15:46 showing us around.
15:48 I would love to bring him there for sure.
15:50 Okay great.
15:52 That would be awesome.
15:54 Hello. Thank you guys.
15:56 You're a very good girlfriend.
15:58 Nice to meet you.
16:00 Alright this is it.
16:02 This is a Yu Garden.
16:04 It's kind of a tourist trap but it looks really cool.
16:06 We do have to get a
16:08 meet Capri Sun where I can put the straw in.
16:10 Yeah they have them.
16:12 A dumpling juice box.
16:14 Now I think this might be made with crab.
16:16 Some crab and pork.
16:18 It's usually a combination and it's hairy crab.
16:20 Before these are cooked
16:22 they have hairy hands.
16:24 They're kind of like crabs wearing mittens.
16:26 Cool cool. I'll see if it's easy.
16:28 Oh I thought it was a chopstick.
16:30 Oh my god.
16:32 They have a nice twist. I love that.
16:34 I think you're in. I'm in. I'm in folks.
16:36 Here we go.
16:38 Digging the crab
16:40 pork juice.
16:42 It's not scalding hot.
16:48 Okay.
16:50 How are we looking on flavor here?
16:52 Not as good as Yang's dumplings.
16:56 Okay.
16:58 Can we blow this up like a balloon?
17:12 Oh yeah.
17:14 There you go. Now it's better.
17:16 And then
17:20 you just pull up like monkey bread.
17:24 It's soggy.
17:26 You know this one feels a little more
17:28 this is
17:30 this literally is a
17:32 dumpling implant.
17:34 Yeah dude this was all meat juice.
17:36 And there's a little
17:38 couple scraps of meat in there.
17:40 The orange stuff is
17:42 crab roe.
17:44 Oh we got a squat. Hold on.
17:46 I gotta make sure she doesn't move
17:48 so this one counts.
17:50 It's a camera squat.
17:52 Add it to the list.
17:54 Look at that. Heels on the ground.
17:58 Oh wait. Yep. Yeah. Heels were firmly
18:02 planted.
18:04 Alright. We're starting to rack
18:06 up some squat spots guys. This is good stuff.
18:08 Wow. Oh yeah. We got some giant
18:12 giant fish.
18:14 Yeah. I think this might be
18:16 hands down the most touristy area.
18:18 Yeah.
18:20 Look at the size of these koi.
18:22 Big boys.
18:24 Are they the same species as
18:26 goldfish?
18:28 Oh whoa whoa whoa.
18:30 Yeah.
18:34 Oh my god that thing's even bigger.
18:36 This is the exact spot
18:38 I was able to say hello to Tom Brady.
18:48 He came walking around there and got mobbed.
18:50 I reached out. Didn't get an
18:52 autograph but I touched
18:54 him I think. But we're about to get
18:56 into a
18:58 little motor cab
19:00 and head to the fabric market.
19:02 So the Peter guy, quick
19:04 background of this guy. Randomly we were at the Bund
19:06 probably five years
19:08 ago. This guy picked us up at the Bund
19:10 you know taxi drive to go to the club
19:12 or something. After the club he happened to be
19:14 outside and he took us a ride back to the hotel.
19:16 Then like a year later we were
19:18 out somewhere until 5am and then we stopped
19:20 walking through Nanjing Donglu
19:22 and up...
19:24 What did she just say?
19:26 What the fuck was that?
19:32 What the hell was that?
19:34 She said F off.
19:36 She was talking to someone behind
19:38 her but there's no one behind her.
19:40 So we're walking down a year
19:42 later randomly out of McDonald's
19:44 shows this guy in the car. Guess who it is? It's
19:46 Peter. He takes us to his favorite
19:48 dumpling spot at 5am. We're all hung over.
19:50 And then like we just started seeing him
19:52 like a couple weeks later randomly.
19:54 And so we got his WeChat. We found
19:56 him I guess like a month ago. I was
19:58 here and I always joked
20:00 about for four years I was like
20:02 or three years I was like every time I see these little cars
20:04 I'm like oh is that Peter? Joking around.
20:06 Month ago we looked
20:08 at the car and it was Peter. I was like
20:10 Peter! And he like remembered us from the
20:12 live stream. He's like oh you're the foreigner live streamer guy.
20:14 So now I have his WeChat and he said anytime
20:16 I'm in Shanghai let him know he'll give us a ride
20:18 around town. It's good to know
20:20 someone you can trust. Is this him?
20:22 It is Peter!
20:24 It's Peter!
20:26 Peter!
20:28 Are we too big in here?
20:36 You might have to be on my lap a little bit.
20:40 I'm not bad. If I had a backpack
20:42 it'd be rough but I'm good right now.
20:44 Alright.
20:46 We're whipping around.
20:50 Get some love in the chat for Peter boys.
20:54 There she is.
20:56 Alright we're pulling up.
21:02 He said we can pay him out.
21:04 He said we're friends. He can pay whenever.
21:06 Peter's the man.
21:08 He's just gonna wait
21:10 while we go in.
21:12 As far as I know I've not been here.
21:14 This is cool that you're bringing me here actually.
21:16 To experience the fabric market.
21:18 It's at least three floors.
21:20 So you have a lady at a shop that already
21:22 I do have a lady. She said
21:24 she's not gonna be at her shop until like
21:26 3.30 but her mom is there.
21:28 Tom's Leather Shop.
21:32 Sponsored by Tom of Tom and Jerry fame.
21:34 You guys make
21:36 you guys know the
21:38 from fiction.
21:40 Something like this.
21:42 But we don't have the fabric.
21:44 We only have the leather.
21:46 Yeah this is leather.
21:48 This is leather.
21:50 Oh.
21:52 They can figure out anything.
21:54 But how do you get your head
21:58 fitted. That's gotta be kinda
22:00 tough to be like a head fitting.
22:02 The thought of even wearing leather on my head right now
22:04 I'm like sweating balls.
22:06 I can't even think
22:08 about putting on a gimp costume at the moment.
22:10 I think I need something.
22:12 I think I need to find a wedding shop.
22:14 My lady is 3.89.
22:16 She's right down here.
22:18 This is where I used to get my suits made.
22:20 Anyhow.
22:22 I know her daughter.
22:24 Yeah.
22:26 Hello.
22:28 Hey.
22:30 How's your weekend?
22:32 Yeah.
22:34 I'm back in Shanghai.
22:36 Okay. Good.
22:38 She made one of the first Susie's ever made.
22:40 Really?
22:42 And moved into a sweatshop down the street.
22:44 No problem.
22:46 My mother will help you.
22:48 He might want to get a suit made.
22:50 I'm thinking you might be a 40.
22:52 I'm gonna be back in 5 minutes
22:54 and you're gonna have it all picked out.
22:56 Yep.
22:58 (music)
23:00 Mr. and Mrs. Stephen.
23:04 Hello.
23:06 Are you Mr. Stephen?
23:08 And Mrs. Stephen?
23:10 Alright. Cool.
23:12 (music)
23:14 We're heading back.
23:20 We're gonna check in on Jake.
23:22 We're gonna see if he has made some progress.
23:24 I think I chose this color.
23:26 It's like a dark grey, black, blue.
23:28 I think this works. I think it's cool.
23:30 And then are you gonna choose...
23:32 I wanted like a white dragon silk inside.
23:34 It's gonna be crazy.
23:36 I gotta show people.
23:38 Pongzai gave me a present.
23:40 And...
23:42 Boom!
23:44 Those are wild.
23:46 These are fucking sick.
23:50 A gift from Pongzai.
23:52 Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
23:54 This, I know.
23:56 Fortunately, I don't think I can buy it
23:58 because it's gonna shrink.
24:00 But this fit is awesome.
24:02 And your pants?
24:04 Yeah, and the pants. This is a fit.
24:06 Not bad. $150.
24:08 Tailored suit.
24:10 You're gonna be looking fresh at the wedding.
24:12 I think I'm gonna need a pijo after this.
24:14 Whoa.
24:16 A Pabst tornado?
24:18 First time ever that I've done a Pabst
24:20 has been tornadoed.
24:22 It's gotta be the first.
24:24 Oh, that's so cool.
24:32 You know why? I think the bottle shape.
24:34 You get like 80% of it down, though.
24:36 That's crazy.
24:38 Oh my god.
24:40 That's cool.
24:48 I don't know if those guys were
24:50 impressed or not.
24:52 Oh, a squat.
24:54 Nice squat.
24:56 Angular.
24:58 The plan now
25:02 is to maybe get a foot massage.
25:04 We've been on our feet a lot.
25:06 It'd be cool if we got Peter to do a foot massage with us.
25:10 That'd be sweet.
25:12 I mean, yeah, I don't know if he...
25:14 I'm sure he would love one, but I think he feels
25:16 like uncomfortable
25:18 saying yes.
25:20 This is like a decent little massage place.
25:22 I'm gonna give him a chenghua.
25:24 Yes.
25:28 You chenghua?
25:30 It's good.
25:32 Good.
25:34 Whoa, wait, wait, let me see that.
25:36 What in the world?
25:38 Dude, how much cocaine does that guy do?
25:40 A couple years.
25:46 30 years.
25:48 Oh, three years.
25:50 Okay.
25:54 I bite my nails chronically.
25:56 Anytime my nails get a little long, I bite them.
25:58 It's a problem. One day I want to be like you.
26:00 That's crazy.
26:08 Wow.
26:10 Very cool.
26:12 Okay, bye-bye.
26:14 So something that me and... when I used to live here and go to school,
26:16 me and my friends had our group chat, and one of our little
26:18 on-point jokes we'd do is we'd always
26:20 find the crazy fingernails of the taxi
26:22 people or people on the subway and take a
26:24 secret picture of it, put it into our
26:26 group chat to make it an album
26:28 and we used to name them like the Grave Digger,
26:30 the Ice Pick, the Shovel.
26:32 That one, though, I don't know what I would call that one.
26:34 That's like a weapon. If you have that
26:36 on your thumb, that's like a bayonet
26:38 on your fist.
26:40 Oh, let's call it the bayonet.
26:42 There it is. Hey, Peter.
26:44 Chun Hua.
26:46 Whoa.
26:48 Peter is a man.
26:50 I don't think I've ever had
26:52 a Chinese person say, "Oh, no, sorry.
26:54 I don't smoke cigarettes."
26:56 A lot of these chains are pretty cheap, though,
27:00 even though they seem fancy.
27:02 I think we talked to the... let's see.
27:06 Oh, this smells good.
27:08 So here's our options
27:10 here. Or the
27:12 ear cleaning. 30 minute.
27:14 30 minutes sounds long for
27:16 an ear cleaning, too. They take big.
27:18 It's relaxing, supposedly. But I got
27:20 tinnitus last time I did it, so.
27:22 Really? No, I mean, it'll be fine.
27:24 Oh, hello.
27:30 Alright, I'm about to get my ears cleaned.
27:32 The last time in Chengdu,
27:34 it was disgusting because they found
27:36 ear stones and they were taking
27:38 out pretty large chunks. Oh, yep.
27:40 That's a stone. I don't think that's gonna happen now.
27:42 Ooh.
27:44 Oh, that feels great.
27:48 Whoa, this feels nuts.
27:52 I think my ears were not as clean
27:54 as I thought.
27:56 [speaking in Chinese]
27:58 Oh.
28:00 She said you gotta go to the doctor.
28:02 [speaking in Chinese]
28:04 Oh, my God.
28:06 She can do this. That's what I'm
28:08 paying her for.
28:10 [speaking in Chinese]
28:12 [speaking in Chinese]
28:14 Yep.
28:16 Literally, someone just said that in the chat.
28:18 They're about to say you're gonna have to
28:20 pay extra. Because it's too hard.
28:22 And that's exactly what she just said.
28:24 I've never seen them ask for more money for that.
28:26 She's still on your right side?
28:28 Yep. Still on the same ear.
28:30 She's trying to get me to pay
28:32 an extra 300. I think she's just being like
28:34 this is too tough. You gotta pay me 300 RMB.
28:36 It could be the easiest ear to clean out.
28:38 [speaking in Chinese]
28:40 Have my ears
28:42 just pissed her off that much?
28:44 Oh, my God.
28:46 This ear is just as bad.
28:48 Is that what she's saying? Yeah.
28:50 She said go to a professional ear cleaner doctor.
28:52 So she gave up?
28:54 I think she gave up. I thought she could do it
28:56 for three...
28:58 She started saying she could actually finish
29:00 the job for 300 RMB.
29:02 Now she's saying 700 for both ears.
29:04 What?
29:06 That was not reassuring at all.
29:08 But my hearing is not worse.
29:10 She didn't fuck up my ears.
29:12 So...
29:14 Maybe I should have asked for
29:16 a foot massage.
29:18 ...Sizerita is where
29:20 me and my wife went on our
29:22 first date. No way.
29:24 I think it got replaced by a Tim Horton.
29:26 Oh, no. Right there. Yeah. Oh, I know him.
29:28 Yeah, there's a Sizerita in here.
29:30 What an audible.
29:32 That is an audible. Holy shit.
29:34 Sizerita is like the...
29:36 Yeah.
29:38 In Japan, it's like a meme.
29:40 It's a meme. So this is like
29:42 the cheapest...
29:44 When I first moved here, this was the cheapest
29:46 foreign food you can get. You can get
29:48 like a pizza for
29:50 $4. Yeah.
29:52 And I filmed a joke about
29:54 taking a girl I met on Tinder
29:56 here on a first date. We called it the fanciest
29:58 Italian restaurant.
30:00 And this is one spot I'm meeting to head.
30:02 So this is the spot.
30:04 We should invite Peter to eat with us here.
30:06 Yes.
30:08 Alright, we told him that it's Donnie's favorite
30:26 restaurant. He's gotta come in here.
30:28 Alright, we got Peter in here.
30:34 Let's go. We got Escargot
30:36 for 19 RMB. It's like $2.80.
30:38 $2.80.
30:40 So what pizza do you want? I'm gonna get
30:42 one durian and
30:44 fruit pizza.
30:46 Just cause that's like the grossest thing I've ever heard.
30:48 That's disgusting. Okay. The rest of the stuff...
30:50 I mean, I can sign that. Alright.
30:52 We'll do one Hawaiian. Alright, now
30:54 here's the best part of Sizeria.
30:56 You don't have to like wait for
30:58 your waiter.
31:00 You just hammer the button. Oh yeah.
31:02 And you pretty much just keep on pressing the button
31:10 until someone shows up.
31:12 Anyhow, I want an Iga Jigga.
31:18 As an appetizer.
31:20 Iga Jigga.
31:22 Iga Jigga. Fruit and durian.
31:24 I would get a bottle of Lambrusco, but not if you're...
31:26 Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna do a glass of your
31:28 Lambrusco. Can you have it?
31:30 30 RMB for a bottle? Yeah.
31:32 Let's do the bottle.
31:34 Oh, wow. Cold, sparkling
31:36 Lambrusco from Sizeria.
31:38 This is... Listen, I lived in Italy for
31:40 a year. This is matching
31:42 the vibes. Alright, so this is just
31:44 your classic Hawaiian. Alright.
31:46 This is... This is...
31:48 This is the weird stuff. This is
31:50 durian.
31:52 Fruit cocktail pizza.
31:58 Hey, listen. Now, I am not a
32:00 pineapple eater. I love a little bit of
32:02 pineapple mixed with bacon
32:04 on my pizza. But this is insane.
32:06 We have peach. We have lychee
32:08 fruit.
32:10 A little bit of pineapple. This is
32:12 something else. This is a peach.
32:14 Maybe this is like... I don't know.
32:16 What in the
32:18 world?
32:20 Imagine if the fruit cocktail can
32:22 like Del Monte and just throw it on top.
32:24 Oh, god. You look like you're...
32:26 One bite. Everybody knows
32:28 the rules.
32:30 Let's try it again.
32:36 That's too much fruit.
32:40 Too much fruit.
32:42 But... It's not like
32:44 I can stomach it.
32:46 I can eat it, but it's not that good.
32:48 I can eat it. I don't like it.
32:50 He said the first bite only had pineapple.
33:00 The first bite he ate only had pineapple.
33:02 He could eat it. But the second bite had other
33:04 fruit. It was not good.
33:06 This fruit and pizza
33:10 don't go well together.
33:12 They don't go well together.
33:14 This is the last one with fruit.
33:16 4.9.
33:22 This is the durian pizza.
33:24 Durian pizza. Here we go.
33:26 So I got a durian quesadilla
33:28 out of Taco Bell in China once.
33:30 Was not a fan.
33:32 I know some people that love durian pizza.
33:38 So I'm curious. And we're also outside of Zirias.
33:40 I don't know the...
33:42 I'm not a fan. I will say
33:44 it tastes
33:46 slightly better than it smells.
33:48 But it smells horrible. So that's not like a
33:50 ringing endorsement.
33:52 4.2.
33:54 He can give a score too. I don't want my score
34:00 to influence his. Because he might absolutely
34:02 love it.
34:04 1 to 10.
34:06 Don't be afraid to use a decimal.
34:08 1.
34:10 Everybody
34:12 knows the rules.
34:14 Yes.
34:16 So what do you think?
34:18 It tastes good.
34:20 He gave it a 10. Tell him
34:24 he has to at least use a decimal.
34:26 So it can't be a round number.
34:28 9.2.
34:32 9.2? Okay.
34:34 Don't worry. Side 3 is on me.
34:36 I'm going to smash the button
34:38 and you're going to check. Okay.
34:40 Or I forget. Is this the type of place you pay up front?
34:42 What do we got? We got
34:44 two pizzas.
34:46 Dessert pizza,
34:48 cruchetto, and a bottle of wine.
34:50 Total price?
34:52 Total price.
34:54 $17 US.
34:56 $17 US for a
34:58 bottle of Lambrusco.
35:00 Two pizzas. Jesus Christ.
35:02 A dessert pizza and cruchetto.
35:04 We're going to do a quick size-or-eater
35:06 tour until I
35:08 immediately have to leave.
35:10 There's the conveyor belt.
35:12 That's where the magic happens.
35:14 That's sick.
35:16 So I'm a food vlogger?
35:18 I'm just doing a tour?
35:22 Okay. Alright. Well,
35:24 listen, we got to see the conveyor belt.
35:26 That is the key to a
35:28 $17 Italian feast.
35:30 All you have to do is put everything
35:32 on the conveyor belt. It simplifies things.
35:34 Oh, we got a payment from TikTok.
35:36 Sorry.
35:38 Can I get a picture of you?
35:40 Yeah, sure.
35:42 Where
35:44 are you guys from?
35:46 We are from Russia.
35:48 Okay, cool.
35:50 Thank you.
35:52 Nice to meet you.
35:54 Are you guys
35:56 a fan of
35:58 Sizeria pizza?
36:00 Yeah, we're also
36:02 always coming to this
36:04 information room.
36:06 It's the best.
36:08 Yeah, when I first moved to China,
36:10 this was my spot. I celebrated
36:12 Christmas here one time.
36:14 It's not the best place to
36:16 celebrate Christmas, but the rest
36:18 of the time, it's great.
36:20 Also,
36:22 a great spot for a first date.
36:24 So if you guys meet some menus
36:26 on the street, bring
36:28 them here. They'll be
36:30 very happy.
36:32 They'll be happy to chat.
36:34 The older, the happier.
36:36 He's being really warm-hearted.
36:38 It seems to be really easy to make friends.
36:40 It's really nice to make friends with local people.
36:42 You can really understand each other more and talk.
36:44 Have some good talking time.
36:46 It's very important to have this kind of relationship.
36:48 You can tell him I'm so
36:50 happy he joined us.
36:52 I would feel so bad if he was just waiting in the car.
36:54 I know he didn't want to come in to watch my ears
36:56 get cleaned, and that's perfectly fine.
36:58 But I'm happy.
37:00 He's coming.
37:02 Yeah.
37:06 Thank you.
37:08 We're back.
37:22 Wow.
37:24 There's been a lot of theories as to why we
37:26 disappeared. Some people were blaming it on
37:28 the Russian guys we met. Those were super
37:30 friendly guys.
37:32 Some people were blaming it
37:34 on China. No, I think
37:36 the pocket Wi-Fi we had
37:38 just ran out of juice. We are back.
37:40 We just said goodbye to Peter.
37:42 He tried to...
37:44 He didn't even want to take our money. He was like, "No.
37:46 Don't worry about it."
37:48 That was crazy. That was wild.
37:50 He was like, "You guys gave me some pizzas. Don't worry
37:52 about paying me." We did pay him
37:54 because he's been
37:56 chauffeuring us around all day.
37:58 These are
38:00 Chinese gyms.
38:02 They just have them.
38:04 Usually in the morning
38:06 you see 80-year-old
38:08 zombies just crushing us.
38:10 I might need your help on this.
38:14 I think this is a two-person
38:16 thing. Push against this.
38:18 You stretch me out, and then
38:22 I stretch you.
38:24 Look at you, cutting the eyes into it.
38:30 I don't know.
38:32 Okay, that's cool.
38:34 I think
38:36 in Shanghai they have
38:38 a long life expectancy.
38:40 When you're old, it's not about how much
38:42 weight you're lifting. It's not about
38:44 your gains. It's just about
38:46 staying mobile. Consistency
38:48 is key. Keeping the joints loose.
38:50 They have it at share, but
38:52 this would actually be great because
38:54 my hips are...although my knees are too long.
38:56 My shoulders are tight.
39:02 Peter! Is that a Peter card?
39:10 Is it Peter?
39:12 Every single one of these we've seen since Peter
39:14 has been demolished. That's how we know how good of a driver
39:16 Peter was. His looked brand new.
39:18 Everyone else has just been getting
39:20 a horrific accident.
39:22 Unless he goes through them once a month, he just swaps it to another one.
39:24 Oh, that's five.
39:26 Is that number four or five?
39:28 I think we're at six.
39:30 Okay.
39:32 Have you heard of the
39:34 duck...okay, another trendy thing, a random
39:36 trendy thing in China recently.
39:38 It's a lemon oolong tea,
39:40 but the name of it is called
39:42 "Yashixiang Ningmongcha,"
39:44 which means "duck shit lemon
39:46 tea." And it's a
39:48 trendy, just like, you know, boba drink,
39:50 a lemon tea drink. In China, all
39:52 places I have these lemon teas.
39:54 And it's from like a
39:56 special oolong tea
39:58 that is so fragrant that it's
40:00 you know, like a duck shit.
40:02 So they named it "duck shit tea."
40:04 Duck shit tea? Yeah.
40:06 It's really good. Is it dark green?
40:08 No, no, it's just regular brown.
40:10 Okay. But it is tasty.
40:12 I could not
40:14 drink a duck shit tea.
40:16 I'm too traumatized when I had a duck.
40:18 Ducks are one of the few
40:20 animals that can't be potty trained because they can't
40:22 close their asshole.
40:24 They don't have an anal sphincter,
40:26 so they just constantly leak poop.
40:28 I did not know that.
40:30 And so when I had a pet duck, you just
40:32 have to actually buy a diaper
40:34 for it. And I didn't have a diaper
40:36 for my duck, so it was
40:38 mainly just pooping on the balcony at all
40:40 times.
40:42 I'm having a fun stream.
40:44 I think we should find a way to wrap it up.
40:46 I don't know how to wrap
40:48 these things up. You're the professional.
40:50 I can help guide
40:52 a little bit.
40:54 How does one usually...
40:56 Yeah, I try to
40:58 piece it together like, you know,
41:00 chat. Today has been a
41:02 lovely, beautiful day in Shanghai
41:04 starting from the morning at the Bund,
41:06 exploring some little tourist locations
41:08 to Yu Garden.
41:10 We got to get a suit, eat some delicious local
41:12 food and non-local food
41:14 with some caeseria. Hang out with
41:16 Peter, our
41:18 personal driver, getting our ears cleaned.
41:20 I got my ears half cleaned.
41:22 Half cleaned? Well, that's true. You got to go to the doctor.
41:24 I got my ears half cleaned.
41:26 It's been a pretty, I would say it's been a
41:28 successful, jam-packed
41:30 day. You know what?
41:32 Let's end the chat with one tornado
41:34 for the books. One final
41:36 tornado. This feels like a pet store
41:38 in here.
41:40 It's the Odin.
41:42 They leave all this stuff like
41:44 soaking in broth.
41:46 Right here is a little...
41:48 I didn't see any tall bottles.
41:50 Do you have a key?
41:52 I can get it with a
41:54 shotgun. I don't
41:56 have a key, but
41:58 I could buy a tool here
42:00 or you could use your thumb like Pong Tai.
42:02 I'm looking for a really cheap, sharp thing.
42:06 The things I will do...
42:08 Are you going to commit to this? For a dollar?
42:10 Well, I think, yeah,
42:12 I'd be fine to. I feel like that's
42:14 a little aggressive.
42:16 Swiss Army Knife?
42:18 I'll commit to that.
42:20 I'm just going to do it out the counters.
42:22 In here?
42:24 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:26 No, no, no, no, no, no.
42:28 Oh!
42:30 Oh! Maybe...
42:32 Oh!
42:34 Sorry, I'll help you guys wash it.
42:36 That's...
42:38 I made the hole way too small.
42:40 I'm also going to
42:42 buy some napkins. Don't worry guys.
42:44 Alright, that's...
42:46 I can...
42:48 I'll wash it for you guys. Sorry.
42:52 I don't care.
42:54 We're just going to napkins.
42:56 See,
42:58 Amanthew, vice versa.
43:00 You break it, you buy it.
43:02 Absolutely the man of the people here.
43:06 Chat said he was so
43:08 well behaved up until the end.
43:10 Yeah, until I broke
43:12 the knife.
43:14 I think they weren't
43:16 worried about you drinking the beer in here.
43:18 They were worried, like, why did he just flip open the knife in here?
43:20 But then they realized it was for the beer and then they didn't really...
43:22 Yeah, that's why I did not want
43:24 to buy a knife. I was hoping
43:26 something, another sharp object.
43:28 Okay, sorry.
43:30 See, I thought I was pulling
43:32 out, like, a
43:34 bottle opener tool. I didn't know it would just be, like, a knife.
43:36 Both strings were very last
43:38 minute with no planning and
43:40 I had a great time.
43:42 Sorry to tear the volume with the shotgun.
43:44 No, you're good. I'm sure the people working there were even more scared.
43:46 Hope it's been fun for you guys.
43:48 We'll see you next week with even more IRL
43:50 with the Wonton Don.
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