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00:00Bigly, Bigly, stop!
00:02That means we're gonna miss lunch!
00:04With blueberry pie and tutti-frutti ice cream for dessert!
00:08Great, babe!
00:09Blueberry pie, tootsie-fruitsie!
00:12Mmm, great, babe!
00:18Let's go, Bigly, Bigly!
00:20That tootsie-fruitsie gets him every time!
00:24Come on, Bigly, let's get moving!
00:27Let's get this show on the road!
00:29I don't know how you did it, but you're all going to get tickets for illegal parking!
00:33And never mind the excuses!
00:39A 40-foot purple ape!
00:41Boy, this city is sure getting busy and crowded.
00:44I don't even know where we are!
00:46Now what we need here is to get away from all of this hub and this bug.
00:50Yeah, hub and bug, hub and bug, hubbidy-bubbidy...
00:54All right, all right, all right!
00:57Hooray!
00:58Baby, look, there is our answer.
01:01Travel, see the world, come in and sign up now.
01:05Yeah, travel, a free trip.
01:08Well, leave it to Beagle and it'll be aloha and arrivederci.
01:13Aloha and arrivederci.
01:22Hi, this is where we sign up to see the world for free?
01:26Yep, you came to the right place.
01:28Special this week only, Islands of the Pacific.
01:31Sign right here.
01:32Oh boy, oh boy.
01:34Now, what about my friend?
01:36What friend?
01:37Hey, you getting funny or something?
01:39I don't see no friend.
01:41Uh, that friend?
01:43Yipe, it's a gorilla!
01:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:52Okay, okay, a 40-foot pipe-a-late wants to sign up.
01:56Hey pal, I'm all for it.
02:00Sorry, hooray, babe.
02:02Uh, thank you, sir.
02:04When do we leave on our free trip?
02:06Right away.
02:07Now, shape up, both of you rookies.
02:10You're in the army now.
02:12The army?
02:16Ditto.
02:19Suck in that gut.
02:20Don't slump.
02:21Stand straight.
02:23Ten hut.
02:25And salute when I say ten hut.
02:31Now, look, Corporal, this is all a big mistake.
02:34You'll never in a million years get us in the army.
02:37I have relatives in Washington.
02:38My uncle is a lawyer, as a matter of fact.
02:43All right, at ease.
02:50Major Ramrod, that's the stupidest-looking recruit in the whole army.
02:54Well, one of the stupidest-looking recruits in the whole army, next to you.
02:58What's your name, soldier?
03:00Uh, which one of us are you talking to, sir?
03:02What do you mean, which one?
03:04There's only one of you there, lame-brain.
03:06Where's the other one?
03:07Uh, right there, sir.
03:10Uh, sir, it's a very, uh, large recruit.
03:14Detail, retreat!
03:16On the double!
03:22Sergeant Crunch, those two weirdos will wreck the reputation of the army.
03:26I want them out, understand?
03:28Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
03:30The doc is going to give them their physicals.
03:32Then they'll be out as sure as my name is, uh, my name is, uh,
03:36as sure as my name is, uh, my name is, uh,
03:39oh, I had it, uh, oh, uh, Crunch, sir!
03:42They'd better be, or else!
03:45No, no, no, no, no, no promotion!
03:47No stripes!
03:48No stripes!
03:53I will now test their automatic reflex actions.
03:56Anything, doc, just so they flunk.
04:01Oh, excellent!
04:03Now this other young chap.
04:07He flunks, huh, doc? He flunks, right, right, right?
04:09Flunk!
04:10I have practiced medicine for 30 years,
04:12and that is the strongest reflex action I have ever seen!
04:16Congratulations, my boy!
04:20Now, I will determine if his heartbeat is normal.
04:23Forget the normal, get him out of the army!
04:26All right, doctor, just hold steady up there!
04:31Oh-ho-ho-ho! Perfect! Perfect!
04:34He passes! Wish I had a heartbeat like that!
04:39Not out!
04:41Those two flips are not out of the army!
04:44That's the most harebrained, witless, crackpot, half-baked rubbish I ever heard of!
04:49Oh, thank you, sir! I knew you'd understand!
04:52What?
04:53Oh, no, sir! I mean, what I know!
04:55I mean, it won't be long now!
04:58If they don't?
05:00I know! I know! No propo-propo-promotion!
05:04And no stra-stra-stra-stripes!
05:06No sleeves!
05:07No sleeves!
05:12Rapey, yum-yum!
05:16Bluey, bluey!
05:18Rapey, yum-yum!
05:21Bluey, yum-yum!
05:24Rapey, yum-yum!
05:27Bluey, bluey!
05:29Rapey!
05:30No, soldier! The pens are for the test!
05:33Just put a mark next to the answer you think is the right one!
05:36Got it?
05:37Rapey, got it! Get it!
05:44Every answer correct! One hundred percent!
05:47Rapey, winner, champion!
05:51Rapey!
05:52Why is this happening to me?
05:56Still in the army?
05:58Those two meatballs are still in my army?
06:02Grunch, you have the brains of a backward water buffalo!
06:05Oh, thank you, sir! I owe it all to the army way of life!
06:08I'm giving you one more chance to get rid of those creeps!
06:13Oh, I'll do it this time, sir!
06:14Oh, honestly, sir, I promise, I promise!
06:16Cross my heart!
06:17Cross my heart! They gotta pass marching inspection,
06:19and I'm the one who's doing the inspecting!
06:22Boy, will I get them!
06:24Boy, if you don't!
06:26I know, I know, I know!
06:27No promotion, no stripes, no sleeve!
06:30No shirt!
06:31No shirt?
06:33Okay, I'm warning you, dog pussies!
06:36One mistake, and you're through!
06:38T-R-U! True!
06:40Watch this, sir! I'll drill them right out of their boots!
06:43Or my name ain't... my name ain't...
06:46Beanhead!
06:47Beanhead, no, that's close, but I think it's a shorter name, more like...
06:50Drill them!
06:51Drill them? No, that's not it.
06:52Oh, drill them, yes, sir!
06:54Detail, turn, march!
06:58Forward, march!
07:01To the rear, march!
07:04To the right flank, march!
07:06To the left flank, march!
07:07Forward, march!
07:08To the rear, march!
07:09Left oblique, march!
07:10Right oblique, march!
07:11To the rear, march!
07:12Right mid-fire, march!
07:13Left mid-fire, march!
07:14Soon, they're going to make a big mistake, and then, pow!
07:16Out they go, huh, sir?
07:17One question, Sergeant.
07:18Yes?
07:19When they make that big mistake,
07:21how in the blazes are you going to know?
07:24You mushpring, you can't see them!
07:32Brunch, you know what this means.
07:37Uh, I guess this is the wrong time to talk about my promotion, ain't it, sir?
07:45Uh, hi there, Sergeant.
07:47Uh, Corporal, PFC, Private.
07:50Below Private? Below, below Private.
07:53Bingo!
07:54Gee, now that's tough.
07:56You know, when me and Gray Bape first got into the Army,
07:59we sure wanted to get out.
08:01Now he tells me!
08:03But we are starting to like it.
08:05See? Gray Bape is out there having a great time.
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