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00:00 [Music]
00:17 After flying into Scotland from Malta, we were feeling a bit peckish and decided to pop in a restaurant for some traditional Scottish grub.
00:25 Okay, I'm about to try the signature food of Scotland, which is haggis.
00:31 It says it's a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck.
00:36 I think sheep's pluck might mean sheep's stomach?
00:40 This place is kind of fancy, so it actually looks way more appetizing than I thought.
00:45 It's served with a mango chutney and it's crispy too, so it's kind of like fried haggis.
00:51 It almost looks like a spring roll or something.
00:53 Here we go, haggis review, Edinburgh, Scotland.
00:57 [Music]
01:01 It kind of tastes like black pudding that you sometimes get served with in English breakfast.
01:06 I like it. It does have a bit of an organ-y aftertaste, but you put some of this mustard and chutney on it and that is delightful.
01:17 It doesn't have the best name, haggis, that just sounds like something gross, but 7.5. Would eat it again.
01:25 Then we hit up a chippy for another Scottish delicacy, and it's not what you're thinking.
01:30 When in Scotland, do what the Scotch do, and they eat their eggs scotch.
01:35 I didn't know what a scotch egg was until either college or after college.
01:39 I knew about scrambled eggs, fried eggs, soft-boiled eggs, hard-boiled eggs, but did not know about scotch eggs.
01:48 It's an egg with sausage, or in this case black pudding, wrapped around it and then deep-fried.
01:55 Looks delicious.
01:57 That is delightful.
02:04 Scotched eggs are definitely a top four egg, and now that I was full, it was time to investigate one of the biggest draws bringing Americans to Scotland.
02:13 Harry Potter tourism.
02:15 This is the real reason I'm in Scotland.
02:18 To pay my respects at Thomas Riddle's grave, aka Voldemort.
02:24 Team Slytherin till I die.
02:27 Sneak eyes.
02:29 Love you, Voldy.
02:31 You were just misunderstood. You had the right idea.
02:34 Fuck the muggles. The people blessed with the gift of magic should thrive.
02:40 They are inherently better than normal humans.
02:44 They're definitely better than mudbloods, I can tell you that much.
02:48 Okay, Scotland has plenty of fascinating real history too.
02:53 And to learn more about it, I booked an Edinburgh dungeon tour.
02:57 [Music]
03:00 I thought that was you.
03:04 I was like, Jesus.
03:06 Oh, I've heard about this guy.
03:09 Sonny Beam.
03:12 I think he's who the Hills of Eyes was based off of.
03:17 Peasants of Edinburgh.
03:19 I, as George K. K.
03:22 I, as a Westerner.
03:24 I, in the year of 1644, to seek out those heathens who serve the devil.
03:31 Did you dance with the devil?
03:33 I did.
03:34 Well, you confessed.
03:36 I confessed I killed him.
03:38 Oh, wait.
03:40 What's taking the endless?
03:42 I confess that I danced with the devil.
03:46 We have to leave the chamber now.
03:48 Move, move.
03:50 [Music]
03:54 [Music]
03:56 Okay.
03:58 Turns out dungeons aren't really my speed.
04:01 A bartender here told me that Edinburgh is the posh, attractive lady of Scotland.
04:10 And Glasgow is the chubby chick who will show you a good time in Scotland.
04:15 So this evening, we're heading to Glasgow.
04:17 Because I love a fun chubby chick.
04:20 [Music]
04:34 In Glasgow, I was able to meet up with my old mate, Matt.
04:37 We used to film my videos in China until he was unceremoniously asked to leave.
04:42 The last time I saw him, he was kicked out of China for smoking the devil's lettuce.
04:47 Glad to see he's a changed man.
04:50 Matt doesn't live in Glasgow, though, but on the Isle of Arran, a short drive and ferry away.
04:56 So we made our way to the coast.
04:58 [Music]
05:02 And while waiting to catch a ferry, hit up a fish fry to try one last Scottish treat, a fried pizza.
05:10 Alright, Frankie, we are here at Eglinton Diner and Fish Fry in Aberdone, Scotland.
05:20 What's the name of the town?
05:22 Addrossen.
05:23 Addrossen, Scotland.
05:25 We got ourselves a deep fried pizza.
05:27 It's a Scottish delicacy.
05:29 Sometimes they call it a pizza crunch.
05:32 It's pretty much just like a fucking run-of-the-mill frozen pizza that they drop in the deep fryer.
05:39 It sounds like absolute trash, but then again, I'm from a country that serves you deep fried Coca-Cola
05:44 and deep fried sticks of butter, so I can't really be one to talk.
05:48 This thing didn't sound appetizing, and yeah, it looks probably a little bit worse than I thought it was going to look.
05:55 Alright, we're pretty close to the restaurant. Don't want to be too loud.
05:59 I got mine with mushrooms on it. Oh, look at that. It's just dripping oil.
06:04 It's glistening. Glistening in the beautiful Scottish sun.
06:08 This will kill me.
06:10 So I thought it was actually going to be battered and deep fried, so I guess it actually looks healthier than I thought it was going to look.
06:18 One bite, everybody knows the rules.
06:25 Salty.
06:26 It tastes better than this pizza would have tasted in the oven, but it's also probably ten times worse for me.
06:32 But this is a pretty genius idea to make a shitty frozen pizza taste better.
06:39 Because this is so good, but I just know in like a half hour I'm going to be feeling like shit, because it's probably 30% oil.
06:46 But I'm not going to lie, those first two bites were pleasant as fuck.
06:53 I don't know if it's because we smoked a little bit of the devil's lettuce before filming this, but this could be an 8.1.
07:00 But it's just I'm in the perfect time, place, and mood to be eating this garbage.
07:05 That's the review.
07:07 A pizza crunch.
07:08 If you ever find yourself in beautiful Scotland, walk into your local Chippy, any Chippy you find, and if you see pizza on the menu, that means pizza that's been deep fried.
07:20 That's the review.
07:24 Okay, I'm going to have to revise the score.
07:27 This may be in the 9's, or they put crack in it, because I cannot stop eating this thing.
07:36 Oh my god.
07:37 I'm not even hungry anymore, but every bite my brain, I guess, just screams at the rest of my body, "Take another bite, you won't, you pussy."
07:46 And then I go back in for another bite. It's so good.
07:51 New score, 9.2.
07:53 [Music]
08:10 Welcome to the Isle of Arran, aka Scott Tuckett.
08:14 Right now we're in the small village of Lamlash, aka Lamb Tuckett, and it is pleasant.
08:22 I got to meet Matt's kid for the first time, too.
08:25 Where are you going?
08:26 Went out to eat last night, got some langoustines, aka Scottish lobsters.
08:31 A langoustine is kind of halfway between a shrimp and a lobster.
08:37 Not as much meat, but it is tasty. More meat than a crawfish.
08:41 Water is chilly, so I don't know if I'll be going hippo mode or not.
08:44 I might take a dip. It could be refreshing after quite a few ales last night.
08:49 My friend lives right in front of a beer garden in these little fisherman houses that are beautiful.
08:54 Would not mind Scottish island life.
08:56 My Scottish island life would be short-lived, though, as after babysitting for an extremely hungover Matt the next morning...
09:03 Catch it!
09:04 [Sound of a ball being hit]
09:14 I had to start making my way to London, as my mate Paddy the baddie had gotten me a ticket to his first UFC fight in the O2 Arena.
09:24 And if the slot machine on the return ferry was any indication, Paddy was going to have one hell of a night.
09:33 Quick side note, all the scenery on that train ride to London looked exactly like the set of teletubbies.
09:39 [Music]
09:52 They don't talk about the beaches in London enough.
09:55 This is sick.
09:57 [Music]
10:07 This hotel has no AC and the rooms are the size of closets, but I take back any bad word I've said about it,
10:15 because hippo mode views of the O2 are unbeatable.
10:20 [Music]
10:27 Just arrived at the London O2 Arena.
10:30 Gonna watch Paddy the baddie kick some ass.
10:33 If everything goes to plan.
10:35 Watch Molly kick some ass too.
10:37 If she goes two for two with those wild knockouts, she might be the biggest name in UFC.
10:44 I already heard some Paddy the baddie chants.
10:47 Oh Paddy the baddie! Oh Paddy the baddie!
10:55 The crowd is hyped.
10:56 Hello!
10:57 Who are you rooting for?
10:59 Paddy, Aspinall and Molly.
11:01 Let's go.
11:02 Yes.
11:03 They are the hometown favorites.
11:06 Even though this is not their hometown.
11:08 They aren't posh Londoners.
11:10 They're fucking cheeky scousers.
11:13 They also don't claim England, but we're closer to their hometown than Jordan Levitt's hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
11:19 That's what I'm trying to say.
11:21 Oh Paddy the baddie! Oh Paddy the baddie!
11:29 It's fucking Muggsy dude.
11:31 Holy shit.
11:33 We're doing good Muggsy. It's good to see you again.
11:36 Muggsy is one of Paddy's mates who you may remember from when I attended an AC Milan Liverpool match with Paddy.
11:42 Where's the girl who's playing football with no legs?
11:44 Glassy ass.
11:46 Can I come down?
11:48 I'll come down and say hi.
11:50 Let's go Paddy.
11:52 I'll see you guys in there.
11:54 Let's fucking go.
12:00 Alright Muggsy. What are your pre-fight predictions?
12:04 Molly down one. Paddy down one.
12:07 And me in the A-loss after this.
12:13 How are we?
12:15 You're going after Marty aren't you?
12:17 Yeah yeah.
12:18 He's done this in the past.
12:20 Of course dude. I'm on the list.
12:23 I mean unless Paddy really fucked me over.
12:27 I don't want to be fucking arguing with a bouncer at the entrance.
12:30 I swear to God I know Paddy.
12:32 That was Paddy.
12:34 That could be me.
12:36 I thought you had to drive some customers home.
12:38 Yeah I think he got a lesson.
12:40 Come on Paddy lads.
12:41 This is my first live UFC event.
12:43 No way.
12:45 Get in the back seat.
12:47 I know.
12:48 You win that one.
12:49 Every one of Paddy's mates know him.
12:51 I know.
12:52 Is this like the whole Scott's agency?
12:55 Yeah.
12:57 Wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
12:59 I don't need to be with the hoity toity A-list celebrities down there.
13:03 Fuck them.
13:04 Fuck the Tories.
13:06 Fuck the Tories.
13:08 And let me just say sitting in the scouse section at a Paddy fight is quite the cultural experience.
13:14 So within the first minute of arriving I was offered some ketamine aka radish.
13:22 Radish salad.
13:25 I'm getting on the radish tonight baby.
13:27 Within five minutes of arriving there's already been a brawl in the stands.
13:31 [crowd noise]
13:36 Shit this shit's already getting fucking crowded.
13:39 Oh my God man what is going on?
13:42 Guys we're all scousers here.
13:45 [crowd noise]
13:51 We're all scousers here.
13:52 I thought the fights were supposed to be in the cage tonight.
13:55 [crowd noise]
13:58 What is going on Mugsy dude?
14:00 [crowd noise]
14:03 Was that scouse on scouse violence?
14:06 Yeah well it's just the way.
14:07 Oh man.
14:08 You hate to see that.
14:09 You hate to see that.
14:10 I didn't think scouse on scouse violence was a thing.
14:13 No?
14:14 You gotta band together at times like this.
14:17 Hello YouTube.
14:18 Yeah let's go.
14:19 Hello YouTube.
14:21 Teach YouTube about being a scouser.
14:23 I'm from Liverpool.
14:25 I'm from Birkenhead.
14:26 Alright what does it mean to be from Birkenhead?
14:28 Amazing.
14:29 I love it.
14:30 Alright.
14:31 Shabby lad.
14:32 [music]
14:35 Come on.
14:36 First up fighting for the pride of Liverpool would be Molly the Meatball McCann.
14:41 Go Meatball.
14:43 And turns out I was sitting with a guy who wrote her walkout song.
14:46 It's them singing.
14:49 Oh really?
14:50 Let's go.
14:51 Is this your song?
14:52 Yeah.
14:53 Have you seen this?
14:54 Beautiful song.
14:55 Let's go.
14:56 That's pretty f***ing cool.
14:59 There's Fortnite.
15:00 There's Fortnite.
15:01 That's the past two presidents eh?
15:03 Yeah.
15:04 That's my boss.
15:05 My city, my people, my ass.
15:08 My city, my people, my ass.
15:11 My city, my people, my ass.
15:14 My ass?
15:15 Yeah.
15:16 It's an anti-Tory song.
15:17 Anti-conservatives.
15:18 They don't like the conservatives.
15:19 Ah.
15:20 Is that anti-Tory?
15:21 Yeah.
15:22 Is that right?
15:23 Yeah.
15:24 It's like, it goes down.
15:25 The Tories forgot about Liverpool man.
15:26 You know what I mean?
15:27 Suck Margaret Thatcher.
15:28 [cheering]
15:31 Molly!
15:33 I have to root against two Americans tonight.
15:36 I'm Meatball.
15:37 Be shite.
15:38 Let's go Meatball.
15:39 Turn her into spaghetti.
15:41 Molly came out strong.
15:43 Let's go.
15:45 Let's go.
15:46 Getting out of it.
15:47 [cheering]
16:05 And before too long, put the nail in Hannah's coffin.
16:09 [cheering]
16:19 Meatball's turn her into spaghetti.
16:21 [cheering]
16:23 I told you guys to do it.
16:25 I know.
16:26 I put your spaghetti on the spinning elbow.
16:28 Again?
16:29 It was the spinning back elbow again.
16:31 Let's go.
16:32 Once again, Molly had knocked out her opponent with her signature spinning back elbow.
16:37 She knew the spinning elbow was coming and she still couldn't prevent it.
16:40 You cannot prevent the unpreventable.
16:43 Too easy.
16:44 Too easy.
16:45 And the scouts section was off their cakes with excitement.
16:48 [music]
17:09 One down.
17:10 Told you, mate.
17:11 One down.
17:12 You just need one more dub.
17:14 Just need one more dub tonight.
17:17 [cheering]
17:18 What's your prediction for the Patty to Patty fight?
17:21 I'll TKO that, innit?
17:23 [music]
17:27 After Molly's fight, I had time for a quick bathroom break.
17:30 I would love a bathroom break.
17:31 Where are you from?
17:32 Boston.
17:33 I was thinking Texas to be fair.
17:35 I look like I'm from fucking Miami or something.
17:38 I just took the biggest dump of my life.
17:41 Patty's up next.
17:42 Can't miss it.
17:43 Then I had to rush back down so I wouldn't miss Patty's walkout.
17:47 [music]
18:10 The atmosphere in the O2 was electric.
18:13 [cheering]
18:17 Patty had turned the place into Little Liverpool.
18:19 [music]
18:39 The lads were dialed in.
18:41 It was time to chuck some nuts.
18:45 [music]
18:54 Choke him the fuck out.
18:58 Fuck you, Jordan.
18:59 Go back to Vegas.
19:01 Get off him.
19:02 Get off him now.
19:03 Go back to your adult wrestling league.
19:07 He comes from the same campus, KB.
19:09 He's a college wrestler.
19:10 He's got nothing.
19:11 Take it slow and steady.
19:13 Take it slow and steady, Patty.
19:15 No, you don't want to do that.
19:16 You don't want to do that.
19:17 No, no, no.
19:18 Just time it right.
19:19 Take your time.
19:20 Yeah, Neil, take some deep breaths.
19:23 Switch that bitch.
19:26 Switch that bitch.
19:27 Switch that bitch.
19:28 Let him get cocky, thinking he's in control, sucking your [bleep]
19:31 and then shove your [bleep] up his [bleep]
19:34 Excuse me.
19:35 Oh, sorry.
19:36 I thought we had kids behind me.
19:37 Rearrange his nose.
19:39 Yeah.
19:40 Don't let out.
19:41 Don't let out, Patty.
19:43 [music]
19:51 At the end of round one, it was still a pretty close fight.
19:54 Oh, fuck.
19:55 He's not doing shit.
19:57 But Patty came out in round two with a vengeance.
20:00 Go, Patty.
20:02 Oh, yeah.
20:03 He hurt him.
20:04 He hurt him.
20:05 He hurt him.
20:06 He hurt him.
20:07 He hurt him.
20:08 He hurt him with that.
20:09 That guy's not all there right now.
20:11 [music]
20:13 Oh, Patty, oh, Patty.
20:16 [music]
20:29 The lad had done it.
20:31 [music]
20:36 What a day to be a scouser.
20:38 [music]
20:49 Holy shit.
20:51 Dude, he always does it, man.
20:53 He always pulls it off.
20:55 Once he gets him in that fucking--
20:58 Game over.
20:59 Game over.
21:00 [shouting]
21:02 Two for two.
21:03 I came here for two fights.
21:05 We've done it.
21:06 We fucking did it.
21:07 Let's go.
21:08 [music]
21:11 [shouting]
21:15 Thank you, Molly.
21:16 Thank you, Patty, for making this the best fighting event I've ever been to.
21:22 I haven't been to a lot of fighting events, but this is going to be hard to beat.
21:27 [music]
21:41 Patty the Patty, number one.
21:44 Future champion, Oliveira.
21:46 Let's get him.
21:47 Holy shit.
21:48 This kid's got drenched with a beer.
21:50 Now the only thing left to do was sing the hits.
21:54 [singing]
22:03 As the crowd sang "You'll Never Walk Alone," I noticed beers flying all over the place
22:09 and everyone around me getting increasingly rowdy.
22:12 [shouting]
22:15 And soon enough, we had another fight on our hands.
22:18 [music]
22:27 It's moving towards me.
22:28 It's like a storm.
22:29 It's like a storm.
22:30 [music]
22:32 Oh, no.
22:33 My camera just got soaked.
22:35 So there was just another huge fight in my section, which is why my section has completely cleared out.
22:43 Never say I'm not responsible.
22:45 Didn't throw a single punch.
22:47 My section is empty now.
22:49 Everyone's gone.
22:50 For a moment, it looked like every single person I knew had been escorted out of the arena,
22:54 but soon found some familiar faces.
22:57 Wait, what's up, dude?
22:58 How's it going, man?
23:00 What happened?
23:01 Oh, it's the Wankers.
23:03 Wankers?
23:04 Wankers, okay.
23:05 [music]
23:08 He's in the mood.
23:09 [singing]
23:14 Official UFC fight review?
23:17 They're a shit ton of fun.
23:19 That was fucking awesome.
23:22 And even more fun when you can sit with all the fighters' friends.
23:25 I'll be back for sure.
23:27 [singing]
23:34 Now he's going to have a chance to throw it down in Las Vegas.
23:39 Are you going to come to Las Vegas?
23:41 Yes.
23:42 All right.
23:43 You have your plan, that's it?
23:44 Yeah.
23:45 Definitely meet up in Vegas.
23:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:47 [speaking foreign language]
23:49 Outside, I got to meet another notable fighter.
23:51 Nice to meet you, man.
23:52 Nice to meet you.
23:53 I'm a big fan.
23:54 Lost a lot of money on that guy, not going to lie.
23:57 It was KP who told me to bet him, but yeah, we both lost,
24:02 unless he was just lying about betting on him.
24:05 Thank you, KP.
24:07 And then it was time to head to the after party.
24:09 And Patty must be big time now, as it had the tightest security I've ever seen.
24:14 If there's another round of security through that door, I'm going to sit here.
24:18 Three rounds is enough.
24:19 If there's a fourth, I think that's a little too much.
24:22 [music]
24:34 Patty finally arrived to a hero's welcome.
24:37 [music]
24:43 And after thanking him for making the night so memorable
24:46 and drinking bevies to the point where I felt I had just fought in a UFC match,
24:51 I decided to call it a night.
24:53 [music]
24:56 And judging by the looks of some of the people outside,
24:59 that radish can really creep up on you.
25:02 [music]