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00:00 Mother Mary comes to me, singing where's the wisdom, let it be
00:10 Finally we are live
00:17 Jimmy's in Shanghai about to eat some
00:20 Bullfrog you might be able to go back and see them make some bullfrog
00:24 No more
00:27 It's gone
00:29 So this place is Jimmy's this is actually the street I used to live on in
00:33 Shanghai oh, I think they got a bowl of bullfrogs figure shit you
00:38 You from you walk. Yeah
00:41 Bullfrog and french fries that's a good chunk of bullfrog right there
00:49 Listen you would think this is chicken
00:57 They grow the bullfrogs meaty over here anyhow
01:00 My done
01:04 And here we have a wild don using cash to pay in a cashless society
01:10 All right, so the plan for this stream is I'm gonna go link up with my
01:15 My ie now not who ie I will be seeing her, but I'll be linking up with
01:20 Gow ie
01:22 Who ie was the one that was like on camera kind of a superstar Gow ie was the one who was actually my cleaning lady
01:29 And still lives in Shanghai
01:31 Oh, I know what this is
01:35 Anyhow clear show
01:39 Shopping
01:44 Okay, I don't think I want to go for the
01:48 750 stuff that's the cheap stuff. This is a called Huang Joe yellow wine
01:53 Not the best, but it's it's an acquired taste
01:59 I'll take the
02:03 1680 I feel like that's a happy medium
02:05 Do I know the way?
02:08 Okay, oh yeah, this is sick
02:12 Yeah, she's gonna waterfall of one joke
02:18 Oh
02:19 He's got the who dangle going. This is sick, dude. I can't do that. This is the sickest thing. I've ever captured on a live stream
02:27 Pouring Huang Joe with the who dangle I
02:31 Know I can't do that. I I've tried to do a who dangle before and I just I end up like puking into my mouth
02:41 Fish any
02:45 Okay, I
02:47 Don't know how like everyone in China can just like do like four tasks while cranking a hoon. Yeah
02:54 Okay
02:57 12&B coffees Oh
02:59 She can't go for the morgue no way oh
03:09 My god, I remembered this stuff to be better than it is I
03:14 Should have gone for the more expensive stuff
03:16 That's really bad. So these crossings actually have cameras on them. And if you cross jaywalk it
03:23 It'll take a picture of you and like tell you
03:25 Yeah, oh
03:32 Here we go
03:39 I'll see if I can find anyone to do a dance if I can it means tension between the USA and China
03:47 The camera might not help oh look at that the first one
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04:59 That was fabulous, yeah now this is the most this looks hardcore I
05:05 Don't know who I don't know who's getting the work out here. Oh, he's gonna go for it. Okay
05:14 He's a monk
05:29 I'll miss you
05:31 Solving geopolitical relations
05:41 If you want to
05:52 Yeah
05:54 He has every uncle and auntie in Shanghai
06:20 Uncle and auntie in Shanghai laughing dude, you're killing it. Oh my god. You good
06:27 Hong Kong sevens take a lot out of me. I just wanted to get to three
06:33 I got selective. I got to 15 as this auntie graciously jumps in the back
06:38 I can you tell us about what you're feeling right now after that jump off
06:40 So
06:44 My first jump rope
06:46 I once did
06:48 Yeah
06:53 So they were saying I was I was jumping so high
06:56 All I need to do is just jump like two inches off the ground. Yeah. Yeah, they're saying so I was wasting my energy
07:03 Yeah, I'm being high. I wasn't I wasn't clearing it before. Yeah, I mean so what you got used to the air again out here, right?
07:10 Yeah, I'm getting used to the air. Yeah, I haven't smoked cigarettes in a while a lot of factors
07:14 I've had a few over the past few days
07:17 Hong Kong sevens that was quite a bender. So yeah, we got plenty of excuses
07:22 But that was good. I had I wasn't gonna leave till I had three
07:26 Is that her
07:31 Oh
07:33 be sure to subscribe to my channel for more videos like this one!
07:35, how is this not scripted?
08:04 Are you married?
08:06 Yeah
08:08 My wife
08:10 How do you say my wife
08:12 misses her
08:14 Her wife misses you a lot
08:16 I miss her too
08:18 Hello
08:20 Hello
08:22 Do you know me?
08:24 I'm a fan
08:26 I'm a fan
08:28 I'm a fan
08:30 I'm a fan
08:32 Do you know me?
08:34 Yes
08:36 I'm a fan
08:38 Thank you
08:40 This is something
08:42 Where are you from?
08:44 I'm from the south
08:46 Oh, you guys are sleeping
08:48 I haven't heard of you for a long time
08:50 I haven't heard of you for a long time
08:52 I haven't heard of you for a long time
08:54 Long time no see
08:56 I gotta stand outside because the inside has no signal
08:58 Maybe because the building is a little older
09:00 Look, Chinese people
09:02 are starting to make short videos
09:04 The foreigners in our country
09:06 are starting to make short videos
09:08 She said
09:10 Chinese people are starting to make
09:12 this kind of videos now, but you've been doing that as a foreigner
09:14 Oh, okay
09:16 What time do we eat tomorrow?
09:18 7 o'clock
09:20 Okay, okay
09:22 Okay
09:24 7 o'clock
09:26 We have a date
09:28 tomorrow
09:30 We're going out to eat with the fam
09:32 That might have been the most intimate thing I've ever captured on live
09:34 Yeah, but I mean
09:36 it's probably my fourth time over there
09:38 So, you know, I feel like
09:40 I feel like I'm part of the family
09:42 Let's go
09:44 Alright
09:46 Bye-bye
09:48 Oh, that's fun
09:50 We're calling each other to answer
09:52 Oh
09:54 She's asking if I'm a boss
09:56 Yes
09:58 No, I still work for a boss
10:00 Dave Portnoy is my boss
10:02 He's your boss
10:04 I still have a boss
10:06 I get a really long leash
10:08 So sometimes I feel like my own boss
10:10 But now
10:12 I'm not a boss
10:14 Dave Portnoy is my boss
10:16 Okay, bye-bye
10:18 Goodbye
10:20 Let's go this way
10:22 Do you want to try some?
10:24 No, I'm okay
10:26 This stuff, I think I used to buy like
10:28 more fancy stuff
10:30 Maybe I would heat it up first
10:32 But this is the most horrid
10:34 I like, I can't even get it down
10:42 Oh my god
10:44 Maybe this is the cooking one
10:46 Yeah, this is the cooking one
10:48 Whoa
10:50 Big-ass balloons
10:52 Salesman?
10:54 Saleswoman?
10:56 Yeah
10:58 I don't know if I want to be
11:00 carrying around balloons the rest of the street
11:02 You can give it to someone
11:04 Yeah
11:06 I can tie it to my backpack
11:08 Whoa
11:16 Going in
11:18 [Laughter]
11:20 Ooh
11:24 Good job
11:26 Okay
11:32 Ooh, the lights are on
11:34 Yeah, this is a lot better
11:36 A lot more manageable
11:38 Look at this beer store
11:40 Yeah
11:42 Whoever in the chat said that, you were right
11:44 Yeah, this is definitely my head
11:46 This is the new hipster district
11:48 of Shanghai
11:50 That's like
11:52 20, 24, 25 bucks for that
11:54 I didn't come to Shanghai to guzzle
11:56 $25 beer
11:58 This is from
12:00 Albany, New York
12:02 Dude, whoever
12:04 in Albany is making these beers
12:06 and slaying them to China
12:08 is turning quite a profit
12:10 This one is a $30 beer
12:12 A $30 tall bottle
12:14 Danger Zone, Hazy Quad IPA
12:16 That
12:18 This is going to be disgusting
12:20 Attention, danger
12:22 Oh, cash
12:24 I like cash
12:26 I'm the first person to use cash in this store
12:28 Probably
12:30 Hell yeah, right under the pillowcase
12:32 This place is
12:34 also like 10 years old
12:36 Chinese stronger
12:38 But they transitioned into like this style
12:40 Everything right
12:42 Okay
12:44 I was saving the
12:46 Danger Zone for later, but she just immediately opened it for me
12:48 Yeah
12:50 Alright, highway to Danger Zone
12:54 One step, everybody goes the wrong way
12:56 Are you live show?
12:58 Yeah
13:00 You actually are
13:02 This is my very first live show
13:04 How many
13:06 How many?
13:08 So many
13:10 What type of music do you listen to, bro?
13:12 A lot of kind of music
13:14 Rock, techno, electric
13:16 Hip-hop, Chinese music
13:18 Tibetan music
13:20 Every fucking good music
13:22 Make me mood, wanna drink, fuck
13:24 Dance, eat, sleep
13:26 Okay, now
13:28 If you had to choose one type of music
13:30 to drink, fuck and sleep to
13:32 Are you going to pick J. Cole or Kendrick Lamar?
13:34 Kanye Lamar
13:36 Kendrick Lamar
13:38 Kendrick, okay
13:40 You know what?
13:42 I love them both
13:44 I thought it was a little weird that J. Cole dropped the diss
13:46 And then came out and apologized like a day later
13:48 I was like, you kind of just have to live with that
13:50 Diss at this point
13:52 So I don't know, like maybe now
13:54 I'll be saying Kendrick, but
13:56 I got love for both of them, just I thought that was a weird move
13:58 Me too, man
14:00 Right now they're in a little bit of like a rap
14:02 A little bit of this, you don't know
14:04 What's going on, you know, maybe that's the show
14:06 for us
14:08 What's real fucking going on?
14:10 I don't know, man, the time we tell the truth, right?
14:12 But that's the hip-hop, man
14:14 That's the trick part
14:16 Yeah, maybe it's all manufactured to sell records
14:18 You never stand behind the who
14:20 You stand for the music
14:22 Because for both of the two artists
14:24 They are fucking good
14:26 They gave you good moment
14:28 That's it
14:30 I'm the music fan, I'm not fucking who
14:32 You know, followers
14:34 I follow the good music
14:36 You're right
14:38 Me too
14:40 Me too
14:42 Higher Brothers?
14:44 Yeah, of course, from Sichuan, man
14:46 Sichuan, yeah, you should check them out
14:48 There's some Chinese rappers
14:50 My chance, gold, gold
14:52 Made in China
14:54 My gold watch, gold, made in China
14:56 Yeah
14:58 All made in China
15:00 What kind of music you listen to?
15:02 I'm a big hip-hop guy
15:04 Have you listened to better hip-hop music?
15:06 No
15:08 There's one music that's gonna come up
15:10 Which is my song, it's called "Cho-Sin"
15:12 Who are you?
15:14 Who are you?
15:16 Who are you?
15:18 Who are you?
15:20 How are you?
15:22 No, who are you?
15:24 The song is called "Who are you?"
15:26 It's coming up, you should listen
15:28 You wanna listen now?
15:30 Are we gonna get a copyright strike?
15:32 Listen, listen
15:34 I think the dog likes the song
15:38 Oh
15:40 Oh, yay
15:42 Yo, yo, yo
15:44 Cho-sin, Cho-sin, Cho-sin
15:46 Cho-sin, Cho-sin, Cho-sin
15:48 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
15:50 Give me Cho-sin
15:52 Cho-sin, Cho-sin, Cho-sin
15:54 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
15:56 Give me Cho-sin
15:58 You're used to watching videos
16:00 But you're not used to watching them
16:02 You judge yourself, you're pessimistic
16:04 The kids in the grasslands can go from high to low
16:06 You only know I'm crazy when you see me
16:08 What the fuck you say in the Pyeongchang?
16:10 What the fuck you say in the Penang?
16:12 Playing games, playing games,
16:14 I'm afraid of losing my life in the fog
16:16 But all the rappers want to come over and copy me
16:18 This song took me and Daniel three days
16:20 Cho-sin, Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:22 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:24 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:26 Give me Cho-sin
16:28 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:30 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:32 Cho-sin, Cho-sin
16:34 Give me Cho-sin
16:36 Walking the ghetto, living the woo-hoo
16:38 Capping hot soul
16:40 Do my radio
16:42 Up the street
16:44 Drinking ice cold
16:46 Nobody can
16:48 Kill my vibe
16:50 Putting my fear in the line
16:52 All the haters
16:54 Must be dying
16:56 All you can draw my line
16:58 Jondo, cha-cha
17:00 Cha-cha
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30:12 So, what they do
30:14 Can you get a little zoom in on the clams?
30:16 Yeah, let me get this lens
30:18 So, they cook a clam
30:20 They add a bunch of garlic, and then they cook these
30:22 noodles on top of it
30:24 and
30:26 listen, they're not as fresh as the
30:28 clams they eat back in New England
30:30 but I've never gotten food poisoning
30:32 from them, and they're quite delicious
30:34 That's the wild food
30:36 Yeah, this is the good stuff
30:38 Thanks for the $2 for the pet the dog
30:40 That's amazing
30:42 Woo
30:44 I like your style, just get in there
30:50 Oh, and Mr. Donnie
30:56 we got a message here from Lloyd Christmas
30:58 $420
31:00 What the fuck?
31:02 But he said
31:04 a little thanks, he didn't mention the brains
31:06 He didn't mention the brains?
31:08 The brains?
31:10 I mean, you could ask Lloyd, if Lloyd demands
31:12 I eat the brains
31:14 Whoa
31:16 If anyone wants to know what's the correct way
31:18 to make an eggplant
31:20 This is the correct way to make an eggplant
31:22 So, yeah
31:24 they soften it up
31:26 and then they split it open, a bunch of garlic
31:28 Yeah
31:30 I put those little noodles
31:32 in there, right?
31:34 They throw the noodles in this too
31:36 Lloyd!
31:38 No, I'm not hungry
31:40 Can I have a sample
31:42 in the wishbone?
31:44 Of course, man
31:46 Lloyd said yes sir
31:48 Yes sir, man, this is good for your food
31:50 Digestive
31:52 Woo
31:56 That's the way, man
31:58 So, Lloyd Christmas is saying
32:02 Lloyd Christmas is
32:04 asking for the brain
32:06 The brain is very easy to find
32:10 in China, bro
32:12 Depends on what kind of brain
32:14 I'll do the brain
32:16 I'll do the brain, but I said
32:18 500 bucks, I'll do it in two bites
32:20 I'll do the brain for 420, but I'm gonna
32:22 Like a nibble?
32:24 No, I'm gonna do it in 4-5 bites
32:26 Ok, ok
32:28 Alright, I might go back in for one more pop
32:30 before I have to
32:32 eat the pig's brain
32:34 This is the hardest
32:36 place to buy beer I have ever been
32:38 on the planet
32:40 It's like a zillion brands
32:42 from all over the world, I haven't heard of any of them
32:44 Hey John, hey God, I don't care
32:46 Could you recommend me a beer?
32:48 Recommend? Do you want beer?
32:50 What is beer?
32:52 Which type?
32:54 I don't really care, I need a
32:56 recommendation, I picked this one blind
32:58 Everyone beer?
33:00 Yeah, beer
33:02 And you can choose
33:04 I choose
33:06 All old beer
33:08 Old beer is IPA
33:10 It's a wonderful IPA
33:12 Alright
33:14 Maybe
33:16 10 years ago
33:18 This one, I think
33:20 for now, it's a wonderful IPA
33:22 It looks good, it looks good
33:24 I take your word for it
33:26 Wonderful IPA
33:28 Alright, I'm gonna do this
33:30 Pliny the Elder
33:32 I think he was like a Greek historian
33:34 Open
33:36 Wait, is that
33:38 Yeah, I don't know
33:40 That is 268
33:42 Pliny the Elder is a $40 beer
33:44 Maybe $1000
33:46 No, no, no
33:48 I'm sorry
33:50 I do not understand this place, that beer was
33:52 about like $45
33:54 I'm just trying to grab a casual
33:56 sud, right? If you're trying to get rich right now
33:58 sell beers to China
34:00 Come to this little hole in the wall in China and you will pay
34:02 double
34:04 Manhattan prices for beer
34:06 It's a good spot
34:08 You can get your butt on the wall if you pay
34:10 $60 for a beer
34:12 What do you buy?
34:14 I don't know what this thing's called
34:16 A Chinese dream?
34:18 It's a beer
34:20 It's called salty fresca
34:22 How you doing?
34:24 How you doing?
34:26 How you doing?
34:28 Are you filming?
34:30 Yeah
34:32 You're live on YouTube right now
34:34 What up, Lena? I haven't seen you in like
34:36 7 years
34:38 So, like Christmas I said
34:40 $500, I'll eat it in 2 bites
34:42 $420
34:44 $420, I'm gonna try to still do it
34:46 in 5
34:52 Now, I gotta say
34:54 they did a great job on the seasoning
34:56 Like, they have like
34:58 packed all the seasoning
35:00 Look at the folds
35:02 This was a smart pig
35:04 This was not a smooth grainer
35:06 It pretty much just has the consistency
35:08 of scrambled eggs
35:10 Now, I did promise to do this
35:12 though in 5 bites
35:14 This is actually a pretty big grain
35:16 So I have to make these bites still count
35:18 (Speaking Chinese)
35:20 This guy's jealous
35:32 You know what you should be
35:34 These guys don't want to see the brains
35:36 How is that?
35:38 It's the best brains I've had
35:40 but solely because they
35:42 drenched this in some sort of
35:44 insane sauce
35:46 Woo
35:48 Don is holding it down
35:52 out here for the chat
35:54 Eating brains
35:56 We got a big piece of ginger
35:58 and the last piece of pig
36:00 He just handled that
36:02 (Speaking Chinese)
36:04 This is the beer I stole
36:06 from the beginning, I never drink
36:08 The highway to the danger zone
36:10 I will pay someone 20 RMB to drink
36:12 the rest of the highway to the danger zone
36:14 It's only 12%
36:16 You didn't want to end my night
36:18 That's like 3 beers right there
36:20 You just chugged 3 beers
36:22 Wow
36:24 Whoa
36:26 Highway to the danger zone
36:28 Where you going
36:30 I don't know
36:32 It's a quad IPA
36:34 How do you say I wrote Chinese songs?
36:38 (Speaking Chinese)
36:40 Wow
36:42 (Speaking Chinese)
36:44 (Speaking Chinese)
36:46 (Speaking Chinese)
36:48 (Speaking Chinese)
36:50 She called the DD
36:52 like this man, this is f*cking local
36:54 Yo can I do that?
36:56 That's insane
36:58 Bye bye
37:02 Oh damn, miss the Steal Yo Girl
37:04 (Speaking Chinese)
37:06 (Speaking Chinese)
37:08 (Speaking Chinese)
37:10 (Speaking Chinese)
37:12 Oh they're coming back
37:14 around for a victory lap
37:16 Victory lap
37:18 That's sick
37:20 Oh and what are those little
37:22 Kirins, are you kidding me?
37:24 That's the cutest Kirin I've seen in my life
37:26 Are you kidding me?
37:28 Oh my god
37:30 How could I not buy this
37:32 How could I not buy this
37:34 Look at this thing
37:36 So cute
37:38 How many seconds
37:40 did I chug this?
37:42 Who knows
37:44 That took me how long
37:56 it takes some people to drink an actual beer
37:58 (Speaking Chinese)
38:00 (Speaking Chinese)
38:02 Alright, okay, we're gonna do a little Hoon Trade here
38:04 Alright, where's this from?
38:06 Mebius
38:08 (Speaking Chinese)
38:10 Casual Hoon Trade
38:12 (Speaking Chinese)
38:14 (Speaking Chinese)
38:16 We have to get a shot of the menu
38:18 in here because it's the coolest thing I have ever
38:20 seen
38:22 We have, let's start
38:24 on the right, we have breast, knee, egg
38:26 tendon, skin
38:28 neck, comb, tail
38:30 (Speaking Chinese)
38:32 White liver
38:34 Liver, okay
38:36 Gizzard
38:38 Gizzards are great, shout out Za
38:40 I had them at his
38:42 parents place
38:44 Heart, testes, aorta
38:46 trachea, wings
38:48 meatballs, millet
38:50 diaphragm, oyster, bicep
38:52 Whoa
38:54 wing tip and shoulder
38:56 Wow, we should've came to this place
38:58 This place looks awesome
39:00 I've never tried a comb
39:02 I assume that's like the comb on a
39:04 on a rooster
39:06 My balloon is still floating
39:08 (Speaking Chinese)
39:10 Enjoy
39:12 (Speaking Chinese)
39:14 (Speaking Chinese)
39:16 Slim Shady?
39:18 What the fuck is Slim Shady?
39:20 (Speaking Chinese)
39:22 (Speaking Chinese)
39:24 (Speaking Chinese)
39:26 Strawberry beer
39:28 Take a little dessert
39:30 (Speaking Chinese)
39:32 (Speaking Chinese)
39:34 (Speaking Chinese)
39:36 (Speaking Chinese)
39:38 You try it
39:40 Of course
39:42 You try it
39:44 (Speaking Chinese)
39:46 It's like some
39:48 (Speaking Chinese)
39:50 Oh
39:52 It's gonna
39:54 It's like a
39:56 (Speaking Chinese)
39:58 Yes
40:00 (Speaking Chinese)
40:02 (Speaking Chinese)
40:04 No
40:06 (Speaking Chinese)
40:08 Yeah, just do it
40:10 (Speaking Chinese)
40:12 Are we packing up or do we use a lower deck?
40:14 (Speaking Chinese)
40:16 (Speaking Chinese)
40:18 (Speaking Chinese)
40:20 (Speaking Chinese)
40:22 (Speaking Chinese)
40:24 So, don't swallow it though
40:26 (Speaking Chinese)
40:28 I'm a little worried though, cause he said
40:30 be careful
40:32 (Speaking Chinese)
40:34 No
40:36 (Speaking Chinese)
40:38 You'll get a
40:40 Here you go, he'll tell you
40:42 Is it cool? Is it gonna make me
40:44 like light-headed? Cause I can handle a couple
40:46 of Zins, you know, or Lucy's
40:48 I can handle Lucy
40:50 Whoa, that's weird
40:52 (Speaking Chinese)
40:54 (Speaking Chinese)
40:56 (Speaking Chinese)
40:58 Maybe some
41:00 hot and some
41:02 (Speaking Chinese)
41:04 I like the hot
41:06 (Speaking Chinese)
41:08 (Speaking Chinese)
41:10 (Speaking Chinese)
41:12 I think it's equivalent to chewing tobacco
41:14 like similar
41:16 I know they have it in Taiwan
41:18 but I don't know
41:20 Not Taiwan
41:22 but Taiwan is rich
41:24 It's a big one, it's rich
41:26 New one have
41:28 chemical
41:30 Chemical version
41:32 Magical
41:34 (Laughing)
41:36 American truck drivers use meth
41:38 Taiwanese truck drivers
41:40 use beetle nuts
41:42 And you throw in like a
41:44 It's a little taste of prostitution
41:46 And they both love prostitutes
41:48 I bet it's like
41:50 I would say
41:52 Beetle nuts are probably a safer alternative
41:54 to meth
41:56 Taiwan's gotta be doing something right
41:58 They're healthy people
42:00 Very healthy people, although
42:02 Meth will just make all your teeth fall out
42:04 Beetle nuts will just turn your gums red
42:06 Is that a bet?
42:08 It really feels like you're chewing a piece of a tree
42:10 But the ones, these are
42:12 These are safe
42:14 Beetle nuts
42:16 In Taiwan they wrap them in
42:18 Lye, which like cuts little holes
42:20 in your mouth, so it's more of like a
42:22 It's a little bit more of a rush
42:24 Shout out Jake and Bae for helping with this stream
42:26 I think it's been a
42:28 It's been a fun stream
42:30 John Lennon over here
42:32 John Lennon's back
42:34 You have befriended the entire
42:36 Hey, you know, I have a wife
42:38 I have a wife
42:40 You have a wife?
42:42 Don't worry, I'm not trying to become your husband
42:44 My wife looks like
42:46 She's strong
42:48 Okay
42:50 Young
42:52 Your wife looks young
42:54 For Japanese
42:56 How young is she though?
42:58 Yeah, you can
43:00 Is she open?
43:02 Yeah, okay
43:04 Your wife
43:06 How old is she?
43:08 How old?
43:10 How old is your wife?
43:12 John Lennon
43:14 For me
43:16 John Lennon
43:18 Someone in the chat said
43:20 John Lennon
43:22 John Lennon
43:24 John Lennon
43:26 For this title
43:28 I show you
43:30 This is John Lennon, that's what they call him
43:32 For looks
43:34 Young
43:36 Hey dude, people are talking about how young
43:38 His wife looks, I gotta see his wife
43:40 My wife looks so young
43:42 Better than me
43:44 Hey dude
43:46 Don't make me mad
43:48 Are you John Lennon's son?
43:50 Yeah, okay
43:52 I just want to say, thank you for joining
43:54 The stream, I started the stream
43:56 As my first live stream
43:58 Like IRL on the streets
44:00 I know, I was
44:02 Look at me, okay
44:04 Oh, oh, oh, oh
44:06 Yes, exactly
44:08 John Lennon
44:10 Everyone cares about John Lennon
44:12 No one cares about you
44:14 Who are you?
44:16 That's what people need to know
44:18 That's what people need to know
44:20 I just want to say
44:22 I'm glad
44:24 I went out on a random Tuesday night
44:26 Saying I have no plans for this live stream
44:28 My only plan was to
44:30 Just quickly check in
44:32 With Gawaii
44:34 Managed to do that
44:36 We found a lot more to it, it's been a lot of fun
44:38 You set the bar too high on the test
44:40 I know, I mean
44:42 Not too high, cause this isn't zero planning
44:44 Just going out, talking to people
44:46 People are cool, you'll get a lot of good content
44:48 I'd like to do this again
44:50 In the future
44:52 We gotta talk to LiveU
44:54 LiveU, reach out to your boys at Barstool
44:56 Think we can work out a partnership
44:58 I'm good man, I'm good
45:00 Are you going to show us a picture of your wife?
45:02 Or are you just going to keep talking about her?
45:04 I can't see her
45:06 You don't have to show us a picture
45:08 Yeah, okay
45:10 But if you
45:12 If her come here
45:14 His
45:16 Yeah, okay
45:18 For
45:20 For Japanese
45:22 For
45:24 Look for me
45:26 Look for me
45:28 Look for me
45:30 Young
45:32 For my wife
45:36 For my wife
45:38 The pleasure was all over here
45:42 I'm very happy
45:46 Okay
45:48 It's for me
45:52 I'm very happy
45:56 Hello
45:58 Can we sing Let It Be?
46:00 Let's sing it, Let It Be
46:02 Let it be
46:04 When I find myself in times of trouble
46:06 Mother Mary
46:08 Comes to me
46:10 Singing with
46:12 The wisdom
46:14 Let it be
46:16 Let it be
46:18 Let it be
46:20 Let it be
46:22 Let it be
46:24 Singing with
46:26 The wisdom
46:28 Okay, metaphor forever
46:30 It is a metaphor
46:32 All
46:34 A lot of people
46:36 They want to imagine
46:38 Thank you so much for joining the stream
46:40 Thank you so much
46:42 Thank you so much
46:44 Thank you
46:46 Thank you
46:48 Thank you
46:50 Thank you
46:52 I will see you
46:54 You have my WeChat
46:56 Okay, I have your WeChat
46:58 Yes, you have my WeChat
47:00 Call me
47:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah
47:04 Sure, all right
47:06 I think
47:08 Okay, all right
47:10 Can you end the live stream for me?
47:12 I'm too afraid to do it
47:14 Can you do this?
47:16 Can you say goodbye?
47:18 Hey, hey, goodbye
47:20 Okay
47:22 I'm
47:24 I'm a jolly animal
47:26 I'm a jolly animal
47:28 Thank you for everybody who tuned in
47:30 I'm sure some people will watch
47:32 this after the fact because they didn't even know
47:34 what was happening on a Tuesday morning
47:36 But yeah
47:38 We'll compile some of the highlights
47:40 Peace out
47:42 See you
47:44 [Music]